First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Can Dinosaur Talk Actually Lead to a Booty Call?

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

Tim has one mission: convince his elementary school teacher wife to leave work for a spontaneous rendezvous. There's just one catch—he can't say anything romantic or explicit. Instead, he has to use nothing but dinosaur references to get his message across. From Velociraptors to T-Rexes and Jurassic-sized misunderstandings, this Call of Booty quickly goes off the rails. Will she figure it out... or think he's completely lost his mind? Listen to hear one of the funniest and most awkward calls yet on Jubal's Call of Booty. SEO Keywords: Call of Booty, Jubal Show, funny prank call, dinosaur pickup lines, awkward phone call, hilarious radio segment, relationship comedy, couple prank, booty call gone wrong, viral podcast, Jubal Show podcast, comedy podcast, funny couple moments.Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, shuddy, you know where I can find some booty? Jubel's Call of Booty. Tim is on the phone today for Call of Booty, and he wants to see if he can get his wife to leave her job right now for a booty call. But remember, can't say anything dirty or be blunt about it, and we'll give him a topic to use or code words to use for what he wants to do. And it's always very awkward and weird. Tim, where does your wife work, first of all?

I'm not going to give you the name of the school, but she's an elementary school teacher. Oh, no. You're going to call her a teacher? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're going to call her. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I've had calls. I have called her before about some random things, but she answers usually. Okay. She's always busy, so I figured this would be perfect. That's fun. I love this bit you guys do. And I was like, I was like, oh, my God, I got to try this. So she's actually at school in her classroom right now.

Are the kids in there? Oh, yeah. Or is it like lunchtime? Yeah, yeah. She usually, she's usually teaching, but they also have, you know, the teachers kind of do a shared, they got like four classrooms. Okay. And they sometimes do like a shared thing.

So one teacher will go into the other classroom. So you know her schedule kind of when she's free. Yeah. Okay. How do you think she's going to react to something like this? Like just in general, how would she react? Not even if she was in school. You know, outside of work, we've had very minimal, call it, you know, dirty talk or, you know.

But, you know, in life we have a healthy, we have a healthy romantic life. So I don't know how she's going to react. This will definitely be from left field for her. Yeah. So that's what I'm like. All right. I'm like, I almost want to test. the whole situation.

We're about to find out how your skills are. I mean, really, that's going to be the tell. This is going to be very awkward. So you're about to call your wife, who is an elementary school teacher. She's currently in her classroom, but the students aren't there. Hopefully, you know, for sure, but hopefully they're not. And you're going to try to call her and see if she'll leave her job to meet you for a booty call. And since she's a teacher, how about we go with dinosaurs and dinosaur terms?

That's what you have to use. You can't say anything dirty. You have to try to get her to leave her booty call using just dinosaur terminology. You know, we just watched the latest Jurassic Park like maybe two weeks ago. Nice. So it's fresh on your mind. So this might work for me. Oh, my.

I don't even know how we would do that. I have some evidence. I don't have the overconfidence. All right. I can't remember the rules, though. Yeah, you can't just be blunt about it. And remember during the phone call, we can get. you lines and stuff.

So if we talk into your ear, don't talk back to us. We have it so like she won't be able to hear us until we come on the phone. Either if she says no and we want to just let her know we're on or if you actually get her to do it, we can celebrate with you guys. That sounds weird. Dinosaur style. All right. Well, here we go.

We'll play a song, come back. And then you can call your wife who's currently in her classroom and see if she'll leave for a call of booty using just dinosaur terms. I'm trying to come up. I'm going to have to do that. Go be a triceratoms in the streets. Call the Booty is next. It's the Jubal Show. Excuse me, Shuddy.

You know where I can find some booty? Jubils Call of Booty. Right in the middle of Call of Booty. And if you're just joining us, Tim is on the phone. And he's got his work cut out for him because he's about to call his wife who's an elementary school teacher. She's in the classroom right now. But he's going to see if she'll leave him. meet him for a booty call, but he can only talk about dinosaurs.

He can't say anything dirty or blunt. He's got to talk about dinosaurs and use dinosaur words to try to get her to figure out what he's talking about and hopefully convince her with that sexy language. Tim, are you ready to go? A little bit nervous, but I took some deep breaths and I am set. All right. Here we go. And remember, we can talk to you for this first little bit.

She won't be able to hear us. So if we say something you don't respond to us, we'll try to give you some lines if you need help. I feel like you need help. All right. Okay, here we go. I'm going to dial our phone number right now. Hi, this is Denise.

Hey, honey. How are you? Kim, why are you calling me? Is everything okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Wait, this isn't your number. What number is this?

Oh my God, are you at the hospital? No, no, no, no. I got one of those, I was just talking. I got this Google number thing. I'm at work right now. Please don't scare me like that. God. Why are you calling me?

Like, what's up? Oh, not much. Dave, I'm just, I'm wondering how, you know, your classes today. Hopefully those kids aren't driving you too crazy. Yeah, it's fine. Oh, my gosh. So they actually just spent the last hour drawing, and, you know, Corey, show me a drawing of this boat that he did.

Honestly, it looked like a . It was just so great. It was so hard not to laugh. But, yeah, you know what? I'll just have to take a picture of it for you because I swear to God it looks like a . Yeah, yeah, send me that pick. Speaking of pictures, I was kind of calling you to see if maybe you felt like a front. frustrated little velociraptor and you wanted to blow off some steam because I might know a place where you could get a good chunk of meat.

Um, excuse me. You know, what? What the fuck? You know, I'm just talking about maybe someone gets T-rexed. What? What? Like T-rexed. Hey.

Um, no, no, it's, it's just my husband. Sorry. Yes, I can send him to the classroom in, I don't know, about an hour. Oh, I think she's talking to somebody else. Okay. You're doing a good job, Tim. Yep. Yep, thank you. Oh, my God, Tim, what is going on? What are you talking about a tree? I was just hoping maybe if you took the afternoon off, I could get my hands on giraffe, the park.

Tim That was a good one You didn't You didn't just go and buy a bunch of yard inflatables again, did you? Because we talked about that No, no, no, no No, no, no. It's not got any inflatables, but I mean,

if technically, I would be interested in inflating a certain bronthosaurus neck That was good. You know, like a tricetops with the hardened horn. I wasn't ready. Okay.

Babe. Oh, God. Seriously, are you okay? I am genuinely getting worried about you. It sounds like you're having a stroke. I am like, I'm out of work. No, no, no. I'm not having a stroke.

I'm feeling like on the hunt, you know, searching for a nice, juicy, prehistoric steak. What? I'm calling 911. I, like, there's just no way. I'm fine, hold on. I can't, guys, I can't think of anything else. Okay, wait a minute.

You can you, like, you guys, what are you talking to? Now he's talking to other people. What the fuck is going on, Tim? I'm genuinely about to call 911. Denise, he's talking to us. This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. My name's Jubal.

Denise, you're so cute. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And, yeah, your husband, Tim, wanted to call you today because we do a segment on the show called call of booty. It's where you call your significant other to see if they'll leave work to do a booty call, but you can't say anything dirty overtly. And we give you some code words to use or some theme to talk about. And he had to use dinosaurs to try to see if he could get you. Get going. Get you going.

Are you joking me? Babe, no. I can't. I was really hoping you would take a slight, a small bite. now it seems like now it seems like I have no no Riz, no games Oh darn Well you do realize that I have like a bunch of children About to walk into this realm

Within a matter of minute Yeah I'm yeah Okay I'm sorry But I do have I just genuinely was I thought you were losing your mind Or having a stroke

I thought the world was ending right now I'm going to say that's a no, Denise. You're not going to go meet it. No, I am deciding whether or not he's going to get any for a while. Oh, nice. That's not the response I was expecting. Dang, Tim. Am I able to get back to work now?

Yes. Thank you for your time, Denise. You're great. Have a good one. I hope you're trying to Jurassic Park later. Thank you. It's a good try, Tim. A for effort.

No, I showed. Yeah, wow, that was almost embarrassing. That was so good. I thought it would work a little better, but that's okay. That's okay. It's hard to use those words. It really is. But you know what?

I bet you if you try again at home, it'll work. Yeah. I think so. I thought the Bronosaurus, neck inflating, that's pretty clever. That was good. That was good. My first guest is Territ Hilton, Shaquita, Luke, and Yerding. Have surprises?

many surprises. Welcome to the Sweet 305 podcast where the group check comes to life. What on? You're the only person I know that loves a yellow starburst. It's lemonade. This is Sweet 305. Here, oversharing is encouraged. Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

What's up, fam, it's sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the hosts of everyone watches women's sports. a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about

across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few lasts along the way. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the IHeart Radio app,

Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Jake Brennan, and on the Disgraceland Podcast, I explore the wild lives of rock stars and unbelievable true crime stories from music history. These are the stories you haven't heard, the kind you'll end up telling someone else. Like the time Paul McCartney spent in a notorious prison

or the bizarre crime Lady Gaga is accused of where that time blondeie's Debbie Harry escaped Ted Bunny. Listen to disgrace land on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse. The world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible,

you're the problem. Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less, so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast,

or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human