First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - CALL OF BOOTY - Candy-Coated Confession: Will He Leave Work for This? 🍫📞
Episode Date: February 11, 2026It’s another hilarious round of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show—and this time, Olivia is putting her 18-year relationship to the ultimate test. Can she convince her husband, a hardworking ...forklift operator, to leave his shift early… using only candy-themed innuendos? 🍬😳 With Valentine’s Day around the corner, things get sweet, awkward, and absolutely chaotic as she drops Hershey’s Kisses, Snickers, and Laffy Taffy hints—while he struggles to read between the lines. Will he catch on? And more importantly… will he clock out? Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for another call of booty.
Am.
One of our listeners is on the phone to see if she can get her husband to leave work to meet her
for a booty call, but it's completely family friendly.
Can't use anything dirty or be blunt.
We'll give you a theme to use as innuendo for what you want to do and why you want to try
to get them to leave work right now to meet you for a call of boo.
And Olivia wants to call her husband Dante today.
Olivia, what does Dante do for a living?
He is a forklift operator at a warehouse.
Oh, great.
Olivia's our first wifey to do this too, right?
So it might be easier to get a husband.
It will?
Usually you suggest it and we're there.
Maybe that's my stereotype.
How long have you guys been together?
Oh, we've been married for about 12 years.
He's been together 18 total.
Oh, wow.
Have you ever tried to call him to get him to leave his job to meet you for a call of booty before, ever?
In 18 years.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm hot.
I've not, but I've sent text messages that have been successive, you know, but I've never, like, outright call and done this.
Okay.
Do you think it's going to be easy or hard for it?
So he's a forklift operator, so it's probably a pretty important job at a warehouse.
Oh, yeah.
It really, really is.
And he is the only forklift operator right now.
And so it's probably going to be kind of hard because he doesn't want to let the best 15 down.
He's operating heavy machinery.
Is this safe?
Yeah, he really is.
But luckily, this is around his lunchtime and he's on break.
Perfect.
So I think I can talk to him to it.
Okay.
You think you're going to be able to get him to do it.
And how does he normally react to these kind of things?
it's probably going to be kind of hard for him to understand what I'm saying.
He's a pretty and straightforward guy.
He just lays it out and doesn't like it.
Okay, so code, code for what you want to do is probably going to be hard
because you can't just outright say it, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's going to be a little difficult, I'm sure.
Well, how's your candy knowledge since Valentine's is coming up?
Oh, that's a good line.
You could do candy names.
Oh.
In order to see if you can get in to understand what you're talking about
and see if you can get him to leave his job right now.
Okay.
Okay, that sounds funny.
Sounds like fun time, too.
I like candy.
I have a sweet tooth when I was a little girl.
Okay.
There's good slogans.
Like, give me a break, you know, kick out.
Big hunk.
Oh, that's a good hug.
Mounds.
Okay, let's not give her everything.
Swedish fish.
Oh, my.
I don't know that.
I don't know.
That's a good.
Sounds super hot.
If you just joined us,
Olivia is on the phone,
and she is about to attempt to call her husband,
Dante,
and see if he'll leave his job right now
as a forklift operator.
And also,
apparently he's the only forklift operator
they have right now working.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do have an ad out
and trying to find someone,
but it's just him by himself.
All right, so he's the only forklift operator
they have for today.
He's currently on his lunch.
break so she's going to call him and see if she can get him to leave his job right now for a call of
booty and she can only do it using candy terms as an innuendo since we're so close to
valentine's day all right olivia good luck and remember for the first part of the call we can jump in
and help you out and so if we need to do that we will but after that we'll save you at a certain
point if it gets too awkward okay all right i'm going to dial this phone number right now
Hey, babe.
Oh, hey, Pikachu.
What's up?
Did they sit down for lunch?
Is everything okay?
Oh, oh, yeah.
Everything is good.
Hi.
I just wanted to call and talk to you about something.
Right now?
Can I wait until later, babe?
No, no.
I really need to talk to you about this right now.
Mom and dad can stay in our guest bedroom,
but I swear if I,
hear them getting it on again
this is going to be that last time
no no no no that's
that's not what I'm talking about no
no I know no for real
like they can take a week off
and wait until they're in their own house
I mean I just I woke up and thought someone was
punching a chihuahua in the back of the head
okay
you got to stop that's
that's not it okay
we can talk about that later
all right but um
I wanted to see if
we could come home right now because um i need a harshy kiss
what i mean why don't i mean just they just go out and buy one
because i need you to give it to me um wait wait wait wait wait wait wait are you
pregnant again no no okay because this sounds like one of those
cravings no no I'm not I just I really need you to come home because I need some
mom in joy shape what I don't I don't get what you're talking about
come on get it this this chico stick da da da da da da um oh babe this is getting
really weird
Can you just go out and get some candy then?
Oh, come on.
You get it?
You know the song about the chico stick?
Da-da-da-da.
Okay, babe, this is getting really weird.
I want your snickers.
Babe, you packed my lunch, and there is not a snickers in here.
Do you want me just go out and door-dash-you-some candy or what?
Oh, my God.
Dante, please, leave between the lines.
Mama wants her sour-catch kid to come home and do the turkey roll.
Okay, yeah, okay, I get it now.
All right.
Like that bad?
I'll even shake my laughy-taffy, shake my laughy-tassy.
I'm the only operator here today.
Hold up, one second.
What's doing?
Hold on.
Babe, what do you?
What are you doing?
I'm, uh, Dante, Dave.
I'm trying to make myself puke so I can go home.
This is hot.
Don't, oh, my God.
Hello, Dante, don't make yourself puke.
Don't make yourself puke.
Oh, my gosh.
Is that our patch.
kid really is going for it.
Don't,
don't puke, Dante.
Please,
Dante,
please.
Dante, how are you?
This is a radio show.
It's called the Jubal show.
Hi, I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name is Jubal.
Hello.
Hello.
We heard all that.
We do a segment on the show
called Call a Booty
where you see if your significant other
will leave their job to meet you
for a booty call,
but you can't say anything dirty.
You can only use references
that we give you and she had to do it and Olivia your wife had to do it using um candy terms since
it's so close to Valentine's stick what gave it away the chico steak I like the working
shaking the laffy-tappy in there a lot of yeah that's good good this might really happen I mean it sounds
like you were down Dante yeah I mean it took me a minute once I figured out I mean I'm over here
trying to make myself puke.
That's right.
Congratulations, Olivia.
You did it.
You got a man.
Yeah.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, sike.
Stop laughing.
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