First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Chloe & Asher - He Quit His Job for THIS?! 😳 (Star Wars Gone Wrong)

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

What starts as a playful Call of Booty challenge quickly spirals into absolute chaos in this hilarious episode of The Jubal Show. Chloe tries to convince her boyfriend to leave work early—but there’s a catch: she can only use Star Wars references to get the message across. Sounds awkward already… but it gets way crazier. Between misunderstood signals, workplace frustration, and one seriously bold move, things escalate fast—and not in the way anyone expected. Did Chloe’s plan work… or did it backfire in the most unexpected way possible? You’ll have to hear it to believe it. Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category  that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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She moved in for two weeks, lasted five days, left a mess, and then pressed her ear against their bedroom door and burst in screaming. When kicked out to a hotel, she called her son-in-law's workplace, pretending his partner had been rushed to the hospital by ambulance. She faked a medical emergency? And spoiler, that was just the beginning. To find out how it ends, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars fan, so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related episodes. Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away, such as the biology of tauntons and wampas on the ice planet hot, or the practicality and corporal.

business sense of the Sith rule of two. Listen to stuff to blow your mind on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Excuse me, Sunny. You know where I can find some booty? Jubils Call of Booty. It's time for a brand new Call of Booty. Yeah.

Where one of our listeners wants to see if they can get their significant other to leave their job and meet them for a call of booty. It's not dirty. It's all family friendly because they can't say anything blatant or just tell them what they want to do. We give them a special theme to use as code. And it's always awkward and always funny. And it'll be interesting to see if Chloe, who's on the phone today for a call of booty, can actually do it. Chloe, you want to call your boyfriend?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. His name is Asher. Asher? All right. How long have you guys been together? We've been together like six months, I would say.

Oh, so it's still. new. That's fun. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, what does he do for work? He's a full bottomist. So, he's doing the same thing all day. He draws blood?

Okay. Yeah. I'm like, how do you go from looking at blood to, okay, babe, I'm out of here. Yeah. It also seems like an important job. Very. I mean, that's not untrue, but it's also very repetitive. I don't think you like doing it that much.

So that could be in my favor. Yeah. Okay. If he hates his job as a phlebotomist, it might be easy to get him to leave. You guys have only been together six months. So have you ever tried to get him to leave work before to meet you for a booty call? Not this blatantly, but it's sort of like a, I'm still learning because, yes, he doesn't like his job, but he also doesn't like, you know, he gets annoyed very easily. when I interrupt him. I've been sort of like careful about it up until now.

Okay. So he gets kind of annoyed when he's interrupted at his job. So you're about to call him and see if he'll leave his job right now to meet you for a call of booty. And we always give everybody a theme to use because remember you can't say anything just like overtly blatant about what you want to do. So today, since there's that new Star Wars movie coming out soon, how about Star Wars? Oh, I love that. Okay. He's going to get real annoyed now. Yeah, exactly. So you're about to call.

He's not going to be very patient. You're about to call your boyfriend who works as a phlebotomist at a hospital, obviously, who gets annoyed with you when you interrupt him in the middle of his job that he already doesn't like and try to see if he can understand what you're talking about using only Star Wars terminology to try to get him to leave for a call of booty. All right. I will try. May the force be with you. I was like, good luck, get it.

Chloe is on the phone today for a call of booty, and she's about to call her boyfriend of six months named Asher and see if she can convince him to leave his job to meet her for a call of booty. But remember, it's all family friendly. Nothing dirty ever actually gets said because she has to use a theme instead of telling him exactly what she wants to do. And the theme for today is Star Wars. Chloe, have you looked up some Star Wars terms that you can use to try to get him to leave his job?

I very quickly Googled and did my research. Okay, good. All right. And remember, Chloe said that he gets a little annoyed when she interrupts him while he's at work and he also hates his job. So he's going to be in a great mood probably when you call. Oh, yeah. I'm really thinking I made good choices. The reward is worth it.

Yeah, well, good luck, and we will jump in if you need help, all right? But here we go. I'm about to dial his phone number and see if you can get him to actually leave his job right now. Here we go. Hello? Hello? Babe, I am not your father. That's what she started.

Okay. I'm guessing this is my girlfriend, Bay Vader. Bay Vader. It is I, sexy Jedi, and I need you. to come to the dark side at least three times babe I'm at work

you know guess what the fuck do you want you underestimate my power young Jedi you're so weird sometimes what's up well how's your day going You know, it is another exciting day here, collecting blood.

I think I've poked like 47 arms today and none of them are interesting. I just hate this job. I'm sorry. Well, if you want to leave work right now, I was going to do a little Jedi training, but I don't want to do it on solo. Wow. Wow. What?

Help me. You're my only hope. Lord, I need a different job, babe. Did your boss bring in Edibles? It's like, I want that job. No. Young, sexy, hot, sensual Jedi. I didn't go to work today.

I stayed home hoping that you would get, you would, you know, come over here and spark up your lightsaber and join the resistance. DINCE, that is? Oh, okay, you're not talking about Star Wars. How are you? Do or do me not, there is no try. King Yoda. Hang on, babe. You know what, everyone?

This place sucks, and I hate this job. Tim, I'm sorry. You're a fucking dick. Nobody gives a fuck about your pickleball man. at all. It makes our weekends worse. Whatever your name, I'm sorry, sir, whatever your name, I'm genuinely sorry, I'm not gonna be taking your blood because I'm about to leave. I'm getting the f***ing out of here. I'm done working with you clouds. I'm done with the stupid career. If you excuse me, I'm gonna head home and make sweet, sweet love to my super hot girlfriend.

I got you guys. You're not to treat people better. Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. Dave, oh my God. Ash, but, what? Star Wars and you end up made you quit? Yeah, I'm heading to the car right now before, like, security comes over. Oh, my God.

I'll be home soon. That'll be fun. Stop. Hey, Asher. Hey, how are you? This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria. Yeah, and I'm Jubal. What's up? Wait, just quit his job. Well, I just quit my job. What is going on? You know, pop off. Yeah.

What's going on? We do a segment on this radio show called Call of Booty. It's where you have to call your significant other to try to convince them to leave their job. But you can only use a theme that we give you. And your girlfriend, Chloe, was trying to see if you would come home to, you know, do what you understood. She wanted to do. Using only Star Wars terminology to see if she could actually get you to do it. And I guess she did.

It worked. But it also sounds like you just really quit your job. Man, I just had to. You don't even care. No, but this is a good way to do it. I feel like, are you sure you wanted to do it? I mean, you told them to fuck off. Is that really how you want to leave?

Yeah, you should have seen their faces, morons. They're so. Wow. All right. Well, I'm doing a better job, I guess. This is good all around. Thank you, guys. Chloe, congratulations.

And Asher, I guess, congratulations on making career moves. Hey. You will call a booty. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.

This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal, but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds.

I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the eye heart. Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My mother-in-law spent years sabotaging our relationship until Karma made her pay for it. All right, Sophia, tell me about how we started this story. She moved in for two weeks, lasted five days, left a mess, and then pressed her ear against their bedroom door and burst in screaming. When kicked out to a hotel, she called her son-in-law's workplace, pretending his partner

had been rushed to the hospital by ambulance. She faked a medical emergency. And spoiler, that was just the beginning. To find out how it ends, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars fan, so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related episodes. Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away, such as the biology of taun tons and wampas on the ice planet hot, or the practicality and corporate business sense of the Sith rule of two. Listen to Stuff to Bole Your Mind on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.