First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Ivan & Kim - He Passed Out on Her Doorstep… Then Tried This at Work?!
Episode Date: April 15, 2026In this wild episode of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show, one listener tries to recover from a disastrous night out—only to make things even worse. After forgetting to check in, showing up unanno...unced, and leaving behind a very questionable first impression, he attempts to win his girlfriend back in the most unexpected way possible… live on the phone. Will she forgive him? Will she walk out of work for him? Or will this be the final play in their relationship? Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Excuse me, shuddy.
You know where I can find some booty.
Jubils Call of Booty.
It's time for another call of booty.
One of our listeners has to call their significant other and see if they'll leave work to meet them for a call of Booty.
And remember, it's family-friendly.
Can't say anything dirty or be blatant.
We give you a theme to use as code for your partner
to see if they can even figure out what you're talking about
and then see if they'll actually leave work to meet you for a call of booty.
And on the phone right now is Ivan to make a call of booty.
And Ivan, who do you want to call?
My girlfriend, Kim, and she's already pissed at me
from an argument we had last night, so it's interesting.
All right.
Yeah, we scheduled this out a little bit.
bit.
I bet you didn't plan on having an argument the night before trying to do the call.
Yeah.
Why is she upset at you?
I went out drinking with my buddies last night and I forgot to call or check in at
reasonable times.
Okay.
Read at all.
So I got drunk.
So I went to her place, but I ended up passing out in front of her door.
Oh, wow.
Oh, no.
I'd be mad at you too.
That's hilarious.
Got drunk with your buddies, no call, no text.
You just went over to her house and passed out on a doorstep.
Yeah, she found me this morning when she went to work.
Cool.
All right.
That's a good look, man.
It's a surprise, babe.
Good morning.
Yeah.
So you're going to call her and see if she'll leave her job for a call of boo.
using a theme that we'll give you in just a second.
But I imagine that she was not pleased when she opened her door and saw her drunken boyfriend laying out there.
Oh, no, she was delighted.
She was pissed.
Where does your girlfriend work?
She works at an apartment building in the leasing office.
Okay.
And would it be unusual for you to call her and try to get her to leave her job for a booty call?
I mean, not.
No, I don't think so.
If she was, she's, she's fine.
She'd do want to do that sort of thing.
I mean, she's mad at me today.
We'll see how that goes.
Take out her anger on you.
All right.
Well, the theme that you have to use for today's Call of Booty, because remember, you can't be dirty,
you can't say anything blatant.
You have to try to do it using a theme that we give you to use.
And today, you need to call your significant other who's already mad at you because you were
drunk last night and passed out on her doorstep.
but you have to call her and try to convince her to leave her job right now for a call of booty like a sports play-by-play announcer.
I think you can do it?
Yeah, that'll be fun.
Oh, Brian.
Ivan is on the phone.
He's about to call his girlfriend of three years and try to convince her to leave her job and meet him for a call of booty.
But remember, it's family-friendly.
It's not dirty.
He can't say anything blatant.
He has to try to convince her to leave her.
work to meet him for a call of booty as a sports play-by-play announcer.
That's going to be tough.
And she's already not very happy with him.
Ivan, why is she mad at you again?
I went drinking last night and I got a little too slashed and wound up at her door this morning.
And she found me there just lying on the floor.
Well, totally normal.
All right.
So she's already annoyed with you.
And now you have to call and try to convince her to leave work to meet you for a booty call
as a sports play-by-play announcers.
So good luck, Ivan.
You got this.
I believe in you.
If that counts for anything.
All right, here we go.
I'm dialing her phone number right now,
and then we'll jump in to save you if we need to.
But good luck, Ivan.
Hello?
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen,
the moment of truth.
Ivan has stepped up to the plate
and his calling his girlfriend, Kim,
to see if he can go all the way.
What?
Oh my God, you're so drunk, aren't you?
So wing and a miss.
That's okay.
Ivan seems to be unshaken by the love of his life's unrelenting passion that she fires a strike right down the middle.
Okay, okay, so you didn't call me last night.
You didn't text me.
You passed out on my doorstep hammered, and this is how you're calling you to say sorry,
like some weird sports announcer?
No, it'd be better if you'd just be like,
Hey, babe, I'm sorry about being a drunken idiot and peeing on your wall.
welcome, Matt.
I bought you a new one.
Okay.
Okay, babe.
I am really sorry about your mat.
I don't know why I didn't knock.
I don't know why I didn't try and text or call,
and I don't know why I pissed on your welcome mat.
And I'm so sorry, but I do love you.
She's not going to play by playing anymore.
Well, he was getting to try.
I love you too.
but right now I really don't like you
and I'm really busy
so what do you need?
What's up?
And the crowd goes wild.
Ivan knows he's not totally forgiven
for being a drunken food last night
but the conversation is now underway
and will Ivan be able to hit a home run
or will his dreams come crashing down
to a sad, lonely reality?
Dude, what the fuck?
Why do you keep doing that?
What's happening?
Babe, babe, I have
such an important question for you.
It's fourth down and inches.
And all Ivan needs
is for his beautiful, patient, and
super intelligent girlfriend, Kim
to come home right now
and help him get the ball
to his tight, favorite tight end
so they can score touchdown.
Look at this, folks, for some stupid
reason, Kim's lightweight of a boyfriend
who came over to her house drunk
and passed on her porch. Keep
talking like a play-by-play announcer
because he probably thinks it's cute or something.
When Ivan doesn't know is if he doesn't
get to the point in about five seconds,
she's going to hang up the phone and call the cops
and have him removed from her apartment.
Damn.
Please, please, please don't hang up.
This is so important.
Then stop being weird.
What do you want?
Here it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, a Hail Mary from Ivan.
Babe.
Can you leave work right now and we can have a little fun?
You know what I mean?
He came up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
It's more ridiculous, but weird sports play-by-play thing that you're doing
or the fact that you think I would want to leave work to sleep with you
after I literally just had to throw your disgusting pee-stained pants in the wash
before I left my house.
Oh, no.
Oh.
And that's going to be a long walk back to the showers for this loose.
loser.
Hey, Kim, how are you?
This is the Jubal show.
It's a radio show.
Hi, Kim.
I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name's Jubal.
Okay, sure.
Hi, guys.
We do a segment on the show that's called Call of Booty.
It's where you have to call your significant other to see if they'll leave work to meet you for a booty call.
But you can't say anything dirty.
We give you a theme to use.
And Ivan had to try to do that as a play-by-play announcer.
Didn't seem successful.
Also, he told us why you're mad at him.
Well, he forgot to tell us about the peeing on the.
the map part.
Oh, well,
yeah.
There's bad.
So I'm guessing
you didn't convince you to leave work.
No, not a chance.
Aw.
So there's no chance
you'll meet me for a call of booty.
No, you should go back to bed
because you're clearly still drunk.
You will call a booty.
When a group of women
discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
They take matters into their own hands.
I vowed. I will be his last target.
He is not going to get away with this.
He's going to get what he deserves.
We always say that, trust your girlfriends.
Listen to the girlfriends.
Trust me, babe.
On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
In 2023, Bachelor star Clayton,
Eckerd was accused of fathering twins. But the pregnancy appeared to be a hoax.
You doctored this particular test twice, Ms. Owens, correct? I doctored the test ones.
It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern.
Two more men who'd been through the same thing.
Greg, a lesbian.
Michael Mancini. My mind was blown.
I'm Stephanie Young. This is love trapped.
Laura, Scottsdale Police.
As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences.
Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Lori Siegel, and this is Mostly Human, a tech podcast through a human lens.
This week, an interview with OpenAI CEO Sam Altman.
I think society is going to decide that creators of AI products bear a tremendous amount of responsibility to the products we put out in the world.
An in-depth conversation with a man who's shaping our future.
My highest order bit is to not destroy the world with AI.
Listen to mostly human on the podcast.
IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Hey, it's Nora Jones, and my podcast Playing Along is back with more of my favorite musicians.
Check out my newest episode with Josh Grobin.
You related to The Phantom at that point.
Yeah, I was definitely the Phantom in that.
That's so funny.
Share each day with me each night each morning.
Listen to Nora Jones is playing along on the IHeart Radio app.
Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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