First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Jon & Jane - He Tried a Dino-Themed Booty Call… While She Was Teaching 🦖📞

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

In this painfully awkward (and hilarious) episode, Tim calls into Call of Booty with one risky goal 😬 — convincing his wife to leave work early using only code words. The twist? She’s an elementary school teacher 👩‍🏫… and the theme is dinosaurs 🦕. What follows is a cringeworthy phone call filled with prehistoric metaphors, rising panic, and a wife who thinks something is seriously wrong 🧠🚨. Will Tim’s creative “Jurassic” language work, or will this go extinct fast? Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Who am I? Listen to On Purpose with Jay Chetty on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Tim is on the phone today for Call of Booty, and he wants to see if he can get his wife to leave her job right now for a booty call. But remember, can't say anything dirty or be blunt about it, and we'll give him a topic to use or code words to use for what he wants to do. And it's always very awkward and weird. Tim, where does your wife work, first of all? I'm not going to give you the name of the school, but she's an elementary school teacher. Oh, no.

You're going to call her? A teacher? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're going to call her. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've had calls.

I have called her before about some random things, but she answers usually. Okay. She's always busy, so I figured this would be perfect. That's fun. I love this bit you guys do. And I was like, I was like, oh, my God, I got to try this. So she's actually at school in her classroom right now. Are the kids in there?

Oh, yeah. Or is it like lunchtime? Yeah, yeah. She usually, she's usually teaching, but they also have, you know, the teachers kind of do a shared, they got like four classrooms. Okay. And they sometimes do like a shared thing. So one teacher will go into the other classroom.

Okay. So you know her schedule kind of when she's free. Yeah. Okay. How do you think she's going to react to something like this? Like just in general, how would she react? Not even if she was in school. You know, outside of work, we've had very minimal, call it, you know, dirty talker.

But, you know, in life we have a healthy, we have a healthy romantic life. So I don't know how she's going to react. She takes her job. I'm not going to say takes her job seriously. I would say that she is a passionate teacher. errors. So like when her focus is on the, you know, kids, you know, she's

a professional. I don't know if she's going to be annoyed. I don't know if she's going to be annoyed. This will definitely be from left field for her. Yeah. So that's why I'm like all right.

I'm like, I almost want to test the whole situation. We're about to find out how your skills are. I mean, really, that's going to be the tell. This is going to be very awkward. So you're about to call wife who is an elementary school teacher. She's currently in her classroom, but the students aren't there. Hopefully, you know, for sure, but hopefully they're not.

And you're going to try to call her and see if she'll leave her job to meet you for a booty call. And since she's a teacher, how about we go with dinosaurs and dinosaur terms? That's what you have to use. You can't say anything dirty. You have to try to get her to leave her booty call using just dinosaur terminology. You know, we just, we just, we just, we just, we just. just watched the latest Jurassic Park like maybe two weeks ago.

Okay. So it's fresh on your mind. So this might work for me. Oh, my. I don't even know how we would do that. I have some. I don't have the overconfidence. All right.

I don't remember the rules though. Yeah, you can't just be blunt about it. And remember during the phone call, we can give you lines and stuff. So if we talk into your ear, don't talk back to us. We have it so like she won't be able to hear us until we come on the phone. either if she says no and we want to just let her know we're on or if you actually get her to do it we can celebrate with you guys that sounds weird dinosaur style all right well here we go hi this is Denise hey honey how are you Tim why are you why are you calling me is everything okay yeah yeah I'm good I'm good wait this is your number what number is this oh my God are you at the hospital no no no no No, no, I got a, they're one of those, I was just checking out this Google number thing.

I'm at work right now. Please, don't scare me like that. God, why are you calling me? Like, what, what's up? Oh, not much. Dave, I'm just, I'm wondering how, you know, your classes today. Hopefully those kids aren't driving you too crazy. Yeah, it's fine.

Oh, my gosh. So they actually just spent the last hour drawing, and, you know, Corey, show me a drawing of this boat that he did. Honestly, it looked like a . It was just so great. It was so hard not to laugh. But, yeah, you know what? I'll just have to take a picture of it for you because I swear to God it looks like a . . . . . . . . . . yeah, send me that pic. I'll – speaking of pictures, I was coming.

kind of calling you to see if maybe you felt like a frustrated little velociraptor and you wanted to blow off some steam because I might know a place where you could get a good chunk of meat. Um, excuse me. You know, what? What the fuck? You know, I'm just talking about maybe someone gets T-rexed. What? What? Like key rexed.

Hey. No, no, it's just my husband. Sorry. Yes, I can send him to the classroom in, I don't know, about an hour. Oh, I think she's talking to somebody else. You're doing a good job, Tim. Yep. Yep, thank you.

Oh, my God, Tim, what is going on? What are you talking about a P. I was just hoping maybe if you took the afternoon off, I could get my hands on giraffe the park Tim I didn't

you didn't you didn't you didn't just go and buy a bunch of like yard inflatables again did you because we talked about that no no no no no no no no no got any inflatables but I mean if technically I would be interested in inflating

a certain Brontosaurus neck that's good you know like a tricetops with the hard Didn't horn. I wasn't ready. Okay.

Babe. Oh, God. Seriously, are you okay? I am genuinely getting worried about you. It sounds like you're having a stroke. I am like... No, no, no. I'm not having a stroke.

I'm feeling like on the hunt, you know, searching for a nice, juicy, prehistoric steak. What? What? Oh, my. I'm calling 911. I, like, there's just no way.

I'm fine. Hold on. Guys, I can't think of anything else. Okay, wait a minute. Can you, like, you guys, what do you talk about? Now he's talking to other people. What the fuck is going on, Kim? I am genuinely about to call 911.

Denise, he's talking to us. This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. My name's Jubal. Denise, you're so cute. I'm Nina. And yeah, your husband, Tim, wanted to call you today because we do a segment on the show called Call of Booty. It's where you call your significant other to see if they'll leave work to do a booty call, but you can't say anything dirty overtly.

And we give you some code words to use or some theme to talk about. And he had to use dinosaurs to try to see if you get you going, get you going. Is he going to call 911? Are you joking me? Babe, no. I can't. I was really hoping you would take a sloth. A small bite.

Now it seems like now it seems like I have no no Riz, no games. Oh, darn. Well, you do realize that I have like a bunch of children about to walk into this room within a matter of minute. Yeah,

I'm, yeah. Okay, I'm sorry. But I do have... I just genuinely was, I thought you were losing your mind or having a stroke. I thought the world was ending right now. I'm going to say that's a no, Denise. You're not going to go meet it.

No, I am deciding whether or not he's going to get any for a while right now. Oh, nice. That's not the response I was expecting. Thanks, Tim. And then, am I able to get back to work now? Yes. Thank you for your time, Denise. You're great.

Have a good one. I hope you're in Jurassic Park later. Thank you. It's a good try. Tim. A for effort. No, I showed. Yeah, wow, that was almost embarrassing.

That was so, that was so good. I thought it would work a little better, but that's okay. That's okay. It's hard, it's hard to use those words. It really is. But you know what? I bet you if you try again at home, it'll work. Yeah.

I think so. I thought the Bronosaurus, neck inflating, that's pretty clever. That was good. That was good. It seems like just yesterday that the Two Guys' Five Rings podcast was in Paris for the Olympics. And now we're heading to Milan for the 20, In the 2026 Milan Cortina Olympic Winter Games. I'm Bowen-Yang.

And I'm Matt Rogers, and we'll join athletes from 93 countries as Two Guys Five Rings hits the Italian Alps for the 26 Milan-Cortina Olympic Winter Games. Open your free IHartRadio app. Did we mention it's free? Search Two Guys Five Rings. And listen now. In the middle of the night,

Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen, would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home.

That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Black history lives in our stories, our culture, and the conversations we still having today. This Black History Month, the podcast, I Didn't Know. Maybe You Didn't Either digs into the moments, perspectives, and experiences that don't always make the textbook. Let me tell you about Garrett Morgan. Brough had to pretend he didn't even exist just to sell his own invention. Listen to I Didn't Know.

Maybe you didn't either. From the Black Effect Podcast Network on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or simply wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, host of the On Purpose podcast. On a recent episode, I sat down with Nick Jonas, singer, songwriter, actor, and global superstar. I went blank. I hit a bad note, and then I couldn't kind of recover. And I built up this idea that music and being musician was my whole identity. I had to sort of relearn who I was if you took this thing away.

Who am I? Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human.