First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call of Booty: Mark & Amber - His Weather Forecast Had One Goal... But Would His Wife Catch On?
Episode Date: July 1, 2026Is this genius... or just a tiny bit manipulative? 🤣 One listener admits she's been quietly orchestrating her cat's bedtime routine, and her boyfriend has no idea he's being played. The unexpected ...payoff has completely changed their relationship dynamic, and it's too funny to miss. Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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My husband is at a spa resort with his mistress right now,
and I'm calling the hotel to confront them both.
Wait a minute, Dakota.
She's calling the hotel while they're checked in together.
Yeah, that's right, Sophia.
And it gets worse.
It's Vacate to Vacation Week on the Ok Storytime podcast,
where she caught him buying gifts on Amazon
and then taped the 10-page letter inside his luggage before he flew out.
So she planted evidence before he even took off?
And spoiler, so far.
Two years later, karma hits so hard.
He's calling his ex-wife in tears, saying about his mistress, what a mistake that was.
To find out what happened, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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It's time for a brand new call of booty, and today Mark is on the phone, and Mark wants to call
his wife of seven years to see if she'll leave her job right now and meet him for a little bit of a
Booty call. Remember, it's not dirty at all. He can't be blatant or say anything dirty. We give him a
ridiculous theme to use and he'll see if he can get her to understand first what he's talking about.
And if she'll actually come home and meet him when she's probably going to think he's drunk or something.
But anyway, Mark, are you, are you sure you want to do a call of booty?
Oh, I am ready to do this.
Oh, let's go. I like the confidence.
Yeah. Where does your wife work?
She works at a credit union.
Credit union. Okay. So pretty professional setting. Yeah.
Yeah. She's very good at her job. She's always busy helping members. So she's definitely going to be very professional on the phone. I try to get her to sneak away in the past, but she's never done it. And I hope this is the time.
Okay. I don't know you've tried before.
So you've tried before, and now you're going to try in the worst way possible when we give you what the theme is for the call you have to make.
all right
awesome
well how about today
do you think that you can
convince your wife
to leave her job
working at a credit union
and meet you for a call of booty
while sounding like
a cheesy local TV weatherman
right
let's do it
every single things you say
has to be some sort of forecast
you know all those guys are always really cheesy
oh yeah yeah
I got my favorite guy too
that I check in
Oh, good.
Oh, yeah, this week got.
All right.
Well, maybe go to YouTube and pull some videos of him to get some inspo.
And Mark is on the phone, and he's about to call his wife of seven years who's working right now at a credit union and see if he can convince her to leave her job and meet him for a little fun.
Yeah.
Remember, you can't say anything dirty or be blatant about what he wants her to come home and do.
But he has to do it today in the style of a cheesy local weatherman.
What?
So Mark.
Mark, have you got some things together that you think you might want to say when you call her?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a rough script that I look at it.
Okay, yeah, but like a cool, cheesy weatherman name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, sweet.
Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now and we'll jump in if you need it, okay?
All right.
Here we go.
Thank you for calling at the credit union.
This is Amber.
How may I help you?
Good afternoon, Amber.
I'm chief meteorologist Mark ThunderCloud.
with your midday romance forecast.
Yeah, that's a good start.
Mark.
That's right, Amber.
Let's take a look.
Let's take a live look at today's Doppler.
I'm seeing extremely low happiness over the credit union
with a strong hubby pressure system
building rapidly home.
Current temperatures inside the house are only 68 degrees,
but experts predict they will climb dramatically
if one beautiful brunette
arrives during her lunch break.
Oh my God, people are staring at me.
Right, let's zoom in.
You'll notice a stubborn cold front named Work refusing to move out of the area.
Fortunately in afternoon, the Light Front is expected to push in around 1215.
Mark, what are you doing?
I am at work, babe.
What is this?
I'm sorry, Amber, but this forecast comes directly from the National Center for Mary Bend.
Is this real?
It absolutely is not.
What is that?
All right, let's check today's hour by hour forecast, shall we?
1145, paperwork.
Noon, more paperwork.
1215, dramatic improvement in household morale.
1217, elevated heart rates, 1220 scattered cuddling
with a 100% chance of snacks afterward,
in bed.
Oh my God, you are such an idiot.
I love it.
I'm also going to have to issue a blanket advisory.
Citizens are encouraged to remain indoors
with someone they find incredibly, incredibly attractive.
Wow.
Oh, my God, babe.
You are making this worse.
Unfortunately, this is a live update.
The forecast has intensified.
We're now under a level five wife warning.
Residents are advised to abandon unnecessary meetings, avoid all spreadsheets, and seek immediate shelter in bed.
My God.
Why are you doing this like a weather report?
Before we go, let's look at tomorrow's forecast.
If current conditions continue, there's a 90% chance your husband sleeps on the couch.
Oh.
That finally you said something accurate.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This, right, breaking weather, breaking weather update.
Oh, my God.
If you can come home and meet me right now, we can shelter in place because it looks like there will be atmospheric storms with nothing but heavy moisture ahead.
Oh, God, you had me so close and then you said moist.
Hey, Amber.
How are you?
This is the Jubal show.
It's a radio show.
Hi, I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Coria.
And my name is Jubal.
Oh, my God.
I knew something was going.
Yeah, sorry to emboche like this, but we do a segment on the show called Call a Booty
where you get to call your significant other and see if they'll leave their job to meet you for a booty call,
except we always give you a ridiculous theme to use.
And your husband, Mark, had to do it like a cheesy weatherman and he killed it.
Mark, he must have written some stuff down.
That was a great job.
Amazing.
Yeah, I secretly wanted to be, you know, a weatherman.
I think all my life.
Oh, this is your day.
So did it work or not, Amber?
Are you going to go meet him?
I might, but, babe, you cannot stay moist ever again.
There's a 100% chance.
I will never be saying that again.
My husband is at a spa resort with his mistress right now,
and I'm calling the hotel to confront them both.
Wait a minute, Dakota.
She's calling the hotel while they're checked in together.
Yeah, that's right, Sophia.
And it gets worse.
It's Vacate to Vacation Week on the OK Storytime podcast,
where she caught him buying gifts on Amazon
and then taped the 10-page letter inside his luggage before he flew out.
So she planted evidence before he even took off?
And spoiler, Sophia, two years later,
karma hits so hard, he's calling his ex-wife in tears,
saying about his mistress, what a mistake that was.
To find out what happened, listen to the OK Storytime podcast
on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever
you get your podcasts. Joy is essential and it's also elusive, but now there's a new and exciting way to
start your journey toward a more joyful existence, Joy 101. It's a new podcast hosted by me,
Hoda Kotby. If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy, tune into these candid,
uplifting, and moving on-air chats. Open your free IHeart Radio app. Search Joy 101 and listen now.
Joy 101 with Hoda Kotfi is presented by CVS.
My first guest is Paris Hilton, Shakira, Luke and Yerrin.
You have surprises?
Many surprises.
Welcome to the Sweet 305 podcast where the group check comes to life.
What?
You're the only person I know that loves a yellow starburst.
It's lemonade.
This is Sweet 305.
Here, oversharing is encouraged.
Listen to Sweet 305 with Lele Pons on the U.S.
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.
American Soccer has exploded.
The knockout rounds are here.
The U.S. won their group, and now every match is winner go home.
I'm Tad Ramos.
And I'm Tom Boger.
On our podcast, Inside American Soccer, we'll talk about the real storylines.
Discuss the tactics that actually decide matches.
And give you the truth about the U.S. national team from inside the program.
Whether you're a lifelong fan or this is your first World Cup.
We've got you covered.
Listen, Inside American Soccer with Tom Bogart and Tabramos on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast.
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