First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Mark & Lena - He Tried a Shakespearean… At Her JOB 😂

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

In this hilarious edition of Call of Booty from The Jubal Show, one husband attempts the impossible—convincing his very busy wife to leave work… using ONLY Shakespearean language. 🤯 What happens when romance meets ridiculous timing in a high-pressure office? Let’s just say… not everything goes according to plan. Will his over-the-top performance actually work, or completely backfire? You’ll want to hear how this unforgettable moment plays out! Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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But remember, they can't say anything dirty or be blatant about it. It's completely family-friendly. We give them code to use instead of saying the actual thing. And you'll find out what we're going to do today in just a second. But first, let's talk to Mark. Mark wants to call his wife, Lena, and ask her to leave work and meet him for a call of booty. Mark, do you think you can do this? I feel like I'm up to the task, man.

All right. I was going to be like, this is so cute. Yeah. You don't know what we're going to give you yet to use this code for what you want to do. You're calling your wife. What does she do for work? She's like a software engineer. She does development.

Oh, okay. Pretty high stakes stuff. Probably pretty busy. Yeah. constantly putting out fires. Okay. Have you ever called her to meet up with you before in the middle of the workday to, you know, do stuff? Yeah, in our younger days, sure.

Okay. Definitely not as much now. Okay. So it's been a while, but you have done this before and she was like open to it. She was very receptive, but she was definitely not as busy as she is now. Okay. Does you work around a lot of other people? Oh, yeah. She's in charge of like a pretty sizable team and it's like a loft concept office.

So it's pretty open. Okay. Okay. So everybody will be just around her while you're trying to convince her to leave work to meet you for a booty call. Yeah. I mean, I don't think she'll put it on speaker. All right. Well, remember, you can't be blatant and you can't say anything dirty. Today you have to do it in the style of a Shakespearean play. So you have to call her and call. and get your best Shakespeare on

and see if you can get her to leave work. Do you think she's going to know what you're doing at all? It's hard. I think she's going to be worried out of stroke or something. Good day, me lady. Does she know her, Shakespeare? We're going to find out. She didn't take it in college,

but we'll see if I'm in the high school stuff. All right. Well, if you just joined us, Mark is on the phone, and he's about to call his wife who works as a software engineer to tech company and ask her to leave her job right now to meet him for a booty call.

But remember, he can't be dirty or say anything blatant. Today, he has to do it in the style of a William Shakespeare play. It's like romantic and stuff. Yeah. Mark, are you about ready to give her a call? Verily. All right, here we go, Mark. I'm going to dial her phone number right now.

Good luck. Thank you. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hey, babe. Mark, I literally have engineers running around the office trying to fix a deployment right now. What's up? Yet again, the cruel hand of fate keeps us apart.

What? Lina, oh, Lena, wherefore out thou, Lena? Mark, why are you talking like that? My dearest Lena, I know if thou have many a question as to the reason. for my dramatic ponderings. It's just that I... Marcus, burn it for you. Hotter than the bluest of flames.

A desire, a thirst that can only be quenched by a lunchtime running. That's awesome. Mark, I don't have time. Are you not at work? What's going on? No, Laina. My ninks.

For you are a shrew with many questions. And I am Mark, I am the one who can tame you and make you mine. I request the presence of only one hour of your time, maybe even 45 seconds before I know time is of the essence. But, Hawk, I shall make it worth your wild. Did you just call me a shrew? No, it's like the taming of the shrew. Like the, like the, like the plane, get it? Oh, okay, well, thank God you stop talking like that, but I don't get it.

Like, what is it? Like, I literally have engineers, like, running around and arguing, like, we're trying to fix a problem. Well, last, fair maiden, if I would escape my office tower and return to our homestead, we could spend the following minutes entwined in a story so passionate and so pleasureous that the toils and troubles of, yay, engineers of old and their broken bills will be nothing but hindsight as we dive into the sea of each otherness and call out each other's names like beasts into the night. He's really good.

Okay, you have like two seconds to get to the point or I'm hanging up. Okay, wait, we don't have this the call right now for my loins are furious with passions. Leave that place. She's not a good, smooth. daring and rent home to meet me with haste. I must have you. I must ravage thine

temple until there is no sustenance left for I am hungry for you. I hunger with the hunger of a million hungers for just hunger for hunger simple hungers. The spell of your hair and joining of our souls please my love I'm surprised she's not hanging

up. What the heck? Is this like a weird way of trying to get me to leave work to hook up with you? Whoa, she got it. My bride has hurt my call. Oh, my God. Maybe try tomorrow when you're normal.

There's like nothing hot about that. It's so weird. You didn't do anything for you? Elena, how are you? This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. But his loins are on fire. Hi, I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria. My name is Jubil. Mark. Nice job, man. For real. That was so good. That was impressive. Elena, we do a segment on the show called Call of Booty where you have to try and get your significant other to leave their job to meet you for a booty call.

But we always give you a different theme to use. And today, your husband, Mark, had to do it like he was in a Shakespearean play. And he delivered. Me? Really. Oh, my God. You should be really proud. Maybe

Sorry Mark, you didn't get it done But that was impressive I'll listen to that over and over again You touched me All my tickets to your show Yeah, let us know when you're doing that public theater thing Community theater I mean if you guys want to put it up

I'm there I have been scorned I will see you this evening for dinner Wow married that. This is so stupid. She will call a booty. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze.

Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home. That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, it's Joe Interesting, host of the Spirit Daughter podcast where we talk about astrology, natal charts, and how to step into your most vibrant life. And today I'm talking with my dear friend, Krista Williams. It can change you in the best way possible. Dance with the change. Dance with the breakdowns. The embodiment of Pisces intuition with Capricorn. power moves. So I'm like delusionally proud of my chart. Listen to the Spirit Daughter podcast starting on

February 24th on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcast. I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 2 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous lie that destroyed two families. Late one night, Bobby Gumpbright became the victim of a random crime. The perpetrator was sentenced to 99 years until a confession changed everything. I was a monster. Listen to Burden of Guilt Season 2 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good people. What's up? What's up? It's Questlove. So recently, I had the incredible opportunity to have a real conversation with actors and producer Jamie Lee Curtis from routines to recovery, true lies, and a certain Jermaine Jackson music video.

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