First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Olympic-Sized Risk: Can He Convince a Nurse to Leave Her Shift? 🏅📞
Episode Date: February 18, 2026In this hilarious episode of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show 🎙️, Landon attempts the impossible — convincing his girlfriend to leave her hospital shift for an afternoon “meet-up&rdquo...;… using only Olympic sports as code words. 🥇 The twist? She’s a busy nurse in the middle of a chaotic day, and he can’t say anything outright. From curling to hockey to track and field, things spiral quickly as confusion, suspicion, and secondhand embarrassment take center stage. 😅 Will he stick the landing… or completely wipe out? Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, shuddy, you know where I can find some booty.
Jubils Call of Booty.
Landon is on the phone today for Call of Booty.
He has to see if he can get his girlfriend to leave her job right now
and meet him for a booty call.
But again, it's family friendly.
Can't be dirty, can't be overt about anything.
You just have to use basically a theme that we give you to use as code words for what you want to do.
And we'll tell you what that theme is in just a second, but it's always hilarious to see what people come up with.
And Landon, you want to call your girlfriend today, right?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, all right.
And where's your girlfriend work?
Is she at work right now?
Yeah, she's actually at work right now.
Believe or not, she's actually a nurse.
Oh.
Okay.
You want to call your girlfriend who's a nurse.
running around a hospital probably.
Saving lives.
Hey man, his life needs to be saved too.
It's a mouth of mouth.
Yeah, I know.
And, you know, she's a nurse, so she's probably going to be super busy.
And, like, she's literally at a hospital right now.
But, you know, I've seen great anatomy.
So I'm feeling pretty confident, guys.
Okay.
But they have those on-call rooms at the hospital.
You have to get her to leave the hospital.
Do you think she'll do it?
I think she could do it.
Hey, I can make this happen.
Oh, okay.
So you're pretty confident about that.
My man got confidence.
We've never done anything like this before, but I am confident in my skills and I can convince her.
But, you know, she's a tough cookie to crack, so we'll see how it's going to go.
I'm confident in my skills.
Have you ever tried to get her to leave work to meet you for anything like this at all, ever?
You know what?
Yeah, I've tried to get her to just, like, have lunch with me, and she won't leave her.
Okay. So trying to convince her.
She's pretty busy.
Yeah. I imagine if she's a nurse in a hospital.
They're important.
So trying to convince her to leave work right now for a booty call is going to be probably a tough task.
Yeah, it's going to be kind of tough.
I mean, yes.
It says no to lunch.
I don't know if she's going to say yes for a booty call.
I know.
Like I said, it's going to be tough, but I'm pretty confident in my skill.
so we'll see how you do.
All right.
Well, how are you at knowing what sports there are in the Olympics?
Oh, man, not that good.
Okay, well, so you might want to Google a list
because the theme that you're going to have to use
will be Olympic sports.
So you can't say anything dirty
and you can't tell her exactly what you want to do.
You have to use Olympic sports to describe her leaving work
to meet you for a call of booty.
Are we doing winter sports specific?
Either one.
Okay, cool.
Just a little matter.
It's Olympic sports.
Okay.
I mean, bonus points if it's Olympics, winter Olympics, but, you know.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm going to go ahead and Google right now so I can have a listen for me when we do the call.
Okay, all right, cool.
Landon is on the phone, and Landon is about to call his girlfriend who works at a hospital.
And she's on the job right now, and he's going to see if he can convince her to leave her shift
and meet him for call of booty.
But he can't say anything blunt about what he wants to do.
he's got to do it using only terms of Olympic sports.
Why is the only thing I'm thinking about right now pull vaulting?
Like that's the only thing that comes to my head.
I was going to javelin.
But Landon, you can use that.
Yeah, you can use that every want, Landon.
Okay, that sounds good.
I'll think about it.
We'll see what...
For the first part of the call, we can talk to you and where she can't hear us.
So if we think of any lines, we'll give them to you in your ear.
Okay, but make sure not to talk back to us because people have done that before and then, you know...
It ruins everything.
It ruins everything.
Or she'll think you're crazy.
So either way.
She may think you're crazy no matter what.
Yep.
I mean, yeah, I guess.
I mean, she might.
This is going to be kind of hard to pull off.
Well, we'll see if you can.
Are you ready to call her?
Go for the gold, Landon.
Go for the gold.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'm going to dial her phone number right now,
and then we'll jump in to save you if we need to.
Okay.
Sounds good.
All right.
Here we go.
Hello?
Hey, babe.
What's up?
It's it to me.
And then what number?
are you calling from? Oh, I got this, uh, it's just a special, special number that I'm calling from.
I, um, I lost my phone, so I just wanted to just give me a call on this new burner phone that I got
real quick.
The special phone. Uh, you, you lost your phone and you got a burner phone. What, what happened? Is
everything okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's cool. Um, I'll, I'll explain later.
But, um, how's your day going so far?
You're being so weird. Um,
It's actually been like the worst two hours ever.
I just got cursed out by a patient because I told him he couldn't have jello.
Like today is just, it's not one of the best days.
What's up?
What's you need?
Um, yeah.
Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.
But do you have a quick second to talk real quick?
I just want to go over something with you.
Um, yeah, I can, I can pop into a room.
Hey, cat, can you watch a person?
in front of me in from 114?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Um,
I let me step in.
Go ahead.
What's up?
Hey,
I'll be,
I'll be quick,
but hey,
I,
I,
I really need you to come home,
like,
like right now.
Why?
What happened?
Well, you know,
I was just watching the Olympics.
And,
and yeah,
can you hear me?
Hello?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah,
what's,
what's wrong?
Well,
Okay, so like I said, I was watching the Olympics, right?
And I was thinking, you know, maybe you and I could, you know, do a little curling, you know, get our curling on, you know?
What?
Did I leave my curling iron on?
Is that what you're, what?
Yeah, no, no, current, like, no, like, we could do a little, you know, short track, you know,
speed skating.
You know what I mean?
Some, uh, little, you know,
little freestyle skiing.
You know what I mean?
You can hit her with the triple axle.
Like,
yeah, exactly like a little triple axle.
You know, we can spend the afternoon
going on a little thrill ride, you know,
a little twist and turns.
And don't worry, you know, we can, you know,
we can do a little, you know, we'll be safe
and secure, don't worry.
What the hell
are you talking about?
You want us to do twists and turns,
and you need me to come home because you're watching the Olympics.
This is what you pulled me out of work for.
And you have a burger for.
What is happening?
Okay, okay, let me try again.
Maybe we can have a little afternoon heated rivalry.
You know, you on one hockey team, me on the other.
and who knows, maybe I'll even let you score.
I'm sure you'll get an off-sides penalty.
Landon, have you finally started watching Heated Rivalry?
Like, is that what this is?
I've been telling you to watch it for weeks,
and you want me to come home because you want,
you want to watch Heated Rivalry together.
No.
No, I was just wondering if you wanted to bad my mitten.
Like, bad mitten.
Landon, hang on one second.
Yeah, the
My boyfriend is just being weird.
I need to finish this call.
I'll be off from the second.
Sorry, I am like getting bug left and right.
What?
You want me to play badminton with you?
Did I just catch that?
What?
No, babe, no.
Nothing is wrong with me.
You know, I just want to track your field.
And hopefully stick the landing.
what my field?
And I want to stick the landing.
And then tins from the judges all around.
Tins from the judges all around.
You're saying.
Okay.
I'm moving up.
Roll your boat.
Roll your boat.
What?
Landon, I don't know what the
you're on right now.
Between the burner phone,
wanting to play track and
feels and finally watch one of the best shows on TV.
I love you.
We can watch it when I get home.
I have to go finish my shift.
I have another 10 hours to go.
Get a job.
Wow.
Hey, Sophia.
Damn.
Get a job.
Sophia, how are you?
This is actually the radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Sophia.
I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
My name is Jubal.
Do you kind of get what he was trying to do?
No
What?
Yeah
And are you there?
Are you?
Yeah, he's here.
This is a radio show
And we do a segment called Call of Booty
Where I have to see if you can get your significant other
To leave their job and meet you for a booty call
But you have to use code words
Instead of just being blatant about it
So Landon was trying to do that using Olympic sports terminology
But he was trying to see
I love you but you're terrible
All right, we'll let you get back to work.
I mean, so, so what do you think, babe?
You down or what?
We'll talk about it when I get home in 10 hours.
You will call a booty.
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I'm Ben Higgins, and if you can hear me, is where culture meets the soul.
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chair was invented by black people because of what happened in Alabama? This Black History Month,
the podcast Selective Ignorance with Mandy B. unpacked black history and culture with comedy,
clarity, and conversations that shake the status quo.
The Crown Act in New York was signed in July of 2019,
and that is a bill that was passed to prohibit discrimination based on hairstyles associated with race.
To hear this and more, listen to Selective Ignorance with Mandy B
from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
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In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze.
Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop.
What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever.
I said, I need you to tell me exactly,
what you're doing.
And immediately, the mask came off.
You're supposed to be safe.
That's your home.
That's your husband.
Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Bowen-Yen.
And I'm Matt Rogers.
During this season of the Two Guys' Five Rings podcast,
in the lead-up to the Milan Cortina-2026 winner Olympic Games,
we've been joined by some of our friends.
Hi, Bob, hi.
No.
Hey, Elmo.
Hey, Matt, hey, Bowen.
Hi, Cookie.
Hi.
Now, the Winter Olympic Games are underway, and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears.
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