First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Scarlett & Rudy The Pirate Call That Left Him Completely Confused

Episode Date: June 10, 2026

A woman decides it's time to make a bold move with her new boyfriend—but there's one catch: she has to do it entirely in pirate speak. What starts as a playful challenge quickly turns into a hilariously awkward conversation that neither of them saw coming. Will he figure out what she's really asking before it's too late? Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category  that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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is on the phone today to try to convince her boyfriend Rudy. They've only been dating for six months to leave his work right now and meet her for a booty call. But remember, she can't say anything dirty. In a second, we'll give her a theme to use as code for what she wants to do. And we'll see if she can get him to understand first what she's talking about. And if she can actually get him to leave his job right now and meet her for a call of booty. But before we do that, Scarlett, what does your boyfriend do for work?

He's a window washer? Oh, okay. So he's like the kind of guy that's on like high rises cleaning windows all day? Yeah. So like it will be a challenge to get him to like come down and leave his job. But I'm willing to try. Can he answer the phone up there? Oh, yeah.

He has like a little earpiece or whatever safety head thing. I don't know. Okay. All right. Have you ever tried to do anything like this before? Not like this, this. but like we've definitely like chatted and like you know our relationship is still young so we we say things on the phone when he's at work okay all right home and what kind of dude is he is he

you know sometimes people try to call up someone who's very serious and professional and the last thing that they would ever do is leave their job what kind of guy is rudy oh yeah I mean he's a pretty chill guy but he's like very scared of taking time off or like even a sick day like it might get like be hard for him to leave like but again like it's still young it's still that like honeymoon dating phase so like I think there's a 50% chance like I might be able to get him to do it okay all right on girl yeah and remember you can't say anything blatant about what you want to do or be dirty about it we give you a theme to use as code for what you want to do and today's

theme for call a booty is you have to talk like a pirate oh okay um All right. If you're just joining us for today's Call of Booty, Scarlett is on the phone, and she's about to call her boyfriend Rudy, who's a window washer for big buildings, and ask him if he'll leave his job right now to meet her for a booty call. But remember, it's all family friendly, nothing dirty, can't say anything blatant. We gave her the theme of talking like a pirate, so she has to call him and sound like a pirate and see if she can get him to leave his job.

Scarlett, how do you think you're going to do? I mean, he knows I'm weird, so I think it's going to go pretty okay. All right. I have them not fall off of the building. Get your best pirate voice ready, because here we go. I'm dialing his phone number right now. Hello. Ahoi there, Captain Hanson.

Hey, man. What's up? You've been away at sea too long, matey. Get your peg leg to my poor. now or else you'll be walking the plane. Whoa. Why are we, uh, what, what are you, what are you talking like a pirate for? Maybe.

What are you doing? Your, your first mate needs you to report to the captain's quarters. The booty be ready for collecting. That's good. Well played. Okay. Are you, are you at a happy hour or? What are you doing?

What is this? I'll quiet down and listen to me, Scaliwag. Abandon ship immediately. I need my shivers timbered. Ooh. It's good. Okay. Okay.

Baby, see, I'm like 20 stories up right now, and I'm like, I'm just, we're going up a little bit further. What's, what's going on? What's happening? What's on? I've hidden a train. treasure and only ye can find it. Ahoy!

Are you near me or something? Like, what's going on? What's this treasured stuff? No, no, your scallywag, a lonely private lass awaits you at home. Your booty inspection is overdue. Babe, babe, listen, okay, whatever you're doing is getting old. So just, what's going on? I need you to tell me what's going on.

I'm going on. to the treacherous seas to my apartment right now. Fire up the old Jolly Roger and get over here and claim your rightful booty. She's good. Are you asked me to come to your place and hook up? Is that what this is? Yes, and it looks like this scurvy hasn't taken his brain. He got it right now.

Get ye to my bedroom quarters, matey, before I make you swab the poop deck. You serious are not it? Yes, I'm serious. So we've been dating for six months, and we haven't even done that yet, and this is how you're telling me you're ready to go to the next step, but call me and talking like a pirate. Like at all? Armatee? All right, well, hey, listen, if you called me normal, that would have been cool, I don't. didn't want our first time to be some weird pirate thing.

Also, this is a fetish. You could have let me know about it because it prepared me for it, because this is a, honestly, it's just weird. And Mike is here and he's looking at me and I'm dealing with this now. So this is going to be a whole thing for the rest of my day. Oh, thanks. Maity, it doesn't sound like you're very excited about this yet, huh? Babe, we haven't slept together yet, and you're calling me talking to me like a cartoon pirate.

It's not sexy. It's weird. It's weird. Yikes. Hey, Rudy. Hey, man. Sorry, this is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Hi, I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. Sorry to bother you at work. But we do a segment on the show. It's called Call a Booty where you have to call up your significant other and see if to leave the job to meet you for a booty call. But you have to do it in a style that we choose. And so we told Scarlett she has to do it like a pirate. That's why she was doing it that way.

She did so good, though. Scarlett, that was so good. That's your thing that's not hurting? No. Oh, my God. Babe, just to be sure, you're not into pirate play or anything like that? I mean, not that I know of, but this secretively did, you know, maybe it was a good at the first time. Oh, my God, dude.

Oh, yeah. You know, I maybe should have thought about, like, that fact that we haven't done it. yet and like maybe it's a little crazy yeah that's like zero a great story down the line right yeah yeah yeah we'll see this is crazy

I should have thought about that ahead of time now all right well we'll let you get back to work Rudy oh thank you guys for me come I'll see you at home oh yeah you will Bertie's still waiting God I'll see you soon

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