First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Call Of Booty: Veronica & Logan - She Tried to Seduce Her Husband Like a Drill Sergeant… Then Everything Went Off the Rails

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

What starts as a hilarious Call of Booty challenge quickly turns into a total relationship disaster when Veronica tries to get her work-obsessed husband to leave his driving school for some “aft...ernoon cardio.” 😳 Using the world’s least romantic theme — an angry drill sergeant — she pushes through awkward commands, confused reactions, and one seriously committed roleplay attempt. But just when everyone thinks the segment is over, a shocking reveal changes the entire mood. Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category  that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?
Starting point is 00:00:24 We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on, a Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman. Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud. But how long can this alliance last? Tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me?
Starting point is 00:00:57 Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's good, y'all? You're listening to Learn the Hardway with your favorite therapist and host Keir Games. This space is about black men's experiences, having honest conversations that it's really not safe to have anywhere, but you're having them with a licensed professional who knows what he's doing. How many men carry a suit or armor? It signals to the world that you're not to be played with. And just because you have the capability that,
Starting point is 00:01:27 does not mean that you need to. Listen to learn the hard way on the AHA radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast's superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Use me, sonny. You know I can find some booty? It's time for another call of booty. And Veronica is on the phone today
Starting point is 00:02:19 to see if she can get her husband to leave his job and meet her for a call of booty. But remember, it's not dirty. It's all family-friendly. You can't say anything blatant, and we always give you a weird theme to you. use to see if you can get your significant other to figure out first what you're talking about and if they will actually leave their job to meet you for a call of booty.
Starting point is 00:02:38 The best part. Veronica's on the phone right now and you want to call your husband Veronica? Yes. I have heard this segment before. I think it is so funny and I just feel like we should try it. Let's try and get Logan to leave work to meet me for a booty cup. All right. I'm into it.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Do you think he's going to do it? Have you done something like this before? He's never done anything. I've never done anything like this. Okay. He's never done anything like this. Okay. There's like a 30 and 70% chance and he'll leave to meet me.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Okay. That he won't. Oh. All right. Well, what does he do for work? I was just going to say he's really, really obsessed with work. He owns a driving school. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Oh, that's so cool. That's cool. Yeah, he loves it. Okay. He usually takes a break around this time of day. Okay. And, yeah. Okay, so you want to see if you can get it?
Starting point is 00:03:39 I'm assuming he has like appointments all day with teaching people how to drive. Yeah, he's booked all day. It's definitely going to be a challenge. So getting him to cancel anything in general is not easy. Okay. All right. Well, you know, we always give everybody a theme to use as code for what they want to do so you can't just be blatant about everything.
Starting point is 00:04:01 And today's theme for Call of Booty, you have to try to convince your husband, Logan, who owns a driving school to leave his job right now and meet you for a call of Booty as an angry drill sergeant. What do you say? I can just like yell at him. Come home now.
Starting point is 00:04:20 That's all I can really think of. An angry drill sergeant. You think you can do it? 100 push-ups. I'm going to have to channel my in. angry guy in general, but yeah, I think I can't. Okay. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:04:32 It's part of playing. Yeah, exactly. We'll see if you can do it. Veronica is on the phone and she's going to try to convince her husband who owns a driving school to leave his job right now, cancel all of his appointments for the rest of the day and come home for a little call of booty, but she can only do it sounding like an angry drill sergeant. This is going to be the most intense one yet.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Veronica, did you like look up things that an angry drill sergeant? sergeant would say or you're just going to try to do it off the top of your head? I think I'm going to try to do it off the top of my head. I know that they say like kind of ridiculous things out of left field, so we'll just see what happens. Okay. Yeah. And it feels like it's like a few octaves lower than your regular voice, you know, like,
Starting point is 00:05:14 er. Like down here? Yeah, sexy. That's hot. Angry drill sergeant is probably the least sexy way to get somebody to try to leave for a call of booty. Some people are into it. You never know.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Yeah, we'll see. When we learned something new about your husband? today. We'll find out. But are you ready for us to make the phone call? Yep, let's go. All right. Good luck. Here we go. This is Logan. How may I help you? You're late for inspection, maggot. You heard me, maggot. I've seen shopping carts take better direction and those are being pushed by 90-year-old ladies going to buy depends from aisle 7 just so they can see they left the house today. Are you a 90-year-old woman,
Starting point is 00:06:08 maggot? Alright, just take it Take a left here And we're just going to continue Down it Listen here, Meggit I need you home right now Standing at full attention
Starting point is 00:06:23 This is not a drill Oh, wait, are you Giving a lesson right now? I took you off Bluetooth So I was I'll do the question Asking here, Maggot
Starting point is 00:06:40 Now get home right now I need you horizontal Deploy and ready by yesterday. Okay. This is the strangest phone call I've gotten in a while. As your commanding officer, you are hereby ordered the bedroom for some afternoon calisphatic. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Just take a breath. The good thing is you didn't panic. All right. He was talking to the person. No, he didn't get in an accident. Hey, babe, can I call you back? I'm in the middle of a lesson right now. It'll be over in like 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:07:22 I don't need a call back, Maggot. I need you to get to your home base right now. Remove those work clothes because it's going to be a long afternoon. Okay, wow. This is really weird, and I have no idea why you're talking like that. I think I get what you're saying, and you want me to come home after this lesson, right? Okay, take a right?
Starting point is 00:07:49 Listen here, soldiers. That is not a one. That is a demand. and I hope you're ready for some intense cardio because when I'm done with you, you're not even going to be able to drive, Jay. I'm sorry, babe. I didn't hear what you were saying. I was given an instruction. What'd you say? Now stand at attention. Private, I'm going to need you. Horizontal, like I said, Pronto. Pronto. All right. So, yeah, after this lesson, I think I have a break for,
Starting point is 00:08:22 two hours and I could be home to help you. Oh, wow. It actually, hey, congratulations. Veronica, wow. Logan, how are you? This is the Jubil show. He's into it. Hi, I'm Nina.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. How are you? It's a radio show. Hi. Well, hello. Hi. I know it sounds like you're in the middle of giving a driving lesson right now,
Starting point is 00:08:46 but we do a segment on the show that's called Call of Booty. That's where if you want your significant other to come home for a call of booty, you have to do it on the show, but we make it so that it's not dirty and you have to use some sort of theme. And today, your wife was trying to see if you would actually leave work to meet her at home, but sounding like an angry drill sergeant. Yeah, maggot. It looks like it actually worked. Yeah, yeah. I'm the only word I could think of.
Starting point is 00:09:12 That's genius. I mean, I'm still game, so. Okay. Let me finish his lesson. and, you know, another 20 minutes or so, 15, if they're doing super great. Oh, that's soon. I can meet you. Actually works.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Yeah. When you have, you know, something that's important, sometimes you have to, you know, make changes. Are you trying to, are you trying to play it off? Because you don't want the person that you're giving your driving lesson to to know exactly what you're talking about? That's exactly correct. Because that's not honest. Well, hey, congratulations, Veronica.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Right. Yeah, well, thank you. I was really excited when I woke up this morning, too, but I mean, now not so much. Why? You're not? What do you mean? Oh, I don't know, Logan. Why would I wake up this morning excited?
Starting point is 00:10:11 I mean, because you're going to do this crazy radio call. Logan? What is going on? Really, Logan? You really don't know, do you? What? Oh, my God, babe. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I'm sorry. Yeah. What is it? I just thought this would be fun for our anniversary. Oh, no. You've got about it all day. I'm so sorry, babe. Maggie.
Starting point is 00:10:45 I just just so busy and distracted. I can't believe I forgot our anniversary. Listen, I'll be home. right after this lesson. Veronica, did you play us so that you could... No, I really wanted to do this call. I thought it would be really funny to do for our anniversary.
Starting point is 00:11:00 But, I mean, you forgot. And I was done to tell you, but I wanted to wait until the end, you know, just to see if it would jog your memory. Yeah. Please. Listen, I'll be...
Starting point is 00:11:13 I'm sorry. I'll be home right after this lesson. No, you're good. Take your time. I'm going to go get a massage. You won't be getting a booty call. or anybody for a few weeks. Have a nice day.
Starting point is 00:11:27 And she just hung up. Logan. Yikes. Man. Oh, this is awkward. Yeah. So I go home still or? I think you just stay at work, man.
Starting point is 00:11:39 You take flowers when you do go home and mothers. No, go home when she's not there. Get the whole place ready and be like, this is your surprise. Flower petals, candles. Let's pull out the romance. Well, let's look either way, I got. You will call a booty. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy,
Starting point is 00:11:59 not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends. on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's good, y'all? You're listening to Learn the Hardway with your favorite therapist and host, Kear Games. This space is about black men's experiences, having honest conversations that it's really
Starting point is 00:12:37 not safe to have anywhere, but you're having them with a licensed professional who knows what he's doing. How many men carry a suit or armor. It signals to the world that you're not to be played with. And just because you have the capability that does not mean that you need to, Listen to learn the hard way on the AHA radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud. But how long can this alliance last? Tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me? Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle. So great. Listen to Superhuman on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.

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