First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - COB: Amanda & Brad - The Wildest Pharmacy Call You'll Hear Today

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

A wife takes on a hilarious challenge: convince her hardworking pharmacist husband to ditch work for a spontaneous rendezvous—but there's a catch. She has to do it while narrating their relationship like a nature documentary. What follows is a laugh-out-loud conversation that quickly spirals into unexpected territory, leaving everyone wondering if he'll actually take the bait. Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! Listen as one caller joins us on the phone today as they attempt to get their significant other to leave their job for a booty call! BUT there's a catch! They can only reference a category  that we give them! Can they get them to come home for a booty call? Or will they fail, and possibly end up in trouble? Find out on Call Of Booty!!You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcastsThe Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places:Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.showFacebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFreshSupport the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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But remember, it's completely family-friendly. They can't be dirty or say anything blatant. We give them a theme to use to see if their partner can first figure out what in the world they're talking about and then see if it's actually sexy enough to get them to leave their job. And Amanda is on the phone today and Amanda wants to call her husband Brad. Amanda, do you think that Brad is going to be responsive to you wanting to leave work? I think he'll be into it, but I don't think he'll actually leave. like, I don't know, maybe like a 25% chance will actually take me up on the offer.

Okay, 25%. Is he used to you trying to, you know, is he getting spicy? I mean, not when he's at work. Like he is used, like, you know, I mean, we have a healthy life, you know. Sure. But he's a pharmacist, you know, and he takes his work really seriously and it's like customer-facing. So I usually, you know, I usually don't bother him at work. Yeah.

I was going to ask what kind of work you did a pharmacist. That would be a tough person to get to. to leave the job, I think. Yeah, yeah. You leave a lot of angry people behind. Where's my Prozac? Yeah, and his pharmacist, you know, it's like a pretty man-brand one. So he gets all the regulars and like a lot of older clientele as well.

So he like, he knows them by name. They know him by name. So when he's at work, like he really enjoys being there and helping out his people. Okay. So he's pretty professional. likes his job as a pharmacist, and you're about to call him to see if he'll leave to meet you for a booty call. And remember, you can't say anything dirty and you can't just be blatant about what you want to do. We give you a theme to use.

And today's theme for call of booty is you have to call him and try to convince him to leave his job right now and meet you as a nature documentary narrator. Oh, wow. Oh, no. Oh, my God. It's a good thing I like National Geographic. Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. Okay, okay.

We'll give you a few minutes here to try to figure out some lines. You got this. Yeah, thank you. Let me get in the mindset. Channel my David Attenborough. All right. Right in the middle of a brand new call of booty. And if you just joined us, Amanda is on the phone.

And she's about to call her husband of four years. His name is Brad. And he's a pharmacist. And she's going to ask. him to leave his job right now to meet her for a call of booty. But she has to do it while sounding like a nature documentary narrator the whole time. He's not even going to know what's going on. Amanda, you said there's about a 25% chance you'll think he'll actually come home?

Yeah, I'm thinking around there. All right. But as a nature documentary narrator, maybe like a 2% chance. I was going to say, I might change the odds. You never know, though. You might be into it. I'm not sure. All right, here we go.

I'll say, I've never tried it. Well, good luck. I hope you've had some time to think about some lines to use. Here we go. I'm going to dial this number right now. Thank you for calling the pharmacy. This is Brad. Yes. Here we find the North American husband in his natural habitat. Hello. Notice how he spends most of the day counting pills avoiding excitement.

Babe. The male has recognized the call of his mate. Baby, what are you doing? The female attempts a daring maneuver.

She wishes to lure the male from his workplace back to the nesting grounds. She's nailing you. She's doing a good job. Okay. Observe. As the husband becomes confused? I am confused.

Yeah. The husband is often confused. That's not true. Experts disagree. Uh, you're being kind of weird. What's just the, what, why are you talking like that? Um, well, the scientists have documented a rare phenomenon. The, the female has become extremely interested in the male.

You know, if the male leaves work immediately mating, rituals may commence. Oh, my God, honey. Hang on, hang on. Sorry, no, I'm just helping a customer with their prescription. I'll be right with you one second. The male thinks he knows what the female is talking about, but he's still not sure what she's talking to him. like an animal planet documentary. But the male is very interested in what she has to say.

Oh, really? Playing along. Then is it a yes? The male will come home to the nest at a time to witness the females mating dance. And they can help move their species forward by being fruitful and multiplying. Whoa. Oh, baby. Sorry, one second.

Super busy today. Hey, Carl, yeah, I'll grab your erection that says I'm off the phone. What? Oh, my God. Prescription. Prescription. I'll grab your prescription. Oh, my God, babe.

I have got to go. I am so sorry. I cannot believe I said that. I'll talk to later. Hey, hello, Brad. Hi, this is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Hi, Brad.

I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Juble. Hi. Hey, babe, you know me. We do a segment on the show called Call a Booty. It's where you want to try to get your significant other to leave their job to meet you for a booty call, but we give you a theme to use to do it, so it's not really blatant.

And your wife had to call you to see if you would leave work, but do it in like a natured documentary narrator sort of style. She nailed it. It seems like she nailed it. It also seems like you had a pretty bad Freudian slip with your house. customer that. Oh, yeah, Carl, he's very hard hearing. I don't think he heard what I

said. Obviously, you were thinking about something, though. Yeah. Yeah, thanks for that, babe. Love you. Love you, too. I really got to go, though. I'll

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