First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Don't try Jubal Fresh's lemon chicken in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: October 14, 2020

The Jubal Show talks with a woman who was ghosted after a great date. She even prepared her lemon chicken she cooks well. Or so she thought!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Like I always say, the two best places to meet people are a funeral or a cooking class. I always say that. I've never heard you say that. I think it's the first time I said it. But a cooking class is a good way to. Always. Never heard you say that. I think it's the first time I said it. But a cooking class is a good way to meet someone. Yeah.

Right? That makes sense. And Jessica, who's on the phone right now for a first date follow-up, said that she met the dude that she wants to call at a cooking class a while ago, and they hit it off, and then they had a date, and now nothing. What's up, Jessica? How are you? Hi, guys.

I'm good. How are you? We're doing good. Not too bad. Probably better than you since you're not getting a call back from a dude that you're interested in. Yeah, probably. So tell us a little bit about him. What's his name? His name is Anthony. Okay. And you met him in a cooking class? Yeah. Yeah. We met at a cooking class. It was super fun. Did he pick you up or did you go throw a line at him? I'm sure there's all kinds of lines you could use on somebody at a cooking class, you know? Well, it was like a group setting,

so it was kind of just like conversational and then we kept like talking to each other and then ended up being in the same area and it just sort of grew from there. So I would say it was kind of mutual. Okay, and it was a cooking class, so was it like a beginner cooking class or intermediate? How good are you guys at

cooking? I would say it was like I mean, we know how to like crack an egg and stuff like that, but it wasn't you know, it wasn't like chef school. Okay, so not super intense, just a casual cooking class. Yeah, it was just like a fun event. Not chopped or. Yeah. With Gordon Ramsay. No one was doing a quick fire challenge. No one

getting screamed at for not cooking something right. Yeah. What are you? I'm an idiot sandwich. No, unfortunately Gordon Ramsay did not show up. That would have been cool. Yeah. That would have been cool. So who asked who out? At the cooking class, we exchanged numbers, and that was kind of a while ago. But a few weeks ago, we were texting, and I asked him over to have dinner. Okay. Wow, you guys are all about the food, huh? Yeah. Well, I thought it was, like, a good, since we already have a shared interest.

Yeah, of course. Good idea. What'd you make? I made the lemon chicken. That's supposed to be, like, the best first date menu. Oh, really? I didn't know that. Where did you read that?

Well, Ina Garten makes it, and then some celebrities said that that was, like, their first meal that they cooked for their spouse, and then they stayed together. Okay, so you heard some celebrities saying that they made lemon chicken. So like Angelina Jolie, well they didn't stay together. So like Brad Pitt and Jennifer, never mind

they didn't stay together. Right, right, right. Kim and Kanye. Kim and Kanye, okay. So you heard like Kim say I made him lemon chicken and Kanye stayed around forever. And you thought that was the best meal to make? Kate's highly recommended. Okay.

So I made the lemon chicken, yeah. All right. Did he seem to like it? Yeah. I mean, we had fun and he was just like really nice and complimentary about the cooking and the company. And so he just seemed like funny and thoughtful

and so then we said goodnight and he kissed me and so I thought it was a good date so I'm very surprised I guess. Yeah. You didn't put any garlic in the food did you? Because I mean if you're going to share a kiss that's going to

stink up the room. Or if it's a vampire, it could kill him. Maybe that's why he's not calling you back. He's dead. I don't think so, no. Okay, well, I mean, obviously, the lemon chicken trap worked. You got him to kiss you.

So why do you think he's not talking to you now? Well, I don't know, because we were texting that night um after dinner and then the next morning it was like that was the last that i heard from him was that like the morning after the last time i saw him so i don't think i said anything rude or me i don't know i'm just let's be me so um Yeah I'm not really sure Nothing at all That's where you guys come in right?

Yeah I mean Yeah but I just I always like to check Yeah so So there's just nothing At all That you think Could have turned him off

In the least To not be calling you back? I really I don't know Nothing that I can think of No Believe me I've thought about it

First day follow up boy look over there why it's a man roaming out about in the wilderness would you guys like to trap him I guess let's trap that man over there

you know how we trap a man don't ya no lemon chicken you put a box propped up on a stick You know how we trap a man, don't you? No. Lemon chicken. You put a box propped up on a stick with some lemon chicken under it, and when he goes to grab it, because every man will, we'll have trapped that man. Maybe we can marry him.

Oh, my gosh. Right in the middle of a first date follow-up, and Jessica's on the phone if she's still there after that. Jessica, are you still there? Yeah, I'm here. Jessica's on the phone, and she wants us to call a dude named Anthony. They actually met at a cooking class, and then a few weeks ago, she invited him over for dinner. She made him dinner. She made him lemon chicken because she says that is the way to a man's heart, lemon chicken.

And she said the food was great. Conversation was great. They bonded. They even kissed at the end of the night. Wow. But nothing. After that, they texted a little bit, and then she hasn't heard a word from him, and

Jessica, you still say you can't think of a reason why. Yeah, I really can't. I tried, but no, I can't think of why. It's confusing. It is. We'll see if we can figure it out then, okay? Okay. Alright, I'm going to dial this phone over right now. Or I could just throw some lemon chicken in the hallway and wait for him to show up. It'll just

pop up. Alright, here we go. I'm going to call him right now. Or I could just throw some lemon chicken in the hallway and wait for him to show up. It'll just pop up. Alright, here we go. I'm going to call him right now. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Anthony, please? Yep, that's me. Anthony, how are you? This is Jubal from the Jubal show. Jubal? Jubal? What. Jubal? Jubal? What?

Jubal? Jubal? Jubal, yeah. Jubal. Jubal. Huh? What's that? That's me.

Jubal. Jubal from The Jubal Show. That's me. It's a man. A man named Jubal from The Jubal Show. Yes. All right, I'll bite. What's up?

What is this? Yeah. Who's f***ing with me? Is this John? Is this Johnny? John? f***ing with me? Is this John? Is this Johnny? John? Are you messing with me or what? No, this is not John.

I don't know who John is. This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. Have you ever heard of it? No. Okay. No. All right.

Well, this is not John or Johnny or whoever. It's me. My name is Jubal. I host a radio show called The Jubal Show. With me is my hot ass wife, Alex Freyash. Hey, what's up? Oh, she sounds good. She is.

Also with me is English Evan. He's also good. Hi, how's it going? Good morning. Okay. All right. So there's now three people on the phone right now. Yeah.

And one guy's English. So what the hell is going on? I'll tell you what's going on, man. We do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you called the First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened. So somebody emailed you to call me.

Yes. You are a quick learner. I like that about you, Anthony. All right, Jubal. All right, Jubal. So, yes. What's the girl's name with the hot voice? What's her name again?

Alex. Hot-ass wife Alex Fresh. Oh, hot-ass wife. Okay. All right. We'll stop that then. It's all good. She's not the one that wants to call you.

It's someone else that went on a date with you that wants to call you because you're not calling them back. Do you have a couple minutes to talk to us about it? Yeah. At this point, absolutely. Yep. I'm wasting enough of your time, I guess. Well, her name is Jessica.

Jessica from the cooking class I took. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, yep. Yeah, I only know one Jessica. Okay. Okay. Well, that's surprising. There's tons of Jessica.

Yeah, there's a lot of Jessicas. You met her at a cooking class, right? Yes. And then you guys exchanged numbers then, but that was a while back, what she said, and then recently got together for a date, right? Yes. Well, she invited me to her place, and she made dinner. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, and she said that you're not calling her back now. No. No, I didn't call her. But she said... Yeah, no, I don't really want to call her back. She said the date went really well, though, and that she made lemon chicken.

Yeah. And that you touched your lips to her lips. Whoa. Otherwise known as a kiss. She said that you guys kissed. As a gentleman, I kissed her goodnight. A gentleman always kisses. I did like her.

And then the next day, I didn't really care for her that much. Oh. So you liked her that night, and then the next day you didn't. Did you find something out? Yeah, she can't cook, and I was not good. So you didn't like. So, okay. I'm trying't like, so, okay. I'm trying to figure this out, Anthony.

Yeah. So you went over to her house for dinner. You enjoyed it. You thought she was cool. You guys kissed. You went home. You were happy about it, and then you woke up the next morning, and you were like, actually, you know what?

That meal wasn't very good, and that's why you don't want to call her back? I'll never talk to her again. That lemon chicken was crap. Speaking of crap, I couldn't get off the toilet coming out of both ends for like two days. I think she gave me like food poisoning or she tried to poison me. Oh. Oh. Well, I doubt she tried to poison you.

Listen, I'm not even joking. I probably lost 10 pounds. Oh, no. I mean, I was like pale white for two days well it happens I mean yeah people get uh food poisoning from food that isn't good she didn't know that maybe uh you know I went to a cooking class to learn more about cooking she seemed to be into cooking and then she made me dinner and I couldn't stop for two days all right so I think I think I'm good with her.

I think I'm all set. Okay. So you think she, like, poisoned you or did it on purpose? Like, I don't get it. I'm not sure what she did, but if that's how she cooks, I'm all set with her. I don't want to die. What? I don't want to die.

I'm curious why you didn't reach out and say, like, hey, do you have some issues going on right now as well with your stomach? Yeah. Did you ask her if she was sick, too? I didn't want to ask that. I thought it was embarrassing enough. I figured I would just run away. So you got sick from the food she made,

and that's the only reason you want to talk to her? How can you say to someone, oh, I had a great time, but your food made me sick for two and a half days and I lost 10 pounds. I feel like you could just say that. You just did say it. I just can't date somebody that can't cook or makes me sick. I love to cook and I love food

and the one meal she made for me, I almost died. So I think I'm good. Thank you for being honest, man. Now, Anthony, I want to be honest with you and let you know that Jessica is actually on the other line listening and would like to talk to you. What? Wait.

She's on the phone? Yes. Wow. Hi, Anthony. Oh, wow. This is awkward. So how have you been? That was awkward. I didn't get food poisoning, so I don't know what you mean. Like,

we both ate the same food and I was perfectly healthy the next day. Well, maybe you're used to your s*** cooking, but it really made me sick. Oh, wow. Wow, that is so rude. I didn't get sick. Maybe you just had a stomach bug. Yeah, well, your lemon chicken was the s*** because it gave me the s***. Stop making fun of my lemon chicken.

That is a good recipe, and I did a good job. I'm a better cook than you are. If you're a better cook than me, then I wouldn't have been sick, but it's a deal-breaker for me that the first meal you cooked me got me sick. I did not get you sick. If it was the food, I would have gotten sick, and I was perfectly fine. Maybe you cooked your chicken enough, but I think you undercooked mine to get me sick.

So, that's all I can say. A sabotage? I'm good. You think I would do that on purpose? I'm not sure, but I don't want a second date to find out. You know what? I didn't want to do this, but you are a butthead. What?

This has gone too far now. Wow. A butthead. Wow. Those are pretty harsh words. I didn't realize I was going to get this bad. Sorry about that, you guys. Sorry about that, everybody listening to hear those words. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I should not have said that on the radio. It's going to be fine. Hey, Anthony, would you like to go on a second date with Jessica? We will pay for it. No, I'm a butthead. I'm all set. Okay, butthead. All right.

Yeah. And Jessica, I'm assuming you don't want to talk to Anthony again since... No, didn't he hear me? I said he's a B-head. A B-head. Watch the language, Jessica. Thank you for censoring it, though. I'm so sorry, guys.

That's all right. I think we'll all be OK. Yeah. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki,

Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it.

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