First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Easton blew it up in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

Easton doesn't know why Carrie wont hit him back, The Jubal Show finds out he blew it up WHILE SNOOPING in this First Date Follow Up! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @...jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:01:01 or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. First day follow-up. Have you guys ever met anybody named Easton before?
Starting point is 00:01:51 No. I think like a child. Really? I've never met an Easton before. Have you met a Weston? I have not. I've stayed at a Weston. But I've never met a Weston. What about a Norston? I had a best friend growing up named Norston. What about a Soutston? None? I had a best friend growing up named Norston. What about a Southton?
Starting point is 00:02:07 None of that. I asked the question because Easton's on the phone for a first day follow-up. Hi, Easton. And I had nothing more creative to say to start the first day follow-up. I thought that was good. And so I was like, hey, I've never met an Easton before
Starting point is 00:02:16 and I'm excited to meet an Easton. Even though he's emailed us because he's not getting a call back from someone that he obviously went out on some dates with. So that's not exciting for Easton, I don't think, but exciting for me because I get to meet Easton. So pumped. What's up, Easton? Hey, what's up, guys? How's it going? You sound exactly like I thought you would.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Yeah, you really live up to your name. I do my best. Yeah, you're the best Easton I know. You're the only one though. So you're not getting a call back from, what's her name, first of all? Her name's Carrie. We've been on three dates. I thought it was going pretty good.
Starting point is 00:02:52 I mean, she's really cool. She's like the coolest girl I've met in a while. She's smart and like actually funny. And yeah, I mean, I was like just kind of, for me, starting to feel a little serious. And she's not calling me back. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:07 How long has it been since then? About a week. Okay. All right. And since your date, there's been absolutely nothing from her? No. I mean, I haven't like tried to blow up her phone, but I've sent, you know, a few texts. I called once and nothing.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Okay. Okay. Yeah. You should probably call, I would say if someone's you off, at least 10, 15 times an hour. Oh my gosh. Just to make sure they're not dead. Bad advice. Good friends, bad advice. So she hasn't been talking to you at all. What was the last date like? Why do you think that she's just ghosting you now?
Starting point is 00:03:43 I don't know. The last date, I thought things were getting kind of serious. We actually went to her place and we were hanging out and stuff was getting cozy. And the only thing that I can think of is that, this is stupid, it's the first time I've used the bathroom, I guess, in her house. Did you just blow it up?
Starting point is 00:04:04 Yeah. No,? Yeah no no no I'm a very clean respectful guy. Poop is raining from the ceilings. But no that was like it when I kind of came back from that the vibe got a little colder but it recovered and you know we didn't hook up or anything that night but you know like a, like a kiss goodnight, I left, and radio silence. Well, I mean, unless you just totally erupted in there, I doubt that's the reason. Yeah. Oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I don't think I did. I'm fairly certain that I did not. That's the only thing that sticks out in your head, the only thing that could have gone wrong. That's like the only thing that was different from the other times that we hung out. How long has it been since you first started talking? So I guess it's been a little over a month. And, you know, I thought we had a connection going on. I was really feeling that vibe from her. And, you know, frankly, I do want to hear back
Starting point is 00:05:01 from her. I just thought it was pretty good chemistry and she seemed into it. I was feeling it basically the whole time except for that one little blip. When you pooped in her bathroom? That hiccup. Which is fine. You know what's funny about that? My son Jax, who's eight,
Starting point is 00:05:20 he goes, like last week, he's like, Mom, do girls poop? I'm like, no. They don't. They don't even fart. He literally did not think that women poop. And I told him we did. Are you shy about that kind of stuff, Easton?
Starting point is 00:05:33 I'm not shy. Like I said, I like to think of myself as very respectful when it comes to that. Well, I'm shy about that. So I was going to see if you are. Because I probably wouldn't do it for at someone's house for the first year year and a half of dating he still doesn't hardly he'll hold it for about a
Starting point is 00:05:52 week and wait until he gets to work I'll slink off somewhere else where nobody's at because I don't want anybody to know that I'm doing it she was like I gotta go to Starbucks again you know that shameful look that dogs have when they're doing it when they look at you that's how I am all the time. That's how I feel inside when I do that, so that's why
Starting point is 00:06:07 I try to keep it a secret. So maybe that was it. I don't know. Probably not, though. I mean, it seems like a weird reason. But we will play a song. Come back, call her and see if we can figure it out for you, alright? Easton? Alright, thank you. Yeah, man. It's the Jubal Show. Right in the middle of your first date follow-up, if you're just joining us,
Starting point is 00:06:23 Easton is on the phone. Easton. And I have to say it like that because he's the only Easton I've ever met in my life. Easton, such an honor. The honor's all mine. Yo! I was waiting for you to say that. You did.
Starting point is 00:06:37 But Easton isn't getting a call back from a girl named Carrie. They went out on a few dates together. He said they've been dating for a month. Went out on three dates. The last time they hung out, he was few dates together. He said they've been dating for a month, went out on three dates. The last time they hung out, he was at her house. He said everything seemed fine. The only...
Starting point is 00:06:50 He blew up her house. Yes. He destroyed her bathroom. Destroyed it, he said. Like a volcano. Like, ew. It wasn't that bad. All right.
Starting point is 00:07:00 We're adding that in there. But he said the only reason he can think of that she's not calling him back now is because it's the first time he ever used the bathroom around her and not even around her, just in her place. I don't think that's the reason. Just near her.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Yeah, I mean, if you did it around her, that would probably be a good reason. Like I was on the couch and he just started doing that. But you went to the actual bathroom, closed the door and did your business. Yes, like a gentleman. Okay, cool. All right, so that's the only thing that he can think of.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Other than that, he has no idea. It's been about a week now, and she hasn't talked to him at all since he left. So we're going to call her and see if we can figure it out. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Carrie please this is her who's this this is the Jubal show
Starting point is 00:07:52 the Jubal show Jubal Jarble do you know who the Jarble show is hi guys hi she does
Starting point is 00:08:02 so you do know the Jarble show well she didn't say the Jarble oh my god I listen to you do know the Gerbil Show? Well, she didn't say she didn't. The Gerbil. Oh, my God. I listen to you guys all the time. Oh.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Thank you. Why are you calling me? We've got a fan. Yeah. Well, then you should probably know why one of the reasons we're calling you. For real. Yeah, you should know. There's only a few reasons that we would be calling you. And Gerbil's not pranking you.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Nope. This is not a Gerbil phone prank right now. Thank God. And you're not in a relationship, are you? No, I'm just kind of dating right now. Oh, okay. Interesting you bring dating up. What does that leave?
Starting point is 00:08:37 The first date follow-up? Yes. Yes. Good job. Bingo. Yeah. Easton emailed us about you. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:47 And Easton's probably on the phone. Yes. Right? He actually is. But let's pretend like he isn't for just a moment. Yes, please. I won't bring him up on the phone just yet to talk to you. Yeah, we'll place him on hold.
Starting point is 00:08:58 There you go. Do some theater. Yes. So tell us, so that Easton can hear and not cut you off, because I'm sure he's like that. Tell us why you won't call Easton back. He said that you guys have been out on three dates and he really likes you, but you just disappeared after the last time you guys hung out. Um, well, he's kind of nosy.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Nosy? Oh, like controlling or something? Like you think he would be controlling in a relationship? I don't, it's? I don't know. I kind of feel like he's a little nosy, not necessarily controlling. But the other day I walked in on him and he was looking through my old yearbooks on the show. Oh, he's been looking through your yearbooks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:40 And like I've had people like go through like my journals and stuff before and it just feels I don't know really kind of like violating and he was just I don't know like nosy-ing around I wouldn't think
Starting point is 00:09:51 that a yearbook is like that nosy I mean maybe like one of the first dates for sure I could see that yeah but like not a relationship that wouldn't be something
Starting point is 00:09:58 but a journal yeah there are things that it's violating and like that soon I feel like I mean you guys are pretty you guys are almost
Starting point is 00:10:04 strangers at that point so to be just like opening your stuff I feel like, I mean, you guys are pretty, you guys are almost strangers at that point. So to be just like opening your stuff, that is kind of weird. Yeah. Cause you guys only been out on three dates, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:14 It felt, I was just, I was just super surprised. Like I just walked into the room and he was looking through my things and it kind of like took me by surprise. I don't think it's that invasive. Is it to go through someone? You think it's innocent?
Starting point is 00:10:27 I mean, yeah. It's just a yearbook. Yeah, but I mean, for some people it's more than that. People write messages in there. Yeah, they write messages. But isn't it just messages like, oh, you look great, have a good year and stuff? It's not exactly like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:10:39 this was my first psychiatrist appointment. It's like, dude, I don't want you reading about someone saying, stay cool. Yeah, how dare you? I just think it would be nice if he asked first. psychiatrist appointment like it's like yeah i don't want you reading about someone saying stay cool yeah how dare you i just think it would be nice if he asked first i think that's what he might you know think that too i don't know but just to ask first right i feel like going through your stuff after you've only dated for a short amount of time no matter what it's kind of an invasion of privacy for me it would be did he Did he tell you that he was going to your room? No, I mean, we were hanging out in my room already,
Starting point is 00:11:09 and then I had gone to the bathroom, and when I came back out, he was already looking at my yearbook. Okay. Okay, yeah, not that big of a deal to me. Yeah, well, good for you. So, yeah, Easton, he actually hasn't been on hold, though.
Starting point is 00:11:23 He's just been listening. Yeah. Yes, hello. It's not the fact that you blew up her bathroom. Doesn't that make you happy? Yeah, I mean, that's a positive. Wait, what do you mean blow up my bathroom? Well, Easton thought the reason you weren't calling him back
Starting point is 00:11:39 was because he destroyed your bathroom. Like he pooped? Yeah. Well, Easton, yes, you definitely did use my bathroom. And you seemed very comfortable. No, I mean, that's fine. It's totally normal. Everyone poops.
Starting point is 00:11:55 But I wasn't really thrown off because of you using the bathroom. I was just mostly thrown off because you were looking through my things. That's a bummer. I'm sorry. And I'll definitely get you like one of those little, you know, before you go spray things. Oh my gosh. Yeah, you spray it on top of water. And like when the poop goes in.
Starting point is 00:12:16 It works really well, yeah. Ew, I hate that smell. That smells so nasty though. Because the poop smell doesn't go all the way away. So like you can smell like a nasty poop smell along with the air freshener smell and it's like a musty, warm, nasty, icky smell. I can't take it. They're trying to do
Starting point is 00:12:31 flowery smells with poop and it just can't do it. It just becomes flower poop. I'll bring a candle or something. I don't know. I think it's less about that, Easton, and it's more about the going through her things. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:12:47 I just wasn't thinking. I didn't think that would be an invasion of privacy. But, you know, hearing it from you, I can see how it was. If it makes it better, I can bring over my yearbooks. But, you know, you did, you know, you did look very cute, you know, in your high school yearbook. I hope that's not weird. I mean, I mean, in your high school yearbook. I hope that's not weird. I mean, it's not, okay. If you like somebody, it's not weird.
Starting point is 00:13:09 If you took a picture of it, did you take a picture of it? No, I did not take a picture. Okay. I don't think he would admit to that. We'll leave you. Well, we don't know if he took a picture of you in your yearbook or not. I guess you could find that out if you'd go out with him again. Carrie, would you like to go out on another date with Easton?
Starting point is 00:13:23 We'll pay for it. I think so. I think so. Yeah. That was super quick. That was quick date with Easton? We'll pay for it. I think so. I think so, yeah. That was super quick. That was quick. You didn't even have to think about it. Yeah. Aw.
Starting point is 00:13:30 I mean, now that I think of it, I was probably overreacting just a little bit, Easton. So if you're willing to hang out again and not look through my s***. All right. Easton, does that sound good? I'm excited for you guys. Yeah, it's a deal.
Starting point is 00:13:44 It's a deal. That sounds good. Bring for you guys. Yeah, it's a deal. It's a deal. That sounds good. Bring some tums. Okay, okay. Got it. So just so we're clear, it's okay for me to take a s**t but not go through your s**t. Amazing. I love it.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional
Starting point is 00:15:15 and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen
Starting point is 00:15:31 is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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