First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Easton blew it up in this First Date Follow Up!
Episode Date: October 19, 2021Easton doesn't know why Carrie wont hit him back, The Jubal Show finds out he blew it up WHILE SNOOPING in this First Date Follow Up! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @...jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First day follow-up.
Have you guys ever met anybody named Easton before?
No. I think like a child.
Really? I've never met an Easton before.
Have you met a Weston?
I have not. I've stayed at a Weston.
But I've never met a Weston.
What about a Norston?
I had a best friend growing up named Norston.
What about a Soutston? None? I had a best friend growing up named Norston. What about a Southton?
None of that.
I asked the question because Easton's on the phone
for a first day follow-up.
Hi, Easton.
And I had nothing more creative to say
to start the first day follow-up.
I thought that was good.
And so I was like, hey, I've never met an Easton before
and I'm excited to meet an Easton.
Even though he's emailed us
because he's not getting a call back
from someone that he obviously went out on some dates with.
So that's not exciting for Easton, I don't think, but exciting for me because
I get to meet Easton. So pumped. What's up, Easton?
Hey, what's up, guys? How's it going?
You sound exactly like I thought you would.
Yeah, you really live up to your name.
I do my best.
Yeah, you're the best Easton I know.
You're the only one though.
So you're not getting a call back from, what's her name, first of all?
Her name's Carrie.
We've been on three dates.
I thought it was going pretty good.
I mean, she's really cool.
She's like the coolest girl I've met in a while.
She's smart and like actually funny.
And yeah, I mean, I was like just kind of, for me, starting to feel a little serious.
And she's not calling
me back.
Okay.
Okay.
How long has it been since then?
About a week.
Okay.
All right.
And since your date, there's been absolutely nothing from her?
No.
I mean, I haven't like tried to blow up her phone, but I've sent, you know, a few texts.
I called once and nothing.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
You should probably call, I would say if someone's you off, at least 10, 15 times an hour.
Oh my gosh.
Just to make sure they're not dead.
Bad advice. Good friends, bad advice.
So she hasn't been talking to you at all. What was the last date like? Why do you think that she's just ghosting you now?
I don't know.
The last date, I thought things were getting kind of serious.
We actually went to her place and we were hanging out
and stuff was getting cozy.
And the only thing that I can think of is that,
this is stupid, it's the first time I've used the bathroom,
I guess, in her house.
Did you just blow it up?
Yeah. No,? Yeah no no no
I'm a very clean respectful guy. Poop is raining from the ceilings. But no that was like it when I
kind of came back from that the vibe got a little colder but it recovered and you know we didn't
hook up or anything that night but you know like a, like a kiss goodnight, I left, and radio silence.
Well, I mean, unless you just totally erupted in there,
I doubt that's the reason.
Yeah.
Oh, oh.
I don't think I did.
I'm fairly certain that I did not.
That's the only thing that sticks out in your head,
the only thing that could have gone wrong.
That's like the only thing that was different
from the other times that we hung out. How long has it been since you first started
talking? So I guess it's been a little over a month. And, you know, I thought we had a connection
going on. I was really feeling that vibe from her. And, you know, frankly, I do want to hear back
from her. I just thought it was pretty good chemistry and
she seemed into it. I was feeling it basically
the whole time except for that one
little blip.
When you pooped in her bathroom?
That hiccup.
Which is fine.
You know what's funny about that? My son Jax, who's eight,
he goes, like last week, he's like,
Mom, do girls poop?
I'm like, no.
They don't.
They don't even fart.
He literally did not think that women poop.
And I told him we did.
Are you shy about that kind of stuff, Easton?
I'm not shy.
Like I said, I like to think of myself as very respectful when it comes to that.
Well, I'm shy about that.
So I was going to see if you are.
Because I probably wouldn't do it for at someone's house
for the first year year and a half
of dating he still doesn't hardly
he'll hold it for about a
week and wait until he gets to work
I'll slink off somewhere else
where nobody's at because I don't want anybody to
know that I'm doing it she was like I gotta go to Starbucks
again you know that shameful look that
dogs have when they're doing it when they look at you
that's how I am all the time. That's how I feel
inside when I do that, so that's why
I try to keep it a secret. So maybe that was it.
I don't know. Probably not, though. I mean, it seems
like a weird reason.
But we will play a song. Come back, call her
and see if we can figure it out for you, alright? Easton?
Alright, thank you. Yeah, man.
It's the Jubal Show. Right in the middle of your first
date follow-up, if you're just joining us,
Easton is on the phone.
Easton.
And I have to say it like that because he's the only Easton I've ever met in my life.
Easton, such an honor.
The honor's all mine.
Yo!
I was waiting for you to say that.
You did.
But Easton isn't getting a call back from a girl named Carrie.
They went out on a few dates together.
He said they've been dating for a month.
Went out on three dates.
The last time they hung out, he was few dates together. He said they've been dating for a month, went out on three dates. The last time they hung out,
he was at her house.
He said everything seemed fine.
The only...
He blew up her house.
Yes.
He destroyed her bathroom.
Destroyed it, he said.
Like a volcano.
Like, ew.
It wasn't that bad.
All right.
We're adding that in there.
But he said the only reason he can think of
that she's not calling him back now
is because it's the first time he ever used the bathroom
around her and not even around her,
just in her place.
I don't think that's the reason.
Just near her.
Yeah, I mean, if you did it around her,
that would probably be a good reason.
Like I was on the couch and he just started doing that.
But you went to the actual bathroom,
closed the door and did your business.
Yes, like a gentleman.
Okay, cool.
All right, so that's the only thing that he can think of.
Other than that, he has no idea.
It's been about a week now, and she hasn't talked to him at all since he left.
So we're going to call her and see if we can figure it out.
Here we go.
Hello? Hi, may I speak to Carrie please
this is her
who's this
this is the Jubal show
the Jubal show
Jubal
Jarble
do you know who the
Jarble show is
hi guys
hi
she does
so you do know the
Jarble show
well she didn't say
the Jarble
oh my god I listen to you do know the Gerbil Show? Well, she didn't say she didn't. The Gerbil.
Oh, my God.
I listen to you guys all the time.
Oh.
Thank you.
Why are you calling me?
We've got a fan.
Yeah. Well, then you should probably know why one of the reasons we're calling you.
For real.
Yeah, you should know.
There's only a few reasons that we would be calling you.
And Gerbil's not pranking you.
Nope.
This is not a Gerbil phone prank right now.
Thank God.
And you're not in a relationship, are you?
No, I'm just kind of dating right now.
Oh, okay.
Interesting you bring dating up.
What does that leave?
The first date follow-up?
Yes.
Yes.
Good job.
Bingo.
Yeah.
Easton emailed us about you.
Oh, yeah.
And Easton's probably on the phone.
Yes.
Right?
He actually is.
But let's pretend like he isn't for just a moment.
Yes, please.
I won't bring him up on the phone just yet to talk to you.
Yeah, we'll place him on hold.
There you go.
Do some theater.
Yes.
So tell us, so that Easton can hear and not cut you off, because I'm sure he's like that.
Tell us why you won't call Easton back.
He said that you guys have been out on three dates and he really likes you, but you just
disappeared after the last time you guys hung out.
Um, well, he's kind of nosy.
Nosy?
Oh, like controlling or something?
Like you think he would be controlling in a relationship?
I don't, it's? I don't know.
I kind of feel like he's a little nosy, not necessarily controlling.
But the other day I walked in on him and he was looking through my old yearbooks on the show.
Oh, he's been looking through your yearbooks.
Yeah.
And like I've had people like go through like my journals and stuff before and it just feels
I don't know
really kind of like
violating
and he was just
I don't know
like nosy-ing around
I wouldn't think
that a yearbook
is like that nosy
I mean maybe
like one of the first dates
for sure I could see that
yeah
but like not a relationship
that wouldn't be something
but a journal
yeah there are things
that it's violating
and like that soon
I feel like
I mean you guys
are pretty
you guys are almost
strangers at that point
so to be just like opening your stuff I feel like, I mean, you guys are pretty, you guys are almost strangers at that point.
So to be just like opening your stuff,
that is kind of weird.
Yeah. Cause you guys only been out on three dates,
right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It felt,
I was just,
I was just super surprised.
Like I just walked into the room and he was looking through my things and it
kind of like took me by surprise.
I don't think it's that invasive.
Is it to go through someone?
You think it's innocent?
I mean, yeah.
It's just a yearbook.
Yeah, but I mean, for some people it's more than that.
People write messages in there.
Yeah, they write messages.
But isn't it just messages like,
oh, you look great, have a good year and stuff?
It's not exactly like, oh my God,
this was my first psychiatrist appointment.
It's like, dude, I don't want you reading about someone saying,
stay cool. Yeah, how dare you? I just think it would be nice if he asked first. psychiatrist appointment like it's like yeah i don't want you reading about someone saying stay
cool yeah how dare you i just think it would be nice if he asked first i think that's what he
might you know think that too i don't know but just to ask first right i feel like going through
your stuff after you've only dated for a short amount of time no matter what it's kind of an
invasion of privacy for me it would be did he Did he tell you that he was going to your room?
No, I mean, we were hanging out in my room already,
and then I had gone to the bathroom,
and when I came back out,
he was already looking at my yearbook.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, not that big of a deal to me.
Yeah, well, good for you.
So, yeah, Easton,
he actually hasn't been on hold, though.
He's just been listening.
Yeah.
Yes, hello.
It's not the fact that you blew up her bathroom.
Doesn't that make you happy?
Yeah, I mean, that's a positive.
Wait, what do you mean blow up my bathroom?
Well, Easton thought the reason you weren't calling him back
was because he destroyed your bathroom.
Like he pooped?
Yeah.
Well, Easton, yes, you definitely did use my bathroom.
And you seemed very comfortable.
No, I mean, that's fine.
It's totally normal.
Everyone poops.
But I wasn't really thrown off because of you using the bathroom.
I was just mostly thrown off because you were looking through my things.
That's a bummer.
I'm sorry.
And I'll definitely get you like one of those little, you know, before you go spray things.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, you spray it on top of water.
And like when the poop goes in.
It works really well, yeah.
Ew, I hate that smell.
That smells so nasty though.
Because the poop smell doesn't go all the way away.
So like you can smell like a nasty poop smell along with the air freshener
smell and it's like a musty,
warm, nasty, icky smell.
I can't take it. They're trying to do
flowery smells with poop and it just
can't do it. It just becomes flower poop.
I'll bring
a candle or something. I don't know.
I think it's less about that, Easton,
and it's more about the going through her
things.
I'm sorry.
I just wasn't thinking.
I didn't think that would be an invasion of privacy.
But, you know, hearing it from you, I can see how it was.
If it makes it better, I can bring over my yearbooks.
But, you know, you did, you know, you did look very cute, you know, in your high school yearbook.
I hope that's not weird. I mean, I mean, in your high school yearbook. I hope that's not weird.
I mean, it's not, okay.
If you like somebody, it's not weird.
If you took a picture of it, did you take a picture of it?
No, I did not take a picture.
Okay.
I don't think he would admit to that.
We'll leave you.
Well, we don't know if he took a picture of you in your yearbook or not.
I guess you could find that out if you'd go out with him again.
Carrie, would you like to go out on another date with Easton?
We'll pay for it.
I think so.
I think so. Yeah. That was super quick. That was quick date with Easton? We'll pay for it. I think so. I think so, yeah.
That was super quick.
That was quick.
You didn't even have to think about it.
Yeah.
Aw.
I mean, now that I think of it,
I was probably overreacting just a little bit, Easton.
So if you're willing to hang out again
and not look through my s***.
All right.
Easton, does that sound good?
I'm excited for you guys.
Yeah, it's a deal.
It's a deal. That sounds good. Bring for you guys. Yeah, it's a deal. It's a deal.
That sounds good.
Bring some tums.
Okay, okay.
Got it.
So just so we're clear, it's okay for me to take a s**t but not go through your s**t.
Amazing.
I love it.
Jubal's First Date Follow-Up.
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