First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Expect the unexpected in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Something happened when we tried to call the women that is ghosting a guy that was kind of a disaster and no one on the show, or on the phone, was ready for it! What happened and can The Jubal Show get this couple on a second date!? Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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They love it. Anyway, Silas is on the phone right now. He went out with a woman named JC. And now she's not calling him back and he doesn't know why. So we're going to see if we can help him out. Silas, before we find out about your date and everything, how long has it been since the date? It's been about a week. About a week, okay.

And how many times have you tried to reach out to her since the date? I mean, I've texted her two or three times. Okay. I have not received any response whatsoever. That's being ghosted. Well, tell us about the date. How did it go? I mean, I don't know.

It was kind of chill. We were just watching a movie at her place and I don't know, like it started off kind of mellow. This is the first date? Yeah. First date. At her house watching a movie on a first date. Does she have roommates?

No, she lives alone. Wow. Oh my gosh. She must have liked you a lot, Silas. No, it was good. We were watching a movie and I don't know, I put my arm around her and she sort of like Wow. Oh my gosh. She must have liked you a lot, Silas. Yeah. No, it was good. We were watching a movie and I don't know, I put my arm around her and she sort of like snuggled into me or whatever.

She smelled, it's not to be like creepy or anything, but she had this like amazing perfume. It was like this nice fruity scent. It was like, everything was just good. Okay. Right, right. So she didn't smell like body odor and she smelled good. Right. Smelled like a woman.

What movie did you guys watch? You know, we didn't really have anything in mind, so I didn't smell like body odor and she smelled good. Smelled like a woman. What movie did you guys watch? You know, we didn't really have anything in mind. So I didn't really care what we watched. And I just told her to choose something. And she started watching this movie called A League of Their Own, which is like a girl baseball player movie. There's no crying in baseball. Oh, wait.

So is that the indecisive thing? You couldn't decide on a movie? Well, yeah, that's the thing. Like I wasn't able to pick a movie. I couldn't make a decision. So that's why I was like, oh, gosh, like, is this why she's not calling me back? Right. That could have been like a test.

It was a good movie. Definitely something happened there because she took you back to her house. Right. So she liked you before. Yeah, exactly. So something in the house happened. Well, that's, yeah, I don't know what, that's why I don't understand what's going on. So if you think that not being able to decide on a movie is the reason that's legit i could see that being a reason a woman wouldn't

call somebody back just be like ah you can't even decide on a movie to watch right now no that's a very weak reason oh dude you get no chances with me i guess um but that's what you think the reason is like that's the only reason you can think of why she wouldn't be calling you back i don't know i mean like we didn't i we kind of hooked up a little bit. Like, we went to second base, missed a little bit of the movie, if you know what I mean. Like, I thought things were going great. Maybe you're a bad kisser. Yeah.

And what's your second base, too? Second bases are different for everybody, you know? Yeah, mine's a hug. Yeah, I lost my virginity at 13. My second base is way different than Evan's. Just, like, some touching, you know, below and above the belt. Some fondling. Okay, okay. A little way different than Evan's. Just like some touching below and above the belt. Some fondling. That's an

advanced second base. This is awkward. I don't know. Did you stay over or you didn't stay over? No, I did not stay over. But when I left, it was like, oh, get back in touch. We'll be in touch. Can't wait to do this again. Everything was great. That was the last I heard from her. Did you get a kiss back in touch. We'll be in touch. Can't wait to do this again. Everything was great. So then that was the last I heard

from her. Did you get a kiss or a hug when you said goodbye? Yeah. Got more second bass probably. More second bass on the doorstep. Second bass on home plate. Oh my god, that was amazing. You can write that down if you want to use it. Alright, well, so you don't know other than that

though, and it sounds like obviously she liked you if she was willing to go bassist with you I just yeah at this point I'm at a loss I have no idea why we'll play a song come back

and then call her and see if we can figure it out with your first date follow up right after this okay okay alright

we'll do it next it's the Jubal show in the middle of your first date follow up if you're just joining us Silas is on the phone and Silas is a little bit of a bass runner

a little bit of a baseball player you could say a little bit a little bit of a baseball player aren't you Silas is a little bit of a base runner. A little bit of a baseball player. You could say a little bit. A little bit of a baseball player, aren't you Silas? Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. I like making things awkward, I'm sorry. Silas isn't getting a call

back from a woman named JC. Where'd you meet her anyway? Online. Okay. Dating apps. So you met her on the apps where everybody meets now. Anyway, they met up, had dinner, and then ended up back at her place watching a movie. They watched the movie for a little while and then they started making out and he said he went to second base and then they called it a night and she walked into the door,

had a little more second base and then he went home and now he doesn't know why he's not getting a call back from her though. It's been about a week and he's reached out a few times and she's definitely ghosting him and we're going to call right now. And the only thing that Silas can think of is that he was indecisive about what movie to watch and that might have been a red flag for her that Silas is bad at making decisions. Are you bad at making decisions?

Not traditionally. I just didn't know what to watch. That was the whole thing. Okay. I was hoping to say I'm not sure. That would be a terrible response to that question. Okay. Alright. I'm going to call her right now. Here we go. Hello? Loud.

Hello? Hello, is this JC? Yes, who's this? Yes? JC, hey, this is the Jubal Show. My name's Jubal. And mine's Alex. And mine's English Evan.

And I don't know if you're inside of a waterfall right now or what's going on. I love your show, but I'm stuck outside my building because my lobby's been flooded. But I listen to you guys. I love your show. You do? Thank you. Your lobby's flooded? What?

Yes. So they're not letting the tenants go up until it's cleared. Yeah, the pipers. Oh. Wow. Whoa. Was that an explosion? Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait. Why are you guys calling me? Well, we want to talk to you for a second, but it sounds like your building is about to fall down. And then there's water everywhere and there's flooding. And I don't know if there's a fire And I don't know if there's a fire. I don't know if like there's horsemen and apocalypse above you. I have no idea, but it sounds like you might be busy.

We can call back. No, no, no. What is that? I can't get into my building right now anyway. Well, we're calling you because we got an email about you from another listener of the show. His name is Silas. Oh, yeah, I thought so. Okay.

Yeah, Silas emailed us because he said you guys went out on a date and now you've ghosted him. I mean, yes, it was a good date. He came to my place and we watched a movie and, you know, that was it. Yeah, so what happened? I mean, he told us that you're not responding, so obviously something happened. Well, I don't know if I should be spreading his business

on the radio, you know? Well, could you? Because that's how this works. Yeah, he called us. He wants to know. And everybody knows when they do a first date follow-up or whatever, they might hear something they don't want to hear.

Yeah, okay. Well, I guess it's a little bit embarrassing for me too, so. Okay. Well, okay, so listen. I'll just say it. We're two grown, consenting adults, right? And we did go a little bit further than just kissing. So we were making out, right?

And feeling each other up, and he grabbed my ass and, like, gave me a wedgie. What? A wedgie with your underwear? Yes, but the thing is, I kind of thought, I don't know if it was on purpose or not, but I fixed it, and then he did it two more times. Okay, so that's his thing, it sounds like. Was he like pulling out your pants or something,

like on the back of him, like pulling him up, like trying to be sexy, but he kept giving you wedgies? Yes. Oh, my. Okay, so you're not calling him back because he kept wedging you when you were making out Basically yeah I mean it was just uncomfortable and awkward

You know he just kept doing it so I don't know if it was like On purpose or if it was Like his fetish or what He's got a wedgie fetish Wedgie fetish You know we can ask him He's on the phone right now isn't he Yeah Yes he is Hi You know, we can ask him. He's on the phone right now, isn't he?

Yeah. Yes, he is. Hi. JC, I am so sorry. I am like absolutely mortified right now. I was not trying to floss you. I mean, look, I'm a butt man, fine. And I'm sorry if I grabbed your butt a couple times and inadvertently gave you a wedgie.

I did not mean to. I swear. That's just not my thing. I mean, I kept having to readjust myself. I know, but I thought it was like me straightening my shirt and like the weird couch set up didn't help at all. We were like clothing going everywhere. And by the way, are you really, your lobby is really flooded right now? Yeah, so I can't get up to my apartment until they get all this water out. They're not letting anybody up because they, you know, cut the electricity on the elevator. I mean, is there anything I can do?

Can I come over and help, like scoop water out or anything like that? Are you really going to come over and help me right now? I can. Aw, that's so sweet. Whoa. As long as you promise not to give me any wedgies. I promise I will not give you a wedgie. Good.

Okay, so I guess we're setting up a second date for you guys right this second then. I mean, it's free too. We don't have to pay for anything. I mean, yeah, I guess so. Honestly, I can come over. I'd be there like 15 minutes to help out if you really need me. Oh my gosh. That's a really sweet gesture.

Really? Like, yes, I could use your help. All right. I'm coming by. Oh my God. What a funny call. I mean, look, I can be over there in like 15 minutes. I'll bring, I have some tools.

I have a bucket. I don't know. I'll bring everything I have. Just bring your rain boots. All you need is boots. Be prepared for anything. Yes, yes. I mean, I'll come right over. We can talk more about what happened in this call and

I'm really happy you're willing to see me again. I was really kind of nervous there for a while. Alright, see you soon. I'm excited for you guys. Me too. Romance. Yeah. Okay, well don't ghost him again. Yeah, I mean this dude's willing to drop everything and come help. Me too. It's romance. Yeah. Okay, well, don't ghost him again. Yeah, I mean, this dude's willing to drop everything and come help you shovel water. That's a rare type of dude, I think.

Yeah. I think they're gone now. Oh, God. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like

Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more.

Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all.

Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.