First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - First Date Follow-Up: Alex’s Pants Split… But Did His Chances?

Episode Date: October 9, 2026

Alex’s bowling date with Hannah took an embarrassing turn when a strike celebration split his pants wide open. She laughed, but now she’s ghosting him—and he’s convinced the wardrobe malfunction is why. When The Jubal Show calls Hannah, a very different picture emerges. Listen to this hilarious First Date Follow-Up for awkward dating moments, unexpected dealbreakers, and a second-date request that sends things off the rails. Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your back! On First Date Follow Up, we track down the person who disappeared to get the real reason why. Awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright shocking—First Date Follow Up delivers the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. Will there be a second date or just secondhand embarrassment? Subscribe to The Jubal Show's First Date Follow Up and find out! ➡︎ Get on The Jubal Show with your story - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow  YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh  Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, I hope that's not why, but that's funny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, it wasn't a tiny rip either. It was pretty, pretty big. We went bowling and, you know, just having fun at the bowling alley on her first date. And I thought in theory that was a good idea. Yeah.

Until I celebrated. Tell me you had underwear on, though, because I think that would be the only thing that would make this super offensive. Like, as long as it wasn't... Fortunately, fortunately, yes. Okay. You know, I celebrated my strike, and then I squatted down and heard the loudest rip of my life. It was bad. Oh.

What did she do? The people bowling next to me heard it. It was rough. So did everybody just, like, pity you in that moment? What did she do? I mean, she did. It was, it was, she started laughing. So, like, I thought we were good because she laughed it off and thought it was funny.

And I didn't think I messed up my chances that bad, but, uh, I don't know. I guess, I guess my ass made a stronger impression than I realized. Yeah. Maybe. You actually think she's ghosting you because of that, huh? I feel like it. I mean, the boxers, I couldn't even hide them. They were red.

So there was no hiding that. Like, it wasn't black on black or anything. It was black jeans with red boxers. But they were clean with no holes in them or anything, right? Right, right. They were clean, super clean. Did her attitude change after you split your pants open? Like, did she seem...

No, I think we were good. I mean, maybe there was a moment here and there where she was a little quieter, but I think overall we were still good. Okay. How did things end with her? Well, we pretty much just, you know, had a little food, and left and that was it. So, and I said, yeah, maybe you will catch up again soon and I'll try to text you.

All right. I did, but there was nothing. All right, Alex, here we go. Anything else that you can think of other than splitting your pants open while you were bowling? That has to be it, man. That was the biggest thing that happened. Okay. Well, here we go.

I'm going to call her right now. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Hannah, please. This is Hannah. Who's up? Hey, Hannah, how are you? this is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Hannah. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.

And my name is Jubal. What's up? What's up, girl? Okay. Hey. You listen to the show? I do. What's going on? Hey, that's cool. Well, thank you for listening. But we do a segment called the first date follow-up, which you've probably heard, where if you go on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,

that person can ask us to get you on the phone and find out why you're ghosting them. All right. Yeah. Okay. And we got an email about you. Oh, God. From Alex. Okay.

Well, he said... Do you mind telling us why you're ghosting him? Yeah, he, I mean, mine's simple. He said he didn't want fries. Okay. And then spent the entire time eating mine. That's why you're ghosting. Okay.

Yeah. Huh. So he ate all my fries. So he ate all of your fries. Yeah. Order anything. his own. He offered to get you more.

We went back and forth arguing about this, by the way. Okay. Not a big argue, but like, hey, get your fries. And then watching him over and over, I'm like, what is happening right now? That was playful arguing. You didn't seem like you were really that mad about it. Hannah, that's Alex. He's on the phone listening.

Wait. And must talk to you. Oh, man. Yeah. Are you serious? Wait. You said like to have you too. Yeah.

I said you could have a few. Not the whole basket. Like, are you kidding? Well, you know, things are just kind of funny after the whole pant rip thing. So, like, I was just kind of teasing you out because you teased me a little bit about the pants. No, no, no, no, no. Our server, no. Wait, our server even came over and said, if you wanted any, after she saw you eating all of mine and you, what did you say?

You said no. So how is that cute? Okay, I ordered what I wanted. I'm sorry you didn't do the same because remember we talked about this. How do you know, first of all? Oh, come on. Like, you weren't going to eat the entire order of fries. That was huge.

It was big. Like, just the basic order was huge. Excuse me. One, ew. And two, you never gave me a chance. And I wouldn't have wasted any of it because I would have eaten them. Well, look, I didn't eat the whole basket. Like, you're just being traumatic.

Come on. Oh, that's not helping you. No. Oh, wow. It's also not just the fries that turns me off, okay? Let's just say that. What else turn you off? Like, I'm totally confused now.

Well, it started with you eating all my f***ing fries when I wanted to eat my fries, right? So that's why I ordered a f***ing fries. Not to mention You split your pants open Okay, ew And then Even worse, I saw your tattoo Disgusting

Oh no What tattoo are you talking about? Oh, let me tell you, let me share Right on his upper thigh It says no refunds No refunds In big, bold letters. No refunds.

That's a choice, Alex. Okay. Yeah, that just started as a joke with my buddies. That's nothing serious. Like, you're being way too serious about this. So you do have a tattoo on your upper thigh that says no refunds? Yes, yes.

It's a college there. You know, we do some things in college. Yeah. So, that's that. All right. Well, Hannah, would you like to go on another date with Alex? We'll pay for it. No refunds.

Oh, what? No. No. Are you sure? No, thank you. Well, I'm sorry about the fries. Send me your address. I'll send you a gift card for Wendy's or something. Oh, my God. That was so sarcastic. You can't even give me a real apology, seriously? Jesus. That was a real apology. I apologize.

Can a man do anything, right? Can't bowl, can't eat food with a girl, can't get a tattooed. I can't even apologize. You literally gave me the most sarcastic apology I've ever received. Like, how am I supposed to respond to that? You know what? Fine. I take back my offer for the free fries, and you know what?

No refunds, baby. I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast. The True Crime Comedy Podcast. podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Each week I bring on an amazing guest. Ooh, I scammed them. What?

I can talk to you for an hour. You're a generational yapper like me. That's why I had to make yapping a job. And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube. Start listening to Scam Goddess on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm GAM Goddess. I'm Marton. And we're the hosts of Out of Character.

The best podcast in the world is what they said. Wait. They said that? Yeah, yeah, they said that. The best podcast with two best friends who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff, give our input on it. That's what you've needed, I think up until now, listener. Listen out of character on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Sometimes I just feel like a burden.

You're a bird. You fly. You're a martin. And we are out of character. Dude, we messed up the clip. Lisa, tell them about our new show. We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me.

I'm Lexi Youanu. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa Di Giulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all. Now in my 30s, being the founder of new shoes, good taste is my business. Listen on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, this is Kylie Breakman. Angel Geratana. Jeremy Colhain, Patrick McDonald.

And we're the hosts of the artists. on Artists on Artists on Artists Podcast. The Improvised Character Comedy Podcast where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft. Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants. And we do a little Halloween sometimes. Does the Pope dress up?

He winks on Halloween. He gets right up next to the microphone. I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other. You never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween. Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What would change if you stopped letting money stress run your life, sis?

I'm Mandy Money, host of Brown Ambition, The Podcast. And right now, I'm taking you through my six-part Money Reboot series. This is your chance to hit reset, break the debt cycle, get honest about where your money's going, build a savings plan that actually sticks, and start making financial choices that support the life you want, not just the bills you have. Because wealth building is not about being perfect. It's about having a plan, knowing your numbers, and making your next move with confidence with a community that cares like we do on Brown Ambition. Each episode gives you practical steps, real talk, and the motivation to stop putting your financial goals on hold. So if you've been saying,

I'll get serious about money next month. This is your sign. Start now. Listen to Brown Ambition. That's Brown Ambition and begin your money reboot today. Listen to Brown Ambition on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.