First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - First Date Follow Up - Aubrey & Davis: She Kept Talking About “Gilbert”…

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

What started as a fun first date filled with tequila flights, salsa dares, and nonstop laughs suddenly took a bizarre turn when one name kept coming up: Gilbert. The more the conversation unfolded, th...e more confused her date became—and it ultimately led to him disappearing. But when The Jubal Show's First Date Follow-Up gets both of them on the phone, the truth behind the misunderstanding is revealed, and it's nothing like anyone expected. Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your back! On First Date Follow Up, we track down the person who disappeared to get the real reason why. Awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright shocking—First Date Follow Up delivers the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. Will there be a second date or just secondhand embarrassment? Subscribe to The Jubal Show's First Date Follow Up and find out! ➡︎ Get on The Jubal Show with your story - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow  YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh  Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. There's no shortcut for saving time, but saving money is simple. Just combine your car and home insurance with Bel Air Direct and save. Get a quote at bellair direct.com. Hey, Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Starting point is 00:00:23 We're launching Podlandia AEO rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our ice. iconic characters and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made. And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysall, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more. Kyle is going for it here.
Starting point is 00:00:49 You fully improvised, not just words, but a song about it. Well, I thought you were all going to write a song. I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia. A.O. Rewatch on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever. you get your podcast. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together in I Heart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka, showing out. Shout out to you, Naomi. The viral moments.
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Starting point is 00:02:01 Delivering happiness. And many, many more. Open your free high-heart radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Detourl. And listen now. Audrey is on the phone today for a first date. Follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Davis. So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see if I tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date.
Starting point is 00:02:20 But first, Audrey, why do you think you're getting ghosted? Because I poured salted down my pants and he probably thinks I'm a maniac. I have many questions. I mean, I would think that's a surefire way to get a call back on a date, but I don't know. So, yeah, what happens, salsa pants? Wow. If I can call you that respectfully. I call that respectfully, but.
Starting point is 00:02:42 I mean, at this point. Yeah, what happened? Well, Davis and I went to a cute little Mexican restaurant, and they do salsa flights. So, of course, we decided to take a flight to Mexico together on our first date. Okay. The restaurant also has tequila flights. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:04 So did you guys take all the flights then? Got kind of crazy. That's fun. We got all the flights. Okay. All right. That sounds like a fun date. It was.
Starting point is 00:03:15 And really after the mescal, of course, we're already pretty drunk and playing truth or dared. And so he dared me to pour salsa down my pants. So I did. I mean, why? It's funny. And yes, well, here's the thing. I always keep a change of clothes in my car.
Starting point is 00:03:34 So, after that, I just went and got my extra pants and changed in the bathroom and finished our flights to Mexico. But that's where his attitude changed because after I got back from taking off my salsa pants, I guess I looked like a crazy person for being willing to do something like. that and I don't know he had time to think about it and was turned off I don't know but okay it was his idea though he said it was okay right he's the one who dared you to do it exactly it's a dare come on okay but you're saying his attitude changed after you came back from taking off the salsa pants yeah yeah totally changed it was like he was turned off okay well Audrey is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named davis so we're gonna call him
Starting point is 00:04:24 and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But before we do that, Audrey, why don't you remind us why you think you're getting ghosted again? Because we went to an awesome Mexican restaurant and I poured salsa down my pants and changed my pants
Starting point is 00:04:43 because I had extra pants in my car. I don't know what else. It's crazy. Okay. But he dared you to pour the salsa down your pants, so you guys were joking around, right? He did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:54 you're playing truth or dare for sure. Well, hopefully that's not the reason, you know, like since he did that. Like, that's like a test he does. I'll see if someone will pour salsa down their pants and I know they're not the person for me. Then they're out. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even think about that. I'm going to doubt his phone number right now and see if we can get him to tell us why he's ghosting you.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Here we go. Hello. Hi, man. Speak to Davis, please. This is Davis. Hey, Davis. How are you? This is a radio show.
Starting point is 00:05:23 It's called The Jubal Show. Hey, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. Okay. Hi. Have you ever heard of the Jubal show before? I have, yes. I think I've seen some of your stuff on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Hey. Okay. All right, cool. Well, I don't know, like, how much you know about the show, but we do a segment on the show called The First Date Follow-up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:05:55 And we got an email about you. from a woman named Audrey. She said she likes you a lot, but she's confused because you guys went out on a date and you haven't talked to her since and she's curious about why you're ghosting her. Would you mind telling us? Yeah, I can tell you why I'm ghosting her.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Okay, why? Well, I'm gosing her because she would not shut up about her ex. and she was telling you way too much very personal information about this guy. Really? Okay. All right. She thought maybe it was because she poured salsa down her pants on your day, but you're saying this. Well, there was that, but I actually kind of like that, but no.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Okay. Okay. Okay, but she was talking about her ex and giving you too much information. That's what you're saying? Yeah, it was a lot of information. Okay. Can I ask what? I mean, do you want me to start from the beginning?
Starting point is 00:06:57 Sure. Yeah, you can just tell us about your experience. Yeah, because I really, I really liked her a lot. I mean, we went to this Mexican restaurant, and we got, we did get pretty drunk. Okay. Very fun. She's, she's really cool until it got kind of weird, but, um. Yeah, I'm not sure how much she told you, but we were playing Truiser Dare and I, I dared her after quite a few drinks to
Starting point is 00:07:23 pour salsa down her pants and she actually did. Which was actually really dope because I mean like what girl would whatever actually do. I mean, that would give me style points. I would think, you know. So you like that about her? Yeah, I thought it was really cute. But she came back from changing her pants. And that's when the energy shifted and things got pretty weird.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Okay. And I know that she was, she was drunk. but she just kind of launched into all this crazy stuff about missing her ex. All of a sudden she just started, she started like kind of crying, like peering up. Oh, wow. I miss Gilbert. And I was like, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:13 All right, that would be weird. It was weird. It got weirder. It got way weirder because then she was like, you know, we'd go everywhere together. and he did his favorite thing in the world, just sit on the couch and snuggle with Gilbert and then watching a movie. Oh.
Starting point is 00:08:29 And I'm just kind of sitting there like, why am I here? But then she goes, she started telling you how big Gilbert was. Whoa. How big he was? Like big, big? That's, uh,
Starting point is 00:08:44 apparently very big. She was like Gilbert was huge. Whoa. Interesting choices. She like, what did you say? That's just an interesting thing to bring up on a date. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Like competition. And she like opened her phone and she said, let me show your picture. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Wow, so she was talking about her ex Gilbert and how big Gilbert was and then she was going to show you a picture? I guess. I mean, we did have some drinks. I don't know how.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Maybe she just got like blackout. I don't know. Like she went to like a crazy place, but I was like, I don't need to hear. hear about how Steve Gilbert was? I don't need to. Davis. Davis Gilbert was my great Dane. Definitely not my ex.
Starting point is 00:09:31 What? Oh, wow. Hey, Davis, this is, uh, Audrey's on the phone and has been listening and wants to talk to you. What? So much more. Wait. Wait.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Wait, wait, wait. No. Gilbert was my great Dane that I had in school and I was drunk and I'm not sure why all of a sudden I started talking about him. I swear, I swear, I thought, I told you. He was my dog. Oh, my God. That is so embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:10:09 You left a very important part out of his story, I think. I'm how cute he was. Huge. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You have no idea what I was imagining. When you were just, when you said you wanted to show me a picture of how huge you was. You may want to add at that.
Starting point is 00:10:29 You did not mention that, you did not mention that Gilbert was an animal. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Well, I guess that makes sense because you said, laying on the couch, he practically sit on your face or something like that. Oh. Yeah. I was like, is this lunatic really telling me?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Yeah, this is all too your mind. about it the way you're hearing it. Oh, wow. Okay. So obviously you were drunk, Audrey, and forgot to let him know that Gilbert was your dog. Wow.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Well, Davis, would you like to go out with Audrey again now that you know you don't have to compete with Gilbert in certain arenas? I mean, once I get over the shock, yeah. I mean, this could have been my fault. I was drunk too. Maybe I didn't hear that Gilbert was a dog.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I would love to go on a good date. It's a very big part of the story. Yeah, apparently it was huge. Oh, yeah. He was, but are you going to go out with me again? I'd love to. I mean, I might not be as huge as Gilbert, but I mean, I'll sit in your laugh and watch a movie. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I have so much fun. I can't wait to say, see you again. Also, I'm so glad you said laugh, not great. Hey, Portlandia fans. Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form. We're launching Podlandia, AEO rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling
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