First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - First Date Follow Up - Salena & Justin: She Brought One Very Unexpected Item on Their First Date

Episode Date: August 6, 2026

Selena thought she and Justin had the perfect first date—great food, easy conversation, and what felt like undeniable chemistry. But after one surprising moment during their picnic, Justin completely disappeared. Was it a misunderstanding, an innocent habit, or something he simply couldn't get past? Listen to this hilarious First Date Follow-Up to find out what really happened and whether there's any chance for a second date. Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your back! On First Date Follow Up, we track down the person who disappeared to get the real reason why. Awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright shocking—First Date Follow Up delivers the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. Will there be a second date or just secondhand embarrassment? Subscribe to The Jubal Show's First Date Follow Up and find out! ➡︎ Get on The Jubal Show with your story - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow  YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh  Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the IHeart Radio app. Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Selena is on the phone today for a first day follow up and she's getting ghost. by a dude named Justin, so in a few minutes, we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Selena, how long has it been since you talked to Justin?

Oh, days, can you believe it? Aw. I can't believe it. I know. She'll be very nice, so I don't understand. And it feels like it's meant to be, right? Selina and Justin, what a coincidence. Right?

We can be the couple that makes it. I was going to say they didn't make it. I know, but she could. I know. Have you tried to get a hold of Justin? Yeah, I sent him a text, you know, and he did not respond to it. I mean, it wasn't anything bad. It was just casual.

I said, hey, hope you're not in a lavender donut coma text. Nothing. And then I told him I can't wait to see him again and still nothing. I guess I don't understand the lavender donut part of that. I'm going to say that's an inside joke. That's just an inside joke. Okay. I was curious.

So what did you guys do on your date? Okay, so we met at a food truck festival, which is already cute, right? Yeah. Right? Yeah. I was wearing my, I'm fun and chill, but also hot outfit. And he was like in a Patagonia dad gear, very, I hike for fun energy. Okay.

You profiled him quick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And we tried everything, tacos, dumplings, these insane garlic noodles. I still dream about them. And we ended the night sharing a lavender donut under fairy lights. That's what I'm still having. Yeah.

And he laughed at all my jokes. He said I had the best energy. He's been around in months. So yeah, obviously I thought we were viving hard. Yeah. So did you guys kiss or anything? Yeah, yeah. At the end of the night, like, you know, well, actually what happened was like I was wearing like really

strong perfume and he started sneezing a lot and I asked if he was allergic and he goes no no but he started breathing like a pug in a sauna and I was like oh shoot and then I was like maybe I gave him a mild asthma attack like I don't know

but we still kissed goodbye and he didn't die so I figured we were cool the pug in the sauna thing is throwing me girl you do have good energy you're fun Yeah, I am fun. Yeah. Selena is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Justin,

so we're going to call him in just a second and see if he'll tell us why he's a ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But real quick, Selena, why don't you break down your date again and why you think you're getting ghosted? Yeah, I have the most dreamy date. You know, we went to a food truck festival. We ate a lot of stuff. You know, we ended the night with a dreamy kiss.

And I think he might just be ghosting me because of the perfumed. I was wearing, maybe it was too much, you know, and he didn't want to say anything about that. I don't know, but, like, I feel like we had a great date. But he was starting to, what was it, breathe like a pug? A pug and a sauna. Yeah, yeah, pug and his sauna. All right, well, are you ready for us to call the pug in a sauna and see how he's doing? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Justin? Yeah. Justin, how are you? I'm doing okay. Who's calling? This is the Jubal show.

It's a radio show. Hi, Justin. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. What's going on, guys? Not much. Have you ever listened to the show before? I've heard of it, but I haven't listened to it before.

Okay. Guess what, Justin, you're on the show today because we got an email about you. Okay. So we do a segment that's called the first date follow-up. What that is is if you go on a date with someone and you ghost them, they can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting. And you're ghosting somebody so they emailed us about you. Yeah. This is about Selena, right?

Yes, it is about Selena. Look, well, I had a time, but there was just like, there was just something that happened that I couldn't shake. So that's all it was about. Do you have time to tell us what that thing is that you couldn't shake? Yeah. She brought a Ziploc bag, and in the Ziploc bag was just like a fistful of her hair. What? Wait, what?

Yeah. We were having this, like, picnic, and, you know, she pulls out this bag, like, casually. And I thought she was bringing out snacks. Nope, it was her hair Her hair Did you ask her why she had her hair? I think I was just taking it all in. I was just like

Oh, okay. There's got to be a their explanation to this and that's her hair. And like it was as if she was just like taking out like oh yeah like here's the Tuesday pile of hair. Oh. Interesting.

Every day had it so pile? I asked and I guess he's tracking her hair scientifically. I don't know what that means. So many questions. I didn't really ask that many questions, but she said she loses a certain amount of hair every day. And so she collected and she's just checking it for volume and whatever that means. Interesting. She literally said that, look, she told me the amount of hair she loses her And since it was more humid, inhuman weather, I lose, you know, 8, 240 strands a day. And she brought a bag over here.

Who knows that? Okay. First of all, it's not weird. It's data. Hey, Justin, that's Selena. She's on the phone and wants to talk to you. Hi. Do you have something against science or something?

I had no idea how judgmental you are. Selena, why are you on the call? Why am I being ambushed? Look at this. This is ridiculous. I just wanted to know why you were ghosting me. And I can't believe this is your reason. Okay, I am on a hair growth journey.

If you can't handle my routine, you don't deserve the results. Wow. Okay. I don't have to be on the hair growth journey with you. I don't have to be on the hair growth journey. Like, why, like a Ziploc bag of your hair. hair, that's like, that's a boundaries thing. It's not, that's not normal or comfortable for another person you're around to you pulling out sacks of your hair. Like, I don't, you could have done it

like a little more discreetly. I don't care what you do in private. I have nothing against science, but I don't want to be looking at your science. We're having a picnic. Listen, there is nothing wrong with what I am doing. I'm just tracking my shedding. It's responsible. It's called file feedback, okay? All right? It's all right. It's called derange. You're derange. That's a little harsh. I'm curious. You wore ankle socks with slides, so maybe let's not act like you're the pinnacle of the ability. All right. It was a style choice. It wasn't like, at least I wasn't wearing

slippers made pair on my feet. Oh, that's not that much better. Okay. Oh, so that was a style. choice I guess ghosting was a style choice too apparently I was I supposed to handle a Ziploc baggy of hair I mean you kissed her though I mean supportive yeah but that's not something you do on the first aid I don't have to know about all your business and science I don't need to know about anything more your body is working at that point when we're just trying to enjoy a picnic Well, I have to keep it with me to track my hairs as they fall.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be very scientific. That's a good point. Yeah, but I think science could be paused for an hour during a picnic. I can't believe this, Justin. We had such a great time, and you're going to let it go over this. I'm going to have luscious hair, and you're going to be bald. All right. Justin, would you like another date with Selena?

for it. No, I think I'm good. I'm going to be living in fear of being sorted in the spreadsheet. He'd be in the low testosterone, zero-grit column. And you'd be in the cholesterol hair in a villain origin story column. Wow. Hey, Portlandia fans.

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here. The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast. We're launching Podlandia AEO rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made. And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysall, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more. Kyle is going for it here.

You fully improvised, not just words, but a song. Well, I thought you were all going to write a song. I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia. A.O. Rewatch on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nick Totoro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, delivering happiness with Nick Totoro, I deliver pizza to a new guest.

I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody. Exactly out of their mind as I am. And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo. It's called Happiness, delivering happiness.

And many, many more. Open your free High Heart Radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Totoro. And listen now. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week, the news gets worse. The world gets crazier. And Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible,

you're the problem. Do you know I just found out who Sidney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to you're the problem with Yamanika on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J.

And we're the host of everyone watches women's sports, a new podcast from Together in IHeart Women's Sports. We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka, show it out. Shout out to you, Naomi. I've been obsessed with Kashan Rock's boxing journey. She looks good. Her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports

on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.