First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Full Jubal Show from Monday January 26th, 2026
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Guaranteed Human.
How do you know if you have a needy partner?
It's the Jubal Show.
I mean, sometimes it's very obvious.
Right.
Right.
And sometimes you might wonder if it's just you who thinks they're needy.
Because every time they're like, hey, I like you.
You're like, oh, get off.
Gross.
Victoria.
Well, there's one psychologist whose study is going viral about signs that your partner is needy.
So here are the top signs that they say you can tell if your partner
is needy.
They act jealous or possessive.
They say it's okay to feel jealous from time to time,
yet consistent jealousy and possessiveness
are surefire ways to damage trust in a relationship.
This could range from discouraging friendships
to monitoring your texts
or repeatedly accusing you of flirting in innocent scenarios.
I would go on to say that's also kind of abusive.
Yeah, I don't know that I would call that needy so much, though.
Dysfunctional.
Jealousy and needy are like different emotions.
Yeah.
It says, ironically, your partner might suffer from jealousy due to the fear that you'll break their trust.
But in reality, the lack of trust they have in you is what ultimately drives you away.
Or it keeps you trapped because you're being surveilled all the time.
Trust me, I've been there.
But why do you stay in those moments?
Why do I?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, for you, I mean, anybody might relate to that.
But if you know you're being surveilled like that, why do you stay?
Because, well, it used to be because that's what I knew from relationships.
I was going to say,
model for me as a child,
and then grew up
and I was an enabler,
so I made it okay.
Instead of being like,
hey, not cool.
Yeah, instead of thinking it's wrong,
you actually think it's a signal of love.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, okay, that makes sense, actually.
It does?
Yeah, if they care where you are,
they love you.
Taps into the fear from your childhood,
and then you just stay because you're scared.
Oh.
And you don't even know it.
Oh.
Which is weird.
Yeah.
But anyway, I've since learned my lesson since that time,
so that's cool.
So that's cool.
Yeah, so that's fun.
Now I'd be like,
hey, man.
Get out of here.
Not cool.
What are you saying?
Here is another sign.
They say that you can tell if your partner is needy.
They watch your every move.
Also kind of creepy.
Yeah.
But they say similar to blowing up your phone.
A needy partner might also watch your every move.
It could range from going through your email to stalking your social media activity
and even checking your location constantly.
Again, if you haven't betrayed them or broken their trust, the behavior is just isn't warranted or healthy.
Yeah, I don't know if it's a needy.
list as much as dysfunctional.
Yeah.
No, this feels needy.
It usually means that you want their attention, right?
Not that you're trying to completely
uncover everything they're doing.
Control and everything.
Yeah, exactly.
Here's another one.
They lean on you for everything.
It says life is hard enough.
So when you're dating someone who constantly relies on you
for practically everything, it can feel draining.
From emotional support to decision making,
planning, and even chore completion,
an Eighty partner's lofty expectations
can make them seem more like a child.
than a significant other.
Okay, now this is needy.
Yeah.
That is a good example of what needy is.
I would say qualify as needy.
I will say this conversation is making me feel very less needy.
That's good.
That I thought I was.
So guess what?
Not needy.
Healthy over here.
Yay.
A new study that's going viral about how you can tell if your partner is needy.
They disregard your boundaries.
Oh.
Says you should be allowed and even encouraged to have boundaries in your relationship.
Yet needy partners often have trouble.
expecting them.
Perhaps you value personal space, but they keep barging in and intruding your alone time.
Or they may try to interfere in your outside relationships and isolate you from other people in your life.
Again, the isolation part, that moves into the abusive territory.
It says regardless if I was done, boundary crossing is a major red flag.
I've experienced a lot of this too.
And I think part of it might be just being young.
And, you know, you haven't dealt with your own issues.
So you're not aware of what you're feeding into.
So you find yourself in these situations where you're feeling guilty about wanting boundaries.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, no, as you get older, you're like, oh, no, it's okay to not have somebody reading
every text that you sent for the day to find out what you were saying to your co-workers.
You feel bad because you want them to be happy.
So you allow them to intrude on your boundaries when you have to learn to be okay with having
a boundary and then being perfectly okay if someone is upset about that boundary.
And creating trust where you can have that boundary and still trust each other.
I don't know if you're ever going to be okay if you're something.
somebody is upset about the boundary.
You got to have a conversation about the boundary,
but I'm not going to sleep if you're mad at me for having a boundary.
We're having a conversation.
They need constant validation.
That's another way to tell if someone is needy.
There's two on this list that are needy.
Someone struggles with anxiety or not.
We can all use a bit of reasserts from time to time,
but it's not fair to burden your significant other
with constant demands for validation.
Yeah, it just sounds like needy.
But if you're like, this is cute, right?
Or you still love me, right?
That was the one.
If I was a butterfly and I got eaten by a frog, would you still love me?
I'm still cute, right?
Why are you thinking about that right now?
Tell me you love me sometimes.
And the number one thing they say you can tell if you have a needy partner is they blow up your phone constantly.
Even though communication forms the backbone of stable relationships, it's totally possible to go overboard, too.
If you're at work with family, spending time with friends and your partner just starts bombarding you with texts or calls to sign that they're needy.
Plus, if you don't get back to them right away, they become upset or angry.
Yeah.
But if you're the person who is blowing up my phone, what do you think that's making me feel?
Right.
Like, other than, please stop blowing up my phone.
Do you also not get the vibe that I'm not vibing with that?
Do you realize you're being annoying?
Self-awareness is a big deal.
Usually no, because anxiety takes over your body at that moment.
But yeah.
Usually those type of people that will do that are the type of people that if you blow up their phone, they'd be mad at you.
Right.
It's another jubble phone frame.
Weekday mornings on the 20s.
Hey, it's Pete Eakins with .com delivery for Shannon.
Just wondering where you want me to put the goats?
The goat?
The goat?
Quiet down.
Yeah, just where you want me to put them?
Nobody's home to accept the delivery.
It said that needed a signature.
signature but I got other deliveries to make so just let me know where to you know
put them in and I'll just you know you want them in the backyard where you want the
goats wait wait wait wait wait wait I didn't order from you guys
sorry about that these guys hey shut it I don't I wish I knew how to train these guys
to be quiet hold on let me get out of the truck real quick wait a minute where do you
want they're very loud but you already know that I mean you order 12 I'm sorry I'm sorry
I did not order any goats.
Yeah.
I ordered bags from you guys.
I ordered like 12 garden totes.
No.
Like the bags, yeah.
No.
Hold on.
Yeah, let me go check.
Let me get the invoice out of the truck here.
One second.
There, and there they go.
Yeah, no, it says right here.
12 garden, garden goats.
No, no, no, no.
I'm pulling up my email right now.
Shut up.
That little one keeps looking at me and shut it, please.
Hold on, let me get out of the car again.
I'm sorry, what's that?
What are you talking about?
I did not order, no, I didn't order any goats.
I ordered garden toats, like the bag.
Yeah, I got the goats.
I did not order any goats.
I ordered goats.
What's that?
I'm trying to find the email right now of my receipt.
I can't find it back.
I got these 12 goats.
I can't keep them in my truck all day, lady.
Like, I just need to get them out here and get on the road.
I can't get them.
I have nowhere to keep those.
What are you talking about?
Ow!
I have nowhere to keep goats.
Ow.
Ow.
What?
Ow.
Did it, it is biting you?
I cannot send these goats.
One of your goats just bit my hand.
Not mine.
I'm letting them out.
I didn't.
Yeah, I'm just going to put them in the backyard.
And you know what?
I have a half of mine.
Please do that.
I have been, sir, sir, I have been pending this garden for years.
I have things back there that they will destroy, that they will rip apart, that they will absolutely eat.
I got parts of my body that they're going to destroy if I don't get them out of my truck right this instant.
And I have half of mine to sue.
I'm sorry, but maybe you can get out of your truck and get a new job because I did not order any votes.
Get out.
I'm unloading them right now into the backyard.
Do not, sir, I'm not home right now.
I'm not home right now.
Please do not do that.
I did not order any of these.
I cannot keep these.
I'm not a farm.
I can't do this.
You do have a really nice garden.
I got to say, it's beauty.
It's a beaut.
Thank you.
Please leave my home and take your animals with you.
Is this, lady, they're your animals now.
I mean, they're your animals now.
I mean, they're your animals now.
One of them is cute.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
I need a number for your supervisor.
I need a number for your supervisor because I cannot.
Wait, dude, are they, are they in my garden?
Are they in my garden right now?
Are you stupid?
I have to ask.
I'm so sorry.
I have to ask.
Are you stupid?
Because I know my order.
It's really hard to hear you.
Any animal.
I'm sorry?
You know what is it called when the sounds of the bleeding?
It's really loud with all the, hold on one second.
I'm just going to go.
Yeah.
I got, let me close the gate and go around the side so I can get back to the car.
You are f*** up my house and my garden.
Get the fuck out of my backyard.
What are you doing?
For the last time, I did not order goats.
I ordered toast.
12 garden toads.
You are now bringing animals into my backyard.
They're fucking up my entire garden.
Yeah.
You're fucking up my day and my wife.
They're eating everything.
What the what I'm supposed to do?
Right now they're eating everything.
No, get them out of my house.
Hey, Samantha.
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you,
and your husband, Al, set you up.
I'm sorry.
What?
It's a joke.
He said that you ordered a bunch of totes from this garden company that you used and wanted to mess with you.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him and I'm going to kill you.
Oh, my God.
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks.
Weekday mornings on the 20s.
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day.
brought you by Muckleshoot Bingo in Auburn,
your home from Mishingo. It's time for Nina's
what's trending. So there's a new trend
in bars in Japan, which
is where they're not letting certain
people in. Jubal would be one of those
people who would not be allowed in this bar.
I'm trying to pick out why. There's so many reasons.
There's been a few of those in my life, but I know
the reasons why.
You will know the reason why when I
tell you in just a second. But first,
okay, if you're a cheater, you really better
watch yourself and not take your side pieces
to Top Golf because Top Golf accounts
could be making your dating history
public. Who takes their sidebeases to
Top Golf? I mean it's highly possible.
Like, what? It's the number one
date spot for our side pieces.
I think that's her slogan.
Bring your sidepiece.
Top Golf, bring her here.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Well, apparently,
they track every one of your visits
and who you're with. So
there's this one girl who was there and she
looked up at the screen and it had shown that
She had brought multiple dates.
It was actually a girl that brought multiple dates to Topgolf.
So the last three times she'd been there, she was there with a different dude.
And so she's like, wow, you track all of this.
They had all the names.
They had all of everything.
And so now that those screens could be public.
They're busting people.
Weird.
I don't know if they're doing it intentionally or.
Maybe you're a member with them or something.
It doesn't have to be a member.
Or I get that thought you have like a card.
That's right you do, huh?
To access like this.
Just purchase history basically.
I'm not a side piece.
I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
I've never been there.
No, I'm just kidding.
I love Top Golf, but I don't remember.
Good drinks then, apparently.
Yeah.
But just be careful out there.
Another thing you need to be careful of is spam text.
So when you get a spam text, do you ever respond to stop in hopes that these spams will go away?
Yes.
No, you got to respond with like whatever they're asking for.
And then ask them more questions, so you keep them on the line longer.
I'm like, here is my social security number.
whatever.
What's your name?
Victory has a conversation with goodbye.
Okay, well, you guys are all clearly victims because no, the answer is you do nothing.
If you're getting text messages from a company that you work with or it's like you're
getting like ads from, I don't know, Trader Joe's because you shop there all the time and
you don't want to get those anymore, then you reply stop.
But if you reply stop to some random spam text, now you're telling them that there's a real
person on the line.
And now you've been targeted even more.
So should you respond?
This is a bot?
So you shouldn't respond at all.
Ignor it is what the moral of the story here is ignore it.
Why can't you just do that?
She's like, well, what about what about this?
Can I send them a pick?
I wouldn't do that.
I'd ask her name for her.
Meanwhile, she's ghosting guys that she just dated.
But the bots.
Hey, look at this.
Hey, you've been pre-approved for your home mortgage.
What about this home mortgage?
I bet you let this live in your home.
Whoa.
Okay, lastly...
You know it's bad when you get the spammers to stop.
They're like, geez, we never want to text that number again.
I'm like, no.
The new trend in bars in Japan is that they are now not letting anybody over the age of 39 into the bar.
They are age-shaming on the opposite side of the spectrum.
So if you're 20 to 39, you can go to this one bar in particular, but it's starting to like pick up steam to make them like,
Cool bars.
So nobody under the age of 39 is allowed in.
I mean, I did get in trouble by the bartender the other day,
and she made a comment to the guys sitting at the other costs of the bar saying, like,
wow, I wish we could change the age like to 35 here.
What did you do?
Why did the bartender get mad at you?
Victoria.
Because I threw a dollar over the ledge.
Oh, this place.
Oh, that's where you were throwing the dollar down to your friend,
but the bartender thought you were throwing it to them or something?
Yes.
And I wasn't, and she was like, you're not allowed to throw anything from everything.
there and I was like, okay, I'm so sorry.
And then my friends came up and she's like, she made a comment saying she wish she could turn
the age of 35.
And I'm like, well, I wouldn't be here, but neither would have people in here.
You know what?
She's got a point.
A 30 and up bar is something I would go to.
What the heck?
I can't get into one of those.
Well, that would just not be our night.
I think they do have 30 and up bars.
Do they really?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure if you go to Applebee's or like when you go in the bar section, that's where
they're at, you know?
Good point.
Yeah.
Well, there they got cheese sticks, so I'm in it.
Hey.
That is what's trending.
What if mind control is real?
If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of wife would you have?
Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car?
When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings.
Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you?
I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused.
Can you get someone to join your cult?
NLP was used on me to access my subconscious.
NLP, aka neuro-linguistic programming, is a blend of hypnosis, linguistics, and psychology.
Fans say it's like finally getting a user manual for your brain.
It's about engineering consciousness.
Mind games is the story of NLP.
It's crazy cast of disciples and the fake doctor who invented it at a new age commune and sold it to guys in suits.
He stood trial for murder and got acquitted.
The biggest mind game of all?
NLP might actually work.
This is wild.
Listen to Mind Games on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
First date follow-up.
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Mari is on the phone today for a first day follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Evan.
So in a few minutes, we're going to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date.
But before we do that, Mari, tell us about.
your date with Evan?
How long has it been since you talked to him?
It's been four days.
Our date was really amazing.
Four days and you're saying you're getting ghosted already?
Yeah, are you sure?
I feel like if you don't follow up the day after a date,
they're never going to text you.
Oh.
I mean, usually a good date, you do get the follow up, but.
Yeah.
But I will say, but what if he's just busy or, like,
things just got to look crazy.
I don't know. I think four days is a little bit too long to leave someone hanging.
I did follow up with him after, so to not get a response.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So tell us about the date.
It was amazing.
Like, honestly, too good to be true for a first date, maybe.
We went to this cozy little candlelit restaurant.
It was so cute.
One of those cozy booths where you, there's no way to not touch.
So our knees are touching.
We're drinking wine.
We're sharing apps.
I think we both.
I know.
It felt so romantic.
It's just calm, which I think is odd for a first date.
You don't always feel so steady.
You feel nervous.
But there was just this, like, calmness about the whole night.
No, like, worry about eye contact.
And we just felt so connected.
It felt safe.
safe, honestly.
And, yeah,
we're sharing food.
And I think we both kind of acknowledge
that this
could be something.
We kiss
at the end of the night.
And it was just
sweet. It wasn't
rushed or forced.
No awkward. Like,
well, they won't say. It just,
it all sells.
Right.
What could the problem be then?
I mean, that does sound great.
And especially if you guys are feeling safe and comfortable,
that it's not easy to come by.
So what could have happened?
The only thing that I can think of,
and I think that this would be a silly reason not to text me back,
but he said that he was going to be snowboarding the next day,
so he needed to leave at 11.
That's dope.
We were having so much fun, and at 11,
I don't know, I was just feeling kind of silly.
So I kind of put my hands on my head from like, if you go home right now, you're never going to see me again.
And it works.
Like he stayed for like a bit longer.
She ended up leaving at midnight.
So I'm like, not too late.
But he kissed me goodbye and he said that he would call.
And the next day, I texted him and I was just like, I can't wait to hear about all.
all the adventure, like, have fun snowboarding.
And that was four days ago, and I got a robot.
Okay.
Maybe he's, like, on a boys trip, like a boys trip, snowboarding adventure.
But did he tell you he was going on a boy's trip, or was it just like a day?
Well, I assumed it was for the weekend.
He has a full-time job.
So let's go out of the four days.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Mari is on the phone, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Evan.
So we're about to call him Anci Fetellis White.
he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date.
But before we do that, Mari, why don't you break down your date with Evan again for us real
quick?
So I went on the first date with Evan.
It was really calm, quiet, romantic, intimate, so sweet.
We kish.
I asked him to stay out past his bedtime and now he hasn't called me back.
Oh, bad influence.
Well, are you ready for us to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
Hi, man.
Speak to Evan, please.
This is Evan.
Who is this?
Hey, Evan.
How are you?
This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Evan.
I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name is Jubal.
What's up?
Is it a radio show?
No way.
Yeah.
Have you ever listened to the Jubal show before?
I have, actually, yeah.
Okay.
You ever streamed it?
Like on your phone or anything?
Because you can stream it, too.
Side note.
Yeah, I know.
He's like, is that why you called and tell me to stream your show?
No, that's not why I'm calling.
I'm calling today because we do a second on the show called the first date follow-up
where if you go out on a date with somebody and they end up ghosting you,
they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about you, Evan.
Really? Okay.
Any idea who would email us asking us to call you to find out why you're ghosting them?
I mean, I have an idea.
But I want to hear what you got to say.
Okay.
Her name is Mari.
I'm okay.
Okay, and you went out on a date with her about four days ago?
I did, yeah, but I'm not...
This is funny.
I'm not ghosting anybody.
I dislocated my shoulder snowboarding recently.
Oh, no.
Okay.
So you're not ghosting, Marry?
Yeah.
I mean, no, I dissipated my shoulder and wife got pretty bad.
I've been healing, but...
She emailed you guys saying I've been ghosting her for four days.
Yeah.
So you've just been healing up because you hurt your shoulder?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it was a pretty bad accident.
I'm sorry about your accident, but she did text you.
Yeah, she did, but I've been healing from an injury for four days.
I don't know.
I haven't even responded to my mom, you know.
Okay.
All right.
Well, did you like her?
Well, can you handle that right now?
You've been healing for four days.
Well, yeah.
I like her, but this is kind of feeling weird.
Feeling like a little ganged up on and this is, you know, I don't think four days is a long time.
Well, if you're feeling ganged up on right now, Evan, Mari is on the phone and wants to talk to you.
She's here?
Yep.
And she wants to talk to you.
Hi, Evan.
Hey, what's up?
Thanks.
sorry to hear about your snowboarding injury, but you ignored my text.
Um, yeah, I'm, I'm sorry. I'm injured, though, and I've been dealing with a lot.
Oh, poor baby. Do you need some help? Could I come over, maybe?
What? No, um, no, I'm not less snow. This, what? No, I'm, I'm, I'm, thank you.
I appreciate your concern and why you take care of me, but I'm, I'm,
I'm really best when I heal on my own by myself.
I mean, it's not, I'm not trying to be funny.
Like, it's down, that's just who I am.
Okay, you guys are laughing at me too.
Well, that means, you just, you know, you sound like you're very awkward about this situation.
You don't want her to come over and help you?
No, would you want someone to come over after a first date while you're, like, in the worst situation in life?
Like, I don't look good.
I probably haven't showered.
not gonna lie like
Evan if you're hurting
I want to be there to help you
that's what happens in a relationship
I can I don't care
you're really sweet but we're not in a
relationship and I feel
weird talking about this on the radio
front of strangers
I know that but that's where we're
heading isn't it
you could have sent me another text
and I could have probably gotten like
you know through like the clouded
of being on meds.
Probably been like up front and been like,
hey, maybe in a couple weeks.
Like, honestly, I don't think I'm ready to go on a date
for a really long time.
I'm not in a good place right now.
Like, I'm in pain.
I'm on meds.
I'm not myself.
Don't take it personally.
But maybe not do this to the next person.
I think you need to maybe wait.
I can just come over.
Like, I don't need a lot.
No.
No, thank you.
I make a really good thing.
chicken noodle soup and my dad was in an accident when I was a kid I know how to take care of people
you said that you didn't text your mom back I can text her for you I can handle all that for you
just give me your mom's number oh no boundaries yeah just is this is this
you being serious are you just like doing this for show at this point I'm being serious I love you
and you're hurt. I want to beat it.
Hey, uh, okay.
Evan, I got to go. I'm sorry. I don't have time for this.
Mari.
Yeah, goodbye. Oh, no.
Yeah, he's gone. He hung up, Mari.
Mari.
Sorry, that's just how he is, guys. But you heard we'll go out in a couple of weeks and it'll be good.
Thank you so much for getting us back in calling.
Do you have a good friend you can call?
I think it's a time to have a time to have.
a conversation with somebody that can just, you know, really flesh this out with you.
I have an honest conversation.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Jubil's first date follow-up.
What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?
No.
Not even.
I didn't say that.
I was like, why am I even listening to to to begin with?
You're a virgin who can't drive.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia
for John Malaney tickets
and let's meet today's contestant
for you versus Victoria.
Chris, how you doing, Chris?
I'm good, thanks.
Sweet, are you ready to go?
Or what?
I'm ready.
Or what?
I'm ready to go.
Chris, you have a very nice voice.
I was wondering what was going on
with Victoria.
She was like, her eyes got all like
dreamy and she was like looking up into the sky.
I was like, what is she?
Like, is she, like, she caught herself trying to spit some games.
All it was is Chris, your voice mesmerized her.
That's not the wrong with early morning game, right?
I didn't think your voice is really hot, but I was like, last time I said that, I think there was like,
hit all the phone.
I was like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He's like, thanks, I'm 16.
My voice just changed.
Oh, my gosh, no.
Chris, are you, are you a man of legal age?
Yes, I actually just turned 40 like a week ago.
Oh, there you go, Victoria.
Well, not too old for her.
Not for me, though.
I know, Nina's all like, all right, cool, my turn.
Yeah, my turn.
All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio
and while she's leaving, Chris, with the hot voice,
here we go.
30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible
in the sexiest way that you can.
If you don't know, one, just say pass,
and Victoria has to be you outright to win, all right?
Gotcha.
Okay, here we go, Chris.
Your time starts now.
What is the smallest country in the world by land area?
Pass.
What female artist became the first woman inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame?
Madonna.
What architectural style is Notre Dame Cathedral best known for?
Oh, sh-hmm.
Uh, shh.
Pass.
Which language has the longest continuously used written history?
English. I don't know.
All right. We'll bring Victoria back in my God.
Oh, my God.
If I can get her to look at me.
Yeah, these are hard.
All right.
Victoria was like looking down on her phone.
I couldn't get her attention.
She's cheating.
Yeah.
All right.
And Chris, while Victoria gets settled and puts her headphones on and stuff,
I have a question for you.
It's a very personal question.
What's that?
Have you ever streamed the Jubal show before on any device?
I stream you guys all the time, actually.
Hey.
Good answer.
Good answer.
Did Chris get any hotter?
Now Joubles into it.
All the guys out there listening
that are like, man, I wish it could be like Chris,
because Chris called up and he's got both Vanina and Victoria hitting on him.
And he definitely gets all the ladies.
You know why?
Streaming the Jubel show.
There it is.
You hear that, fellas.
All you got to do is get that I-Hart Media app.
The I-Hart Radio app.
Or say it right.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The I-Hart Radio app, stream it,
and you can get anybody that you want.
Hey.
Chris is proof.
Yes.
All right, 30 seconds to answer is when to come.
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass.
And Victoria, you have to beat
Chris outright to win. Are you ready?
Yeah, yes.
All right, Chris, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Go.
What is the smallest country in the world
by land area?
Nope, it passed.
What female artist became
the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Ooh, ooh.
Taylor Swift?
What architectural style is Notre Dame
Cathedral best known for?
Oh, wait.
I don't know. I'm acting like I know this one.
Oh, wait. It's like a, wait. It's like a, what's like a jacket?
Like a, like a, like a crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
No, no, no, wait. Let me think.
Let me think. Let me think.
Which language has the longest continuously used written history?
I don't think I wanted that question.
English? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was the question?
Oh, wait, what? Wait.
Which language has the longest continuously used written history?
Heroglyphics?
Hieroglyphics?
Let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard,
our producer free.
It was a barn burner.
We got Chris with none and Victoria with none.
Whoa. Zero, zero tie.
Chris, that means you won.
Congratulations.
You beat Victoria.
You just got her street.
Yeah.
You did.
Victoria had three in a row, but now she's back to zero.
Oh.
I was really excited about that street too.
If she's going to get smashed by anybody at this game.
Can I think something funny?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Well, it better be funny now, though.
Yeah.
Well, I actually faced Victoria over a year ago, and these questions have got so much harder.
Thank you.
So he smashed you twice.
I did beat her the first time.
Yeah, exactly.
I actually got some right that time.
Wow.
You just.
I think Victoria's perfectly fine with this loss.
All right.
That's you, Chris.
You did get John and the lady tickets just playing.
Let's get the answers now, Nina.
smallest country in the world by land area
is Vatican City. Oh.
Aretha Franklin was the first women
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I apologize for not knowing. You were actually going in the
right direction with this one, Victoria. Gothic architecture
is the style that Notre Dame is.
And then Chinese is the longest continuously used written
language. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
Hyligraphics are pretty old though.
Okay. Right? Wait, how is... Are you joking
with me? No, I mean, they are up for the year.
They are. I just don't know if they're still used.
How is it Chinese is the longest then? I feel like
hieroglyphics is like hieroglyphics
people aren't using those anymore yeah there's nobody
you're still writing that they're still writing
Chinese yes I did I said continuously
use I still use hieroglyphics you do
yeah so that should have been the end
my street could have been continued
okay
Victoria's been training me and I will say
maybe that may be the loss
and the communication between her and I
do see her notes over there and it does look like
just little cave drawings
it's time
to catch
a cheater.
Only on the Jubal show.
Mary is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of three
years named Scott might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can help her out.
Mary sucks to come on the show this way.
But what's up?
Why do you think Scott might be cheating on you?
Oh man.
Yeah, you're right.
So suck.
So basically Scott has or had this work trip that was happening in Vegas.
And, you know, we've known about it for months.
I was actually really excited about it.
So you were going to go with him to the work trip?
Yeah.
We're going to go together.
It was like kind of team building stuff too.
So there was like, you know, fun dinners and spa stuff.
Vegas.
It's still a work conference in Vegas.
The best.
It would be fun.
So, you know, obviously I want to go and looking forward to it.
Oh, and the company pays for everything.
So.
Nothing better.
Right.
However, I, you know, I actually broke my leg pretty bad about a month ago.
So I've been super laid up and obviously I can't, you know, walk around being his own crutches.
They'd be miserable.
Yeah.
So I was like, honey, I'll go next year.
It's going to be a early thing.
It's fine.
Go have fun with your friends because, you know, he works with someone with, like, really good buddies.
And so obviously I was like, you can't miss it.
Like, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Right.
But, you know, ever since he's been back, like, things have been, like, a little weird between us.
And there's just, like, a few things that happened that I was like, really?
Okay.
Like, what happened?
Okay.
So basically, like, for the last day of the conference, he didn't, like, answer his phone at all, which, one, it's super weird because you're at a workplace.
And two, he's, like, super anal about having his phone on all the time.
and, you know, like, he got home, when he got home, I asked him about it, and he's like, oh, it died.
I was too busy.
And I was like, it just like, I don't know, it seemed really shady, right?
Okay.
Yeah, that's kind of weird if you're in Vegas or something like that and your significant other is not reachable.
But if he said at a work conference, though, isn't that kind of what you do?
And, like, usually, like, if he's away on workstats, he'll FaceTime me, like, before bed and be like, hey, babe, good night, wish you were in this awesome muchover, you know?
like something.
Right.
But, you know, it's weird because since he's been back, you know, I noticed on his phone
that, you know, he's been getting text messages from somebody called Vegas Buddy.
Oh.
It just says Vegas Buddy.
Yep.
Okay.
It's like a little inside jokes.
Miss you already.
Oh.
It says miss one.
Okay.
So you actually read some of the messages.
No.
I did.
I know.
I'm terrible.
No, you're not terrible.
It's his fault.
He made you do it.
Okay, so texting somebody named Vegas Buddy and miss you already.
That's not okay.
And then it gets worse.
What?
Okay.
Yeah.
He's also not, side note, he's not usually like super active on social media, but lately
he's been like liking this girl's like pictures all over the place and, you know,
he never talks about her.
Definitely don't recognize her from his job.
And I don't want to like keep nagging him about it.
So I just, you know, didn't ask about it.
But like all of this together just feels really weird.
Oh, yeah.
I'd be in her DMs right now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not crazy for this.
No, miss you already.
That's it.
And liking the photos.
Now you see who it is.
Yeah.
This is, he's sloppy.
That's stupid.
Like, I'm so sorry.
You're hiding something.
Very sweet.
And then my rights busted.
Come on.
Yeah.
No, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, but it's not always this obvious to me.
Crazy.
Seems very obvious.
Right in the middle of to catch a cheater.
And if you're just joining us, Mary is on the phone.
And she suspects that her boyfriend of three years named Scott might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say that every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
And we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Mary, or to somebody else.
But first, Mary, why don't you break down your situation for us again quickly?
Yeah, so basically, Scott had a work trip in Vegas that we're both super pumped for.
Unfortunately, I broke my leg, cannot go on the trip.
And since then, he's been acting super shady, getting text messages from his new Vegas buddy
and being weird on social media.
And he didn't call me.
Like, you didn't call so good night.
He was like, didn't have his text right away.
But one of the texts that you read from Vegas Buddy was miss you already.
Um, yeah.
So one of the text messages he got from his biggest buddy was like, miss you already.
Can't wait till next time.
Yeah, that's shady.
Nope.
There is not a dude.
Are you ready for us to call him?
Nope.
I guess so.
Here we go.
Hey, this is Corbett calling from B.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Scott.
Yeah, this is Scott.
Hi, Scott.
Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
Thank you so much for shopping with us.
You're this month's winner.
What?
Well, maybe you don't know.
Every single month we choose one rewards card member randomly that wins a free gift
from us and this month you've won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 50 United States, absolutely free.
Sure, okay, yeah.
Let me ask you a question really quick.
Uh huh?
Yeah, heads or tails?
Uh, tails.
Tails?
Tails.
Tails, okay, so let me just look up an address really quick.
Never mind about that first one, just a second.
Oh, all right.
Well, do you know the first and last name of the person that you want us to call?
Yeah, oh, I only have the first name.
Okay, never mind.
Let's just, yeah, let's just go to the first girl.
That's fine.
Okay.
Oh, so you were choosing between.
I see.
Okay, yeah.
So the first girl, what was her name?
Yeah, it's Emily.
Uh-huh.
Are you fucking kidding me, Scott?
Seriously, two girls?
Scott, this is the Jubil show.
It's a radio show, actually.
Yeah, hi, I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
My name's Jubal, and we do a segment call to catch a teeter
where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to,
and that is your girlfriend of three years, Mary, on the phone.
Wow.
What?
Well, oh, God, okay.
Um, so you, there's, there's no flowers.
You're, you're, you're, I'm on the radio.
Yeah, but I think that's like the least of your issues right now.
Yeah.
All right.
What's the, what's the going on?
Who's Emily?
Oh, a friend?
What, what do you mean?
How many girls are there?
Yeah, this is bull, got, do not, whatever you're going to do, like, stop.
You come back from Vegas.
You don't answer your phone while you're there.
You don't.
call me good night you did you're super shady about your you know social media and
Instagram and then and then you're texting your Vegas buddy you what is going on
what you're looking at my phone you check what the hell are you doing Mary well
you're just so stupid you have somebody called Vegas buddy they miss you already
I like come on at part at least give me like a believable name be like Bob so
What is wrong with you?
You're so dumb.
And what?
You're splitting a bouquet of flowers?
Like, who the f***es other person that you're sending it to?
It's not me.
You don't know her last name?
Like, what are you doing?
Who is that?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, Mary?
You know that.
That's the rule.
No, no.
No.
We've been together three years.
That does not apply.
I want to know the truth.
Oh, God.
I got to be.
honest Mary some stuff happened when I was on a work trip in Vegas all right we got we got a
little we got a little wild and I met this girl and we partied for a few nights and
and that was the one I was going to send flowers to that's that's Emily I'm sorry okay
okay so that's Emily but who's the other girl what the fuck got the other girl the other girl
was a dancer at a strip club and yeah I didn't I didn't know I didn't know her last name
glossy's got real real classic Vegas boy here yeah wow wow dude let me let me just
get this straight well you're in Vegas you cheat on me with some girl named Emily and
Jen you f*** around with some stripper and I'm home I mean I didn't I didn't actually
around that that didn't happen but i mean you know shut up scott shut up i'm home by myself with a broken
leg you know worried about you what if something happened he doesn't work you always did
text his phone he always answers his phone like you dude we've been together three years like you are
you're such a piece of shit wow you know what good luck with your stripper friends like good luck
nothing happened mary nothing i don't hear it you know like nope
Just shut the fuck up.
Nothing happened with the stripper and the other girl or something happened with the other girl but not the stripper.
You said you had one.
Nothing happened.
You're back pedaling.
Like just just just you have nothing.
Bocaine is wild Mary.
Wow.
And you're doing what?
I didn't know you did that.
I don't know you.
Obviously I don't.
I don't do it.
It was Vegas man.
You know.
Nope.
Yeah, I've been to Vegas, dude.
And I'm not.
You know what, strippers and doing drugs?
You know what?
I'm fucking done.
And I'm telling you, your mom.
You know what?
I'm going to call your mom, you piece of shit.
And I'm going to tell her about all this.
We're done.
We are done.
Don't call my fucking mom, Mary.
Like, you're not going on the radio.
Go f*** so.
Oh, wow.
The jubel shows.
To catch a cheater.
What if mind control is real?
If you can control the behavior of anybody around you,
What kind of life would you have?
Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car?
When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings.
Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you?
I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused.
Can you get someone to join your cult?
NLP was used on me to access my subconscious.
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for murder and got acquitted. The biggest mind game of all, NLP might actually work. This is wild.
Listen to Mind Games on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
One of the world's most hated celebrities just bought a full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal to say,
my bad.
And some people are calling it a huge step for them and others are saying it's just another PR stunt and we shouldn't believe them.
I'll give you one hint on who it is.
Blakely.
They made Taylor Swift famous.
Oh.
Yes.
I'm talking about Kanye West.
People are talking about it say because Kanye West took out a full-page ad in the Wall Street.
Street Journal to say that he's
sorry for the things that he's done.
Well, at least he picked the Wall Street Journal
and it wasn't like People Magazine or something like that.
I was just like thinking like, why the Wall Street Journal?
Nobody's going to read that.
Yeah.
Very different reactions to that.
I'm here for financial advice, not this.
We'll go over what Kanye said in his apology
and you can see if you agree.
Text in 4106.1.
That's 4106.1.
Let us know if you think that he's sincere
or if you're like some other people
and just saying it's another publicity stunt.
and the next page will be something terrible that he takes out in the Wall Street Journal.
But here's what Kanye West said.
25 years ago, I was in a car accident that broke my jaw and caused injury to the right frontal lobe of my brain.
At the time, the focus is on the visible damage, the fracture, the swelling, and immediately, an immediate physical trauma.
The deeper injury, the one inside my skull, went unnoticed.
In that fractured state, I gravitated toward the most destructive symbol I could find, the swastika, and even sold T-shirts bearing it.
Remember when Kanye West was selling those t-shirts?
That was insane.
One of the difficult aspects of having bipolar type one are the disconnected moments, which many of them I cannot recall, that led to poor judgment and reckless behavior and oftentimes feel like an out-of-body experience.
I regret and am deeply mortified by my actions in that state and am committed to accountability, treatment, and meaningful change.
It does not excuse what I did, though.
I'm not a Nazi or an anti-Semite.
I love the Jewish people.
to the black community, which held me down through all the highs and lows of the darkest times.
The black community is unquestionably the foundation of who I am, and I'm so sorry to have let you down.
I love us.
P.S. I still made Taylor Swift famous. It says that in there.
Yeah, you're adding.
We're going over Kanye West's apology page that he just took out in the Wall Street Journal.
He says in early 2025, I fell into a four-month-long manic episode of psychotic paranoid and impulsive behavior that destroyed my life.
as the situation became increasingly unsustainable.
There were times I didn't want to be here anymore.
Having bipolar disorder is a state of constant mental illness when you go into a manic episode.
You are ill at that point.
And when you were not in an episode, you are completely normal.
And that's when the wreckage from the illness hits the hardest.
Hitting rock bottom a few months ago, my wife encouraged me to finally get help.
It says, I found comfort in Reddit forums of all places.
Kanye West is on Reddit?
Just hanging out in the forums?
That's crazy.
different people
speaking of being manic or depressive
in episodes
and of a similar nature
I read their stories
and realized that I wasn't alone
my words as a leader in the community
have a global impact and influence
in my mania
I lost complete side of that
as I find my new baseline
and new center through
effective regime of medication therapy
exercise and clean living
I have a newfound
much needed clarity
I'm pouring my energy
into positive meaningful art
music clothing design
and other ideas
to help the world
I'm not asking for sympathy or a free pass, though I aspire to earn your forgiveness.
I write today to simply ask for your patience and understanding as I find my way home with love.
Yay.
Some people are saying that's just another publicity stunt, and we shouldn't believe him.
Some people are saying it's a good move.
I think it's extremely healthy and helpful.
There's a lot of things that were said and done on his behalf that are unforgivable in a lot of ways.
But the fact that he's being open and honest about seeking help and getting the
the medications and the treatment that he needs.
Yeah.
I can only be positively, you know, supportive of that.
I hope he stays on his medication and stays on it, though, because that's what happens with Kanye West.
He'll be on his meds.
He'll be fine.
And then he goes off them because I think he feels like they help him.
They numb his creativity a bit.
So then he'll go to his ranch, go off his meds, and then just go completely off the deep.
Well, that's why he does need to earn everybody's forgiveness and earn that trust.
by showing us that he can consistently do that
because when he's not is when he's completely negligent
and hurts a lot of people.
So I do appreciate him explaining himself.
But that, not to like poke holes in his story,
but that accident that he is referencing
happened in the early 2000s
and then it didn't, it didn't like manifest
until just a couple years ago.
I mean, you know, if it's brain injury,
I think what he was referring to in there
is that it was a brain injury that wasn't diagnosed.
It was only the physical damage that was diagnosed.
And he was never treated for it.
And it just got worse.
Yeah.
And if you have, you know, manic episodes and all those other things that are, you know,
involved with obviously what he's been going through, it just kind of spirals and spirals.
He's not taking his meds.
He's not taking any treatment seriously.
He's just chaotic.
Yeah.
A lot of critics have pointed out that the past apologies didn't prevent further behavior like
that.
So they're hesitant to accept Kanye Westapol.
in the Wall Street Journal.
Well, I'm glad that he did acknowledge, though,
that people do need to earn it.
So, like, consistency is going to be everything.
Yeah, that's what I liked about his apology, you know,
because, yes, you can have actions that you can't control really with your mental illness,
but they are still your actions, right?
Like, I have complex PTSD.
If I react in a way that I don't like to react, I'm not going to be like,
hey, you have to forgive me because I have this.
It's like, I know that I have it.
It's my job to manage it.
It doesn't give me a pass to be an a hole.
Yeah, right, right.
And so I'm glad he didn't.
Accountability.
Yeah, you guys should just write off everything I said because of that.
So we'll see.
Yeah.
But could you imagine if you were on Reddit and you see Kanye West?
I know.
It's on your Reddit?
I was like, kind of like, cool.
I'll be like, wait, it's super funny.
This is not really you.
I was like, wait, you have to make me famous.
Like, let's go.
Is he on there as Kanye?
Yeah, you don't picture of sitting on a couch looking at Reddit all day.
Yeah.
Especially under an alias and it says, I am Kanye West.
Yeah.
You're like, no, you're not.
Dude, seriously, get off.
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It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Ladies, are you wearing your Lulus today?
I'm sorry, what?
Yeah, better look, check.
Are you wearing your Lulu lemons?
I'm wearing.
Oh, I am.
Oh, you are?
Should I not be?
I think this isn't exactly applied to yours, Jouble, but they are in the news again,
and I will tell you which collection you got to watch out for with Lululemon,
or you will be a headline.
What?
Why?
I'm going to tell you in a second.
That was good.
But first, but first, did you experience any type of outage with your TikTok lately?
Has your TikTok been acting up?
I was out yesterday.
You were having issues yesterday?
I think mine was down for like three hours.
Was that your Wi-Fi?
No, it was TikTok.
Okay.
I'm here to validate you.
It was TikTok.
And the reason for that is if you have not heard, the U.S. has officially taken over its own TikTok.
So now we've got our own.
And it's great and they're already screwing up.
Yeah.
Dang, that's so true.
It's backed by Oracle, and I guess they have this new safety feature or people that are, not people, but a company that's overseeing all the safety features.
So during this transition, there was all kinds of technical fallout with everybody's TikToks, which makes a lot of sense because the other day I was feeling really upset when I went on.
It was trying to tell me I wasn't the real Nina.
Oh, really?
And I was like, what?
I don't post enough for this to even be an issue.
So that it was reviewing all the posts.
Yeah, it's because of this.
Yeah.
They had to download new.
spyware onto their program
now that's being controlled here. Just in case you
think our government doesn't also throttle
the narrative so you don't see everything,
that's what they were doing. The U.S. took it
over and they're like, all right, let's go take down all the things we don't
like. That was part of it, the under review, yeah.
So now everything is under
reviewed because it's owned by the U.S.?
Well, it's supposed to be back in action right now, but if there's
any other glitches that do pop up
or if you find your stuff under review,
don't freak out, just know it's because
the U.S. owns it now and they're working out the
Kings. Let the shadow bends.
Come in. I tried to delete
my account yesterday and I couldn't.
Really? Yeah, I was trying to delete it all
day yesterday. Why? Why?
We let you do that? Because of
I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but I'm just
not down with it. So I
started deleting it and when I started
deleting it, it kept giving, it said
that it was sending me a code to
finalize the delete. Yeah.
And I never got the code. And so I
kept doing it and it kept saying it was sending me the code.
And then like 15 to 30 minutes later, it would send me the code saying it was only valid for five minutes.
So it was already expired.
And I was in this loophole.
I've had that happen to me before.
I was in this loophole all day yesterday.
And then finally had the right code line up and I deleted it.
Oh, they made it so difficult.
Actually, you're not the only person.
There was a whole article about how people are dropping off a TikTok because of whatever your conspiracy is that you're thinking of.
Yep.
But I don't get, we took over our version of TikTok because we said, like, we don't want people to have.
having like eyes on us.
We only want our eyes on us.
Now they don't trust our eyes.
Only our government wants to track our citizens.
We don't want another government tracking our citizens.
But if I was another government.
As a government, we want to track their citizens.
Anyway, go ahead.
Does it make sense now?
Yeah.
But as citizens, now you're not sure that you want that tracked.
Well, I don't know if I'm another government watching what we're doing over here.
I'm just like.
I mean, honestly, I don't care guys.
Come watch me.
I'm not doing anything.
You might like it.
You're going to find like fuzzy pandas on my feet.
It's a funny joke.
It would be the same reason that
aliens don't really make contact.
They come down here, they swoop up one of us
and they're like, wow.
Yeah, I don't want to talk to those guys.
Same thing with other countries, they're probably like, man, those Americans,
just just leave them alone.
Right.
For real.
They're making TikToks.
They're good.
Now our TikTok messed up.
Come on.
It's temporary.
Don't worry about it.
Here, this will make you feel good.
The cutest mom-in-laws have already been hanging out.
Gotta love Andrea Swift and Donna Kelsey.
They went to Park City, Utah together to go and enjoy.
What's that one festival that's there right now?
Sundance.
They went to Sundance and there's all these really cute pictures of the moms.
I'm usually not here for the moms, but these two are really cute together.
That's freaking cute.
I know.
I love that.
Travis Kelsey's mom was on The Trader's show for a minute.
That was so funny, though, because some of my friends who watch it, they were like, man, I never thought that sweet old lady.
First off was Travis Kelsey's mom.
Second off, that she was a traitor.
And I was like, I don't know what this show is about.
or anything, but I was like, yikes.
Yeah, she stuck out because, you know, everybody on that show is extra.
They find, like, Lisa Renna and all these reality show people.
And then it was just your grandma basically hanging out.
In the midst of it all.
She does seem cute.
Okay, now Lulu Lemon is in the news again because their new Get Low collection apparently
is see-through.
I don't know how they didn't get this figured out the first time.
So people are saying that they are not squat-proof.
So if you're squatting or bending over, they are see-through.
So I guess that's how to you.
you do the test. You bend over and take check, you know, take a little looky look to see.
But I don't know. I think this is kind of just part of their jam now.
Is it leggings and, because sometimes they have like work pants. Like my brothers wear their
pants to work apparently. So is it like a work tire? It's their get low collection,
which is for working out. Okay. So it's more of a. It features seamless technology to provide
a sculpted look and feel weightless, fast drying fabric. Yeah, almost naked. Yeah.
Yeah. And provides a peep show.
So some people might like it
But either way, they've recalled it
It's not available online
It's awkward when that happens
I've been at the gym before
There's been somebody working on in front of me
Who's having the same thing going on
And it's awkward
You're like, oh, where do I look now?
I'm like, I don't want to look
But also
Like, it's like, I'm right there
But I don't want to look
Because I don't want to look anyway
But then also it's kind of like
You're at the gym too
So it's like gross
And if you're on the treadmill
Like where do you look?
Yeah, yeah
It's more awkward for all of you guys.
I mean, if you're wearing them, who cares?
That's what I mean.
It's awkward for people looking at it.
I don't.
But I have to be on this machine right here, and there's sticking it right there.
I don't know where else to look.
I know I'm going to wipe down the machinery.
That's for a shirt.
You just pay so much money for these things, too, so you want them to work.
Anyway, that is what's trending.
Jubils.
Dirty little secret.
Hello?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Yes, I do.
Sweet, what is it?
All right, so a few nights ago, me and my buddies got together to throw a surprise party for one of our friends.
It was a 30th birthday.
That's nice.
Yeah, it was, you know, I went back, I went to college with these guys back in the day.
So we get together, we have a party.
I mean, we're getting super drunk, doing all crazy kinds of drugs, like back in the day.
things get a little funky
So, you know, obviously the party starts getting a pack
My boys invite their girls over
You know, starts getting, you know, nice and fun in there
Later that night, I'm in the backyard
And what's crazy is my best friend's girls out there
She also had a few drinks
She's like hanging out next to me on a porch and whatnot
And out of nowhere we end up making out
And I don't know what to tell my best friend at this point, you know
for me it's awkward.
But the thing is, she's texting me.
So I don't know what to do right now.
So she's still trying to make it happen?
Yeah.
She's just like being super friendly, just texting me back and forth.
For me, it's awkward.
So I've been like, you know, just kind of going along with the situation,
but trying to be careful because she's my best friend's girl.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, can you just remind her that she's got a man and that he is your best friend?
Yeah, I mean, I can.
But what's crazy
It is that
I hung out with my boy
Last night
And the thing is
I feel like he's starting
And I don't know if he saw
Some messages
Between me and her
But he was like
Do me
You should hang out
All together
With his girl
I don't know if he's
Kind of hinting at a threesome
Or whatnot
But that was the idea
I started getting it in my head
So now I'm sitting here
Like
Hmm
What should I do
Should I just like
Go along with it
Just come out
Tell him
And see if we can pull this off
or not, you know?
I'm thinking about it.
It sounds like you are
legit thinking about it.
I mean, could you do that?
Like, are you open to sharing with your best?
I don't want to ruin things.
It's not going to be a nice friendship anymore, you know?
What if she ends up liking me more?
Like, she's like that get complicated.
Me, I want to do it.
It's not going to affect me.
I don't know if that's my first thought, to be honest.
It'd be like, I don't want to ruin my friendship with my friend,
but a good second thought would be,
what if they like me more than,
my best friend.
Yeah, exactly.
So right now that's where I'm stuck.
I don't know.
It's a hard decision.
I'm thinking about it.
I might do it.
All right.
Well,
do their self.
Whatever you decide,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Nice name.
All right.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
What's your dirty little secret?
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