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Episode Date: February 12, 2026

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And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. Hi. And the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee, who loves collecting sneakers almost as much as he loves his college-age daughter. Producer Freeze. What up, though. And then there's me. I'm Jubal, and this is the Jubal Show. And it's a time of week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives.

So Nina, what's up with you this week? Well, this morning, I took the wrong pill. So I'm one of those people that has a very full drawer of vitamins. I love them. I'm a sucker. I buy everything because, you know, I just want to be healthy and on my wellness game. Well, this morning, I popped a pill, and as I swallowed it, it tasted like strawberry, and I was like, wait a second. This is not my B vitamin.

This is melatonin. The opposite of what a B vitamin will do for you. What do you can tell by the taste? Yeah, because I have those little strawberry chewable melatonins that you take to help you sleep at night. But instead, this morning, I swallowed the strawberry, and I'm standing there, I'm like, do I throw up? Yes. What am I supposed to do right now to get through the rest of the day? So I've kind of been in a trance all morning.

Are you tired? I'm here. Yes, I'm very sorry. But I'm like, not here. So I've been like asking chat and Googling all these different ways to fight the melatonin. And it's like, stretch, drink your water. I've had six shots of espresso. And my eyes are still like, you're going to pass up open.

But it's all right. I'm here. We're powering through it. It's like kind of fun. I'm in the twilight. I bet it feels like weird. Like you're hallucinating a little bit. A little bit.

Kind of asleep. Yeah. She looks so excited about it. It's like I'm dancing the line of reality. I can say what. whatever I want and blame it on the strawberry. Victoria, what's up with you this week? Well, I have been tasked with the challenge for my friends to,

I have to plan like an event when I get back from Mexico. Most of because I keep saying I want to go out, I want to go dance, whatever. And my friends have noticed that like, I'm not a good planner. Like, I let everyone else plan. Right. And what just made me realize, whatever I find a man, I need it. Like, he moves to be type A to a T. Like, homie's going to have to plan everything.

I need him to, like, jump. Like if we're walking down a street, am I going right left or a street? You're just going to be told what to do, where to go? Yes. And I will follow, okay? Like, I'm not a follower. So, just tell me where to go. That's going to be a problem for you.

Yeah, I know about it. Now I'm in task that I'm going to send a party full out to all my friends to go out. A party what? Party full. It's like a little like invitation you get on your phone, like a text message. It's like usually people will do it for parties, but I'm just going to do it. Okay, so you've planned that part of it. You've planned that way you're going to send it, but you don't know what you're doing.

No. Not yet. Right now it's just a blank text. Good luck. Get to Mexico first. All right, producer freeze. What's up with you this week? I'm trying to determine whether or not I want to close my hinge account after only

using it for what, two weeks. That quick? Oh my gosh. No, you're fine. Don't. Okay, tell me why. Because the young lady that I was speaking to, well, she's not young, but I'm saying that in a complimentary way.

That's what's not. She's my age. I'm glad you clarified. She's my age. That sounded creepy. That's why I had to clarify. This is why. Yeah, maybe I'm just putting my foot in my mouth.

That's the problem. But we had some conversations. She gave me her number willingly, and we started having text conversations, and it was going very well. And then I noticed on my hinge account that her account disappeared. Oh, she had a match.

And then she kind of has been texting, but it's gotten been real scarce. If her account disappeared from your... I mean, either she unmatched you or she deleted it, but... chances are she unmatched you. Oh, thanks. I appreciate that. Instead of deleting your account, like, I feel like she would have just, like, unmatched...

But we're still texting. That's the thing. So you're still texting. So you're still texting. That's the interesting part. There's another guy in the picture. Have you plans to go out? No, I've been trying, and I actually hadn't called her, and I was like, I haven't actually

taking the initiative to actually call. Yeah. Maybe that's something she's waiting on. So I made the call and it went straight to voicemail. And I was like, all right, well, you know, I left the message. I was, hey, I'm just checking to see if you wanted to make plans, spend a couple weeks or whatever. You should text her a video of you crying this weekend.

You'd be like this. You could be next to me, but you're not. No, but my point with Valentine's Day was I was acknowledging the fact that that was a bad weekend to be doing it. I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot of layers here. Your screen. You got a lot of pool on here.

speculation around it. Even with all the speculation around it, I totally get why you want to get off-hand. Dating. Right. I'm like, I'm like, just live and go and meet people as you go, you know what I mean? Well, Jubal, what's going on with you? I'm just, I'm annoyed because I got banned. I go on TikTok live at least three times a week on my TikTok.

If you haven't followed me, go ahead and do it. Just type of my name. You should be able to find it. I don't remember what. I think it's Jubal Fresh Zero. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, I go on. TikTok Live a few times a week and I got kicked off and banned until next week.

I'm annoyed about it because it's nothing. That's the thing. It's so frustrating for me because I don't feel like I can ever do anything without getting some sort of ramification from it, like some sort of consequence. All I was doing was talking about my feet because somebody in the comments said, show us your feet. And I said, no, I'm not going to show you my feet. And then I said, by the way, if I did want to show my feet on the Internet, I wouldn't do it here on TikTok.

I'm literally saying I wouldn't do it. I said I wouldn't do it on TikTok. I would set up my own website. And every night I would have my feet perform Shakespearean plays. Which sounds pretty cool. And then as soon as I said that, I got a thing that came up. My live dropped out and it said, you've been banned from TikTok live for a week for nudity. I did not get nude, though.

Yeah. They had to think you were selling your body or something. Yes, that's frustrating, man. Anyway. Can you say that on the air then? I'm just kidding. Yeah, right? Yeah.

It's like a band for nudity, which makes me want to post a nude picture on TikTok just because I'm like, you guys. I'm not going to do it. Yeah, don't. But it's very frustrating. That is frustrating.

Oh, that's true. Yeah, but and banned for a whole week. Romito, Romito. Where for a lot, thou, Romito? Because it's feet? Romito. Bro. For Juliet.

What? Why do you? It's another Jubal phone frame. Day mornings on the 20s. Yeah, it's don't, dude. What's up? Just calling a jack-in, touchpaces, or whatever, you know? I'm sorry.

What is this regarding? Is this Ray? Yeah. Y'all, what up, Ramundo? Is it short for Raimundo? No. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, anyway, Ray, this is Donk,

and I'm going to be watching your tots Valentine's Day. I guess you got some big plans or something like that. So I was giving your number until to give you a call, kind of get the rundown on, you know, what's going on, like how to watch your kids or whatever. Right. Okay. Well, yeah, I mean, Becky's 7 and Dan.

he's five um who uh my my kids oh yeah yeah yeah okay cool your friend of sherrills right my wife charles yeah yeah yeah and apparently like uh they were saying you made some valentine's day plans or whatever you needed uh someone to come over and you know watch the tots so it's all good yeah so um don't's at your service bro like what i'm just want to get a rundown like what you need from me like, you know, any sort of workout routine or anything like that, I got that. Work, work, no, no. Like, I can do like calisthenics or anything before bad. No, no, the kids just need you to feed them.

We're going to order pizzas for them. Oh, yeah, no, no. No, yeah, that's the plan. Yeah, no, dude. You know, like empty carbs. would be what that is you know what I mean so like I try to set

kids that I babysit for like Oh yeah no no These are our kids And we're gonna feed them What we're gonna feed them Yeah not a good idea bro Like I was thinking more of a protein Phil maybe some um

Talapia No no no yeah see The plan is they're getting their pizza Yeah they're gonna watch a movie And they're going to bed Yeah no tilapia no rice That's not happening yeah Yeah these are our kids

We're gonna figure out Okay so you're like you're cool if they just live a sedentary lifestyle. Have you ever watched kids before? So, Doc has never actually officially babysat before, but, like, I do work as a personal trainer. Wait, you never babysat before? Is it cool if I also, like, have my date came over?

You want to bring a date over? No. No. Yeah, but, like, you know, after I put the kids to bed, because, like, I told this chick that I'm saying, you know, that, like, I rented an Airbnb for Valentine's Day. Airbnb Yeah

And so like the thing that happened is like I didn't jump on it quick enough So I couldn't find Airbnb And then I was talking to your wife's friend At the gym and I was like Dude I need a place to be able to you know Like have my Valentine's Day fun or whatever And like she was like well my friends need a babysitter

And I was like dope Do they have a nice couch? Because like that Will not do anything in your bedroom bro I promise you that So you're a trainer You're not even a babysitter and you just want to get laid in my house.

Just on the couch, dude, and maybe the kitchen. No fucking way, dude. There's no fucking on my couch. That's not happening. Forget it. Okay, but I heard you have a hot tub? No, you're not doing anything in my hot tub. You're supposed to be babysitting my kids.

Yeah, dude, and I will, like, Donk will do a great job of babysitting your tots, you know? No worries. sound like you know what you're doing, my friend. Have you ever even been around kids before? I've, no, dude. Honestly, I've never, but I've had a few scars, you know, where I thought I was going to be a dodot tail. Like, I've read up a little bit on it. You're a piece of work, man.

Don't ever tell me again, you, idiotic, bro, surfer, idiot, workout, jothead, bitch. Don't do some pedalbell. Hey, Ray, this is actually Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone prank on you. And your wife set you up. No. It's a joke. Oh my God. She said that you guys made Valentine's Day plans for the first time in years and needed somebody to watch your kids.

So she wanted donk to do it. Oh, man. Thank God. I was, I was starting to picture that some dude was going to come over to my house and pretend my kids were his and my house was his and my car was his. I was already worried about the stains on the sofa. Wow. Wake up every morning with Stubel phone pranks. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day.

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The reason why this is so interesting is because there are so many other lawsuits much like this one that are pending. And so this is kind of like a test trial to see if these other people that are, you know, filing these lawsuits have any legs. So the plaintiff is arguing that the companies are using mental health problems on a large scale on purpose to make these things addictive. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. algorithms are not good for you. No. And then this part, the same woman, this Northern California woman who's started this case has already settled out of court with Snap and TikTok.

Oh, wow. So now she probably made a bunch of money on that. She probably did. And that's part of the thing. What's that called presidents? Yeah. You're right? That's a precedent.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I guess so. So now they're dealing with meta to see what happens there. But I just don't know if there's enough money to pay out all of the people who would like to be in on this. Would that make it a class action? I mean... Yeah, and then everyone will get like 50 cents.

Right. I signed up for one of those things one time. It was a big company. I think I got a check for like 3.39 or something like that. I mean, it's no surprise that they've made it that way. Everything is made that way. Yeah. Everything.

Yeah? Like even Netflix is made to, like, be addicting. They gamified it. They added games on there even that you can play, literally. So you don't know the brain science behind it. It hits your reward centers. Every time you go on Netflix, there's something new. So it hits your reward centers.

So you get a little dose of serotonin, even if you don't notice it or not. And then you start to get addicted to that. And then you have companies that who... I enjoy it, I guess. Yeah. But companies that started is one thing that all of a sudden are doing everything because they've got people locked in with those algorithms. And everything is to market to you. Yeah.

It's all marketing. Of course. It's all about money. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of money, people are on Polly Market. Have you checked out the latest bets that are making people lots of money or they're trying to make money off? I know.

Okay, so the new one is the odds of Jesus Christ returning in 2026 have gone up on Polly Market. That's a dumb bet to make because when that happens, you're not going to be able to cash in on that. I mean, everything is ending when that happens. What are you going to use the money for? Well, and that's what it is. It's like, are you betting on that that's happening? And they're saying that a lot of people actually believe that we are doing anything we can to make this the end of times at any cost, which is terrifying. But last year in 2025, this same bet made $3.3 million.

What? So whoever's running Polly Market is just, I mean, this is another one of those examples. You are just really laughing at all of us. Right. Because these bets are not smart. Take our money. Why don't you? That's so insane.

It is. You guys, stop giving your money away. Yeah. It's just everything. Like, I know there's a lot of people who are invested in the crypto stuff or whatever, but it's like, it just seems like we're creating these ways to make money, and then they're making money for somebody. But it's not us. It's not us.

I think there's still something to crypto, though. I think there's some people that do have. No, there's definitely investments and whatnot with crypto. Yeah, because it can be used as currency online. Right. You can use that. But there's different things such as what you're talking about, where it's just another way for some high fluton stock guy to make money off of.

I just can't believe nobody would think through that specific back. All right. So what if you're right? What are you going to do with the money? Yeah, exactly. Honestly, that says everything. And lastly, TikTok's new favorite food is pie, but why pie is trending so much is because they're saying that Ace Hardware has the best pie out there.

Ace Hardware. I didn't even know they sold pie. I didn't either, but that makes me like, I'll go on the next road trip to Ace Hardware just to try it. I was just in an Ace Hardware. I didn't see pie. I'm going to not see pie. Will you do that, please? They're going to start streaming movies too.

They're going to start streaming movies at Ace Hardware real soon. I think this is great. I love pie. Where's the pie section? I don't know. Where are the refrigerators? That's going to be my question today. Well, it's like at Costco, though.

They have the hot dogs and all that stuff. And then at Home Depot also has the hot dogs. They're just the skinnier hot dogs. And now Ace Hardware's got pie. I've spent a lot of time in Ace Hardware's over the years. You miss the pie. And I have not seen one pie. I've never even seen a little snack area.

No. Maybe candy at the front? Yeah. I just wonder if that's because you can't eat pie. I mean, maybe you would see. smell it. I don't know. Find out. But that's what they say. Ace hardware is the spot. I'm going to investigate.

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stay at the Oxford Hotel and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Raj, what's up, Raj? How are you? I'm great. How are you guys doing? Wonderful. Thank you for asking. Are you ready to take on Victoria? See if you can do damage. Do damn. Fatality.

Absolutely. Aye. No fatal cause here. All right. We'll send Victoria out of the studio. And the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know one. just a pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win okay sounds good

here we go Raj your time starts now what company's slogan is just do it Nike what year did the first iPhone come out 2007 before refrigerators what was food put in to stay cold uh ice mocked I don't know

how many letters are there in the English alphabet 26. What bone protects your brain? Cranium? Cranial bone. All right. Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled, Raj, what is something interesting that most people don't know about you? I think that I've traveled to six continents, hoping to make that in either this year or next. Cool.

Oh. Hopefully, yeah. Where's the coolest? continent you've been on. Actually, probably Africa. It was very different from, yeah, any other place I've been. Did you do a safari? I did.

It was amazing. Oh, so amazing. I'm jealous. Very jealous. Did you see any lions on your safari? Why do you say it's so weird? You know, like they don't move a lot. Like, it's actually they're sleeping a lot of the times.

Really? Oh. Yeah, it's less dramatic, I think. When you were in Africa, checking out lions on your safari. Did you stream the Jubal show? Because you could stream it anywhere. You know, I really tried.

I think that the animals were blocking the Yeah. You're like, screw those lions. I want to hear what happens on this first day. Follow up. Yeah, exactly. All right, here we go. Victoria, 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,

and you have to beat Raj outright to win. And Raj, you can tell Victoria when to go. All right. One, two, three, go. What company's slogan is, Just Do It? Ooh, Nike. What year did the first iPhone come out? Give a second.

2008. Before refrigerators, what was food put in to stay cold? Huh? The ocean. How many letters are in the English alphabet? 28. Hey, it's cold down there. What bone protects your brain?

nothing protecting mine it's a bit rough a bone one bone oh oh your skull wait that wait uh yeah just never mind we'll go with that okay let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard our producer free I have Tourette's every time I listen to her Raj had four and Victoria came in with three oh Raj congratulations

oh nice but a good job for both you guys that was a high scoring game Oh, he got five. Okay. You know, he won, so let's just stick it with that one. Look there. Raj got five. Okay. Okay.

All right, let's get the answers now with Nina. The company's slogan is, let's just do it, is Nike. The first iPhone came out in 2007. Before refrigerators, food was put in an ice box to stay cold. The ocean is a good second option. The thing is, if they don't have refrigerators, what the heck is an ice box? What are they doing in Kansas? What do you mean?

There's no ocean. Well, it looks like they don't get any cold food. They got to go to the ocean, okay? When they started exploring the west, that's when they were like, guys, we need refrigerators. We don't have the ocean out here. Part of the problem is jubles encouragement. Makes total sense to me. That's why they came, that's why they got near the water.

Yes, it's because they needed cold. There are 26 letters in the English alphabet. and a skull or a cranium is the bone that protects your brain. I said, yeah, you got it. You got that one, right? You got that one, right? You got it. You got that one. 26.

I was listening right now. Raj, thank you for playing, man. Appreciate you. Oh. Oh, thank you, Matt, so much. First date follow-up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com.

Caleb is on the phone today for a first-day follow-up. He's getting ghosted by Naomi, so in a few minutes, we'll call her and see her and see. if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But before we do that, let's talk about the date. Caleb, how long has it been since you heard from Naomi? Like a week, probably. Okay. Have you been trying to hit her up?

Yeah. Not that much, but yeah. Okay, good answer, actually. hesitation there. Let's talk about the date. How did that go? I thought it went well. I mean, we went to one of those DIY pottery places.

Oh, that's fun. Yeah, yeah, you know, it was romantic, creative, a little messy. Oh, what is that? Like that ghost scene, that movie Ghost where they had the pottery thing? Oh, yeah. Did you guys get to use the wheel? No, we didn't. Yeah.

I would have liked to do. Next time. So how did it go with the pottery? I had a great time, you know. I mean, we were teasing each other, joking around, and I thought it was nice. Did she not think it was nice? I don't know. She doesn't talk to me.

I mean, I might have gotten a little too into it, you know, because, like, I totally did the ghost behind the back move. That's hot, though. You did the what? Where, yeah, I kind of put my arms, like, from behind her, like, you know what I mean? Okay, yeah, yeah. There was no wheel, but just that. So you got behind her and put your arms around her and made a mug out of pottery.

Okay. Well, do you put it like that? Exactly. Okay. Did she like that? Was she laughing about it or did it seem weird to her? I thought she took it well. I thought she took it well.

You know, she's kind of, you know, sarcastic, so it could go either way, right? But I like it. You could say maybe she liked it and this is totally different reason that she'd go see me or she totally thought I was weird. I don't know. So did you guys just do pottery on this date or did you guys go anywhere afterwards before? No, after we got some tacos. and, you know, late-night tacos, good times.

There was even a kiss, you know, not like fireworks over-diving on. Well, that's not a good sign. I could see it going somewhere, you know, potential. You know, things could ramp up a little bit with another date or two or whatever. Did it get weird at any point? I mean, it's great that she went with you after pottery to get tacos. That should be a good sign. I mean, I dared to try the firebom sauce.

to the taco place and she did and then like almost died. And I was sort of laughing. I don't know. I didn't know it was that serious, but like she just wouldn't stop coughing. You know, someone takes like hot sauce to the dome and it's like, okay, they're coughing. Fine. But like she just kept coughing and coughing. And I was laughing at first, but then all of a sudden it was like, oh, no, probably not.

Probably not a funny moment. Is that the reason you think she's ghosting you? because you made her try hot sauce and it was too hot for her? I mean, it wasn't too hot, like she was like not doing well. Like her face turned color, you know? Like. So it's too hot. Yeah, but I've had too hot.

There's like too hot and then there's like, oh, okay, excuse me, I need like, I need to go get tons and tons of rice. Okay, so you put her mouth on fire so that could be why you're getting ghosted. Possibly. What's the last thing that she said to you? I don't remember. Good night. Sounds like this is a really great date.

There's a lot of awkward moments. Caleb is on the phone and we're about to call Naomi and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. It's been over a week and he hasn't heard from her since their date. Before we do that, Caleb, why don't you break down your date again for us real quick one more time? Yeah, so we did some mug painting making painting at the D.E. I thought she was super funny and, you know, dry and she actually laughed at my jokes, which, let's be real, is very rare. And we got some late night night tacos.

I dared her to try the hottest sauce. I thought it was hilarious, but then it got weird. She was actually not doing well. And you're laughing at her while she's having some sort of crazy reaction to the hot. boss. Yeah, yeah. But we did get, there was a good night kid and she said good night and but since then she hasn't responded in my text. All right. You ready for us to call her? Yeah. Okay. Hello? Hi, is this Naomi? This is. Hey, Naomi. How are you? This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And I'm Jubal. How are you?

Oh, wait, wait. What? Is this real? Because I kind of thought these were just staged for, you know, YouTube or something. No, they're not. This is for real. Yeah. How are you? So I guess you know what this is. Yeah.

I mean, I've, uh, a little bit. I've heard it here and there, but I, I honestly just never thought it's just like real thing. Like somebody wrote it up or, you know, I don't know. I honestly just never thought I was going to get a call like this. I'm a little unprepared. Okay. So are you cheating on anybody?

Start there. Wow. Way to just like dive right. I mean, I'm not like cheating on anybody. I was sort of seeing someone for a minute. Oh, no. Yeah, no, I'm just asking because we do a few different things on this show. I didn't know if you know exactly what we're calling.

This is a first date follow-up. So if you go out on a date with somebody and ghost that person, that person can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you from somebody that you're ghosting. Okay. Is this about Caleb? Yes. Oh, it is about Caleb.

He said he liked you a lot. He told us a little bit about your date, but he's confused. Okay. You know what? I don't know how to say this nicely. I'm just going to say it. Caleb is a menace. A menace?

What? Yeah. Okay. Why is he a menace? So the day was actually a lot of fun, and I did have a good time, but there was this incident with like hot sauce, and I genuinely could not breathe. It was so horrible. And aside from the fact that it was killing me, people,

were like staring at me. It was so embarrassing. He told us about that actually. He said he felt bad because like he thought, you know, it was just too hot for you, but then he realized after he was laughing at you that it was a really bad situation. Yeah, it was bad.

I had a way to bring me milk and honey. And then Caleb is over there making a, like a joke about some sort of spicy relationship. Well, I'm literally feeling my throat closing up. It was genuinely awful. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Be fair, though, Naomi, you did survive. And a joke was pretty solid.

Naomi, that's Caleb. He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Why do I feel like this is how the date went? Yeah. Oh, my God, Caleb. Are you seriously put me in this situation after everything you just pulled with me? Seriously.

Like, I cannot believe that I'm even speaking to you on the radio right now. Like, clearly if I'm not responding to you, then that should have been, like, your first sign. Yeah, but see, but you kissed me, so I was really confused. There was a lot of the things. Here's the thing. You know what?

Honestly, I do regret that kiss, but I think in some retrospect, maybe just in some way I'm thinking about this, maybe the kiss had more to do with I was hoping my mouth was still on fire, so maybe you could actually feel what I was paying. Payback? So is the hot sauce the only reason that you're ghosting him? You know what? I think it would have been really nice if you had, like, actually took action when you saw, how much pain I was in, you literally just sat there and were cracking up about it. Like, it was honest.

You should have seen your face on it. People were just staring at. Oh my gosh. I mean, you know, there was also this other incident at the pottery place we went to. Also embarrassing. And I actually had the manager call me about you specifically. What? What?

Yeah. And the manager called, how did they have your phone? phone number. Why didn't make the reservation to go? So why did they call, though? What did he do? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

In line with him being a menace, apparently what Hala's thought would be funny to do would be to etch on the pottery, help I'm trapped in this mug. That's funny. Before they fired it. And they weren't amused. And what did you say after that, Naomi? Basically, I, again, in shock that I'm having this. company call me about Caleb being a jerk and they they didn't like this like they thought it

wasn't funny they you know they took it very seriously and you know I actually had to speak to the managers and the managers being a total caring to me and I was being so nice and I had to make sure that they didn't ban us from that shop. Naomi the joke is actually funny though because all of these people on the radio just laughed at it yeah I thought it was kind of funny it's pretty I think they are being kind of cares about it oh also they They told me that you drew a . Okay, so it wasn't what he wrote on it, it was probably that. The art.

Oh, wow. I mean, you can't draw anatomy anymore, can you? Oh, my God. You're being really ridiculous right now. Like, you might think this is all funny, but you're a freaking adult. That's a great story, though, being banned from a pottery place. No, we didn't get kicked out of the bar. We got kicked out of the, we got 86 from the B.I.

Pottery box. Sorry, guys. We party too hard. Honestly, that's more pathetic than getting out of a bar, getting kicked out of a bar. The fact that you can't even understand, that just shows your level of maturity. Hey, Naomi, would you like another date with Caleb? We'll pay for it. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

I am so ready to go on another date with him. Listen, Caleb, you might have. actually think you're a funny guy and maybe in some areas you are but you're also the kind of guy who would be trashy enough to get us kicked out of applebee. So I would never eat at Applebee's first of all I have taste. Okay, fine. You're not as funny as I thought anyway, but oh yeah, did they still have my penis mug? Seriously, honestly, this is what I'm talking about.

You're just a disgusting person. I think you need to grow up a little bit. And let's be real, you've got a bunch of people on air laughing alongside you. You're really not that funny. People are trying to wake up. They're trying to have some laugh. And all you are is some pathetic person on the line. The best part of waking up is a b-h-na in your soul.

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In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home.

That's your husband. To keep this secret for so many years, He's like a seasoned pro. This is a story about the end of a marriage, but it's also the story of one woman who was done living in the dark. You're a dangerous person who prays on vulnerable and trusting people.

Your creditor might go up and good. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bowen-Yin. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys Five Rings podcast, in the lead-up to the Milan-Cortina-26 Winter Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends. Hi, Boone.

Hey, Elmo. Hey, Matt, hey, Bowen. Hi, Cookie. Hi. Now, the Winter Olympic Games are underway, and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys Five Rings on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Breaking news right here on The Jubal Show. You heard it here first.

Olympic champion Breezy Johnson's gold medal broke after the ceremony. Speaking of Breezy Johnson, I forgot to wear underwear today. It's time for real news or fake news, the segment where we give you a news story from the week that's gone viral. And you have to see if you can tell whether it's a fake news story or a real one. That was real. Here's your first headline for real news or fake news. Elementary school bans 98% of school library after AI determines them offensive. Oh, right.

A private elementary school in Ohio has removed nearly every book from its library after a newly installed AI content moderation bot flagged them as potentially unacceptable. The principal of the school actually defended the sweeping removals, saying, we simply can't risk exposing our third graders to complex concepts like frogs changing form or penguins raising chicks together. The bot was very clear. The first book that was flagged by this AI was apparently the very hungry caterpillar, which the AI labeled as insect propaganda, promoting radical body transformation without parental consent. Yeah, it's a lot of fat-shaming.

Shortly after, Charlotte's Webb was removed from the library for normalizing interspecies. emotional bonds. Oh, that's messed up. And the entire science section was pulled after the AI bot identified a high frequency of reproductive terminology lacking moral condemnation. According to the school district's 47 page AI compliance report, the system uses advanced neural pattern recognition to detect animals displaying same-sex behavior, species capable of changing sex, and any mention of the word egg outside of breakfast contacts.

Oh, wow. That's a lot of the science class. Who program this? So, 98% of the books at this school have now been banned because of this new AI bot. Some parents actually applaud the move. One parent said, my daughter came home asking why frogs change. Bro. I didn't know how to answer her, and that's not acceptable.

That's what the mother said. So she's definitely for the banning of the books in this school. Did she go to school? Is this a real news story or a fake news story? elementary school bans 98% of school library after AI determines it offensive. Nina? I really want this to be fake, but I feel like it's real. What?

Can't you see that happening? I just, oh, the robot said it, so. I definitely could see people going with that, right? Yeah. Victoria, is that a real new story or a fake news story? Elementary school bans 98% of school library after AI determines it's offensive. That has to be fake. Come on, people.

Please tell me, we're smarter than that. Do you know what a frog is before? Yes, I know for audience the whole. Producer Freeze, is that a real new story or a fake news story? I want to say I'm on Nina's side with things, but at the same time, 98% is a lot. That's a lot. So I'm going to say it's a fake news story because 98% is just a lot. That is a real news story.

Oh, my God. Crazy, isn't it? Are you serious? I know the crazies, man. I don't know what's left in the library. Like, what do they have left in their library? What books did the AIBot say was accepted? Mass. All the math books.

But are they still using the libraries the way that they used to? Are kids still reading books the way that they used to? Because everybody has their tablets and stuff. So I'm just wondering if they're even like absorbing that knowledge the same way that we did as, you know, because I'm a grandma now. Well, a lot of things I think are just going backwards where we're banning books, but people are obviously getting their information online instead. And we're also banning or trying to make oil the big thing when we have solar and all these other things that we could be doing. It's just, it seems like,

going a little bit backwards. Yeah, we're going backwards. Exactly. We had a point for freeze. All right, here's your next headline for real news or fake news, the segment where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral and you have to tell me if it's a real news or fake one that people actually believed. Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.

Reclusive billionaire meat collector pays $100,000 for decade old stakes discovered in Idaho freezer. Wait, is this YouTube? Here's the story. Out of Nampa, Idaho. What started as a routine freezer cleanout turned into a six-figure windfall after a local couple sold a stash of 2014 T-Bone steaks to a mysterious wealthy collector who specializes in historically significant proteins. Interesting. Weird.

Aaron and Tyler McGraw had just discovered the decade old beef in a freezer gifted by Tyler's father. The packages were dated clearly 2014. Most people online suggested that they talked. toss them, but instead, Tyler jokingly listed the meat on a luxury collectibles forum under the title pre-pandemic heritage beef, fully frozen, untouched. Within 48 hours, they actually received a serious inquiry. The buyer who requested anonymity, but is remembered to be a tech magnet with a temperature-controlled protein vault in Wyoming. What is that? Collects rare and unusual meats the way that some people collect vintage wine or cars.

A representative for the buyer issued a brief statement saying the 2014 beef predates global disruption, supply chain instability, and influencer farming. It represents a simpler era in American livestock, and that is why he wanted to meet. So if you've got some old beef laying around, it might be worth something. It could be worth $100,000. This is a real new story or a fake news story, Nina? I'm going to go with real, but that also does inspire me to make sure you get those really freezer safe, like packing when you put your meats away. Airtight. I'm going with real.

This guy's real. the meat collector. Victoria, a couple sells decades-old beef for $100,000 that is your fake one. I didn't wrong.

We're going to go with fake. I think it's fake. Yeah, yeah, that's... Okay, producer-freeze. Reclosive billionaire, meat collector pays $100,000 for decade-old steaks. People are paying $100 for

crab legs, so I'm going to say it's real. $100,000, though. It's in 2014. A real new story. Yay. I want to know who this reclusive billionaire is that's buying 2014 meat at

100 grand just to keep in his weird protein vault. I want to see the protein vault. I also want to be that rich. I've got a protein vault in Miami and all I do is buy expired meat to put it in there for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Buy me a couple filets. I'll have them on Thursday. It's so good.

No, I don't think so. He just wants to meet because and keeps it in his freezer and goes and looks out of him. He's like, wow. That's what meat looked like in 2014. Has nobody ever investigated this person for having human meat? This sounds like a killer. Nina, stop watching documentaries like that.

Done, though! Brought to you by Muckleshoot Bingo in Auburn, your home from Mishingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. How many different reasons can you think of right now why a bar would want to change its age from 21 to 25? Two. Two. You were quick with that, Chris. I'm going to go ahead and bet whatever you think is a reason is not the reason.

that this bar actually decided to do it. There's a bar that's like, nah, if you're not 25, you're not coming in. Go mature a little bit more. I'll tell you what happened in just the second. But first, this is so sad. R-I.P. Dawson. Did you guys see James Vanderbigh passed away? So do you remember Dawson's Creek?

Did you ever watch that, Jubal? I never watched it, but I know that dude is. He was super popular back in the day. Super popular back in the day and super popular today. So he passed away at 48, leaving behind a wife and six kids. And so they decided to put. up a go fund me for him because they're worried about his family's future. He wasn't working and it had been a little while. So money and all the money that they spent on his treatments

and stuff like that. So I bring this up just because it's interesting how the community came together. Not interesting, beautiful. Like actress Zoe Saldana, she donated a huge amount. Other Dawson's Creek stars did as well. So his go fund me has surpassed over a million dollars at this point to help take care of his family and his medical bills. And he's definitely remembered very fondly forever, really. 48 is so young. It's so young. He was diagnosed back in 2024.

No, 2023. And then he revealed it to the world in 2024. So it's been a public battle. Maybe you've seen some of his videos. He always had something very positive to say. And a lot of, you know, remembrance has been circulating on social media. So if you don't know who Dawson is, Dawson's Creek is now streaming on Netflix. This is not an ad.

Do yourself a favor. and how fun. Go watch it. It's a feel good. This is fun. Have you ever burned yourself in a cryotherapy session? No. I don't think I've ever had a cryotherapy session.

I love cryotherapy, but yeah. You need to be careful because Brazil's Miss Bum bum bum burned her bum during cryotherapy. How did she burn her bum during cryotherapy? It's a bum bum. Yeah. But yeah, she definitely, if she's Miss Bum bum bum, It's got to be twice. It's got to be the bum bum.

It's a bum bum. So she's been preparing for her debut as Carnival Muse for 2026 in Sao Paulo. But the injury, sorry, happened during one of the home cryotherapy sessions she had that she added to her fitness routine. So she must have backed it up just a little too far. Like into the wall or something? It must have. I'm Googling her right now. Yeah.

Frostbite on her bum bum bum? She got frostbite on her bum bum bum. Ms. Bumbum's bum bum is not okay right now. One time I went in the cryo machine, I go to a place, and they have you put on, like, socks and, like, slippers, basically. Yeah. You know, because it gets to, like, negative 227 degrees. Like, it gets cold.

So you could be frostbitt. Oh, yeah, you can get frostbite, yeah. So, they have you wear things on your hands and your toes, because that's where you would get frostbite first, right? Uh-huh. But they forgot to tell me to put on the slipper things, and I forgot. Oh, no. And I was standing there, you know, for the four, three minutes. And I'm like, why are my feet burning right now?

And then I got out and the guy's like, oh my God, I forgot to give you the slippers. Let's check your feet. My feet were fine. Oh, my God. I was going to say, you're about to have a bunch of calls from a bunch of lawyers. I know. I was like, dang it, why didn't these tough? I could have gotten some money.

I could have owned it. Yeah, I might have lost a few toes, but who needs them? So be careful in your next cryotherapy session. You don't want to end up like Miss Bumbum. And lastly, a long time Philadelphia Bar has temporarily. raised its entry age to 25. And the reason for it, though, is there's been a surge of fake IDs. Somebody had the nerve to try to get into this bar with a fake ID using a picture of Benjamin Franklin. So they're like, at least wear the wig.

So they're raising it to 25, so now you just have to make a fake idea that says 25. It says you're 25, not 21. They're like, okay, no, we're not that dumb. This is really disrespectful, so we'll show you. That's so wild. But they're saying because AI, there are so many more fake IDs out in circulation. Oh, yeah. You can probably make them now really easily on your own. But this person, trolling. Ben Franklin, though.

Ben Franklin. That is what's trending. Jubles. Dirty little secret. Hello? Hello? Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do.

Sweet. What is it? I'm a high school coach. I think I'd rather just say coach, not say specific sport, if that's okay. That's fine. But anyway, a few weeks back, I was doing a locker check of players. We kind of randomly, you know, check their stuff here and there. And anyway, found weed, marijuana.

Definitely against the rules, obviously. And there's a, you know, kind of a protocol where if we find something like that, you know, how we have to go about reporting it, you know, to principal, et cetera. But the kid who had it, I mean, he's like, you know, I hate to say it, but, you know, he's like one of my best guys. And good kid, he's got a bright future. I really didn't want this to, like, mess him up. So, you know, I took the weed from him.

and, you know, didn't report it to the principal. I feel okay about that, to be honest with you. But the dirty little secret is that I smoked it and now I've bought some from him. So you're buying wheat from him. From your student? I should definitely say a secret. Yeah, yeah. But it is really good, though.

It's really good weed. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Jerry Little Secret powered by Marley Spoon. Delicious, ready-to-heat meals delivered straight to your door. Visit marlyspoon.com slash offer slash Nina. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever.

I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home. That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Over the last couple years,

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And that is a bill that was passed to prohibit discrimination based on hairstyles associated with race. To hear this and more, listen to Selective Ignorance with Mandy B from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Bowen-Yang. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys Five Rings podcast, in the lead-up to the Milan-Cortina-2026 winner Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends. Hi, hi, Ben, hi, hi, Matt. Hey, Elmo. Hey, Matt.

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