First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Full Jubal Show from Thursday Febuary 5th, 2026

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe.
Starting point is 00:00:24 That's your home. That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Black history lives in our stories, our culture, and the conversations we still having today. This Black History Month, the podcast, I didn't know. Maybe you didn't either. Diggs into the moments, perspectives, and experiences that don't always make the textbook. Let me tell you about Garrett Morgan.
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Starting point is 00:02:36 Invited everyone. Pull off the mic just a little. You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, Thank you for being a friend. Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubal Show is no different. Why it's a Jubal show with your drunk and Nina.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. Hi. And the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee, who loves the dating apps almost as much as he loves his college age daughter, producer freeze. Then there's me, I'm Jubal, and this is the Jubal Show, and this is the time of week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you this week? Y'all, Dip Better Run. Who?
Starting point is 00:03:20 Yeah, it hates to see me coming. And I'm talking about dip. You can, like, have cheese dip, hummus dip. Oh, I was like, girl, what? Spinning an art. Who's dip. Who's dipping what you do? I've been in an artichoke dip.
Starting point is 00:03:33 It's a big weekend for did. Seven-layered dip. Yogurt has a dip and put different seasoning in it. I don't know what happened. I transitioned literally from soup all the way right into dip. And I didn't realize that I've got this obsessive thing about certain foods that make me feel good. Like soup was making me really happy for a while, really obsessed with soup. Now I've just found that dip just doesn't.
Starting point is 00:03:54 I like to dip everything in dip. From chips to crackers to vegetables to grapes. I mean, I've been trying some weird stuff. at home right now. So if you're wondering what's happening in the afternoon. All right. So you just been dipping. But I've been dipping like crazy. And I went to Trader Joe's and I bought like five new dips.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Have you ever tried that alote whatever dip? No. The corn one. Are you dipping the same thing in all these dips? I'm dipping all kinds of things in dips. Sometimes I'm just taking a spoon and I'm eating the dip. I am dipping. If you got a dip, I should try to tell me.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Victoria, what's up with you this week? So what? exactly, like your landlord can kick you out of your apartment right? Definitely.
Starting point is 00:04:37 So technically. I think there are some squatters laws that you could probably manage them but I don't know how they work. You can stay there
Starting point is 00:04:42 for like an extra year or something like that while you find them. Okay, cool. I should be fine then. I've been very broke in my life and here's the rule.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Okay. You'll get notices on your door. Once the notice changes color, that's when you pay. That's the right alert. Yep.
Starting point is 00:04:56 And then do you just pay like... They give you the colored paper that means it's about time for them to get serious. Yeah, yeah. Wait. That doesn't mean like, hey, we're trying to have phone.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I ran out of play paper. Oh, okay. They're not flirting with you. I would take it as they're flirting. They're trying to sign signals. So you can take it throw it away, but as soon as you see it turn color, that's with all bills pretty much. As soon as it turns the color, you got to pay it. That's like, emergency.
Starting point is 00:05:15 It's like, yo, read this. I'm trying to let go, wink, wink. Producer Freeze, what's up with you this week? I just want to give a shout out to my daughter who got accepted two different colleges that she was applying to. Yeah. She's really worked hard for the last. like three years, like working and going to school and juggling a lot. And I just want to say, Madison, I love you.
Starting point is 00:05:38 And she got accepted to San Francisco State University and Sacramento State University. Right. I love that. Yeah, the only two that she applied to. She went two for two. Hey, that's good. I have a question. How much of that do you take as your responsibility?
Starting point is 00:05:55 Like, do you know what I mean? Like, did you do that? Do I get credit? No, no, no. Like, as a parent, your kid gets into school and you're like, that's right, I did that. Yeah, I would do it the other way. Like, if somebody, if they got a degree from wherever, like Sacramento State, and after they got that degree, someone asked me, they'd be like, yeah, I have an degree from Sacramento.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Right. My kid went there. It's yours. But they wouldn't have been there for me. I'm looking at this all wrong. Yeah, no, for me, I look at it like, you know, I'm proud of her and I'm happy. And obviously, I root for her in all-way shapes. But that was something that, like, she navigated and she took the tools and, and,
Starting point is 00:06:30 did it. So hop off girl. Shouts out to you, Madison. I love you. Congratulations. Little Freeze. Little Freeze. Little Freeze. It's cute. Yeah. Yeah. Jeeble, what's going on with you? Well, I'm pretty sure if my neighbors didn't already think I was insane, they really do now. Nope, they do. What happened? There are many instances where my neighbors have looked at me weird. So I decided on a whim to install a wood floor in my bedroom, which I think I can do things. in a day.
Starting point is 00:07:01 You can think you can do everything in a day. It's called overconfidence, and it doesn't get you in trouble sometimes. But I took on a project that was way bigger than I expected, and so it's taken me a very long time to do it. And because of my ADD and stuff, if I'm doing something, I have to fully concentrate on it. So it's like for a week, I didn't do anything but this wood floor.
Starting point is 00:07:21 I go to work, I get home, and then I would work on the wood floor until probably like eight or night at night, then go to bed. I didn't even get past pre-algebra, so measuring. And that is very hard for me. Doing things like that is a mess if you don't like math. Yeah, when I'm doing a project and I need to stay present for it, sometimes I will talk to myself. Oh.
Starting point is 00:07:39 And what does self say? Well, I was in the back trying to cut a piece of wood. But in my mind, because I knew I hadn't done anything for like a week other than work on this wood floor, I was feeling the pressure of needing to make a post for social media. So I'm trying to do a 45 degree angle cut when I don't have the right tools for it. Right? And so the whole time I'm sitting here thinking, I'm stressing about it. about that I have to do a post for social media.
Starting point is 00:08:03 And so when moments like that, I will talk to myself to get myself back in the zone. What do you say? Well, in this moment, I was frustrated with myself. So very loudly, while I was trying to cut the roof, I threw the saw down and I was like, oh, you need to do a social media post, huh? You were just on TikTok live for an hour.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Maybe you shut up and do a 45 degree angled cut, since that's the thing you're doing right now. You can't make a post. and do this cut at the same time. Get in the present. Do you need to go meditate? Do you need to, huh? Or are you going to make this cut right now?
Starting point is 00:08:37 What are we going to do? Is there anybody else in that house freaking out? And then I said, get your head in the game real loud. And then I said, Viva la Revolution! And I picked up the saw. And that's when I hear the window to my neighbor's place slide shut. And I look up and I see him walking away. And I was like, man.
Starting point is 00:09:00 We brought up a very good solution. It's another Jubal phone frame. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from restaurant. I was looking for Lily. Yes, this is me speaking. Hey, Lily, just calling about your big Valentine's Day reservation. I know you've been on the phone with us quite a bit because you're planning on popping the question to your boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Yes. On Valentine's Day. sweet. Yeah. That is sweet. That's got to be a big day for you. Yeah, it is. Thank you guys so much for being so helpful and giving us the private room. Yeah, you guys have been great. Yeah, well, we love love. And so we go out of our way for our customers who want to express their love for their significant other. And that's why I'm calling you today because unfortunately we are going to have to cancel that reservation. Okay, wait. You just said you love love and now. you're canceling my reservation?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Yes, but, you know, we wouldn't do it on a normal day, but it's Valentine's Day and we got a call. Oh, boy, we got a call. So this is... What the fuck do you mean you got a call? Well, this is not public knowledge just yet, but... I made these reservations six months ago. No, yes. What do you mean you just got a call?
Starting point is 00:10:32 I know. But it wasn't just a normal call. We got a call from Taylor Swift's people, and they want to have dinner at our establishment on Valentine's Day, and they ask that we clear the restaurant out, and it's only them. So we're canceling all reservations for the evening. But pretty cool. Are you joking? What? I know.
Starting point is 00:10:52 It's pretty cool. We're excited. Because someone is more famous. I made these reservations six months ago, and I have so much money on this. I've spent so much being prepared for this day. Yeah. And you're telling you because someone else. is famous, they get to take precedence over something that I've been planning.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Right. Well, it's not just because they're famous. It's Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey who are going to be eating in a restaurant. I'm paying good money. I'm paying really good money for this, too. Like, just because I'm not a billionaire, like, I don't understand why you have to cancel my reservation. It has nothing to do with money.
Starting point is 00:11:26 It's just that, I mean, it's, you know, it's Travis Kelsey. So what does it have to do with? It's Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. I figured you'd be excited to know the news before anybody else. why would I be excited about this? You call me to cancel my reservation when I have made these plans for six months. I'm going to propose to my boyfriend. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:48 And so now I've been in communication with the restaurant, and now you're calling me and telling you Travis Kelsey and what's your name, Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah, Taylor Swift. It's buying out the place. Okay. All right. Well, I can see that you're upset, But I also want to let you know that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey herself have decided to give anybody that we have to cancel reservations for on such a big day a free signed jersey from Travis Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Okay. So you're offering me a signed jersey from someone I don't even care about because you cancel my romantic Valentine's Day plan. Like I do me a favor and take this sign jersey, dip it in honey, shove it up your phone. and go in the woods and have a bear eat your fucking ass you asshole. Hey, Lily. This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone break on you. And your sister set you up. Oh, my.
Starting point is 00:12:53 It's a joke. No, you're kidding. Oh, my God. She said that you're planning on asking your boyfriend to marry you and you've been planning it for like six months and she wanted to freak you out. You guys are so nuts. Oh, my God. Are you freaking kidding? But that is the most creative way of...
Starting point is 00:13:10 I cannot. I cannot. I cannot. I cannot. So my reservation still stands. Yes, it does. You have nothing to do with that? Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Oh, my God. Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Brought to you by Mucklechewed bingo in Auburn. Your home from Mishingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Well, if you're looking to make a little extra cash during the big game this weekend. There are three prop
Starting point is 00:13:38 bets that are trending big time that may actually pretty much just be a sure thing. So I'll tell you how you can do that and what they are in a second. But first, thanks to science, here we are again, taking polls of adults and asking a very important question. How many true loves have you had in your
Starting point is 00:13:54 life? Oh, wow. But the reason why this is interesting. No, no, no, Victoria, you can still be a part of this conversation. Because the four loves that you've had in your life thus far don't actually have to be people. So on the list it's including a football team as a true love.
Starting point is 00:14:10 You're home. Okay, just anything as a true love. A vacation destination, a sibling, your best friend could be a true love. So they've opened... Calling your sibling, your true love, I'm sorry, sounds... That's weird. Yeah, it does sound weird. It's like you feel really close to your sibling. I mean, but like a true...
Starting point is 00:14:25 How close. But, but I mean, they're also saying like a home, a cat. I mean, that's also kind of, the definition of what this true love is doesn't feel traditional. What is the definition of true love? That sounds like a great question. That's a great question.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I'm going to ask chat GPT right now. Because according to this. Because ChatGBT will know. Yeah. It probably knows how to love better than a human does at this point. Better than me for sure. Yikes. Tell me, my dating history definitely knows how to love better than I do.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I kind of love that this is happening not to put such a like deep spin on it, but I think there's so much pressure on having these like romantic loves. Like you can experience love on any level if there's something that really lights you up that much, you know? Platonic, like your best friends. Right, that's on the list. A vacation destination. What did chat say, Jubal? It says, chat, GP says,
Starting point is 00:15:12 True love is a deep, steady commitment to another person's well-being, choosing them consistently, even when it's inconvenient, unglomerous, or hard. So my daughter is my true love. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:15:26 A child could be one. Well, then according to Chat's definition, do you think that a cat fits on them? No. Well, so you love your cat with deep, steady commitment? Victoria. Do you choose them consistently
Starting point is 00:15:40 even when it's inconvenient, unglomerous, or too hard? See, that's a tough question, because she was biting my toes last night and I was ready to kick her off the bed. See, true love, you'd let them bite your toes. That's also in there.
Starting point is 00:15:53 You actually enjoy it. You actually enjoy it. Well, Victoria, you say you now, but one day you will let a true love bite your toes and like it. What's up? A new cat. A cat you like better than the one you have.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Right. You might be a dog. I don't know. Or man, guys. Or man, guys. Hamster. Yeah, that too. This is about Victoria.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Not me. So Amazon just made an announcement. They've decided to make AI Alexa available to all U.S. users. So the Alexa plus that they've been, if you have an Alexa, then maybe she's popped up and been like, hey, would you like to hear my new voice and, you know, upgrade to Alexa, you know, Plus. What? But it will cost you only if you're not a current Alexa user.
Starting point is 00:16:40 So if you are currently an Alexa user, you can have the plus version for free. But if not, you got to pay $20 a month. I gave up on Alexa because it stopped working. What do you mean? I tell it to do something and it does the wrong thing. Oh, I know. Yeah, I gave it on it too. I just got Siri for everything.
Starting point is 00:16:57 I got tired of arguing with it. Yeah. I would spend so much time being like, no, Alexa. do this and then we'd do something weird opposite and then I'd be like stop stop no Alexa I would love to have video footage of Jubile arguing with his
Starting point is 00:17:13 Alexa I can picture he argues himself just go to his house his neighbor see it every day I argue with myself plenty inanimate objects oh that's right the neighbors it was closing the window the other day Siri gets it on occasion sometimes you're whatever you called the little robot vacuos yeah my meta glasses
Starting point is 00:17:28 oh geez somebody's always screaming in that house That's not what I'm saying. That's what you said, though. It's not what you meant, but it's what she said. I really didn't mean that. Okay, lastly, the prop bets that you can make some money off of. I don't even want to think about you like that.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Sorry about the noise mirrors. Go ahead and call the cops. They've been here a few times, but I just won't knock off the racket. Okay, okay. The prop bets that you can make money off of that are trending right now is the question
Starting point is 00:18:10 will the Patriots receiver Stefan Diggs propose to Cardi B after the game? Oh. It's only 9% so it's a pretty good chance not to go that way.
Starting point is 00:18:17 It's going to be really awkward if he does that when they lose. But these two, if you bet on Bad Bunny, you probably would get some cash. Will Bad Bunny expose a nipple during the halftime show? 81% likely.
Starting point is 00:18:28 And then what song will Bad Bunny start with during the halftime show? And the odds are on Titi me pregruto. I like whisper it because I don't want to say it like with a bad accent. Titi me preguto. Okay. Well, okay.
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Starting point is 00:19:18 Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. and immediately the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home.
Starting point is 00:19:42 That's your husband. So keep this secret for so many years. He's like a seasoned pro. This is a story about the end of a marriage, but it's also the story of one woman who was done living in the dark. You're a dangerous person who prays on the vulnerable. trusting people. You're a predator, Michael Levin' Good.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It seems like just yesterday that the Two Guys Five Rings podcast was in Paris for the Olympics. And now we're heading to Milan with the 26th Milan Cortina Olympic Winter Games.
Starting point is 00:20:25 I'm Bowen-Yang. And I'm Matt Rogers, and we'll join athletes from 93 countries as Two Guys Five Rings hits the Italian Alps for the 2026 Milan-Kritina Olympic Winter Games. Open your free IHurt Radio app. Do we mention it's free? Search two guys five rings.
Starting point is 00:20:43 And listen now. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the jubel show. Derek is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater, and he's been with his wife Maya for three years. But now he thinks she might be cheating, so we'll see if we can help him out. Derek, sorry you have to come on the show this way,
Starting point is 00:21:02 But what's up? Why do you think Maya might be messing around? Listen, I'm just really haunted by something I heard in the dead of night a few days ago. Okay. Really? So first off, I mean, our relationship is wonderful. We've been together coming up on three years. And things have been going really good.
Starting point is 00:21:22 But lately, she's been acting really weird. Okay. She's up to something, but I can't figure it out. And I'm like, what's going on? Okay. I can't put my finger on. And then this happens. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:37 So this is crazy about her. She's like, talks in her sleep sometimes, which is, okay. Normally it's like gibberish, and I'm like, whatever, she goes back to sleep. But the other night, well, it was weird because she was making certain sounds, you know, the kind you make when you're, but, um, okay. Oh. I was like, whoa, she's having like a, you know, nice little dream over there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:00 And she says, this name three. times Julian. And I'm like, wait a minute. I might be hearing things, but three times Julian, Julian. And I'm just hearing this name over and over and over. And I'm like, what is going on? Do you know a Julian?
Starting point is 00:22:17 No, I don't. But the other day, I saw a text on her phone, and it's from Julian. Oh, no. Oh. So you can't even say it's like a character or something. It's a real person. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Did you read the text? No, I didn't read it. I just saw the name. joy and so I'm like my heart wow okay understandable have you checked in with her and asked her anything about like why she's been acting different or like babe I heard you last night like does she seem like she's hiding something I don't know no I definitely said you know you were sleep talking again last night and she was like oh you know and I was like and I'm just like what is it going on see that's a big difference between men and women and relationships like if that happens to a guy
Starting point is 00:23:01 I'll just be like, uh, whatever. She was dreaming. I'm not going to say anything. A woman has a dream where you cheat on her and she wakes up to angry at you the next day. Yeah. You know what you did in my dream I was like? I'm so mad at you right now. Has she been acting different?
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yes. Dang. Like she's a quiet and often her own little world and I'm just like trying to connect with her. And then in the last few weeks, she's been gone on my evenings. Now she said she's, out with friends, but I don't know. Seeing this text from Julian. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:37 And I checked our credit card statement. And there's also a couple of charges for lingerie from some store I've never even heard of. So, like. Wow. Have you seen any lingerie lately with your wife? No. Oh. Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater.
Starting point is 00:23:57 And if you just joined us, Derek is on the phone. And he thinks that his wife of. three years named Maya might be messing around. So we're about to call her and pretend to be from the grocery store where she's a rewards card member and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department. And we'll see if she sends those to her husband, Derek, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Derek, why don't you catch us up on your situation again?
Starting point is 00:24:21 So I have a beautiful relationship with my wife. We've been married coming up on three years. I'm excited. But then the past couple of weeks have been just like weirdness. going on. She wakes up talking in her sleep, which is normal, but she's said the name Julian, like three times. And she was moaning. And I was like, oh, my God, what is going on? And then I check her phone and I text from Julian and she's going out with her girls and then this lingerie charge. So I'm lost. Okay. All right. Well, are you ready for us to call her and see if we can
Starting point is 00:24:56 catch her if she's cheating? Please. Okay. Here we go. Hey, this is Corbett calling from B. Grocers. I was looking for our rewards card member named Maya. This is her. Hi, Maya. How are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with the big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Thank you so much for shopping with us and being such a loyal customer. Congrats. Wow. Wow. So I win something? Yes. Maybe you don't know. But every single month, we choose one rewards card member who gets a free gift from us.
Starting point is 00:25:40 And this month, it's flowers delivered from our floor department to anybody that you want. Absolutely free. You've won 36 long-stemmed red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want. It's a $316 value. So congratulations. Oh, that's perfect. And there's no purchase necessary. I will not ask you for any kind of credit card information.
Starting point is 00:26:01 It's very simple, too, to redeem the prize. We can do it over the phone. If you know what you want to send it to you right now, I can take the information down in just a few minutes. I can also set up a time to call you back. Or you're always welcome to come down to the store and send them the customer. customer service line and you'll get confirmations before we're done here. No, I actually think I know the perfect person. So we can just do it over the phone.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Great. Okay, perfect. Well, the first thing that I would need from you would be the first and last name of the person you'd like to send them to. And then we'll get, if you want to put anything on a card to this person and then the address and that's it. Let's send them to Julian. Julian. Got it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:42 And do you want to put anything on a card to Julian? Yeah, just put it, I'm so grateful for your steady hands. Steady hands. Got it. And Maya, at this point, I'll let you know this is not a grocery store. This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, I'm Nina.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Yeah, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. And we do a segment on the show that's called To Catch a Cheater. where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to. And your husband, Derek, is on the phone. What? Who the fuck is Julian and what is going on?
Starting point is 00:27:28 Derek? Wait. Are you on the radio? Are you out of your mind right now? Go back to your fucking card, man. What the fuck is going on? Like, what are you doing to our relationship? Derek, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:27:44 What am I talking about? Okay, first of all, you're moaning in your sleep, moaning the name Julian, Julian, Julian. I get a text from him on your phone. I saw that, yes, I saw it. And then this, the roses to him and you're so grateful for your steady hands. Maya, how could you? What does that mean? Well.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Derek, you're an idiot. First of all, Julian is gay, so he's definitely not interested in me. And now my anniversary surprise is ruined because of you in this stupid phone call. Anniversary surprise? What kind of surprise? What do you, wait, what? What kind of surprise? What's going on?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Remember how you always said you wanted a portrait of me? Well, Julian is a world-renowned oil painter. And for our third anniversary, the leather anniversary, he's been painting a, leather boudoir of me and some leather lingerie for a third year anniversary oh uncomfortable spicy what leather lingerie painting what were you talking about your sleep julian yeah i mean he like i said he's completely gay so he's definitely not interested me i mean i i i did have like a you know one of those weird dreams about him but probably that's because i've been in his studio so much in lingerie for you, for our anniversary.
Starting point is 00:29:20 So, surprise, I guess. Oh, my God, May I thought you were cheating on me with Julian. No, no, I'm not cheating on you. Why wouldn't you just come talk to me about this? You really feel like you have to get on the radio to solve our problems. Well, yeah, what was I supposed to think? Look at everything that's going on. You're supposed to trust me, Derek.
Starting point is 00:29:45 I mean, seriously, we've been married for three years. You know me. All of this happening was just too crazy. Meagia, you have to admit, that is kind of hard to hear. Your partner screaming out somebody else's name in the middle of the night while moaning? I don't know. That's kind of disrupting. Gay or not.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I mean, I guess I could understand where it would be a bit confusing. But now that you know, if you want, you can come to the studio with me. We're about to finish up the painting. You can come and hang out. Meet Julian. It looks all cool. Well, you know what? That would actually be great.
Starting point is 00:30:28 And on an icing on the cake, can we bring some of that leather home? Well, that was the plan, but not that you've accused me of cheating on the radio, you might just have to look at the picture. The Jeeble shows. To Catch a Cheater. What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No. Not even.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I didn't say that. Why am I even listening to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez. In a game of trivia for Cardi B tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for U.S. Victoria. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 00:31:15 Hello? Hi, this is Sarah. Sarah, how are you? Are you ready to take on Victoria? Is this the same Sarah from yesterday? No. Oh, that's been so funny. She's like, I'm back again to beat you.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I think he won yesterday. I did. I'm back to start at which street. I also think her name was Katie yesterday or something. Oh, we had to Sarah. Was it Sarah yesterday? Oh, okay. Oh, wait, no, yesterday was Katie.
Starting point is 00:31:38 No, I think it was Katie. Sarah today before. Yeah, because my sister name is Katie. Dang, I apologize, Sarah, but how are you doing today? Oh, I'm pretty good. Yeah, do you think you're going to do well against Victoria? I just took my age. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Oh, nice. Okay. How old are your son? He's 13. Okay. That's like prime age for these questions. Mom's so excited right now. She's so excited right now.
Starting point is 00:32:04 What's your son's name? His name is Ben. Okay, cool. Ben, all right. It's always when they have a kid in the car, too, that they were. Yeah. Here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio.
Starting point is 00:32:18 And Sarah, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? Okay. All right, here we go, Sarah. Your time starts now. What food is most commonly eaten on Super Bowl Sunday in the U.S.?
Starting point is 00:32:35 Chips and dip? What social media platform is famous for short dance videos? TikTok? What does the CPU in a computer stand for? Oh, computer processing unit? What is the tallest mammal in the world? A giraffe? What color do you get when you mix blue and yellow?
Starting point is 00:33:05 Green. All right, got that in. I'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's putting on her headphones and getting settled, Sarah, Have you ever streamed the Jubal show before? I have not streamed it now. How do we stream it? Well, Sarah, thank you for asking.
Starting point is 00:33:25 If you have the IHart Radio app, like you said, all you have to do is make the station your favorite. Put it in your presets and we'll just be right there for you. Or you just type in the name of the show and it'll come up and you can stream it right there. Oh, I streamed it. You have? She didn't know she was doing it. Ben knows. Ben, you've streamed it?
Starting point is 00:33:44 Yeah, I did. I have the, it's too much of favorites. Yeah, and I assumed it. Oh, wow. Tech savvy been. I don't feel like I want to give him a hug. Isn't it a great? He's so smart. He's actually beat Victoria before, too.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Yeah. Well, who hasn't? I mean, he's at the right age, you know. I mean, honestly, Sarah answered these questions. Like, why are you giving me such easy ones? They're hard. All right. Here we go, Victoria.
Starting point is 00:34:11 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And you have to beat Sarah outright to win. And Sarah, you can tell Victoria when to go. All right, go. What food is most commonly eaten on Super Bowl Sunday in the U.S.? What social media platform is famous for short dance videos? TikTok.
Starting point is 00:34:34 What does the CPU and a computer stand for? Central. Processing use it. What is the tallest mammal in the world? Elvitt. Wait, wait, wait. Willie Mavith. What color do you get when you mix blue and yellow?
Starting point is 00:34:47 Green. What movie features the quote? I'll be back. Terminator. True or false. The Super Bowl is always played in the same stadium. False. Ah, I want another one.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Dang, I'm good. All right, let's see how you guys did. Wow, she was on fire. I feel like that was a good game for you, Victoria. But let's see. Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our producer, Freeze. Sarah, you tried valiantly with three, but Victoria is.
Starting point is 00:35:14 slaughtered you with six. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. That's a high score right there. Sorry, Sarah. Victoria, you're killing it. Oh, you're so sweet. You did not beat Victoria, but you did get Cardi B tickets just for playing.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Woo! Oh, my God, I'm so excited. You have to call back and see if your son can beat Victoria now. Okay. One win at a time. It's a family affair. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina. Chicken wings are the most commonly eaten food on Super Bowl Sunday.
Starting point is 00:35:50 TikTok is famous for short dance videos. Central processing unit is the CPU and a computer. I don't know why I knew that. Giraff. Giraff, not a willy mammoth. What? Is the tallest mammal in the world. Green is what you get when you mix blue and yellow.
Starting point is 00:36:05 The Terminator is the movie with the quote, I'll be back. And it's false. The Super Bowl is not always played in the same stadium. Dude, I've never seen a terminator. The shock on Victoria's face that she got that. Yeah, right. I don't know why. I feel like it's because, like, y'all put some random YouTube videos like every now
Starting point is 00:36:18 and then up here. I don't know if you ever know in The Terminator. Maybe we talked about it because we've been talking a lot about AI and robots. So there's a chance. Are there robots in The Terminator? Yeah. Whoa. The whole thing is about a machine that comes back from the future.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Wait, seriously? Yeah. To protect a kid who's like a revolutionary against the machines when the machines rise up. So they're all. Because they're trying to kill him from the future. There's a machine also coming back to try to get to. kid. To help him? No.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Oh, take them out. To get rid of them. So we knew all along that robots and AI, we're going to do this to us. And yeah, we still continue with our plan. Exactly. Okay, cool. Just checking out. Awesome. Hey, thank you for playing. Have a great day, Sarah. Thank you. Yeah, we play Ubers Victoria this same time every single weekday morning.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Remember if you want to play, all you have to do is just DM us at the Jubal Show. Or go to the Jubal Show.com and you too can see if you can beat Victoria. You probably can't, though, because I'm pretty on fire right now. I don't know if anyone has been. You can be re-thinked the questions a little bit, though. It's okay. Well, I made them easier, but now I think they're too easy. Now I've got to find a sweet spot.
Starting point is 00:37:23 I noticed she went a little soft blast like two or three days. I did. She didn't go, why? No. The other day she had one that was, what color is the yellow brick rose? Yeah, exactly. Hey, trying to help her out. I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I'm just saying, they've gotten a little easier. I think that we've seen too many Instagram comments and being like, are you serious? I think you still got that one wrong, too. Don't worry. I'll adjust for tomorrow. I got you. First date follow up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Hannah is on the phone today for a first day follow-up.
Starting point is 00:37:54 She's getting ghosted by a dude named Luke. So in a few minutes, we're going to call him and see if they'll tell us why he's ghosting her. But first, Hannah, how long has it been since you heard from Luke? It's been about a week. I texted him a couple times, but nothing, just radio silence. Really? So did you feel like you were going to hear from him? Was the date good?
Starting point is 00:38:15 No, no, it's so weird because he was texting me right after the date. Like, that was fun. We should do it again. And now, poof, absolutely nothing. Why don't you tell us about the date? Oh, okay. So here's the deal. We went out for sushi, which I love.
Starting point is 00:38:29 I thought it was a super solid start. He even let me pick out the restaurant, which was cool. I didn't think that a guy who doesn't like raw fish would say, just sushi but cool um we ended up ordering way too much food um it was it was kind of a mess that we were both just like cracking jokes about it especially when he nearly flung a piece of sashini across the table trying to use the joy yeah it was cute so afterwards we went for a walk which was really sweet this chill low key and it it just felt like we were on the same wavelength you know Yeah, flinging sushi and, you know, sweet conversation.
Starting point is 00:39:13 So why do you think you're getting ghosted then? Oh, man. Honestly, I don't know because I thought it went really, really great. There was just like something about him. He was so funny, but maybe I messed up when I paid for dinner behind us back. The bill was just like way more than we expected. And I had ordered a really fancy sake and Wagyu As well, advertiser without even thinking about it and I felt bad.
Starting point is 00:39:41 So when he got up to use the bathroom, I just went ahead and paid for the whole thing. So when he came back, I told him it wasn't a big deal. I'd marry you. That doesn't sound like a reason to ghost you at all. Right. I mean, I get floored it and but he seems like kind of irritated. He kept saying, you know, I could have paid for that and I tried to explain that it didn't mean anything. I just felt guilty for ordering the expensive stuff like
Starting point is 00:40:11 unconsciously. But maybe he thought that I was implying that he couldn't afford it or something. But I didn't really need it like that. I was just trying to do something nice. But now I'm wondering if it like came off totally wrong. Well did he say thank you? Did like aside from the fact that he's like, I could pay for it too? Was he appreciative of it? Yeah. No, he did. It just like shifted the vibe like a little bit. But like not enough. to, like, we still were planning on hanging out again. We both had talked about how it was fun. So, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Maybe it's one of those weird old school type of things, you know, where it feels like a guy's got to pay or something. Or maybe he didn't even have the option because you did it behind his back too for whatever reason again. Like, Jeeble said, I would marry you. Right. I mean, a girl who can take care of herself. What's their not to like? Right. You need a date a new school dude who would use you for everything your word.
Starting point is 00:41:07 You won't. Hannah is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Luke. So we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Hannah, why don't you refresh our memory on your date? Okay, we went out for this super fun sushi date, but I ended up paying at the end because I thought I'd order two extensive things. So I'm worried if that's why he disappeared. Okay. I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:34 I could see some guy being like, I don't want to go. out with you again because you wouldn't let me pay. I could actually see that happening. Well, because he's probably like if he's thinking like, okay, well, what do I have to bring to the table or like somehow feeling bad about about it? I don't know. We'll see. You ready for us to call him? Oh, here we go. Okay. Here we go. Hi, man. Speak to Luke, please. Uh, is him. Who is this? Hey, Luke, how are you? This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal. What's up? How are you? I'm sorry. Is this like a prank or something?
Starting point is 00:42:21 No, it's not actually. We're calling you for a different reason. Have you ever listened to the show before? Yeah, yeah. I just didn't expect you to call me. Okay. Well, we're calling you today because you're ghosting somebody and we do a segment on the show called the First Day Followup.
Starting point is 00:42:40 You know where if you go on a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to ask you why. that you're ghosting them. So do you know who would have emailed us about you? I am guessing this is about Hannah, right? Yes. Oh. You got to correct.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Congratulations. You've won nothing so far. Are you ghosting her? I'm not like ghosting her intentionally. I don't know. The date was super fun. She's super cool. But it was honestly,
Starting point is 00:43:14 it was just something that happened after. Okay, so you are ghosting her intentionally. She said she texted you and you didn't call her back, so. Yeah, so. Okay, but why? Yeah. So, the deal is, so, you know, after our day, it was really good. And my buddy, Andrew, so I was telling him about it.
Starting point is 00:43:41 and, you know, I was staying, so she paid for the meal and I, you know, behind my back and I don't know, I just thought it was kind of weird, so I'm telling him about it. And he actually see a picture of her and I showed him a picture and he just started cracking up. And it turns out that he went out with Hannah too. Oh, okay. You don't want to go out because of that? No, no, no, no, no. It's not, it's not only that. It was that she did, like, the same exact thing with him.
Starting point is 00:44:16 They went to, like, a steakhouse and got all, like, this expensive stuff. And, like, behind his back, she paid without telling him. And then he was saying that, like, happened a bunch of times. And he said, in his words, that by the end, he felt like she was treating him, like, some sort of boy toy that she could, like, you know, control with her money. Oh, okay. And you don't want to be a boy toy. No.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Is that what she's doing, though? Or is that just, I mean, I don't know. I think it's like nice that she wants to treat you. Maybe not every single time, but do you think that she was making you feel like a boy toy at all, Luke, when you were out with her? I mean, I'm not going to, like, jump to that conclusion, but it just like it felt weird, you know? Like, it just felt really weird.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Wow. Wow. So because I'm too generous, I'm getting ghosted. Casey forgot, Luke, that's Hannah. Hannah's on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Ah. Oh, Hannah. Hey, how are you doing? Oh, hi, Luke. I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was making you feel like my personal sugar baby. Seriously, look? I obviously. I obviously had. no idea that Andrew was your friend. Also Andrew seems like super okay with the fact that I was paying for a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:45:47 I have a nice job. He seems grateful. This is, this is to me. I mean, yeah, I mean, that's Andrew, of course. You're buying something, but it just like sounded like a pattern and I don't know. I didn't want to get wrapped up in this whole like you're paying for everything and I'm just like, along for the ride thing. I mean, that's not it at all. I'm just, you know, trying to not seem like a money-grubbing woman myself. I have a nice job. So I wanted to get what I wanted to get without feeling guilty.
Starting point is 00:46:22 So what? Isn't that a nice thing that I could take care of myself? Yeah, but I mean, like, you know, I can take care of myself too. And it just feels weird that you're just paying for everything. I don't know. It just feels really. But it feels really weird, and I don't, I don't know. It just like you do it behind my back.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Cool game. Well, that's fine. I'll find somebody who's hot and proud to be with a woman who can also take care of them. But wait, Hannah, what is it about paying for your men every time you go out with them that's, like, so important to you? Like, what is it about paying behind their back and, like, doing it every time that you like? Not doing it every time. I just don't want to feel like I'm. beholden to a man because I want really nice things.
Starting point is 00:47:08 And I'm not expecting anybody to pay for that when they don't really know me yet, you know, but you know, that, I mean, you're missing out. I mean, you're just, I don't, yeah, honestly, you're just missing out. You didn't even get to the part where I buy you clothes yet, you know?
Starting point is 00:47:24 I want like a man, I want a man who adores me and it's secure enough to, you know, be okay with that. I mean, I could, buy my own clothes. That's good. This is she's by my own clothes. It makes you make me sound like I can't do this. Well, I mean, you could really, really use a stylist and some new clothes because, man,
Starting point is 00:47:48 that outfit was not really impressed me. But I'm done trying to impress someone who gets scared off by a little generosity. Well, Luke, would you like another date with Hannah? We'll pay for it. I don't even need an issue. That's true. shouldn't pay for it. I don't think I could, you know, I guess
Starting point is 00:48:10 survive a whole wardrobe overhaul to, you know, to refer to a pretty woman mate. So I don't think so. All right. Well, no hard feelings, though. Good luck. Finding someone who won't spoil you too much. Okay, baby boy. Oh, okay.
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Starting point is 00:48:53 Always fresh, always first. Stream now on the free IHart Radio app. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his life. laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home. That's your husband.
Starting point is 00:49:29 So keep this secret for so many years, he's like a seasoned pro. This is a story about the end of a marriage, but it's also the story of one woman who was done living in the dark. You're a dangerous person who prays on vulnerable and trusting people. Your creditor, Michael Leavengood. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:50:25 Search Two Guys Five Rings and listen now. It's The Jubal Show and this just in, Kim Kardashian, is dating. F1 driver Lewis Hamilton. Experts say it's the first time Lewis Hamilton has written something with so many miles on it. Oh, wow. It's or fake news segment where I read a
Starting point is 00:50:53 new story from the week that's gone viral and you have to tell me if it's a real news story or a fake news story that people actually believed. Here's your first headline for real news or fake news. FDA issues nationwide recall on popular honey brand that
Starting point is 00:51:09 contains ED medication. Indeed. Oh. A popular honey-based product called Ashfiat al-Haramean energy support was recalled nationwide after dozens of men were admitted to the hospital with unexplained stiffness that lasted for more than four hours. Oh, my God. After doctors did some research, they found that all of these men had used the honey product just before their sundial decided to read high noon for hours upon hours upon hours. How do you spell that? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Food and Drug Administration researched and found Tad Tadalafil. Tadalafil. I don't know how you say it. Tadolafil, probably. In the honey. A prescription medication used to treat erectile dysfunction. And the ingredient was not on the honey's label and also is a something that you need with a prescription. So it shouldn't have been in there anyway.
Starting point is 00:52:06 One 60-year-old man had to go to the hospital and said, At first I was excited. I felt like I was in my 20s again, and so did my wife. But after six hours, I'm fine if I don't ever get another one of those ever again. I mean, is it hurt? It can. I think it does. After a while.
Starting point is 00:52:21 It can. People who bought the honey are advised to stop using it immediately and follow the seller's instructions for returning or disposing of it. Meanwhile, I bet there's some guys out there who can't wait to get their hands on it. Yeah, I bet you they are. The honey, I mean, well, probably. That's probably both. Is that a real news story or a fake news story? Nina? I feel like this has to be real.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Remember that trend that was going along not that long ago where like college students were eating honey packets? Yeah, for the same exact reason. And I bet you that's where this honey place got the idea for Tadda. Oh, probably. Oh my gosh. I'm going with real. I'm going with real. I'm going with real. Okay. Victoria FDA issues nationwide recall on popular honey brand that contains ED medication. Is that a real new story or a fake name? I'm going to go with real. Is all real? Yeah, I think so. Produce a freeze? Yeah, I'm going to go with real just because of what Nina said. She'd heard it before.
Starting point is 00:53:12 This is 100% real. It's a real new story. Yes. I love you thought it was fake. Are you serious? Check your honey labels, everybody. That's so funny. That's just for energy, but I guess it needs to really specify what kinds.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Yeah. Read the ingredients. Yes, read the ingredient. Well, it wasn't even on the label. That's true. That's true. That you can't do that. Surprise.
Starting point is 00:53:32 If you just, if you eat honey and then you're like, wow, I really enjoy that honey, you might have a problem. Maybe go to the doctor. This is your next headline for real news or fake news, a segment where I read a news story from the week that's gone viral, and you have to tell me if it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually believed. Bank teller accidentally ends marriage and stops robbery in one afternoon. Hey-o, multitasking. Here's the story.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Talk about awkward customer service. A former bank teller is going viral after admitting that she accidentally ended a marriage and prevented a robbery all the same afternoon. According to the bank teller, a married couple came into her bank because the wife was worried about money that kept disappearing from their shared account. Uh-oh. And since the couple didn't use the bank's app, the bank teller printed out a transaction history to help them track down the mystery withdrawals.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Oh, no. That's when things started to unravel. As they reviewed the account, she noticed a pattern of small charges, $10 here, $25 there, happening frequently enough to raise questions. So she asked if they could track them down, and then the teller asked if they were were in a sports gambling. Both people immediately said no. Turns out they investigated the charges and they were from only fans. Oh, wow. Oh, nice. The wife wasn't exactly happy finding out that there had been a bunch of money spent from only fans from her husband. Oh my gosh. I'd be furious.
Starting point is 00:54:59 That's such a waste of money. And in the middle of the bank, the couple stepped aside and started arguing. According to the teller, the disagreement escalated, raising voices. frantic scrolling accusations being lobbed back and forth. The customer's argument grew so loud that it became the main event in the lobby. And unfortunately for one would be criminal, that's when he decided to enter the bank, masked. And security footage shows the suspect pausing near the interests, assessing the situation, and attempting to approach the counter, only to be drowned out by the couple arguing about the only fan subscriptions. Bad timing.
Starting point is 00:55:34 At one point, witnesses say the suspect tried to interrupt them by, politely asking them to lower their tone. The wife responded by yelling at him, do not tell me to calm down. To the robber? Yes. The robber allegedly tried again, a little more firmly, saying he needed everybody's attention.
Starting point is 00:55:51 And even though he had a gun on him, a couple completely ignored him entirely and kept arguing about the only fans. After several failed attempts to assert control over the room and being visibly uncomfortable, the robber ran out of the bank and a robbery was stopped. Police later confirmed that there was an attempted robbery.
Starting point is 00:56:12 No money was stolen. No injuries were reported, all because the couple was arguing about the husband having only fans charges. Is this a real news story or a fake news story? I really hope this is a real story. Victoria, real or fake? I'm going to say fake because if the guy went with the wife and he knows why the money's going away,
Starting point is 00:56:30 why would you still have the bank teller look up why the money's going away? You didn't use abs. He didn't get it. I would really hope you would just use. comment. That's true. Maybe that's not too much on that. Producer Freez, real news story or fake news story.
Starting point is 00:56:42 I believe that a woman would do that, but I don't think that the timing would be that perfect. A robber will walk in at the exact moment. I'm just like, hey, guys calm down trying to rob this place. Shut on. They're talking. That is a real news story. I'm going to say fake.
Starting point is 00:56:56 That is a real news story. Yeah. It's out of North Carolina. Don't mess. When a woman is mad. Here is another headline for real news or fake news a segment where I'm I read a news story that's gone viral this week. You have to see if you can tell if it's a real new story or a fake news story.
Starting point is 00:57:12 This headline is ridiculous. Epstein investigation takes bizarre turn after email appears to out Bill Gates as popular EDM DJ. What? If you haven't seen the news, Bill Gates has been outed in emails from Jeffrey Epstein that also say that he contracted an STI from one of the women through Epstein. And also, investigators, upon reviewing thousands of emails connected to the Epstein case, are reportedly caught off guard after stumbling upon a message that had nothing to do with the crimes, finances, or travel, but instead appears to accidentally reveal that Bill Gates may secretly be the DJ Dead Mouse. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Officials are looking into it. But one of the emails from the Epstein files to Bill Gates said, Bill, if you don't respond to me ASAP, I will tell everybody about you being dead mouse. I highly doubt the millions of fans of your music would be dancing if they knew that it was an elderly tech CEO that they've been dancing to this whole time. Is that a real new story or a fake news story? Bill Gates is actually dead mouse. Nina? It's got to be fake, man.
Starting point is 00:58:24 I love the idea, though. Victoria. Real, it's real. That's crazy. Could you believe it? That would be so amazing. I want to see it. I can't believe this.
Starting point is 00:58:34 The Dead Mouse is Bill Gates. No, fake. How awesome would that be? Like, how crazy. It really would be. Yes, it's obviously a fake news story. But the funny part is that people did believe it. And it was shared five million times and also reports of multiple Dead Mouse tracks dropping from playlist because of it.
Starting point is 00:58:53 People actually, people online are actually like, what? Deadmouse is Bill Gates. I'm done. Ruined the whole thing for me. Brought to you by Muckle Shoot Bingo in Auburn. Your home from a machine. go, it's time for Nina's what's trending. Well, all eyes are going to be on the Olympics shortly.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Things are starting already. But did you know that it's common for ski jumpers to cheat at the Olympics? I didn't realize that. Yeah, there's a way that they do cheat. But this year, they're like, uh-uh, we're going to enforce this and make sure that nobody is cheating. And wait until I tell you how they have decided to stop the ski jumpers from trying to get one past everybody. I think it's kind of funny just because I've never heard this before. But if you're familiar, then you might have kind of an idea where this is going.
Starting point is 00:59:35 But I'll tell you, coming up in just a second. But first, down in Florida, it's lizard dropping season. What? Lizard dropping season. It gets so cold that the poor lizards out there just, like, freeze and fall from trees. Oh, I was thinking of probably what Jubal was thinking of. Okay, not this time, fellas. Not everything's about that.
Starting point is 00:59:59 But, yeah, so they get so cold, they freeze, and then they drop. And so apparently this has become such a problem in Florida that certain places have decided that they wanted to put iguanas to good use and put them on pizza. What? I'm sorry, iguanas or lizards? What are we talking about? The pizza is a bigger lizard. It's a huge lizard. But it's still a lizard.
Starting point is 01:00:19 But so iguanas are dropping out of this guy? Yeah. Apparently it's pretty good. I knew you were going to say that. I wanted to try it, but I have not tried it. To eat an iguana? Yeah. You wouldn't want to eat gullas.
Starting point is 01:00:30 But they're like pets. You can. In some places. Well, in Florida, they are calling this pizza the Everglades, and it's a regular pie with the delicacy of the iguana on top of it. They say that iguana tastes like frog legs. What is frog legs? Frog legs are delicious.
Starting point is 01:00:45 And then they say frog legs takes like chicken. Frog legs are good. So everything just tastes like chicken is basically what to pull us after. I'm not trying to find out. So I don't know. I kind of hurt my tummy when I thought about that story. But I thought Jubal would maybe start to have his mouth water a little bit. I wanted to try it for a long time.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Him and these weird meats. One of my buddies is from Mexico and he's like in the village you grew up and they would eat iguanas all the time and he was telling me about it. And I was like, that sounds good. Yeah. That it just, I don't know what it sounds. The way you described it. Yeah, the way you described it. Like they marinated or something?
Starting point is 01:01:14 They're delicious. Yeah. I'm surprised you've never gone and just tried it yourself. Like your friend telling you about it, I'm surprised you didn't just like book a ticket like next week and be like, let me go try it. Dude will go say less. I'm going to Miami. Meanwhile, do you remember Chris Hanson? Chris Harrison.
Starting point is 01:01:30 I'm sorry? Yeah, I remember Chris Hansen. Yeah. I'll say why. Not Chris Hansen. Chris Harrison. He was the original host of The Bachelor. So he just came out and said that he's going to be hosting a new dating show.
Starting point is 01:01:43 And this new dating show, he hasn't said where it's going to air yet, but it's going to be on a streaming platform. But the whole thing that the new dating show is that it's focusing on people who want traditional marriage-minded partnerships built on commitment and shared values. So it's starting to cause a lot of controversy because people are like, Well, what do you mean by traditional? Like, what does that mean? Like, you want somebody to cook for you and you come home traditional? I'm just saying these are the types of reactions. He got canceled, right?
Starting point is 01:02:11 Yeah, why? I don't remember what he did. I thought I had to do his sexual harassment. Wait, really? Like, something like that or. Wait, here, I'll look at a break. Or racism? It might.
Starting point is 01:02:20 It could have been both or one or the other. I don't recall. But there was, yeah, he did get canceled. And now he's coming back with an equally frustrating show to some. Meanwhile, some people are probably kind of into it. Like, yeah, it would be nice to have somebody that just wants to get married and have a family, you know? I looked up real quick, and it was because of racism. Racism?
Starting point is 01:02:39 Yeah, oh, it was racism. He got a lot of backlash up with an interview with one of the bachelorette's. Oh. Rachel Lindsay, who was a bachelorette. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot who would happen, but yeah, that's why. Well. Well.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Oh, yeah, he was defending something that she did. Oh, wait. He was defending something she did? Yeah. Well, no. Okay, well, we'll see. She attended, she attended, like, a frat party wearing, like, blackface or something like that. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:03:05 Something like that. Right. And he was defending it. Oh, he was defending someone else who did that. Rachel Lindsay wasn't the one who did that. Oh. Because Rachel Lindsay, I'm pretty sure. Was the one that got upset?
Starting point is 01:03:15 She was the first, like, black bachelorette. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone else did it and he was defending them. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So anyway, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:23 So now. That's why he got canceled. Thanks, Jewel. And now he's about to host a show about people. who believe in clear roles in relationship. He's definitely about defining things, that's for sure. He said, I got my lane and I'm staying in it.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Yeah, way to reinvent yourself. And lastly, ski jumpers at the Olympics have been cheating. And I guess what helps them cheat and get higher is if they've got more of an enlarged area. Whoa. Where are you going with this? I was going to just, it's like a poll vote?
Starting point is 01:03:54 Is that what you're saying? I don't. No, I mean. Yeah, that is what I'm saying, but they don't use it like a pole vault. So apparently it's a crotch enlarging situation where they were actually sticking, they were sticking different types of clay in that area, injecting hyluronic acid in that area, doing anything that they can, like modeling clay, to make that area bigger. Because when it's bigger, I guess they can jump farther or they get more height.
Starting point is 01:04:22 They don't want to enlarge anything else. That's what they go for. That's what helps you jump. That's what helps you jump farther. So I guess they're stuffing their pants in order to do this. Oh. Interesting. I mean, I've always had a 50-inch vertical.
Starting point is 01:04:35 I'm no worried about that. Well, the Olympics figured this out, and they're like, nah, we're going to now have a 3D scanning technology that's going to be a little chip that everybody has to wear in between their legs to make sure they are not doing anything to cheat. That's bizarre because, like, even with swimming, they, like, shave off their eyebrows to get an advantage. So you would think adding clay or anything.
Starting point is 01:04:59 You think it would hurt jumping. Yeah, it would weigh you down. But it makes sense because the farther you go. It must be less aerodynamic too, I would think. Yeah, it would be heavier so you could have a better chance of going like, it'll get you a little farther. Well, whatever you think is wrong. Because this is what it is. It makes sense to me.
Starting point is 01:05:17 I'm going to be Googling for a while. There's a rabbit hole for you. Just know, the microchips will be in place and no cheating will occur this year. And that is what's trending. Jubils Dirty Little Secret Hey you have a dirty little secret Yeah
Starting point is 01:05:32 Sweet what is it Um Is Jewel? Yeah What's up? What's going on? Yeah man Big fan by the way
Starting point is 01:05:40 Hey thank you You're a fan of yours Yeah I was like 10 years old And I was going to Go to school in the morning Oh that's dope
Starting point is 01:05:48 And you were raised correctly That's great Yeah But yeah I'm like that secret It's like killing me Because I was dating this one girl, and I was with her for like two years, like we lived together and everything. I was so scared.
Starting point is 01:06:04 And then we broke up and then, you know, she moved down and all that. And I got into another relationship. And then she was like, oh, have you been like single? I'm like, oh, yeah. I'm like, I've never had a relationship or anything. But it's like killing me inside that, you know, I had already been basically almost married. And I'm over here telling this new girl that, you know. I'm like basically free from all relationships.
Starting point is 01:06:29 You feel bad for lying. But why did you lie though? Why did you feel like you had to lie? I don't know. I just feel like I didn't want to bring that like the past to the present, you know? And it's like fucking killing me. She asked you to be honest though, you know? Yeah, but I guess, you know, they didn't want to be honest.
Starting point is 01:06:52 He said, hey man, he's not always the best policy sometimes. there yet. I don't know. Yikes. Can't tell her now. Yeah, maybe you got to keep it your dirty little secret. For real.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Yeah, I guess. Well, thank you for telling us. Yeah, thank you, man. Have a good one. Thank you guys for calling me. Yeah, you too. Good luck. What's your dirty little secret?
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