First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Full Jubal Show from Thursday January 22nd, 2026

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

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This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. This is a dope. You're a friend. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidant. Ready. And if you do a party,

invited everyone. Pull off the mic just a little. You would have seen the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say, Thank you for being a. Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubal Show is no different. Why, it's The Jubal Show with your drunk and Nina. Hi.

And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. Hi. And who could forget the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee, who loves playing Madden as much as he loves his college-age daughter. Producer Freeze. Hello. And then there's me. I'm Jubal, and this is the Jubal Show. And it's a time of week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives.

So, Nina, what's up with you this week? I have been messing up, left and right. Oh, double booking, breaking things, disappointing people. Are you breaking things because you're double booking? No, I just, I think that, like, my brain is not running on all cylinders. And part of it has to do with the fact that I do identify as an empath. I know people, you know, make fun of that term, but it's real when you walk around and you feel a lot of things. And with the way that the world is right now, I've been feeling a lot of things.

especially being that I am half Persian, and if you've seen the news at all, you might know what's going on in Iran. Iran isn't the only place that feels like things are in turmoil. But for me personally, that's kind of where my attention has been. And it's manifesting into me messing up everywhere. It's pretty wild. But I learned this, and I'm going to leave you with this,

I learned that just by reading a headline and feeling helpless as a reaction to what it is that you're reading, your body automatically goes into fight or flight. And so your adrenaline, your everything is just going crazy, increases your cortisol level. So your body is actually having a physical reaction to what's happening. So if you've been feeling that way too, if you consume the news or life events like that,

you're not the only one carrying it. And I think this is one of those times, sorry, I didn't mean to be like this, but I think that this is one of those times where there's strength in community. That's why I prefer to stay loose and ignorant. No headlines for me, baby. I'm not sure.

all the time. Is there a world going on outside of what's in front of my eyes? Who knows? Doesn't matter to me. I'm loose and ignorant. That's why it feels good when I'm here with you, Joe. That needs to be the name of your next album. Yes.

My next, yeah, the next song I draw will be loose and ignorant. All right, speaking of loose and ignorant, Victoria. No! Oh, guys. I, but see, that's fair with what I have to say, because I don't know what happened this weekend. I fully believe that my body died and then was brought back to me

and the sound of my friend yelling, Victoria, into the bathroom this weekend and me kind of waking up and being revived. Public bathroom. Public, yeah. Victoria passed out in a public bathroom this weekend. It was in a restaurant. I'm so proud of a high-end restaurant. Oh, that's good. So, you know, the thing is, I had a big brunch, and I just didn't fully realize that I hadn't been eating the rest of the day.

So by the time we got to dinner I was feeling like I was fine. No one even could notice that I was intoxicated. So yeah, I ended up going to the bathroom real quick when we got to the restroom and then my friend came in. The next time I remember she just like yells my name and I said what? And I looked at my phone and it had been an hour

and almost like an hour and up. You slept in there for an hour? Yeah, I had a really nice nap. You see you're like sitting on the toilet like with your pants down? I didn't plan to go to the bathroom. But yeah, like I was just like I had to pee so I feed and then I guess I just fell asleep. And then I got myself to get up and walk out.

And then I had realized I was not feeling great. So that I ran back in the bathroom and threw up in the trash can and apologized to the lady who walked in and said, oh, gosh. And then ran out. And I was like, yeah, I'm so sorry. You're yelling at her. That's your bedroom. Get out of my room. It was bad.

Producer Freeze was up with you this week. My drop my daughter off at the airport and had this immense amount of sadness because she was leaving because I had such a great time with her over the week. weekend and it brought me to this whole epiphany of I need to get on dating apps. I need to start, you know, solidifying my life here in this city and like starting having more than just waiting for my daughter to come visiting. I love you, I love you, Madison, but, you know, I'm putting too much pressure on my 24-year-old daughter to make me happy. You know what I mean? All right, Jim, well, what's up with you? I think I figured out a great question to ask your significant other.

I'll tell you in just a second. Remember, my new song, GDKP comes out this Friday, the 23rd. So check it out. Yeah, it does. Where you get your music, just type in my name. Pre-save the song if you can, follow my Spotify, whatever it is. But my new song drops, GDKP drops on Friday. So I'm excited about that.

Okay, Jubal. Come on. I'm sorry. Check it out. Also, I think I realize that there's a very good question you can ask your partner to see how they answer it to tell if they're worth it or not. And it's not a question that I asked, but it was asked to me. My girl called me the other night out of the blue

And I answered the phone I was like hello And she's like I have a quick question for you I was like what? She's like if there was a zombie apocalypse And I was bit by a zombie What would you do? And my answer was

I would chain you up right away How and I would put chains on you right away Because then I could take her with me Everywhere Because she's a zombie But I wouldn't want her to bite me Right Because zombies don't feel

Right So like if there's two people that were together And they both become zombies They're not in love as zombies They're just walking around eating people. So I would just want to keep her with me. And I could still love her, even though she would want to eat me. This is so creepy.

But my answer was chain her up right away so I could take her with me. Okay, did you pass this test? I don't think it was a test. She just called to ask me the question. I don't even know why. Is that it? But I was like, that's a good test for people, though, to see what they would do, right? So try it on your significant other day.

See how they answer it. See how that works out for you. If I'd shoot you in the head right away, you know, because that's what you do as zombies. Well, probably not. That would have been my answer. It's not a lasting relationship. I didn't know that. So, honestly, so true.

It's how long are they're going to stay with you to the end? Yeah, exactly. That is a good question. Or is that selfish because you're making her stay alive when she should just probably go out. But she shouldn't. And not if the love's going to stay alive. Wow, this is really certain. That's a good question.

That's a good question. All right. Your phone break happens every single hour on the 20s. Your next one is coming up right after this. And then right after that, isn't it is what's trending. It's the Jubel show. It's another Jubel phone. I've serviced it.

Excuse me? It's been serviced. I'm so sorry I didn't identify myself, did I? Uh, no. Sometimes I do that because I get so excited. But my name is Juniper and I'm calling from, I've been working on your computer, trying to figure out why the hard drive crashed on you like it did. Yeah, right. Uh, thanks for want.

So wait, it's all done? Yes, it's all done. And I've also went ahead and added a few things that I think you might like. What do you mean? I'm sorry, what do you mean by that? Added a few things? Yes, just a few hundred pictures that I think you'll really like. You added pictures to my hard drive.

Yes. So I, you know, of course, was working on your computer, and I noticed that you're an avid hiker. Okay. And the photos on your computer. There were many hiking. Somebody else there I can speak to. I'm sorry. You said you add it.

You went through my photos? Well, I was just making sure the hard drive was correct. And I noticed many hiking photos. All right. I'm not going to lie. I've gone to other places that have, I've had repair work done in the past. This is extremely invasive. I'm on my way to go right now.

I'm so sorry. I don't know if I need to be involving the police at this point. We don't need to be involving the police. It's just very innocent. I just noticed that you are quite the avid hikers. So I was able to capture some. Are you familiar with the term computer crime? Are you familiar with breaches of privacy, invasion of privacy?

Do you know? Yes, I'm very familiar. Very. Oh, okay. I thought you'd be thrilled to know that I, captured some candid photos of you on the trails most recently and I've uploaded those under your computer for you. Um, are you saying you, you candid photos of me hiking?

Like, like ones that were not on there? Yes, because I noticed the places that you like to go hiking and I figured out the days and the times where you like to go and I was lucky enough to spot you on the trail and I've taken some wonderful candid photos of you. I think you'll really enjoy them. Uh, I'm sorry, what the fuck? You've been following me? I have a very good lens that zooms in, very close.

And I was able to climb up in a tree and capture you from above. I'm on my way over there right now. I've got a few pictures of you urban hiking as well. What the fuck does that even mean? Walking upstairs and things like that around the city and your house. Bro, who the fuck are you? No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't follow people.

How do you still have this job? Like this is so I am calling the cops. I am heading over there right now with the police unit. You crazy creep. Hey, Corey. This is actually Jeeble from the Jeeble show doing a phone prank on you. And your girlfriend set you up. No.

It's a joke. She said that you have your computer in the shop being worked on and she wanted to mess with you. So you don't even work at, you don't work at the show. No, yeah. No, it's all a joke. Okay. Oh my. God, what the fuck?

Oh, I was sitting here thinking that there was some creepy asshole urban hiking. Oh, you're all crazy, man. Wake up every morning with jubel phone pranks. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. Brought to you by Muckle Shoot Bingo in Auburn. Your home from Mishingo.

It's time for Nina's what's trending. Have you guys seen the video of the girl that's gone viral for creating a Dr. Pepper jingle. Yeah. It's gone everywhere, has millions and millions of likes. This is my favorite story. Dr. Pepper picked it up and made it an official jingle, but wait until you hear it. You'll hear hers and then Dr. Pepper's that they're using to advertise in just a second.

Best story ever. I want Jubal to do this. But before we get there, apparently there's one word trending more than any other so far in 2026, and the word is whimsy. Google says searches are at an all-time high for the word whimsy. and the definition, according to Google, is behavior that is unusual, playful, and unpredictable. So rather than having a serious reason on purpose behind it,

you're just being whimsical. Wimical. Yeah. So I guess this is kind of the spirit animal of 2026. Whimsy? Whimsy? Whimsie. Whimsical?

It's not even an animal. Well, you could be. I mean, but you could be like a whimsical elephant or a whimsical parrot, whatever you feel like you identify. I don't think I've ever really heard anybody say whimsy in a sentence. seriously. Yeah, I don't know. It's just a year of whimsy, and they're calling them

hashtag whimsy goals. They got to come up with a word of the day, Jew. We'll just let them pick one, okay? I mean, back in the day, they used to use whimsy, right? Like Shakespeare, like she was whimsical. She went to the room. Yeah, yeah. The light flickered on her wings. So it's only been a couple hundred years.

It's been a little bit, yeah. Well, once a little old is new again. So whimsy, whimsy goals. Good luck getting those. From your FYP to your TV. Actually, it's kind of catchy. You know, you guys are who Alex Earle is? Yes. Yeah.

Okay. The podcaster dancing. She was on Dancing with the Stars. She was on Dancing with the Stars. She was big time, like, I don't want to say influencer, but Creator. She just announced that her family is getting their own reality show on Netflix from the same producers as the Kardashians. Wait.

Wait, I thought Ryan Seekrist is a producer. He is. Oh, so he's producing her? I mean, it didn't say Ryan Seacrest because I don't know how involved he is anymore, but he originally was and he probably gets paid for it. But the people that are creating it are the same ones that have been helping mold the Kardashians. I was just like, oh, do you think that?

Like, so many other families have tried to reach Kardashian levels. Yeah. You know? And I feel if anybody could do it, though, it might be Alex. Why is that? Her family's very interesting.

It's not the right word, but she has, like, her parents are divorced, but they're like very much blended. Well, her dad was arrested. He was in jail. Wait, what? Okay, that's cool. Yeah.

Yeah, like back in the day And her dad is married to the woman Oh, dang, there was a scandal, a political scandal with her. She used to be like an escort or something. So she's married to the dad. I have to like look it all up. But she was involved with the political guy. And so her mom is still cool

And she comes around and hangs out with all of them And she's really pretty. And then her sister's really pretty. That's why they're getting a show. Right. And they're pretty family. Right. But like so juicy.

Like they're so rich. But he was in jail and married an escort. But they're like a happy normal family. I like Alex, though. I think she's like very relatable and she tells her stories. She was dating the NFL guy. Cried in the videos. Let everybody know what was going on after their breakup.

Can you tell them invested? I didn't even mean that you're so invested already. I did not mean to get this invested because I went down a rabbit hole and I saw a picture of Alex's sister who has dark hair and Alex is blonde. I was like, are they whole sisters or half? And that's when I learned about her dad and the escort mom. I should just call it so I married an escort and I'll watch it.

Yeah, exactly. That's the way to get a lot of people to watch it. I mean, I think it sounds great. And I think that the Kardashians will actually finally have competition in this space. Yeah, because, like you said, like, people have tried, like the D'Amilio's tried, Adam Ray tried. Like, like, like, like, we'll have not. Well, I think they've tried, and probably because their families are semi-normal. Like, the Kardashians are so extra with everything.

Right. Right. So it's like, if they want to show off like, oh, her and her normalish, but kind of kooky family, it doesn't work in reality anymore. You've got to be completely insane, like the Kardashians. It's just like money, cars, all the weird stuff that, you know, like just that. Married to an escort, whatever it is. Yeah, whatever it is. I mean, it might work with that, though.

I think so, too, because they had the whole OJ Simpson thing with the Kardashians and maybe Chloe being his daughter, even though it's not. That was like a crazy story. But anyway, I'm still going down the rabbit hole. I'm really into it. I think it's interesting. Anyway, lastly, this is the best story. Also, they need butt injections.

Very different aesthetic. BBLs. It's directly proportionate to ratings. Yeah, the bigger the butt, the bigger the ratings. That's what they say. This family's very skinny. It's very different. Yeah, see, it's not going to work.

Very different. Beautiful. Right. So there is a girl that went on TikTok. She goes by Romeo's show on TikTok. And she was like, she posted this video of herself doing a Dr. Pepper jingle. And underneath of it, she wrote that this just came to her. And before somebody else gets it in their dream, she's got to post it so nobody steals from her.

So this is her. first doing her version of the Dr. Pepper jingle and then Dr. Pepper picking it up and making it a real thing. I have a theme song for Dr. Pepper and it goes like this. Dr. Pepper, baby is good and nice. Dr. Pepper, baby. Wow. Dr. Pepper, baby. I love it.

I actually think Dr. Pepper did a worse job than this, because I saw that video a while ago of her doing it. Yeah. And there was this other DJ who remixed it, right? Yeah. And he made a dope, like, 70s-style song with it. It was just like, it sounded like she had backup singers that were like, Dr. Pepper, baby. It was so dope. But that's cool, too, that they did that.

I mean, it's so cool. This is also a lesson in, just put it out there. Yeah, the residuals right now, like, we're talking about it. It's probably being talked about, like, all over the place right now. And that's all free advertising. Sure, Dr. Pepper paid her a bunch of money for it, too. I'm sure they did. And that was just her because she was being brave and just stuck it out there.

So put yourself out there. You never know what you're going to get. Just do it. Not gross. Just get it out there, but like in a good way. That's what's trending. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jebel show.

Julia is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater, and she's been with her boyfriend Carter for a little over a year, but now she thinks he might be messing around, so we'll see if we can help her out. Julia sucks to have to come on the show this way. I'm sorry, but why do you think Carter might be cheating on you? Okay, so like you said, we've been together for almost the year. But we did go on the break sometime in the middle for like a month or two.

Okay. I thought that we were more solid than ever after that, that we got really clear on what we wanted. We're talking about moving in together. And the only thing we talked about it and the only thing both of us said was we went on a few days when we were apart. And that was it. I thought we had been open. but there's a girl that's liking all his Instagram posts and I'm just suspecting that

he didn't give me the whole truth based on some Instagram posts and comments I'm seeing. Really? Yeah. I mean, it is always weird when somebody is liking every single post. Usually there's a reason for that. I mean, yeah. That's how I caught. So many people cheating on me, not to stress you out.

Seriously? Yeah. Dang. It kind of makes me feel more sane to hear that. But yeah, like you don't like every single post. if you're just a friend. Right. So I saw this comment

from my girl who I already was like, why are she biking every single thing? And then the comment was just a fire emoji and a drooling emoji. No. Okay. That's like also, wait, so obvious. Did you call him out on that?

It's very obvious. Does you ask him anything about this? Yeah. So I asked him, I just decided to be straight about it. And he said, what do you mean? There was never a phone like that. And I went to pull it up and it was gone. Like it was just not there anymore.

Like he deleted the comment? Yeah, I don't know how. He was so stout. Yeah, it's weird, right? I don't know. But so I decided to talk to him about it. And he said it was never there. And I felt crazy.

So I went to go find it and he was, I mean, it was gone. Um, but he just keeps denying it ever existed. I feel totally gaslit. Okay, so he must have deleted it then. Yeah, I don't know how he did it so quickly. It was like magician. Like, it was like he, he made, you know, the dove disappear. I mean, I don't know what, which craft he did in his pocket, but it was like, he just, like,

touched a few buttons and it was gone. It was insane. That's so crazy. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy. I feel crazy. So the other reason I'm like very, very concerned is I was showing him this restaurant I want to go to that just opened. I mean, it just opened. And it's a very, like, it's one of those ways you don't go with your buddies. It's very romantic. It's a date spot.

And he said that he's been there. And when I asked him about it, I was like, how have you been there? Like, it's only been open in a few weeks. And then he sort of took it back and said it must have been a mistake. So I didn't think anything of it. Okay. But then we go. And the waiter was like, oh, you're back.

Oh. So the waiter at this restaurant recognized him? Yikes. Yeah. Like, very familiar with him, not like sort of. I mean, he was like, oh, good to see you again. Oh, wow. And so I asked him about that, and he was like, I don't know, the guy must think I'm somebody else.

Okay. But it was like the way he reacted and stopped himself. And then he was just acting so cagey after that. And I just can't get that part out of my mind. It's like all of the things kind of don't add up. Unfortunately. Well, he's making you seem crazy in the meantime. Yeah.

All that. Do you think that, like, are you feeling like this might be somebody that he met while you were on a break and just never broke it off with them, maybe? I think that that's definitely likely or possible. But, like, it's making me feel like I need to investigate him more. Like, it's like, before, like, my spidey senses are, like, you know, I'm, like, looking now. Right. Is he lying about? Exactly.

Right in the middle of to catch a teeter. And if you're just joining us, Julia is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year might be cheating. His name is Carter. And we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us and his flowers delivered from our floral department. And we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Julia, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Julia, why don't you break down your situation for us again real quick? Sure. I've been with my with Carter for about a year. We went on a short break. We got back from the break and I thought that we were solid. We were talking about moving in. But I noticed some suspicious comments on his Instagram and when I addressed him, he denied it and they had been deleted. And he also lied about going to a restaurant that's very hard. clearly a date spot that he'd never been to, but then the waiter knew exactly who he was.

So, can you, I don't know, I'm not even going to right now. All right. All right. And you guys were on a break, so you think that maybe it could be somebody that he was messing around with when you guys were on a break? I think it's someone who maybe he met them, but he hasn't called it off. Right. I mean, for anybody to have the nerve to put a fire emoji and a drool emoji under somebody's

thing, thing? That's a thing. Yeah. You know what I mean? If it was nothing, why did he delete it? Right. Totally, exactly. Why is he hiding it?

Totally. Yeah. All right. Well, are you ready for us to call him? I guess so. I'm sort of just bracing myself, but we're here with you. All right. Well, here we go.

Hi, this is Corbett calling for a M. Grocer's. I was looking for our rewards card member named Carter. Yeah, this is Carter. Carter, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner.

Thank you so much for your business. I hope you can hear us all excited for you. Congrats. Thanks. I don't know if you know this, but every single month we choose one rewards card member who gets a free gift from us. And this month it's flowers delivered from our floral department. You just won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want. Absolutely free.

It's a $316 value. Oh, $316. Oh, wow. That's cool. Yeah, they're a very nice flower. So thank you very much for your business. And it's super easy, too. You'll get confirmations on everything.

I won't ask you for any kind of credit card information. I can take down the information in a matter of minutes over the phone. It just takes like three minutes. I can do that right now if you already know you want to send them to. I can also set up a time to call you back or you can come down to the store and fill out the paperwork at the customer service desk. Whatever works for you best. Yeah, that's actually perfect. I already know who I want to send them to.

Oh, great. All right. Then let me just get my stuff ready here. And you'll get, like I said, confirmations on all of this before we're even off the phone. But the first bit of information I would need would be the first and last name of the person you want to send them to. And then if you want to put anything on a card and then we'll get the address and that'll be it. I want to send them to Tabby. Tabby, D-A-B-B-B-Y, I'm guessing.

Tabby-Y. Tabby, okay. Tabby, got it. Okay. Thank you very much. And then would you like to put anything in the card? Can you say, I'm glad that we're working this out? I'm ready to try again. And I'm glad that you are too. Yes, I can. And then also say, I love you tabby cat. That's what I call her. Oh, well, that's, that's cute. Who the f*** is tabby cat? What that, what the actual? What? What? What is this?

You not know? Carter, this is actually a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal, and that's your girlfriend, Julia. We do a segment on the show called To Catch a Cheater. Where if you think your significant other is messing around, you see, they're some flowers, too.

Oh, this is, this is awkward. Julia, I don't really know what to say. Yeah. I don't understand. I don't understand. Why are you acting like nothing is happening right now? You're so casual about it. I'm casual and chill about this because it's actually kind of weird that you would call a radio show to find out if I was cheating or not.

Like, you really could have to ask me. It's actually kind of weird that you would send flowers to another woman from the radio show. You're talking about moving in with me. That's kind of weird. Clearly, Ticat is not you. But honestly, Julia, at the end of the thing, it is what it is. I don't even, no, no, no, no. I don't know.

Me? What? Are you serious? No. No, Julia. No, Julia. You know, honestly, I just can't with your eyes here. You have always been so rude and condescending. Wow. You have been such a pain in my ass since the moment I've mentioned you.

Why the fuck would you even, do you hear yourself right now? Like, you sound crazy. Like, everybody's probably listening to you. Like, who is this? To you? Do you hear yourself right now? I, unless I'm lying that you're not my boyfriend, that we're not talking about moving in.

What the fuck? No, no, no, no, the card. I love you and we're trying to work things out. What the fuck does that mean, Carter? This is insane to me. What am I to you? I don't, we were working things out. And I'm not crazy.

She posted on your thing. When I asked you about it, you delete it. You're acting like you're, like, there's something to be suspicious about. We go to that restaurant. You say you've never been there. Then you've been there. Then you say you haven't said the waiter recognizes you. and then you play it off like it's nothing, everything isn't nothing.

Something is going on. Yeah, no, thank you, actually, because you actually helped me figure out a problem I was having. What? What problem is that? I'm the one who just found out you're cheating. I was dating Tabby for the past three years. What? What?

Yeah, yeah. So once Tabby and I took a break from that, I started dating you, and I realized I love Tabby more. So she's the one I want to be with. I don't want to be with you, Julia. Like, clearly you have been a problem. I'm a great, Carter. Thank you for telling me that. I'm so glad I could help.

I'm so glad I could help you out. You're an awful human being. You've been with her for three years. You've been with me for one. I was the side check this whole time. Oh, Julia. I can't believe how I fell for this. Oh, my God.

Can I go? Can I go? Can I feel like those fly to set? Oh, my God. Wow. Wow. Bye. Yikes.

I hung up on him, Julia. Julia, I'm so sorry. Yeah, but that guy's a... He sounds awful. I can't say the word. I can't... I can... I'm speechless.

I don't know why I thought he was a good guy. Like, how did I... He really did a good job. Oh, my God. Actually, I'm, like, now that it's settling, and I'm so glad that I found this out. You guys, he was trying to get me. To buy him a car.

Oh, what? I'm so, I'm so relieved. Well, no. I'm so glad I didn't do that. I'm sorry you had to find out that way, but it will be much better for you. No, I'm honestly, thank you. I'm so glad that I know now. The Jubil shows to catch a cheater.

Don't call me stupid. Oh, right. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher IQ. but you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait? It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez

in a game of trivia for Louis Tomlinson tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Is this Rob? Yes, it is. Hey, what's up, Rob? How are you? Oh, you know, I'm doing all right. Yeah. Doing my thing out here.

All right. I'm making my way through life. I feel that, Rob. being honest real quick. I'm just like really annoyed right now, Rob. I'm just going to tell you about it because I got Uber 1 right now. Like I paid a whole 10 bucks for it. And then I went to go check out because I really wanted my coffee for Starbucks. And it was still going to charge me like 10 extra bucks. And I'm like, I just bought the Uber 1. Like why are you anything? Yeah. It's supposed to give you like, no delivery fees. Oh. And so I'm like. Aunt Nina. Yeah. Yeah. Aunt Nina. Yeah.

If you reach down in your purse next to that unwrapped butterscots keep you at the tan do you have. and give her a gummy. Because she's like all over the place. She's like on the record scale of up and down all over the place. Okay. Let's give Victoria a gummy. I'll happily give her a gummy, but let's be clear, ants don't carry butterscotch.

Grandma's do. And he's got the little mini travel bottles of like tequila, so different. All right, here we go. Sitting Victoria out of the studio. And while she leaves, Rob, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions.

possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? All right. Here we go. All right. Your time starts now. What planet has the shortest day in our solar system? Venus. The Renaissance began in which European country? Oh, gosh, I know that, but a path. Which actress played the lead role in the movie Black Swan?

Fast. Which fashion house is credited for popularizing the little black dress in the 20s? I don't know anything about dresses and venice. I'm all over the place. Rob, you're selling a dress guy. I'm surprised. Rob needs a gummy. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.

And while she's getting settled... No, I need what Victoria's on. While she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff. Rob, have you ever streamed the Jubal show before? No, I have not. You should have tried. Failure. Yeah.

I'm sorry. It's weird. Well, you know, it's not really a failure because I drive for a living, so I can't stream why I drive. You can do it on your phone. Bluetooth it, bro. Yeah, Bluetooth. Do you have Bluetooth?

I guess I can help you do my headset. I don't know. Either way. Technology is cool. You're going to win this. You're going to win this no matter how, what I say. You're going to win this. I don't know.

Time goes to the caller. We'll see you, Rob. All right, here we go. Victoria, 30 seconds, answers. many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And you have to meet Rob outright to win. Are you ready? Uh, yes. Rob, you can tell Victoria when to go. Good luck, Victoria. It's a tough one. Let's go. What planet has the shortest day? Hearing it. I just really did not look at anyone. The Renaissance began in which European

country. Oh. Oh. Um, um, um, um, um, the country. What's a country? I need a country. I need a country. I don't know. Pass. Which actress played the lead role in the movie Blacks, France. Um, um, um, wait, which at, Natalie Portman. Which fashion house is credited for popularizing the little black dress in the 20s? Uh, uh, Louvon. No, no, no, no, no, no. You should know this.

Louis, Louis, Leviton. Is that your, that's your answer? We're going to go with that. Okay. All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did. Wait, wait, wait, our scoreboard, our producer freeze. Rob had zero and Victoria had one. Oh!

Wow. That's two victories in a row. No win streak. Thank you very much. Victoria, congratulations. Thanks. Congratulations, there, Victoria. You did not be Victoria, but you do get the Louis Thompson tickets for playing. Which is a beast. Well, hey, can you do me a favor?

Mm-hmm. Give a victory. Two things. Two things. Yeah. First of all, could you bring back Pook and Skyler? And then the second thing is, could you pass them on to the next caller? Yeah, absolutely. You know what? You're not a big One Direction guy, Rob?

You strike me as a big One Direction fan. And yes, thank you for that. Driving your truck. Listen to One Direction. Phone print characters. All right, let's get the answer to that one, Nina. Jupiter is the planet that has the shortest day. What?

The Renaissance began in Italy. Natalie Portman is the actress that played the lead role in Black Swan. Chanel is the fashion house credited for popularizing the Little Black Jazz. Dang it. I knew that. Did you? I yell. Hey, Rob, appreciate you, man.

Have a great day. Okay? Thank you for playing. I knew all the answers, too, if I wasn't playing. We play you versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, just DM us at the jubel show or go to the jubleshow.com. Ryan is on the phone today for our first date. Follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Morgan.

So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first, Ryan, how long has it been since you heard from Morgan? Not long, about six days, but definitely like long enough to answer a text that just says, like, hey, I had fun with you, you know. Yeah. Did you try to reach out to her a couple times or was that the only one you left it there? No, I just said, like, hey, I had a really good time and, you know, let's get together next week. We had talked at the end of, you know, after dinner last week. So I don't know.

Just kind of weird. That's all. Okay. Tell us about the date. Well, it was nice. It was really nice. It was actually like, it was like we kind of skipped over any kind of like an awkward phase. It just, we just sort of clicked. We went to this little Italian restaurant, very, very classic, a hole in the wall, got the exposed brick. Just a really nice, nice little spot. It was cool. It was chill. I love those places. Yeah. It was kind of, kind of sleepy and split a bottle of red. ordered too much pasta and it was nice

you know at the end we kissed and it was like real it was like a real it was a real kiss it wasn't like you know see you later it was it was like there's something here

at least I thought there was okay walk us head like walk us through how that happened did you lean in and grab her cheek does she lean in and you just turned your head like how did it go down I walked her I walked her back to her car

and, you know, it just, we locked eyes and it just felt natural. Okay. Okay. Well, why do you think you're getting ghosted then? I'm not sure. I mean, like I said, things, things seemed cool. I mean, the only thing I could think is this place, the Italian place, they're like known for their bread, and apparently she had been there before

and was obsessed with the bread. They bring it like hot and fresh right out of the oven. And so she was telling me a story and it was kind of funny. And I was taking a sip of my water and I like laughed and I kind of, I hit the bread. But it was like it was whatever. There's only a few drops or, you know, it seemed like she had looked past it, but maybe it's the bread.

I don't know. And you didn't get her new bread? Maybe that's why. I don't know. We got, we got, we, there was a lot. There was more bread, obviously, but yeah, I'm just trying to think about anything that could have gone wrong or anything that would have been weird or off or anything like that. Yeah. Spitting on bread, you're excited to eat is kind of like, oops.

Okay. And that's the only thing you can think of? Yeah. Did she say she wanted to see you again? Yeah, yeah. Like I said, you know, there was a vibe. It was cool. Like I said at the end, there was, you know, there was a real kiss.

It's like I had to like lean against the parking meter afterward just to. Was it bad? Like I know that you know. I don't know. Like you know that it was nice. I'm just wondering like if there was some kind of moment. Like did your teeth touch? Are you a little slobbery?

Nothing crazy like that. No. Ryan is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Morgan. So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date if he still wants one. But before do that, Ryan, why don't you break down your city? situation for us real quick. I went out with this girl Morgan and took her to dinner. We had a really good time.

I accidentally spit on her bread. I hope that has nothing to do with this. And I don't know, we got along really, really well, and I walked her back to her car and we kissed. And then nothing, crickets, you know, just. Okay. Brett is not a euphemism. He legit spit on her. No, I was going to say that line.

It wasn't code for anything. All right, Ryan. Are you ready for us? to call her? Yeah, yeah, let's get her on the line. I'm curious, I want to see what's going on. Okay, here we go. Hi, I speak to Morgan, please.

This is she. Hey, Morgan, how are you? This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Morgan. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal.

How are you? Well, hi, there's a lot of you. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever listened to the show before? I feel like I shouldn't say no. Sorry. Be on it.

All right. I listen to a lot of podcasts. Okay. We'll have one of those times. Yeah. We'll check it out sometime. Yeah. But we're calling you today because we actually got an email about you.

Okay. So we do a segment on the show. It's called the first date follow up. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and then you ghost them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. Is there anybody that you're ghosting that you think would email us? I, yeah. I think so. I'm shocked that it would be so important that they would call into a radio station, but I can think of the problem.

It's flattering, Morgan. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about Ryan. Okay. Do you mind telling us why you're ghosting Ryan? Yeah. Sure, why not?

Okay, so Ryan and I went on a date. it was good, it was a good day. We had a great time and I decided I didn't want to see him again and I don't feel bad about it. So that's like I can tell you why. Yeah, that's what we want to know. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Thank you. Okay, so I got home.

I looked in the mirror and I realized I had a huge piece of lettuce in my teeth like, like fully in the front of my teeth and he said nothing and that's a deal breaker for me. Okay. So why is that a deal breaker? I mean, I can see how it's kind of embarrassing and it's not awesome to see when you get home from a date, but why is that something that you're just calling it good on? Oh, can you imagine like we're talking for hours? We're flirting.

I'm smiling at him and telling him stories. We're gazing into each other's eyes across a candlelit table and the whole time I've let in my teeth and he didn't tell me. Like to me, that's just like not the kind of person I hang out with. I want to hang out with someone who's going to tell me I have to let it's in my teeth. What if he didn't see it? Then he's blind. That's not possible.

And if he really, really didn't, then he's not observant and I still don't want to be with someone like that. But I find it really hard to believe he didn't see it. I know it sounds silly, but I get you, girl. I get like that in the studio sometimes when I notice I have food in my teeth and Jubal and Victoria didn't tell me. Hey man, we didn't see it. Yeah, there's a lot of times I don't see it. Okay, so maybe we really didn't see it.

Whoa, wait, hold on. Hey, Morgan, that's Ryan. He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you, by the one. Hey, I'm sorry, this is about lettuce in your teeth? Yeah. Oh, like, well, so, but hold on. You're telling me like your life story. I want to be really clear.

It's not a random flip-up. That's a violation of. my trust it indicates who you are as a person you're like bearing your soul to me I'm supposed to stop you and be like hey your mouth looks like a compost man oh gosh yes because one if you're not grossed out by that problem and two yes you're supposed to have someone's back so they don't make a fool of themselves I what else would you not I barely know this okay I go I go what else are you keeping from me I don't want to move forward this is like some sort of

test or something? Yeah, kind of. No. Yeah. Hold on. Are you saying you knew you had food in your teeth and you're waiting for me to say something? Yeah, it's a perfect test.

The real ones will say something. They care enough to say something. They're not trying to be nice. I don't want something to be nice to me. I want someone to be real with me. You put the food in your teeth on purpose? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. This is. That's a good turn. That is, first of all, that is so manipulative. I don't really even know what to say. That's, you have issues. Look, let me just remind you.

We're talking about this on the radio show. So I feel like my assessment of you was correct. I cannot believe this is happening. Second of all, I do this on every date and it hasn't failed me. You know what? I put a little bit of, like a leaf, a little bit of something, deliberately leave it there. If they call it out, they pass.

And if you let me walk around looking like I have a sour. If I said, Hey, Morgan, your teeth look like a salad bar. We would be going out? Yeah. I feel like we'd be planning we can get away and say it's a great way. Wow. I think you really seriously need therapy and a toothpick. I feel like it's a reflection of your character.

So you can say that I'm. I'm insane. But knowing that you left me like that for hours, it feels like the whole thing was fake. And it's very embarrassing for me. Cool. Well, next time I'll carry dental floss. And one of those little bids they give you when you're getting your teeth clean.

Yeah. There's not going to be a next time because you didn't, it's not about carrying dental floss. It's about being honest to my face. Are you sure, Morgan? Do you want another date with Ryan? We'll pay for it. No, no.

Honestly, I think I think I'm good because you're telling me you're running psychological experiments on the men you go to dinner with. You're, I'm good. This is, but thanks. I'm glad we got to the bottom of this. It's a new kind of test. The thing is, I would never do that to you. I would have your back. So you can see it as a manipulation, but it's.

It's sort of like it's a right of passage. It tells me what I need to know. I'm not a manipulative person in general. So you can tell yourself whatever you want. You're fake with me. All right. Good luck, guys. Sorry, Ryan and Morgan, thank you very much.

Thank you. I've been to luck. Joubles first date follow up. You heard it here first. It's some breaking news from the Jubel show. Armed Robbers stole 100,000. thousand dollars in merchandise from a Pokemon store in New York City.

What? Don't worry though. Police are determined to catch them all. It's time for the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News where I read a news story that's gone viral this week. Tell me if it's a real one or a fake one that people

actually believed. Here's your first headline for Real News or Fake News. Move over cartels. Parrots are the new crime bosses. Move over cartels. Parrots are the new crime bosses. Here's the story. Law enforcement officials are urging the public to remain vigilant

after confirming a disturbing new trend in organized crime. Trained parrots being deployed to steal valuables and most concerning smuggle drugs over the border. According to reports, criminal organizations have now begun exploiting parrots' intelligence, agility, and complete lack of moral compass to conduct their criminal activity. An FBI spokesperson said, these birds are colorful,

charming and absolutely not your friends. If you encounter a parrot outside of the normal parameters for viewing a parrot, you should assume criminal intent and evacuate the area quickly. So basically run if you see a parrot, and it's not like where you would expect to see a parrot. What are you, they call shake you down?

Investigators say the parrots are trained using positive reinforcement and voice commands. The birds allegedly target, open purses, backpacks, and jewelry. They've also been used to fly full bags of drugs across the border and to designated drop spots. Wow. And some criminal organizations have become training their parrots to be enforcers

with a string of brutal parrot attacks on rival gang members. Wow. What? Rival gang parrots? Citizens are being told to look out for the telltale signs that you might be in danger of an attack parrot. A parrot hovering near you. birds repeating phrases like drop it and hurry

they're coming they're coming parrots wearing tiny ankle tags or bandanas apparently the thieves use that to mark and track the parrot and the public is encouraged to report any suspicious bird behavior to authorities immediately is that a real news story or a fake news story who over cartels parrots are the new crime boss Nina is that a real news story or a fake one

I'm actually going to go with real because that makes a lot of sense I'm surprised it actually took thieves so long to train birds to do this. That makes perfect sense. What? Seriously? Yeah, it's like that and monkeys. They can do it too. Yeah, I'm here for it. Victoria, is that a real new story or a fake news story?

Move over cartels. Parrots are the new crime box. Fake. You're saying fake? Yep. Curtis freeze? I'm going to say, you know, you can't bomb a parrot. So, you know, you can't bomb a boat.

They've been bombing boats lately that have been carrying drugs and whatnot. So I think the drug cartels are probably on to the next level. The military starts shooting parrots. The cartel is ahead of the game. They're like, let's train the parrots. So I'm going to say real. That is a real news story. Watch out for any parrots.

If you're in an area where you don't expect a parrot and you see one, run, and scream. It's pretty incredible, but you can train them that well. That's the part that I'm the most blown away about. Not because I like the crime part, but wow. They can do that, though? That's incredible. Here's your next headline for real news or fake news. segment where I read you a news story that's gone viral this week.

You have to tell me if it's a real one or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's the headline. Mr. Cheese terrorizes city with no end in sight. Excuse me. Mr. Cheese terrorizes city with no end in sight. This is out of Conway, South Carolina. It says residents near Coastal Carolina University are now living in fear, not of the typical late night noise or frat party shenanigans,

but of an audacious intruder, now infamination. across the town as the cereal cheese dip criminal. Some people call him Mr. Cheese. Oh, gross. Over the past week, local homeowners have reported multiple break-ins in which an unknown perpetrator has entered unlocked houses or broken in a house, raided refrigerators, and poured queso cheese dip or any kind of cheese substance that melts onto TVs and furniture, smashed eggs across the living room, and even smeared maple syrup throughout

kitchens and the whole house. Oh, it's so messed up. Police say multiple homes on quail run road were targeted in one night. In one incident, a startled homeowner awoke to find his sofa and flat screen TV drinks and nacho cheese, forcing him to refer to the mess as only a dairy nightmare. Oh, not a dairy nightmare. Is this a real news story or a fake one that people actually believe? Mr. Cheese terrorizes city with no end in sight.

I'd like to say fake, but I'm going to have to go with real. Just because of how bored we are as humans, I could see us or someone being Mr. Cheese. It's a real news story. Victoria, is that a fake news story or a real news story? Mr. Cheese terrorizes city with no end in sight. It's real. I think real. Real?

Yeah. Pretty surprised. I'm going to go fake on that one. That is a real news story. Yeah, it is. Watch out for Mr. Cheese. Mr. Cheese needs a friend. You are bored.

Next headline for real news or fake news, the segment where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral. You have to tell me if it's a fake one or a fake one that people actually believed or a real news story. Here's your headline. Leaked text messages allegedly reveal Blake lively having an affair. Dude, what? Leaked tech messages reveal Blake lively having an affair. Here's the story. Text messages from Blake lively have been released due to the investigation and the lawsuit she's in against Justin Baldoni.

But it claims that Blake likely has been carrying on in a secret affair with one of the most unexpected celebrities imaginable. Guy Fieri. What? You know, the diners and drives. Diner's drive-ins and dives. The Spiky blonde hair. Yes. Guy Fierry.

sunglasses, flames, all of it. Screenshots surface of the text messages. Apparently, one text from Blake Lively allegedly read, I don't even like wings like that, but when you explain them, I get it. Whoa. Another text from Fieri replied, you ever feel like life's just one big diner off the highway? Anyway, thinking about you.

And remember, Blake Lively's married. All right. to Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. So are these text messages a real news story or a fake news story? A string of text messages reveal that Blake lively is having an affair with Guy Fiery. Nina? I've got to go with fake on this one.

Well, the number one reason I'm going fake is because she's obsessed with her husband, as she should be. But that's why. Victoria? Blake Lively, text messages reveal that she's having an affair with Guy Fierry. Real news story or a fake news story? See, that could cover up the Baldoni thing. So part of me was like so real. Some go to the real. Real?

Producer Freeze? I would say that Guy Fieri would definitely send those messages, but I don't think there's an affair going on. So I'm going to say, yeah, I'm going to say it's fake. That is a fake news story. Blake Lively is not having an affair with Guy Fieri, although people did believe it.

And it got shared over 3 million times on social media by people outraged that Blake Lively was having an affair on Ryan Reynolds with Guy Fierry. People will believe anything. They really well. The text that got me is that thought thinking about diners in you or whatever. I'm surprised

that there wasn't a text about Flavortown. Nobody always says to take you to Flavor Town. He says that? That's his pickup line for sure. He shouldn't. That would have been better. People actually believed it. That's why we have to do this segment every week

for the news or fake news. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. Brought to you by Muckleshoot. Bingo. What's his name? Your home from a shingo. It's time for Nina's what's training. Thank you very much for the assist on that.

I watched it in real time. My brain switched out. And if you're done on purpose or if you were like actually living out, that you just need a lot of the shoes. This happened. Yeah, hard drive crashed. It's like dramatic pause. Well, if you're a meathead or somebody that enjoys time in the gym,

you're going to want to hear this story because there is a place that you don't even think about that is dirtier than toilets that happens at the gym. And I'll tell you where that is in just a second. But first, if you've been doing some new year cleaning and going through your rooms and your home and getting rid of stuff, Goodwill is always a good place to donate. However, they are being very clear that there are some things they don't want. And this is aside from all the stuff that you bought on TikTok that they don't want.

But broken stuff. Why are people donating broken stuff? It's not a trash can. I think people assume it's like the dump, you know? Yeah. It's not. It's not a dump. It's still a table.

It only has three legs, but it's still a table. It's like, no, they want things that they can resell. And use. And people can actually use. But broken stuff is the top of the list. Wet stuff. Whoa. Gross.

Bowling balls. That kind of shocks me. Really? They don't won those? Those are kind of fun. Well, and those can be so expensive. I would love to thrift a bowling ball. Tell me a story about the guy that used to throw strikes with this bowling ball.

And he was part of a little league and had a shirt and his name was Bob. Like, come on, I want Bob's bowling ball. I was going to say, you know, I have never to have never. It just spilled out everywhere. Tell me more about that hot bowler guy. No. With his name stitched on the pocket. What he slammed in the evening.

Okay. The funny part is I wasn't thinking hot. I just had this picture of this little old guy that likes to hang out and bowl. So he had stories about life, guys. Not a hot one. The guy who smells like cheap cigarettes and hot wings on Thursday night. Okay. Oh, guys, we should go bowling.

How fun. See, I enjoy bowling. No chemicals and paint, no carpets, no water beds or hot tubs. I mean, some of this stuff just feels so obvious to me. How fun. Why is there's a waterbed if it's a working water bed? You can fill it up yourself. I don't know, maybe mold or something.

And I don't even think they sell those anymore, so they're actually, like, hard to find. So if you find a waterbed, you got to bring back the water bed. You got to bring back the water bed. That sounds so much fun. It was fun, but I hurt my back so bad. You had one? No, but one of my friends growing up had a water bed. And any time we would do a sleepover is like, we thought it was so fun.

I was like, ooh, Shana's got a water bed. You know, it wasn't cool. What were you doing on the water bed? We were innocent. This was my innocent era. Okay. Anyway, next story. New term that we need to know guys.

Boller with the water bed. Yeah, that's hot. Yeah. And a shag carpet. A bowler in the water bed. House burping is a new term that people are using now. Ew. But the funny part about this is before I go on to tell you exactly what house burping is,

apparently in Germany, Germans have been doing this for so long that they're not. They're like, silly Americans. You're calling it house burping. We've been calling it Luftin for all this time. Lufden. Lufton, that's what they call it in Germany. Yeah, so house burping is just opening your windows or your doors and airing out your home. So you're opening your windows.

Why do people have to have names for everything? I don't know. Why does it have to be house burping? We're going to be like airing out your house. Right, like just what it is. What it is, yeah. House burping makes it sound gross. Also, there's like no need for, like there is what you're opening your windows.

There is a name. It's called airing out the house. Herring out the house. Getting some fresh air in your house. Yeah. It's been going on for ages. Ever since windows and doors. As a matter of fact, at one point, humans didn't even have houses.

Just everything was always aired out. Everything was burphing, apparently. I don't know what they called it then. Okay, for everybody that... Why are the Germans weighing in on it? I feel like everybody's been hearing out their house. Well, Germans call it loose. The Americans are so stupid.

They just figured out how to air out their house. What's next? They figure out technical. Probably not. You really did. If you spend time in the gym, there's one spot you probably don't think about being the dirtiest place. Fingernails are 10 times dirtier than a toilet seat after a workout. That makes sense.

That really gross you out. It doesn't matter. You get your sweat in there. You're touching all the things. It gets under your nails. You touch all the equipment. It's why you should wear gloves. The gym?

Or, I mean. Yeah. People wear workout gloves. That's what they wear. Well, but they do that, though. I thought so they didn't get the calluses and to help them pull down to the weight. I wear medical gloves. You get some weird looks for people, but yeah, I change them after every single exercise, too.

Just snap them right on again. New pair for every machine. As he links with the guy next to him also and little. I just feel like he looked like such a serial killer if you did that. That would be so weird. No. That'd be so funny. You know how dirty your fingernails all?

Ew. So just wash your hands to keep yourself a little extra clean for you and everybody. else. That is what's trending. Jubils. Dirty little secret. On the new hits 106.1. Hello? Hi there. Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

I do. Sweet. What is it? Okay, so I'm a veterinarian and a few years ago on my son's birthday this woman came into our office and her dog had just given birth to puppies.

she came in to get them all checked on and I realized they were you know thorough breads which are very expensive dogs as you know and basically I told the lady that they were all good to go very healthy except for one and the dog had a bunch of diseases and and, you know, things that we're going to make it die pretty soon. And she believed you? Why wouldn't she? That's her bad. Who are you to tell me this? Well, you know, I told her that it had all these conditions that we're going to be really expensive to deal with and, you know, just to sway her from wanting to keep that specific puppy. So I basically ended up telling her that our office has a service where we can help take care of the dogs that were brought to us, match them to a good home, get them the care they need.

But, um, yeah, which is true. We do have that. But I, uh, I took the dog home and gave it to my son as a birthday. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What? I stole the dog. Oh, wow.

You stole a puppy. She stole a purebred for her son. It's his birthday. Right. So obviously. I was going to say, I felt awful because I hadn't bought anything for my son yet. I was so swamped in work stuff and life stuff. Well, you got him a really cool puppy.

Yeah. For sure. Oh, yeah. We love our dog. Yeah. I mean, it did go to a good home and it's cared for well. So it wasn't a full life. There you go.

Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Never going to trust me. You're very welcome. Oh, she's saved. What's your dirty little secret? Text Jubil to 41061. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.