First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Full Jubal Show from Thursday January 29th 2026
Episode Date: January 29, 2026Your all-access pass to the most hilarious, outrageous, and unpredictable moments from The Jubal Show! Catch up anytime with all your favorite segments, including:🎭 Jubal Phone Pranks &nd...ash; where Jubal Fresh pulls off the funniest and most absurd prank calls on unsuspecting victims.🤫 Dirty Little Secret – where listeners confess their wildest, weirdest, and most jaw-dropping secrets anonymously.🧠 You vs. Victoria – the trivia showdown where listeners test their knowledge against Victoria.🕵️ To Catch a Cheater / War of the Roses – where we catch cheaters in the act with our dramatic relationship loyalty test.🎶 First Date Follow-Up – helping people get closure (or a second chance) after being ghosted.🗞️ Nina's What's Trending – delivering everything you need to know about the world for your day.🌟 Daily Show Highlights – all the best moments, jokes, and chaos from each show!If it happened on The Jubal Show, you’ll find it here—unfiltered and on demand! Hit play and join the fun. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze.
Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop.
What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever.
I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing.
And immediately, the mask came off.
You're supposed to be safe.
That's your home.
That's your husband.
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If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of life would you have?
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See how easy it is to create?
Fake news, that's why every single week at this time we bring you the cleverly named segment,
real news or fake news, where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral and you have to tell me if it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's your first headline for real news or fake news.
Authorities at Wildlife Park in China warn influencers that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies.
Here's the story.
An influencer at a popular ski destination in China is recovering.
After a snow leopard who just didn't want to be a part of her, get ready with me to ski video, did well exactly what snow leopards do and attacked her.
Oh, their trucker, dude.
That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.
The influencer was able to get to within five feet of a wild snow leopard and tried to take a selfie with it.
Eventually, a ski instructor was able to scare the snow leopard off by waving his ski.
poles around and emergency services was called and took her to the hospital.
But don't worry, she was still able to post a picture of herself laying there with her leopard
wounds as she waited for help.
Officials at the park are issuing yet another warning to people who visit that snow
leopards don't care about your likes and they will eat you.
So don't take selfies with snow leopards.
Is that a real news story or a fake news story, Nina?
Oh, this is real.
This just has to be real.
Yeah.
Victoria?
Unfortunately, I do think this is real as well.
Producer Freeze authorities at a wildlife park in China warn influencers that snow leopards aren't props for your selfies.
I have no confidence in people that's real.
It's definitely real.
It's very obvious that that is a real one.
Don't take pictures with wild animals that will eat you.
No, that makes me so sad.
What ghosts are your mind?
You're not an exception.
You're just as yummy as anybody else.
It's cute and they look comfy and cozy and adorable.
I'm in my cute snow bunny outfit and how cute would it be if there's a snow leopard?
right next to me.
And where's that kid's parents?
Yeah.
How cute my picture look and then I get a lot of like, a lot of comments.
Okay, so Victoria is going to be the next one we report on.
It's real news or fake news, a segment where I give you a news story that's gone viral this week.
You have to tell me if it's a real news or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
After numerous hospitalizations, the FDA warns Americans that you cannot get nutrients from just looking at pictures of food created by AI.
Here's the story.
Are you sure?
Popular influencer had a video go viral where they insisted that AI food is actual real food.
And they cite that it has digital macronutrient absorption.
They say your body doesn't know the difference between a steak and a very convincing photo of a steak, she explained.
And now she's pushing back against the claims by the FDA that say, don't just look at food and think that you're getting nutrients.
The popular wellness influencer is now pushing back, saying that the growing AI meal trend that she created causes malnutrition and insisting that humans can, she says that humans can in fact receive nutrition from looking at food, provided the images rendered at a high enough resolution.
What?
In a 12-minute long video filmed in front of a ringlight and an unlit stove, the influencer assured her followers that critics don't understand how modern.
biology works anymore. Nutrition isn't physical, she said. It's informational. Here's the
science behind it. According to the influencer, the human body is fully capable of absorbing
nutrients through what she calls visual gastrotransference. A process that she claims occurs when
the digestive aura sinks with the image, the image is macro density. She went on to explain
that the brain can download the proteins, vitamins are emotionally bioavailable, calories
exist on a quantum spectrum and hunger
is a legacy sensation
from pre-wify times. Is she high?
According to her,
she got her results from a Harvard study,
European doctors,
and studies on how astronauts eat.
None of which she's been able to link to, by the way.
The influencer emphasized that
nutrition absorption depends heavily on the image quality.
She says if you're still using 720P,
you're literally starving. She said
that you need to visually eat your meal
in 4K, sometimes 8K if you're bulking.
Right.
She then promoted her new course on losing weight and feeling better by viewing your calories
instead of eating them available for $399.
Authorities had to issue a warning after hospitals began reporting that people are coming in
for malnutrition because of the new diet.
Is that a real new story or a fake news story?
Okay, so which part of my saying is real and fake?
The whole thing.
That she was real or that people believed it.
You only get one answer.
The whole thing is complicated, but I'm going to go with.
fake just because people please don't be that dumb.
Victoria, this is a real news story or a fake news story?
After numerous hospitalizations, the FDA warns Americans that you cannot get nutrients
just from looking at pictures of food created by AI.
I want to say fake, but I really think this is real, unfortunately.
Producer Freeze, is this a real new story or a fake news story?
What do you think?
I wish I could get jacked just by watching other people go to the gym, but I'm going to say
it's fake.
This is a fake news story.
But the shocking part of this news story is that it did go viral and people actually started Googling.
Apparently there was reports of over 12 million Americans Googling trying to buy the made-up influencers diet books.
So it's a fake story with also real sad implications.
I will also say that stoners will sit there and watch shows and see something on television, a commercial or whatever, and get motivated to go buy some junk food.
didn't go eat it and then gain some weight and then get heavier.
Not the same thing.
No.
No?
No.
No?
No.
No.
I think the people that were Googling the book were like, oh, my God, that's such a great idea on how to lose weight.
I could just literally have AI make my dinner every night and just stare at it for a while.
I'd be fine.
Absorb it through my eyeballs.
Yeah.
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
The Washington, D.C. Pugheiser is back and going strong.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm not saying this is real.
The Washington, D.C. Pugizer is back and going strong.
Here's the story.
So much for draining the swamp.
The Potomac River in Washington, D.C. is one of the country's most prestigious bodies of water.
George Washington grew up next to it and called it the river of our nation.
The Lincoln Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, and Arlington Cemetery all sit alongside it.
And just like our politicians, it's always been full of crap.
Swimming in Washington, D.C.'s water has been illegal since 1971.
due to the high levels of bacteria from human fecal matter.
But over the past few years, it looked like things were improving,
and they actually thought people would be able to swim in it soon.
But now there is currently a huge geyser of poo flooding into the Potomac.
Ew.
Thanks to a collapse last week in a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia to Merri-Gillan.
Drinking water isn't affected, but the Potomac River, Washington, D.C.,'s
Beautiful river where all those things sit is now even more full of poo.
Ew.
It's bubbling up three to five feet into the air.
So gross.
So gross.
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Nina?
I'm going with real.
I am going to say real.
Victoria, the Washington, D.C. Poewegeyser is back and going strong.
Real or fake?
I'm going to say fake.
Okay.
Yeah.
Producer Freeze, the Washington D.C. Poewegeyser.
I'm saying it's real.
You're saying it's real?
Yeah.
Yes, this is 100% real.
What?
Yes.
So gross.
Is that it or is that just the universe trying to give us a clue like, hey, you guys.
We're full.
How high do I have to make the poo go here in Washington, D.C.
We have to realize what's going on.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Right.
It's another Jubal phone frame.
Weekday mornings on the 20s.
Hello?
Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from moving.
I was looking for Jewel.
Hi, Pete.
Yeah, this is Jewel.
Yes, hello. So I'm calling in regards to the items from your move being a little bit delayed.
Yeah, I've been expecting this call. I've been trying to get a hold of you guys and had no luck, so thank you for calling.
Yeah, yeah. So there's a little bit of an issue. And I know we're already late with your, you know, multi-state move. So you probably want your stuff.
I'm able to just transfer you to the driver if you'd like to speak with him so you can, you know, talk to him about it and get.
get your items to you as quickly as possible.
Yeah, that'd be great, Pete.
I really need this resolve.
You guys have all my shit.
So thank you.
Sorry about that.
His name is Heinrich.
I'm going to transfer you there right now.
I wonder if she's going to be upset and understand what my situation.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
This is Heinrich?
Hello?
Hello?
This is Heinrich?
Yes.
Hello?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
What?
I'm so sorry about it.
Oh, I'm so sorry about it.
I'm so sorry, I have my radio up.
Hello, Honoh, I can hear you.
Yes, for some reason my radio just plays on the Bluetooth,
and I don't know how to stop it sometimes.
So I'm so sorry about this.
That was just playing my music.
Is this Jewel?
Yes, this is Jewel.
Yes, hello.
You can't figure out how to turn off that music?
I'm sorry, one second.
I'm trying to turn the Bluetooth off on my device here,
because for some reason it plays over the speakers
when I'm trying to speak on the phone,
and I'm so sorry that I'm in Montana with your items.
I'm supposed to be in Arizona.
One second.
Okay, hello.
I think I've got it off.
Did I just hear you say that you're in Montana with my stuff?
Yes, I'm in Montana, and I'm so sorry about this.
I know I'm supposed to be in Arizona with your items three days ago,
but I've been in Montana for a few days, and I don't know how to get out.
What?
You don't know how to get out.
No, I don't know how to get out.
I don't know how to get out.
You guys are already two days late with my stuff.
And you said Montana?
What the, that's the whole, that's the whole, that's the whole, that's the whole, you just the
music back on?
I'm so sorry.
Oh, no, the music came back on.
I'm so sorry about this.
Let me tell me.
I didn't try to get back for music off.
One second.
I'm so sorry.
But if you're talking, I cannot feel you.
I'm so sorry.
One second.
Let me see if I can just tap the button.
Hello.
Is it off?
It's off.
Yes, it's off.
Okay.
Are you saying?
That it was off last time.
I'm so sorry about this.
But yes, I'm in Montana and I don't know how to get out.
You're in Montana with my stuff?
Or you're in Montana making another run?
No, I'm in Montana with your items.
I've been here for a few.
Montana. What are you doing in Montana? That's a completely opposite way. What the fuck are you doing?
Yes, I got lost on the way and my GPS wasn't working, so I just followed a truck that was next to me.
You just followed a truck. Yes, it had a...
There's a GPS. You could have stopped and asked somebody.
Yes, but my phone has been malfunctioning just like how it is doing.
It's the Bluetooth and the music.
So I...
That's not my problem. I was trying to get it to work, but...
I need to shut the fucking music down.
I'm sorry. Just one second.
See, my phone is my phone is...
functioning again with the Bluetooth.
I've got to get to
Bluetooth. I'm sorry about that. Hello.
Yes, hello. I think I've turned it off now.
I don't want to hear your sorry anymore.
I want you to cut off the music.
Cut off the fucking music so I can figure
out when I'm going to get my shit.
Have you ever been to Billings, Montana?
I'm not going down.
Maybe you could come and pick it up from me.
Do you have a manager?
Do you have somebody I can talk to
because this is not it?
I will transfer you back to the office.
You're going to tell to me back?
No.
Are you going to talk to them first?
I better not get this.
Hold on.
Please hold, please.
This is ridiculous.
Yo, we try to tell you this.
Hello?
It's a great day at Blank, Blank,
Blank, moving.
This is Pete Ekins.
What can I do you for?
Pete, you know what?
I just got a call from you,
and it's not a great day for me right now.
Just transferring me to one of your trucks.
And apparently my shit in Montana.
Yeah.
That's not where I'm at.
That's not where I came from.
That's our Heinrich.
What's going on?
What's the deal?
Yeah.
Our driver Heinrich, he's kind of new here.
And apparently...
I'm not that you find this funny because I'm not.
I'm not amused.
What's going to happen here?
My stuff was supposed to be here two days ago.
So, Hynerd follows random trucks around the nation.
And that may need to be fired.
He doesn't know how to work a phone.
He doesn't know how to work a radio.
He doesn't know how to deliver things.
I don't even understand.
I don't have a job.
Yeah, he's just a pleasure to work with.
That's why we keep him.
He's a fun guy.
A pleasure to have on the road?
Because he's clearly not with you in the office.
Hey, Jewel, this is actually Jewel from the Jubil show,
doing a phone prank on you, and your husband set you up.
Oh.
It's a joke.
Your husband just told us that your movers are really late and you were upset about it and you wanted me to mess with you.
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It's time for Nina's what's trending.
So it was clearly only a matter of time before everybody decided to jump on and try to make a jingle for a soda.
Just like the Dr. Pepper Girl, right?
I've been seeing so many people do that now.
trying different things.
But the thing is, the one that she did, it was just her messing around.
But I saw this one dude, he literally put together a whole, like, actual jingle thing.
And I'm like, that's, like, professionally done.
Right, right.
That's not why she got viral.
Exactly.
So there is kind of a mashup of some of the ones that have been making the rounds around the internet.
They're not going to get $2 million, but you will get to hear them in just a second.
So you can see what we're talking about.
By the way, the girl that did that original one, she's from Tacoma.
She's hilarious.
That's amazing.
I DMed her to try to get her on.
If she's listening,
answer the DM.
We love to talk to you.
Romeo, is that what her name?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's funny, man.
I was watching her TikTok,
and I don't even watch TikTok,
but I was like, she's funny.
She's cracking me up, so anyway, good job.
Yeah, well, allegedly she got $2 million from Dr. Pepper.
That's not why we're trying to talk to you, girl.
No, that's why I'm trying to talk.
Yeah.
I'm trying to ask her for a loan.
But you'll hear those jingles in just a second,
and then you can see what you think.
But college students are finding new ways to cheat with AI.
So as expected, if you've been using chat GPT to write your papers and stuff,
there is a way for your teachers, your professors, to catch you.
But now there's new humanizing tools.
There's certain AI tools that are called humanizers that avoid detection of cheating.
So some things like chat GPT zero, turnitin.
I don't know why I'm even telling you these things.
because I'm not encouraging this by any means.
I just, I had never heard of it.
Doesn't that defeat the purpose, though?
Like, seriously?
Write a paper.
But that also means that someone took the time to create those websites.
Like, someone created that, which is very smart,
but like, I don't know if I'm not going to be using,
but I don't know.
I'm like, how much money do you think they're making?
A lot.
You know, people who didn't have AI and things like that when they were in school,
they complain about how easy it is for kids
where they can just use AI.
I wish that was in there for me when I was in school.
That'd be so dope.
I was always behind on everything, you know?
So it would be nice to be like, hey, I'd plug it into AI,
have my work done on time, it'd be great.
And then you'd still in, like, you'd been in...
What?
You'd be in the same position where it's like you didn't learn anything either way.
It's all good.
Figure it out.
People are going to cut corners no matter what.
That's the lesson there.
I will say also people are, I feel like papers are less neat.
Like, no one, I don't have to write paper for anything.
Yeah.
There's no reason for me to know how many paragraphs I need to be in this or that, like, at least for R job.
So, I mean, people who are typing that in a chat duty prop, I'm really hoping don't have to use that in the future or going to be like a lawyer or like a.
Oh, I'm sure lawyers are using them for briefs.
I will say this.
Oh, I'm sure.
That I, yeah, cheating is bad.
It's not good for you, you know.
I cheated in math until I couldn't anymore.
And I graduated high school and I was in a pre-algebra class that I failed.
with eighth graders from the junior high school that came over.
I was the only senior in there.
And today, to this day, me trying to add anything is so hard.
So I'm like, man, you know, pay attention in your classes.
I mean it, 100%.
I'm trying to do a hardwood floor in my house right now.
I'm measuring.
Man, I'm just like, why couldn't I've just learned one fraction in my life?
Because back then you're like, what am I ever going to use fractions for?
What have you got in my life?
I still figured it out.
I'm still doing it.
You know, it just takes a little longer.
Using a chat GPT?
Yes, of course.
Proud of you.
What's the fifth notch on a ruler thingy mean?
Thingy.
Thingy.
Well, you could be documenting your experience on the new number one social media platform.
Have you guys heard about this?
Everybody's jump and ship from TikTok and heading right on over to Upscrolled.
I'm hearing about it.
Upshrold is now the number one social media platform where you can post videos,
text, pictures, everything like you can on all the other apps.
But this way, there's no censorship.
There's no algorithm.
Everything just, I mean, I guess there's got to be some kind of algorithm.
But what they're saying is it's like the anti-social media, social media.
Who called it the number one social media?
It's the most down.
It's, I guess, the most downloaded right now.
I've seen it on my timeline.
People I know have been mentioning it, like on their own, not advertising or anything like that.
It's got some viral organic buzz right now.
A lot.
Well, a lot of it has to do with the censorship.
People that are jumping over there
don't want censored content.
So, yeah, interesting, huh?
As you go to find it on your phone.
Exactly.
Everybody's already adding it to their phones right now.
And lastly, if you need some inspo,
if you're looking to write a jingle for a soda company too,
here's a little mashup of some of the ones
that have been making their rounds around social media.
It ain't so rough.
If it ain't Coca-Cola.
Mountain Dew
Yeah
That's not bad though
Fruitie rush
That's not love
That's a crush
Yeah that one was good
The thing is like
When you hop on something like that
Too late it's like everybody's doing it now
So the other companies are going to be like
No
Yeah
I don't want that
Especially after you know Dr. Pepper just did it
Then all the other companies aren't going to be like
Yeah we're going to do the exact same thing as Dr. Pepper
Yeah
Even if you're good
Sorry
But that's what's trending.
I liked the last guy, though.
That was the most good.
In the middle of the night,
Saskia awoke in a haze.
Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop.
What was on his screen
would change Saskia's life forever.
I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing.
And immediately, the mask came off.
You're supposed to be safe.
That's your home.
That's your husband.
To keep this secret for so many years, he's like a seasoned pro.
This is a story about the end of a marriage, but it's also the story of one woman who was done living in the dark.
You're a dangerous person who prays on vulnerable and trusting people.
Your creditor, Michael Levin Good.
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What if mind control is real?
If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of life would you have?
Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car?
When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings.
Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you?
I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused.
Can you get someone to join your cult?
NLP was used on me to access my subconscious.
NLP, aka neurolinguistic programming, is a blend of hypnosis, linguistics, and psychology.
Fans say it's like finally getting a user manual for your brain.
It's about engineering consciousness.
Mind games is the story of NLP.
It's crazy cast of disciples and the fake doctor who invented it at a new age commune
and sold it to guys in suits.
He stood trial for murder and got acquitted.
The biggest mind game of all, NLP, might actually work.
This is wild.
Listen to Mind Games on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey there, this is Dr. Jesse Mills, director of the men's clinic at UCLA Health and host of the mailroom podcast.
Each January guys everywhere make the same resolutions.
Get stronger, work harder, fix, what's broken.
But what if the real work isn't physical at all?
To kick off the new year, I sat down with Dr. Steve Polter, a psychologist with over 30 years' experience,
helping men unpack shame, anxiety, and emotional pain they were never taught the name.
In a powerful two-part conversation, we discuss why men aren't emotionally bulletproof,
why shame hides in plain sight, and how real strength comes from listening to yourself and to others.
Guys who are toxic, they're immature, or they've got something they just haven't resolved.
Once that gets resolved, then there comes empathy, as in comparison.
If you want this to be the year, you stop powering through pain and start understanding what's underneath.
Listen to the mailroom on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows.
She is on the phone today for her to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years named Marcus might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can figure it out for her. Julie, sorry you're in this situation, but what's going on?
Why do you think Marcus is cheating on you?
Hi. Yeah. So I'm a little embarrassed to admit this, but I'm kind of, I get kind of jealous. I think I hide it pretty well, but I'm kind of like, I'm a little insecure. I get kind of jealous.
Well, a lot of people are. Don't feel bad about that.
Thank you. Yeah. So I was, I was snooping in our apartment. He wasn't home. I'm just kind of poking around. And I found a journal of his.
Oh, no.
And I read it.
I know.
I'm embarrassed, but I read it.
And I found this entry that's making me think something's going on.
It was a real short entry, but I have it right here.
I can read it to you if you want.
Yeah, of course.
Okay.
Okay.
It says, I'm keeping this secret from Julie.
I never thought I'd be into it or do this behind her back.
If she found out she'd kill me and probably be hurt because I know it's a huge,
breach of trust.
Whoa.
And then it said, I hope she doesn't find out, and I'm glad it's over for now,
because she didn't deserve that.
And it's so hard to fake like I'm into it now when I'm with Julie.
Whoa.
He wrote this in a journal?
Yeah.
I mean, I just don't know how it's not horrible cheating.
Like, what else could that possibly mean?
And then it went on to say, and I don't know why I'm so interested.
It must be the intimacy, and it's so hot.
Whoa.
What in the world is he talking about?
I mean, I have guesses, but.
And then he says, and at the same time, I know that's not who I am.
But for some reason, it's so hot and sexy.
Whoa.
Well, what is?
Okay.
Yeah, does he ever say anything specifically in it?
Like, I mean, it sounds like he's talking, you know?
Sure.
No, it just keeps, like, referencing, like, hot and sexy and, you know, faking it now with me, which it's hot.
Have you guys been intimate?
Like, are you guys, is that department normal or has it changed?
I mean, it's been normal, but ever since I read that, now I'm like, is he faking it?
Because he's like, like, what?
You know what I mean?
Now I'm like, my head about it.
Yeah.
Well, before you read that entry, did you have any feeling that he was cheating on you at all?
Well, like I said, I'm kind of always a little jealous, but I felt like, I don't know.
He was kind of like being weird with his phone.
And, like, he seemed kind of distant, you know, but, like, I could totally be putting that on because I feel like I'm, like, looking for it.
But that journal entry, like, really freaked me out.
Yeah, it would freak me out, too.
If you're just joining us, Julie is on the phone, and Julie thinks that her boyfriend of four years named Marcus might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department.
And we'll see if he sends those to Julie.
somebody else but before we do that Julie why don't you break down your situation again real
quick yeah so I felt like Marcus was acting a little weird and I did some snooping and I found a
journal entry that says it's he's keeping a secret from me and he's doing something behind my back
that would ruin my trust and that he feels terrible but it's so hot and sexy and that he's
faking it with me wow yeah okay well
Well, are you ready for us to call him?
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
Hello.
Hi, this is Corbel calling from B.
Grocers.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Marcus.
Yeah, that's me.
What's up?
Hi, Marcus, please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
and thank you for shopping with us.
You're this month's winner.
I hope you can hear us all celebrating you over here.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
Congratulations.
What I win?
The flowers.
Thank you.
The flowers.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe you haven't seen the signs in the store.
Every single month, we choose one lucky rewards card member who gets a free gift from us and
it's flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody that you want absolutely free.
It's actually a $316 value.
You've won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want.
That's cute.
Okay.
Now that's the pay for them?
Nope.
Nope.
I will not ask you for any credit card information.
There's no purchase necessary.
It's just our way of saying,
Thank you.
And it's super easy to do, too.
I can take the information down in just a matter of a minute's over the phone.
If you already know who you want to send them to, we can do that right now.
If you need to think about it, I can set up a time and call you back.
Or you can come down to the store and stand in the customer service line, whatever you would like to do.
I guess it's just do it now.
I don't know.
Great.
Perfect.
Okay.
I've got my stuff all pulled up here.
And, again, you'll get confirmations on all this before we're off the phone, so you know that it's all legit.
But the first thing I would need would be first and last name of the person you want to send them to.
If you want to put anything on a card and then the address, and that's it.
Her name is Julie.
Julie.
Got it.
Okay, great.
And did you want to put anything on the card to Julie?
Okay.
This might be a little awkward, but just put, this might be a weird way to bring this up.
but I messed up pretty big and I need to come clean to you.
Okay.
Yeah, I got that down.
And now I guess I'll just let you know that this is not the grocery store at all.
This is actually a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Yeah, hi, I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name is Jubal.
And we do a segment on our show called to catch a cheater where if you think your
significant other is messing around, you see you, they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend, Julie, is on the phone.
Oh, my God.
Marcus, what did you do?
What do you mean you messed up?
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
Marcus, what did you do?
Hello?
Are you there?
Like, what do you mean?
What the hell?
What does that mean?
What does that card mean?
I read the journal entry, Marcus.
I know you've been messing around.
Like, what the f-you do?
You read my journal?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I did.
Get over it.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The journal entry said you've been doing.
something behind my back, that you were faking it with me, that it feels so good.
Like, what the hell have you been doing?
I know you're cheating on me.
I read it.
So you might as well just tell me.
I'm not cheating on you.
Oh, bullshit.
You just wrote a car that said you were sorry.
And I read that entry.
Like, what the hell are you hiding for me?
Like, what are you so ashamed of?
What's going to break?
You already breached my trust and you wrote about it in that entry.
So, like, what are you hiding?
Who are you cheating with?
What's your name?
I'm still blown away.
I can't believe that you read my journal.
Like, you're going through my stuff behind my gosh.
The journal, you're cheating on me.
Maybe I read it because you've been acting so weird.
I could tell something was up and you wouldn't talk to me, so I had to check.
I would never cheat on you, Julie.
I love you.
Oh, shit.
What are you hiding?
What would hurt me so bad?
What's broken my trust?
Like, what the fuck are you on?
about and what's so hot and sexy that now you're faking it with me yeah that part yeah okay listen
i'm not cheating on you but i did finish the rest of heated rivalry behind your back
you wrote that in a journal what why marcus are you kidding me oh my god i felt really bad about it
the part in the journal where i said that i'm faking it it's about
watching the episode. Like when we're watching it, I have to like fake like I haven't seen it before.
Like, I don't know what's going to happen.
Oh, my God. Because I've already seen it.
Oh, my God.
Holy sht. Oh, my God. I thought.
I mean, it sounded like it, Julie. You're not crazy. It sounded bad.
I see it. Oh, my God. I feel insane now. But it did. It sounded really bad, right?
Yes. Yeah. I can totally understand why you thought what you thought.
Oh, my God.
But wait, you think it's hot?
Like, I mean, are you trying to tell me, are you trying to tell me you're gay or something?
Or is this, like, what's going on?
No.
Oh, my goodness.
It's just, you know, I'm a sensitive guy and the love scene, you know, sometimes they get to me.
I did cry when I watched it, by the way.
Okay, so you've been, you guys started watching heated rivalry together,
the movie about the two hockey players that are, like, in love with each other.
And you've bingeed it behind her back, and that's what you've been feeling guilty about.
Yes, I've been watching it on my phone at work.
At work?
I've watched the whole thing almost.
At work.
Oh, my God.
There's a lot of intimate scenes.
I mean, I've annoyed you watched it without me, but I'll get over it.
I wish you could have just come to me and if you thought I was acting weird or anything,
I wish you didn't have to, like, go through my journal.
I wish you could just talk to me and ask me, hey, what's going on, you know?
That's fair.
Yeah, no, I mean, you're absolutely right.
I just got so scared and I didn't know what to do.
So, do you forgive me for watching heated rivalry without you at work?
Yes, I forgive you.
But I still want to watch it.
We can still watch it.
I liked it, so I don't mind watching it again.
And I won't have to be turned now.
You don't have to fake it, though.
Good morning.
Can I take your first?
order? Can I get a tall try?
A large black coffee. A what?
Large black coffee. Do you mean a venti?
No, I mean a lot.
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Venti is large. No, Venti is 20.
Danny. Yeah.
Large is large. In fact, toll is large, and Grande is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations, your stupid in three languages.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, U versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for comedian John Mullaney tickets
and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Darren, what's up, Darren?
Not much. How's it going?
Pretty good.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm thinking of a question.
I can't name of a question.
What did you have for breakfast today, Darren?
I don't know why.
I needed a question.
Victoria's got gang.
Victoria's panicking right now at Darren.
You make her nervous.
Yeah, yeah.
I went with a really cool avocado toast this morning.
Ah, dang it.
You see, what sucks is that sounds really good and with a little bit of eggs on it.
I meant to wake up early this morning to make some eggs.
That didn't happen, but...
Cool story, girl.
Hey, that's dope.
Thanks for sharing.
All right, here we go.
We're going to send Victoria out of the studio and while she leaves
and thinks about the fact that she didn't make eggs when she was going to,
and Darren had avocado toast.
She was so nice to her, too.
Thanks for sharing.
30 seconds to answer as many questions.
Western is possible. We don't know when just say pass.
And Victoria has to be you. Outright to win. Okay, Darren?
All right.
All right. She's outside and your time starts now.
What color was Coca-Cola originally?
Clear.
What U.S. state is known as the Sunshine State?
Florida.
What country is home to the Great Barrier Reef?
Australia.
Who played Jack in Titanic?
Leonardo DiCaprio.
How many days are in a leap year?
366.
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting ready and putting on our headphones and stuff,
Darren, I have a very important question to ask you.
Yeah.
What'd you have for breakfast?
Have you ever streamed?
I had eggs on my toast also.
Oh, wow.
It's a match meeting in heaven.
That's impressive.
Have you ever streamed the Jubal show before on any device or phone?
I haven't.
My mom won't let me.
So I haven't.
She's got parental control set up on there.
Well, you should check it out.
Ask your mom if you can just stream it one time to see how cool it is.
Okay.
I'm going to do it.
All right.
Here we go.
Victoria, 30 seconds answers as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass.
And you have to beat Darren outright to win.
Darren, you can tell Victoria
when to go.
All right,
Victoria, milkshake, go.
What color was Coca-Cola originally?
That sounds so good right now.
Wait, what color?
Give me a second.
Give me a second.
White?
I don't know.
Wait, that's...
Strawberry color pink.
Strawberry milkshake.
What U.S. state is known as a sunshine state.
I hate this.
Wait, California.
What country is home to the Great Barrier Rees?
Australia.
Who played Jack and Titanic?
Beanstalk.
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
Pause, blah, blah.
Let me think.
Let me think.
This is so bad.
I know it.
Stop talking.
I know it.
I swear I know this.
It's Leonardo DiCaprio.
All right.
I don't know if you'll get credit for that one.
That took a very long time.
I got it.
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did.
With our scoreboard, our producer, freeze.
First of all, I want to give Darren credit for the diversion tactic.
at the very beginning.
That was brilliant.
Everybody take note.
Everybody take note.
Darren came across with four correct,
and Victoria came across with one.
Darren, congratulations.
That's not.
We'd have been two if you had the Leonardo one,
but it didn't count.
So, too.
No, I got most of those right.
Well, even if we gave you two, he's still one.
So that's messed up.
Hey, Darren, you got John Malady tickets
just for playing, too.
Beato.
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
She just said, what did I miss?
Remember when the Coca-Cola question and you were like strawberry?
Or she said Jack from Titanic, you said beanstalk?
Well, because y'all said Jack in my head, really little bit in the beanstalk.
Coca-Cola was actually originally greenish.
The U.S. state that's known as the Sunshine State is Florida.
Australia is home to the Great Barrier Reef.
Leonardo DiCaprio played Jack and Titanic,
and there are 366 days in a leap year.
Wait, what?
I thought there's one last day, so 364 days.
Wait, no, I'm not wrong about that.
You leap backwards?
Yeah?
No.
But people who are born on leap years,
it only happens every four years.
Right.
And you leap forward.
Forward.
Like a leap a day.
A day.
It doesn't jump back.
Hey, Darren, you reduced Victoria to being a ball on the floor.
Literally now she's laying on the floor.
Okay.
Great job.
Great job.
Good work.
Yeah, we play you versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning.
Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all you have to do is just DM us at the Jubal Show
or go to the Jubal Show.com and you too can take on Victoria.
How are you feeling there, champ?
I...
I want to go for a milkshake.
I feel right now.
And don't forget, you can always go to the jubel show.com to do anything that you want to do as far as the show goes.
You can submit to the phone pranks.
Not illegal stuff.
Yeah.
That's not there.
That's on our dark web portion version, but that's different, you know.
But you can submit for phone pranks.
Dirty little secrets.
The first day follow up, all that stuff.
I have a question.
Actually, Darren, are you still on the phone?
I am.
How old are you?
Uh, 55.
Oh, you said your parents, like, had, like, control over it, so I thought...
I think he was joking.
Yeah, I thought he was joking, too.
But I was 14.
Well, I was going to say, then, then, ha, you can't win the tickets because you have to be 80.
No, it didn't work again.
But that didn't work again.
Sorry, Darren.
You're really cool.
I think it's just fine to take the L.
You know what I mean?
Just take the loss.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
First date follow up.
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Bobby is on the phone today for a first date.
Follow up and he's getting ghosted by Mila.
So in a second, we're going to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and hopefully get him another date.
But first, Bobby, how long has it been since you heard from Mila?
Hey there.
It's been about 10 days.
Have you tried to reach out to her in those 10 days?
Yeah, I've texted her like twice.
I sent her a meme or two,
but it's been nothing.
Okay, well, why don't you?
tell us about the date.
Sure.
Yeah.
So we met at a potluck that a mutual friend, friend was throwing.
And it was her idea to make, you know, everyone to bring like a homemade dish thing.
And I love to cook.
I love being in the kitchen.
So I brought my mom's, like, famous bag casserole.
And I might have been slightly overcooked, but it was still edible and I think really good.
And Mila showed up with like this like amazing, like professional shark.
board, so many different cheese, I could not stop eating it.
And we talked for like the entire night, like for so long, you know, it was like, it was
a really good vibe.
That's great.
So did you feel like Mila was into the vibe?
Did she love that you were eating her cheese?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Like, we, we were talking with like a group outside and it felt like it was just us too.
Because like we were just talking between us like the entire time, like back and forth.
And like we were talking about like cooking too, like the best way to make walk, but you know, I have some very strong feelings about.
So, I mean, it felt really natural and good.
Why do you think she might be ghosting you?
Okay.
Well, the only thing I can think is that I might have like overdone it at the potluck.
Like we, I think I tried to impress her too much.
But basically she mentioned that how much she loves Flan.
and I tried to like whip one up from scratch just like using whatever I could find in the kitchen.
I thought it would be like really cute and romantic, but it did not go very well.
Like I set off the smoke alarm and the flan turned out more like like a soup.
It's pretty impressive that you were able to make an impromptu flan.
Yeah, I'm just trying to picture.
She's like, I love flan and you go, bet, watch this.
Yeah, I might have been feeling a little too confident.
Okay.
And did the flan taste any good?
You know, it did taste it fine.
The consistency was a little weird.
But she, like, laughed it off, you know.
But then she got, like, kind of quiet after that.
So I don't know, like, I don't know if I did give her the ick or I don't know.
I just like, how do you recover from a fire alarm?
I mean, that's quite a, like, I mean,
or the whole party's got to stop for a second and then restart up again.
Yeah, I mean, it was quick.
We just ripped the smoke alarm out of the ceiling.
It was no big deal.
All right.
And so the flan or the failed flan, I guess, is the only thing you can think of that might be the reason that she's ghosting you.
Yeah, because like everything else went like so naturally at the party.
So I don't know.
Tell us what happened with Mila again.
Yeah.
So we met at a pot luck, but a mutual friend put together.
And we really hit it off.
We were like talking all night.
And then I tried to impress her by like making a flon from scratch and it did not go very well.
But it's not like anyone got hurt or anything.
But, you know, I think I might have just turned her off.
I don't know.
I've never known anybody that's gotten injured from a flawn.
But it could happen.
It's possible.
Well, we'll see.
Are you ready for us to call her?
Yes.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'm going to dial her phone number right now.
Hello?
Hi, man.
Speak to Milo, please.
This is she.
Mila, how are you?
This is the Jubal show.
It's a radio show.
Hi, Mila.
I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And I'm Jubal.
How are you doing?
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Do you listen to the show ever?
I have heard you guys before.
This is wild.
Thank you.
Well, if you've never heard a first date follow-up, what you do on the show, that's a segment where if you're ghosting somebody, you can email us, and then we call that person and see if they'll tell us why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from someone.
buddy. Do you know who would email us?
Is it about Bobby?
Yes, it is about Bobby.
He told us all about meeting you at the party and said it's been about 10 days.
I thought you guys really hit it off.
Liked you a lot, but doesn't know why you're not calling him back.
Would you mind telling us?
Sure.
So, okay, first off, Bobby's sweet, really sweet, but he's kind of chaotic.
Okay.
Okay.
The potluck was fun, but I've never seen someone try to make a flan out of nothing.
He told us about that.
He thinks that him trying to make a flan and then setting off the fire alarm and all that stuff might be the reason that you're ghosting.
Oh, no.
I mean, it was, it was very sweet.
It was kind of insane, but it was very sweet.
But there was this girl there, Emily, who would not stop flirting with him.
She was trying to help him.
She was like, oh, my God, you're so brave for me.
making this flan.
It's amazing.
What?
It was not an amazing flan, you know, and I'm just, I'm not interested in chasing anyone.
That's not how you define bravery?
Well, I mean, the fire alarm did go off, so, you know.
I'm just, I'm not interested in, like, fighting over some guy, you know, he's nice, but.
He said he texted you a couple times.
Yeah, but I mean, I just, it seems messy and chaotic.
and not for me.
Like you'd think that the other girl that was flirting with him,
he's also interested in her?
I mean, I assume so because she was so flirty.
So I'm just kind of like, that's cool, do your thing, you know?
Did he flirt back, though?
Was he given her the time of day?
I mean, he was so excited about the flan that I'm not sure.
He just seemed really, really excited about everything.
So it was hard to tell.
Yeah.
You're like someone who's a little less excited about life?
There was just a chaotic element to it that I'm just not sure about, you know?
Okay.
Okay.
Well, thank you for telling us why you're not calling him back.
Speaking of chaos, Mila, I don't know if you know this or not, but Bobby is actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Oh, God.
He's been listening.
Hey, Mila.
What's up?
Hi.
Wait, wait, Mila, you really think Emily was flirting with me?
Really?
Yeah.
she ate two pieces of that flan
like nobody wanted to eat that flan
no of that
well I thought she was just being nice
like I mean she was being nice
but like Anna get into your pants kind of way
I mean she was like
grabbing your arm while you were cooking
and she kept like laughing at literally everything
he said I mean this is what women do
when they're into you
I guess I didn't notice I honestly
I was really just trying to make sure I didn't like burn up the kitchen.
You all fair.
Because you almost did.
Mila, where were you this whole time?
Like, were you off in a corner watching him make it while Emily was flirting with him?
Or were you standing there trying to like still get attention?
No, I was kind of off in the corner at that point.
Like, I sensed it and I just was like, I'm out.
You know, like it's just, I don't know.
Maybe it's like self-defense.
I'm just not interested in getting in the middle of like something.
that was clearly happening like you know yeah no i get that sometimes you're just too tired
like to like fight for and be like look at me i'm so cute like it's exhausting yeah but yeah yeah don't
really do that you know i was just kind of like you're sweet go have fun she's all over you like
try not to burn anything down well mila would you like to go on another day with bobby we'll pay for
it i mean i guess i misread it because i thought you were into emily but if she's not in the picture
I would be open to that.
Yay.
Not cooking, though.
There you go, Bobby.
You got another date with Mila?
Well, actually, now that I, like, know this about Emily,
I think I kind of want to text her.
What?
What?
Wow.
I thought you went into Emily.
Shameless.
Well, I mean, she's, like, really into me like that.
Then, like, I'd kind of be stupid not to go for it.
Right?
What?
Oh, my.
Well, I guess I did read it.
right.
I don't know what to do now.
I feel really weird.
Yeah, I mean, Mila, like, no offense, but, like, thank for telling me.
Like, you're awesome.
You're really cool.
Like, your guacress of you sounds awesome, but, um, I mean, Emily's, like, really pretty.
And, like, way out of my league.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Interesting.
All right.
Well, back to that chaotic thing.
Mila, thank you for your time.
And Bobby, good luck with Emily.
I guess.
Mila, I'm sorry.
Wow.
That's okay.
Kind of what I expected, to be honest.
So there you go.
Wow, guys, thanks so much for doing this.
This is so cool.
Jubil's first date follow-up.
In the middle of the night,
Saskia awoke in a haze.
Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop.
What was on his screen
would change Saskia's life forever.
I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing.
And immediately, the mask came off.
You're supposed to be safe.
That's your home.
That's your husband.
So keep this secret for so many years.
He's like a seasoned pro.
This is a story about the end of a marriage.
But it's also the story of one woman who was,
done living in the dark.
You're a dangerous person who prays unvulnerable and trusting people.
Your creditor might go up and good.
Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What if mind control is real?
If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of life would you have?
Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car?
When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings.
Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you?
I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused.
Can you get someone to join your cult?
NLP was used on me to access my subconscious.
NLP, aka neurolinguistic programming,
is a blend of hypnosis, linguistics, and psychology.
Fans say it's like finally getting a user manual for your brain.
It's about engineering consciousness.
Mind games is the story of NLP.
It's crazy cast of disciples,
and the fake doctor who invented it at a new age commune
and sold it to guys in suits.
He stood trial for murder and got acquitted.
The biggest mind game of all,
NLP, might actually work.
This is wild.
Listen to mind games on the IHeartRadio app,
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director of the men's clinic at UCLA Health
and host of the Mailroom podcast.
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I'm really trying to dissoning.
what I should tell you guys last.
Do you want happy news to look forward to?
Or do you want to know what Elon Musk is doing to replace the Tesla models?
Like what's going to be in those?
So another car.
Okay, so that's what it is.
Tesla is discontinuing the Model S and Model X.
What he is doing in the space that he was creating those originally in is what I will tell you in a second.
Okay.
So it's not a warehouse.
It's like garage.
Well, I think it is probably a warehouse too because you had to make a lot of those Teslas.
Oh, you said space.
I did.
So I was thinking like that I was going to space?
Like he's sending them to space?
Well that could be true too.
I meant like space like place like not outer space like anyway.
So the good news is Applebee's is bringing a $100 date night pass back.
Okay.
Wait, they used to have a $100 date pass.
I don't have it.
It's for the lovers.
Yep.
3,000 club Applebee's members are going to randomly be selected to buy the $100 pass,
which is valued at $600 for.
the third year in a row so you can go and you can get whatever you want.
It unlocks up to $50 of food and non-alcoholic drinks per visit.
That's got to be very exciting for anybody who has an Applebee's pass.
Because you must love Applebee's to have an Applebee's pass.
Like, I didn't even know they offered that.
I didn't read that last part.
What am I going to do with non-alcoholic drinks?
I was waiting for Nina to say that.
How am I supposed to have fun without being boozed?
I mean, I can have fun without it.
I just feel like if you're going to tell me this is something to be excited about, that would make it more exciting.
I know what you're trying to say.
I made the mistake and was scrolling on social media right before we did this trending.
So I'm like thinking of two things at the same time.
Costco is being sued over certain preservatives that's in their rotissory chicken.
This part is kind of funny because the people that actually filed this lawsuit are planning to buy the chicken anyway.
But they're just upset that Costco was claiming that there had no preservatives in it when actually they have two just to control the pH levels and the slow spoilage.
But they're like, nah, we just want to make a fight and try to get money.
But we'll keep buying the chicken.
It's funny.
And Tesla is discontinuing the Model S and Model X in the second quarter of 2026.
Elon just announced this.
But in place of those models, he's going to be focusing on it's the optimist humanoid.
robots.
Why?
So he made, okay,
he made cars that explode
and now he's going to make
robots that will explode.
Us eventually.
Explode us.
He's making his robot army.
Why can he go to the beach?
Go hang out in the pool.
Go do anything else, sir,
besides build things.
I just think of Tony Stark, you know,
from Marvel and the Avengers.
It's just, it's all that.
That's what I see happening.
Or like the Batman,
cave where you go down and it's all the humanoid robots just waiting to exit.
That's what's trending.
Jubles.
Dirty little secret.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Yeah, I do have a dirty little secret.
Sweet. What is it?
So when I go to the grocery store, I take the vegetable bags.
I use them as dog bags.
That's actually a great thing.
idea.
He's a great idea.
Well, one, they're bigger, like I said, like, the way they, because I got big dogs, so you mean big poop.
So, yeah, it's my dental cigarette.
Like I said, they're free.
Yeah.
Does anybody look at you funny when you start hoarding all the vegetable bags or produce bags?
I put it in the basket just like it was there before.
Oh, there you know.
So if they ask you about, I don't know, man.
Someone did they, this thing was full of bags.
Someone just left it there.
So I grabbed the whole roll.
You do?
The whole role?
Hey, listen, thank you for picking up after your dog.
Yeah, that's the important part.
You're also the reason why my vegetables have no bags going to.
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Yeah, no worries, thank you.
See you.
Bye.
What's your dirty little secret?
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