First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Full Jubal Show from Thursday March 26th 2026

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Ready for a different take on Formula One? Look no further than No Grip, a new podcast tackling the culture of motor racing's most coveted series. Join me, Lily Herman, as we dive into the under-explored pockets of F-1, including the story of the woman who last participated in a Formula One race weekend, the recent uptick in F-1 romance novels,
Starting point is 00:00:22 and plenty of mishap scandals and sagas that have made Formula One a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to No Grip. on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bailey Taylor, and this is It Girl. This podcast is all about going deeper with the women's shaping culture right now. Yes, we will talk about the style and the success, but we are also talking about the pressure, the expectations,
Starting point is 00:00:46 and the real work behind it all. As a woman in the industry, you're always underestimated. So you have to work extra hard in a way that doesn't compromise who you are in your integrity. You know, I like to say I was kind of like a silent ninja. Listen to It Girl with Bailey Taylor on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court, we've got you covered on the podcast, flagrant and funny. You want to start with the first special for the Big Ten Coach of the year?
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Starting point is 00:01:32 Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports. I'm Lori Siegel, and on my new podcast, Mostly Human, I'll take you to some wild corners of the tech world. I'm about to go on a date with an AI companion at a real world cafe right here in New York City. There's no playbook for what to do when an AI model hallucinates a story about you. Mostly Human is your playbook for how tech can work for you. you. Anyone can now be an entrepreneur. Anyone can build an app. And it's very empowering. Listen to mostly human on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your
Starting point is 00:02:08 favorite shows. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidant. Ready? And if you threw a party, invited everyone. Pull off the mic just a little. You would see. The biggest gift would be from me. And the card attack. I would say, Thank you for being a friend.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubal Show is no different. It's a Jubal show with your drunk aunt Nina. Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. Hi. And, of course, the newest member of the show, The Hip Diversay, who loves New Era Hats almost as much
Starting point is 00:02:57 as he loves his college-age daughter, producer Freeze. Hello. And then there's me. I'm Jubal, and this is the Jubal Show, and it's a time week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives. Nina, what's up with you this week? The strangest thing happened this morning in the parking garage on my way to come upstairs. A guy stood by his car and waited for me to get in the elevator and come all the way up before he even left his spot.
Starting point is 00:03:20 I didn't know he... Because I was watching. I'm so friendly. I'll see these people and I'm like, hi, good morning. You know, like, why not? You make eye contact. Now, we do have, like, one of the floors in this building happens to be, like, pretty techie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:32 So I understand. I give leeway to techie personalities. Well, yeah. smart, like tech and medicine. There's some antisocial people in the building. They have some big key cards. It's all I'm saying. Wow.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Well, to get into their, they get into their house. They're like a little more. I haven't checked them out. Me either, but I guess I will. Someone's checking. I know.
Starting point is 00:03:56 I have a key card envy now big time. Maybe, honestly. A key card in me. Maybe that's why I got out of my car and he's like, my key card's bigger than yours, so I'm going to wait. Yeah. So I get out of my car.
Starting point is 00:04:06 He gets out of his car. He's standing right next to his car, and I'm holding the door thinking he's walking behind me. I peek out the window, and he's just standing there. He's literally staying there, looking inside, waiting for me to get in the elevator and go away. He did all of that to avoid a conversation. He did all of that to avoid being in the elevator with another person. Yeah, people do that. People get very awkward on elevator rides.
Starting point is 00:04:24 It's like big gulps, huh? Yeah. See you later. Cool. I know I shouldn't hurt my feelings, but it kind of did. I was like, I'm nice. You thought you're going to rob him, maybe. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Do I have that face? I mean the hoodie. I'm in the hoodie. Yeah, maybe. You never know. You never know these things. Right, right. I guess that's fair, but that was bum.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Victoria, what's up with you this week? Well, I changed, uh, sorry, I forgot what I was going to say and then I just remember. But did you gave a speech? Oh, I did. It was amazing-ish, kind of. You were at a wedding and you gave a speech? A toast? Yes, I did.
Starting point is 00:05:01 But I gave a joke at the beginning. I, like, that's something about partying and everything. I was like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, wrong speech. And, like, everyone left. That was my time. joke. Nice.
Starting point is 00:05:09 It was a great time. Good job. Gummy. But when I got back, I changed my hinge profile. Oh. Because I was just curious. I wanted to know, I put, what is your most toxic trait that you think you have? And I'm just curious.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Sure. I put that. Why is it the first person who hits me up? Asked, how do I get on your show? I responded and I said, it depends, sir. What do you look at it? What do you want to say? That's the kind of action you're getting on the dating girl.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Yes, it's so annoying. How they knew you on a show? My job says radio, like radio producer, but that's it. Now it doesn't even say radio anymore. I took that out. I put producer. I'm thinking of putting like animal, like, into peace. That's what's for new around.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Anything, yeah. I like animal enthusiasts. That might get you more life. Bruce and freeze what's up with you this week. Mine's kind of along the same lines. I let my hinge profile die today. What are you? Or yesterday.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I didn't do that. I was paying for the account to keep it going for the last two months. I'm sorry, you're paying? Yeah, guys have to pay to have interaction with women apparently on there. They're pimping you out and you don't even know it. Wait, what? I want to keep her mind. No, women don't have to.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Men do. I think if you're a dude on those things, if you do the pay things, more likely other people talking to you, right? Yeah, like, basically, it basically gives you the ability to send messages that will go through. Basically, because there's so many messages going to be. That's how many creepy dudes there are on the internet. There are that. It's wild.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I'm glad they're keeping us safe. Yeah, I mean, really, it is really a filtering process. But shouldn't you guys get a cut of that? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would like a cut. Because they are technically pimping you out. Like, I don't find that. Just give me a little bit of the word. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:53 I mean, let's bring a good one to my door. Come on. What's going on with you, Jubal? I just want to remind everybody to check your mail once in a while. Probably a good thing. Oh, boy. Well, what did you do you? Because I have my other.
Starting point is 00:07:06 I have bad allergies. I have asthma now because of them. And I've been waiting for this allergy appointment that I've had booked for six months because the health care system in America is awesome. You know, I had to go get a referral to another doctor to give me a referral to an allergist. I finally got that. I got the appointment. And it was six months until I had it.
Starting point is 00:07:24 I was counting down for it. Very excited. And then I showed up to the place yesterday for my big appointment. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And they're like, did you get the forms that we mailed to you to fill out? And I was like, I don't check my name. So no.
Starting point is 00:07:37 And they're like, oh, well, you have all this paperwork you need to fill out. Also, here's a list of things you were supposed to do leading up to it that we sent you in the mail. So I had to turn around. So I had to book out another appointment for two months later. Two months down the road. That's crazy. So just check your mail once in a while. It's probably good to do that.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Oh, she had told you they were going to do that, though. Mina, why are you not checking your mail? Who checks their mail? Yeah, I know what you really does. Everyone checks their mail. They should have called. They should have texted. I'm not saying that he would have answered, but he shouldn't have.
Starting point is 00:08:09 This is 2026. Their form should be online. That's what I thought. But in their defense, I do remember when I made the appointment, the dude going, make sure you check your mail. That's right. And then I'm like, all right. I'm done defending you.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Yeah, everybody in here is like, yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. So, anyway, screwed myself. I'm not in the fun way. Oh, bummer. It's another jubble phone frame. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I knew you were druggers. I knew it. Sorry, what? I said I knew you were druggers. Sorry, who is this? My name is Eddie. I live across the street from you, and I got your phone number from your neighbor, Tom. And I had to give you a call because I figured you out.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Okay, I'm not, I don't know what you're talking about. I took your package off your porch today. So you know. You took my package. Yeah, picked it. I saw it delivered and I know that we've had some porch pirates in the area. So I've been patrolling and anybody that gets a package, I put it in my house and because I'm not going anywhere. And I wait till they get home and then I deliver the package to them.
Starting point is 00:09:33 So I was taking your package for safekeeping going to call you and let you know that I had it. But now I got a call and let you know I found out. I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds like you're doing something. I'm talking about the drugs, you drugger. I, there's nothing, I have no drugs. I don't know what you're talking about. I'll spell it out to you again because you're probably three sheets to the wind or something. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:10:03 You're probably high as a kite right now, so I'll say it slow. I took your package off your porch that you got delivered today to protect it from the porch pirates. I opened it up and what did I see? Nothing but white powder. A whole thing of white powder. And I have half of mine to call the authorities. Listen, you crotchety old I order protein powder. What you're doing is you're opening packages.
Starting point is 00:10:32 You're sealing things off of people's porches and you're opening them. Are you accusing me of being a thousand percent illegal? You're accusing me of being a porch pirate? I'm protecting this neighborhood from the pirates. And I took your package for safe keep. opened it up to see what you guys are getting over there because I suspected you might be druggers. And what did I find? A kilo of white powder.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Jesus Christ, you are a crazy idiot. I'm going to call the police on you, all right? I don't know what this whole situation is, but I don't want you in a neighborhood. I thought we could handle this peacefully. But if you're going to call the cops, I'm going to call the cops, and then we're going to get ourselves into a cop battle. You want that? My cops are going to beat up. Your cops for sure.
Starting point is 00:11:15 You called me and called me a drugger. Well, explain how else you're getting white kilos of white powder delivered to your doorstep, El Chapo. Jesus Christ, it is vanilla protein, my dude. How about you put on your glasses and read? Not only that, but it's terrible. Snorted half there already. Nothing. Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:11:37 Why? Okay. I don't even. What are you talking about? Hey, Eliza, this is actually Jubel from the Jubel. doing a phone prank on you and your husband set you up. What? It's a joke.
Starting point is 00:11:51 He said that you guys have been getting packages stolen off your porch and he wanted to mess with you. Oh my. Okay. Oh, my God. I had this picture at my head of this wrinkly old man with just like protein powder all over his nose. I was like, what is happening? Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks. Weekday mornings on the 20s.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. Brought to you by Muckles Shoot Bingo in Auburn. You're home from Shingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Okay, serious question. Who's watched the Hannah Montana special? I have. I'm so mad that you watch them for me because I can't believe you haven't.
Starting point is 00:12:28 I can't. I'm surprised Victoria hasn't. Am I a bigger Hannah Montana fan than Victoria? I never even watched the show. No, you're not. I would like it regardless. I just watched the movie like a week ago, though, in preparation for the Hannah Montana. My girl's a big house.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Montana Montana fans. What do you think of the movie? I thought the movie was really good. I enjoyed it, except that there's one part in it that just drives me nuts. We talk to these. And nobody talks, yeah, I mean, sure. If nobody's had seen the Hannah Montana movie, go see it, trust me. But there's a part at the end, because if you don't know, the Hannah Montana story, it's my...
Starting point is 00:13:03 You're not familiar. It's Miley Cyrus, right? And she's just a normal girl. Oh, yeah. But she has her alias Hannah Montana, who's a pop star. Oh, that's amazing. so that she can have her pop career and then also do normal kid things. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:13:17 Yeah, except very hard to keep those two worlds separate. You know? And so that's like the whole show. All right, okay? But in the movie, there's this moment at the end where she's trying to like save this town and stuff. And she goes out on stage, not as Hannah, as Miley. And she performs The Climb, that song that she had that was a big hit. I love that song.
Starting point is 00:13:38 It's the climb. Yeah. Right. And no. Everybody in the crowd is like in tears. They're like, damn. Miley Cyrus just put it down. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Right? They're all like serious and like, whoa, holy crap. What was that, Miley? Where'd that come from? We were just at a Hannah Montana show. And then Miley comes out, just normal girl crushes with the climb. And it's all quiet. And then this one little girl is so rude.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Right after that in the front of the audience. She goes, can we bring Hannah back? And nobody's like, hey, shut up. Did you see what just happened? Like, how rude is that? She gave her all. And they're just like, hey, screw that. I know that was cool with the climb and everything, but bring Hannah back.
Starting point is 00:14:27 And then, so what does Miley do, the normal girl? She's like, well, I guess I'll bring Hannah back. Nobody wanted the real me. And so she starts performing his Hannah again, all because this little girl whose parents are aware, because their parents should have been like, hey, not cool, man. Did you see what she just did? Don't poop on her parade like that. I have no idea what's going on right now,
Starting point is 00:14:46 but I feel like I have a split personality disorder. Just listening to this. It was just very rude, and I'm surprised nobody pointed that out. She just switched back to Miley and nobody was like, hey, did anybody realize she got bullied back into being Miley? Her Hannah, I mean, she just changed back into Hannah, like it was no big deal. I'm sure that had to hurt her ego.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I hope that didn't ruin the movie for you, Victoria. I've seen the Hanna Montana movie. You know a moment I'm talking about, Victoria, don't you? Yeah, he described it pretty much. That girl's parents were never in the movie, by the way. Oh, so this was the movie, not the special. No, this was the movie, yeah, not the special. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:15:17 I wanted to see if they touched on that in the special and they didn't. No, I've never seen it. I wasn't a Hannah Montana person, but I feel like I just thought, because I pictured everything that people just said right now. So, like, now I'm done. I get it. Yeah. There's so much more.
Starting point is 00:15:29 There's a really cute boy. This little hood rat girl running wild with no parents, just disrespecting Miley after she put it out there. Mm. Rude. Your version of it is. I mean, like, I saw it, though, like in my head. And this little girl had, like, a bow in her hair, too.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Like, just bobbing around. Yeah. In my mind. In my mind. Anyway, I brought up Hannah Montana for a reason. Back to the show. Because starting today, Jubal, you may want to get in on this if your girl really does love Hannah Montana like that because you will now be able to stay in the house that all
Starting point is 00:16:01 the exterior shots were done in. So when you watch the show, the house that you think Hannah Montana lives in is the house that you'll get to stay in on Airbnb. So it's a full-blown. an immersive experience. So you'll get to dress like Hannah, you'll get sequin tops, bold accessories. We get disrespected like Miley as well?
Starting point is 00:16:18 That might be an ad. Whatever with your normal clothes, where's Hannah? That one's an add on. That one's an add on. But if you really wanted to, I'm sure they'd make it work. But here's the catch. It's free. So there will be 10 one night stays given away between April 6 and April 16th and you can request up to four, a group of
Starting point is 00:16:36 four can request to book now starting this morning. Well, Now. Victoria's on it. I hear fingers typing already. So good luck with that if you really want to stay in the mansion. I think that sounds fun, especially because it's free. Next, this will not be free, but it is cool.
Starting point is 00:16:54 United has just announced that they're going to be adding a relaxed row to their flights. You know, it's like when you sit in the seat and you can't wait to have the whole row to yourself. You kind of pray for that moment. Now you can buy all three seats. And it gets even better because they can turn it into a couch bed for you. So the seat will come with a footrest that elevates and then they can give you a mattress and like pillows and all of these things. You just have to pay for the other two seats. You have to pay for all three seats.
Starting point is 00:17:21 So I don't know if this is going to be more expensive than first class or if it's going to be similar. But the space is cool. I can see for kids. Like if parents traveling, if you're already traveling with two kids, you get those seats if you can. Yeah. Because then like you could just have them. Put them to sleep. Take a nap.
Starting point is 00:17:37 And if you do have kids, United is even throwing in a plushie. What? Seriously. Even throwing in a plushy for the kiddos. This isn't going to start until 2027, but for now it's something to look forward to. Kind of cool, huh? I love it. Oh, okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I didn't tease the first story. It just shows you. Yeah, I just got carried away with Hannah Montana with you guys. There's a new 6-7 trend. This one is not as confusing as the original. This 6-7 trend is all about dating. It's saying that you pick somebody that's a 6 or a 7, attractive level and a six or a seven
Starting point is 00:18:12 ambitious level. So they're ambitious but not obsessive, confident but available, attractive, but not dangerously. So you just kind of lower the bar a little bit. Just dating me. I've always said, especially for women, if they want to be happy, they should choose an average dude.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Because hot guys have never had to work for anything. You know what I mean? Like an average dude will go the extra mile to make sure that you're happy. Because for the average guy, guy, everything's a task, you know? Everything's harder. Like, tall, buff, handsome dudes, they can grab anything they want off the top shelf at a grocery store. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:50 But a dude like me, it was like 5-7, 5-8, you know? You need a step too. Like, I've had to work for that. Everything I've gotten I've had to work for. So if I'm on your affection, I'm going to work for it. I'm not just going to be like, yeah, here's my abs. Look at me. I'm tall in town at all.
Starting point is 00:19:05 I feel for you, Jew. I've never looked at it that way, but you're absolutely right. you know. Well, it's true, but also I will say we've got to give women some credit. Some of these guys don't have personalities and we know that. So actually, if you're physically a seven but your personality is a 10, then you're a 10. That's what I'm saying, yeah. The average dude has
Starting point is 00:19:22 more of a personality, most likely. I've out kicked my coverage almost my entire life. Congrats. Yeah, and it's all personality. So you can follow Freeze at and that's what's trending. The newest tracks, let's go. New music. And the next big thing.
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Starting point is 00:19:55 Discover I heart new music. Always fresh, always first. Stream now on the free Iheart radio. Why hasn't a woman formerly participated in a Formula One race weekend in over a decade? Think about how many skills they have. to develop at such a young age? What can we learn from all of the new F1 romance novels suddenly popping up every year?
Starting point is 00:20:19 He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive friction. And how did a 2023 event called Wagageddon change the paddock forever? That day is just seared into my memory. I'm culture writer and F1 expert Lily Herman, and these are just a few of the questions I'm tackling on no grip. A Formula One culture podcast that dives into the... the under-explored pockets of the sport. In each episode, a different guests and I will go deeper into the wacky mishaps, scandals, and sagas, both on the track and far away from it that have made F1 a delightful, decadent dumpster fire
Starting point is 00:20:54 for more than 75 years. Listen to no grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bailey Taylor, and this is It Girl. You may know me from my It Girl series I've done on the streets of New York over the years. Well, I've got good news. I am bringing those interviews and many more to this podcast. Yes, we will talk about the style and the success, but we are also talking about the pressure, the expectations, and the real work with the women's shaping culture right now.
Starting point is 00:21:28 As a woman in the industry, you're always underestimated. So you have to work extra hard and you have to push the narrative in a way that doesn't compromise who you are in your integrity. You know, I like to say I was kind of like a silent ninja. Each week, I have unfiltered conversations with female founders, creatives, and leaders to talk about ambition, visibility, and what it really takes to build something meaningful in the public eye. Because being an it girl isn't about the spotlight, it's about owning it. I think the negatives need to be discussed and they need to be told to people who maybe don't
Starting point is 00:21:59 do this every day just so they know what's really going on. I feel like pulling the curtain back is important. Listen to It Girl with Bailey Taylor on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court, we've got you covered on the podcast, flagrant and funny. You want to start with the first for the Big Ten coach of the year? Oh, whatever. Would you like to? Yeah, she doesn't.
Starting point is 00:22:24 So you're a Spartan, is that what I'm getting? Exactly. So whether your bracket is busted or you just want the real talk on what's happening during the tournament, open your free I-Hart Radio app, search Playground and Funny with Carrie Champion and Jamel Hill
Starting point is 00:22:36 and listen now. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubal show. Sophia is on the phone today for to catch a cheater and she thinks
Starting point is 00:22:52 that her boyfriend of five years named Ryan might be messing around so we'll see if we can help her out. Hopefully he's not but Sophia why do you think Ryan might be cheating on you? Yeah, so about a week ago, I noticed notifications on his phone from telegram
Starting point is 00:23:08 and I don't know I didn't know what telegram was so I looked it up and it was like apparently like an encrypted messaging service. Oh, that is either. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I guess it's like a WhatsApp or something. Yeah, it's kind of like a WhatsApp, but it's supposed to be like untraceable and all that.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Oh. Oh, that's shady. Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah. Okay. And you didn't know he had that. No, I did not.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Like, I mean, why would you have that? You know, so like, I don't know. So I was like, okay. So since then I've been snooping around on his computer. And then I found a folder that is titled, who booty is it? What? I'm sorry. What?
Starting point is 00:23:53 He's got a folder on his computer called Who Booty is it? Okay. Yeah. Okay. You got to be judging him at the same time. Like a question, who booty is it? Okay. Did you open the folder?
Starting point is 00:24:06 I tried to, but it's password. It was password protected. Oh. That's good. Yeah. So I was like, okay, well, that's really weird. It makes no sense. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:15 So, but then he, also he came home with a black guy the other, day and he like told me he accidentally bumped into the workout bar at the gym um so i don't know but he's weird about it so we just been having a lot of problems this past year and he's been distant so i just think that like something's going on yeah that's a little odd that he's got a weird messaging app you've never seen he's got a folder on his computer called who booty is it that's password protected yeah and he ran into a bar that gave a black eye is he usually a hot mess um no i mean he's like you know it happened together or whatever You know, maybe it's a little clumsy, I guess, but.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Okay. Yeah, I mean, that's weird. Definitely. I'd be concerned about all those things. Yeah. Is he a confrontational guy? Like, would he have gotten in a fight? And he's just embarrassed about it.
Starting point is 00:25:04 He's just kind of like a goofy guy. Like, he has a good sense of humor and stuff. But he's not like confrontational or like tough. Okay. Who booty is it? Add all that weird stuff together with the fact that you said you've been kind of having problems this past year and maybe, but well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Right in the middle of to catch a cheater. And if you're just joining us, Sophia is on the phone. And she thinks that her boyfriend of five years named Ryan might be cheating. So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and tell him he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral apartment. And we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Sophia, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Sophia, why don't you refresh our memory on why you think he's cheating again? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:46 So a week ago, I noticed notifications on his. his phone from an app called Telegram, which is like, you know, kind of secretive messaging service, I guess. I don't know. I don't know what it is. But I've been snooping around. There was a folder on his computer called Who Booty is it, which really sketchy and weird. I tried to open the folder.
Starting point is 00:26:09 It was password protective. So he's just been really like secretive. And then he came home with a black guy recently. And I have no idea what's going on. All right. Yeah, that's kind of weird. Are you ready for us to call him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Okay, here we go. Hey, this is Corbel calling from Blank Blank Grocer's. I was looking for our rewards card member named Ryan Blank. Oh, speaking. Hey, Ryan, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. Thank you so much for shopping with us.
Starting point is 00:26:45 You're this month's winner. Thank you. I hope you can hear us clapping for you. Congratulations. Dope. Cool. Yeah. What are we winning?
Starting point is 00:26:57 Oh, well, maybe you didn't know. Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered to anybody that they want from our Florida apartment. Absolutely free. You've won 36 long-stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want, all on us. You're nice. Yeah. Hell yeah. That sounds good.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Great. And there's no purchase necessary. I want to ask you for any kind of credit card information. It's very simple. I can take down the information over the phone in just a few minutes. I'm prepared to do that right now. I can also call you back later or you're always welcome to come down to the store. Whatever you'd like to do.
Starting point is 00:27:32 We can just do it right now, yeah? Great, perfect. It just takes like three minutes, like I said. I'll get you out of the phone and you'll get confirmations before we're even done. Okay, all I'd need from you would be the first and last name of the person that you want to send them to. And then if you want to put anything on a card and then we'll get the address and that's it. Okay, sweet. So, okay, so for the, for the name, can you guys put, can you guys do Deandra Thomas?
Starting point is 00:27:59 Deandra. And yeah, yeah, Deandra Thomas. Sure thing. So D-E-E-E-A-N-B-R-A and then Thomas just regular, like Thomas. Yep. Okay, got it. Great. And do you want to send a card along with the flowers to Deandra?
Starting point is 00:28:17 Yeah. I could just, like, put like, anything on that. So I'm going to put, so could you put, um, But you do, like, say something like, I'm really sorry about the other day. I know a line was crossed and I feel terrible about it. Please forgive me. I know, sorry about the other day. I know a line was crossed.
Starting point is 00:28:32 You're best friend's wife? Uh-huh. Hey, Ryan, this is actually a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. And that's your girlfriend, Sophia.
Starting point is 00:28:45 We do a segment on the show called To Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other is messing around, you see you send flowers, too. Yeah. Wait, what the... You're sleeping with Deandra? This is crazy. Not only have you lost me, but you're about to lose a best friend, because I'm telling Jerry.
Starting point is 00:29:03 So Deandras is best friend's wife, Sophia? Yeah. That's not a good look. No, no, hold on. Dude, I'm not cheating on you. First of all, tell Jared, because he already knows. And second, I'm not cheating on you. So you got the black guy because he found out that you were cheating with his wife.
Starting point is 00:29:20 wife. Nah, listen, like, just, okay, let's calm it down. Let's say that's
Starting point is 00:29:26 a telegram on your phone then. And what is telegram? So you got to calm. You got to, you got to chill. Listen, because you're so, what is the booty folder?
Starting point is 00:29:36 And it was password protected? Why was it password protected? This is absurd. Girls, please, okay, let's calm it down and then I can explain everything. I'm not cheating on you,
Starting point is 00:29:46 first of all. Powers should be answered. Your best friend's wife, you're telling me to calm down. Yeah, you're doing that thing. you don't even let me talk so you're not cheating let's start with that oh you're not cheating on me so what is who booty is it what is the pass up protected your sunny flowers would be andrea there's no
Starting point is 00:30:01 explanation for that so how are you not cheating okay you got to chill calm down so listen because you i can explain i can explain everything you probably don't say calm down and then explain i mean i mean it looks bad ryan if you can really explain this sophia told us that she found that you You have a telegram messaging app on your phone that she didn't know about. She found the computer folder titled Who Booty is it that's on your computer and password protected? Said you came on with a black eye the other day. That's crazy. No, this is too much.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Listen, I'm not cheating on you, but I'm, this is the thing. I'm not super proud of what I'm, like, about to tell you. So, all right, here's the truth. I'm going to tell all you all this. And so I downloaded the telegram app for a group chat that I have, like, with my boys. And I didn't want you to see any of this, all right? Because, okay, so it was like about a month ago. We started this group chat, and it's really dumb,
Starting point is 00:30:56 but we've been taking pictures of, like, random girls' butts. What? And sending it to each other. Yeah, we take a picture of a girl's butt, and then we send it to each other with the caption, like, whose booty is it? And then we all speculate. Yeah, and crack jokes about who the booty belongs to.
Starting point is 00:31:12 I don't even remember how it started. That's so violating to these random booties on the street. Like, what is the point of that? The folder on my computer, it's all the pictures of the booties because I was going to make like a funny AI video where all the booties talk. What? Yeah, I know. And I was said, okay, so we were going to make the, it's like a joke, right? It's like a gag that we got.
Starting point is 00:31:34 It's like mean stuff, right? So let me play. So I was sending the flowers to DeAndre, which is my boy's wife, right? Because the other day, I was at their house. I took a picture of her booty and I sent it to the chat. And everyone was saying that I went too far. Well, you did. Is that why you got the black eye?
Starting point is 00:31:50 Yeah, because me and my boy Jared started running the fade and hit the eye and it was a whole thing. Oh, wow. Would you think that's a good idea? So you paid for your crimes. Kind of. Okay, so you're not shooting on me. That's good, I guess. So you're just acting like a middle schooler, like just a middle school boy.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I need to process this. I'm going to need some time to figure it out because my boyfriend of five years is telling me that he's been in a group chat with his friends called who booty is it, They sent random bucks to each other, and I'm supposed to trust you after this. No. Stick his booty in the chat. Babe, like, is there anything I can do to come back from this? Like, I already lost my boy. I don't want to lose my girl over this.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Like, is there anything I can do? Yeah, tonight, send a picture to who booty is at, your booty and bear. I'm going to write on it. Sorry, guys, I got busted, and I can't submit booty picks anymore. Yeah. I want to see that. That's a deal. You'll do it?
Starting point is 00:32:46 All right. Yeah, absolutely. Consider it done. Wow. Hey, he's not cheating, Sophia. I'll even use that AI app and I'll make my butt give you an apology. That doesn't have... I don't know if that's your hell.
Starting point is 00:33:00 That's not helping. The Jubal shows to catch a cheater. What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No. Not even. I didn't say that. I was like, why am I even listening
Starting point is 00:33:15 to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Mariners tickets today. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Vicki. What's up?
Starting point is 00:33:32 Bickey. How are you? Oh, Vicki and Vicki. Good morning. Good morning. Are you ready to take on Victoria? I'm so ready. How are your emotions?
Starting point is 00:33:41 Are they high? Are they feisty? Are they... I think it's good I think like a mixed bag mixed bag Today pretty nervous
Starting point is 00:33:50 Okay Okay All right Well Victoria's are all over the place She said I guess good could be an option She's determined to win this game Period
Starting point is 00:33:58 Let's see what you did there Well played too Well played All right We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio And while she's leaving The game is played like this Vicky You have 30 seconds
Starting point is 00:34:11 To answer as many questions as possible If you don't know one Just say pass And Victoria has to be you our right to win, okay? Okay, okay, okay. Okay, here we go. Vicki, your time starts now. What does IQ stand for?
Starting point is 00:34:27 Intelligence quotient. What force keeps us on the ground? I'm sorry, what? What force keeps us on the ground? Gravity. What sport is known as America's pastime? Baseball. What do bees collect and use to create honey?
Starting point is 00:34:45 Pollin. How many bones are in the adult human body? 236. What fruit is known for having its seeds on the outside? Strawberries. Okay. You say strawberries? Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Just wanted to make sure I got that right. Okay. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And Vicki, while Victoria is getting settled and putting on her headphones, here's a question for you. Would you rather hiccup every time you lie or burp every time you tell the truth? Hick up every time I lie, for sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:21 For sure. That was a no-brainer. Victoria, would you rather hiccup every time you lie or burp every time you tell the truth? I think hiccup every time I lie. I think I tell the truth too often. I really should stop doing that. I just make quiet. I think you would teach me silence.
Starting point is 00:35:32 All right. I don't know what will teach you silence. Here we go. 30 seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And you have to beat Vicki outright to win. Are you ready to go, Victoria? Wait.
Starting point is 00:35:45 I had a cold. Okay. I thought you were going to burp. Yeah. It's already lying. I shiver. All right, here we go. Vicki, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Starting point is 00:35:56 All right, Victoria, are you ready? Hello. Okay. Go. What does IQ stand for? I hate these questions already. Can you say intelligent questions? What force keeps us on the ground?
Starting point is 00:36:11 That was so dumb. Gravity. I know that. What sports? is known as America's pastime. Baseball. Baseball. What do bees collect and use to create honey? I really wanted to say crochet, but there's no reason for that.
Starting point is 00:36:25 It's baseball. Wait, wait, wait, pollen? Pollin? Is that, they get the pollen flowers? Yeah. How many bones are in the adult human body? Seriously, why would I know? All right. Wait, I want to guess.
Starting point is 00:36:39 162. 162 is your, okay, final answer. Well, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, producer freeze. Very well thought out 164. I don't know why you came up with that number, but Victoria had two and Vicky had four. Oh.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Wow, you got killed today. Also, Vicki dropped off the phone, so she must have either hung up or went through a bad area or whatever. Anyway, she beat Victoria, and she gets married. Oh, I think she's fallen back. One second here. Hello, Vicki. I'm back.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Hey, you won. You won. I don't know if you heard that or not. Yeah. She really did. I'm sure. I'm sure. All right.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Let's get the answers now with Nina. IQ stands for intelligence quotient. Gravity is the force that keeps us on the ground. Baseball is known as America's pastime. Nectar is what bees collect
Starting point is 00:37:36 and use to create honey. Oh, that's smart. There are 206 bones in the adult human body. And the fruit known for having seeds on the outside. Strawberries. It's the strawberry.
Starting point is 00:37:47 You said something right now. I don't think it was right. What? I'm trying to remember. What did I get wrong? Something tells me I'm going to go with, I'm going to go with Nina on this. The B1. Is nectar?
Starting point is 00:37:57 They don't collect pollen? They do, but they also collect pollen. Nectar. Technically, pollen was correct. Have you seen the B movie? I have. No, it's not correct. It's nectar.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Yeah, it is. Why? Why? What do you mean? Why? He told you why in the beginning. Is pollen in the nectar? Vicki, can you tell Victoria to stop it?
Starting point is 00:38:14 No. I'm right I've seen the big movie That's not my job Logic is based off an animated movie Okay first of all that's a great freaking movie What do you say That's how she learns everything
Starting point is 00:38:26 Second I am right That you know you thought I was right in a minute ago Text in 41061 I think it is nectar What do be Is Paul considered a correct answer for that question Vicki got it wrong as well I think we've both got it wrong
Starting point is 00:38:40 Yeah Vicky got it wrong as well And she's willing to admit why Necter Yeah but I got it right It's nectar. So where does the ball come from? You know I tell me that? Why don't we be...
Starting point is 00:38:48 First date follow-up. Powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Josh is on the phone today for a first day follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by Terran. So in a second, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting and maybe get him another date.
Starting point is 00:39:05 But first, Josh, how long has it been since you heard from Terran? Oh, man. I think it's been like six days. I love when they're at the exact number. You know, you're feeling that verse. if you're saying it was six days did you try to reach out to her in that time i did i tried sending text messages i've only called there one time you know because i don't want to seem like creep sure but nothing no response no like on the text messages you know we have iphone so
Starting point is 00:39:30 she used to have the red uh you know settings on but i don't know she just took them off i don't i don't really know what's going on well what happened i would tell us about the date first all right so long as we're short you know we're on the same softball team and you know you know you know, after practice last week, I offered to give her a right home. And just so, you know, guys, there's always been some sort of flirty tension. Like, she literally winked at me during, like, batting practice. So I see her looking at me. We always lock eyes.
Starting point is 00:39:58 We kind of laugh to each other. And you know, always talking. Everything is going good. And so I told her we can hang at my place, have a beer, maybe chill a bit. And she said, yes, very quickly. So I took that as like a green light to, you know, let's hang out at my place. Yeah. But here's the thing. So my apartment isn't great right now. And I pretty much told her that. I gave her a full disclaimer. I literally told her. I said, hey, it's going to look like one of those post apocalyptic episodes of borders. I don't know if you guys had seen those shows. Oh, okay. Yeah. So she said she said she didn't care and quote unquote, I'm not precious. She said. And so, you know, it just, I don't know. It just was weird. Like, you know, she came.
Starting point is 00:40:42 over we were hanging out and all that good stuff and I just don't get it you know it just we were having a good time and then she leaves and now I had getting no response from her and and we were laughing it was like one of those random dates at my place you know it wasn't planned it was like spontaneous we just went over I had a movie plane you know I had chips and stuff so everything seemed to be going really good I just like I don't know I don't know what it is you don't know you don't know at all why she might be ghosting you. Yeah, I mean, it's just, yeah, it just sucks because I really like her and I haven't told her that I like her yet.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I just, I know that she likes me as well, you know. So how do you know? I mean, she came over my place, you know, usually we always go, you know, with a team, you know, to get some, you know, sports bar or something like that. I usually see each other like in a group setting, but when I kind of just casually asked her, hey, want to go to go to my place? And she said, yes, right away. I kind of thought at that moment, okay, I,
Starting point is 00:41:42 think this is going to maybe the next level wherever this may be how messy was your place though you say that you warned her and you said post apocalyptic but like are we talking about like mold on things like kitty litter on the floor now did i think about it i did have a box of pizza out from last week i feel like this whole conversation started with the big red flag and you keep making it sounds so sweet by saying but i told her though like you can only get away with so much I mean, look, if it's the, if it's my hideous apartment, you know, everything pretty much like, you know, messy everywhere, the pizza boxes and the, you know, I had like datery bottles. That's pretty gross, Josh. And that's going to be horrible, you know.
Starting point is 00:42:26 That's going to be like the worst of the worst. Josh is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Taryn. So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. Before we do that, though, Josh, why don't you catch us up on your situation again real quick? Yeah, I think was going great. You went back to my place after practice. You know, we had some lunch there. We're watching TV.
Starting point is 00:42:46 And she just ghosted me. She left. And I think that, I mean, I don't know. I think it's the pizza boxes, guys. I mean, I don't know. Maybe the Gator at bottles. I don't know. It was messy.
Starting point is 00:42:55 I told her that my place was a little messy. She said she liked my honesty. So that's where we're at. Okay. I hope you've cleaned. Well, we'll see if that is it. Are you ready for us to call her? Are you guys going to tell him on the first?
Starting point is 00:43:10 phone or not or just do I say quiet? Well, you can stay quiet at first. Eventually, we'll tell her. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:17 All right. All right. All right. Let's go. Hi, man, I speak to Terran, please. This is she. Taryn, how are you? This is a radio show.
Starting point is 00:43:32 It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Taryn. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal. How are you? Wait, what is this? It's a radio show called The Jubal Show.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Like, I'm confused. I haven't like, why are you calling me? Well, we're calling you because we actually got an email about you. Okay. It's from somebody who listens to the show. And we do a segment on our show that's called the first date follow up. That's where if you go on a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to ask you why you're ghosting them. And we got to email about you from somebody that you're not calling that.
Starting point is 00:44:09 No. I'm sorry. Um, no, like this isn't real, right? Like this is a joke. Are you joking? No, it's not a joke. Who are you ghosting? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Is it Josh? Yes, it is Josh. Josh emailed us. He told us a little bit about your date and he's confused. He said he really liked you and he thought he were into him. He wants to know why you're ghosting him. Honestly, I mean, if he really wants to know, I'm ghosting him because he's a manslaughter, like an aggressive mansplainer.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Like on the date, like things would be like going fine and he would literally pause what we're doing to explain something to me. And like not things that are like, I don't know what they are. Oh, that might be interesting. But like basic things. Like at one point we're making out. And he literally paused to say, you know, physical chemistry is just the result of electrical signals in the brain. And I'm like, why are you interrupting us making out to tell me about this? Like, read the room, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Maybe he thought it was endearing. Okay, well, then he explained to me the rules of softball. To me, me, I've played for 10 years and I'm literally our team shortstop. I'm sorry, but like, there's no excuse for this. He told me why the glove is shaped the way it is, like I'm a frickin toddler. Oh, okay. Really? He's hot, like, like ridiculously hot, like extremely hot, like extremely freaking hot.
Starting point is 00:45:46 That's why I was like, you know, kind of end him at first. But, and I tried to ignore it. because he is really good looking, but it's like once I spent time with him and everything was just mansplained this, man's playing this, man's playing. I was just, I couldn't. Hold up, hold up. Hold up. Taryn? Taryn, that's, Josh, he's actually on the phone who wants to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Oh, God. So because I know things and I wanted to share them with you, that's why you're ghosting me because I explained stuff. That's like nerdy charm. I thought that was like a cute thing. I thought you were into that stuff. nerdy charm, you literally stopped kissing me to break down why some people just click. Like, who does that? That's kind of cute.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I was nervous. I thought you were smart. I thought you'd appreciate insight. Yeah, insight is when someone offers you something you didn't already know. Not when some dude explains how beer is carbonated, like a plot twist. Maybe, maybe you could have just said something instead of just ignoring me like that. And then, you know, you're up calling the radio. Like, I thought you were, I thought you were cool.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Just, man, I just, you're just like all the rest. Well, you know what? You're just like every guy who thinks being condescending is a personality trait. Look, Josh, you're hot, but that's not enough to sit through a freaking ped talk every time I touch your arm. Cool. Okay. I understand you now. And, you know, I don't date people who lie and go.
Starting point is 00:47:13 So, you know, have fun being, you know, mediocre, Terry. And have fun with that. I thought you were I thought you I didn't lie to you yeah you know you know what this is just I'm embarrassed and just so what do we do now we just say hi and practice like we ignore each other Taryn would you like another date with Josh we'll pay for it I would love another day no I definitely Josh I'm I'm good on that and also I just like to say nobody's toilet should look like that Like, get it together, John. I had told you that my apartment was messy.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Okay, you don't have to say that. You know, I was going to let it fly at first, but now I'm not. It's, it's really nasty. Like, you're a grown man. You need, you need to figure that out. Oh, you, you can't hold that against me. No, no, no, no, thank you. Nope.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah, what do you guys do now for your games? Prettains. Prettend you don't know each other. Get on another team? I'm open to forgetting. about like I'm open to forgetting this ever happened and I'm sorry and you know just it just sucks that's all yeah I mean I think that we were fine at practice before so maybe things could just go back to the way they were pretend like you never saw us toilet oh I'll never forget that
Starting point is 00:48:30 jubel's first date follow-up this just in on the jubel show your number one source for news I hope not I ran continuing to launch missiles at sites that produce gas. For example, they're targeting pipelines, oil fields, and Taco Bells. Oh. See how easy it is to create fake news. That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly named segment, Real News or Fake News, where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral,
Starting point is 00:49:04 and you have to see if you can tell whether it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first headline for Real News or Fake News. Shaquille O'Neill slides into Sabrina Carpenter's DM. and Sabrina is not happy about it. Aw. What? Shaquille O'Neal slides into Sabrina Carpenter's DMs,
Starting point is 00:49:21 and Sabrina is not happy about it. Here's the story. 54-year-old former NBA superstar and Kazam actor, Shaquille O'Neal is taking heat this week for sending 26-year-old pop star Sabrina Carpenter a series of questionable DMs. According to the actual screenshots, here are the DMs that Shaq sent to Sabrina Carpenter.
Starting point is 00:49:42 This doesn't make sense. One says, quote, the diesel has got more game than that, replying to something that she posted. Oh, is he the diesel? Yes, Shaq Diesel is what they call him. Oh. Another DM from Shaquille O'Neal to Sabrina Carpenter
Starting point is 00:49:56 that said, I can't be horny and want some of that snow bunny kitty for myself. What? Another one that said my meat would leave you in the hospital. All right. Oh, what? And Sabrina responded and said, you're way too famous to be sending me DMs like that. very polite of her.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Very polite. This is real. Is this a real news story or a fake news story? Shaquille O'Neal sending DMs to Sabrina Carpenter. Nina? I feel like I'm going to go with real. You're going real? I know some things about Shaquille O'Neal, so it kind of tracks.
Starting point is 00:50:30 What? Victoria, is this a real news story or a fake news story? Shaquille O'Neill slides into Sabrina Carpenter's DMs with inappropriate messages. It has to be fake. Like that, fake. That's fake. Okay, producer freeze. This story is all over the internet right now.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Shaquille O'Neal slides into Sabrina Carpenter's DMs and Sabrina is not happy about it. I feel like this has happened before with him specifically. So I'm going to say it's real. You're saying it's real? What? He does this according to life. Yeah. The jury is still out, but it looks like it's a fake news story.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Oh, okay. Shekeel O'Neil went on a podcast and debunked it. Oh, okay. And they think that it's AI somehow created a bot account or something like. like that and somebody was sending her DMs. Okay, but I'm not sure that I fully believe that. Yeah. Because, like, if you get caught and you're the diesel and you're getting turned down by
Starting point is 00:51:22 whoever, you're really going to say that that was you? Yeah. Like, if that was real, is he really going to own it? And I'm pretty sure the story that I remember from years ago or maybe a year ago or whatever it was, was real. So I think he has a history of doing that. Okay. So I'm still not sure about this one.
Starting point is 00:51:37 We don't know. Could be real, could be fake. What? So according to him, it's fake. According to us. It's a good defense. Here's your next headline for real news or fake news A segment where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral
Starting point is 00:51:51 And you have to see if you can tell me whether it's a real news story Or a fake one that people actually believe French woman gets intimate with a tram Despite having a boyfriend French woman gets intimate with a tram despite having a boyfriend With an M at the end, right? Yes, tram Here's the story of French woman is making headlines
Starting point is 00:52:10 after having an affair with the Strasbourg transit companies, tram number 3013. Oh, very specific. 3013 is a nice one. Apparently, she had this attraction to the tram for at least six years, and she started getting intimate with it just a few years ago. What does that mean? She recently sat down with her boyfriend and had a conversation that she was in love with the tram, but still wanted to be with her human boyfriend as well.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Can you imagine being that guy? If you're going to get cheated on it, might as well be a tram. She also told her boyfriend that she wanted to marry the tram. He approved, and the two of them are happy, and she's also now happily married to tram number 313. Their thruffle? Pretty much. The tram gets to be with her every other day
Starting point is 00:52:57 as long as she lets the boyfriend know that she's with her husband, the Straussburg Transit Company tram car 301. How did the tram agree to the marriage? I have no idea. That's not a new story. Is this a real new story or a fake news story? Nina, wow. I'm going to go with real.
Starting point is 00:53:17 You know, anything's possible these days. Victoria, French woman gets intimate with a tram car despite having a boyfriend. This has to be fake. Like, you have faith in humanity. What are you getting intimate with? I don't know. And it's not a consenting train. That's true.
Starting point is 00:53:37 They are married, so I don't know. Producer Freeze, French woman gets intimate with a tram despite having a boyfriend. I just want to feel what it's like to be Victorian. I'm going to say it's fake, too. Say it's fake? This story is 100% real. Love does exist. I do have a question, though.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Do you think her husband would consider it cheating if she moved on to tram 3015? I guarantee, yeah. For sure. The tram husband would sure be upset. Here's your next story for real news or fake news. A segment where I read a news story from the week that's gone viral. You have to tell me if it's a real news story or fake one that people actually believed. Scientists clone exact human brain into housefly body.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Since then, the fly enjoys sitting on the couch and watching the same Netflix shows as the person whose brain it got. Is it my brain? Here's the story. In a development that is raising both eyebrows and serious ethical questions, researchers at a private neurobiology lab say they have successfully replicated a human brain's neural pattern inside the body of a common housefly. The goal, according to the team, was to explore whether complex human cognition could be preserved in a drastically smaller biological system. They took the brain of a recently deceased man named Carl Dale Pino. And what they didn't expect was what came next.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Within hours of activation, the fly, identified only a subject, F-12, began exhibiting behaviors eerily similar to Carl Del Pino. Interesting. According to researchers, the insect repeatedly gravitated toward the living room environment set up inside the lab and positioned itself on the couch. Remaining there for extended periods of time if they put on movies and stuff. So it was watching TV, just like Carl. Is that a real new story or a fake news story? Nina? Well, I think this is cute and it would be cool if it was real.
Starting point is 00:55:31 I do not think so. I do not think it's possible. Victoria, real news story or fake news story, scientists clone exact human brain into house fly body. Since then, the fly, enjoys sitting on the couch and watching the same Netflix shows as the person whose brain it got. This is real.
Starting point is 00:55:45 I knew you were going to say that. It has to, I think it's real. It has to be real. To Cina Bug's life. Yes, exactly. That's exactly what I was thinking. Producer Freeze, real news story or fake news story? Fake.
Starting point is 00:55:55 You're saying fake? Yeah. This is a fake news story, but it's based on a real news story, is kind of creepy. Right. So people that are believing this, it's definitely a hoax. But scientists did make huge progress with fruit fly brains,
Starting point is 00:56:10 and they were able to map an entire brain of a fruit fly and then put it into a new fruit fly. Insane. And basically clone the exact same brain, personality, and everything of the fruit fly. Do fruit flies have personalities? I'm sure they have some sort of personality or some sort of way they act. They're the most irritating little nugget. All of the neurons in it, everything in it is the exact same as the one
Starting point is 00:56:31 that died. Oh, wow. So they think that they could do this with humans next, be able to map like a solid brain of somebody and then put you into a new body. I don't want them to. We don't need cloning. I don't want them to.
Starting point is 00:56:43 We have robots. I'm good. I'm good. The flies to fly. What? They're planning, like, if they were going to do it to humans, it would be a human and another human. They're not trying to put humans into flies, Victoria.
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Starting point is 00:57:32 Think about how many skills they have to develop at such a young age? What can we learn from all of the new F1 romance novels suddenly popping up every year? He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive friction. And how did a 2023 event called Wagageddon change the paddock forever? That day is just seared into my memory. I'm culture writer and F1 expert Lily Herman, and these are just a few of the questions I'm tackling on No Grip, a Formula One culture podcast that dives into the under-explored pockets of the sport. In each episode, a different guest and I will go deeper into the wacky mishap, scandals, and sagas,
Starting point is 00:58:10 both on the track and far away from it, that have made F1 a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to No Grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Bailey Taylor and this is it girl. You may know me from my It Girl series I've done on the streets of New York over the years. Well, I've got good news. I am bringing those interviews and many more to this podcast. Yes, we will talk about the style and the success, but we are also talking about the pressure, the expectations,
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Starting point is 01:00:07 Brought to you by Muckle Shoot Bingo in Auburn. Your home from Mishingo is time for Nina's what's trending. So you may have seen this or not, but Taylor Frankie Paul from The Bachelorette, the one that just got canceled, is still set to receive her salary that she was supposed to receive in the first place, even though the show's not going to air. But how much she's going to get, I will tell you in just a second. I know, gotcha. But first, we're still questioning the validity of this story,
Starting point is 01:00:35 but allegedly, Shaquille O'Neal slid into Sabrina Carpenter's DMs. He swears he did not, but this is him recounting what happened. Shaq, I would keep your farts in a cologne bottle and spray it on me every day. Just jokes. I'm Shaq's. What's your name, baby? And Sabrina says, I know who you are. You're way too famous to be sending me a message like that. Shaq, you're being rude for no reason. You can't handle Big Diesel anyway.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Is that me or is that Cap? Yeah. I definitely do not believe about a show. Thank you. Yeah, it wasn't viral. Is it a whole media is a dangerous game. Listen to all ladies, the diesel got way more game than that. I wish that was me doing the interview.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Like, if that was me, it would have gone down a little bit different. I'd be like, but did you though? You wouldn't have let him off the hook. Hold on. We know you've done it before. So did you? though and then I can look into his soul and then try to get a gauge so I mean
Starting point is 01:01:33 the move is to deny deny deny well yes but I mean I guess we'll see what Sabrina Carpenter has to say she may not speak out at all she seems very polite like if she did receive these messages don't you think she would have said something a little bit more than you're way too famous she was polite about it but it's allegedly not even real but can't you tell if it's a bot because it doesn't come from his actual account oh right that was her actually yeah I see what
Starting point is 01:01:56 that was her actual account but wasn't it his actual account too? It came from his account. Yeah. I'm assuming that she responded that she thought it was from him. So, yeah. How do you put a bob to that one?
Starting point is 01:02:07 Right. Sabrina hasn't said it was faked on AI because both sides of that would have to be AI then. Right. Like Sabrina saying whatever back to him would have to also be AI generated. So did she really say that back to him?
Starting point is 01:02:19 If she did, then maybe it's not fake. Right. Exactly. Let's go back. Can I do the interview? But did you? Come on, bro. Just tell me the truth.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Oh, anyway, I don't believe it. Next question is, would you rather get an engagement ring or take an engagement trip? Ooh. Wait, so you don't get the ring if you take the trip? No. Are you still getting married? You're still getting married. You're still getting engaged.
Starting point is 01:02:44 But instead of a ring, you're getting a trip. That's an easy answer for most guys, I think. Is it a trip? Yeah, we're going on trips. Okay, so let me ask the women. Would you rather go on a trip or get the ring? I don't know because I want my ring eventually So you'd rather get the ring
Starting point is 01:02:58 I don't know but I was just saying I want the ring I'd rather have the ring We have our whole lives to travel Give me the ring Oh that's a good point We're young now so I want to travel now Well this is actually tracks Because this is a new trend
Starting point is 01:03:11 Especially with Gen Z they don't want Engagement rings anymore They want engagement trips That's a lie They want the big extravagant trips The money that would go into a $10,000 ring Or more They want to put towards a trip
Starting point is 01:03:23 So you can go do something kind of wild. I guess you get the memories. Yeah. Yeah. But then you're going to get back. I guess I would rather have the ring too. Yeah, right?
Starting point is 01:03:31 I want it all. I mean, the memories are cool. Yeah, for sure. Like, you can go on your honeymoon and everything else, but a trip and then no ring. I would rather, I would rather get the ring. Yeah. I would go on the trips later. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Because then you're going to get back from the trip and you're going to be like, wow, that was nice. It was nice. Oh, what else? We got pictures I can look at, turn around, that I'm married. Well, and to show the world that you're married. Don't be creeping on my man. He's got a ring.
Starting point is 01:03:54 like those types of things, but that comes after that you get married. But the other thing is, is they're saying they prefer getting tattoos. So instead of a diamond, it's a tattoo. That's a recipe for disaster. Yeah, for sure. I still want the rain. I mean, I'd rather
Starting point is 01:04:10 have diamonds than a tattoo, but I have a ton of tattoos. I highly recommend that over a tattoo. Because then you're going to have to get it covered up of anything. Exactly. By the way, if anybody knows a good artist, I got some stuff I want to get coming up. Yeah, I got some names. I mean, Yeah, thanks.
Starting point is 01:04:25 There's this guy I know that got married, and him and his wife at the time had those rings, and they ended up getting divorced. So on top of the ring, he got one of these little Nintendo characters. It's like one of those little bombs, like, on the Nintendo. And it's just huge right there on his finger. It looks ridiculous. I'd say, like, that looks any better? No, it doesn't.
Starting point is 01:04:46 I'm saying that's what happened. What do you have against ring finger tattoos? They're ridiculous. That's not my... That's not my... Sure, you do. But his had to be big enough to cover up her name that he had on it. That my point is, to Jubal's Point.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Anyway, get the diamond. Next. So Taylor Frankie Paul, she will be receiving her full Bachelorette salary despite the season being canceled and despite the allegations and investigations going on about her. Good contract, I guess. Right. I know. A contract. I think the dog.
Starting point is 01:05:17 No, I mean. She sucks, by the way. I think she really do. She's a terrible person. And anybody who's defending her, give me a break because people are defending her. And the video came out of her assaulting the dude that she's with. I know that I guess they have a toxic relationship or whatever. But so many people are giving her a pass and it's ridiculous to me.
Starting point is 01:05:37 Because even after this, like she's on TikTok and she's like doing like singing videos being like, this isn't the first time I've had haters. I'm like, this is different than just having haters. You hit your kid with the chair and there's a video. This is like the second and, well, there's two more in process, domestic violence situation. where she's been found guilty of. She assaults people. She's admitted being the aggressor in the other ones.
Starting point is 01:05:59 And a lot of people, because it's a dude, are like, well, what did he do before? Right, right, right. Maybe they were arguing before, but it doesn't mean that she gets to throw chairs at him and choke him and beat him up and kick him. Assault is assault. And throw a stool that hits her kid in the head and keep going. Yeah. And then other people were like, well, she was hammered and she has trauma. So that, no, if you have trauma, it's not an excuse.
Starting point is 01:06:23 for you to be abusive or unable to someone else. And that's someone who walks around with a lot of trauma. I have complex PTSD. So I know the struggle of having to deal with your reactions. But if you do something bad, it's on you. And she came out the other, sorry, I'm very annoyed about that. No, no, I agree with you. She has done nothing but put victim statements out there
Starting point is 01:06:44 and how she's the victim, right? No matter what. If she was on the other foot and there was a woman who was being abused by her husband. He's throwing stools at her, hitting the kid and everything else. would society be going, well, what does she say right before? Right. What is she, no, they wouldn't. It's the same.
Starting point is 01:06:59 But also, she's put out statements saying that, well, now she has to relive her trauma because this has gone public, right? You don't have to relive your trauma. You have to relive the thing you're guilty of, and that is abuse, sucker. Right, right. But she has to relive it, and her son's birthday was ruined because of it. Her son is three years old, right? How was his birthday ruined because his mom's getting dragged through the media for, being abusive. Well, she ruined it.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Yes, she ruined it. He's responsible for all of these actions. Exactly. And the daughter having to talk about this again, does the daughter need to talk about it again? Because how old is the daughter? The daughter thinks like maybe 10 or something like that. Does she have to be part of the conversation? No, but a narcissistic person like this Taylor, Frankie Paul,
Starting point is 01:07:41 is the type of person. Three names. That tells you everything he needs. Is the type of person who is physically and mentally abusive. So what does a physically and mentally abusive narcissists do to their children? They don't let the children have their moments and they tell them how to feel. So someone like that, I'm walking up to my 10-year-old daughter being like, sorry, I have to tell you about this, make me feel better.
Starting point is 01:08:00 Make me feel better because people are dragging your mommy through the mud again. When your mommy did nothing wrong, she's the victim. Oh, sorry about hitting you in the head with a stool. Feel bad for me. Not yourself for getting hitting that with a stool. And then her son, who's three, who has his birthday, I guarantee you the conversation that his birthday was not, happy birthday. I'm going to get over my stuff for a second and just celebrate your birthday because you're
Starting point is 01:08:21 three. Hey, three year old, it's really sad today that you don't have a birthday because your mom is being dragged through the media for something that you did. I'm so sorry that this world is so mean that they would take away your birthday. Now hug me and make me feel better and forget about your birthday. And that whole toxic relationship that is really horrible. Yeah. And the more I hear about it, it's ridiculous. Yeah. Now, does she deserve the money? No. I mean, if it was in her contract, okay. Right. Right. Like if it was in her contract. If that was a loophole that she got paid on, She definitely doesn't deserve the people that are giving her a pass. That's what I did.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Well, that's the part is that she's not actually fully accountable. Like, while kind of in the public eye, there's this, which I agree with you 100%. If she played that role differently and took accountability, got the help. Like we said before, she needs help, no question. For sure. But she's going to be getting upwards of $250,000 for the season that doesn't air. That's like... I actually thought that was a little bit less than I expected them to get.
Starting point is 01:09:16 I thought she would get more, actually. Okay, that's like a lot of money. It's like... It is a lot of. of money. It is a lot of money. In the grand scheme of how much money that show makes, it's not that much.
Starting point is 01:09:26 I wonder if it's like a fraction because no, it's not her whole salary. This was supposed to be the salary. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they're not making that much this season. That's true. Yoikes. Although I bet you that it's a good bachelorette though.
Starting point is 01:09:40 You know what I mean? Like, yeah. It's probably full of drama. Oh yeah. If this is what we're seeing on the outside. Yeah. It's probably pretty good. Someone said it was actually like really boring. Like someone said like, one of the producers I came out and said, like, it actually wasn't that great, which is why they also, like, leaned. Like, it gave them an out.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Oh. Because the season wasn't actually that good, and it was her hung up on her ex. Oh, really? We didn't give her enough alcohol. Yeah. That's terrible. But, yes, apparently it wasn't like, gave him an out. Man.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Well, I hope she gets the help that she needs eventually. We can stop talking about her. But that is what's trending. Jubles. Dirty Little Secret. Hello? Hello. Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Starting point is 01:10:21 I do. Sweet, what is it? So I was working this waiter job a while back. And my boss, my manager, actually, he was putting his wife on the payroll. Oh. And, but she, but yeah, but she never came into work, right? Okay. What he was doing, what he was doing was he was clocking.
Starting point is 01:10:48 in and out for her. And so she was getting paid. But she was never coming into work, right? Sketchy. Well, sketchy, that's stealing money. You're never working, but you're... You're doubling your salary, basically. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:01 Am I the only one that's like... It's also a good idea. Yeah, it's a great idea. Great idea, but anyway, yeah, not supposed to do it. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Unfortunately, he didn't get away. He would say he did get caught. Oh. But that's not the secret.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Oh, actually. All right. So the secret is that I was actually sleeping with his wife Oh While she was getting paid Yeah She's living good I'm the one that actually
Starting point is 01:11:29 I'm the one that actually turned him in Oh Skinless bro That doesn't help you very much You turn him in and you slept with his wife Yikes Yeah Well you know
Starting point is 01:11:39 I mean two wrongs don't do They cancel out right Not if you're doing both I don't think that's how it works. Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate it. Have a good one.
Starting point is 01:11:54 What's your dirty little secret? I'm Bailey Taylor and this is It Girl. This podcast is all about going deeper with the women's shaping culture right now. Yes, we will talk about the style and the success, but we are also talking about the pressure, the expectations, and the real work behind it all. As a woman in the industry, you're always underestimated. So you have to work extra hard in a way that those. doesn't compromise who you are in your integrity.
Starting point is 01:12:18 You know, I like to say I was kind of like a silent ninja. Listen to It Girl with Bailey Taylor on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Ready for a different take on Formula One? Look no further than No Grip, a new podcast tackling the culture of motor racing's most coveted series. Join me, Lily Herman, as we dive into the under-explored pockets of F1, including the story of the woman who last participated in a Formula One race weekend, the recent uptick in F1 romance novels and plenty of mishap scandals and sagas
Starting point is 01:12:48 that have made Formula One a delightful, decadent dumpster fire for more than 75 years. Listen to No Grip on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're trying to keep up with everything happening on and off the court, we've got you covered on the podcast, flagrant and funny.
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