First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Full Jubal Show from Tuesday August 25th 2026

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:54 These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the I Heart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without
Starting point is 00:01:25 asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word Solita, trading the pity for possibility. Listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook. Each week, we talk to someone in show business and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time, and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show.
Starting point is 00:01:59 We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, Adam Scott, Danny McBride, Ben Stillard, and a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Finally, the little guy gets a win against corporate America. Yes. It's the Jubal Show. And one man is making national headlines today for winning a lawsuit against his company after he was fired for sleeping through and missing. Not one, not two, but eight mandatory morning meetings.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Wow. Like he just didn't show up? He didn't show up, slept through them. And they fired him because eight meetings is a lot to miss. And he sued them and won. We'll tell you the story in just a second. But you too might be able to take advantage of a new thing that corporate America is doing to make their employees feel more heard and seen at the workplace.
Starting point is 00:02:46 And it can literally allow you to sue your company after they fire you for sleeping on the job. Yeah. Tell you the... Victory's taking notes. I know. Yeah, I'm so into this. I hope we start doing this at our company. But apparently companies all over America are adopting new things for their employees to make them feel
Starting point is 00:03:04 a little more seen and heard and safe. in the workplace. It's called a personality packet. So it's basically a user manual for you. Yeah. That you hang outside of your cubicle or outside of your office so people know how to talk to you. That's wild. My friend's husband's office does this.
Starting point is 00:03:23 He works in real estate. Oh, they do, Nina? Yeah, he works in real estate. And so he said everybody in the office has a packet on the outside so people know what the personality type is and how to approach them to get stuff done. That's so crazy to me. You have to stop and. Open this packet and read it.
Starting point is 00:03:38 To know how to address the employee and it has things in there. What goes into a personality pack? We're talking about a new thing that companies are doing all over America that one employee actually was able to take advantage of. And he actually won a lawsuit against this company for sleeping through eight morning meetings and was fired. But he actually won his lawsuit. We'll tell you that story in just a second. But what goes into a personality packet, the new thing that companies are doing, your personality type. So a label of like your, you know, are you type?
Starting point is 00:04:06 A type of personality, you know, how you communicate whether you prefer a quick message on Slack or teams or something like that. If you like email, if you like a face-to-face drop in, just the way that people should communicate with you. Validation, compliments. Hello. Your peak productivity hours, the time of day when you're deeply focused and shouldn't be interrupted unless the building is on fire.
Starting point is 00:04:28 So when you're most productive. I want to do that here. Feedback style, whether you prefer direct blunt critiques or softer, more collaborative. coaching when being approached. Your pet peeves, your workplace quirks or workplace behaviors that drain your energy. So all that kind of stuff is in your personality packet at work. So people know how to talk to you. I think it would be really helpful.
Starting point is 00:04:49 I would take the time to read it also because it's like, okay, well. I would not. Because people get so knocked off. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they're personality going out, like we'll go out the window. They'll start yelling and get upset. Like, I would just rather know. I'd be like, apparently you didn't read my personality packet.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I don't read things. All right. So I'm just going to talk to you. And that's my thing. It's like, I can read it, but to take a note, especially with multiple employees and coworkers, you're going to read each of these packets and you're going to remember everything that you're supposed to do when you're interacting with each one of them. Or are you just going to naturally get to know them and learn how your relationship develops? I think it's like a shortcut.
Starting point is 00:05:25 I think you get to that point. You eventually do. But I don't think everybody is completely self-aware with how they communicate in person. So if it's on paper, then you know how to approach them to get the best out of them. It's a lot. It's a lot. I'm kind of into it. I'll make mine and I'll hand them out.
Starting point is 00:05:38 A new thing that companies all over America are doing called the personality packet. Or it's basically a user manual for people to know how to communicate with you. But one California employee is suing his company after being fired for repeatedly sleeping through morning meetings. I don't want to know how he made that work more. Claiming management failed to follow the instructions in his personal user manual. The employee's manual reportedly said,
Starting point is 00:06:02 I am not my best self before 1030 a.m. Please avoid important conversations Until I've had time to regulate and caffeinate Sounds like notorious His boss scheduled an 830 meeting anyway He missed it Then another one Then another one
Starting point is 00:06:19 Eventually he missed eight of these 830 mandatory meetings How mandatory are they if you get 8 deep You know what I mean? And then he was fired And then the employee argued that the company knowingly placed him outside of his optimal productivity window by asking him to have an 8.30 meeting.
Starting point is 00:06:36 His attorney said the termination could have been avoided if management had simply followed his operating instructions. Wow. See, if you're not motivated to make your packet now, I don't know what else is going to do it for you. I'm definitely motivated to make my packet now. You don't have to make it one time
Starting point is 00:06:49 and then you just stick to it. I'm so surprised by everyone in this room. I feel like all I've heard from the older generation is don't do this. We don't care about that. Like, just get your work done. Like, you're supposed to just come in, work and leave. And now we're making personality packets.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Like, that's an option. Like, you can tell me that I can tell you that I don't work very well in the mornings. I'm willing to bet that the person who created these changes is not old, like me old. Oh. You know what I mean? Like, it's probably a 30-year-old, something like that, you know, that are making these changes. Either way, if your company asks you to do a user manual, make sure you put some things in there. Like, don't talk to me before 10.30.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Two-hour lunch. Yeah, exactly. I operate best when I take a two-hour lunch and then when I leave at three. Right. So that's really the best way for me to work for you. You want optimization and then they fire you and you can be like this guy and win your lawsuit against that for sleeping through all your meeting. It's another jubel phone frame. Weekday mornings on the 20s.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Hello? Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from B. Gotto insurance. I'm calling in regards to a claim that was made by a Rachel. Yeah, hi. How are you doing? Hi, Rachel. How are you?
Starting point is 00:07:58 I'm calling in regards to your recent accident. Yes, thanks for following us. Yeah, no problem. Hey, I just got to let you know. Unfortunately, we are not going to be able to cover you on this accident. So I don't know how you're going to get the repairs and things done. Yeah, we can't cover you. So sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:08:20 What? What I said was we're not going to, we can't cover you, which means that we can't pay for your repairs on your car and things like that. I don't understand. What do you mean you can't cover me? That's ridiculous. What am I paying for insurance for? What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:08:36 Because your accident happened on a Saturday, so I figured you knew that. What? Yes. Your accident happened on a Saturday, and unfortunately, when you signed up with us, you didn't sign up for weekend coverage. You're only covered Monday through Friday between the hours of five and seven. Are you fucking kidding me? What are you talking about? I'm only covered between Monday through Friday, five to seven.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Five to seven. Thursdays you're actually covered from eight. in the morning until 9 at night. So you get an accident on a Thursday. You are good, girl. But on the weekends, you're not covered at all. And then Monday through Friday, well, except for Thursday, it's 5 to 7 p.m. No, I'm covered all the time.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I don't know what you're talking about. This is absolutely ridiculous. I'm covered 24 hours a day, seven days a week. So I don't know where this is coming from. Hey, Rachel, real quick, what do you do for a living? Why does that matter? Well, because I work for the insurance company that covers your car. And last time I checked, I have the information.
Starting point is 00:09:30 and not you, so I don't know why you're saying you're covered 24 hours. I'm a dental hygienist. Okay. So, yeah, you don't want to work in insurance at all. So you don't really have the expertise to say that you're covered all the time. Okay, yeah, yeah, because I don't work in insurance. I don't know how an insurance policy works. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah, that's what I was saying. Just to make it a little more clear, what I was saying was, since you don't work for this company and you're not in the insurance field, you really have no idea what you're talking about. That's what I was saying. Oh, yeah. With all due respect. Because I didn't read my policy. I understand my policy.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I have no idea how insurance words. You're... I know that I am covered every day of the week for 24 hours a day. So I don't know what you are trying to pull right now, but you owe money. So you're covered every day of the week except for Saturday and Sunday, and on Thursday you're covered from... Oh, my God. Stop. That is not true.
Starting point is 00:10:22 What the fuck? This is absolutely ridiculous. I want to speak to your manager or your supervisor right now. It's so unacceptable. I don't know where you're getting off. It can speak to me. me like this way and this is not accurate information. Which way am I speaking to you?
Starting point is 00:10:37 You're being rude. You're being condescending. You're an idiot. I want to speak to your manager right now. Put your supervisor on the phone. Unfortunately, I can't do that because this is actually Jubal from the Jubal Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband Michael set you up. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:10:54 He said that you got in a car accident the other day and wanted to mess with you. Oh my God. Fuck you. Oh, my God. Are you serious? Oh my God. I actually thought for a second when I had like sign up for coverage
Starting point is 00:11:08 that didn't cover the weekend. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day, but it's time for Nina's what's trending. Well, it's another day and our vocabulary is expanding yet again because there's a new word
Starting point is 00:11:25 being used in the dating world called cushioning. Are you cushioning someone? Is someone cushioning you? Well, I'm going to. tell you what it means in just a second. So you use it properly or no, if you're being cushioned, you might not like it. But first, if you're under the age of
Starting point is 00:11:41 16, don't get mad at me, but they are trying to take your social media away. Doing that stuff. They. They, the people. However, also don't get mad at me. I don't think it's a terrible thing. No, I think it's a great thing. Sorry. Just because of everything that's going on out there.
Starting point is 00:11:57 But yeah, there's a movement with a lot of parents that they're trying to get meta and everybody to get board with just not allowing anybody under the age of 16. But we've seen this happen already. So now they've got all of the parental controls on social media. And then all the kids are doing the workarounds with the drawn mustaches. So, you know.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I didn't know that. That's hilarious. Yeah. And it was working. That's the part that's hilarious. Like how with all of the robots that we have in the world, we don't have one that can identify a sharpy mustache. Versus a real one.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Yeah. So, and again, don't get mad at me. It's just to keep you safe. But also I saw a picture yesterday and it literally had like kids from like 19, I think 80s, 1990s, 2000, 2010, then 2000, 2020. But it was basically showing like what they did after school. And like everywhere up until 2020,
Starting point is 00:12:50 maybe even a little bit 2010, like you just see like less and less kids like being outside playing. Like in the beginning it was like all the families would be outside and like everyone would be playing and hanging around. Yes. And then like you get to now and there's, it was literally a scooter.
Starting point is 00:13:03 in the street. Yeah. Like it doesn't even like no one was on a scooter. One scooter. It's just like the low and the lowly last like scooter
Starting point is 00:13:09 and it's because no one they're all just a perfect you know metaphor for humanity now. That's a lone scooter in the middle of the street. She's getting dusty but it could be used so well.
Starting point is 00:13:19 After school was all about going and playing basketball and football with my friends and like outside being outside until my parents came home. Partying. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I did what Jubil did. Went to party. Went to party. Went behind the big wall. at the park so nobody could see us. And then, you know, if you'd look up, there'd be clouds in the sky. It was really cool. Not cool. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Anyway, but everybody's childhood was different. Anyway, I'm just going to change your subject. There's something so cute. Oh my gosh, be prepared to get a tear to your eye. When dogs see happy human faces, they feel the same way they do
Starting point is 00:13:57 as when they get a treat. So when you walk by a dog, Whether it's your dog or somebody else's dog and you smile at that dog, they see it and they know that you're happy and it makes them be really cute. I'm seriously going to cry because every time I see those sweet little puppy eyes,
Starting point is 00:14:17 you're like, oh my God. Unless you're missing teeth or something. And then you're happy. Yeah, if you're missing teeth or something like that and you smile too big at a dog, it's going to think you're growling at it and that you're being aggressive. They don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:27 You got to have a pretty smile. No wonder my dog always looks so bummed out. Wow. I never smile at that fool. He stresses me out, man. Why? He literally does nothing. I went over Jouple's house the other day and the dog was so sweet and, like, just sat by me.
Starting point is 00:14:45 And I'm like, you're so adorable. It's probably because he felt safer next to you. Because you were smiling at him. Please get me home with you. Oh, what's up responsibility that I'm allergic to? Sweet. And that I paid for. Did you know that you were allergic to him before you got it?
Starting point is 00:15:01 No, I didn't know that. I was allergic to dogs before I got in. I knew I was allergic to responsibility, but I didn't know I would have that adverse of a reaction to it. But now I've got an allergy to responsibility already, and now I've got an dog allergy on top of that. You're real allergic. I need a clinical diagnosis for that.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Well, if you see a dog today, just smile at it. Just do it. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait. And lastly, are you being cushioned or is somebody cushioning you? because if you're being cushioned, you're not going to like it very much. And if you're being a cushioner and you're not aware of it, be aware. Basically, it's another word for saying the back burner, but you're cushioning your life by seeing if it works out with one person.
Starting point is 00:15:42 But you're still talking to somebody on the regular because you see that there's a possibility for you guys to have something in the future if it doesn't work out with the first person. So cushioning is backburning? Yeah, but cushioning is just kind of, I guess, a nicer way to say it. Really? Sounds the same to me. Because nobody wants to be on the back burner. But you say I'm cushioning you. But if I didn't know what it meant, it doesn't feel as negative as back burner does.
Starting point is 00:16:06 But it reminds you of like a bench. Like it's kind of like when the coach benches you from like a game or whatever. That's kind of what it is. Like a bench warmer. Yeah, yeah. You're put on the couch. On the roster. So like you're just.
Starting point is 00:16:16 But cushioning, like the thing of cushioning is is that it actually requires effort because you have to continue the relationship that you have with this person. So you're not actually. Still got to keep them around. Yep. You got to keep them around. You got to keep them happy. And you got to spend enough time with them without.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Yeah, that's manipulative. To keep them, you know, feeling that there's hope because you still have hope that if it doesn't work out with this one, that you still got a great backup plan. Dang. I just found out somebody did that to me two years ago. He told me. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:16:43 The hot one that I tell you guys about all the time. Yeah. He told me that he was getting back together with his ex-girlfriend, but he was still talking to me. And I was like, well, why were you still talking to me? And he goes, well, because I thought we would actually have something really great if it didn't work out with her. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Wow. He said the quiet part out loud. Yeah, exactly. And I was like, hold on. over margaritas and I just looked in him like, hold on. He's like, but you'd be a great set mom. So like, I just thought it would be great for you to stick around. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:17:09 I mean, obviously, we're cool, whatever. I don't know why. Why would you be cool with somebody who's doing that to you? He's off in a relationship with somebody else. We're kind of friends. Like, we're just whatever. But still, he told me that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, though.
Starting point is 00:17:21 He told you that and you're still friends with him. Why is he still friends? Just in case it still doesn't work out. At that point, you know what the relationship is. I'm cool off you, bro. I need to have him on the back front, girl. Okay, Becky also served a very, very real purpose in my life. So I'm not crying about it, if you get what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:17:40 All right. That is what's trending. Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies? Will the pasto survive the first bite? Will the lunchbox come home empty, half full, or come home at all? And will you finish episode 8 before you're done slicing the cucumbers? Get Bell Pure Fiber Internet.
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Starting point is 00:18:27 I just remember. This low, taunting voice next to my ear saying, shut up, don't say anything. Every week, I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable. I knew if he woke up, without a doubt, he was going to hurt me. I started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed, and I just started screaming. They are abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced. But these aren't stories about what's taken from them. There's stories about what it takes to make it out alive.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Listen to The Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. This is Prose Society, the weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks Pride and Prejudice and Love Island deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up this story. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. From bestselling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table. It's like if you can hide some real messages inside compelling characters, then that is a Trojan horse.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Whether you're looking for literary deep dives, smart pop culture conversations, or a community of readers who love to think a little too much, you're in the right place. Listen to Pro Society on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook on the Big Money Players Network. Our show is extremely accessible to first-time listeners.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Each week, we talk to someone in show business, aka the biz, and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, not that great. Actually, can you help me shape this? How about we flip it on his head, right? How about we flip this script? What is the surprise woman?
Starting point is 00:20:46 Actually, you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird. Adam Scott. This entire time, you've been expecting Adam Sandler to come to the, visit the show. I would never expect. I would never set expectations for something like that to happen. If the universe allows for something like that
Starting point is 00:21:08 to happen, I'm open to it. I'm always going to accept. You know, Danny McBride, fine. Yeah, it's all this fragile masculinity. Exuding. I could smell it walking down the hallway, to be honest with you. I was like, is that weed? Nope, it's fragile masculinity.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Ben Stiller, no. Because a lot of times out of context, people don't get it or even know what a circle is. You know what I mean? They're like, oh, it's so stupid. Everyone's so dumb except for you. And fake. Right, fake and also not interested or just like, oh, I've got my life. I don't care about your life.
Starting point is 00:21:44 And a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Oh, and by the way, Will Ferrell told us personally he loves the show and he wants to be a guest on every episode, but he's just so busy. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast. or wherever you get your podcasts. Eva is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater, and she thinks that her husband of five and a half years might be messing around, so we'll see if we can help her out.
Starting point is 00:22:07 But before we do that, Eva, why do you think your husband David's cheating on you? Because I'm pretty sure an innocent husband isn't hiding bras and T-strings in their sock drawer. No. Like new ones or used or, I don't know, just need a little context. Any kind. they're definitely used and you know when I say they're not mine I mean there is like zero
Starting point is 00:22:33 chance they're mine the bra is several sizes bigger than what I wear I knew the second I saw it oh wow you know yeah I found them shoved in the back of the drawer underneath some of David's old t-shirts and it wasn't like you know they accidentally got mixed into our laundry like you know somebody somebody hid them so it was like obvious that that he was like obvious that he was tucked them away and didn't want them seen? Very obvious. You know, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Yeah. And, you know, we've been married for five and a half years and we've actually been having, you know, some problems lately. Nothing, you know, catastrophic, but we've been, you know, disconnected, less affectionate,
Starting point is 00:23:15 you know, more irritated with each other. Just, you know, stupid arguments turning into big, you know, big ones. And, yeah, I just. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Yeah, yeah. Super unsettling. Yeah, I mean, and it's just a thing that, yeah, and it just makes it, like, extra upsetting because, like, we're supposedly, like, working on it right now. You know, we started couples counseling. Oh. You know, we're, yeah, and, like, we're also both seeing an individual therapist because, you know, we agreed, like, we really want to try and, you know, save our marriage.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Okay. And now, unfortunately, in the middle of all that, you think he's cheating because he found the bra and underwear in his drawer. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I really, I really thought we were moving in a good direction until I found that. Sure. Did you ask him about it? No, I didn't. And that's why I called you guys to get some help. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:12 You know, I mean, he's gotten more private about his individual therapy. Like, you know, I understand therapy is supposed to be private and between you and your therapist. But, like, you know, I'll ask him how it went, you know, and he'll, I just get from him good. We talked about, though. Like, that's it. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Yeah. All right. It's dealing with a big bra. Yeah. I mean. Eva is on the phone and she thinks that her husband of five and a half years named David might be cheating. So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida department. And we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Eva, or to somebody else.
Starting point is 00:24:56 and we'll see if we can catch him cheating. But before do that, Evo, why don't you break down again real quick why you think he might be messing around? Basically, because I don't think someone who's not cheating would purposely hide women's braw and underwear. There's not that many reasons why he would have that. Yeah, and especially on the heels of you said you guys are having some marriage issues. So like all that around the time that you guys are having some struggles,
Starting point is 00:25:25 Hopefully he's not cheating, but we're going to call him right now and see if we can catch him if he is. Here we go. Hello? Hi, this is Corbett calling from S. Grocers. I was looking for our rewards card member named David. This is David. Hi, David, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Starting point is 00:25:46 I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner. We're clapping for you here in the offices. Thank you so much for your business. Oh, wow. Okay. What did I win? Oh, the flowers.
Starting point is 00:26:00 I don't know if you haven't seen the signs, but every single month we choose one rewards card member to say thank you so much for being a loyal customer. And you've just won 36 long-stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to send anybody that you want. Absolutely free. It's a $316 value. So thank you very much and congratulations. Oh, wow. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:26:21 That's awesome. Okay. And there's no purchase necessary. I want to ask you for any credit card. information and you'll get confirmations before we're even off the phone it's very simple um i'm prepared to take down the information if you already know who to send most people already know who they want to send flowers too but um you can also come down to the store and fill out the paperwork if you want whatever it's easier for you uh no i i give that information now sure great um and okay perfect
Starting point is 00:26:48 like i like i said all i would need would be the first and last name of the person you want to send them to and then if you'd like to write anything on a card and then i'll get the address and that'll be it. Oh, all right. Great. I'd like to send the flowers to Eva. Eva, okay. All right. Got that. Did you want to say anything on the card? Yeah. Thank you for continuing to work on us. I love you muffin. Love you muffin. Now that's cute. All right. Great. Yeah, I don't, I don't think I believe that. I'm pretty sure you're cheating on me. That's funny you said it to me. David, this is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Yeah, hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal, and that's your wife, Eva. We do a sign a call to catch a cheater where if you think your significant other is messing around, you see who they send flowers to. And you send them to Eva, but Eva, I doesn't believe you. Yoics. Eva? What do you?
Starting point is 00:27:49 Yeah, I found the bra, David, and the underwear, the tiny little G-string, and they're not mine. they're not even close to my size. They were shudged in the back of your socks drawer and like, don't tell me like, oh, they got mixed up in the laundry. Like, those are my size. They were like a 3X. That's not my size. You know, we're in couples counseling,
Starting point is 00:28:11 trying to save our marriage and you're just like bringing another woman's underwear into our house? Like, what is that about? That's a terrible idea. Like, is this why, like, you say you're going, like, on your walks after, like, your therapy sessions or, and just, like, not telling me what's going on in your therapy sessions? Yeah, it is one of the reasons I've been going on a long walk,
Starting point is 00:28:34 but it's not to cheat on you. To do what? Just tell me what's going on. Like, I needed to piece it together for me because I don't know why I'd be finding this in the back of your sock drawer. Yeah, it definitely seems guilty, David. All right. But look, the bra is mine.
Starting point is 00:28:56 The underwear is also mine. I bought them. For what? They're yours? But there, yeah, but there isn't another woman. So you are the other. Are you wearing them? What do you mean exactly?
Starting point is 00:29:17 For you? Look, I, look, I know how this is going to sound. So can everybody please just let me finish before you decide I've completely lost my mind. Okay. My therapist has been, so my therapist, you know, has been working with me on empathy because one of the things that keeps coming up in counseling is that I immediately defend myself instead of trying to understand what Eva is experiencing, right? Yeah, your wife did tell us that you guys are going to couples counseling and on your own
Starting point is 00:29:50 and everything to save your, you know, because you guys have been having marriage issues. Exactly. So my therapist calls it perspective taking and attumment. Basically, before I react, I'm supposed to stop and consciously imagine this situation from Eva's point of view instead of my own. And so my therapist says, I need to practice putting myself in Eva's shoes. Uh-huh. So you're telling me, so to be a better.
Starting point is 00:30:20 husband, you bought a brawn underwear and are wearing them to try to understand what I go through? Yeah, and I get why you're in a pissed off mood a lot of the times because I'd get irritated just wearing that thing for like five minutes. What? And you know what? Bras are horrible. The straps moves, the band digs into you. There's a piece of metal in there for reasons. I don't really understand.
Starting point is 00:30:51 I lasted. I lasted. The longest I lasted was like three hours. I knew if Eva found them like this exact thing would happen. And so, Eva, I, I mean, I did this just to, like, get a look through your lenses. And I love you. There's no other woman. What do you say to that, Eva?
Starting point is 00:31:16 Thank you. It sounds like he's trying very hard to say, like. You know, get you guys on a good, get your marriage back to this good place. There is no other woman. Those are my giant underwear. I just wish I could have seen you in them. And I wouldn't have had to do this. Are you still at home?
Starting point is 00:31:40 Writing underwear and bra is shady. Wow. Wow. Well, I'll thank you for trying, I guess. I'm just trying to understand where you're coming from. That's it. I love you. Aw.
Starting point is 00:32:00 I love you too. And I'm glad I guess that it's this and not cheating. Just a little weird, but I mean, yeah. Does he love you if he doesn't wear the thong? Yeah. Yeah. The G string chafed. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:24 What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No. Not even. I didn't say that. I was like, why am I even listening to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Jonas Brothers tickets. And Victoria is still looking for headphones because her headphones broke and She's running around the entire building. There's like, it's got to be headphones around here somewhere. We work at a radio station. A lot of people use headphones. There definitely are. And she cannot find any.
Starting point is 00:33:00 She did come back in studio for a second with a stuffed animal that she found somewhere. Oh, headphones. Oh, that's all so bad. We're borrowing them. You're not the one that's going to keep them. I plan to pick them back, but they look like nicer than the ones I even have. Oh, they treat them very kindly. I planned to, but they were, oh, there was like no one in that room and I was kind of jamming and dancing.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Oh, we're on air. Yeah, we are. And let's be. Today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Avery, what's up, Avery? Have you stolen anything before? Hi. From a co-worker?
Starting point is 00:33:30 Avery, have you ever stolen anything from a co-worker's desk? Or anything in general. Um, a pen, maybe. Oh, see, these are waiting. All right. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio, and the game is played like this. Avery, you have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know when. Just say pass.
Starting point is 00:33:48 And Victoria has to beat you. Outright to win, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. Your time starts now. What Italian city is credited as the birthplace of pizza? Pass. What does the zip in zip code stand for?
Starting point is 00:34:11 Oh, pass. Which country invented the croissant? I did have to say like that. Paris. France. Which part of the eye determines its color? Iris. All right, got that in.
Starting point is 00:34:28 We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones, Avery, what do you do for work? I work in accounting. Ooh, sweet. You ever skimony off the top? Oh. I think it's called him.
Starting point is 00:34:46 I think that's called him. Embezzlement? All she's stolen is a pen. She's established that. Oh, that's right. She's called borrowing. That's the kind of person you want to be your accountant. Right.
Starting point is 00:34:57 I feel bad for taking a pen. All right, here we go, Victoria. 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know, and just say pass. And you have to beat Avery outright to win. And Avery, you can tell Victoria when to go. Ready, set.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Hope those headphones work, go. Oh, they do. What Italian city is credited as the birthplace of pizza? Uh-oh. Venice? What does the zip and zip code stand for? Uh, Um, um, zipper.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Oh, that what? Which country invented the croissant? Oh. Crosan. For it. Which part of the eye determines its color? Iris. What is a baby swan called?
Starting point is 00:35:38 That's so cute. I don't know. I don't know. Pass. Hurry up. No, no. Wait, you were going to ask the next question. Hurry up.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Come on. Nina, you're going to ask it. Just ask it already. Ask it. It's done. No, no. You were going to ask it. I said pass like three different times.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Come on. You didn't actually. Please. No, wait. I don't know. Yeah, because you weren't asking the next question. I just want one more. Because you have to say pass, and then sometimes
Starting point is 00:35:57 you say, I don't know, you come back with something else. I have to wait until you officially say pass. It's not even going to matter. I'm going to lose anyway. Let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see if you are going to lose anyway. With our scoreboard producer freeze. It's the confidence that you have that strikes me, Victoria. People say, I'm mean to her.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Victoria had one and Avery had one. Whoa. I would have mocked to have two, but Nina couldn't go fast. That's a tie. And a tie goes to you. Avery. Congratulations. You beat Victoria.
Starting point is 00:36:23 And you got Jonas Brothers tickets just for playing. Oh, so awesome. Thank you. Yep. Something just happened in the building. Something like dropped. I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:38 What? It felt like something fell and like shook the room. It shook the whole building. Why did I not feel that? I don't know, producer freeze, but yeah. I'm freaking out because everybody in this room looks scared and I didn't feel anything. We all looked at each other like, are we going to survive? I'm really much scared.
Starting point is 00:36:53 I'm just like, interesting. You felt it though? Or saw it? Saw it. What would I've seen? I don't know what happened. I'm guessing. Well, let's get the answers now with Nina before we need to see if we need to evacuate the building.
Starting point is 00:37:05 What's going on right now? I'm not okay right now. Okay. The Italian city that's credited as a birthplace of pizza, I heard that again. I heard that one. Bang again. Sorry. It's Naples.
Starting point is 00:37:16 The zip and zip code stands for Zone Improvement Plan. That's dumb. The country that invented the croissant is actually Austria. The part of the eye that determines its color is the iris. And a baby swan is called Cigna. I don't think that's right. Thank you, Avery. We play you for Victoria this same time every single weekday and morning.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Remember if you want to play, just DM us at The Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com. Remy is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by Terrica. So in a minute, we're going to call her and see if she tells us why she's ghosting and maybe get him another date. But first, Remy, how long has it been since you heard from Terica? It's been about two weeks now. Okay. Have you reached out to her? I mean, at first I was reaching out, but no, I've kind of gotten the point and, you know,
Starting point is 00:38:02 held back recently. Why don't you tell us about your date? Yeah, sure. So we went out to a steak place in town I really like. And then after that, we went out for Froyo. And then we even went out to a little dive bar I really like after that. So I don't know. It was a great night.
Starting point is 00:38:22 You know, you know, we know. met up around seven and you know by the time i dropped her off it was you know almost already night so great night a lot of fun this is always weird to me when you go to three different locations and then you get ghosted because at that point you have a pretty good feeling that like this person wants to spend time with you like you had an out two different times did you feel like she was super nice yeah she was super nice i like uh you know we talked a while before even our first date and like i don't know we're both vibing really good together and yeah just really weird that she didn't me anything was wrong so could it be like work or family related that she's not like
Starting point is 00:38:57 something's going on in her personal life yeah I mean she she sounded like she really had her stuff together but you know it's definitely possible she could just gotten busy but you like it said it's been a couple weeks so I figured if she wanted to go out another date maybe she would have answered me but I really at least you know want to know why during the date Remy did she give you feelings that she liked you did she say that or is there something that could have possibly happened that would have made the kind of take a turn yeah I don't know like so I guess the one thing is I was making like kind of some suggestive comments like you know because things were
Starting point is 00:39:32 going so well like you know how much I like her and stuff and it seemed like those feelings were kind of reciprocated but I don't know maybe I pushed too hard like that's the only thing I could really think of but like what did you say like what direction were you pushing like oh I really like you I can't wait so we get married or yeah yeah yeah no no or nothing like that but just like oh oh you know, oh, next time I'll have to do this and, you know, things like that. Like, you know, kind of, you know, insinuating that, you know, this wouldn't be the only, you know, date.
Starting point is 00:40:02 I think that's a good thing, right? Yeah. Yeah, you can't think of anything awkward that happened or any reason that you'd be getting ghosted. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I don't know, maybe I wasn't dressed right. Like I was wearing like corduroy pants or something. Maybe she was judging me on that. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Corderoid pants. I think corduys are in now. So, ish, okay, so maybe you were getting judged on that. I like them. I mean, I like them. How tight were they? They said just right, man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:36 All right. Remy is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Terrica. So in a second, we're going to call her and see if she tells us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Remy, why don't you catch everybody up on your date with Terica? So, yeah, we went on the steak place. We had frozen yogurt. You know, we went to a dive bar, you know, all together. We were together probably for about five hours.
Starting point is 00:40:56 It's a great date. You know, it texts her a few times after the date, but now it's been about two weeks. Haven't heard from her. Don't know if she was judging me on my corduroy pants. There's some of the talent I was making, you know, you know, hoping that we would, you know, wouldn't be our only date or anything like that. And, yeah, I'm just really like to hear from her again or at least find out, like, why I haven't heard from her. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Cool. Cool. You ready for us to call her? Hell yeah. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Hi, may I speak to Terrica, please? This is she.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Hey, Terika, how are you? My name is Jubal, and I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Terrika. I'm Nina. I'm also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Seriously?
Starting point is 00:41:38 Yeah, serious. That's cool. You listen to the show ever? Yeah, I have. We do a segment on the show called the first date follow-up, where if you go on a date with somebody and ghost them, that person emails us to call you up and ask why you're ghosting them. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:55 So, she thinks that part's funny. We got, yeah. We got an email about you. Okay. All right. It's from a dude named Remy. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Yep. Are you ghosting Remy? Um, can I say yes and no? Okay. Yeah. Do you might explain to us what that means, though? I get, like, I definitely put off a message. him back. I'll put it that way. I put off messaging him back. So he's not totally ghosted yet.
Starting point is 00:42:30 It's just delayed. She just mailed him a letter at this point. It sounds funny. It wasn't anything like I literally just got thrown off. That was that was it. Like it wasn't like anything. I was just thrown off. Okay. So I couldn't stop thinking about what happened when we went to get frozen yogurt. Like I don't know what happened. But like, like, I don't know what happened. But like, Like he went bonkers. Like he added everything like cookies and gummy bears and sprinkles and the chocolate syrup and and the strawberry. Yeah, it sounds like he was having a good time at the frozen yogurt shop. I mean, yeah, it sounds like something I do too.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I know he's ending 40 bucks at those places. For real. Yeah, me. The toppings are so good. So I don't understand the problem. It's hard to choose just one. Right. Well, it was like thought process, but I was like weirded out.
Starting point is 00:43:27 I was like, okay, this thing is going to weigh 40 pounds. And I was just like, has you never been to one of these places? Like, is this first time out of the house? Like, I was very good. So I just, I guess I thought about it like way too much. And then I was like, well, I'll get back to him. You know, I was still in my head. And then I completely forgot to get back to him.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Okay. You just forgot? That sounds like something Victoria would do. Yeah, 100%. Obviously, you're judging him on having so many toppings. Does that tell you something about his character? Or you're just really not sure how somebody can mix cookies and gummy bears together? I'm not really understanding how this was like an ick for you.
Starting point is 00:44:08 It's just like a lot. Like I think I was just stunned. It was kind of like a train wreck kind of thing. I was just watching it and I'm like, I can't stop thinking about it. Okay, let me ask you this, Terica. This will help me understand. What do you put on your frozen yogurt? Oh, well, like the flavor was cool.
Starting point is 00:44:26 me like I'll do like you know two three flavors that like all make sense together but no toppings I'll do some toppings but I'll do like oh like let's do like a strawberry and a chocolate with like some fresh strawberries on it or something like that that makes sense like I do a couple things and yeah no no I get it now her closet is like it's color coordinator 100% it is actually yeah see that's it just needed to understand oh okay why the chaos was throwing her off So chaos is a good word for it, yes. That's the reason that you're ghosting him is because of the toppings on his froyo. I was just kind of picturing, you know, how, like, there's those people at the, like, soda fountains that they get, like, a splash of every single flavor in the cup.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Like, that always goes my eyes. Okay, I do that too. What? Yeah. Are you serious? Concoction. It's called the Nina. I understand.
Starting point is 00:45:17 You called them your name? It's like Nina aid, you know, like lemonade, but it's like, anyways. Terica, thank you for telling us. I should also let you know that Remy is on the phone. listening and wants to talk to you. So yeah, I guess I kind of like, you could say a fruit punch of frozen yogurt. Like, you've heard of the kid in the candy store. Well, I'm like the man in the froo, you know place.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Like, I just can't make of my mind. So I guess maybe I didn't want to hold on the date. So because of deciding, I just added a little bit of everything. Sorry about that. I don't think you need to apologize for that. I don't know, you found it pretty offended, so. I wasn't, okay, so clarification, I'm so sorry, I was not offended. I was just blown away.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Like, my mind is just blown. Like, I don't think I had the power to think after that. You know, maybe sometime I could go out for pizza or something, but, you know, I like to order a lot of topics on those, too. I was going to say, like, how many toppings go on your pizza? Like, are you one of those people that puts, like, aardine gin peanut butter or something? No, but maybe some sausage and pineapple and green pepper and onion and Canadian bacon and taco and, you know, pepperoni and black olives, green olives. So not too many mushrooms, but not too many toppings, but. I like it that way too.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I don't know, Rebbe sounds a lot like me. Well, at least like with pizzas you can usually order like half and half. But yeah, so it was just a pro yo, huh? Like, I was really kind of disappointed around here from you. Oh, like, I wasn't really like ghosting you because of it. I just got in my head about it and then I honestly, I meant to get back to you and then I just, I didn't. Like that, that's it. Like, I wish I had a better excuse and I have nothing.
Starting point is 00:47:20 It was just. Would you like to go out with Remy again? We'll pay for it. I mean, we'll pay for most of it. I don't know how much is pro yo costs if you guys get proio. But we'll pay for it. I mean, I guess the bigger question is like, is he willing to go out with me again? That's fair.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Yeah, you know that pizza with the 20 toppings is sounding pretty good now, so that'd be awesome. Well, I mean, if you want a third date, just don't get the 20 topping pizza. I want you to be good. The Jonas Brothers are running it back in up tour and celebrate the biggest Jonas Brothers that have defined a generation. One incredible celebration. One unforgettable night. See the Jonas Brothers live at RBC Amphitheater, September 28. Get tickets now at Ticketmaster.ca.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Jonas Brothers, the Burning Up Tour all over again. When I was 14 years old, I was kidnapped and held captive for nine months. I survived, and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart, and these are the Survivor Files. I just remember this low, taunting voice next to my ear saying, shut up, don't say anything. Every week, I'm with survivors who lived through the unthinkable. I knew if he woke up, without a doubt, he was going to hurt me.
Starting point is 00:48:52 I started feeling that there was someone at the end of my bed, and I just started screaming. They are abducted, stalked, controlled, and nearly silenced. But these aren't stories about what's taken from them. They're stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the Survivor Files with Elizabeth Smart on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If your bookshelf and your For You page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. This is Prose Society, the weekly podcast that's part bookbook. Club, part group chat for thought daughters, pop culture obsessives, and anyone who thinks pride
Starting point is 00:49:34 and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse. I'm Eli Rallo and every week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet, and the conversations everyone can't stop having. I'm going to have to look up this story. Yeah, I'm obsessed. So I'm obsessed. From bestselling authors and your favorite book talk creators to the latest pop culture moments, nothing is off the table. It's like if you can hide some real messages inside, compelling characters, and that is a Trojan horse. Whether you're looking for literary deep dives, smart pop culture conversations, or a community of readers who love to think a little too much, you're in the right place.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Listen to Pro Society on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. See you between the pages. On the new podcast Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude. is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I chose option B. I'm Julie Pinero, and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes
Starting point is 00:50:37 without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word solita, trading the pity for possibility. Every time I tried to be alone, I kept meeting people, and they were like, you smiled at us. Not a lot of people smile around here. It's when you're alone that you're most receptive to the world as it is
Starting point is 00:50:57 and not the lies you're sold about it. It can be a time where you push your limits, change your mind, or wake up to a new version of yourself. So whether you're a solo travel veteran or you're too nervous to book your first trip, I hope you listen to Solita on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:51:18 My girlfriend of two years broke up with me because I wear a leather wristband. She waited two years to tell me she couldn't stand it and broke up with me. the text message we just got in at 4106. Imagine two years later just like, you know, I'm just sit down when you and talk. So you wear a leather wristband and I have not been able to stand it for this entire time.
Starting point is 00:51:39 I'm just over it. I have a leather wristband on it. Is that what you're talking about? But you know that's not the real reason. That's just what pushed her over the edge. There's probably many other ones that have nothing to do with that. But she said, nah, stinky wrist. So the text message we got in at 41061 because I asked the question,
Starting point is 00:51:54 what's the weirdest reason a partner has ever told you to kick rocks? And that's because one woman is going viral for the reason that she got broken up with. And now people online are sharing the weirdest reasons that they've dumped somebody or that they've gotten dumped. But a woman went viral after she posted a video sharing why her boyfriend broke up with her. And she revealed that her boyfriend of two years dumped her because he couldn't spend the rest of his life listening to her restaurant voice. What is that? Apparently every time a server approached the table, he said her entire personality changed. According to the boyfriend, she'd be talking to the boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:52:26 she'd be talking normally like so anyway my boss is being a complete psycho and then the server would appear and she'd be like hi yes everything's amazing thank you so much i hate that too i've seen it in action no you're a different tone just be you man just chill out just relax her boyfriend said that he couldn't date both people and broke up with her and she posted a terrible video on ticot and it went viral with people sharing the reasons that they've been broken up with that are also weird so text in 4106 one calls up People got some stories. 8883, 343, 106.1. What is one of the weirdest reasons you've been dumped or you've had to dump somebody? Somebody said that they dumped somebody because she was 42 and she dots her eyes with hearts. Legitimate. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:53:14 It's part of, it could be part of your like thing. Like, you're just a little lover. I still sign my signature with hearts over my eye. I mean, I guess if it's a card or something like that, I was thinking like, you know, something in the office or something. something with a heart over it. Okay, you're backtracking right now. You basically. Like a professional
Starting point is 00:53:30 document that you're sitting to somebody and it's got hearts over the eyes. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If it's personal, I understand. As a woman. Thank you, Frise. Thank you. I'm glad I got your approval.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Somebody texted in at 41061 and said, I had a boyfriend breakup with me because I'm a Sagittarius. I've heard a lot of those. I'm a Sagittarius and I think that's legitimate. Bruce and Freeze is like, yeah, I understand it. Makes it. Checks out.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Call us up 888343-3-106-1. Text in. 4-1061. What is the weirdest reason that you've ever gotten dumped or someone has dumped you? Asking the question because one woman's video went viral on TikTok after she shared that her boyfriend of two years broke up with her because he couldn't stand her restaurant voice. So not fair. Do you have that? I think I do a little bit. Or like my phone voice. It's just like my professional voice, you know?
Starting point is 00:54:21 Like sometimes you just need to have a certain tone so people can hear what you're saying. I don't got one of those. You know. Right, Victoria, you don't have one. You don't have a professional face. Look at your face right now. I think I'm going to do that before I walk into the building. Somebody said that they broke up with somebody because she kept an ear pod in while they were being intimate.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Oh. Oh, yeah. Earpod in for during that. Yeah. What do you need music? Yeah. Are you thinking somebody's going to call and you need to, you can't wait? You can't wait literally like 30 seconds to a minute?
Starting point is 00:54:52 What about background? Take the call after? Maybe he's listening to music because he needs to keep a rhythm. I was going to say, I wonder if they, like, heard somewhere if you listen to this song and you go to this rhythm, then you'll be mind-blowing. You know, I could see that. It's the only acceptable answer to me. I agree. I agree.
Starting point is 00:55:08 I'm doing this for you. This isn't for me. It's for you. I actually hate this song. Text in 4-1061. Call sub 888-343-106-1. What is the weirdest reason that you've broken up with someone or that you've been dumped by a reason that someone's used to? dump you because a woman shared
Starting point is 00:55:25 her story on TikTok of how her boyfriend of two years broke up with her because he couldn't stand her restaurant voice anymore. It said it was like two different people and decided to break up with her and that's gone viral. So now people online are sharing the reasons that they've been dumped or had to dump somebody. Somebody said that they dumped
Starting point is 00:55:42 somebody because she's in school to be a sound healer. Wait, what's a sound? Why did all y'all say? It's juju. Juju. You know, sound healer. Woo-woo. But I do think that there is some
Starting point is 00:55:53 truth to it. Some people are just very I don't know, anti or mean about it. But you can just, you can go to school for that? Yes. Holistic healing stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's dope. You don't look impressed at all.
Starting point is 00:56:07 You know, there's like the bowls and then the tuning forks and things like that. Some people go to years and years and years of school to get, you know, to get their certificate to be a sound healing. Not a nothing with frequency. Is it you're spending a lot of money to play with bowls and like, sound like, sound. I'm sorry, we can do that in the kitchen. Okay, hold on. Have you ever been to a sound bath?
Starting point is 00:56:27 No. So I have to now hear you do it while I'm in the bath? No, they're called sound baths. You go to this place, you lay down, and then somebody's playing the bowls, or you're doing it too, and then it's like candlelit and stuff, and it, like, recalibrates you. It's like therapy. It gets you to, like, a certain frequency. It's nice.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Oh, that's cool. Don't knock until you try it. Yeah, especially when you're in a room with a bunch of people like us and we're all yelling at each other and, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and laughing and blah, and blah, you can Somebody texted in at 41061. Somebody texted in at 4161 and said they broke up with their boyfriend because he gushed over essential oils too much in a feminine voice. I'm trying to get that. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:57:07 I like the lemon one. Can we take that home? The lemon one. I can see that. I can see that being a reason. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Northwest, the daughter of Kim and Kanye is blowing people's minds today because she just
Starting point is 00:57:23 exposed her desire to have a regular job at a massive chain. Does she mean an actual job? An actual job at a massive chain. I'll tell you, I'll tell you, right, I mean, kind of. I'll tell you where and what this job is that she desires that is blowing minds. They're paying her for it. In just a second. Oh, maybe.
Starting point is 00:57:43 I don't know. It's promo. But we can talk about it in a second. But first, LinkedIn has been used for many things to find a job, find a date. but now AI Slop seems to be taking over. So LinkedIn is experimenting with a new button that's basically to just flag if you see AI Slop on the page.
Starting point is 00:58:01 So go ahead, Victoria, who just raised her hand. I know, I'm sorry. I'm trying to get better at not talking over. What do you mean by AI Slop? Like jobs that are just not actual jobs, but people are applying to them? Or even photographs that are obviously AI. I think it's images and videos more.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Like you'll also see it like on Facebook or wherever. Oh, okay, okay. that kind of stuff. LinkedIn threw me off. Yeah. Well, I guess it's popping up on LinkedIn. And so they wanted to keep that from happening because LinkedIn's point is still to help you stay connected and be a networking thing.
Starting point is 00:58:30 But so apparently, since they've rolled out this new test button, it's been used over a million times. And now they're like, oh, whoopsies, because things are getting flagged. That's not actually AI slop. And that's just people's way of saying, I don't like it. I don't like you. I don't want to see it. AI slop.
Starting point is 00:58:47 And so then it gets taken down. So I'm not exactly. haters. I know. They're saying it's been very popular. At first, it was very exciting, but there may be a little bit of a smack in the face, especially when it's not actually AI slop that's causing the button pushing. People are haters.
Starting point is 00:59:03 People love to be haters. Yeah, they're like, oh, this is a free button where I can get you canceled. Cool. Yep. Well, that's when they were playing with that thumbs down button. I mean, when they were even talking about that, I'm like, please don't do that. Oh, my gosh, you're going to send people into spirals. So, anyway, that's what's happening on LinkedIn.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Haters love to hate. Naders do love to hate. Naders are my motivators. You know, and that's what that's what I'm going to say, seriously. But you know what? And that is when things start to turn around.
Starting point is 00:59:30 If people are talking about you, whether it's good or bad, you should be flattered because your name is coming out of somebody's mouth. It doesn't matter what they're saying because it's how they feel about themselves anyway.
Starting point is 00:59:38 They're expending energy. Say your name and say thank you. Yeah, bad publicity is still publicity. Yeah. I mean, essentially, yeah. Just do all, do everything. And even it's bad, still publicity.
Starting point is 00:59:48 So you're doing great. Exactly. You're always doing great Victoria looks like she just figured the whole thing out It is true though That's why nobody's opinion Like that's never bothered me You know people like
Starting point is 00:59:59 When you do a job that we do People hate on you all the time Oh for sure It's always fine it's fun actually to see what people say I think People get on you for the week Like I'm sorry They dumbest things though
Starting point is 01:00:09 Like literally when he had hair They hated his hair When he didn't have hair They hated him not having hair For ever reason my hair is a big issue With people and I don't know what it is What did you do anybody? But if your hair is the one thing that people are choosing to talk about, then I think you're doing all right.
Starting point is 01:00:24 If that's where it's going to be. Yeah, it's just interesting. Why they connect with my hair so much. Yeah. I don't care that much about my hair. It's my hair. I think people are just miserable, and especially on the internet, you know, they let out their, it's microaggression. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:00:41 They're so miserable, they need to be hater on somebody else's stuff. So they're looking for things to just be negative about. He picked a great version to do it on because he's like, really doesn't care. Yeah, I really don't. It's so funny. I like getting into it with trolls. Yeah, I don't care at all.
Starting point is 01:00:56 It's like because I don't know you. Yeah. You know, if I don't know your opinion enough to respect it, why do I care what you think about anything, let alone me? Yeah. I don't respond to any kind of hate like that because of that exact reason. You could be a horrible person. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 01:01:08 Like if it's somebody that I trust and they said like, hey, your hair sucks. Right. I'd probably be like, dang, my hair sucks. Because you value your opinion. Yeah. Like, she thinks my hair sucks. That means my, that's important to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:18 But, you know. That hurts a little bit. Yeah, but other people, I'm like, whatever, who cares? He's taking me a really long time. I used to take all that stuff to heart, probably up until about a couple months ago. Really? Yeah, I couldn't handle it, so I wouldn't read comments because I was like, oh, you guys are mean. I don't like it.
Starting point is 01:01:32 I'm not me to you. Anyway, if you've ever gone to Burning Man, then you know it's wild. But smart glasses are actually going to be allowed. However, the reason. A lot of nudity. However, there is one rule. If you wear smart glasses at Burning Man, you can't video. anybody without their permission.
Starting point is 01:01:52 How are you supposed to get that? I feel like at Burning Man, people would be like, yeah, man, film it. Check us out. What do you want to do more? Wow. It does feel like that, but like, just having them on, you're getting everybody, like, all it takes is one. You got this mess with a sudden you're not filming?
Starting point is 01:02:08 Come on, get out of here. What a waste. Have you ever been to, Bull? No, but I want to go check it out. I can't believe you haven't been, bro. Me either. I feel like this is right up your alley. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Seems like something you would do. It looks really cool. The desert. Goggles. It's not a festival. It's not a music festival. Just so we're all clear, right? It's an art festival.
Starting point is 01:02:26 It's like a rave, too. Yeah. Yeah. One of our bosses goes every year, and I want to go with them. Who? Oh, it's a bigger boss. Okay, you can tell me later. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:36 But that's Joe. I've had hopes that he would invite me. It'd be such a trip to just be out in the middle of the desert and you see him. You're like, what the heck? Am I tripping right now? That's awesome, actually. You should hit him up and be like, hey man, Bernie man this year. Now let's talk about that race.
Starting point is 01:02:58 And lastly, Northwest is blowing people's minds today. Northwest, of course, the daughter of Kim and Kanye, because she's speaking out about how she wants a regular job. Obviously, she's blowing minds because she's definitely an EPO baby and she's been experimenting in music, which is ideally the way that she wants to spend the rest of her life. But before she dedicates herself fully to her music career, she wants to work at Starbucks.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Cool. I think it's good. I think it is too. Thinking like all your friends are probably working normal jobs like unless they're also no babies but like. I think it would be good to experience that.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Yeah, I do too. Probably be good but I also think she's probably getting a check on the under. Starbucks is be like hey it's like a promotional deal probably. I can't believe anything these days. Every time I hear a story list I want to take it in face value
Starting point is 01:03:41 and then I'm like there's probably a multi-million dollar deal under the table. But even if there isn't at this point, let's say and she says she wants to work at Starbucks when she turns 14, which will be next year. You drive up, there's Northwest. You know, Kim's going to be there taking pictures, proud of her daughter at work.
Starting point is 01:03:57 And then Kanye, Kanye and his naked wife are also going to be there because they want to support their daughter. Now that Starbucks is going to be the most popular Starbucks out there. Oh, so you just go to different one. So, I don't know. They don't have to pay her not to work there anymore. Right, right, right. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Anyway. She's smart. Look at that. I think she is. She's got paid not to work. Girl, I got you. She said. She's got a lot of bright things in her future.
Starting point is 01:04:21 She's got paid not to work. Brilliant plan. That is what's trending. Jubils. Dirty little secret. Hello? Hello? Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Starting point is 01:04:33 Yes, I do. Okay, so every Sunday, my husband gets drunk, right? And whenever he's like so, so wasted, I go open his wallet. And then the next day, he's like, hey, like, what happened? And, you know, did I do anything? And I'm like, no. But he didn't even notice that I had already taken, like, $100 for his wallet. And he just acts like nothing.
Starting point is 01:04:55 And I'm like, hmm, I don't think he'd never notice. So ever since I've been doing that. So he gets drunk every Sunday. Then I just go into the wallet, take $100 to $100. Hey, and then the next day, I'm like, hey, shopping. Hey, your man's carrying on cash like that? I mean, he doesn't notice. So I'm like, all right.
Starting point is 01:05:11 So I'm moving here. And I know my daughter. I was like, you have to keep it a secret. We do not tell her. She's like, oh, no, don't worry. She's up, but can you speak another hundred. dollar so it could be for me and I'm like, what is this for me? Just a little big pocket.
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