First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Full Jubal Show from Tuesday Febuary 3rd,2026

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. What if mind control is real? If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of life would you have? Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car? When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings. Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you? I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Can you get someone to join your cult? NLP was used on me to access my subconscious. Mind Games. a new podcast exploring NLP, aka Neurilingual programming. Is it a self-help miracle, a shady hypnosis scam, or both? Listen to Mind Games on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Black history lives in our stories, our culture, and the conversations we still having today. This Black History Month, the podcast I didn't know.
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Starting point is 00:01:14 or simply wherever you get your podcast. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home.
Starting point is 00:01:42 That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This show contains information subject to, but not limited to personal takes, rumors, not so accurate stats, and plenty more. What's up, man? This your boy, Nal Green, from the Broken Play podcast. Look, it's the end of the season, the playoffs are here. Guess what? It ain't the end of your season.
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Starting point is 00:02:27 Well, researchers have determined that social. social media activity can reveal deep insights into an individual's personality, emotional regulation, and likelihood of being muted by acquaintances, of course. I believe this. We'll go over a new research that's out that says what your social media profile says about you and your personality. It says if you have a picture of yourself as your profile photo and you post too many selfies, you are conceited. Oh. What am I supposed to put a dog as my profile pic? Like, what?
Starting point is 00:03:00 But sometimes people in your life don't want to be in pictures or posted on social. Like, do you have any friends like that? Yeah, they're ugly. I have some friends. Okay, you're mean. I just have some friends that are like, I don't want to be on social media. So I'll be standing there taking a picture by myself because they just don't want to be on it. Really?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Yeah. I feel like nowadays that can even help you if you're on social media. What? Like it can help you if you're like, now like employers go look at your social media. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. They'll screen you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Maybe that's why you shouldn't be posting for some people. I would have never, I would never get a job. Oh, wait, this is the guy. Yeah. I'm glad social media wasn't around when I was like looking for jobs. Facts. It's a excessive selfies equals external validation dependence. Individuals who frequently update profile photos or post-repeated selfies often
Starting point is 00:03:55 demonstrate high sensitivity to feedback, a strong need for reassurance, discomfort with being unseen even briefly. Interesting. I can see that. I just think I'm handsome, so I posted. Be honest, and you should feel that way. I think you did freeze. You just confirmed what it said.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Going over a new research, it says, what your social media says about you and your personality, the tone of your comments. What is? Can teach me about your emotional regulation style. It says the way a person comment reveals how they handle disagreements. Calm, supportive comments.
Starting point is 00:04:29 indicate emotional maturity and impulse control. Hostile or dismissive comments suggest low frustration tolerance and a preference for dominance over understanding. Yeah, that checks out. I just never understand the people that feel like they want to put that type of energy in any type of comment. Like, what is possessing you to be angry in a moment? I understand getting angry about an issue in the world or politics, if that's your thing. I get those things to be angry about. but it's when people just get angry when they see somebody's face
Starting point is 00:05:02 on social media they're just like, oh my God, I just have to tell them that I think that they're horrible. Right, right. I have to, but I can't go all in my day unless I tell that person they're ugly. Especially if it's like a celebrity or something. I'm like, you're really wasting time
Starting point is 00:05:17 putting hate in a comment. Yeah. Is 99% not going to get seen? It makes people go viral. There's one lady who had like this big hair style or whatever that was getting so much hate and she went super viral and everybody loves her now. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:05:30 She went viral for like... Being a hater? Yeah. No, she went viral because people were hating on her. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, like, see if she had a big hairstyle. And the whole internet was like, you're stupid for having that hair.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I have to say something. Yeah. I've got to stop this. And now she's a millionaire. Yeah. It really does nothing. So jokes on you. We're going over a new study that says
Starting point is 00:05:52 what your social media says about you. Opinion posting. It says that you suffer from identity reinforcement syndrome. Frequent sharing of opinionated content suggests a personality driven by identity signaling, a desire to be understood quickly, and the fear of being miscategorized
Starting point is 00:06:10 or ignored. Oh, yikes. See, I kind of get that, but at the same time, I take time to post some times on social issues on my story or whatever, and that's not an attention thing. That's a bringing attention to something I think is important thing.
Starting point is 00:06:25 I think it's how you do that, though. because some people do it in a different way. Like if you don't believe this, then you suck. Yeah, yeah. So that's a different type of identity. I don't know. But what about the people who go around and they judge, like, restaurants
Starting point is 00:06:39 and they, like, give ratings. Critics and stuff? Well, okay. Are you talking about Yelpers? Yeah. Most of them are probably terrible people, I can say. Did you read some reviews? I read a review one time on Yelp
Starting point is 00:06:50 where someone was upset with the restaurant because it smelled like food. They literally said the place reeks of food. And like, you're in a restaurant. How dare they? Maybe they're having a bad day. That's terrible.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Yelpers are a certain breed, though, for sure. Yeah. It says if you are a one-sided poster, one-sided posting equals egocentric communication patterns. Users who rarely engage with others' content, but regularly they post their own updates tend to view social spaces as broadcast platforms. Yeah. Expect attention without reciprocal effort.
Starting point is 00:07:26 struggle with relational maintenance. Ooh. I think that's kind of accurate. Or maybe you're just busy. So you're like, I'm still alive. I'll get back to you. Not busy enough to respond to a comment that says love you or something. Sure.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Well, you should be looking in the mirror with that one, Victoria. I've been in her like comments. She's being like, girl, look at she looks so good. Fire emoji. No response. Nothing. Hey, I do the same thing back. I say fire.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Hot. Extra hot. No. We know. Very hard responses. No, you do not. So, you, Victoria, you post like a bro.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Right. Like a gym bro who's seen a hot chick. Hey, no. Fire emoji. It's all. Spicy. The issues are starting to make sense. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:08:12 Everything's making sense. You're so fire hot. Drill emoji. Being supportive. Splash emoji. Word up. That's what the guys think that they're doing too. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Flash emoji. I'm being supportive. I'm not. I'm not gonna lie, but I'm kind of understanding a Jimbril more. I'm gonna slide in the Nina. You're a bro, bro, Victoria. And the dirtbag won at that. Your phone break happens every single hour on the 20s.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Your next one is coming up right after this. And then right after that is Nina's what's trending. I'm sorry you've been so disrespected by Victoria. Thank you, Juba. I'm not me. It's a Jubel show. Whatever, bro. It's another Jubal phone frame.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello. Stephen, Todd Sparks here. Yeah. How's it going? Pretty good. And yes, before we get into it, yes, I'm that Todd Sparks. I'm sure you've heard of me.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I don't really know who you are. Well, you know what? Every once in a while I do meet somebody who has not heard of me, not a problem at all. Todd Sparks, I've written the books, putting the Spark back in your life, spark up another one, and my new book that I'm working on, finding confidence through movement, no sparking on the dance floor. But anyway, I was hired recently by your company, the corporate wellness outreach program. I'm sure you've read the emails.
Starting point is 00:09:47 My comment, what? No, no, I didn't. Oh, okay. Well, yes, I've been hired to help with employee morale because that's what I do. I put the spark back in people's life, Stephen. And today I'm calling you because I heard the. there is a fire in you that needs to be lit. It's dim right now, and we're going to spark that bad boy up.
Starting point is 00:10:11 So I know you're going through a breakup. Yeah, I am, but how would you know that? That's what... Oh, well, one of your coworkers emailed me and said that you were really going through it. So that's why I'm calling today. Todd Sparks. Well, that's kind of... And, Stephen, I am on a mission now to put the spark back in your life.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Yeah, listen, I don't think anyone should have done that. So I'm okay. Thanks for a call. Okay. You know what, Stephen, we all put up walls. We all put up walls. And I can see right now that you're in a very tough situation and you're feeling down and you're not wanting anybody to talk to you about it. And so you're throwing up some walls.
Starting point is 00:10:59 But the one thing that Todd Sparks is good at is lighting a flame and burning down those walls and really getting to work. Let me inside of you, Stephen. You just, dude, I know you're not going to get inside me. That is really weird. Listen, I don't need anything that you're doing right now. And so I really appreciate if you just. I can hear it in your voice right now, Stephen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:25 You used to burn bright, future ahead of you. You sound like a terrible motivational speaker. You sound like a hat, dude. You know, it's not the first time. The time that Todd Sparks has heard that before, and that's fine. Listen, dude. You can take it out on me. I can handle it.
Starting point is 00:11:40 You sound like you're, no, you sound like you're trying to learn how to do it, dude. You don't even know what you're fucking talking about. So you suck. I don't want to hear it anymore. Don't call me. And there it is. I knew, wasn't you, Stephen. The passion.
Starting point is 00:11:55 There's passion still inside you, even though your ex-girlfriend. My question is to kick your ass, dude. That's what I want to do. Keep that fire alive. Let's get that thing burning again after your girlfriend totally destroyed your heart. Dude, I know these losers like you guys stop calling me. All right. Well, I'll see you next Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:12:13 No, you won't, dude. I'm not on the hook for ever. You're already off of work. I already got the days off for you. You'll be attending my four-day confidence camp. Todd Sparks, Sparks and Recreation. You can't force, this corporation cannot force me to go to this thing, dude. And you are a freaking joke, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:31 You're a scam artist. Listen, you've got, you're going through. breakup and I get it. And Todd Sparks has been through 17 divorces, so I know a thing or two about getting back out. You know what? I'm not surprised. I don't, 17 divorces? Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:12:47 I mean, that's pathetic, man. Nobody is ever going to listen to a word you say, freaking loser. Get a real job. Hey, hey, Stephen, this is actually Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone break on you. And your buddy Tyler set you up. It's a joke. Are you kidding? He said that you were going through a breakup and he wanted to cheer you up.
Starting point is 00:13:09 So I figured what better way to do it than Todd Sparks. Dude, Todd Spar. Oh, dude, you're so annoying. Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. Brought you by Muckle Shoot Bingo in Auburn. You're home from Mishingo.
Starting point is 00:13:28 It's time for Nina's what's trending. So there's a man who voluntarily put himself basically in solitary confinement in the name of wellness. to be healthier. And I don't know if he's trying to make it a trend or what he's doing, but we'll see if you're into it in just a second. But first, I don't know why I'm so excited about this story, but Xfinity may have the best commercial for this weekend yet. I just got an email from them.
Starting point is 00:13:52 From Xfinity? Yeah, my bill's ready. And I'm like, ah, it's here. That's so crazy. Okay, but you're going to appreciate them so much more. When you find out not only do they have the best commercial, they actually pulled in Tycho YTT. Remember the guy that you have a crush on, Jubal?
Starting point is 00:14:05 Oh yeah, Rita Oras has me. Yeah, that guy's dope. Yeah, so he's actually directed like Thor and some other movies. Very talented. So, so, so funny. So he directed this commercial where Xfinity is basically taking place in Jurassic Park and showing how it would look different if they had an Xfinity tech come to the park to get them back online before the dinosaurs took over. This place is awesome.
Starting point is 00:14:30 By the way, you should have plugged this in. I think we're back in business. Guys, that could have been bad. It's so good. So we're good. If you didn't know, that is my ringtone. Nina. Yeah, if you call me, it is the Jurassic Park sound.
Starting point is 00:14:52 But, oh, my gosh. So in the commercial, they, like, plug the internet in, and then it works. And then they don't have to worry about the... Yeah, and all of the dinosaurs are in their spot. Everything's taken care of. It makes sense. All of Jurassic Park literally is just because of malfunctions.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Like, they had a malfunction with, like, one little cage or whatever, and it just caused so much crazy. Right, but the geniuses that Xfinity saw an opportunity to be like, we got you. But how come no one, in Jurassic World, thought to fix that issue earlier? This is a commercial. You could say that with a lot of movies. There's a lot of movies out there where like, if they just would have done that, this movie would have been over and they would have been fine.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Oh, and then there wouldn't have been a movie. I'm just saying, it's just like, it's really hard not to call us a vow. The most boring Jurassic Park ever. They make it. So accurate to like what would actually happen in a real scenario. Something gets unplugged, they plug it back in and everything's fine. and then it's been three more hours and just walking around doing their job.
Starting point is 00:15:43 We've been tearing down movies all morning. We were talking about the ransom earlier. Like, you know, the ransom never pays off. I know. This is why I watch documentaries and that's it. What? No, I love movies. Give me more movies.
Starting point is 00:15:54 I can. What, Jurassic Park is not a documentary? We are approaching Valentine's Day and there is a new option. And this has all been inspired by Rihanna. So a few years ago, she filmed herself eating caviar with chicken nuggets. and it was such a thing that McDonald's decided to say, you know what, we got this.
Starting point is 00:16:13 McNugget Caviar is coming. Well, it's not as gross as you think, actually. If you're into caviar, it sounds pretty good. So McNuggetcaviar.com is, like, going live next week, and they're going to be giving away caviar cans, and then they're designed with the chicken nuggets on the front. What is caviar? Fish eggs.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Fish eggs. Like beluga caviar. I've never. Yeah, it's never been a thing for me. I love, don't you eat it with sushi? No. It's a different kind. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:44 You might be eating it with sushi without knowing. Well, that's fine. I don't have to know. But I love a chicken nugget from McDonald's. But I would never go to McDonald's to get caviar. Caviar is having a moment. Valid. I mean, caviar used to only be for like, you know, rich people or whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:59 But caviar's moment is very trendy right now where you have like a little caviar bump where you stick a little bit on your hand and then you taste it with some champagne. It's crazy expensive sometimes. What? Yes. Yes. Oh, you guys. Nina over here is eating it like taking a shot. It does go very good with vodka.
Starting point is 00:17:16 I'm not going to lie. But no, yeah, that's how you do it. Anyway, so that's coming. Then you just dip the chicken nuggets in it. And lastly, chicken nuggets and caviar. I think it could be good. Hard pass. Sweet and savory.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I mean, not sweet, salty, savory. But caviar from McDonald scares me a little bit. Kind of like the McRib. And I love McDonald's. Why don't it's scary? No, this is different. Because you're getting fish eggs from. McDonald's?
Starting point is 00:17:39 Or whatever it is. But isn't caviar supposed to be fresh and like... Yeah. Yeah. But this is like limited edition and only so many are going to be released.
Starting point is 00:17:46 So why would they do that for not that wasn't good? It's like to McRib though. The McRib isn't like a rib, you know? Caviar is probably going to be tapioca balls. Something.
Starting point is 00:17:58 I think it's a good idea. I think I'm going to just like gas station food now as long as it's called limited edition. Yeah. That's all you have to do. Hey man.
Starting point is 00:18:08 but those tequitos hit from the gas station when it's just past 2 a.m. Yes, they do hit. Get your Super Bowl merch on the way. They hit when you eat them and then they hit you a bunch of them as well. Okay. Lastly, there's this grown man
Starting point is 00:18:22 who's basically put himself in solitary confinement. He's gone on social media. He said for an entire year he's going to live in his bedroom. And the whole reason for this is to be healthier. He is actually live streaming the entire thing. So he's got a video camera up. He doesn't ever turn it off so you see him sleep.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Do whatever. No TV. No people coming to visit him. Just him writing, drawing, reading, and streaming. So I guess you're on social media. Is that you're going to be a social thing? It's so interesting. But yeah, he says the year of isolation is to become a healthier person. But isolation won't help you that well. Like, you're not going to get out and experience like people. And like you're not going to, your social skills aren't going to. Well, I think the funniest part about this is that he's still gung-ho, but we're in what? The first week of February? He's saying 365 days. He just started this. See how he is in July. Right. It's going to be crazy. Naturally. That is what's trending.
Starting point is 00:19:15 What if mind control is real? If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of life would you have? Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car? When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings. Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you? I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused. Can you get someone to join your cult? NLP was used on me to access my subconscious.
Starting point is 00:19:40 NLP, aka Neurolinguistic programming, is a blend of hypnosis, linguistics, and psychology. Fans say it's like finally getting a user manual for your brain. It's about engineering consciousness. Mind Games is the story of NLP. It's crazy cast of disciples and the fake doctor who invented it at a New Age commune and sold it to guys in suits. He stood trial for murder and got acquitted. The biggest mind game of all, NLP, might actually work.
Starting point is 00:20:11 This is wild. Listen to Mind Games on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. and immediately the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe.
Starting point is 00:20:45 That's your home. That's your husband. So keep this secret for so many years. He's like a seasoned pro. This is a story about the end of a marriage, but it's also the story of one woman who was done living in the dark. You're a dangerous person who prays on vulnerable. trusting people.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Your predator might go up and good. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This show contains information subject to, but not limited to personal takes, rumors, not so accurate stats, and plenty more.
Starting point is 00:21:26 What's up, man? This is your boy, now bringing from the Broken Play podcast. Look, it's the end of the season, the playoffs of here. But guess what? It ain't the end of your season. You can always tune in with Broken. and play podcast with Nav Green on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Not a team who ain't going to the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:21:43 The Chief. Oh, it's a rap. It's time to rebuild. Who's your MVP right now, then? Drake May up there. Josh Allen up there still. Oh, my boy, Matthew Stafford. Where did he?
Starting point is 00:21:54 He ain't too far behind. He did all this talking. What Matthew Stafford is doing statistically, bro, is crazy. Bro, you know, I ain't no Josh Allen fan, but Matthew Stafford got better weapon. Caleb Williams.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Hey, he should be in that conversation. In what conversation? He should be in it. Listen to Broken Play with Nav Green from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or whatever you get your podcast. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jebel show. Marcus is on the phone today for it to catch a cheater and he thinks that his wife,
Starting point is 00:22:28 Elena, might be cheating on him. So we'll see if we can help him out. And Marcus, you guys just got married not that long ago, right? Yeah, we've been married for. about a little under eight months. Oh, wow. And we've been together three years. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:41 And you already think she's cheating. Yeah, it's just, I don't want to believe that she's cheating, but she's staying late at work. And every time I, like, this is recent. Every time I ask her about it, though, she just kind of avoids any conversation and changes the subject. Okay. Well, that's strange. She's never stayed late at work before? Not like this, no.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Okay. Have you tried showing up to her office? No, I haven't not yet. Maybe I should, I don't know, but that's, yeah, I've not even thought of that, but it's just weird to me, you know? Just a thought. Does she do on anything else other than just staying late at work? Is she acting weird with you? Yeah, I mean, she changed, like, she put a password on her laptop.
Starting point is 00:23:28 She never had a password on her laptop before. That just felt kind of like recent and strange. Mm-hmm. And on top of that, she kind of like will just be really cheerful. And then I'll be like, oh, what's going on? And then she'll just get like cold and distant with me. I don't know. I feel like I'm being kind of like withdrawn from, I guess.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Oh, really? Okay. Have you asked her about that? Yeah, but she just will say like, oh, you know, you're reading too much into things and, like, really is dismissive about it. I hate that answer. Yeah. It's like also even if I am reading too much anything, so like at least answer my questions first, then tell me that. Well, it makes you feel crazy for being like, okay, what's going on here?
Starting point is 00:24:12 Yeah, I don't feel like my feelings are being like heard. And it's weird to me that she just feels so distant when I asked her that like it, like it annoys her or something. But it's like, you're not even telling me like if there's anything wrong or what's going on while you're changing on me, you know? And so in the previous three years, even before you guys got married, you never had moments like this. before? No, not like this. No. I mean, obviously everybody has times where they're a little bit more quiet than usual or something,
Starting point is 00:24:39 but not like this has been consistent, you know? Mm-hmm. Is there somebody you think she could be cheating on you with if this were what she's doing? To be honest, I don't have a clue. Maybe it's somebody at work. I don't know. Okay. Or maybe she's not.
Starting point is 00:25:00 and she just really is busy in being to herself. But if you're getting defensive when, like, he asks certain questions, that, to me, is like a big red flag. Well, it sounds like she's hiding something, especially you're going to change the password on your computer. Yeah. Well, how did you find that out?
Starting point is 00:25:14 Did you go try to get on her computer? Well, when she lit up her, like, PC, you know, I mean, her laptops, she usually would have to, like, do nothing because there's no password, but now there's a password. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater, Marcus is on the phone and he thinks that his wife of eight months named Elena might be cheating.
Starting point is 00:25:35 So we're about to call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member at and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our four-world department. And we'll see if she sends those to her husband, Marcus, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Marcus, why don't you break down why you think Elena might be messing around again? Well, she's been distant. She's staying late at work. It doesn't tell me what she's working on. And she put a password on a computer when she didn't have one before. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Yeah. And you did mention you just feel disconnected, like she's hiding something from you. Yes. Yeah, exactly. And she just feels very, like, distant from me right now. All right. Well, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hi, this is Corbett calling from Grocers. I was looking for our rewards card. Remember named Elena? This is her talking. Hi, Elena. Please don't hang up. This is non-marketing phone call.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Thank you very much for your business. Wow. All right. Maybe you didn't know. Every single month we choose one lucky reward member who gets a free gift from us. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I was a little bit. confused. Well, that's great. Yeah. Congratulations. It's just our way of saying thank you for being such a loyal customer in shopping with us. And this month it's 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to send anybody that you want absolutely free. Oh, okay. So what do I do?
Starting point is 00:27:18 Well, it's super simple. I can take down the information in just a matter of minutes over the phone. If you want to do that right now, we can do that. I can also set up a time to call you back or you can come down to the store and fill out the paperwork at the customer service. desk, whatever's easier for you. And you'll get confirmations on everything before we done. There is no purchase necessary. I will not ask you for any credit card information you just want to get from us. Can we do it now?
Starting point is 00:27:42 Yes, absolutely. We can. It's very simple. Like I said, all I would need from you would be the first and last name of the person that you want to send them to. And then we'll get, if you want to put anything on a card, and then we'll get the address, and that's it. Okay. So to Natalie.
Starting point is 00:27:59 You say Natalie? Yes. Okay. And do you want to put anything on a card to Natalie? Yeah, if that's possible. I would like for you to write, proud of you for everything you have been carrying. Part of you for everything you have been what?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Carrying. Carrying? Carrying? Yes, like carrying, like C-A-R-R-R-Y. Yeah, gotcha. Gotcha. I just want to make sure I got that right. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I hope this helps you breathe a little easier. It helps you breathe a little easier. Okay, great. Dash and then just my initial, that's okay. That's the initial, the first initial. That's perfectly fine. Although now I need to let you know this is not the grocery store. It's actually a radio show.
Starting point is 00:28:47 It's called The Jubal Show. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. How are you? I'm good. What's going on? Well, we do a segment on the show called to Catch a Cheater
Starting point is 00:29:02 where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to, and your husband Marcus is actually on the phone. Elena? Yeah, it's me. I want to know why you're sending flowers to Natalie of all people with that card. Wow, Marcus. Are you serious right now?
Starting point is 00:29:25 You just put me on the radio. Do you know who Natalie is, Marcus? That's your co-worker. Okay. Is there a reason why it's bad? Is there something going on with Natalie? I can't believe this. Wow.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Instead of trusting me, Marcus, you just do this? I mean, I wouldn't be here if you hadn't have been acting shady. Staying late at work. you locked your laptop and now this card so the card bothers you Marcus yeah it's like proud of you for everything you've been carrying that's not something you write to just the co-worker oh so you think she's cheating with whoever this Natalie person is
Starting point is 00:30:13 are you kidding me you don't you don't get to decide that oh my god really because of the message are you kidding yeah it does sound like someone right to me what that means because you won't let me in. You won't tell me anything. It means that I'm supporting someone who need it. It's just something I clearly can't rely on you for. So are you staying late at work with Natalie, Elena?
Starting point is 00:30:42 Are you supporting her that way also? No, it's just I cannot believe this. I can't believe that Marcus doesn't trust me. Instead of just, you know, admitting it to me. I mean, trying to catch me as a cheater? You're not cheating just to confirm. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:31:04 This is a female co-worker and she's going through its own rough times. I don't explain myself that much. I'm more on the quiet side. Why have you been staying at work later? Because I have work. It's work. Very simple. I have work.
Starting point is 00:31:23 And I really wish that he. you would have come up to me first and ask me this kind of questions instead of just, you know, making things up. I mean, I get that, but he did ask you. Well, every time I ask you, you shut me out and you change the password on your laptop or you put a password on it. I mean, you've never done that before. You're just acting straight.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Because the way you ask me the questions is about control. And I don't like to be controlled. And how do you even know that I put a pass call on my laptop? Are you trying to get into my laptop too? My work laptop for all. I mean, seriously? I just don't know that I feel convinced that you're not cheating, though, because you're not, I mean, you keep turning it and blaming him for wanting to know why you're being different. Who the fuck are you?
Starting point is 00:32:14 To ask me those questions. Seriously? We're trying to get answers here, girl, and you're dancing around them. I know, but there's always two sides of the story. I know. You're asking you. Well, we're asking you what your side of the story is, and to his complaint, you're still not telling anybody anything. You ask me if I was cheating, and I say no.
Starting point is 00:32:34 I'm very reserved. Marcus knows this. But he doesn't. You are not in my relationship. I mean, you don't know what goes on in my relationship. I might not know your relationship, but I've heard these things before, and I'm just trying to get answers. You are talking about knowing me. questions. You're just being defensive.
Starting point is 00:32:55 I'm not judging you, Elena. I just am trying to get to the bottom of this. Marcus, yeah, you tell her what you need. Yeah, I need you to communicate with me. Like, I don't know what's going on, and I'm, I don't want to look stupid, okay? Like, well, you, you are because, I mean, you're making it look stupid
Starting point is 00:33:11 if you would have asked me, you know, and the privacy are at home, but you have never asked me that. But you do tend to control things. I can't believe I'm discussing my relationship. On law. I like everywhere like on radio. Like everybody's listening.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I'm not trying to control you. I just, I thought you were cheating on me. I don't know what's going on. Why are you going to ask me personally? I'm not kidding. I'm not. I am not cheating with Natalie.
Starting point is 00:33:42 I don't like women. You know, if I was going to cheat, I'll too with Chris. What? Who's Chris? I'm not kidding. I'm not cheating.
Starting point is 00:33:51 But, you know. Okay. I'm really upset at this point. I can't believe that he just put me out there. Well, who's Christ, though? Yeah. Yeah, so you've been thinking about this? Is that what you're telling me?
Starting point is 00:34:04 No, he's just a co-worker that every girl out there say he's hot. I mean, I'm pretty sure you look out, you know? I mean, I start to look. I'm not blind. All right, well, Marcus, are you convinced? I mean, I guess she wouldn't, she didn't get the flowers to Chris and I guess she probably wouldn't go out with Natalie. I was just, I thought I was protecting myself, you know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I didn't realize it was going to get like this. Marcus, back up. I think it's time for you to show up to the office. Say hi to Natalie and meet Chris. All right. I mean, I guess I'm going to have to let you guys go because now I got. to figure out who Chris is, you know, like I got to do some bigging and now there's a whole another problem.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Um, well, I got to go because believe it or not, their only reason why I stayed here late is because I'm working. I have a lot of work. So I have to go back to work. Okay. And you shouldn't have done this, you know? You, you out did yourself in the most, wow. I cannot believe you, Marcus.
Starting point is 00:35:16 I can't. Well, they both hung up. I don't know. Do you think she's cheating or not? Yeah. I think she is. Why bring up Chris? Right?
Starting point is 00:35:27 Who is Chris? I think she's cheating. I mean, she didn't even say anything that was convincing. We'll see if we can get a follow-up later and try to find out for sure. The jubel shows. To Catch a Cheater. Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Not even. I didn't say that. I was like, why am I even listening to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for. America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
Starting point is 00:35:57 Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Cardi B tickets, and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Sarah. Hello, Sarah. Hello, how are you? Great.
Starting point is 00:36:08 How's life treating you these days? It's going well. It's not raining out. It's a great day. Are your allergies bad? Mine are terrible. What do you say? Oh, is that your allergies bad?
Starting point is 00:36:21 See, that's how bad there. Are your allergies bad? Because mine are really bad right now. Actually, my allergies aren't that bad. Advantage Sarah. This is all the using. Here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio.
Starting point is 00:36:34 And while she's leaving, Sarah, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? Okay, I got it. All right, here we go. Sarah, your time starts now. What day of the week is the Super Bowl?
Starting point is 00:36:53 played on. Sunday. What color is the yellow brick road in the Wizard of Oz? Yellow. How many points is a touchdown worth in football before the extra point? Seven. What city is Friends set in? Oh gosh, I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Pass. Who directed the movie Jurassic Park? Steven Spielberg. That's wrong. All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones, Sarah, very important question to ask you.
Starting point is 00:37:31 It's the same one I've been asking everybody for weeks now. Have you ever streamed The Jubal Show? I have, yes. Yeah, it's, yeah, I do it on my phone. Yeah, isn't it? It's a delicious experience, isn't it? Whoa. It's amazing, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yeah. I do see it's true. I heart radio just like everyone. It's nice and clear and it's great. Amazing, Sarah. Yeah, so if you haven't streamed the show, you probably should. Take it from Sarah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:02 She's telling you what an amazing experience it is. Delicious. Not a paid actor. It's amazing. Thanks, Sarah. I'm definitely not a paid actor. All right, here we go. 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Starting point is 00:38:13 If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria, you have to beat Sarah outright to win. Are you ready? Yes. Okay, Sarah, you can tell Victoria when to go. Okay, go. What day of the week is the Super Bowl usually played on? Sunday.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What color is the yellow brick road in the Wizard of Oz? I'm going to see that movie. Yellow, it's yellow. What is it green? It's yellow. Oh, you got it. How many points is a touchdown worth in football before the extra points?
Starting point is 00:38:41 Six. What city is friends set in? I know. Um, San Francisco. New York. No. Crap. New York.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Working on here. Who directed the city. the movie Jurassic Park. Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I know this, I know this, I know this, I know it. How do you get some of EWs? Whoa, whoa, I don't know, but I don't know that. That's pretty good. All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did.
Starting point is 00:39:09 With our scoreboard, our producer freeze. Sarah had three and Victoria had four. Oh, she did. Oh, she did. That is a victory. Why is a surprise. Victoria did it. Sarah, I'm sorry you didn't be Victoria,
Starting point is 00:39:25 but you do get Cardi B tickets just for playing. Oh, well, that's awesome. Thank you. There you go. Good job, Victoria. Oh, good job, Sarah. I don't win very often, so what I do is great. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Starting point is 00:39:38 The Super Bowl is usually played on Sunday. The color of the yellow brick road and the Wizard of Oz is yellow. I know that sounds like an obvious question. I just thought for sure it was going to throw Victoria off and it started too. I'm like, who calls it something else? called Yellow Brick Road. A touchdown is worth six points in football. Friends is set in New York City.
Starting point is 00:39:58 And Steven Spielberg did direct to Jurassic Park. Dang it. I knew that one. Sarah, thank you for playing. Thank you. Have a great day. Don't go anywhere. Don't hang up. Yeah, you do.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Have a great day. We got to get your tickets. So stay on the phone. Okay. One second. No, you don't hang up. You don't hang up. We play You versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Remember if you want to play, just DM us at the Jubil. or go to the jubel show.com and you too can take on Victoria. Congratulations on a first victory in a long time. Okay. It hasn't been that long because it's a week, maybe too. It feels pretty good, but also these questions are like, tell me you grew up with brothers without telling me you grow up with brothers. I knew all the football questions, but not the movie ones.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I'm mad at myself. Like, I need, I should have known this field board one. I should have known that one. Yeah. I don't care about that. Are you melting down right now? I think so. I mean, I don't like this.
Starting point is 00:40:47 But you won, though. So like, that's okay. Celebrate your victories, man. Yeah. Guys, you're so right. You're so right. Why am I doing this? First date follow-up.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Ethan is on the phone today for our first day follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by Mia. So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she tells us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date if he still wants one. But first, Ethan, how long has it been since you heard from Mia? Oh, man. It's been a minute. Like, I just, I don't know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Like, it's been like, you know, a week or so. So I'm kind of nervous about all this. Like, I don't know what the problem could be. Okay. Well, was the date good? How did that go? We went rock climbing, so it was a lot of fun. I mean, it was my idea.
Starting point is 00:41:40 And, you know, she said that she liked being active. So I was like, hey, Why not? Did you go actual rock climbing or do like a rock climbing gym? Oh, we would, we would tell like a gym. Oh, okay. Still hard. Right.
Starting point is 00:41:55 And like, I almost fell once, but we just laughed it off. And I thought it was, you know, just a fun way to break the ice. So. Did it seem like she enjoyed it? Yeah, yeah. It's also a good way because like near death experiences are supposed to make people horny. What? Really?
Starting point is 00:42:10 Yep. I could see that. What? But did she fall, though? I almost fell, almost died. Take me home. Just like that. But did she fall?
Starting point is 00:42:23 Because if she didn't fall, then it might have been a little bit off center, you know? Maybe that was part of it. And maybe she's just afraid to come back. But I don't know. But really, guys, like, she was awesome. Like, I mean, she was brilliant. Like, and we had good conversation. It wasn't just surface level.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Did you guys talk while you were rock climbing? Here and there. Like, while we were rock climbing. climbing we were just kind of focused on that but afterwards we went to a nearby smoothie bar afterwards and that's where we did like most of talking because like I mean it was it was for over an hour and you know that was that was really cool but I mean she just knows everything about like finance which I totally don't and I mean she just made it seem cool and her smile was amazing guys like she just lit up the room how did you guys get into a conversation about finance at smoothies
Starting point is 00:43:11 Well, she works in finance. So like I thought that was really cool and just kind of- Because all your cars got declined? That would be a good reason to like not want to date. But yeah, like I was kind of curious. So what's what's going on in the market? And she was like, oh, this has been up and that's been down. And you know, it goes up and down and up and down and all that.
Starting point is 00:43:39 and sounds like life, but maybe he was right on that whole rock climbing danger thing because we did share a kiss at the end of the night. What do you think could have gone wrong? Okay. So there was this one minute. It was kind of awkward when we were rock climbing. I reached for a rock as she was moving. And while I ended up grabbing her butt.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Oh. And she screamed. And I apologize, like, right away. Okay. She screamed up. I mean, that's awkward. Yeah. And I keep her playing that, and I'm wondering, is that why she goes to me?
Starting point is 00:44:23 Well, how did you play it off, though? So, like, did you grab it and you're like, got it? Or, you know, or was there some other kind of, like, I don't know, how you react to something like that is kind of how you take it, you know? Yeah. Well, she was obviously mortified. So I was like, oh. So, I'm so sorry. Like, I seriously thought I was just, I reached the wrong place.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I was going for a rock and I was not looking. You okay? He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. All right. Did you make any more comments about her butt? I mean, because that could also be it. Like, if you just kept talking about it, like, yeah. Well, I think it's rock hard.
Starting point is 00:44:59 I thought it was like a rock, you know. Sorry about grabbing your butt there. I, listen, I almost said something about mistake. I was almost like, hey, I thought I was grabbing a rock, but I thought real quick. I was like, oh, if I say that, that's probably not going to sound right. So let me just be like, oh. Ethan, why do you break down your date for us one more time? Yeah, so we had a lot of fun going to rock climbing.
Starting point is 00:45:22 I accidentally grabbed her butt. I apologize. We went out for smoothies afterwards. Maybe she got horny from the rock climbing because we ended up with a kid. All right, wow. Well, here we go. I'm going to, but she's ghosting you. We don't know why.
Starting point is 00:45:39 So maybe she did it, actually. Cold shower. I'll call it right now. Okay. You ready? Yeah. All right, here we go. Hi, May I.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Speak to Mia, please. This is she. Hey, Mia. How are you? This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Hi, Mia. I'm Nina.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Hi, I'm Victoria. And I'm Jubal. How are you doing? Oh, fuck, I've seen you guys. I've heard these on TikTok. Cool. Well, guess what? Now you're on one on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I did not think that this would ever be me. Also, if you check out the podcast at the jubelshow. comments all there now it's you Mia. Yeah, we do a segment called the first aid follow-up. That's where if you go on a date with someone and end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them and we got an email
Starting point is 00:46:34 about you. This is Ethan, right? Yes. It's about Ethan. Yeah. It is about Ethan. Okay. So you're pretty confident about that.
Starting point is 00:46:44 What happened? He's like, he's too much. I guess. I'll say I'm, look, I'm ghosting him because honestly, I couldn't stop staring at his, like, his business, you know. Like in not a good way? You're ghosting somebody because you couldn't stop staring at something. Did you like it? No, no, it's not like that.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Okay. No, it's not like that, I swear. Okay. Is it out? Um, so. No. Okay. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:17 I'm sorry. We're laughing. Okay. We want rock climbing, right? And you know when you go rock climbing, you wear the harness. And it kind of goes around your hips area, and it very much frames your junk. Yeah. If you have junk like that.
Starting point is 00:47:33 And I get it. The harnesses are tight. It's a safety thing. I totally understand. But for the entire date after we got down from the rock climbing wall, he kept adjusting himself. Like every five minutes, he was adjusting, moving, a town. was down there doing something. It was driving me crazy and I could not focus on anything else.
Starting point is 00:47:56 No matter what we were talking about because his hand has got another adjustment, another shift, another mid-flight. And this is after the harness is off? Yes. Yes. This is after the hardest. I mean, maybe it was like super tight on. I don't know what the, I don't have junk like that.
Starting point is 00:48:11 So I don't know what it's like. So it's like you're on a date with a toddler and you had to keep being like, get your hands out of your pants. Stop touching yourself in public. I didn't see anything. You're right. Okay. Other than that, did you like him? I mean, we definitely had a good talk.
Starting point is 00:48:25 I don't, you know, sometimes, I mean, there are, I'm in, like, finance and there are guys who get kind of bored about that, but there's some who are into it. And some are into it too much and they try to mansplain it to me. Well, we had a good time. Yeah. I mean, he listened to what I was saying, and it felt nice to be able to sort of teach someone about the stuff that I do, you know. Except you wouldn't stop adjusting himself. He just wouldn't stop adjusting himself. So sometimes I definitely would lose my train of thought.
Starting point is 00:48:54 It was, that was also embarrassing for me as I was just don't think I could see him after that experience. You know what I mean? Well, thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that. And Ethan is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. You know, like, wait, why I, you didn't realize I was doing that. Oh. Is that bad?
Starting point is 00:49:18 You were, yes, you were even, you were doing that. It was, I don't know, I don't know, it was just a lot. I get it, maybe the harness was tight, but. Yeah, for sure. You know, it was just, kept happening. Sorry, I saw. You didn't realize you were, you know, moving stuff around a lot? Yeah, I just kind of thought, like, well, if I just kind of shift a little bit, I'll be fine,
Starting point is 00:49:42 but maybe every time I shifted, I was grabbing. I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know, but, uh, uh, I wasn't doing it on purpose. I swear, it must have been like, you know, just the harness, like you said. Okay. I get that, but I don't, it just, it made me uncomfortable. It made me feel kind of weird. Like, like, it couldn't stop looking. And I know it sounds weird or silly or I don't know if it sounds superficial,
Starting point is 00:50:05 but it just made me question if we should go out again, because I just didn't feel great about that, you know? I just want to be clear. So you're ghosting me because I couldn't stop adjusting. my area. I mean, pretty much. I've never had that happened and it just really threw me off, you know? Is there a lot to adjust?
Starting point is 00:50:31 Why is it so distracting? I'm, listen, Mia, I'm a great guy aside from all the accidental adjusting. Like, we could just, listen, we could do something totally different. I could take you to a place with zero chance of awkwardness. Okay. Sorry again about the grab. I grabbed the wrong thing. Plus, you told me you think I'm attractive and a really good picture, so I mean, I can definitely not adjust myself in normal clothing.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Okay, so that's not the norm for you? That's not how it's going to be. That's right. Yeah. But how do you know? You didn't even know you were doing it, Ethan. How do you know that do you do this? Has nobody ever said that you adjust often before?
Starting point is 00:51:19 No, nobody's ever said that. I mean, like, I guess maybe they'd be afraid to mention that, but I haven't noticed. Yeah, I mean, apparently, now I want to, like, go back and look at any videos I'm in and just make sure. I mean, the harness was tight, you know, like, it was... Hey, Mia, would you like to go on another day with Ethan will pay for it? I mean... If he promises to use duct tape or something so he doesn't have to adjust. I feel like you have to just to see if it's going to do it again.
Starting point is 00:51:49 And maybe no, like, I don't know, like, no rock climbing, no horseback riding, nothing like that, nothing involving that area. Parish. We can chill at, like, a coffee spot, something nice and like a, it can be similar to an office, like a financial office, you know? What? A financial office? I don't want to. Wow. Oh, my God, just go to dinner.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Yeah, yeah, there you go. Okay, I feel like it's, you're making it pretty hard to say no, and I feel like I should give you another chance because you're right about what I said. I don't know that you had to tell everybody in the world, but yes, I had a good time and I think you're cute. And look, but seriously, if there's like, if there's one adjustment, I am at the door. All right. Well, congratulations, you have my word. You got another date. Yay. Yay.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Yay. Yay. Oh, how fun. First Date follow-up. What if mind control is real? If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of life would you have? Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car? When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you? I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused. Can you get someone to join your cult? NLP was used on me to access my subconscious. NLP, aka neurolinguistic programming, is a blend of hypnosis, linguistics, and psychology. Fans say it's like finally getting a user manual for your brain. It's about engineering consciousness. Mind games is the story of NLP.
Starting point is 00:53:31 It's crazy cast of disciples and the fake doctor who invented it at a new age commune and sold it to guys in suits. He stood trial for murder and got acquitted. The biggest mind game of all? NLP might actually work. This is wild. Listen to Mind Games on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately. The mask came off. You're supposed to be safe. That's your home. That's your husband.
Starting point is 00:54:23 So keep this secret for so many years. He's like a seasoned pro. This is a story about the end of a marriage. But it's also the story of one woman who was done living in the dark. You're a dangerous person who prays on vulnerable and trusting people. Your creditor, Michael Levin Good. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And the winner of the IHeart Podcast Award is,
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Starting point is 00:55:27 This Sunday. Sunday, Sunday. The nation will all gather around their televisions to watch the tight ends, the hard counts, the deep coverage, and the illegal use of hands cause a false start. Happens to the best of us. Do I have to pay you for this? It's almost time for Super Bowl Lixie. Super Bowl LX.
Starting point is 00:55:50 The Seattle C.Ox and New England Patriots have been rehearsing for this the whole year. And the NFL script was great. So people are excited. But they're also excited for the Super Bowl halftime show, as usual. This year it's Bad Bunny. But they recently did a survey asking Americans what the worst Super Bowl performance ever was. We'll tell you who gets the honor of the number. one worst Super Bowl performance in history in a second.
Starting point is 00:56:16 But first, let's go over some of the other ones that are mentioned as some of the worst Super Bowl halftime shows. A trip down memory. It's kind of suck if you're one of these artists on the list, though. I mean, that was such a huge honor for a minute. I mean, but also, this is a huge stage that you know, almost everyone in the country watch, not every, but a lot of people watch. So it's time to perform. I was going to say, bring it on. Yeah, unless your performance was so bad where you get off and you're like, whoa.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Did we just do that for that? I'm so weird. It might have been. We'll tell you what the number one worst Super Bowl performance ever was, according to Americans that were surveyed in just a second. But we'll go over some of the others. The Black Eyed Peas back in 2011, Super Bowl 45. Wait, I like the Black Eyed Peas, and that album was amazing.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Yep. People hated their Super Bowl halftime show. Because there was audio issues. Like, you couldn't really hear them, like, singing and doing all that stuff. I remember that. A bunch of audio issues, stiff choreography, and there was a strange disconnect between the performers and the production of it. Even the guest appearances from Slash to Usher couldn't save it. Vocals felt off.
Starting point is 00:57:24 The timing was weird, and instead of feeling futuristic, it felt cheaply digital like a tech demo that hadn't finished rendering. That's a little harsh. Overall, the Black IPs 2011 Super Bowl 45 performance was considered a huge disappointment and disaster. It was like one of the last albums they all released together as well. So that sucks. That was like when Fergie would do all of those cartwheels one-handed. I remember randomly she would just start doing it in this particular performance. I think I'm remembering it correctly.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Yeah, and it was weird. And it was weird. Yeah. People were like, what is she doing that? Yeah, people were like, what is she doing? Stop doing that. It looks cool, but it was out of place. She's performing.
Starting point is 00:58:03 The new survey was just done asking people what they think the worst Super Bowl performance in Super Bowl history was. We'll tell you what number one was in just a second, but we're going some of the others, going over some of the others. In 1997, I didn't even remember that they did this. The Blues Brothers performed the halftime show. If you don't know the Blues Brothers is like a comedy act.
Starting point is 00:58:23 From like the 70s and the 80s. Yeah, so it was like not even current at the time they decided to do it. Also, one of their main members wasn't alive anymore. John Belushi had died over a decade, and so they threw them up there and people hated
Starting point is 00:58:39 it. The humor didn't land. The music was, of course, dated because it's from, like, the 70s. Weird flex, bro. Yeah. I couldn't even tell you a song. I have no idea. People said it felt like a cruise ship lounge show. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Because they weren't even relevant, right? Like, if it was back in the day, it was a Saturday Night Live thing. Right, right. And they had movies and stuff. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, it's definitely, they were definitely huge in the 80s and like, I think the late 70s. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:06 But if you don't know that, like, you're just like, who are these guys before we the answer show? Who are these guys? and I don't even know that one of them's dead. Yeah, exactly. So that was a terrible choice by the NFL on that one. We'll tell you what the number one
Starting point is 00:59:21 worst of Super Bowl performance ever was, according to Americans that were surveyed in just a second. But number three on the list is Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake, Super Bowl 38, 2004. Best ever. But that was actually a good show except for the fact that
Starting point is 00:59:37 there's so much controversy over what happened. Yeah. It's the performance that featured Jen and Jackson and Justin Timberlake. Also, and people don't remember, it had Diddy, Nellie, Kid Rock, and Jessica Simpson in it. Oh. Well, that ruined everything for me. Yeah. Maybe that was also part of the problem.
Starting point is 00:59:54 I don't remember any of it. I like all of that except for the Diddy part, even though at the time, though, I didn't know I didn't like Diddy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it was the infamous Wardrobe Malfunction. Right. Which now that we know enough about Diddy, it makes sense. Right? Wow.
Starting point is 01:00:08 There was probably just too much baby oil back. there and then it slipped off like it really wasn't Janet Jackson or Justin Timberlake's fault it's slippery, slippery everything's going to be slippery. Did he wasn't going to perform unless that happened. Yeah exactly. I need a nipslet. It caused backlash
Starting point is 01:00:29 and then after that for years it changed out the NFL approach to a halftime show. There were years of just hyper-controlled safe shows that were not fun after Janet Jackson's thing popped out. Did we ever come to the conclusion of whether or not she was a part of the plan to do that? Nothing to see here, folks. Nothing to see here.
Starting point is 01:00:47 I think she still says that she wasn't. Okay, I don't recall. And then did Timberlake ever admit that he pulled it off or like he said he slipped or something? I don't know. I thought he did, but he never got in trouble for it. Yeah. I don't know. That was the very first Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Like I had like I was four at the time, but like I had heard of and that I knew was bad. She's four years old seeing a nip slip. I tell you what the number. The thing is you couldn't even see if you're watching it live. The people that complained, there were so many complaints that they got about it, they literally slowed their TV down and we're looking at it slow motion to see it. And I'm like, what are you doing? You're the creed.
Starting point is 01:01:21 I should be offended by what you're doing to slow it down. Yeah, yeah. Look at every second of it. That's a great point. You're the weirdo. We're going over a list of the worst Super Bowl halftime performances ever leading up to the Super Bowl. They asked Americans. Number two on the list was the Disney halftime shows.
Starting point is 01:01:36 I guess that Super Bowl is 25, 29, and 34 at 9195. 2000. They had like a deal with Disney or something. And in 1991, they had new kids on the block perform. Love that. Apparently, people say it felt more like a mall tour with a little bit of extra fireworks. It was everything they do. In 95, they had Tony Bennett and Patty LaBelle perform.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Yeah, that's a wom. And it was to promote Disneyland's new Indiana Jones attraction. Weird. So we were like, what is this? Is this a performance? Are you just promoting a ride? What does Tony Bennett and Nighter Bell have to do it? Indiana Jones.
Starting point is 01:02:11 So talented. Not for that. In 2000, they had a strange mashup of Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera, and Enrique Iglesias. Wait, would that not be good? It probably would sound great. They're having to promote Disney stuff while they're doing it, so I don't know how they went,
Starting point is 01:02:26 but it doesn't sound very good. You know, funny is I remember that era where it was like they were just, the whole thing was who was going to perform, and it was just a random spattering of different artists from different genres. They just throw all kinds of people up there. And then they put them together and you're just like, hey!
Starting point is 01:02:42 And now it's like actual concerts. Yeah. Well, that deal expired. So. Yeah. And the number one worst Super Bowl performance ever, according to Americans. Any guesses? Victoria?
Starting point is 01:02:55 I thought Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson was going to be number one on the list. I can't think of anyone that's been worse. Bruce or freeze? I don't have a guess on this one. I have a guess. I said she knew. I do know. Is it the J-Lo and Shakira?
Starting point is 01:03:08 I liked J-Lo and Shakira. Oh, that did get some bad breasts. I liked that one, too. I did too. That was fun. What I can think of? No, it was Maroon 5. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 01:03:18 In 2019, Maroon 5, apparently has the honor of being the worst Super Bowl halftime show ever. What were you expecting? I feel like that's harsh. Yeah. Something that, they were not that good in that. But they don't dance. Like, they don't do that. I mean, poor Adam had to figure out how to move his body, like, as if it was, like, choreograph.
Starting point is 01:03:37 I mean, what did you expect them to do? That's one of the things that people said about it. At one point, Adam Levine ripped his shirt off. But it didn't, it felt like less intentional and more like an act. Like somebody who was like, what do I do right now? I'm just going to rip my shirt off and hope it makes an impact. It did, though. I'm sure a lot of people weren't mad at that.
Starting point is 01:03:56 They say it was strangely quiet inside the stadium as it was going on as well. So that's, there it is. Maroon 5, the worst Super Bowl performance ever. Dang, they put Maroon 5 ahead of the Janet Jackson. I mean, we still talk about the Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake. But that still gets talked about to this day as a terrible, like a bad. But it wasn't a bad show. It's a controversy.
Starting point is 01:04:18 It was a controversy. I forgot that Maroon 5 did the Super Bowl halftime show. That's how you know it's bad. You don't even know that they did it. Brought to you by Muckles Shoot Bingo in Auburn, your home from Mishingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Tom Brady is trending big time this morning and has nothing to do with football. He's trending because of the way he's decided to post on social media.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Oh, is he like thirst trapping? I think it's adorable, and we'll talk about it in a second, and it is kind of trap-y, but we'll get there. But first, let's talk about how much money you guys are betting on the big game this weekend. Americans are allegedly going to be legally betting $1.7 billion. Honestly, I kind of want to bet. I don't care about it either of the teams, nor do I know who's going to win. But just to bet on a team and possibly make a lot of money, sounds kind of fun. It makes watching it really fun.
Starting point is 01:05:09 Right? You both sound like addicts. It's true we do. Camble responsibly. But it does make it fun because you're like, oh, I need this to happen, you know, because then you're kind of more invested in it. Yeah. It does.
Starting point is 01:05:21 And then even if you're not betting, I'm not going to say legally, is it legal if you're doing those things at home, like where you bring a buck and then like you have like this tart and you make your own vetting situation? I think it's legal. I think it's legal. Even if it's a party. If it's not sanctioned, I believe it's illegal. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Yeah, but it's family. That? Isn't that? No, you can't really do that. Yeah. But if it's like, it's like a dollar. Like in the family? Like, if you were to have a, like, I play poker.
Starting point is 01:05:46 Yeah. If you have a house party and you have people over to play poker at your house, if the feds showed up. It's technically not legal. That's illegal. Even if it's just a family? Really? Or friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Oh, all right. Well, I don't know that's the real. You can get in trouble for that. I mean, if they wanted to, but they're probably not going to come after you. I don't think you're raking in, you know, millions of dollars. Oh. But it was a great excuse when the mob. was doing that back in the day.
Starting point is 01:06:08 It was a great excuse to bust up the mob is to go break up their illegal gambling poker games and then ring them all in and hit them with all the charges on everything else. Interesting. I thought that's like how they washed money and stuff. I have no idea. Okay. Anyway. Well, $1.7 billion legally will be bet around the country.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Speaking of money, did you hear that Timothy Shalamee actually paid six figures out of his own pocket to perform on Saturday Night Live? Whoa. He paid to perform on Saturday Life. He paid to perform, not to get the spot, but because he was performing a Bob Dylan song. And I guess to have the rights to the song, he needed to pay six figures of his own money to do it. For the movie that he was in? No, he wasn't in that movie.
Starting point is 01:06:51 I thought it was the other guy that was in the... He wasn't in the Bob Dylan movie. He revealed he poured... That makes more sense that he was in the movie. Yeah, I thought he was in the movie. Yeah, he's Bob Dylan. I was like, hmm. Yeah, he said...
Starting point is 01:07:05 that there was pushback from everybody, but he said no, like, ultimately, this is what I want to do to secure my musical slot. Oh, no, he did it to pay for the slot. I thought it was because of the song. Either way, he paid six figures to be on that. I mean, hey, he really. So he paid for it, why?
Starting point is 01:07:22 So he could secure a musical slot on Saturday Night Live. So it didn't have to do with the rights for anything. He just paid so he could perform on it. Okay. My bad. Which I didn't know you could pay for a spot on SNL. I didn't either. I want to do a performance on SNL. I was going to say, you got this. Six figures.
Starting point is 01:07:36 It looks like you can't. They let you do that. Why not? The whole thing is, is Timothy Shalamee sees himself as an artist, because you know how he has that Timmy artist. I guess he calls himself Timmy, right? He does?
Starting point is 01:07:47 Yeah. Yeah. It's like an alter ego, like music. So he wanted to do that. Wow, I didn't know that was why. Sheesh, I should have read the whole thing before I told him. I thought it was really for the rights of the song. Nina's what's trending.
Starting point is 01:08:02 She doesn't know why, but it's trending. I want to have fun with you. you guys learn. That's crazy, though. I wonder if anybody can pay to be on it. We should look into that. Chalameh probably six figures, but if you're in nobody,
Starting point is 01:08:14 they probably is $17. We do know that anybody can pay to have your, you can be up in Times Square, so that we could do with one of your songs or music videos, Jubal. That's true. You can pay for that, yeah. Yeah, you can.
Starting point is 01:08:26 That's so cool. I've looked into that already. Why have we not done something with that? I'm so serious. It's on my list. And lastly, Tom Brady is getting all kinds of attention and is trending because of his thirst traps that he's been posting on social. He's giving all kinds of criticism saying he's posting like a girl that's got a crush.
Starting point is 01:08:43 I think it's really cute. And it does kind of give that vibe. Like on Sunday, he posted a picture of himself laying down on the couch in like a football hoodie. And he's just like, this is what Sundays look like. That does sound like. And then he kind of did a series of like three of them where then he goes from this couch to the bed and it's still like selfie style. I'm surprised it's another caption. Like when your boyfriend.
Starting point is 01:09:04 hoodie is the company's funny. But I think he was being serious. I'm thinking about all the stuff that Jubal was talking about earlier in the show, like the psychological breakdown of the different types of social media posting and what that means about him. I just think that any time, I'm sorry, Jubal, but anytime somebody gets divorced, I feel like they go backwards. Like, you know, like especially men, I feel like you go backwards and now all of a sudden you're acting like you used to before you got married. Yeah. Some people do that.
Starting point is 01:09:34 I feel like that's kind of what's happening. Like he used to be like that before that. And now he's divorced and he's like, I'm laying on the couch and I'm here for it. Yeah, there are some people that do that. A lot of people do that. They're just like thirst traps nonstop. They regress.
Starting point is 01:09:45 Thirst traps. They go back to being a little man. You know what? You know what I'm saying. An F boy. There you go. It's not just dudes. There are women that do it too.
Starting point is 01:09:55 You're right. No, no, no. You know what? You're right. You're right. You're right. You kind of retreat. You kind of retreat.
Starting point is 01:10:01 All right. That's what's trending. Honestly, I've seen it more with women than guys. Okay, maybe we see it. I see it both ways. Oh, Jubil, you went forward, I would say. Oh, thanks. Appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Yeah, I didn't really post their straps after mine. Maybe I should have. You could have. It got in a hot tub. You posted one. Jubel's Dirty Little Secret. Hello? Hello.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yeah. Okay, so this goes back to when I was in my 20s and I was working part-time at a bar. Okay. There's this guy who would come in all the time around 6 o'clock, same time every day. I heard him talking with somebody next to him about what was going on, and he said that his wife had cheated on him with his best friend.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Ouch. I know. And so he was acting a little flirtatious, and he just was like, you know what, I'll give you $1,500 if you show me your boobs. What? This is not where I saw this going. I thought it was like, I helped him get over her. Please tell me you did it.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Yes. Are you kidding? He just wanted to look. So I went to a pass through and I was like, there's no harm in this. And I just showed him and he stared for a good minute and he was like, wow, those are a lot nicer than I imagined. And then I was like, okay. What a creep. Took the money and walked away.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Yeah, honestly, it wasn't that creepy. It was kind of funny. But he still comes into the bar And he still drinks occasionally But he cannot He will not look me in the eye Because he took $1,500 from that sucker Yeah, I know
Starting point is 01:11:51 He probably thinks I robbed him Maybe he doesn't remember, I don't know Is the wedding ring still off? Yeah Yeah I feel bad Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. You're welcome.
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