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Episode Date: March 10, 2026

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I'm Clayton Eckerd in 2022. I was the lead of ABC's The Bachelor. But here's the thing. Bachelor fans hated him. If I could press a button and rewind it all I would. That's when his life took a disturbing turn. A one-night stand would end in a courtroom. The media is here.

This case has gone viral. The dating contract. Agree to date me, but I'm also suing you. This is unlike a. anything I've ever seen before. I'm Stephanie Young. Listen to Love Trapped on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My ex-boyfriend and I had a kid together, and he wrote on a diaper, you will marry me or not?

I said, nah. That's a text message we got in at 4106. About a terrible wedding proposal. Was it a used diaper? Right. That's what I'm thinking. A diaper at all. Not a good start.

You can marry me or not? Check a box. At least get on a knee and say that. One guy's wedding proposal caused a huge incident and it's making international headlines and because of that people online are sharing the worst wedding proposals they've ever gotten. But here's the story. A marriage proposal went horribly wrong and it's making international headlines after a man attempted a grand romantic gesture that triggered an emergency response

at one of the countries. What? National Parks. Oh. Dang, bro. According to park officials, the man secretly arranged for a friend to release

hundreds of pink smoke flares spelling out, Merry Me, across a canyon overlook. Oh, that's cute. The plan quickly unraveled when the smoke spread beyond the viewing point, prompting multiple visitors

to report what they believed was a wildfire inside of the state park. Oh, no. Within minutes, rangers evacuated tourists, a helicopter was dispatched, an emergency cruise rushed to the scene, only discovered that the man was kneeling with a ring to his girlfriend standing nearby. Officials say the stunt briefly shut down part of the park and triggered a multi-agency response

before this situation was clarified as a man just proposing to his girlfriend. It was just love. Yeah. They went viral though. Isn't that the goal? The woman reportedly declined the proposal on the spot. Oh, wow. Yeah, telling witnesses that she didn't want a marriage that begins with a national emergency.

Okay, she sounds high maintenance. Yeah, because a lot of people, like, if there's real love there, the woman would be like, oh, this is memorable. Yeah. Even more than not the effort. Like, maybe it ended this way, but he made effort to have little pink bubbles say, will you marry me? Do you really want to marry someone who's not thinking things? Yeah, exactly. Good point.

That's a good point. I want to marry somebody that wants to make anything happen and just goes for it, whether it's succeeds or not. That's the kind of person I want to marry. And I've been married before, so apparently, yes, they do, Chris. Park authorities say the man could face fines for unauthorized piratechetics and disruption of park operations. His story has gone viral internationally with commenters saying it's the most expensive

and least successful proposal and decent memories. So good job to that guy. I can't believe she said no. That just sounds, that's so terrible. Insult to injury for sure. He tried. Because of that story. there's a trend of people sharing the worst proposals they've ever had online.

And one guy made a billboard and it said, will you marry me on the billboard? And the woman was supposed to get like get in touch with the billboard company and put her response on it. Oh, okay. Yeah. However, they coordinated that. He just wants any wife to respond. It said her name. She responded with no.

I refuse to respond on a billboard. That was up there for a week. And you got to read the room. You know, if you're going to propose, you should know what somebody's going to like and not like. No your audience. Asking somebody to do extra work just to say yes, you're not thinking things through in a different way. We're going over wedding proposals that have gone horribly wrong because one guy made national news by basically disrupting an entire national park when he tried to do pyrotechnics in there to ask his girlfriend to marry him. And she said no, because it was bad decision making.

So sad. While eating fah, he slipped the wrong. ring around a thin slice of beef in her fumble. And of course she ate it. Oh, man. I'm just thinking of the visual. That's so weird.

Isn't that weird? I don't want to marry a woman who can eat that without knowing. That's crazy. You're ravenous. No, he stuck his hands in her soup. That too. He had to stick his hands all for me in her

soup to put a ring on it. That's the part that's getting me more than anything else. One woman turned down a marriage proposal when her boyfriend put up a will you marry me sign on a random freeway construction porta potty. Oh, that's romantic, bro. Isn't that romance? I can see the guy that you're like, it's going to be cool. Should we be going to work?

There's this construction stuff right there. I'll just put the sign right there. Not on a porta potty, the most filthy place on the planet. But stay away from anything bathroom related, diapers, porta potties, public restrooms, you know. There's another woman who shared that the. guy who asked her to marry him wrapped a ring around a Taco Bell hot sauce packet. I love

that. I love that. She liked Taco Bell but she said no because not romantic necessarily. What? But he knew her. It was well thought out. I think that's thought out. I think that's cute. See, that's what I'm saying. There is a level. Ladies, there are some of us that are a little too high maintenance for

our own good. She said it. I didn't say it. Because you're getting the proposal. Be happy. Right. Right. Well, I mean, A packet of a hot sauce is kind of ridiculous. There's another woman who shared a story of her boyfriend at the time who loved chewing tobacco. Like he loved his chewing tobacco. Oh, if that's involved in the proposal, it's already wrong.

And so he put the ring inside of a chewing tobacco pouch. And pulled it out, like a dip. Pulled it out, opened it to take a dip, and was like, oh, my goodness, there's a ring in there. Oh. She said no. Well, darn chutein. I'm going to marry you, Bill. Yeah.

She's just like, all those tea, they're going to go, and then I'm stuck with you. And one woman said that she got proposed to with an Olive Garden breadstick. He put the ring in a breadstick. She said it was because she dreamed of being proposed to in Italy. Oh, that's not it, bro. He spent too much money on the ring,

so it took her to the next best place. The Olive Garden. The breadsticks are amazing. The breadsticks are amazing. They are with the promise of a good home. honeymoon in Italy? I'm still saying yes to that. Lots of interesting food. Yeah.

It's another jubel phone frame. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Todd Sparks. How you doing? Bud Sparks. Yeah, and before we continue, yes, it is that. Todd Sparks. How are you doing? What Todd Sparks? That's what I'm asking. I don't know a Todd Sparks.

Okay. Yeah, I know. When I normally call people, they are a little bit shocked. but yes, I am the Todd Sparks, the author of the many motivational books, Todd Sparks, Putting the Spark back in your life. My second book, Todd Sparks, Spark, Up, Another One, and my follow-up to that, Todd Sparks, Sparking and Easy, but it's necessary. Okay, good for you. I'm, I guess I'm supposed to be impressed by that, but I still have no idea why you're calling me or who you are. Well, Greg, guess what? Guess who's your new manager at the... Oh, oh, sorry. man. Yeah, yeah. I heard we got a new manager. Yep. New general manager at the store. Todd Sparks.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Yeah, you too. So I'm just calling all the new employees to talk to them a little bit and get them acquainted with my new philosophies and things like that and let you know, Greg, that I am excited to be able to get you in my hands and mold you into exactly the best Greg that you can become. I'm sorry? What I'm hearing right now, Greg, is just a loose ball of flesh. You know what I mean? Clay, it's been unmolded. A little lost.

Trying to figure out Greg's way in the world, and I'm going to get you into my shop, and I'm going to mold you into the best Greg you've ever been. I'm going to put the spark back in your life, Greg, and you and I are going to celebrate a lot of victories together. Dude, I'm just trying to pay my bills, don't. And that's the problem. Greg, right there, I'm going to. highlight a little bit of your speech there yes said try okay and that's why you're struggling because you're trying to pay bills rather than just I'm paying you

haven't even met me you haven't even met me how do you know I'm struggling I can hear it in my job I can hear that the spark is in there but it's not fully on fire yet it's a little ember burning inside you and I'm gonna get inside there and I'm gonna stoke that little flame Greg I'm gonna stoke You're flame hard. Okay. All right. Look, listen, Sparky or whatever.

Is there an actual reason that you need to talk to me? Otherwise, I'll just meet you in my first shift, right? Are we good? Todd Sparks. And yes, there is an actual reason I need to talk to you. And a lot of times we put up walls with things, Greg. And I'm going to find out what you're scared of and why you're unwilling to release your full potential. I'm actually getting a little scared of how we're going to work together because this is a crazy weird call.

Well, I'll tell you what. I'm taking you off the schedule until you finish my first two books. Yeah, that's actually not happening. So I couldn't care less about your books. So you can actually, based on this call, you can take me off the schedule anyway, because there is absolutely no way I could work with your, like, ridiculous, self-important, stick up your own way you're talking to me. So I'll go find another job that'll be happy to have me.

And I'm not gonna read your FI-generated books that you think are so important and so special. Talks farce from the spark back in your life, baby. Oh, yeah, I can read your book and then I can, what, become a GM at a nationwide fast food restaurant chain? Good job, buddy. Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.

I'm actually just working this job so I can put myself through school and get a real career. So you can take the spark you want to put back in my life and shove it up your ass. Okay. Noted, Greg. Noted.

I'm going to do that for you, Greg. Do what? I'm going to take that spark and I'm going to put it where the sun don't shine, Greg. Okay. Greg, this is actually Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone prank on you, and your coworker Courtney set you up.

Oh, what? Are you kidding me? Yeah, she said you guys got a new manager and she wanted to mess with you. Oh, man. I was like, this guy can't be for real. The longer it went on, I was like, there's no way I'm going to be able to work with this, dude.

Wake up every morning with jubel phone pranks. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day, brought you by Muckleshoot Bingo and Auburn. You're home from Mishingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. If you would like to get the attention of the entire internet, say something that would make them furious.

especially when it comes to food oh man we've been eating our cereal wrong according to an etiquette expert we've all been eating our cereal wrong I don't care I feel like I'm gonna hate this the rage bait is out of control you'll hear what we're supposed

to be doing when it comes to eating your kicks in just a second but first is the first cereal that came to my mind kicks there's a cereal called kicks yeah you don't know what Mars bars are so let's just keep it moving all right can you give her a break

You don't know what Kix is, Victoria? What's a kick? I know you got, how you got cheer is? K-I-X. Yeah. K-I-X. Yeah. They're like little balls.

With no sugar or anything added to them. They are sweet, though. They're pretty plain. It reminds me of the, it's not like a twix, but there's like a can't, there's a fruit loops. Very different. Look it up and I'll start telling you this story while you do that. Do you know what pops are? The cereal pops?

No, those are so good. Corn pops and pops. Pops are like a sugary version of kicks. What? The corn pops? It's a pop? Yeah. It's not a soda?

No, it's cereal. What are you showing us? Victoria Googled kicks and some weird band. It's like an 80s hair band came up. That's not the breakfast cereal. I don't know who they are, but. Not to go down this rabbit hole. We're off the rails, folks.

We're off the rails. It's okay. It's okay. You keep looking. I'll go here, which is actually kind of on topic, because as we inch closer to spring break, and actually some schools are on spring break already, there is a new trend when it comes to traveling.

And grocery store tourism is exactly it. And it's what you think it is. So you travel to different places, but you go and indulge yourself in their grocery stores, try the different foods and flavors. And I actually love this. I feel like I accidentally do it all the time. Grocery store tourism tells you a lot about a place,

especially out of country. But even when you go to other states, like, you know. I miss, what is it, Irwan or whatever it is in L.A.? Bro, that's like the most expensive grocery store in the U.S. But it's amazing. They have legit stuff, but it is very expensive. They're their smoothies. I had a, what was there, the Bieber smoothie or whatever when I was living out there?

Yes. I found my daughter came to visit me. She wanted to have one, so we went, and I continued to go back and get more after she went back home. You spent. No one's funny at that store probably. Mr. Hip-Hop, I don't know all this stuff, but let me tell you, Air One. I walked into one one day because my daughter told me about it, and I was happy there. But the prices were ridiculous.

Yes. Makes whole foods look broke. Yeah, seriously. As much as they charge. Seriously. That hurt. That was really funny. That was funny.

But yeah, you could go there and you would be indulging in grocery store tourism. Snack tourism is also another part of it, but that's more like you're looking at souvenirs. So the snack isn't about the food. It's about like the little trinkets. Yeah. If you like collect shot glasses or whatever. Do those at a gas station's a lot. Ooh, yeah.

When I travel and there's a gas station, I stop. There's some interesting stuff here. There's different vibes everywhere. I love it. You got to get into it. But no matter where you go, I think it's safe to say we can all agree, especially here in America, we love ranch. Yeah.

We love ranch so much that to go ranch is trending. The fact that there are two out of ten people in the U.S., two out of ten people are carrying their own to go ranch with them. I'm willing to bet that the two. I'm willing to bet that the two. two out of ten or both female? No, I've seen guys carry pocket ranch. I can't stand the fancy restaurants, though, that they, like, put up their noses to ranch.

Like, you ask if they have ranch, like, we don't have ranch. How dare you? We do have our own house mill made AOLI, which is basically ranch with, like, a little bit different flavor. But it sounds fancier. I wanted to start a movement where people would go to those restaurants and just leave a bottle of ranch on the table for the people at one branch. Oh my gosh, there are two out of ten people everywhere that could do that with you. Because I've already got it ready to go. Americans consume 100 million bottles of ranch dressing annually.

Oh, my gosh. It's worth $1.7 billion. Wow. She's so good. Ranch is serious business around here. And lastly, I didn't mean for this whole trending to be about food. But it is. So apparently, we've been eating our cereal all wrong.

According to this etiquette expert, this is. how we've been or how we're supposed to be doing it. Here's how to eat breakfast cereal. First of all, add your milk of choice. I'm going for semi. And then, with a spoon held in your dominant hand and the fork in your non-dominant hand, you will eat.

Now, it's not soup, so you don't need to scoop away from you like you would with soup, but you can use the fork to push some corned flakes onto your spoon and eat accordingly. He's talking about spaghetti. That's how you eat spaghetti.

That sounds like a great way to eat cereal, because you push it on the spoon, right? So you're not, you know, they're not falling off the spoon. You're getting the most cereal in a bite. What? Makes sense to me. Yeah, but sometimes it falls off in case you push it on there. You pile it on the spoon.

I have never gotten frustrated eating cereal with a spoon. With a spaghetti, I get frustrated. So I do that spoon for a combo. But it's very different because the cereal is in a bowl of milk. And so it's like floating and stuff. And so, of course, as you can imagine, people are freaking out about the fork, but, you know, jubles into it. Also, you're supposed to scoop

away from yourself when you're eating soup? Of course. Oh, is that done etiquette? Yeah, that's what he said. You don't scoop away from yourself, like if you're eating soup. I didn't know that either. Yeah, so I'm like, I had no idea. To be honest with you, I don't think I've ever paid attention to which way I'm scooping. Now I will be judging people when I eat with them. You take an etiquette class? Oh, I would fail so bad.

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Since the biggest night in podcasting. We'll honor the very best in podcasting from the past year and celebration. the most innovative talent and creators in the industry. And the winner is... Creativity, knowledge, and passion will all be on full display. Thank you so much. IHeartRadio. Thank you to all the other nominees. You guys are awesome.

Watch live next Monday at 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 p.m. Pacific free at veeps. At Veeps.com or the Veeps app. Hey, I'm Jay Chetty, host of the On Purpose podcast. My latest episode is with Hillary Duff, singer, actress, and multi-platinum artist. Hillary opens up about complicated family dynamics, motherhood, and releasing our first record in over 10 years. We talk about what it's taken to grow up in the entertainment industry and stay grounded through every chapter. It's a raw and honest conversation about identity, evolution, and building a life that truly matters. You desire in family like this picture, and that's not reality a lot of the times for people.

My sister and I don't speak. It's definitely a very painful part of my life. And I hope it's not forever, but it's for right now. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Chetty on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time to catch a cheater. Alyssa is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater, and she thinks that her husband of 12 years might be married. Well, they've been married for seven years, but together for 12 years. That's a long time.

Yeah. But she thinks he might be cheating. So we'll see if we can help her out. Alyssa, I'm sorry you're having to go through this. But why do you think Brandon your husband might be cheating on you? Well, so over the past, what, two months? So he started going to the gym late at night and sometimes not getting home until after midnight, which, you know, whatever.

But when I offered to, like, go with him that sometimes he said that it was his alone time and didn't want me to join. and then he's also changed his phone password and turned off location sharing claiming it was for privacy but we have two kids that makes things tricky it makes me feel better knowing where he is so I don't know when I and then last weekend he canceled dinner plans with my parents and at the last minute saying it was a work thing that came up but then I checked our shared bank statement and I saw that there was a charge at a wine bar across town. And yeah, so I confronted him about it, and he was, like, just unusually calm, not defensive.

It wasn't apologetics. He was just smooth, and that is what freaked me out. And so I don't, you know, I don't really want to believe that he's cheating, but my gut hasn't really been wrong before. So that's why I called you guys. I mean, it's always unnerving when they change their passwords and stuff. Like you think you're not going to notice, especially when you've already been sharing it. But when you did have that conversation with him and you asked him about the wine bar, what did he say?

He was just, it was a work thing. A work thing. Yeah, I told you that it was a work thing and it was a work thing. And turning off the location sharing thing is interesting. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big, iffy, my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. And like you said, when it hasn't been that way and now it has, now it's changed, like the password and the location.

You're sharing that that's a red flag for me. Like, why are we suddenly changing things? Yeah. Has there ever been any problems with it in the past? Like, what I mean by that is if you have the location thing on and maybe you guys have gotten in arguments because you're looking at the location and stuff like that. And maybe it's one of those situations where he's like, I'm tired of this. And so he took it off. Could that have possibly happened? No, the only time that was when I, when something happens with one of our kids and I couldn't get a hold of him and I didn't, I didn't know where he was. And so I got mad at him about that because I needed help with one of our kids. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. All right.

So that, that's weird then. So that hasn't been an issue and then all of a sudden he turned it off. Right. Okay. It's definitely been a new thing. All right. If you're just joining us for her to catch a cheater, Alyssa is on the phone. And Alyssa thinks that her husband of seven years named Brandon might be messing around.

so we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from a floral apartment. And we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Alyssa, or to somebody else. Before we do that, Alyssa, why don't you recap your situation for us again real quick? He started going to the gym late at night and not coming home until after midnight. He turned off his location sharing. He changed his password. And last week he bailed on dinner with my parents saying it was a work thing.

It was a work thing, but when I checked our shared bank account, it shows that he went to a wine bar across town. What if you ever had a work event at a wine bar? I wish. That's right. That does seem kind of weird. Does he have, yeah, did we ask that? Does he have work events at wine bars usually? Not that I've seen before, no.

Okay. All right. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out. Are you ready to go? Yeah. All right. All right. Here we go.

I'm going to call him right now. Hey, this is Corbett calling for my grocers. I was looking for our. awards card member named Brandon. Yes, it was a Brandon. Hey, Brandon, how are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.

You're this month's winner. I hope you can hear us clapping for you here. Congrats. Winner of what? Oh, every single month. Maybe you didn't know this. Every single month we choose one rewards card. Remember who gets a free gift from us?

It's flowers delivered from our new and improved floral department. You've just won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card. to be delivered to anybody that you want absolutely free. It's actually a $316 value. Wow. That's amazing. Yeah, so congratulations. And there is no purchase.

I will not ask you for any kind of credit card information. And it's very simple. I can take the information over the phone in just a few minutes. I'm prepared to do that right now if you already know who you might send them to. If not, I can set up a time and call you back. Or you can always come down to the store and fill out the forms, whatever you'd like to do. Sure. I guess over the phone's easiest.

Okay, great. Then let me just get my stuff here. And all I would need from you is the first and last name of the person that you want to call, anything you want to put on a card, and then we'll get the address, and that's it. And like I said, you'll get confirmation before we're even off the phone. Sure. Okay. Could you actually just address it to M?

Just M? And then, yeah, just the letter M. And do the, for the card message, just put, last night felt right. Let's keep this between us. Last night felt right. Got that. Okay, great. And Brendan, at this point, I'll let you know that this is actually a radio show.

It's called The Jubal Show. What's up? I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. How are you? Busted. Yeah, we do a segment on the show called To Catch a Cheater,

wherever you think your significant other might be messing around. You see you that send flowers too. And your wife, Alyssa, is on the phone right now and has been listening. Alyssa Wait, why are you on the phone? What is this? I just, I want to know who M is and what happened last night. Are you serious right now?

You set this up, you think I'm cheating? Well, who's M? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you started going to the gym late at night, not coming back until after midnight. You turned off your location chairing. You changed your passcode. and now you're sending flowers to M. I, of course, I think you're cheating.

Who's M? This is way out of proportion. Like, it's not, it's not what it sounds like. And what does it sound like? Because to me, it sounds exactly what they're afraid of. All I did, honey, is all I did was go out for some drinks. It didn't mean anything. Wait, what?

With someone else? says it there is someone I didn't I didn't say that you're twisting my words you just said that you had to twist them

who's M no listen her name's Madison um we met at a hotel bar after a work conference well okay

you see this is a problem though right this is a work conference that you suddenly had Yes, okay. All we did, we hung out a couple times and it just happened. What happened? You canceled dinner with my parents for her.

I didn't even plan for it to go that far. So you have been cheating on your wife. Yes. Last night felt right it wasn't an accident. You also literally just said. Is that what I think? Do you feel bad? I mean, you're being very calm.

I'm just kind of in shock right now. I didn't think, unless I didn't think he'd stoop this low. Oh. What? You're cheating on me. We've been married for seven years. Does that mean nothing? Of course, I didn't plan on leaving you.

It all just happened. So now you're leaving her? Yeah. Wait, you're leaving me? Don't pretend like you haven't been distant too. Well, maybe that's the problem. Everything's been moving way too fast for us. Too fast.

You guys have been together like 12 years. Married for seven. Mind your own business. I mean, I've been married seven years. You don't even know what it's like to have a relationship like this. Okay. Maybe not, but whatever. You still cheated, man.

And you said it's too soon. 12 years total I keep going back to the carlid let's keep this between us you weren't even planning on telling me were you I didn't want to hurt you

you didn't want to lose me there's a difference how is cheating on her not like that's that's hurtful like how would you not hurt her by cheating on her? Well she wouldn't have found out if she didn't call you what So it wouldn't hurt her if she didn't listen to the show and want to find out if you were cheating.

Everything was fine. It was just the fling. It was going to last. Now you guys have absolutely, you guys have just absolutely ruined my life. I mean, I have two kids to take care of. What? I think you did when you couldn't keep Mr. Winky in its pants. Yeah.

You don't get to keep the both of us, okay? So you don't get to keep me, not our kids. So, yeah, just go ahead and send them. the flowers and but don't ever send them to the house where your children sleep ever again. Oh, let's, are you serious? You're going to, you're going to end things because this is radio show. But Brandon, weren't you just saying that you were going to leave her? You caught me off guard. I wasn't totally, I'm not going to leave my wife. You just call me in the moment. Yeah, but you've been cheating on her. She wouldn't, she wouldn't have known if you didn't

call you. Okay. So her not knowing makes it fine? She did know, though. That's why she called. Listen, obviously you guys just don't understand. Alyssa, please, let's just, let's talk about this later off the, off the air. And we'll work this out.

He just hung up, Alyssa. Okay. I'm so sorry. Yeah, that's a lot. It does sound like you guys are going to need to have a conversation, though, but wow, I'm so sorry. Yeah, thanks. I appreciate that. Oh my gosh.

I think Madison, I think he's lying about meeting her at a bar. I think it's who we hired to be our babysitter for a while. Oh, no. What? She's 19 years old. All right. Well, Alyssa, I'm very sorry. You obviously have a lot to figure out, so keep us updated if you need anything from us, okay?

For sure. Um, thanks. Guys, it's better than I know now. So now I can deal with this. All right, take care. The Jubel shows to catch a cheater. What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No.

Not even. I didn't say that. It was like, why am I even listening to to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite trivia. game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Demi Lovato

tickets and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Mitch, what's up, Mitch? Ooh. Nice going. Nick is ready to go. You ready to go, Mitch? Come on down. How old are you, Mitch?

I'm 11. You're 11? All right. Did he go up? He said 10 earlier. Off the air, we asked him. You said 10, but you're 11 or 10, Mitch? My birthday was a couple weeks ago. I just, you know.

Yeah, it is. Oh, you're just learning. I got to let a kid live. I mean, I just like people to be honest. Either way. That's under my age. Here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio.

And Mitch, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? Okay. Rooting for you, Mitch. I'm rooting for you. Here we go. Mitch, your time starts now. What type of dinosaur was known for having three horns on its face?

Hi, sir, cops. What is the tallest animal in the world? Blue whale. What fruit is traditional? Yeah, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, yeah. What fruit is traditionally used to make prunes? Uh, uh, uh, uh, Pass.

What famous scientist developed the theory of relativity? Oh. I'm fine. Okay. All right. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. Good job, Mitch. This is about the fun.

And while Victoria is getting her headphones on and getting settled and stuff like that. Mitch, what's something interesting that you would like to tell people? Well, something interesting is that I've wrote a book. You have. Sweet. What's the book about? That's published. Wow.

That's amazing. What was he called? It's published. Oh, it's published. Yeah, what's the book called? Stars of Nebula. Stars of Nebula. Stars of Nebula.

What's it about? Stars of Nebula. Are you supposed to about this like cosmic world and stuff? Hey, my man's got an imagination. I like it. That's awesome. Good for you, Mitch. It's at the book he's reading?

No, he wrote it. And published it. Yeah. How many books have you written and published, Victoria? Really? Are you bringing you to me right now? She could if she wanted to me. Yeah, thanks, Nina.

30 seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. Who at 10 writes and publishes a book? Victoria, you have to beat Mitch outright to win. And Mitch, you could tell Victoria when to go. It's not going to go well. Okay. Start now.

What type of dinosaur was known for having three horns on its face? Oh, T-Rex. What is the tallest animal in the world? A draft. What fruit is traditionally used to make prunes? Huh? What's a prune? A peanut.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I'm a grape. What famous scientists developed the theory of relativity? Newton? What candy bar combined chocolate, caramel, and nougat, and it shares a name with a planet. What is a noug? Planet?

I don't know that planets very well Wait Yeah, you do Do you know Candy bars Very well?

Venus, Saturn Mars Jupiter Neptune That's awesome That was awesome That moment Right there

It was perfect Why The Andy Bar is named after a planet Even I know that Yeah Snickers We don't got a planet

named Snickers Oh We sent it over to the scoreboard And see how you guys did with our Scoreboard

producer freeze. Mitch, who just turned 11, has three, and Victoria has one. What? Mitch, congratulations. You did it. I beat Detroit. Yes, you did. Victoria's currently doubled over on the couch in the studio.

In shame, Mitch, congratulations. That's a powerful victory. It's a powerful victory. You also got Demi Lovato tickets for playing. That was awesome, Mitch. Let's get the answers now with Nina. Well, the first one made me really sad, because Victoria and I talk about all the time how much I love dinosaurs,

and my favorite dinosaur is the triceratops, which I have explained to her on countless occasions. How do I know the triceratop has three horns on it? Try. Sarah, tops, top of their head? It's literally the name. It's literally the name. Exactly.

That makes sense. I get it now. The triceratops has three horns on its face. The giraffe is the tallest animal in the world. You got that one, Victoria. Prunes are made from plums. Always a prune, by the way. You never learned about it?

It keeps you regular. I thought. And they're very delicious. Is it not like when your fingers get all? That's where it comes from. They look like a prune. That's where it comes from. It's a dried plum.

Really? Dehydrated, kind of. I never had one of those before. Victoria's learned things every day. I love it. I eat strawberries. They're pretty good. The famous scientists that developed the theory of relativity is Albert Einstein.

Wow. And the candy bar that combines chocolate, caramel and nouget and shares a name with the planet is Mars. And you literally said Mars. Mars bars. There's not a candy bar named Mars. No, there's not. Mars bars. No, there's not.

Google it. Hey, Mitch, thank you for playing, man. Dad, go buy my book. Yeah, so. Good job at the promo there, too. First date of follow-up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com.

Kelsey is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by Nate, so in a few minutes we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Kelsey, how long has it been since you heard from Nate? Hey, it's been about a week. Okay. Okay.

Not too long. No, so in that time, though, how many times have you tried to hit him up? I have texted twice. Okay. That's not bad. No, it's not too bad. You get no response. Thank you.

I thought it was sensible. No response. Yeah. Not at all. Okay. What did you say to him in the last text you sent? Well, the last text I said. I mean, this kind of relates to, like, you know, what happened on the date, so it wasn't out of the blue, but I complimented.

He made me a breakfast sandwich. So I, like, told him that I was thinking about how good it was. That sounds amazing. Well, that sounds like the date got great. Yeah, it did. Okay, tell us about it. Okay, so it was, like, a little bit different than a lot of other dates I've been on. We met at a bar when I was out with some friends of mine celebrating, and we just, like,

kind of were in the corner chatting a lot and we just like really clicked there was instant chemistry and you know i was i was focusing on my friends that night it wasn't really looking for anything but i just couldn't stop talking to this guy so after some drinks we ended up going back to his place and yeah you know i ate a breakfast sandwich so you know what happened okay at least he cooked for you yeah yeah i truly thought it was just going to be a one-night stand and like that was fine but then And in the morning, when I got up to leave, he grabbed my hand and he asked me to stay. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Huh. I know. So, yeah, that's weird that you're getting ghosted then. Thank you. So I, you know, he said it was like, you know, I know this is kind of backwards, but could we have a breakfast date right now in my house? Oh, that's cute.

And he handed me, right? He handed me this, like, T-shirt of him. and told me to freshen up and get ready and he would make breakfast. And, I mean, it literally felt like I was in a rom-com. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. So I walked into the kitchen.

He had like coffee and juice out. He was making me that breakfast sandwich. He wasn't wearing a shirt. He was just wearing shorts. And it was literally, I know. It was like I was like looking into my future. It was so romantic. And I was just like,

melting. Oh my gosh, I'd be blowing his phone up too. Bro, where did you go? Right? How long did you stay there? Well, we spent the whole day together. Like, breakfast went to snacks and bed and we were watching movies and then it turned into having dinner together. Yeah, it really felt like we'd known each other forever. It's like a full of 24 hours. It's a lie. Yeah. Yes. Is there anything you can think of that would be a reason that he's ghosting? No, I'm, I really, I'm really cracking my brain. because I feel crazy, but everything seemed perfect. I truly can't figure it out.

I mean, the only thing that I could maybe think of is, I don't know if he thought I overstayed my welcome. Like after breakfast, he didn't say that he wanted me to stay, but it really felt like he did. And the more I thought about it, I started to wonder if maybe he was just being nice. I mean, I feel like if he wanted you to leave, he could have been like, oh, I got to go run errands.

Like, who's nice seeing you? That is always so awkward. I never know how to tell people to leave. I don't. I used to just go, I got stuff to do. The casual guy responds. So I got stuff to do. You can hang out if you want.

Most of the time they say no, one time they said yes. Yeah, exactly. That backfired. You're like, note yourself, don't say that again. Did he give you that option? Did he say you could stay if you want, anything like that? No. just like kept on offering other things we could do.

Oh, yeah. Kelsey is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Nate. So we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her. But first, Kelsey, just break down your date for us real quick one more time. Yeah. So I had like a casual run-in with a guy at a bar with my son. We spent the night together. One thing led to another.

And I was going to leave in the morning. Then he offered to make me breakfast. It made me this beautiful breakfast. And we ended up spending like almost 24 hours together. and having this incredible day. And now I've texted him twice, and he has not texted me back. It has been a full week. Okay.

So weird. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Are you ready for us to call him? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Hi, may I speak to Nate, please?

This is him? Nate, how are you? This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Hi, Nate. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal.

How are you? Hello. I'm okay. How are you guys? Good. Have you? Have you ever listened to the show before? I think I have heard you guys before, yeah.

Oh, sweet. All right, cool. Well, guess what, Nate? Somebody emailed us about you. Okay. We do a segment on our show and it's called the first date follow-up. So that's wherever you go on on a date with somebody and then you ghost them, that person can email us to give you a call and ask why you're ghosting them. So somebody that you're ghosting emailed us.

Got it. Yeah. I think I have an idea who that might be. Okay. Who do you think it is? Is it Kelsey by chance? Yes, it is. Kelsey, she told us all about your date.

It sounded awesome. Oh, my gosh. You need breakfast and everything. Yeah. It was kind of an awesome day date slash breakfast date. Yeah. Tell us why you're ghosting her. Yeah, I kind of.

Look, Kelsey's awesome. She really is. I wasn't faking anything. She's funny, beautiful. really smart, easy to talk to. But the thing is, I've been kind of going through a whole bunch of stuff lately. So, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay. If you don't mind sharing, like what kind of stuff? Yeah, that's, okay. So I lost my job recently and I'm having to make plans to move back in with my parents to save money. Okay. So, yeah, that's kind of going on right now. and I feel like a giant loser.

So, yeah, I basically didn't think I was in a position to date someone like her with the financial mess that I'm in right now. Okay, so you didn't ghost her because you didn't like her. You ghosted her because. You like her. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, definitely. I like her a lot.

I don't know. It's just a weird conversation. Like, I don't know how to really broach that subject. Hey, nice to meet you. I got fired and I have to go sleep in my childhood bedroom again. That sounds perfect. I think the way you said that was perfect. I've been there, honestly.

But sometimes you have to give people an opportunity to show you who they are, you know? I mean, I know that it's kind of uncomfortable, especially since you just met her, but it sounds like you guys had an amazing time and connection. I just feel like, you know, a conversation could have or could be worth it for you. You're probably right. Everything's just kind of happening all at once. So it's a lot. It's a little heavy.

That's all. It just feels heavy. Okay. Well, the conversation could happen because she's actually on the floor. phone and wants to talk to you. Okay. All right. Hello.

Hi, Chelsea. I'm so confused. Hi, you're ghosting me because you lost your job? Like, you didn't think I could handle that? It's not that I don't think you can handle it. It's more just I don't want to drag you into my problems right now. You know, we just met. I'm not some delicate flower, Nate.

I'm the kind of woman who stands up for her guy and, like, helps him get back on his seat. You should have. told me. That's really sweet of you to say that. And I don't even know if I need outside help yet, Kelsey. I'm still kind of like figuring it all out. Like I said, it just happened. And I know I'm a catch.

I still like myself. It's not like that. But yeah, I didn't think you'd want to date me. You know, you like nice things. You deserve nice things. Fine.

And you'll give me all of that when you're back on your feet, I guess. Okay. Well, yeah, I just don't want to feel pressured, like, like while I'm trying to get stuff to get. I just need a genuine reset right now. So as long as you know that's what's going on. That's fair.

Yeah, I'll meet you where you are. Kelsey, you're okay with his situation? Yeah. Yeah, he's a human being. Life happens. For sure, but do you think that puts pressure on a new relationship in the beginning? I guess so, but I think also if, you know, this went anywhere and it is early, it would make us really strong together to have gone through this so early on.

Good point. Call me a hopeless romantic, but that's how I feel about it. Nate, you think your mom would like Kelsey? Yeah, I definitely think so. I mean, everything she's saying is incredibly sweet and understanding. So I didn't know you would take it like that, to be honest with you. That's incredibly sweet. I feel like you underestimated me a little bit.

I guess I did. I think I did. Well, Nate, would you like to go on another date with Kelsey? We'll pay for it because probably have to. Yeah. It happens to everybody, though. It happens to everybody. You'll get back on your feet.

That was really funny. Yes, I do want to go on a second date. Let's just try to take it slow, though. I don't want to feel like I have to fix everything, you know, right away. But yeah, thank you guys. Cool. Congratulations, Kelsey. You got another date. And Nate, congratulations to you too.

Thank you, guys. I'm excited. Good to see you. Yeah, me too. But just know that from now on, if we do stuff, it has to be at your place because my mom will get pretty mad. Yeah, we can do that. Joubles' first date follow-up. Getting ready for a game means being ready for anything.

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Listen to On Purpose with Jay Chetty on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I went to a wedding once and the bride's parents were giving a speech and included a note about the groom. It says you weren't who we were envisioned for our daughter. But you have children together, so I guess we have to be fine with it. It's a text message we got in at 41061 because there's a trend of wedding planners. That's terrible. And photographers sharing the moments they knew a wedding was doomed. Have you ever been to a wedding like that?

Texted it in 41061. and we'll go over some of them right now. One wedding photographer said that they were out of wedding and right before the ceremony, people noticed a woman in the front row crying uncontrollably. It turns out it was the groom's ex.

Oh, what? And the reason she was there was because the groom invited her because he said he wanted closure. The bride found out about two minutes before walking down the aisle. He did that. Okay, but that is the ex's fault for showing up.

He wanted closure and you showed up to his wedding. Oh, he's saying he wanted closure from the bride? No, from the ex. He invited this. That was his closure to be like, look, I'm married now. Okay, that's messed up. He shouldn't have showed up. He shouldn't invited her.

No, he should. He's the issue. But the girl showed up just to cry. She broke her own heart by being there. That's what I'm thinking about. Another wedding planner said they were at a wedding, and the bride stopped the ceremony mid-vows. Right when the officiant asked, do you take this man?

The bride paused and then said, wait, I just remembered something. And then she turned to the groom and said, did you ever tell me why that girl was texting you at 3 a.m. last week. 150 people sat there holding their breath. Yeah. That's all bad. That's the way to do it, though. I'm not throw you under the bus. I'm going to throw you under the bus in front of all the people we love.

My ex-wife and I make jokes all the time about the fact that we got married on April Fool's Day. And that that was the first sign that we did that. And we read out of the cat and the hat. and like we had like this whole like friend was marrying us it was all customized and funny and we're like now we look back at it and we laugh about it we're like yeah that was probably a good sign that it wasn't going to last it was an expensive joke yeah exactly my mom and my my grandparents were not pleased somebody said they went to a wedding once they texted in at 41061 and the bride's dad got up and was drunk and said she can do better but i guess i'm happy for her

Cheers Cheers At one wedding A photographer said that the ring bearer was up And accidentally there was a microphone On the ring bearer And the wedding efficient

Accidentally left the mic Oh sorry The wedding efficient accidentally left the microphone on When the ring bearer walked up And the little kid grabbed the mic And said, mom said this is a bad idea Straight from the mouth of base They say the darned

They speak truth way too often. That's so funny. You have to be careful who hears it. I was at a wedding where I was the bridesmaid. And the bride was the one that was having cold feet. Nobody knew, but I knew that this marriage wasn't going to last because she pulled me aside the night before the wedding while she held a bottle in her hand.

Mind you, her father had rented out like an island for this party. So we are in a secluded island. She looks to me and she's like, I don't want to get married. Oh, wow. I don't even want to get married. I don't want to do this. And I'm sitting with her and I'm like, okay. So let's not, what do we do?

She woke up the next day and got married. Nina, that's when you go. You get a boat and you say, I got it pulled back, sweetheart. Let's go. We're getting out of here. I tried. Her sister ended up intervening and then just asked me, are they married today?

No. Yeah, for sure. That's crazy. I know it was really sad, actually. I know a lot of people get cold feet and stuff like that, but that's nuts. No, it was really sad. She knew from that moment on that she didn't want to marry that guy.

There's a trend of wedding photographers and wedding planners sharing the moments they knew a wedding was doomed. One said that the groom's best man went off script. And he started his speech by saying, I've known Mike a long time and honestly never thought he'd settled down. And then he paused and added mostly because of the cheating stuff. Oh, not making it better, bro. They said you could all hear all the forks hit the plates at the same time in the room.

He was a mouse like, what? Shut up. No more drinks for him. Well, the bride could be like, thank you for finally telling me. Probably should have done that before we got married. Someone else said they knew a wedding was doomed When the couple During halfway through their first dance

The groom whispered something to the bride And then they stopped dancing And suddenly very loudly She said then why did you invite her? Oh And the full room of guests Just kind of danced away from them And they started arguing

Before the fists start flying Oh X's and side pieces at weddings is not a good call Why do you invite your side pieces? I don't understand that either I got the white You know you have a relate have a prior history with somebody, why are they there?

That's mean. What? Not you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, why? I'm protecting the safety of the marriage. Yeah, yeah, I know. One wedding planner said they were at a wedding that they had put together.

And during the reception, the bride suddenly got a phone call. She answered, listened for about 10 seconds, and then slowly turned to the groom and said, who's Tiffany? Oh, this is a nightmare. We're laughing. How devastating. I just would love to.

to be at one of those weddings though. Every wedding I've been pretty normal. They also would be like, whoa, this is great. Somebody invited you to a fun wedding where people love you and break up. There's some free food here. Give myself another plate and watch the show. Jules in the corner, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Popcorn.

When's the drink in the crash? Let's go. Another wedding planner said that during the vows, one wedding that they put together, the groom said, I promise to love you forever, Jessica. and the bride's name was Ashley Not the right time You make Say the wrong name

Pouring some out for the homie right now Give us three minutes And we'll give you everything you need to know for the day Brought you by Muckleshoot Mingo and Auburn Your home from a shingo It's time for Nina's what's trending There's a brand new sake that is trending big time So if that's your jam

This is kind of exciting It's trending though because of where it was brewed I'll tell you where it was brood And we can think about what What's sake? Sorry Is that like a sake bomb? Like sake yeah

Yeah, it's a rice wine. Yeah. Is that what that is? Interesting. I never knew what I was drinking, but, oh, sorry. It is delicious. It works. Yeah.

I love sake bomb. Yes. So we'll get to that. But first, this story is really interesting and not so much about who it happened to, but the fact that it's even possible. So a journalist just revealed in a retail confessions newsletter that Armeys turned away Northwest for wanting to buy a mini Kelly bag. So if you don't know.

Those those Birkin bags? Mm-hmm. So, like, the Kelly bag is like, ah. But Kanye and Kim went in there to try to get Northwest a mini one because she was young, but Hermes didn't want her to have it. So this whole article is so interesting because the person that she's talking to used to work at the boutique, and they had to run it all the way up to the top because this bag is so prestigious. They have to talk to, like, corporate or PR or whatever, because whoever's carrying it is going to be.

It's very hard to get one of those bags, right? Yes, because they'll be photographed. with it. And so they only want certain people photographed with their bag. I'm paying attention to it because one of the dudes is the dude that won traitors this year got the person that like he beat at the end a Birkenbag because like he like he like, he like she deserved it. He got over on her.

I had no idea what you're talking about. He did her so dirty. There's a show Traders. Oh, okay. It's a very good show. But these celebrities like they live in a house together and there's like a couple traders and then the traders slowly kill people off and you have to see if you can figure out who the trader is.

But the guy who won Rob. this is the guy who won this year. Yeah. But he did her so dirty. Like she trusted him so much. And at the end he'd be like, I'm a traitor and he won the game. And she was the last one there basically. She was so strong.

And she was like so trusting of him. It was like a deer in headlights and he just shot her right in the head basically. Sounds like real life. Yeah. The video is, I was like, oh, that sucks. But he got her a burkin bag to say sorry. Yeah. Oh, he did?

Yeah, he did. Oh, so they let him have one. Yeah. Well, they're very expensive also. But yeah, it's just interesting that they can control who carries. them. That's crazy. It's like normally my money's not good here. My $100,000 isn't good.

Yeah. Just being a celebrity generally, they're just like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I guess they don't give him to everybody. I was trying to figure out, like I was reading about how he got her one. Lisa Rennah, that's the housewife, she was able to hook him up with reference. I don't know. Oh, wait, really? Yeah.

I like her. She's funny. Wow, that's kind of cool. Now that's a new mission. To try to get a burkin bag? Girl, those are so expensive. Like, you could spend their money. Did I say I was going to buy it?

Oh, so true. Okay. It just could be a mission in life before I and put in the ground. So have a burkin. Okay, but let's talk about this first. There's this competition in England that was just held. It's the annual wife carrying race. What?

Wife carrying? I'm just thinking of, like, you know, the potato sacks. Like, they have those different types of relays. But this one in particular is you just carry. carry your wife. You have to carry your wife up a hill. So you go up a steep hill and whoever gets to the top first wins. So the couple that won clocked their time at one minute and 45 seconds. And they were from Finland. So the Finland couple was able to carry their wives. I just, and this is not a weight thing. But how do you make it an even playing field? Like if somebody's wife is tiny, like if somebody was carrying Victoria, like your husband, Victoria, you're 5-0. I'm 5-8. It does make sense. You know, my husband, it would be like, she's taller. There should be parameters. I mean, like in fighting, you know, you can't fight somebody who's out of your weight class.

Right. Like, if somebody weighs 100 pounds versus 150 pounds, that's a lot. Yeah. You know. It's not fat-shaming. It's just like, yeah. Yeah, I was just curious. Or it's just like, no, you're the husband.

You're supposed to make sure you have the muscles to carry your wife no matter how big or small or her size. House is burning down. You got to carry her out. I mean, you know what? You know what? You are training to make sure you can carry your wife up a hill. Yeah. She got to cut weight.

Yeah. And it's a competition to where the people who are... And then she'll cut you when you tell her that. The people who are entering the competition are trying to win, so they're obviously not going to go into it with the math ain't math. I used to wrestle in high school. We have to cut weight. So we'd be in the back of like an SUV on the way to meet with the heat all the way on

and trash bags doing push-ups in the back. That's probably what the wives are doing. So we get that water weight off, you know? Do you imagine trying to tell her that? No, I'm thinking about it the other way now. Victoria made a really good point. If you're the husband, it's your responsibility. Period.

So you're the one training to carry this amount of weight. If you can't, then we're not. Yeah, and that's it. That looks way more time. I got it. This girl, smart. Peter, relax it is before. Everything out.

As light as possible. Sliding in laxiness into the dinner. Side note, this is really terrible. I was preparing for a trip. Have you ever rubbed yourself in hemorrhoid cream? I'm sorry. I'm glad you had an additive to that. Preparation H.

So somebody told me once, if you wanted to get small fast, wrap yourself in saran wrap and Preparation H all over your body because it shrinks you. So I put all of this on and it was the most uncomfortable thing I've ever done. You wrapped yourself in saran wrap? And preparation. And preparation H. What did it feel like? Tingly and itchy. I had a fan on me and I had like three layers of clothes.

Is this the first time you've talked to anybody about it? No. Oh, okay. Well, because also people would come over and I had all of this preparation eight. And they're like, my sink. And they're like, talk about your fiber intake.

What are we doing with all this preparation age, Nina? No, it was for something else. I didn't make it through the entire night, but I tried.

So it just reminded me of that. I don't recommend it. Lastly, this may be a move, though. So there is sake that is trending big time because it's the world's first batch of sake

brewed in space. It's made his way back down to Earth. It was produced aboard the international space station inside Japan's Kibo Experiment module, which was set up to simulate lunar gravity. So the ingredients and designed

the brewing device did all of the stuff up there. Does it say how much it costs? That's dope. It says that it was pressed into a single 100 milliliter bottle. It's called Desai Moon. Yeah, but it's sold to a buyer for $700,000.

I'm sorry. Why? Like, what would you do with that? You're going to drink it at some point, and if not, it's just going to sit in there. I think when you're spending that kind of money, you have that kind of money to spend on things like this. You actually just buy it and put it on the shelf and tell people about it. Every one of those, though, where you drink a lot before and then you're like, let's open that up and try it. And then you wake up the next morning, you're like, oh, my God. I just drink on the $700,000 bottle.

And I don't even remember if it was good or not. But the proceeds did go to the Japanese space development program. That's good. That's bad. And that is what's trending. Jubils. Dirty little secret. You have a dirty little secret?

Oh, my God. Sure do. So, uh, I work in an industry. I do a lot of wholesale work in large grocery stores. Okay. And I have one store manager or a department manager. She always been a really friendly with me. And I, I'm, I'm one of those guys.

I'm oblivious of stuff. You know, women hitting on me. She was right over my head. Okay. So one day, I, you know, her not talking about a product. She's like, well, Let's go in my office. Let's check this out.

And I was like, okay, all right, cool. You also starts looking everything up. And should I come around to the side of the desk? And let's see. I want to show you what I'm looking at. Well, she told me that side of the desk and then pulled me onto the desk. Oh. She put you onto the desk?

Sounds like you needed that. Yeah. It was a rather sultry time, shall we say. Wow. Okay. Okay. So now I get to go on that store every week and you occasionally have a little fun time on the side. But so you go inside that store every week and have a nice little talk. A little checking out the produce.

Oh, so it keeps happening. Yes. Oh, congrats. Yeah. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. No problem. You guys have a great one. You do.

Wow, you should take her on a date, though. She lives about two hours away from me. And two hours away, just kind of, yeah, one of my things is that distance. All right. All right. See you. Thank you, man. Bye.

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