First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Gassed up all night in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Mark is not getting a reply after a week! The girl was passing a lot of gas throughout the date, was she too embarrassed to respond?Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Jubal Show on demand. First date follow-up. Time for your first date follow-up. And today, Mark is on the phone, and Mark's not getting a call back from Nat. What's up, Mark? How are you? What's up?

What's up, man? Before we get into your date, Mark, how long has it been since your date? Well, man, it's been about a week. Okay. And I've been texting her, and I haven't got a reply from her. You haven't got any reply in a week. How many times have you texted her? I haven't texted her like two times. And she hasn't responded to either.

Well, first tell us what you guys did for your date. Well, we went to dinner, took out the Rue Chris, and then we went up to a drive-thru movie, and we saw an old, they just had an old flick plan, I think it was B-Witch. They had a B-Witch plan, and so we went to the drive-thru after dinner, and, you know, just

talked, and watched B-Witch. Okay. I like that. And did it seem like you guys got along? Like, why do you think she's not calling you back? Okay, man. I think what it was, you know, throughout the day, she was passing gas a lot. What?

Oh, my God. Yeah, man. It was a lot of gas everywhere. Everywhere. She's gassy. From the time that I picked her up, by the time we got to the restaurant, it was the first time it happened. And I played it off.

I thought that maybe it was outside. You know, maybe the outside air was a little funky. But it wasn't. It was your date. You know, we sat down at the table and I smelled it again. Oh, no. Okay again. Oh no. Okay. Then I'm thinking, now I'm

looking around at my shoes, hoping I didn't step in anything. You can tell the difference between dog poo. I kindly asked her, you know, do you smell that? She just had a look on her face. Oh no. And from the look, I could kind of tell. Okay. you smell that? And she just had a, you know,

she had a look on her face. Oh no. And from the look, I could kind of tell. Okay. And so she told me, she was like, I don't feel well. And I,

you know, I'm kind of having gas. At first, it threw me off. Oh no. I let it slide at the restaurant. Yeah. But we got back in the car

at the drive-thru movie. And it was all night. Oh, in the car? In the car. I had to open the window. Goodness. Okay. And you want to call her back for a second date still, even with all that.

Everybody has gas. That's true. Yeah, she's beautiful. Beautiful woman. I understand that, you know, you get sick sometimes. Okay. Do I wish we would have, you know, moved the date to another day? Yeah.

You know, I just want to see where this can go. Alright, so you want us to try and call and get you another date and you think that she's not calling you back because she had gas? Like maybe, what? She's embarrassed of that or something? Probably. I think something probably you know that was our first date you know that's

kind of embarrassing to have gas on your first date so bad that you have to admit it like she didn't have a choice you know what I did when somebody was farting around me one time what'd you do okay I was on an airplane and I'm sure everybody else was getting sick of it too so after like I don't know two

hours on this plane of you know, every three minutes smelling this terrible, you know, airplane fart smell. I was like, who's farting? And guess what? We didn't smell it again. Nope. And the person that we think was doing it was very, he sat very straight up. Right behind us. Very tight.

I think he had to keep it tight. Yeah. Just go to the bathroom, right? Yeah. Yeah. So you liked her a lot. Obviously, you guys thought you got along. I can understand why she wouldn't be calling you back if that is the reason, which I would imagine it would be.

If I went out on a date and I couldn't stop passing gas so much that my date was like, who's farting? And I had to be like, that's me. I've been farting this whole time and I'm sorry. I would probably be embarrassed to not want to call you back either. So we'll give her a call see if that is the reason she's not calling you back and try to get you another date when she does not have gas. Okay? Alright man, that'll work.

Let's do it. Play a song, come back and then call her right after this. Your first date follow up. In the middle of today's first date follow up and if you're just joining us, Mark is on the phone and Mark went out with a girl named Nat. They went to dinner and then to a drive-in movie to watch bewitched that sounds fun it was fun it was so much fun that nat couldn't stop farting so mark he smelled gas the whole time and he thought maybe he stepped in something and then

he finally had to ask his date nat if she smelled something and she admitted that it was her and her stomach was upset and she'd been farting the whole time on their date. And now she's not calling him back. It's been a week. He's reached out to her a couple of times and nothing. And he thinks the reason he's not getting a call back is because she's embarrassed because she could not stop farting on her date, which would be understandable. Speed up.

He's a better man than me. I'll tell you that. Yeah. So we're about to call him right now or call Nat right now and see if that is the reason she's not calling him back and see if we can get Mark another date. Alright, Mark. Are you ready to call her? Yeah, man. I'm ready to call her. Okay, here we go.

Hello? Hi, may I speak to Nat, please? This is Pete. Hey, Nat, how are you? This is The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubal. My name is Alex.

And I'm Christian Gray Snow. And how are you? Oh, I'm good. Have you heard the show before? Do you know what it is? No, but it's just weird that you're like, hey, I'm from radio and it's these three people. It's like a bum rush, but okay. It's exciting, right?

Wow, you didn't know your day was going to start off like this, did you? No. Kind of like how you wake up and your stomach's upset. You're like, man, I didn't know my day was going to start off like this. So did I win something? Maybe. We're not sure, actually. A segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up,

that's where if you go out on a date with somebody and you don't call them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why. And we got an email about you from a guy named Mark. Oh, so Mark is just soliciting my number. Cool. All right. What? Kind of, yeah.

He gave us your number. He asked us to call you because you haven't been calling him back. And so we want to ask you why you don't want to call Mark back. Why are you ghosting him? All right. That's weird.

But yeah, go ahead. Well, Mark thinks the reason you're not calling him back is because he told us about the gas. He told us about how your stomach was upset. Good for you for admitting it. I don't know if I would have. I would have blamed it on everybody around me. Exactly.

Even the person I was on the table with. Like a normal person would do. I'm not farting. You're farting. Wow. It's not me. I don't know. Did you smell that?

Yeah. It's funny. Like when someone farts and it's them, they'll be't know it wasn't me i have no idea but then when it's not them like right it stinks ew who is that so i i can understand why you wouldn't be calling him back that would be embarrassing i don't know if it was but that's the reason he thinks you're not calling him back is it um no actually i mean everybody has gas right yeah so that isn't the reason so what is the reason well the reason i haven't been answering his text is because we were having a conversation about comedy and he said that he didn't like Dave Chappelle.

And Dave Chappelle is one of my favorite comedians. And it's like a deal breaker for me. So I was just like, ooh. So he went on a date with you. And you had uncontrollable gas. Sorry for laughing. And that's not the reason that you're not coming back isn't because of that. But he wants to go out with you again when you had this problem on the date.

And you don't want to go out with him because he doesn't like Dave Chappelle. That's it? Basically, I mean, I was quoting a lot of stuff from Chappelle's show. I was talking about Tyrone Bigum. He didn't know who he was. And like the, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon. You know, go get me some breast milk from a Cambodian woman in Brooklyn. Like all the, all the funny things.

He had no idea what I was talking about. Okay. And yeah, it was a turnoff. Now question for you just on the fact that this guy is willing to go on a second date with you, despite the fact that you were farting the entire time, can you not get over the fact that maybe he doesn't like Dave Chappelle? Absolutely not. Okay. Forget I asked.

Well, he is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. I should have told you that. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. We forgot to tell you. You guys are the worst. Hey, Mark. Dave Chappelle.

I mean, he's an okay comedian, but he's not that he's no Richard Pryor. Oh. I mean, I know that he learned from Richard Pryor. I love Richard Pryor, too, but if you knew anything about comedy, you would know that since Richard's passing and after Eddie Murphy, Dave is the GOAT right now. How do you not know that?

Kevin Hart is the GOAT. What are you talking about? Oh my God. Never go like that. I told you that at dinner. This conversation is going to be... Kevin doesn't have a funny bone in his spine.

Never go like that. Show me how you're believing that Dave is the GOAT. Show me how you're believing. They're very short. And they're very short. This would actually be a terrible couple. Could you imagine the fights? He doesn't even have his own big special. Are you kidding me? Netflix is the only thing you can get.

Kevin Hart sold out a football arena. What is going on? Winner of the night time has been sold out a football arena. I don't care about football. And Kevin, Kevin is a football arena. What is going on? When did I tell him I sold out a football arena? I don't care about football and Kevin. Kevin is a football. Never tell me. Why is a football? You not liking Dave Chappelle is going to ruin a lot of things in your life.

What? Nobody likes Dave Chappelle. Have you not seen him lose lately? You mean to tell me I put out with all that gas and you won't talk to me over Dave Chappelle? Congratulations. How bad of a smell was her farce on a scale of one to ten? Oh, they were solid.

So you know they were dead. They were the ones you don't hear. They just smack you in your face. It was enough to make me call. And I hope it works you up to the point that you are wrong about everything. He said he was coughing. Okay. Those gas smell as worse as Dave Chappelle jokes.

Wow. Oh, my God. I cannot go out with this guy. Okay, well let me ask you the question officially then. Nat, would you like to go out with Mark again on a second date? We'll pay for it. No, absolutely not. No.

If we went to a Chappelle show, would you go? Not with you. Aww. Alright, well good, you two. She'd probably just fart the whole time anyway. We went out. You'd probably be funky anyway. Funky.

Yeah. If I be another funk bomb. So I have enough of Bree for you this time. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question.

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