First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Gerardo & August: No Pants, No Second Chance? 👀🩳

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

On this episode of First Date Follow Up from The Jubal Show, Gerardo thought he planned the perfect romantic weekend — horseback riding, wine tasting, cozy couch time, and what he believed were all the right vibes. So why has August been ghosting him for three weeks? Was it something he said… something he did… or something he wore? 😬 When August finally reveals the real reason she disappeared, it’s a hilariously awkward twist no one saw coming. This episode is packed with dating drama, ghosting confessions, relationship red flags, and laugh-out-loud moments you won’t want to miss. Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your back! On First Date Follow Up, we track down the person who disappeared to get the real reason why. Awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright shocking—First Date Follow Up delivers the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. Will there be a second date or just secondhand embarrassment? Subscribe to The Jubal Show's First Date Follow Up and find out! ➡︎ Get on The Jubal Show with your story - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow  YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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today for a first date follow-up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named August. So in a second, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting in. But first, we have to hear about the date. Dorado, sorry you're getting ghosted, man. How long has it been since you talked to August? Yeah, no, thank you. It's been three weeks now and I haven't heard anything. I've sexed out four times.

Oh. It's like a long time. Yeah, I'm sorry. That doesn't feel good. Yeah, I've actually got one of them in front of me. I wrote, hey, I don't want to bother you. you, but I'll be honest. I really liked you and would love to see you again.

And if you don't, I accept that. But could you please just let me know? Oh, okay. And I've still got nothing. And yeah, I feel like that's a, I feel like that's cool, right? You know? Yeah, like you give her the opportunity to be like, yeah, I don't want to see you again. No hard feelings.

Well, you're just straight forward with what you need. Well, tell us about the date. The date was like the best date of my life, I feel like. So Augustine told me that she has always wanted to go a horseback crank. She just kind of like brought it up in conversation once. And so I booked a horse ride for us to go on. And it included romantic wine tasting. And I like guys, when I saw her on the horse, she was like movie beautiful, you know?

Yeah. And I'm just like, and I'm bummed because I feel like she's the type of girl. that I could really see being with, like, long-term. And I'm just confused because after the date, like we spent the whole weekend together. She stayed over the night. Oh. The next day, we hung out at home all day,

snuggled on the couch, we watched Netflix, ordered dinner. Oh, wow. And spent the night together again, you know? That's cute. Like, it was very romantic. And in the morning, she left, and she still seemed in.

to me. So I don't know what's going on. How did you guys leave it when she left? She's like, okay, we'll do this again soon or just? Like, I was getting all positive vibes. Like, I keep replaying that to be like, did it seem awkward or something like that? Like, I don't, I don't know. I don't think so. I mean, okay, my theory is she might be ghosting me because during the day when she was staying over, one of my friends stopped by. And he came in for a while and he was. was like, you know, talking about the bus.

It was cool. And he was telling her stories. And one of the stories he told her was about this summer where I documented every fart that I had. And I put it on YouTube as a fart, funernery. I'm sorry. What? What? You made a little fartumentary and put it on YouTube.

I mean, I might go see over that, too. I'm not going to lie. You documented every fart for a whole year. Why? Every fart for a year. For a whole year, I documented every fart. And then, yeah, I put it together in documentary. I love it, man.

I want to watch it. Give me the late. Dude, like, you would, Jewel. I bet it's good. It's good. It's like, you know, like, it's better than it's down. And I did take it down a while ago just for, like, not. Oh, dang.

Because I made it when I was high school. All right. I, listen, I didn't, I didn't want to, like, genuinely. Like, I felt like enough people told me I had to take it down, but I was like, this is a master's, this is cinematic. Wow. Okay. No.

Well, I mean, maybe that is the reason she's ghosting. Maybe grossed out. Like, that's the only thing I can think of. Gerardo is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named August. So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first, Gerardo, why don't you break down your situation for us again real quick? Yeah, yeah. Basically, I went on an amazing date with this woman.

We spent the whole weekend together. She stayed over. and it all seemed good and she left, but she's, he's been completely ghosting me. And the only reason I can think is because my buddy came over when she was spent in the weekend with me, and he told her about my fart,

umedary, was a documentary about the parts that I did for a year. I brought that up, and that's the only thing I could think that might be grossed out, but that documentary is very good. How long was that documentary? Like, I feel like I kind of need to know.

It's like, it's 44 minutes. Four. That's sweet. What? It's like a breakdown of the fart. Like there's an intro. I'd like documental of a part of it. It's like a legit documentary.

Dude, that's cool, man. I really do want to see this. You guys can exchange numbers after the show. I'm imagining like David Attenborough. Yeah. Impressive, man. I mean, hey, if you were going on a day with me, I would be impressed by that.

I'd be like, yeah, I would think it was very, very, very extraordinary that you did that. He said extraordinary. Thank you. All right. Here we go. I'm going to dial her phone over right now, okay? All right. All right.

Here we go. Hello. Hi, man. Speak to August, please. Hello? Hello? This is she. Oh, hey.

How are you? This is a radio show called The Jubal Show. Hi, August. I'm Nina. Hi, I am Victoria. Oh, my name is Jubal. Oh, hi. Oh, hi, everybody.

Hi. Hey. Have you ever listened to the show before? Yeah, actually, I have. Oh, cool. Okay. Well, thank you very much. And we're calling you today because I don't know if you've heard the first date follow-up segment before. That's where if you get ghosted by somebody, they can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email from somebody about you. Oh. Oh. Do you know who might email us to find out why you're ghosting them? Yeah, I have an idea.

Who do you think it is? I went on a date with this guy named Gerardo. Yes, it is Gerardo. He says it's been three weeks since you guys talked. He thought it was like the best date of his life. And you guys spent the whole weekend together. And he doesn't know why you're ghosting him. Would you mind telling us?

I mean, yeah, I'll tell you. I um so we spent the weekend with him and um I mean the date itself was great and everything was cool and then um he uh like wake up and he's hanging out watching TV in his like this big t-shirt and just his undies and um i was like okay you know cool that's cool i guess and then and then that was how he stayed the whole the whole day in t-shirt and undies is it like undies or boxers like undies like they're smaller than mine like oh tidy whitey that they weren't i guess they weren't white i don't know they were so big t-shirt and undies teacher like porky pig in it yeah

okay so he was porky pigging it all weekend it was just like I was hanging out with my grandma in a 90 90 like it just I was just like you know I mean I want to hang out with my you know my sexy boyfriend I'm dating and I just it was not sexy at all it was just we're going to braid each other's hair and talk about boys.

It's just, like I felt like I was hanging out with a girlfriend. Because he's just a big huge t-shirt. Like some some dude came over to visit him and he stayed like that. He said his friend came over and he was just chilling there with his big t-shirt and underwear

talking to his friend. Yeah, like that was how he had. I mean, like, I kept expect him to put on pants. Like, I guess, I don't know. I think he owns pants. He wore pants on the date, but then no pants. Wow.

Okay. Well, thank you for. Winnie the Poop. So, it's okay. Thank you for telling us. August, appreciate that. Also, I need to let you know that Gerardo is on the phone and wants to talk to you. I don't know what he's wearing right now, though.

Oh. Okay. Wow. That's for sure. I have to say, I'm just kind of relieved that it's not about the fart new menary. But at the same time, I'm like, this is crazy to me. This is a non-issue. Like, are you serious?

Like, I also thought that we were having a sexy weekend. Like, that's, those are my, that's my comfy. That's how you show it for the sexy weekend. Yeah, okay. Got it. Yeah. Are you serious? Like, yeah.

That's just like my lazy boy. Saturdays and like previous girlfriends that thought that was super sexy. You're lazy boy Saturdays. Did they? Did they did they really or did they just? Okay. Yeah. No. Uh-uh. You're done the work. I was like you're granny 90 like, uh, no, not sexy. Am I crazy?

Is this not like in romantic movies you get in your, in your, in your lazy boy Sundays, your lazy boy Saturdays and you hang out? with your girlfriend all weekend around the house? Like, if your girlfriend is wearing your sexy t-shirt, that's sexy. Not, not you wearing your 3XL. I made a part of a documentary t-shirt. I sound like I don't wear pants. I wear pants all week.

Sometimes the guy just wants to let his legs breathe a little bit. I mean, I get that. I mean, your friend came over and still no pants. just just quirky pigging it all weekend. That was just totally cool with you.

And I was just, I was so, okay. It's my boy. Like my boys know about my lazy boy Saturdays. Like that's not even a, it's never been an issue before.

He didn't even bring it up. Do you notice that? I didn't think it would be a point of conversation. I thought he thought it was weird too, but maybe not. Maybe that's your I'm not a whole

I'm out. I don't know, but I'm out. No. Well, are you sure? I guess would you like to go on another date with Dard or we'll pay for it? I don't

I don't think so. I think the lazy boy thing is just that's a deal breaker for me. What did you think of the documentary though? Like when you heard that? No, that totally made sense to me.

I could just see you there in your lazy boy T-shirt. And you lazy boy peonies having a weekend of it, document and farts. Totally sexy. Not. So gross. Joubles first date follow-up. Hi, it's Joe Interestine, host of the Spirit Daughter podcast, where we talk about astrology,

natal charts, and how to step into your most vibrant life. And today, I'm talking with my dear friend, Krista Williams. It can change you in the best way possible. Dance with the change, dance with the breakdowns. The embodiment of Pisces' intuition with Capricorn power moves. So I'm like delusionally proud of my chart. Listen to the Spirit Daughter podcast starting on February 24th on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcast.

I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season 2 podcast. This is a story about a horrendous lie that destroyed two families. Late one night, Bobby Gumpbright became the victim of a random crime. The perpetrator was sentenced to 99 years until a confession changed everything. I was a monster. Listen to Burden of Guilt Season 2 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On the Adventures of Curiosity Cove podcasts, when peanut butter disappears from school, Ella, Scout, and Layla launch a full detective. mission. Their search leads them back in time to meet a brilliant inventor whose curiosity

changed the world. And this Black History Month adventure, asking questions, thinking creatively, can lead to amazing discoveries. Listen to Adventures of Curiosity Cove every Monday from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What if mind control is real? If you could control the behavior of anybody around you, what kind of life would you have? Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy you? a car? When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings. Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you?

I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused. Can you get someone to join your cult? NLP was used on me to access my subconscious. Mind Games, a new podcast exploring NLP, aka Neurilingualistic Programming. Is it a self-help miracle, a shady hypnosis scam, or both? Listen to Mind Games on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.

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