First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - He almost hit a Home Run!

Episode Date: July 7, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Todd isn't getting a call back from a girl named Sally. He had a typical date with Sally, a dinner with drinks and he almost hit a home run but didn't have the right coverage for his bat!Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And now Sally is nowhere to be found. Todd, thank you for your email. Thank you for agreeing to do a First Date Follow-Up. Before we get into your date, where did you meet Sally? We met on Facebook. She sent me a friend request. Dude, it was crazy. As soon as I accepted it, we started talking.

So, you know, me personally, I was like, hey, God sent me an angel in my DMs. God sent me an angel from the heavens above. Sing it, girl. Okay. That was pretty good. That was. Yeah, it was, actually. On American Idol.

And how long has it been since you heard from your angel? Like two weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Two weeks. I mean, so we went on a date. We were talking for a couple of weeks, you know, and then boom, man, she literally just disappeared.

I mean, I don't know. I don't see her on Facebook anymore. I mean, it's crazy. I'm pretty sure she lives on campus, but I just, I haven't seen her either. So, like, I don't know what's the deal. I don't see her. Like, I tried to pull her up. I guess she deleted it.

I don't know. Or blocked. It's given block. I wonder why, though. What did you guys do for your date? We met downtown at a bar. We just had some appetizers and drinks and just chopped it up, you know, for a few. So, it's pretty chill.

How did you feel like the vibe went? Did you guys get along? It went crazy. I mean, it went good. She was awesome. Sally was awesome. I mean, she's literally everything. I mean, did I ever want a woman like, whoa, this is crazy.

I mean, she's smart, crazy, funny. She made me feel good. So she's everything you wanted in a woman except in real life now because you can't talk to her sorry that sounded harsh it is the truth though she's not calling you back so how did the date end okay so I mean I mean we ended up going to my house, had a few more drinks, and kind of hooked up. I almost hit a home run, you know? Almost.

So what did you do then with her? I couldn't find my Magnums, you know? I couldn't find my Magnums. Holy. Wow. Just right out of it. I couldn't believe it, man. I was literally so close.

If I had to use Magnums, I would always know where they are because they'd be on my coffee table so everybody could see them. You're like, yeah, those are Magnums. That's right. You need one? Oh, wait. Yeah, I mean, we had a great time. I mean, it was cool. I mean, it sucked.

I was just happy to be with her, though, honestly. So you guys didn't do anything because you didn't have protection? Yeah. All right. Pretty much. Okay. It's better to be safe than sorry. I mean, yeah.

I mean, that's the way I was thinking. So why do you think then she's ghosting you? Did you tell her that you needed Magnus? Maybe she's scared. She's like, I've never been with somebody who needed Magnus before. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, that could be it.

I don't know. But she didn't seem to care. I mean, in fact, it seemed like she was impressed, to be honest. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Maybe she felt I was too much of a gentleman. I don't know.

I thought I was just doing the right thing or something. I don't know. I don't know, man. It's weird, dude. I don't know. Maybe she felt I was too much of a gentleman. I don't know. I thought I was just doing the right thing or something. I don't know. I don't know, man. It's weird, dude. I don't know. All right. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. Is there anything awkward that you can think of at all?

Or like any part in the night where her vibe changed? It was a little awkward for a moment, but we moved on. The rest of the night was smooth. I mean, we like took a little nap and then I walked into her car and I mean,

I said I couldn't wait. I was like, you know, I can't wait to see her and see her again. So see you again. But, and she was cool with that.

We, we, we smile, had a small little kiss. She smiled. It was pretty cool. She seemed like genuine. All right.

Well, we'll play a song, come back and then call her and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back with your first date follow-up next. If you're just joining us for today's first date follow-up,

Todd is on the phone and Todd isn't getting a call back from a woman he went on a date with named Sally. He had a typical date with Sally, went out to dinner, some drinks, and he almost hit a home run

except he didn't have the proper cover for his bat. They went back to his house and he said hit a home run except he didn't have the proper cover for his bat. They went back to his house and he said they were about to hook up but he didn't have any coverage that is appropriate for him because he uses magnums. If you don't know what they are, big.

Google it. Or Google it, yeah. They didn't have anything to be safe to hook up so they didn't hook up but they still hung out, took a little nap, he walked her to her car and then they didn't hook up, but they still hung out, took a little nap. He walked her to her car and then they kissed and he said, I really had fun. Hope to see you later.

And she seemed like she wanted to see him again, but now she's not calling him back. So we're going to call her and see if we can figure it out. All right, Todd, you ready for us to call Sally and figure out why she's not getting back to you? Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to seal the deal. All right. Trying to S the D, huh? I'm trying to seal the deal. All right.

Trying to S the D, huh? S the D. Seal the deal. All right, here we go. I'm going to call it right now. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Sally, please? This is Sally. Who's speaking? Hi, Sally. This is Jubal Fresh. I host a show called The Jubal Show, and that's a radio show.

And I'm Alex Fresh, and I co-host The Jubal Show. It's a radio show called The Jubal Show, and I'm his wife. And I'm English Evan, and I co-host The Jubal Show. It's a radio show called The Jubal Show, and I'm not his wife. And I'm Christian Greystone. I'm the digital producer for a radio show called The Jubal Show, and I'm not his wife. And I'm Christian Greystone. I'm the digital producer for a radio show called The Jubal Show, and I'm also not Jubal's wife. Okay. Hi.

Hi. So have you heard of the show before? I have. Okay. Nice. Have you ever heard us do a segment on the show called A First Date Follow-Up? Yes. We do a segment called The First Date Follow-Up.

It's where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and find out why. And you seem like a smart person, Sally. So why do you think we're calling you right now? Oh my God. Are you serious right now?

Yes. You went on a date with a guy named Todd recently and you're not calling him back and he wants to know why. I mean, I don't know that I would call it a date but I do in fact know Todd. What on earth did he tell you?

Well, he said that he liked you a lot. He said actually you're everything that he would want in a woman. And he said you guys went out for dinner, drinks, went back to his place, and messed around a little bit there, and then that was it. That's the last he heard from you, and he wants to know why. He said he's trying to find you on Facebook, too, but he can't, because either you shut down your Facebook or you blocked him, probably blocked him.

Yeah, so girl, what happened? Yeah, I hella blocked him. Oh, no. What happened? uh yeah i i hella blocked him um oh no what happened i mean he seriously got in touch with a radio station to get in touch with me i don't even really like him well why don't you just then respond to him we really want to know what happened but yeah you can just respond and be like i'm not interested yeah um yeah i only even hung out with todd because i wanted to get back at his girlfriend what come on what his girlfriend oh my gosh you clearly need a lot of background on this guy there's a lot that he has not been telling you

give us the tea what okay guys that's sleazy like he's a creep oh really oh seemed like a nice guy but you never know why is he a creep oh so he seemed like a nice guy did he tell you when he talked about our date that he has a girlfriend no he didn't know that part out yeah he did not yeah he's been dating her for like two years and you knew this before going out with him or you know it now that is specifically why i went out with him okay i was all about seeing how far he'd go with me so that i could take it back to her and completely ruin their relationship what what jesus you want so you don't know todd from before though you just know that he's sleazy and cheats on his girlfriend so you talked to him on facebook went out with him saw how far he would go just so you could ruin his relationship yeah because he's dating a total okay so you don't like her either oh my gosh no she's she's

the main problem here she did the exact same thing to me oh it's a revenge story. You say when you were in high school, you're still on that? Look, she is the reason that me and my ex broke up. When I saw that she was dating Sleazy Todd and he accepted my friend request on Facebook, it was like, okay,

let's see how I can use this because I wanted to see how far he'd go. So more of the rose and a first date for you. Seriously. So did you ruin his relationship then? Did you tell his girlfriend that you guys were messing around? Not yet. I really want to do it in a way that is going to like ruin her life.

You know, it's all about timing, guys. Well, there's that saying, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Damn. So since high school, you've been thinking about getting her back. She gets a boyfriend, and then you hit him up, and now you're going to ruin their relationship. Look, I wouldn't say that I've been thinking about it for years. I'm not like a

criminal mastermind. I saw an opportunity, I took advantage, and now I have the tape. You have the tape? I mean, there might be a video. You filmed it? Hey, payback's a bitch, guys. You have the tape? I mean, there might be a video. You filmed it. Hey, payback's a bitch, guys. You cannot do that.

That's illegal, I think. No, I had my phone recording so you can hear us and you can hear him. Wow. I mean, I guess I know why you're not calling him back. And Todd's probably freaking out right now

because he is actually on the line listening and wants to talk to you or wanted to talk to you. He's on the phone now? Yeah. And Todd's probably freaking out right now because he is actually on the line listening and wants to talk to you or wanted to talk to you. He's on the phone now? Yeah. Sorry, I forgot to tell you. Man, I mean, I don't even know what to say, man. Are you serious right now?

Are you? Yeah. This whole, who's serious? I want to know. You left out a big part of your story, bro. I mean, man, mean man dude dude please you cannot send those photos i mean why would you do this i mean i i actually loved you come on please back up yeah it sounds like this could work out sally would you like to go on another another date with todd we'll pay for it um hell no there is a perfect place for cheaters in hell and um you know maybe todd can can call

the radio station back when his girlfriend gets the message sally please listen don't the photo please like come on sorry todd oh it's so tough Don't, don't. Oh, wait. The photo. Oh, poor Todd. So sorry, Todd. Oh, it's so tough. I mean, all the time we've been together. I don't think Sally's playing. I think she's. I know it's serious. I would be freaked out if I were you also shouldn't have cheated on your girlfriend.

You wouldn't be in this situation. We were having a break. It was a break period. It should be cool. I just want Sally. I don't even want to get back with my girlfriend. I want Sally. That is total bulls**t, Todd.

I literally just saw a picture that she posted of the two of you yesterday. Oh my gosh. She posted it, but we took it like weeks ago. He's still trying. Consider this first date follow-up done and let you guys handle this off the air. But update us.

Let us know how it goes. I can't wait to hear her. Seriously. The Jubal Show on demand. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will, too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. The Indicator is a podcast where daily economic news is about what matters to you. And we're guessing most days, that's money. Workers have been feeling the sting of inflation.

So as a new administration promises action on the cost of living, taxes, and home prices. The S&P 500 biggest post-election day spike ever. Follow all the big changes and what they mean for you. Make America affordable again. Listen to The Indicator from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get podcasts. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.

But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.