First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - He is going down under in this First Date Follow Up!
Episode Date: August 15, 2022First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Tyrone is on t...he phone for a First Date Follow Up and is not getting a call back from Nicole. It has been a few weeks since their first date and Tyrone thought they had a great time! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First date follow-up.
Tyrone is on the phone today for a first date follow-up.
He's not getting a call back from Nicole, and he has no idea why.
Tyrone, thank you for your email, man.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
I'm, you know, I'm doing all right, I guess, for what it's worth.
Before we get into your date and why you think you're not getting a call back,
tell us how long it's been since you went out with Nicole.
I'd say a few weeks.
A few weeks, like three?
Well, she really hasn't texted me in about two to three weeks, two and a half weeks.
Okay.
Quite a long time.
Well, what did you do on your date? And was it the only time that you guys went out?
Well, we kind of met at a party, which doesn't really count because I just talked to her a few times and really dug her.
And a mutual friend of ours, I asked her, hey, could you get me her digits?
And I'm a little shy sometimes, so whatever.
She gave me the number, and we kind of started texting back and forth for a few weeks.
And then we ended up going out, and it was, yeah, I guess that's why we're here today.
Not calling you back.
Yeah.
Well, what did you guys do on your date?
We started off, we went to dinner, which was really awesome it was like this italian restaurant or whatever and i thought we
had a really funny time and she's really good at like laughing along and playing along there was
this one time she actually like her hair kept dipping into her fettuccine like alfredo and i
was like hey and you know it was just really fun we got along when her hair dipped
into her pasta sauce i'm just going to check something and i should not have to check this
but i just feel the need to check it you didn't reach across the table grab her hair and then
lick it off of her hair did you no i didn't know i didn't do anything too creepy i mean i could see
that happening and then somebody coming on to do it as the first day follow-up going like, I don't know why they're not calling back.
It's like you licked food off of their hair.
You know? Yeah, right. Okay, good.
You didn't do that. That makes me proud of you.
Yeah, I know. It wasn't that romantic.
Okay.
But yeah, no.
Didn't do anything crazy like that.
So we're eating and everything
and we're about to leave and
she has a good sense of humor.
So I'm like, why don't we say it's your birthday and we'll get a free dessert.
And she was holding down.
And I was like, okay, cool.
So we did it.
And the waiter, they totally came out and sang happy birthday.
That's fun.
Especially if it's a place where they sing happy birthday to you.
It's fun to pretend that it's your birthday at those places.
Yeah, it totally is.
And it's probably the oldest trick in the book.
You know, whatever.
I guess they can't say, no, it's not your birthday, but check your ID.
But anyway, so we get to the point where it's like, oh crap, this movie's about to start, you know, and I'm thinking, okay, no ice cream.
Let's just, you know, blow out that candle and let's get out of here.
And so you want to take the brownie with you to the movie theater?
Yeah.
I thought it'd be a great idea to bring a brownie to the movie theater yeah i thought it'd be a great
idea to bring a brownie to the movie theater you know a little dessert for the flick that's nice
right it's better than probably what they have at the movie theater i agree yeah exactly i mean
come on you don't spend 20 on some gummy worms like but so yeah we end up um you know going to
the movie and you know eating the brownie.
And I just thought she was so cute.
She's got this really cute dimple.
And, like, she's got these beautiful brown eyes.
And I'm such, like, I'm so into brown eyes.
You're a sucker. You're a sucker.
Sucker for the brown eyes.
I'm a sucker for the brown-eyed girl, so.
I'd make sure to add this.
But I just, you know, opposite the track.
Whatever.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Whatever.
Did you kiss her or anything
at the end of the date?
We totally made out.
You did?
I mean, I drove her home.
Yeah, we made out.
It wasn't just like a peck.
Oh, that's cool.
You got the whole, like...
You know what I mean?
It was a little, like, marathon.
Right.
Okay.
I could have kissed her
all night long.
Okay. But now she's not. And it I could have kissed her all night long. Okay.
But now she's not.
And I probably could have turned into like an Australian kiss.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Maybe a French kiss.
Yeah.
I thought I knew it all.
I don't know about all that, but I had such a good time.
I would love an Australian kiss.
I bet you would.
All right.
You should try it. Yeah. Just would love an Australian kiss. I bet you would. All right. You should try it.
Yeah.
Just kidding.
Go down under.
Now it's awkward because I'm just thinking about the...
Brown eyed girl.
Shut up.
We'll play a song.
Come back.
Get your first day follow up right after this.
It's the Jubal show.
Right in the middle of your first day follow-up right after this. It's the Jubilee Show. Right in the middle of your first day follow-up,
if you're just joining us, Tyrone is on the phone.
Tyrone is on the phone.
I know. Every time something rhymes, I don't want to pay attention to it,
but then I have to say something.
And I'm so glad that you did, Alex,
because I was just like, I'm not going to say it,
and I'm like, I hope somebody does, I hope somebody does,
and you came through. So yes, Tyrone is on the phone.
But Tyrone is alone. What's up, Tyrone?
Who's alone on the phone?
Tyrone's at home alone on the phone.
It sounds like a
Dr. Seuss book.
Well, let's see if
we can get Tyrone unalone
on the phone.
Come on, please. And call Nicole.
All right, let's get it.
He went out with a girl named Nicole.
They went to dinner and a movie.
He thought everything went great.
They even made out a bunch after.
But now Tyrone is not getting a call back from Nicole.
And that is why Tyrone is at home alone on the phone.
So we're about to call Nicole and see if she'll tell us the reason that she is ghosting Tyrone
and see if we can get Tyrone another date.
Okay.
You ready, man?
Awesome.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Dial the phone number right now.
Hello?
Hey, may I speak to Nicole, please?
This is she.
Wonderful.
Who is this?
That's a good question.
And I've got an answer for you.
This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubal. And I'm his wife, Alex. And I've got an answer for you. This is the Jubal Show.
It's a radio show.
My name is Jubal.
And I'm his wife, Alex.
And I've got all the answers.
My wife just confirmed it.
Oh, I'm Chris.
Then I'm also good.
How can I help you?
Well, you can help us by talking to us a little bit about one of our listeners who emailed us.
That's a very clunky way to say it.
We had a listener that emailed us asking if we could call you and um that's probably still
confusing because i'm confused myself i'm like i don't know why i'm nervous yeah i don't know why
i'm nervous because i'm having trouble explaining what we're doing and i normally don't i've done
like a million of these but you went out on a date with somebody and then you ghosted them
so that person emailed us to get you on the phone and ask why,
why are you ghosting?
Okay.
It's kind of weird.
Are you ghosting right now?
I mean,
aren't we all?
I'm fine ghosting.
Yeah.
I mean,
I went out with someone recently and like,
we haven't really talked then.
Okay.
Well then why are you ghosting?
His name's Tyrone.
Is his name Tyrone,
the one you're talking about?
Uh, yes.
Okay.
Well, Tyrone emailed us
because he wants to ask you
the question
that we just asked you.
Why are you ghosting?
Should we change the name
of the segment
to Why Are You Ghosting?
I was thinking the same thing.
I like it.
I mean,
if I'm being completely honest,
I didn't like love some of the things that happened on the date.
Oh, okay.
I'd love to know why.
Yeah.
Or what?
He thought you had a good time.
Well, so, like, I mean, I guess, basically, just, the guy's cheap.
Cheap?
I was wondering, actually.
Oh, the dessert thing.
See, I thought it was him just being, like, cute.
I got the cheap vibes, actually. Okay, the dessert thing. I thought it was him just being like cute. I got the cheap vibes actually.
Okay, that makes sense. So are you talking
about the brownie that he took from the
restaurant? Well, oh, he said it was a birthday too.
He told you that? Yeah, he told us that he told
the restaurant it was your birthday so
that he could get a dessert from them
and then he took the brownie
to the movies with you guys so you guys could eat the brownie
in the movies, which I thought was a genius idea. I thought it was weird.
I could also see it being cheap,
so you took it as cheap?
Well, it's not just that,
but first of all,
I mean, yeah,
the birthday thing,
like, that was funny,
you know, whatever,
but, like, I didn't realize
he was getting it to go
so we could eat it
at the movie theater.
I thought that was
kind of weird.
I thought we were
going to eat it there.
I thought that would
be kind of funny.
It was just a brownie.
No, the homeboy,
like, he had a Ziploc baggie
with popcorn in it.
What?
He had what? He had a Ziploc baggie with popcorn in it. What? He had what?
He had a Ziploc baggie with popcorn in it.
Oh, no.
Who has better popcorn than the movie theater?
He didn't tell us that.
He just told us about the brownie.
I wouldn't tell people that either.
Okay.
When I go to the movie, like, I don't go to the movies often.
What I do, like, I just want some buttery movie theater popcorn.
Yeah.
So I end up having to, like,
buy it myself. Oh, hell no.
And then he was giving me a hard time telling me how
I shouldn't waste my money on it and stuff like that.
It just brought me the wrong way. Yeah.
So basically, you just don't want to
go see him again because he's cheap.
The other part was that he was on his phone
the entire night. What?
Like, at dinner, at the movie.
Like, I'm convinced that he was
on Tinder. He was working on his budget for
the week. Yeah, I was just gonna say.
Looking for deals? Looking for online coupons?
You think he was on Tinder? For real?
I do think he was, because, like, swiping left
and right. What?
Yeah, I don't, like, I don't, I'm not interested
in, like, I was just kidding.
Nicole, thank you for telling us. What is more of a deal
breaker for you, I'm wondering?
The snacks or your date being on Tinder
while you're on a date with him?
My date being on Tinder.
I agree.
For me, it would have been the snacks, I think.
It's just uncalled for.
Nicole, I do have to let you know
that he is actually on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you, though.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Like right now?
Yep.
He heard everything you said.
Why would you do this to him?
Sorry, we forgot to tell you.
I wasn't on Tinder for starters.
What were you on?
I was on...
You were doing something.
No, I was archiving and deleting emails from my work.
They send me emails periodically throughout the freaking night.
I'm in IT, so I have to check it.
And you had to do it while you were on our date.
Yeah.
I didn't mean to, but sometimes, you know, it's important email stuff,
and I didn't want to, like, talk to you about it.
And I was having such a good time.
I didn't feel like I had to tell you, hey, sorry, I had to respond to my boss.
But, yeah.
And the whole popcorn thing, you told them about the popcorn.
Look, the popcorn thing, I actually make that popcorn.
I even told you about it.
I was like, yeah, I've got my own little garden. You make your own popcorn? So you put it in the microwave? Yeah, I make my that popcorn. I even told you about it. I was like, yeah, I've got my own little garden.
You make your own popcorn?
So you put it in the microwave?
Yeah, I make my own popcorn.
No, it's locally sourced from my backyard.
And it's like no GMO.
Yeah, it's all that.
So you actually grow the corn or?
Did you buy like a popcorn maker on Amazon?
No, I actually literally grow the popcorn you grow how
do you grow like i grow the corn to make the popcorn okay oh my gosh you have a popcorn tree
that is amazing oh my god but seriously i don't have an issue with the fact that you make your
own popcorn like that that's not the issue the issues that you brought like i know people that
make beer but when they go out they don't bring their own beer with them to the restaurant.
I know, but you also make it sound like I just threw a bunch of
Renegade M&M's in my pocket.
It was our first date,
and it just kind of wasn't
a great first impression.
I like saving money.
Come on, inflation.
Who doesn't? I'm trying to
buy more land so I can build more popcorn trees.
Oh, my God.
So, I mean, come on.
Like, there's nothing wrong with that.
Okay, well.
And plus, we can go on some better dates.
There you go.
You know?
He has a point.
I don't know.
Would you like to go out with Tyrone again, even though you think he was cheap on your date?
Would you like to go out with him again?
We'll pay for it. We'll pay for another date.
That way you don't have to worry about Tyrone. Oh, he would love
that.
I'll pay
for the dessert this time.
I'm going to have to pass, but thank you.
You sure? Not for me.
Homemade popcorn. All you can eat. Popcorn
trees, girl. Yeah, I'm good.
Well, I guess you just missed out on a trip to
Australia, the thunder down under. Yeah, I'm good. Well, I guess you just missed out on a trip to Australia, the thunder down under.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I know you don't want to know.
We'll just wrap it up right here.
All right.
Thank you for your email,
Tyrone and Nicole.
Yeah, I look like Sam.
Maybe you can go to Australia
some other time.
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