First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - He Was Basically a Super Hero in this First Date Follow Up!
Episode Date: June 22, 2022First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".There is a guy... who is not getting a call back from a woman who he went on a date with and he is basically a super hero!Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First day follow up.
Every once in a while,
you get an email from a listener who wants to do a first day follow up and you read it and you're like, I know exactly why they're not getting a call back.
And this might be one of those times, but let's find out for sure.
Olivia is on the phone today for a first day follow up.
She went out with a dude named Brian and now he's not calling her back and she wants to know why.
Olivia, before we ask you about your date, it sounds like it was a pretty crazy date,
but before we ask you about it,
how long has it been since you heard from Brian,
since your date?
So it's been like a week.
Okay.
And how many times have you reached out to him?
I mean, I texted him like, you know,
kind of apologizing for like what happened on the date,
like, you know, like two or three times what happened on the day like you know
like two or three times but like he's never responded but I also don't think
he really cared about what happened on the date what happened why were you
apologizing okay so this is like how embarrassing but I got into I got into a
fight during the day. Like with him?
Okay, no.
Or a physical fight with somebody else?
What are we talking about?
Okay, so long story short,
I've seen this chick that I've been beefing with for years.
So long story long.
You actually got in a fight on your first
date and you said in your email, you went to
a coffee shop.
You were
fighting at a coffee shop on your first date and you said in your email you went to a coffee shop. You were fighting at a coffee shop on your
first date. Yeah, because I mean
last time I seen her, she said it was on site
and on site
just happened to be at the coffee shop while I
was on the date with Brian. Oh my gosh.
Did you guys throw down? What's going on?
It sounds like it. Yeah, I mean if it's on site, it's on site.
How old are you? I didn't want to have
drama in the coffee shop so I just like excuse myself from the date and i like
oh brian i'd be right back and then i just like fought that bitch right out
that's amazing he really don't like it so did he see it did he see it go down
i mean no like he had no idea like i mean the fight was pretty quick. You come back with a bloody lip?
Well, no.
Right after I just went to the bathroom, I fixed my hair, and then I just went back to the table.
The way you're talking about it and just being a person who will go, oh, they said on site, I'll be right back and walk outside.
I'm pretty sure you probably won that fight.
I've known people like you.
Cash me outside.
How about that?
So, okay okay why do you
guys why do you have so much beef with this woman anyway i know it's off topic from the date but why
i mean she like literally got my son kicked out of his private school that he goes to so
and i told brian like i told him about our drama and like you know like i told him about the entire thing and she and i we like
laughed about it like it seemed like she understood kind of like where i was coming from okay so that
would be amazing i think it'd be hilarious yeah happen on a date i honestly would i probably would
ask you for another date if i was in brian she's gonna be like man that's cool that's also i would
want to call you back because i'd be scared you'd sock me in the face. That's what I'm saying.
Okay, so are you sure that he was laughing with you about getting up from the table to go fight?
No, that's the thing.
Like, I really, like, he actually seemed like he really had my back,
which is why I really liked him because he didn't get scared and run away.
Like, I don't know.
He seems like a role one.
He seems like he'll stay by my side, like no matter what.
I dare to ask, but how did the rest of the date go?
You know what?
Like, it actually went really good.
Like once we got past the fight, we like, you know, actually connected a lot.
You what?
We connected, you know, like we like share a lot. You what? We connected.
You know, like, we, like, share a lot of the same interests.
And, like, we're from the same city.
Right.
Okay.
So, other than the fight, everything else was perf.
I mean, yeah.
That's the only reason I would even call him.
It's because, like, you know, I actually really like him.
And, like, I just hope this bitch
didn't mess up my chances with him.
I hope not either.
It's not like I'm walking around
like fighting all the time.
This is just like a wrong place, wrong time.
You know what I mean?
For sure.
I hope for her sake she didn't screw up this for you
because it looks like you'll be going back for seconds.
All right, well, we'll play a song, come back and then call him and see if you get in a fight on
your date, scared him away, or if it's something else.
Okay?
Okay.
Thank you.
All right.
We'll do it next.
Don't tune out of this first date follow-up.
Do not.
I'll tell you why.
Because if you do, Olivia, who's on the phone for the first date follow-up, she's not getting
a call back from a dude named Brian.
They went on a date.
She will punch you in the first date follow-up. She's not getting a call back from a dude named Brian. They went on a date. She will punch you
in the face if you tune out.
She will track you down and punch you in the
face outside of a coffee shop. That's what she will do.
Isn't that right, Olivia?
Hey, I'm not. No more
fighting. Okay. If you missed
the first part, Olivia actually got in a fight
on her first date with this dude, Brian.
Not with him. Well, not
with him. With someone else. With a girl. She got in a fight with another woman. But she was on the date with this dude, Brian. Not with him. Well, not with him. With someone else.
With a girl.
She got in a fight with another woman.
But she was on the date with Brian.
So apparently, Olivia was in the coffee shop with Brian.
She saw this woman who got her son kicked out of private school.
And I guess you had beef with her, Olivia.
And then she told you, hey, it's on site.
Next time I see you, it's on.
On site.
On like Donkey Kong. And then Olivia saw her, hey, it's on site. Next time I see you, it's on, on site. On, like Donkey Kong.
And then Olivia saw her and I guess went outside and then beat her up.
And then came back in and finished the rest of her date.
And Olivia doesn't understand why she's not getting a call back because she said the rest of the date was fun.
And the dude was laughing about it and they had a good time.
All right, Olivia.
I mean, Olivia, I get it.
You got to do what you got to do.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we're going to call Brian right now and see if we can figure it out.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Hello.
Hi, may I speak to Brian, please? Yeah, this is Brian. Hi, Brian. Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Brian, please?
Yeah, this is Brian.
Hi, Brian.
My name is Jubal Fresh.
My name is Alex Fresh.
My name is English Evan.
I'm good.
I don't want anything.
We're not trying to sell you anything.
This is actually a radio show called The Jubal Show,
and we're calling you for a reason.
Why are you calling me?
We're calling you because we do a segment on the show called The First Date Follow-Up.
That's where if you go out on a date with someone and end up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened.
And we got an email about you from a girl named Olivia.
No way. Are you serious?
Yes, 100%. What's up with Olivia?
She told us about your date.
Why aren't you calling her back?
Oh, that girl knows what happened, okay?
I don't know why she hit you all up.
She knows exactly what she did.
She said the date went well.
I mean, she did get in a fight.
But she said she liked you a lot.
You guys vibe real well.
Okay, she must be crazy. This girl literally got into a fight. But she said she liked you a lot. You guys vibe real well. Yeah. Okay. She must be crazy.
This girl literally
got into a fight
on her date.
She excused herself,
went outside,
fought,
came back into the restaurant
like nothing happened.
Like straight up street fighting stuff.
Sounded like it.
So is that why
you're not calling her back?
You know,
listen,
I'm from the hood. You know, I grew up in, you know, a rough neighborhood. I get it. You know, listen, I'm from the hood.
You know, I grew up in a rough neighborhood.
I get it.
You know, sometimes you have to handle your business, but she didn't handle hers.
Whoever that girl was that she was fighting beat her ass up.
Wait, what?
What do you mean?
That's not what we heard.
We were like, boop, boop, like one, two.
Yeah, one, two.
She was down.
Really?
Okay.
One, two hits. was yeah okay we talked
to olivia and she asked her we talked to olivia about it you know and we asked her like hey you
must have won that fight and she did make it people do that though she did make it sound like
she won so you're telling me she didn't uh unless she was watching a different fight she did not win
that fight no way well i did ask if she came back with a
bloody lip and she acted like
no, no big deal. She just went to the bathroom.
But I mean, she said the rest of the day went really well.
Yeah, I mean, she didn't have a bloody
lip, but she was definitely going to have a
gnarly black eye.
You guys were at
a coffee shop when she came back and you guys
finished up the date. She thought it went
well, but the whole time you just wanted to get a cup of ice to put on her eye i mean yeah but not only
you're fighting you're getting beat up like i can't get here caught up in these fights she's
gotta stand her ground here if she can't stand her own ground you know i can't fight a girl
it's not about her fighting on the date. It's about her losing the fight.
I mean, the date was pretty decent.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I did not get beat up.
No, hold on, hold on.
I didn't get beat up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, who's...
That's Olivia.
She's actually been on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
She's been trying to tell you that she didn't get beat up, but you haven't heard it.
Hey, Brian.
Like, okay, I definitely did't get beat up but you haven't heard it hey brian like okay i i definitely did not get beat up like okay that's not what you said at dinner i'm like
i'm sorry to say this but you definitely got beat up
i know you've seen the other girl. You guys should have seen her.
She looked terrible.
I did not get beat up.
I beat her ass.
I wasn't going to say to your face
that you got beat up.
That wouldn't have helped the situation.
I just would have been more infuriated.
Okay, I don't care about the fight.
I don't care about that bitch like any of it like
okay i had a good time on our date and i have not had like that never happens to me like i
never have fun on dates like i haven't had that much fun with anyone in a really long time you
said you had a good time as well right brian i mean yeah you know honestly i had a good time as well, right, Brian? I mean, yeah, you know, honestly, I had a good time too.
Olivia's a sweet girl, but, you know, like I was saying before,
I've grown up and I'm trying to get past that, like, lifestyle
where I'm, you know, getting into fights.
You know, that's behind me.
I can't get caught up in that anymore.
Okay, okay, I'm a lover.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
And you can see that because she didn't win that fight.
Okay, honestly, honestly like come on like
i haven't gotten into a fight in like like years yeah i mean it's probably been like a few years
a year it doesn't matter i'm just saying this will like probably never happen again and i really
like you i mean come on you and I, we like the same things.
Let me ask Brian a question for you.
Brian, would you like to go out on another date with Olivia? We'll pay for it.
Yeah.
If she leaves her boxing gloves at home,
I'm good to go.
All right, Olivia.
You think you can hang up the mitts
for a while and not throw down when you're on a date with Brian?
Yes, obviously.
Like, oh, my God.
Okay, Brian.
There we go.
All right.
No more fighting.
We're going to have so much fun.
Yeah, we did it.
Yay.
Well, congrats, guys.
Have a good second date.
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm down.
Okay.
It sounds like you guys are finished, but the first day follow-up is not done yet.
Huh?
Why?
What?
Well.
Why?
Now it's done.
Now it's done.
All right.
Oh, my God.
The Jubal Show on demand.
Hey, everyone.
It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric,
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show,
and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears
with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast.
Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more.
Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.
And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups,
this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else.
Ready to laugh and stay informed?
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
You are cordially invited to...
The Hottest Party in Professional Sports.
I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional
and the host of Welcome
to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring
interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to
come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is
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Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.