First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - He's a big guy with a small part in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: September 3, 2021

After a smooth picnic and a hookup with Mandi, Sasha doesn't know why she ghosted him! The Jubal Show finds out he's a big guy with a small part in this First Date Follow Up!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. First day follow-up. Sasha is on the phone today for a first day follow-up, and he's not getting a call back from a woman named Mandy. His email says pretty much the standard stuff. I don't know why she's not calling me back.

It did say one thing. It said, I almost smashed. Smashed? But then got stopped. Oh. So, sorry that happened to you. Blocked? Yeah.

Sorry that happened to you, Sasha. Yeah. Aw. Before we get into things, how long has it been since you heard from Mandy? Been a couple weeks. How many times have you tried to reach out to her since? I mean, you know, every other

night. Every other night? What? Yeah. Every other night. That's a lot. So has she responded to you at all? No. That might be a bit much. Well, what did you guys do for your date? First off, I just want to mention

that she was a smoke show. She's really hot. I really wanted to hook up with her so I wanted to make it a... So you didn't really care about like dating her, dating her? You were just trying to go out and hook up? Yeah. That's fine, man.

That's dick. I think I'm young. I i i deserve to have a little fun so was she aware of this yeah i'm pretty sure i mean i'm pretty intentional about how i how i speak to girls so as long as you go into it being honest then i don't see anything wrong with that if that's what you want to do that's what you want to do, that's what you want to do. But you should definitely not try to play it off with something else. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it in that way because I think it's really sterile. I'm really just flirting a lot.

And, you know, I'm showing sexual interest. And I think the woman should get the clue. Yeah, no, I totally agree. Okay, wait, how did you meet her? Tinder. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, so she should have a clue. Yeah, no, I totally agree. Okay. Wait, how did you meet her? Uh, Tinder. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. So she should have a clue. Yeah. She should kind of know. Exactly. All right. Well, what did you guys do? I took her to the beach. Um, and, uh, I know chicks love picnics. So I just, I did a little picnic thing, and I figured the beach would be perfect because I don't want to show off, but I kind of do. I have a really nice body.

I go to the gym a lot, and I want to show that off. You took her on a picnic so you could give her the gun show, show off your muscles a little bit. Yeah. And did she seem into them? Yeah. She kept making sexual comments know, sexual comments. What was she saying?

She didn't want me to turn her on in public like that, you know. Oh, wow. She said that? Yeah. All right. Okay. So she was definitely, it seemed like, down. And she was into what you were into, just looking to hook up.

Yeah, I mean, it worked. We went back to her house, and we were messing around a little bit, but we didn't have sex. We both took a few shots of alcohol, and then we just started messing around, and then she just, she got kind of weird, and she started saying that she has work early in the morning. And that she kind of did this thing where she's kind of like, you know, not really looking at me. And kind of like acting different and being like really weird. Well, what do you think happened? Nothing.

Yeah, I mean, I don't really know what happened. We were just messing around and then she just got weird. So she said she had to go to work and I'm guessing you left at that point.

Yeah, and there's nothing to do after that. Did she say anything about calling her again, going out again, meeting up again?

She said something about, you know, talk to someone or something weird like that. Yeah, that doesn't scream once. And nothing. Yeah, and I'm pretty bummed about it because I think that we had good chemistry. We'd have a lot of fun together. All right.

You just want to finish what you started, huh? Basically. Well, let's see if we can get that done. All right. Well, play a song, come back, and then call her and try to figure it out on your first day follow up. Okay. Okay.

Thanks. Yep. We'll do it next. It's a jewel show. We're in the middle of a first day follow up and on the phone with us is Sasha. Sasha emailed us because he's not getting a call back from a woman named Mandy. They met on Tinder and Sasha, there's no shame in his game. He says that he's just looking to hook up with people.

And Mandy also knew that when they went out on a date, they went on a picnic, went back to her house, messed around a little bit. But then all of a sudden, she told him that she had to go to work early and kicked him out. And she hasn't talked to him since. And he doesn't know why. And Sasha, you swear you didn't get weird. No. She's not calling you back. And we're going to call her right now, see if we can figure it out.

You ready? Yeah. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Mandy, please? This is she. Mandy, how are you? This is The Jubal Show.

My name is Jubal. Mine's Alex Fresh. Mine's English Evan. And The Jubal Show is a radio show, and now we're on the phone with you okay I mean I I've heard of you but why are you calling me we do a segment on the show called first date follow-up that's where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up not calling them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened and we got an email about you from somebody who does listen to the show, probably more than you.

Okay. His name is Sasha. Yeah, we went out. We know that. What we don't know is the reason that you're not calling him back. So Sasha emailed us and he told us a little bit about your day. He said that you guys met on Tinder, went to, went and had a picnic and then went back to your place and started messing around a little bit about your day. He said that you guys met on Tinder, went to, went and had a picnic and then went back to your place

and started messing around a little bit and then all of a sudden you said you had to get up early for work and then you told him to kick rocks. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, well, I mean, if you want the truth. Well, he told us that he's like super hot and in shape.

Is that true? Yeah, I mean, he really was. Like's like super hot and in shape. Is that true? Yeah. I mean, he really was like really, really good looking. I mean, if we're going to be honest, we really didn't talk that long and tender. And it was really, for me, going to be pretty casual, like a hookup. So that was kind of my intention. So then what happened? Yeah.

Like, I can't believe you took him back over to your house. Yeah, after one day of talking? I mean, he was really good looking. We were flirting. You know, there just was chemistry there. I mean, if he closed his mouth more, it actually would have been better. I mean, honestly, the conversation wasn't that great. But I just, you know, was wanting to have fun. I want to have a fling, you know, I just want to have a fling.

And is that what ruined it for you, the conversation? No, it didn't ruin it for me. I mean, because I knew, you know, what I wanted. And so we went back to my place and we were messing around. I mean, the kissing was good. I don't want to embarrass him, but I mean, his arms are like amazing. Like his biceps. It's like, I mean, he is a fit, big guy. Like, I mean, this is like everything you picture, like on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel, I swear. It was just like so good looking.

Okay. I mean, it was all physical. And why not hook up with him? Well, and so his physical, well, it wasn't very big. Oh. I mean, it was like fun size and like little Snickers bar and that's the con.

So you're saying he's big everywhere except the place where you were hoping. Oh no. Yeah. It was like, it's so bad. It was so bad. That's gotta be super disappointing. You think somebody's so hot and then it's just like, well.

It was like, I mean, it was just like that. Oh, sorry to hear that. If it's that bad, I'm sure Sasha's aware of that. Or maybe not. Maybe he doesn't know. We could tell him. He doesn't know now, though. What do you mean?

Well, I mean, he knows now because he's actually on the line listening and wants to talk to you unless he's on that oh my god sasha are you still there yeah i'm still there um hi sasha i didn't they didn't tell me that you were on the phone. I am so sorry. Sasha, is this a problem that you know you have? No. It's not a problem. I mean, are you serious?

Yeah. It's not a problem. I mean, I don't know who you've been sleeping with, but maybe you just don't know that good sex isn't about that. So I don't know. Oh, so you're going to play the card that it's how you use it? No.

I mean, you can play cards, but, you know, it's based on facts. So that's, you know,'s it's based on fact so that's you know women based on emotions I men we base it on fact and that's just factual you can message hundreds of the girls that I've been with and they can tell you Jack maybe they're scared hundreds of the girls I think that might be an exaggeration to now after hearing about your downstairs all Alright, bro. Virgin bro. It sounds like you might be slightly below average. Well, I've never gotten a complaint

before, so I don't know. Well, no one's gonna actually say it to your face. I mean, nobody wants to be mean. I mean, they know that you know. Would you, if a guy had a real small one like that, would you tell him if you knew that you weren't gonna date him for a long time

or would you just stop talking to him? I would ghost him. I've done it plenty of times. Right, but you wouldn't tell him. You wouldn't be like, hey, you have a real small one. That's why I'm not talking to you, right? I'd ghost him. Yeah, because they don't want to be mean to you.

And it's awkward. So I'll show that's probably why, you know, and I know it's an awkward conversation to have. I'll tell you how you can tell though. I think based on my experience that there's a code word for it. If they don't think it's big and they don't want to tell you how you can tell though. I think, based on my experience, that there's a code word for it. If they don't think it's big and they don't want to tell you

and you ask them about it or they feel like they need to share about your stuff. Has anybody ever called it perfect? Yeah. Yeah, usually that means it's not big enough. How do you know that, Jubal? I don't know. It's a joke I used to do on stage.

It used to work. It's not working here, obviously. Nobody's ever complained and you never even got a chance to see it in its full capacity, so I don't know. Yeah, I didn't have to see it because I felt it. All right. Well, I'm going to ask a question anyway. Mandy, would you like to go out with Sasha again on another date?

We'll pay for it. I'm going to say no no don't want to give it another shot and see if full bloom is more than what you no

no I'm good alright sorry Sasha thank you for being honest with us and Sasha yeah man I'm sorry

it doesn't sound like you're getting it oh okay her loss yeah well actually I already lost your number so yeah bye guys. Well, thank you.

Jubil's first follow up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context

you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists

like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you listen.