First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jackie & Brett: The Banana Incident Wasn't Why He Ghosted Her…
Episode Date: June 1, 2026Jackie thought one awkward moment at an art event might have ruined her chances at a second date. After all, not everyone can recover from a public misunderstanding involving a banana and a very quest...ionable artistic decision. But when Brett finally reveals why he disappeared, the real reason catches everyone completely off guard. What starts as a funny dating story quickly spirals into one of the wildest First Date Follow Up confrontations yet, complete with shocking accusations, influencer drama, and a reality check nobody saw coming. Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your back! On First Date Follow Up, we track down the person who disappeared to get the real reason why. Awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright shocking—First Date Follow Up delivers the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. Will there be a second date or just secondhand embarrassment? Subscribe to The Jubal Show's First Date Follow Up and find out! ➡︎ Get on The Jubal Show with your story - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First date of follow-up.
Jackie is on the phone today for a first-date follow-up
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brett,
so in a few minutes we'll call him and see if they'll tell us why he's.
ghosting her and maybe get her a second date.
But first, Jackie, why do you think you're getting ghosted?
Because I drew boobies on a banana and I blamed it on him.
I'm sorry.
Can I ask?
Maybe.
This is why you're getting ghosted?
Wait, why?
Yeah.
How did that happen?
What do you mean by that, Jackie?
Okay, I guess I should explain.
Yeah.
So we went to this cute, like, pop-up art competition.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
There was, like, food and drinks and all kinds of artists competing in different challenges.
Okay.
That sounds like a fun date.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
But there was this one area that I thought who people that were, like, attending the competition could paint on campuses.
So I grabbed a brush and I painted boobies on a banana painting.
Oh, no.
Well.
Okay.
And we were like, we're laughing about it and joking around.
And then the artist ran up and started yelling at us and screamed who did it.
Oh, you weren't supposed to do that.
Oh, dang.
Oops.
And I panicked and I just, like, I pointed at him and she started yelling at him.
Naturally.
Okay.
Dang, you threw him under the bus.
But it was you didn't.
And did he seem upset that you blamed the booby banana on him?
Well, we, like, we ran out and, like, we got some food and, like, we just kind of laughed about it.
And it seemed fine.
And we, like, actually, like, we ended up, like, kissing at the end of the night.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
And, yeah, so, like, I can't think of anything else.
So I'm, like, wondering if he was actually mad about the booby banana.
I mean, to be honest, you probably embarrassed him a little bit if that person was really, like, screaming.
Yeah, I mean, I would be mad if I did a painting and I was an artist and someone came up and added to it anyway, especially boobies on my banana.
Wow.
All right.
I know.
It's kind of was, like, an interactive.
Yeah.
It's funny.
Jackie is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brett.
So we're going to call him and see if we'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date.
But first, Jackie, why don't you tell us why you think you're getting ghosted again?
So we went on a date to this art competition thing and there was a part of like the show that there was like a banana painting and I painted boobies on it because I thought.
I thought it was an interactive part, but the artist was there, and she got really mad at us,
because it wasn't interactive, and I blamed it on him.
I think he might be mad at me.
All right.
Well, let's see if that is the reason.
Here we go.
I'm going to call him right now.
Hello?
Hi.
May I speak to Brett, please?
Yeah, this is.
Who's this?
Hey, Brett, how are you?
This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Brett.
I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name is Jubal.
What's up?
What's up, guys?
Hey.
Have you ever heard of the Jubal show before?
I mean, yeah, I have actually because of TikTok.
Oh, sweet.
Okay.
Well, I don't know how much you've actually listened to it other than just seeing the TikTok
videos, but we're calling today because we do a segment on the show that's called
the first date follow up.
That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to ask you why.
you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from somebody.
Oh, geez.
Her name is Jackie.
Oh, yeah.
Do you mind telling us why you're ghosting, Jackie?
Oh, man.
This is funny.
Well, first of all, because I'm not dating a dollar store Kardashian.
Whoa.
Dude, what?
Ouch.
Dollar store?
thought she thought it was because she painted booies on a banana and blamed it on you but
what did you yeah that that didn't help I mean look she said she's like a lifestyle blogger
okay and I didn't know that meant like bringing me a videographer on her date which was just so weird
and oh you know during the date she would literally stop yeah yeah and she during the date she would
literally stop a conversation and she didn't think she laughed cute enough and then she would have
us redo the moment it was so long and um yeah I know and I know and
At one point, this is crazy.
I cannot believe I'm telling you guys this.
At one point, I ordered a drink and she yelled, cut.
So she could switch with me to the camera could get her good.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it was just, it was the most ridiculous display of influencerism, if you will.
I've ever seen.
Okay.
It was like being on a date with a promo code.
Whoa.
Well, she said you kissed her, though.
Well, you know.
Okay.
You're on a date.
Yeah.
I mean, that would be weird if somebody showed up with a whole camera person with them on a date.
That would be awkward for sure.
You stayed, though.
Yeah, I mean, she was attractive, but I think she was kind of a psychopath.
All right.
Well, thank you for telling us why you're ghosting her.
And Brett, I do need to let you know that Jackie is actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Of course she is.
Oh, geez.
Hi.
Do you want to do another take?
Does VG like the way you said it?
Oh, dang.
Okay, I get you're pissed.
But, like, honestly, I can't believe you're being so judgy.
Like, sorry, I'm not boring, Brett.
Sorry, you can't handle, like, a self-made woman.
It's probably because I need more money than you,
and your fragile little man ego can't handle it.
That's escalated.
like the banana booboies was that was like it was really funny so i don't know why you're being
so freaking weird about this and like honestly like i just like i can't believe that you would call
me a walking promo code like you're going to be so sorry that you pass this up when you're still
working your boring shiobes and i'm on a yacht in paraguay whoa okay
Wow.
Really?
A yacht in Paraguay?
Yeah.
I know you're a hater, but you'll see I'm going to make so much money that you'll see my beautifully tan ass out on a yacht in Paraguay, you idiot.
Paraguay is landlocked.
Whatever.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I mean, I think I know all this is going to go, but Brett, would you like another day with Jack?
I will pay for it.
so painful.
Absolutely not.
Jackie, I'm sorry.
No other, no second day.
Yeah, no.
You'll be in Paraguay alone on this one.
I don't want to go out with you anyway,
and you know what I meant with the yacht in Paraguay thing.
So whatever, just sit at home and be a stupid little loser,
and I'll be on a yacht in Bhutan or whatever.
Or whatever.
Is that better?
That's in the hemlock.
which is still landloss
but I have fun
Oh, girl.
Brett knows his geography.
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