First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jake & Olivia - Wait…Who?
Episode Date: November 7, 2023➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A CheaterIf you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the tea...m do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.======This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts======The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time
for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's,
to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have
some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're
going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric,
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show,
which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's
biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all
get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or
wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid.
Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world
of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating,
sex, and love.
Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms.
Tune in and join in the conversation.
Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
First date follow-up.
Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys.
Online at advocateslaw.com.
Jake is on the phone today for a first date follow up and he's getting ghosted by Olivia.
So we're going to see if we can figure out why he's getting ghosted and maybe get him another date if he still wants one.
We'll call her in a second. But first, Jake, how long has it been since you heard from Olivia?
Yeah, it's about three weeks now.
So, OK, let's go back to your date.
How did that go?
It's interesting.
It wasn't so much as a date as, well, I met Olivia at a bar.
We both happened to be there at the same time. My department recently got a raise at work, so we all went out to celebrate.
And I saw Olivia there with her, you know, her girls just having a girls night.
Okay.
So then how did you and Olivia start talking?
I overheard her talking about a concert she went to a long time ago.
I think it was a Post Malone at a venue that's been since demolished.
And I was at that concert too.
So, yeah, it felt like, I don't know, it felt like she's, I mean, she's obviously cool if she likes Malone.
So I went over and I started talking to her.
And it just kicked off from there.
What did you guys do for your date?
Or was this the date?
This was the date.
So, you know, my friends left, her friends left. We just ended up talking to each other all night, you know, getting to know you type stuff. I was telling her about my experiences at the office when she wasn't that interested in, but we got on talking about like gym stuff, you know, shows we liked, music we like obviously it didn't hurt that she was you know she's a knockout like
definitely 10 out of 10 so then did you guys stay at the bar the whole time did you close it out or
did you guys go somewhere else uh we were we closed it down uh we were we were the last ones
there and we were still talking it was no pressure it wasn't like let's go back to my place even
though i'm only like a few blocks away but she called an uber but we decided to stand outside
you know the bar keep talking and we started making out oh okay i love a good outside bar
make out you know we stopped for a second and she was like you know is this a date and i i kind of
laughed it off at first but then i was like i mean i like it to be okay you know we kept we kept we
kept making out you know to celebrate the date to celebrate the date let's celebrate it was more
i love that that's a great way to celebrate a date. So we're hanging out to Uber shows.
We're still talking and it was getting fun.
And, you know, she has to go home, but we exchanged numbers and she left.
She said she texted me later and I've texted her a few times since, but nothing.
Is there anything that you think might be the reason that she's ghosting you?
I mean, she's a lot smarter and funnier than I am.
I don't know if she,
I don't know if it was like,
she was just really drunk that night.
If she's embarrassed,
don't cut yourself down like that.
Maybe like you could just say she's smart and funny.
Right.
That still says the same thing.
I don't know.
Don't take that away from yourself.
You might be smart and funny too. Right. Maybe, maybe the kiss was just too slobbery. I don't know. Don't take that away from yourself. You might be smart and funny too.
Right.
Maybe the kiss was just too slobbery.
I don't know.
That's happened.
I was wasted.
I was, I can't.
I was a little gone.
Okay.
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
We'll play a song, come back and then call her and ask her why she's ghosting you.
And then maybe get you another date if you still want one.
Okay.
Awesome.
Thank you.
All right.
Play a song, come back, get your first day follow, awesome. Thank you. All right. Play some. Come back. Get your first day.
Follow up next.
Hey, everyone.
It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch and I'm exhausted.
But turns out the end is near right in time for a new season of my podcast.
Next question.
This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron.
But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne
the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all
about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with the news or just
trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new
season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Snakes, zombies, sharks, heights, speaking in public.
The list of fears is endless.
But while you're clutching your blanket in the dark, wondering if that sound in the hall was actually a footstep, the real danger is in your hand when you're behind the wheel.
And while you might think a great white shark is scary, what's really terrifying and even deadly is distracted driving.
Eyes forward. Don't drive distracted.
Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council.
2025 is bound to be a fascinating year. It's going to be filled
with money challenges and opportunities. I'm Joel. Oh, and I am Matt. And we're the hosts of
How To Money. We want to be with you every step of the way in your financial journey this year,
offering the information and insights you need to thrive financially. Yeah, whether you find
yourself up to your eyeballs in student loan debt, or you've got a sky-high credit card balance because you went a little overboard with the holiday spending, or maybe you're looking to optimize your retirement accounts so you can retire early.
Well, How to Money will help you to change your relationship with money so you can stress less and grow your net worth.
That's right. How to Money comes out three times a week, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays for money advice without the judgment and jargon. Listen to how to money on the iHeart
Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow up powered by
the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at advocateslaw.com. If you're just joining us for
today's first date follow up, Jake is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Olivia.
So we're about to call her and see if we can figure out why he's getting ghosted and maybe get him another date if he still wants one.
But first, Jake, before we do that, why don't you refresh everybody's memory about your experience with Olivia?
Okay, so I met Olivia at a bar.
We were both there for different reasons, but we really hit it off and ended up in a really hot makeout session.
We exchanged numbers, but every time I text her, I don't get nothing back.
They made out and everything.
And the only reason I could think of her not responding is maybe she got sober eyes and realized she's not the woman anymore.
I don't know.
All right.
Well, we're about to call her.
Are you ready?
All right.
Okay, here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Olivia, please?
Yeah, this is Olivia.
Olivia, hi, how are you?
My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Olivia.
The show's here.
My name's Nina.
Hi, my name's Victoria.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm good.
Yeah, I mean, I've definitely heard of you guys before, but... Oh, sweet.
Why are you calling me?
Oh, well, you're late on a payment.
What?
No.
We're calling you because we do a segment on the show.
It's called the First Date Follow-Up.
That's where if you ghost somebody, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from a dude named Jake.
I mean, I've gone on a few dates,
but I mean, I don't think I'm ghosting anyone.
He said that you met like three weeks ago.
It was at a bar.
You guys hung out.
And then outside of the bar, you made out.
And then you both were like, is this a date? I guess it's a date. And then you made out and then you both were like is this a date i guess
it's a date and then you made out some more you remember that guy oh oh see okay i don't i did
not remember his name i don't remember jake i mean okay see i i got really drunk about three
weeks ago and i completely blacked out and And I just remember flashes of talking to a guy.
And, I mean, I definitely don't remember everything.
I remember how he looked.
And, I mean, he looks good.
I remember how he smelled.
He smelled really nice.
I remember him being really sexy and super smart.
They're all good things.
I didn't remember his name. i didn't remember his name i didn't remember his
name so yeah no i'm surprised he reached out to you guys because i mean both of us were pretty
wasted and he was just throwing him back and i know i was too so i don't know we said he tried
to get a hold of you yeah i mean i got text message text messages from somebody but
because i didn't recognize who it was i'm i'm really like bad if i don't know what who a number
is like i just automatically send it to spam and i don't want to deal with it because there's so
many like random numbers that pop up now i just don't even want to deal with that. You didn't even look. I've been getting them.
It's like a marketing text.
I see them come all the time.
We made out outside of a bar.
Yeah, whatever. I'm not buying your sweater.
I give you 20% off. I don't care.
I thought you were really great. I'd like to see you again.
Yeah, but whatever.
I don't want your coffee.
I just remember hanging out with this guy
after this concert at this bar,
and it was cool, but it's like one of those things.
Man, I guess I missed out on this guy, but I shouldn't have drank so much.
Lesson learned.
Hopefully, I meet him again at some point.
Oh, well, great.
You can meet him right now because he's on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Wait, what?
What?
Hey, Olivia.
It's Jake. You think I'm safe? What? Yeah. Hey, Olivia. It's Jake.
You think I'm sexy?
Hi, Jake.
That's all I heard.
What?
See, Jake, you're funny and sexy, too.
Yeah, I've been trying to get in contact with you.
You're right.
I mean, we did pound a lot of shots.
I'm kind of a professional drinker. So I, I see, and I'm very much a lightweight. So, uh, can we go back to that sexy thing though? Can we talk about that? Cause I think, I think, no, I definitely enjoyed my time with you.
And, I mean, it's super sweet that you reached out.
So, and you sought me out.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
I'm just really embarrassed that I don't remember anything.
Olivia, would you like to go on another date with Jake now that you know his name?
Heck yes, I would.
Oh, wow.
Okay, congratulations.
We'll pay for it.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I feel bad Oh, wow. Okay, congratulations. We'll pay for it. Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel bad that I don't remember anything, but now we get to have the date over again
and just have even more fun.
You can make some new memories.
Just don't black out.
Yes.
Right, exactly.
No, no.
We'll take it easy on the booze this time.
Good, good.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
And more kissing, please, because i do remember that and it was amazing
oh oh definitely i plan on kissing you a lot all right sweet that's like a good plan
all right have fun
jubile's first day follow-up powered by the advocates injury attorney online at advocateslaw.com Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to
have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show,
which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, Ears Edition podcast.
Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines,
exclusive extended interviews, and more.
Now this is a second term we can all get behind.
Listen to The Daily Show,
ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world
of non-traditional relationships
and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love.
Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives
dictated by traditional patriarchal norms.
Tune in and join the conversation.
Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network,
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.