First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jason & Michaela - Klepto

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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And most of all, I help people every single day. Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast. And now, Minnie Questions is returning for another

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a dude named Jason. So in a few minutes, we're going to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Mikayla, how long has it been since you heard from Jason? It's been two weeks. We had been like talking very regularly before that. So this is not common for us to go days without like talking like this. Did you try to talk to him?

Yeah. I mean, so I texted him after our date and he sent me a one-word response and then nothing. I was like, how was your day? And he was like, good. And I was like, sick. That always feels like a middle finger. Like, after you ask somebody a question and all you get back is good. Well, how was the date, though?

Was the date good? Amazing. Okay. I mean, yeah, though? Was the date good? Amazing. Okay. Yeah, it lasted for, like, ever. It lasted for, it was a long date? It was, it was. We did, like, a lot of different things. So, we, like, we met at the mall,

which I, at first, I was like, this is a little weird, but it was because he'd coordinated with the pet store to let us play with the puppies. That's so sweet. That's cool. Yes. They like never do that, but I guess he like knows the owner or the

manager or something. And so I was like, oh, okay. So I felt very special and I got to play with the puppies and I love puppies. And so that was wonderful. And we just like cuddled with puppies and like talked for like the longest time. And he is like so cute with the puppies and then like we went to the cheesecake factory which is like

one of my favorites because i just i'm like obsessed with the avocado egg rolls like then like we were you know like we'd finished eating and he was like i really don't want like to say goodbye yet like i'm not really ready for it to end. He's like, I have a couple of, like, errands to run over at Target, like, there's a few things I need to get, like, would you want to go with me? Is that weird? And I was like, um, no, I would love to go with you to Target.

Thank you. Wait, so you hit puppies, the Cheesecake Factory, and Target all on one date? So you guys are married already. Right? I was like, this is beautiful. You can tell a lot by person what they get when they go to Target

and how they do the Target experience. I was very impressed by what he got. He was getting method surface cleaner, so obviously he likes to keep things really clean. That's important because a lot of guys don't clean and he bought toilet paper which you know like i was like okay so he feels comfortable around me

and he like he gets good toilet paper which like a lot of guys i feel like get really cheap scratchy toilet paper and you're like i never want to go to the bathroom when i'm over at your house and he got really nice like very soft toilet paper and so that's nice okay okay he takes care of himself yeah okay but then like after target it kind of felt like he was rushed he was like oh I really gotta go back home I really need to check on my dog which I totally understand um but then it kind of felt like he was like trying to get away from me and he like he took me to my car that was back at the mall but i just kind of felt like he was like like something changed and maybe he was like ready to like i don't know get out of there which made me feel like maybe i did something wrong like maybe i

messed something up like i i was kind of like ribbing him and like teasing him a bit and like you know when we got back to the car like i I was kind of teasing him about the soft toilet paper. And it was kind of, I was trying to be, like, flirty and cute and, like, jokey. And I'm, like, worried that it, like, came across, like, demeaning or, like, weird or mean. Well, what did you say? I'm like, how would it become demeaning? Well, I was just like, sweetie needs extra sauce for his extra cute bum bum and i was trying to be cutesy and i you know sometimes it hits and sometimes you miss the

mark and now i'm like and then that was kind of when he was like yeah i really need to get back in touch with my dog and i was like yeah i feel that maybe but i i don't feel like that warrants like completely ghost yeah like you know know, obviously, we had so much fun for such a long time that I'm just like, okay, so I said one stupid thing. I'm going to say a lot of stupid things. I don't want to one stupid thing ruin it. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then call him

and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date, okay? Okay, thank you. Okay, play a song, come back and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Play a song, come back and get your first day follow up next. Hey everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch and I'm exhausted, but turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, even though these days, fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee,

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Katie Couric on the I heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Right in the middle of your first date follow-up, if you're just joining us, Michaela is on the phone, and she's getting ghosted by Jason, so we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Michaela, why don't you refresh our memory on your date with Jason?

I mean, we had an amazing date. We played with puppies. We had amazing avocado egg rolls at the Cheesecake Factory. And then we went and wandered the streets or the streets, the aisles of Target. And I mean, like, it doesn't get better than that. Right. Yeah. And the only thing you can think of that

he's not calling you back is because of what? I teased him about his toilet paper selection. And I said that he needed extra soft toilet paper for his extra cute bum bum. I can't believe I'm saying this to the world. He says that's why.

I'm going to lose my mind. Yeah. I mean, you told him he had an extra cute bum bum. He should like that. Right. True. I can't believe I said it and then now I can't believe that I've had to repeat it over and over in the world.

I'm like, oh God, everybody knows. Okay. I've had to repeat it over and over in the world. I'm like, oh, God, everybody knows. Okay, are you ready for us to call him? Yes. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Jason, please? Yeah, this is him. Hey, Jason, how are you? My name is Jubal. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, may I speak to Jason, please? Yeah, this is him. Hey, Jason, how are you?

My name is Jubal. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Jason. The show's here. I'm Nina, also on it. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Hi.

What can I do for you guys? Have you ever listened to the show before? No, I have not. But you know what? Actually, I have seen your clips on TikTok. So I haven't listened, actually, but I've seen a couple of clips. That's dope. Okay.

Well, congratulations. You're on the show. We do a segment on the show called the first date follow up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can ask us to call you and ask why you're ghosting. So are you ghosting anybody? Okay. Yeah, I see where this is going.

Look, yeah, I am. buddy okay yeah i see where this is going um look uh yeah i am i am i'm ghosting a girl who is a uh she's a bit of a klepto um so that's kind of the uh the big crux of it to be honest but yeah okay are you talking about michaela yeah i going to see if we could clarify that. Yeah, okay. I am. Let me just kind of explain. So we went to Target, and she only had a purse, so I saw what she was carrying, and she was right next to me the whole time. We got into the car, and she had this huge thing of Orbit gum that she offered me, and I said, where did she get that from?

And she said, oh, I bought it. And I am absolutely positive she did not buy anything in the Target and I am absolutely positive she did not buy anything in the Target I'm almost positive she shoplifted it and I'm not cool with that because I mean how do I know that you're not going to you know give me like stolen goods for my birthday or something

you know shoplifted she absolutely did she absolutely took it with her and it seemed because she didn't she didn't pay for it. She stood next to me when I checked out and walked out with me. She said, oh yeah, I bought it. I'm like, no you didn't. She just took it.

So listen, that was her explanation. And I don't like people that lie. I don't like people that shoplift. I think that's weird if it's sticking gum. So I don't know. It made me feel weird. I can guarantee you that I didn't pay for that. I don't want to go on a date that... Oh, is she on? I can guarantee you

that I did pay for that. Yes. Yes, I did. Jason... Yeah, that's Michaela. She's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, great. Great. Great. You know what? I'm actually glad she's on the phone because I think that this will probably steer her away from a life of crime.

This will probably make her maybe a little more embarrassed about her conduct the first time you meet somebody. I'm kind of surprised you didn't make off with a puppy when we were hanging out. You should be embarrassed by your conduct. You're just assuming that I stole it, but maybe you were just a little too busy paying attention to your fancy-smancy toilet paper to notice that I went and bought some gum. No, no, I'm not. You were attached to the hip to me basically the entire time following me around, like a puppy, actually. So I did not see you go to a checkout or anything. You know what?

Let me look through it. I'm sure I have a receipt. I have the freaking Target app. So even if I don't have a physical copy, I know I will have it in the Target app. You know, it actually would be better if you just admitted that you took it because I think that at this point you're kind of just denying, denying, and it's not really making you any more appealing to me. Jason?

Yeah. Hello. Yeah, I did. I found it and I found the physical copy. So you don't think that I bought it on a different day if I send you the app? So I'm going to send you a picture of this right now, you twit. Okay. So you're sending him a picture of the receipt?

A twit. Yes. Guys, I'm so devastated. She called me a twit. I don't know how I'm ever going to recover from this, really. I don't know how I'm going to recover from this. Where's the guy? She just called me a twit.

Yes, I did. What a loser. Oh my God, what a loser. I guess I'm a twit. I'm a twit, guys. You called me a twit. That is... I've never been called a twit before. That's crazy. What's your message?

What's your message right now? Come on. I'm waiting. Uh-huh. I mean, it's like you're going to feel bad if the receipt really does prove it. Yeah. Look at your text. Okay.

Well, I guess I'm wrong. I do see it here. So the receipt does say that she bought it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It does. But, yeah, all right. Well, look, look i'm wrong and when you're wrong you admit

you're wrong so uh i am sorry about that um i really was convinced obviously because you know when you're when you're convinced you speak to your convictions um well why did you jump to that because i i really did not remember a single instance where she was not next to me and i didn't remember seeing her pay for it. So the reasoning was there. So I am sorry. I was wrong. Totally about that. You don't think she's a thief now? Um, I, uh,

no. She's not a thief. Sorry. That was a little extreme. Jason, would you like to go on another date with Michaela? Then we'll pay for it. I mean, I don't. Yeah, well, I meanela? Then we'll pay for it. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, no, I actually would. I actually would.

You would? She's very cute. Yeah, no, I am very sorry about that. When I really believe something, I go in hard on it, and that was definitely a misstep by me. But I would like another chance because I am sorry about that. And up until that thing kind of sent me down a rabbit hole, I was having a really nice time.

I really enjoyed, you know, getting to know her and, you know, go to target and kind of just walk around and have a nice time and bop around with, you know, puppies and whatnot.

We, she probably told you about it, but we had a great time. I brought her to a pet store and, uh, it was, it was fun. And I,

I would like, I would like to see her again and I would be bummed if you know this was what ruined it some stupid it's already jumping to like the worst case scenario okay well Michaela would you

like to go on a date with him still I would like to see him again because I did think he was really cool. But, like, you have to give people the benefit of the doubt before you jump to conclusions and call them something like a thief. Like, that is a very far leap to make, especially for somebody that you just met. So I am willing to give you a second chance if you are willing to be, I don't know, I guess a little bit more open-minded and give people grace?

Absolutely. And again, I really am sorry and I really appreciate the second chance. I really do, actually. So, thank you. Okay. Great. Well, you got a second date.

Congratulations, Michaela. And Jason, you know she's not a thief now. Yay! Yay! So dumb. Yay. This is sad. I'm sorry. Oh, God. Jubal's first date follow-up.

Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun,

thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more.

Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast, and now, Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson.

Listen to Minnie Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. Welcome. My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy podcast, where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective.

I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world. And most of all, I help people every single day. Listen to The Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. dating, sex, and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships,

and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that'll resonate with your experiences, Decisions Decisions is gonna be your go-to source Thank you.