First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jay & Dove - Mayo

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

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decisions on the black effect podcast network. I heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. First day to follow up powered by the advocates, injury attorneys online at advocates, law.com. Jay is on the phone today for a first date followup and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Dove.

So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, let's find out about the date. Jay, how long has it been since you heard from Dove? Almost two weeks now. Have you been reaching out to her in that time? I did like once or twice. Like, you know, I'm not trying to be too invasive you know I know the chicks like their space so yeah okay okay which may be happening right now we don't know so let's

talk about your date Jay how did that go oh I thought it went pretty well we went to a team had a couple beers afterwards like it seemed like it was going well so she i asked she wanted to go to a bar sports bar nearby and she was down and kicked it for a while and uh seems kind of crazy but like she kept asking me like if i'm gonna order anything else to eat and uh honestly like i'm a big eater um i don't know if i made her feel uncomfortable because she was just chowing down and I wasn't. But one of my good buddies always tells me that I should eat before the date because I'm a little bit of a slob. I don't know if she was bothered by that or what. I don't know.

How sloppy do you eat? Were you throwing food all over the restaurant? Did you need a bib? I only have another person's opinion on it, you know, who I trust so I don't know. I mean, I do kind of squirt barbecue sauce on a shirt but, you know, we're a couple drinks in. What?

Like on purpose? No, no, no. I'm trying to help her out, like trying to pass it over. And that's going to get her over. So, do you have a good conversation outside of the condiment showers or, uh, I thought so. Okay. Did it seem like the barbecue sauce on the shirt bothered her?

No. I mean, not that I was aware of. We'll see if we can help you out and try to figure it out. Uh, but we'll play a song, come back and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay. All'll see if we can help you out and try to figure it out. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date, okay? All right, sick. I'm going to put my phone probably on mute

while she comes on, too. It's going to be a little loud. I like to have the windows down, you know? Oh, when you're trying. Okay, yeah, that's probably a good idea. Thanks for the heads up. All right, we'll play a song, come back, get your first day follow-up next.

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Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We're in the middle of your first date follow-up, and Jay is on the phone. He's getting ghosted by a girl named Dove. So in a second, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Jay, why don't you refresh our memory on your date before we call her? Yo! Dove and I went to a game, kicked it, went to a sports bar after, bought some barbecue sauce on her, which apparently is a thing and then she just

ditched and kind of ghosted now we're trying to see what's good yeah for sure and you think maybe the barbecue sauce on her shirt might have been the thing that turned her off well I didn't before but you guys kind of made a big deal about it alright man

we're going to call her ready alright sick okay here we go Okay, so maybe it's that. All right, man. We're going to call her. Ready? All right, sick. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Dove, please? Hi, speaking. Hey, Dove, how are are you my name is jubal i'm calling from a radio show it's called the jubal show hi dove i'm nina also on the show hi and i'm victoria how are you hi i'm okay hey do you ever listen to the show i have been passing i i'll be honest i'm more of a spotify kind of. Okay. Hey, that's fine.

So we do a segment that's called the First Date Follow-Up. It's where you go out with someone and you end up ghosting them. That person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email about you from somebody. Okay. Well, can you think of anybody that you're currently ghosting? I mean, I've gone on a couple of dates. We're all out here trying to make it happen i get it girl i had gone on a date a couple weeks ago i i did have a good time

oh god what was his name um i think uh jay um and we like went to um a game and i liked him and there's another guy michael i don don't know, maybe Michael or Jay? Maybe Michael or Jay? You were right the first time. Yes, it's Jay. Yeah, Jay wants to know why you're not calling him back. Yeah, dude. What?

What was that? Losted. My bad, dude. I forgot to mute. Oh. Dove, Jay is on the phone actually listening and wants to talk to you. He forgot to mute his phone. Wow. So anyway, yeah, he wants to know why you're ghosting him.

Okay. Well, this is a wild experience. And one I can truly say i've never had before in my life um yeah i mean i what what is happening i love jay what did she say something that i totally didn't know my bad bro i i cut you off. Go ahead. That was it. Yeah, all right. So, I mean, yeah, I, like, thought he was really attractive. I'm really into, like, you know, the, sorry for saying it this way, Jay, but, like, the dad bod look. Like, it's kind of a vibe that I like. And, you know, we were really vibing, and then he started eating and he wanted a side of mayo for like a dip.

But I actually have like a mayo phobia and I just didn't want him to feel bad, which is like why I never said anything. But then I kept trying to like be cute about it and like twist it that it wasn't a thing anymore and I kept trying to like feed him so that he would just skip the mayo dip and then you know even at the end of the night I like I wanted to kiss him but like I couldn't idea like I deal with like the mayo in my mind and so honestly it was like the mayo thing and I maybe probably should have said something but like now I don't I mean that's just it hasn't I don't know well clearly like this is a strange moment but male phobia is a thing

that was sensitive you have like a male phobia like a legit fear of it yeah like it's like everything about it makes me a afraid but more anything like deeply deeply viscerally disgusting i think it's like it's a textural thing it's a visual thing i look at it and like the way that it like looks

like in a mound is like i even just like oh my god like i'm talking about it right now makes me want to vomit like i just like it's just like i think about it in my entire body tenses and then i look at the smell the smell of it the idea of what's even in it like everything about mayo makes me nauseous and i also um yeah i guess at this point it's become like a fear to even be around it because of how it makes me this really feel damn did not hear that i read some about mayo like it, they said it doesn't have dairy, but I think it does. What?

Monkey. What? This is kind of good news. I thought it was the fact that I sauced up your shirt. No, that wasn't it. It was actually one of my favorite shirts, and now it can't come out. But no, that wasn't the reason.

Damn, dude. If you would have broke it down for me, I would, that wasn't the reason. Damn, dude. Like, if you would have broke it down for me, I would have straight up tossed that out the window, dude. Like, no bullying. To Mayo? To Mayo? Yeah. That would have been nice, I guess.

Yeah, never again to the Mayo. Well, Dove, even though you just dissed me, like, I'm going to be real, there should only be one turtle, Dove, because you're hella unique wow what are you sure the mayo is the reason why you

were ghosting him there's like a little vibe here like I was laughing I had a really good time and just like then yeah the mayo really put the ick in all of it like couldn't fake it but like you're you're you're a unique little dude buddy no i respect that it's better that we learned about the mayo thing now than like you know down the road

since i put the ick in it if you go out with me again we could put the yum back in it dove would you like to go out with Jay again on another date? We'll pay for it. Get that yum, girl. No mayo. Okay, okay. I would be willing, these pickup lines, I don't know if I like them or I hate them.

I haven't decided yet, but they are making me smile. So I would be willing to on the condition that for the moment, we just don't include food at all. And we can do some like activity or something that's like really cute and we can we can re-establish the food stuff at a different point in time of life well congratulations jay you got another date hell yeah so dub like for real i got hella activities that we could bust through that don't involve mayo. How sweet.

Sweet. Sounds like a great time. All right. Jubal's first date follow-up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki,

Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that will resonate with your experiences, Decisions Decisions is going to be your go-to source

for the open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.