First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jeff & Caitlyn - One Unexpected Habit May Have Changed Everything
Episode Date: July 21, 2026After an amazing night together, Jeff was convinced there would be a second date. Instead, he's been completely ghosted. Confused and looking for answers, he turns to the First Date Follow-Up to find ...out what went wrong—but the reason catches everyone off guard. What seemed like a great connection takes an unexpected turn when one memorable detail from their night together comes to light. Listen to hear the hilarious reveal and decide for yourself: was it a dealbreaker or just a misunderstanding? Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your back! On First Date Follow Up, we track down the person who disappeared to get the real reason why. Awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright shocking—First Date Follow Up delivers the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. Will there be a second date or just secondhand embarrassment? Subscribe to The Jubal Show's First Date Follow Up and find out! ➡︎ Get on The Jubal Show with your story - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jeff is on the phone today for a first date follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman
named Caitlin.
So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him.
maybe get him a second date, but first, Jeff,
how long has it been since you talked to Caitlin?
It's been like two weeks.
Oh.
Okay.
Have you been trying to hit her up in that time?
I did.
I texted her about four or five times.
Oh.
I'm sorry not to be so shocked, but that's a lot.
Yeah.
All right, and you've heard nothing back?
Nope.
I haven't heard anything back, unfortunately.
Yeah, I don't know if it was because of the text or what
Well, I think now you need to tell us about the date
You know, we've been on the same dogball team
Okay
And, you know, I've been kind of crushing on her all season
And, you know, after our team won a big game,
We all went out to celebrate at a bar nearby
Okay
And a couple drinks in
uh, Kaelin started flirting with me pretty hard.
And, uh, you know, she's laughing at everything I said, like touching my arm type of thing.
Um, you know, I was, uh, I was pretty psyched.
And one thing led to another and we ended up going home together.
And, um, you know, chemistry was pretty insane.
Um, she seemed really into me.
And the next morning we just kissed goodbye and, uh, said, see you at practice.
That was it.
Yeah, everything seemed really perfect.
And now, you know, she's not responding.
Have you had practice since?
Not since, no.
Okay, so you don't know if she's going to be dodging you there either.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
So how did you leave it?
So you said that you'll see each other, but did it sound like she wanted to see you again outside of practice?
Or it was just more like, thanks.
I mean, nothing was really, like, specifically said, but that's the feeling I got, like,
I thought we would definitely see each other again, considering it went so well.
Okay.
Well, what do you think happened?
Why do you think she's ghosting you?
Oh, I don't know.
I think, you know, maybe my text came on too strong.
You know, I told her, like, you know, I never thought I'd be into a dodge ball girl.
And, like, I usually play to escape.
Yeah, I usually play to escape real life.
And I was like, you know, you're kind of become a new reason to show up to practice.
And, you know, I mostly had a great time with you.
I can't wait to see you again.
And, you know, and then I was like, I didn't mean mostly, I meant.
Like, I really did, you know, my text were kind of clunky.
Yeah.
Jeff is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Caitlin.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But before we do that, Jeff, why don't you break down your day?
again with Caitlin for us real quick.
Yeah, so we went out
to celebrate the big game win
and, you know, had a few drinks
and ended up going back to my place
and, yeah, everything went
great. And
upon texting
her later, there was no response
and I think it may have came on
too strong.
And when you say big game, you mean dodgeball game.
Not the Super Bowl.
Okay, all right.
Okay. Well, we're going to try to
call her right now. You ready to go?
I'm ready. Okay, here we go.
Hello.
Hi, may I speak to Caitlin, please?
This is she.
Hey, who is this?
Caitlin, how are you? This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Caitlin. My name's Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name's Jubal. What's up?
Oh, hi. Is there a reason why I'm getting called right now?
Yes, there is. Have you ever listened to the show before?
Yeah, I have.
Okay, cool. Well, maybe, Caitlin, you've heard a first date follow-up.
that's the segment we do where if you go on a date with somebody and then you ghost them,
that person can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting them.
Do you have any idea who would email us?
Is it recent?
Yeah, pretty recent.
I would say within like three weeks.
Yeah, I think I know who it might be.
Yeah.
Is his name Jeff?
Yes, his name is Jeff.
Can you tell us why you're ghosting Jeff?
really likes you and wants to know.
Oh, okay.
Well, this is a little personal, but he makes these dodgeball sound effects when we were
intimate.
Wait.
How?
Wait.
He makes dodgeball sound effects when you guys are internet.
Like, he kept whispering things in my ear, like, incoming and, like, you can't dodge this
one.
Wow.
Um, he, like, tapped my hip and he yelled back to the direct.
hit.
The worst part,
the worst part was like when he
finished, he said
game set
match.
As if my body was like
something to finish and it was like
so uncomfortable.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
I didn't get that vibe for me.
Huh.
Okay.
Okay. And you guys met
on your dodgeball team.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
But he uses dodge ball, like, he says dodgeball stuff while you guys are doing stuff.
That just really makes me feel not too good.
So you're just not into dodge ball the same way.
Not into dodge ball, dirty talk.
Yeah, no, I just, I don't think it's sexy.
It's like someone says, done in depth over time, like, while we're doing things together.
And, um, no.
No, you don't.
At one point he rolled away and he whispered,
Coach would be proud.
What?
Whoa.
Yeah.
Well, all right.
Thank you, Caitlin, for telling us.
Yeah, that's, I mean, I don't, I don't know.
For some people that might be sexy.
Obviously, for Jeff, it is.
And Jeff is on the phone listening right now and wants to talk to you.
No, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
No.
Hi.
Oh.
Hey.
How are you, Jeff?
I'm good.
I was just bummed out that I haven't heard from you, but I guess now I know why.
I'm just really, like, competitive and, you know, dodgeball is a part of who I am.
Okay, so you do do that, Jeff.
Like, in the bedroom, you'll say dodgeball stuff.
Yeah, I mean, I thought it was playful banner.
I mean, she called me MVP at the bar.
Okay.
Okay.
So that was the green light for you to keep going with it.
Double down.
Yeah, it's like my competitive spirit coming out, you know.
Okay.
Right.
Yeah.
I need a man and not a PE teacher with the whistle fantasy.
So that's kind of why I...
No.
You're a dogball girl
You know I figured you'd like it
Yeah but like
Not in bed
You know
I have a life outside of Dodgeball
Like in bed for example
It's just like
You know
For a baker
You're not going to use that in bed
baking terms right
Like yeast
Yeast activated
Definitely don't use that in bed
I mean
I would totally like going on the baking term
if I were the case.
I don't think she's saying she wants to do baking talk.
I think she's saying she didn't.
Like the Dodgeball talk during.
I mean, baking is cool.
Like we could do baking.
No.
That's not the point.
She doesn't want you to do.
Like I didn't want Dodgeball to be like when we were, you know, doing our stuff.
I just, yeah, it was a little much for me, you know.
I mean, like, what are you into then?
I don't know if there has to be a thing, Jeff.
I feel like what a lot of people are into.
Just like someone who's like, chill.
You know, we just do our thing and let the, let the chemistry go its way.
I am.
Like, I would hear the high five was probably too much, but like, I like the high five might be kind of fun.
No, no, I know.
Hey, Caitlin, would you like to go out with Jeff again?
We'll pay for it.
I'm sorry.
I just, no.
You can high five after.
Are you sure?
I just really can't hear the, unhear the direct hit in my head.
It's just, you know, it's not the best memory I have.
I mean, I could have said grand slam.
But that would be more baseball, you know?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, well, Jeff, I'm sorry you did not get a second date, but you tried.
Yeah.
Oh, thanks for trying anyway.
I was just trying to bring that championship energy, you know, but it, like, didn't work out.
It's okay.
Not all of them are home runs.
You'll be somebody's MVP.
Hey, Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.
The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
We're launching Podlandia, AEO rewatch,
our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together,
breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters,
and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life.
Guest stars, collaborators, and friends,
including director Jonathan Chrysler,
the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Kyle is going for it here.
You fully improvised, not just words, but a song about it.
Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.
I remember you thinking that.
Listen to Podlandia.
A.A.O. Rewatch on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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