First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jubal Fresh finds himself in the middle on an intervention in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: September 10, 2020

Sarah met the man of her dreams at a grocery store. Now he's not returning her calls. The Jubal Show finds out why on this First Date Follow Up.Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First day follow-up. I have met a lot of hunky men At the grocery store Really? Yeah really Well I'm short So I'm always having to ask people To grab stuff off the top shelf

That's no lie I've had to do that a few times I would be like hey bro You don't have to do bro Like in that situation Like hey bro Can you grab that for me? Nothing makes you feel

Just like a tiny little dude When you have to do that And Sarah who's on the phone for a first date fall today met the dude that she wants to call at the grocery store was the same thing we're having trouble getting something off the top shelf and needed a tall dark sexy man wearing a v-neck to help you out kind of kind of like that yeah it was kind of um well i mean i have that problem too because i'm like a short pitbull but um this was like a synchronicity case where we met at the grocery store but we're like walking in together

you know like kind of like hey and then grabbing a cart like oh you know and uh kind of flirting but trying to do six feet so you guys notice each other right away before you even walked in? Right away. And you're sure you were flirting right away? Yes, right away. You know, I smiled, but, you know, you have your mask on. But, yeah, like, we made eye contact. It was immediate.

So there were fireworks. Yeah, well, and I'm kind of one of those brazen girls, so, like, I'm even a winker, and I totally totally know that like I I was doing my eyes you threw a wink out you winked at him so awkward yes well I'm originally from Missouri before I moved out so is that a Missouri thing to wink I had no idea let's just give her a pass because she looks that good you wink let's just give her a pass because she has a mask on you know she couldn't he couldn't see her smile so winky wink let's keep going you wink. You sound like a young woman to me, except your moves in the dating world remind me of a 56-year-old man

at a golf club hitting on a waitress. Well, no. I'm willing to speak up. I mean, in this kind of day and age, you've got to speak up. And, you know, like I said, I'm short, and I'm, you know, yeah. You're a short winker who speaks up. Good for you. Good for you.

And decent looking, I might add. I think I'm decent looking. I mean, I've worked in the nightclub industry and, like, people look at me. People wink back, usually. I've got to appreciate your confidence. I'm so confused now. Well, this is, I talk to everybody. That's, like, how I am.

That's the person that I am. And this pandemic is killing me. Not being able to do anything. Oh, so this is, yeah, this is, I talk to everybody. That's like how I am. That's the person that I am. And this pandemic is killing me. Not being able to do anything. Oh, so this is, this is a very, you haven't had a lot of personal interaction. And for someone like you, that probably is very hard. Also, you can't just say in a sentence, the pandemic is killing me. Yeah, it's frowned upon these days. Literally, symbolically, all of it.

Right. All right. So back to Chris, the dude you met at the grocery store who you winked at and followed him around for a little while. Who do you wink at? We're getting potato soup together. He's like, he's getting the lime Tostitos like I get, which that's a special kind of person.

Stalking him at this point. I mean, yeah. No. Hoping that he asks you out. It was divine. like i had watched practical magic the night before this is divine intervention we're grabbing the same thing i'm kind of noticing that like netflix and chill immediately is going to be very easy because we have the same stuff i do believe in synchronicity too so and i was, this is it. And we get to the checkout, and I'm, again, this was, I had so many signs, like the music playing over the speaker, that I was like, this one's not getting away, right?

Yeah. And I asked him on the way out, I was like, hey, good looking. There you go. Do you want to get some coffee? Okay, keeping up with the 50s language. Hey there, good looking. What you got cooking? Why don't you fire me up a date? But I wanted to be

mannerly and I was like, hey, good looking. Want to get some coffee? And you actually said it like that, huh? Yes. Just like that. All right. That's bold. And it worked? Of course it worked. She was talking to a male. Yeah. No matter what. You know, you say that to a guy,

a woman says that to a guy. Most likely, nine times out of ten, or ten times out of ten, actually, he's going to say yes to go out with you. Could you imagine, as a guy jubile, saying that to a woman? Hey, good looking. No, I wouldn't. Hashtag me too so quick. Exactly.

The wind would. I'm like, okay, don't ever wink at me again, you psycho. That's so weird. All right. No, it worked. We went to coffee. We had coffee it was great unless coffee sounds like the last thing you need no offense well maybe you're right

and i did have enough like i was kind of nervous but not really nervous but i drank like more than i should have and i drank on the way there but anyway how much have you drank today just one, just one. Um, but just, it was great. And that's kind of where I am a little, I mean, off beaten because obviously I do talk to people a lot. So I feel like I can read the room and we had a great time. And so what the heck,

man, I'm like calling him wondering if I have like fiddle on my face or like, where did I mess up? Because usually I don't mess up and I'm a perfectionist and I want to fix the issue because he was, it was magical. Yeah. We've got to find out. We do have to find out. So how did everything end with you guys? Did you kiss, hug, anything? No, no. Did you guys have some peach cobbler? No. None of this happened. I just got his number and we texted all night. We texted back and forth.

We were very flirtatious. And then the next day I woke up and it was like a 2020 nightmare. The dimension God has forgotten. Where suddenly I'm not getting responses. Oh, you got ghosted. Yeah. Right. Have you ever been ghosted before?

No. Because girls do it to guys all the time. So how does it feel? It feels like crap. Yeah. That's why I'm calling you guys. I'm calling you guys because that's how crappy it feels. I need like intervention to help me.

Okay. Right. First date follow up. Okay, Sarah, you ready to go? I'm ready. Born ready. Is she ready to go? You've been ready since before you even met this dude at the grocery store, I feel like.

It's destined. I'm ready. If you're just joining us for today's First Aid follow-up, Sarah is on the phone. She went out with this dude named Chris. She met him at the grocery store. She threw him a wink right away, and she asked him out. How did you ask him out again? What did you say, Sarah?

I said, hey, good looking. Want to get some coffee? Hey, good looking. Want hey good looking want to get some coffee and apparently they went out for coffee and then after that they texted a little bit and then he slowly went away and he has ghosted her so she's not sure why you can't think of any possible reason that this dude might not like you no i mean unless like my perpium was too strong because i was talking with my girlfriends about it and i know that that's like a turnoff that is one of those silent killers, you know,

where you just can't undo it. All right, well, hopefully it's not your perfume. Well, actually, you know what? If it is your perfume, that's something you can change. Hopefully it's not something else. I'll change it. Yeah, I'll tell him that. If he says, hey, her perfume is bad, hop on the phone and be like, I'll change it, boyfriend.

Good looking. Good looking, I'll change it for you, however you want to say it. Love spell back on board. Whatever. Whatever. Love spell from Victoria's Secret. Is that what it is? Love spell? Yeah. It's an old school one. Guys won't know what I'm talking about, but they need to bring that back. Amber

Romance. Oh my gosh. Amber Romance. I had totally forgotten about that. I'm going to call Chris right now. See if we can get him on the phone and find out why he's not calling you back. Okay? Okay. Is there no way on that board of like buttons over there of yours that you can't mute her? Would you like me to mute you until, no,

until there's time to talk to him? Okay. But if not, I can do that. Yes. So we can get the information from him and then you can talk to him. I'm listening right now. Yeah.

Yeah. I got this. Okay. Okay. Do we even have time to talk to? I don't know. I don't even know where I am anymore. All right, here we go. I I've got this. Okay. Okay. Do we even have time to talk to? I don't know. I don't even know where I am anymore. All right, here we go. I'm dialing the phone number. Hello? Hey, is this Chris? Yes, this is Chris. Who's this?

Hey, Chris, what's up, man? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. How are you? Sorry, say that again? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. It's a radio program on your FM radio dial. Have you ever heard the show before? I mean, I haven't really listened to the radio much.

You know, quarantine, I'm not driving to work or anything, so no. Okay. With me, as always, is my hot ass wife, Alex Freyash. Hello. Oh, hi. And English Evan. Hi, good morning. Oh, I see why you're calling that.

We are tricky like that on this show. Hey man, I'm calling you because somebody actually emailed us about you. Really? Yeah. We do a segment called the First Date Follow-Up on this show. And what that is is if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and figure out what happened. And recently, you met a girl named Sarah at the grocery store. Yeah. Yes, I the grocery store. I,

yeah, yes, I did. Okay. We talked to Sarah because she emailed us about you and she said that you met at the grocery store and you guys went out for coffee and she really liked you and you were texting a little bit, but then you kind of dropped off the face of the earth and she doesn't know what happened and she wants to know why you're not talking to her anymore.

Oh, huh. Well, I've never been asked out by a woman before and i was like so taken aback it was great i mean like well we kind of flirted before that yeah okay asked me in the checkout line to go out it was crazy what'd you think about her when you first saw her so yes so sarah she kind of did this thing where she, like, winked kind of. It was hard to tell. But she was definitely, like, you know, vibing very hard. Right. She told us all that. Let's just get to the coffee and the date. I mean, what happened? Why aren't you talking to her now?

Well, I mean, we were texting, right? Even after the date. But there was so much going on. She was very bubbly. very bubbly yeah like like yeah high high energy right yeah about how she used to work at a nightclub and like when we were having coffee she kept getting up like i mean every five minutes and would run off to the bathroom and then she would come back and be super ultra peppy. I was like, okay. I've seen that before. That's kind of a red flag for

me. Going to the bathroom every five minutes, being really peppy. It's, you know, I'm not going to. So I'm assuming Chris, it's not like somebody with a small bladder is a red flag for you. It's more that you think she was doing something in the bathroom that would make her be extra peppy? Yeah. Kind of hard to be like, hey, we just met for coffee and everything, but are you a hardcore drug user? Yeah. Chris, hey, hey, so I'm listening. Oh, okay. hey, so I'm listening. Oh, okay.

Oh, my God. A hardcore drug user? That's what you, okay. I would not have jumped to that with me, but like, did I give that vibe? Yeah, I definitely got that vibe. It was just, I don't know. Oh, my God. Sorry.

Other than caffeine and dark chocolate, I don't. Sugar. Yeah, somebody getting up, going to the bathroom, coming back, talking a million miles per hour, working at a nightclub, it all just kind of adds up and gives a little vibe. That's all I'm saying. Here's the deal. My girlfriends and I, in this pandemic, we've been doing these cleanses, and we're doing like who can drink the

most water. And I'm extremely competitive. I don't know if you can tell just by like listening to me, but I'm one of these two, I'm going to give it my all. Okay. And I've been actually doing pretty good, like a gallon a day.

And so I did have to go to the bathroom a lot. That is true. But it was for no other reason than I have been winning, um, at drinking a lot of water. I think I'm kind of learning to speak your language. Really? Are you saying you had to pee a lot?

Yes. Okay. So no hardcore drug problem. No. Chris? Okay. I heard all that. Yeah.

Okay. Well, I'm sorry. You know, I misjudged'm, I'm misjudged. Knowing now that you misjudged, would you like to go out with her again? We'll pay for it. Uh, yes, I will. Just, you gotta promise me, Sarah, that you are not doing drugs. Yeah, we can define drugs. Like I said, chocolate, but I am not. So Chris, you'll do it? You'll go out with her again?

Yeah. Wow. Yes! Congratulations, Sarah. You got yourself another date. Yes. This is exciting. And I'm not a drug dealer, everybody, and drink your water, but not too much.

Okay. All right. I just had to turn it off, you guys. You hung up? I hung up. We'll'll get on a date another time I am worn out I guess you couldn't handle it anymore I'm tired

but it was a successful first date ow hey everyone it's Katie Couric well the election is in the home stretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my

friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines,

exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. or wherever you get your podcasts. and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations.

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