First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jubal Fresh learns the finer side of... Second choices?!

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

Colby calls The Jubal Show after a great date with Natalie. They went to a park and had their own wine tasting since wineries are closed due to Covid. Colby is afraid he was too much of a wine snob. Jubal Fresh calls Natalie to see why she won't go on a SECOND date...Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Nutty. With notes of almond and dirt. Oh. Sweat from the hands of someone who picked it. That's horrible. Okay. That doesn't sound good to you? No.

That's how people describe wine to me, I think. Oh, gross. Anyway, I say that because today's first date follow-up involved wine tasting. Ooh, fancy. I love the music. You do? This is what people listen to when they go wine tasting. Reminds me of home, too.

It's either this or Insane Clown Posse, I think. Colby is on the phone. Colby would know because he did a wine tasting, I guess, with a girl who's not calling him back. Colby, this is the kind of music you guys listen to when you wine taste, right? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Before we get into the actual date and how things went, what's the girl's name you want to call today? Natalia. Natalia. All right. Okay. So tell us a little bit about Natalia.

Where did you guys meet? So we met online. Just, you know A dating site. Started chatting. Then we went out on an actual date. What did you guys do for the date? We decided we were

going to go on a wine tasting. I'm a wine person. I know quite a bit about wine. Just when he said it, the music just started. I didn't even press the wine. You hear that? See, just when he said it, the music just started. Sorry about that. I didn't even press the button. He said wine tasting. Wine tasting music was there. Sorry about that. Back to you. So you like wine? Yeah, and

she does too, and she talked about wanting to learn more about it. Okay. So we were going to go on a wine tasting. And then... Oh no, there's the music again every time. Happens every single time.

So you decided you were going to go wine tasting, and is that what you did? We did. So the event that we were going to go to ended up getting canceled last minute. Okay. And so instead, I actually went and bought a few different bottles of wine, and we did a picnic, and we just did our own. That's cool. Yeah, creative problem solving. That's a better option, too, because it's way more personal.

Exactly. It's just the two of you, and like you said, I guess you know a lot about wine. She wants to learn more about wine, so you could sit there and sniff your wine and spit it out and tell her exactly how to do it. Right, right, right. And I had a great time. I thought that it was mutual. And I tried to get in touch with her and follow up and hopefully go out again. And I have not gotten any response out of her, obviously,

which is why I'm talking to you guys. Well, how did the date end? Did you guys kiss or anything like that? We did. We had a kiss at the end of the date. It wasn't like a make-out session, but, you know, just kind of a nice end of first date kiss. Okay.

I mean, it sounds like you put a lot of thought into it. Yeah, it did. It sounds like it was something you both wanted to do. It sounds like you got a kiss. Why do you think she's not calling you back then? You know, I thought, it sounds like you put a lot of thought into it. Yeah, it did. It sounds like it was something you both wanted to do. It sounds like you got a kiss. Why do you think she's not calling you back then? You know, I thought about it. The only thing I can think of is I'm worried maybe I came off snobby as far as like... Oh, because of the wine?

I mean, look, I told you guys, I'm a wine person. I do know a lot about wine. And she really didn't know like anything and she's asking a lot of questions and i you know maybe i just spent too much time explaining all these things about wine and and maybe came off as snobby i don't know okay cue the music right there? There you go. Hello. Stupid, would you like to learn about wine?

Is that what you think happened? At the end of the date, though, did you guys, did she say that she wanted to meet up again, or it was just nothing? Like, she just said that she had a good time, or? You know, I said, like, you know, we should do this again sometime or whatever. Like, I can't remember exactly even how we said it now, but we didn't make any plans. It was just like, yeah, we'll definitely get together again soon

or whatever. Again, that's the last I heard from her. We haven't chatted. I mean, I'd really like to go out with her again. I had an amazing time and something went wrong.

I guess I'd like to know what it is. Yeah, even if she won't go out with you, at least you know for the future. Right, yeah. Yep. Exactly. All right, well, we'll play a song,

come back, and then we'll call her in your first day follow-up, Brad, for this, all right? All right. Thanks, guys. You know what I can't stand? What? People who don't know anything about wine. You said it.

The finer things in life. I actually know nothing about wine. Neither do I. Unless it's MD2020, and that's not really wine. You said it. The finer things in life. I actually know nothing about wine. Neither do I. Unless it's MD2020 and that's not really wine. But on the phone is Colby and he knows everything that there is to know about the fruit of the vine. Isn't that right, Colby?

I definitely know my fair share. Okay. Sounding very posh aren't you, Colby? Yes. I hope not. I guess that was my concern from before. Well, we're going to find out. If you're just tuning in, Colby is on the phone. He's not getting a call back from Natalia.

They went on a date. They went wine tasting. And Colby, I guess, knows a lot about wine. And the event that they were supposed to go to got canceled. So he decided, why don't we just do our own little wine tasting? And they went to a park, I guess, and had a picnic. And he chose a bunch of wines. And he feels like he might not be getting a call back because maybe he came off

too snobby. He can't think of anything else because they even kissed at the end of the night and made plans for later. And then she just stopped talking to him. So we're going to call right now and see if we can figure it out. Colby, are you ready? I'm ready. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Natalia, please? natalia mask who's calling jubile from the jubile show it's a radio show i'm here with me my hot ass wife alex freya hi and english evan hello really the jubile show is calling me yeah it's us it's us yes we're calling you how are you natalia i'm doing good i'm doing good. I'm

doing good. Kind of confused why you guys are calling. Well, we're calling because somebody emailed us about you. Somebody emailed you about me saying what? Well, you went out on a date with them and now you're not calling them back. Have you heard of that segment before? No, I don't think I've heard you guys do that before. I've heard you guys do the I'm catching you cheating and, you know, and radio. That's it. Yep. I haven't cheated on anybody or nobody's cheated on me. I don't think so.

Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's good. Are you in a relationship currently? No, not at all. Well, that's good because you went on a date the other day. Yeah. With a dude named Colby. So wait, Colby's the one who wanted you to call me?

Yes. He told us about your wine tasting date, said he really liked you, and then you just stopped talking to him and he wants to know why. There's a reason, but I mean, I don't know if I want to share it. Is he snobby?

Like a wine snobby? No, he's not snobby. What do you mean by that? I mean, I just feel like he was mentioning how much he knows about wine and that you just didn't really know that much, and maybe he came across as being snobby. Yeah, he told us about how he took you on that little wine tasting date. Yeah, the picnic.

Yeah, and he sounds like a snob to us. Very pretentious guy. He was very, very knowledgeable, but that's not the reason why I stopped calling him. Okay, so what is the reason? So I'm surprised he even wants to call me. I mean, it doesn't sound like he wanted to go out with me in the first place. Really?

Why do you say that? Well, I happen to have read something that he posted. What did he post? Okay. So after our date, I had a really good time, and I went home. I had butterflies in my stomach. I was thinking about things that we talked about. That might have just been the wine.

Hammered. I felt good until I signed on Twitter. What did he say on Twitter? Well, he posted, he said, sometimes you have to go with your second choice. And you know what? Like right after you guys went out? Literally right after we went out.

Oh, wow. So you think that he's talking about you? I mean, why else would he have said that? I mean, he might have been talking about anything, though, like dinner he was having that night, you know, waking up the next day and anything. I mean, it can't be anything else. We got home like 20 minutes. He lived 20 minutes from where we were. And that in those 20 minutes is when that got posted.

What else could he have done that he was referring to you know what for next time you should just go with his first choice i don't like being second you know it's because his first girl did not work out that i'm the next thing okay so that's the only reason i mean yeah everything was going wonderful until you know i got home and i saw that on twitter and i'm what his second choice no i wanted to be B choice. All right. I mean, I guess that's understandable. I mean, I thought it was a compliment,

but it seems like everybody in here is disagreeing with me. It's not a compliment. Well, Natalia, thank you for being honest. And also I should let you know, Colby is actually on the line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah. Even though you're a zombie. No, no, you guys didn't do that to me.

Yes, we did. Oh my God. I mean, don't be too mad at them. It was my idea. That's true. Hey, Kobe. Hey, Natalia. I think that there's just a misunderstanding as to what that post was. No, there wasn't a misunderstanding.

It's clear. It's exactly what you meant to say. I was second choice. So maybe you should have gone with your first, Kobe. Also, it's weird to tweet that after a date. I mean, you don't think she's going to look at your stuff and see that? Yeah, but you weren't my second choice as far as

the person I was dating. Just going to the park was the second choice. Because remember, the first choice, we were going to an actual wine tasting event. Kobe, just stop with your head. Just please. Like, listen to yourself.

You sound like you're lying. Like, what are you trying to cover up? What, did you call back your first choice and it didn't work out? So now you're again calling your second choice? That's not going to happen again, okay? You definitely meant what you said. Who says that anyway?

I feel like he was telling the truth. Telling the truth there. I believed him. No, he's definitely lying. I can tell. Like, I know this is like intuition, a woman's intuition. He's telling the truth. I truth there i believed him no he's definitely lying i can tell like i know this is like intuition a woman's intuition he's he's telling the truth i i was second choice that's the truth of it whatever i i swear that's not what's going on here the park was the second choice there's there's not anybody else that i'm seeing right now

why would i tweet out that you were my second choice if I wanted to go out with you again. Like, like that would be stupid. No, Colby, that's definitely bullshit. There's no way that you meant anything else except for that. I mean, you guys just always say stupid shit like that. I mean, just be honest. Tell me like your first choice did not work out. So there I was for a little me second choice. Let me try her out.

And then I came along and then I guess you kind of liked me, but you don't post that. But it's pretty clear to me that was just your second choice. And I happen to be awesome. But guess what? You're asked out. It's not going to work anymore because I'm very disappointed that you would have to post that to all your friends and guy friends and make it seem like, Oh, sometimes it's just a choice, you know? But no, it's over. It's not going to work out, Kobe. I'm going to tell you, before you say that, I would love to ask you if you'd like to go on a second date with Kobe.

We will pay for it. No, it's not going to happen. I'm not going to be his second choice for a second date again. The answer is no. Kobe, you're a f***ing a**hole. Oh, wow. Kobe. Kobe, you're a f***ing a**hole. Oh, wow. Colby. Colby, you there?

Yeah. This really took a turn. Yeah. She's gone. She hung up. She's very angry at you, Colby. I believe you, Colby. I do, too.

I do, too. Yeah, all of us in here believe you that you meant that. Because, yeah, if you wanted a second date, that would be a really stupid thing to tweet. Yes. I mean, I'm glad that you guys believe me. There's definitely not anybody else. Oh, there he goes again. Lying again, Colby. Classic Colby.

Oh, my God. You got me. I'm a big liar. Jubilee's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.

I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?

Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else.

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