First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jubal Fresh MUSTACHE you a question!

Episode Date: November 6, 2020

Sergio calls the Jubal Show for answers after he takes Alaina on a first date but can't seem to get a second. Could it be because of his mustache? Jubal must-ask Alaina what happened!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Not that long pause there, sorry. What do you think this means? So Sergio, who's on the phone to do a First Date Follow-Up right now, isn't getting a call back from a girl named Elena. And he sent his email in asking for our help. But his email said he went to the bathroom on their date. And when he came back, her face changed. Oh, my God.

Like, did she remove her makeup? Or did she just swap face? Was she wearing a mask before? Did she see what he did in the bathroom? Did she get plastic surgery? I don't know. Sergio? Hey, guys.

What do you mean her face changed? Like, you went out with Elena, and then you got back to the table after going to the bathroom, and now you're out with Kevin Hart? What does that mean? No, nothing that drastic. Just, you know, a change of expression. Okay. Okay.

All right. I was so curious. So, before we get to how that happened, first, tell us about the girl you want to call today. Her name's Elena? Yeah. Yeah. Elena. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Elena. Uh, we met, uh, pretty recently at the grocery store, you know, just, uh, I think she's behind me in line and I just, uh, I saw like a magazine or something on the rack and I

pointed out an us weekly and kind of struck up a conversation, you know, and, uh, that's pretty bold of you. Yeah. Well, you know, you know, by the time the groceries are back, I had her laughing a good bit. And, you know, I've worked up the nerve to get her number. Okay. All right. You don't sound like a guy that has to work up a lot of nerve to me. Yeah, I don't have a problem with that usually. I've learned if you can get them laughing, you can usually get their number.

Wow. Okay. So get a woman laughing, you can get their number. That will be on your tombstone. So you did get her number. And what did you guys do for your date? I've got a restaurant where they know me. They know, you know, they know what I like and how to, how to take care of me. Right. So I took her to this place and the date was going great. The food is excellent. She was obviously into me laughing

and I was really into her. And then I went to the bathroom and everything was different. What do you think happened in the time you were in the bathroom? I have no idea. It's honestly perplexing. The only thing I can think of was that I kind of as a goof had like a little scraggly mustache,

just a little, you know, a little stubble of a mustache just to, you know, kind of as a joke. But, you know, maybe that was it. Well, you said everything was cool before you went to the bathroom. So unless you shaved that mustache in the bathroom at the restaurant, then I don't think that would be the reason. No. Well, I know that. I mean, the only other thing was that she might've thought was weird was that I didn't put my napkin in my lap and she did make a comment about it when I dropped

some food in my lap. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, if I would have gone out with someone and they had a mustache and they weren't using a napkin, I'd probably think they were a serial killer. Yeah, definitely. I mean, that's all you can think of, though. Yeah. I mean, you know, that was that was that was the restaurant. And then, you know, gave her a ride home, went in for a kiss and was denied, which is not usual for me. But I did ask her, you know, at that point, do you want to do a second date? She gave me a firm maybe and said, you text me about it.

And I did. And I didn't get a text back. OK, how long has it been? It's been about a week now. OK. How many times have you reached out to her since that date? Well, since then, I've texted her three times. Okay.

And she hasn't responded to anything? No, not at all. Okay. And the only thing you can think of is your mustache or not using a napkin. I mean, that's all I can come up with. Okay. All right, we'll play a song, come back and call her and see if that is what ruined your date, okay? Okay, guys, thanks.

Sergio? Yep. So, did your date, Elena, also have a mustache? No. Okay, damn. Ruined my theory. Because Sergio's on the phone for a first date follow-up, and he thinks that his date might have been ruined

because he was joking around and he shaved a mustache. He also thinks that it was because he didn't use a napkin, but I was like, if she had a mustache, then maybe she had mustache envy. And that's why she's not calling you back. No, no, no. She definitely didn't have a mustache. Okay. Well, if you missed the first part of the first date follow-up, Sergio's on the phone. He met this girl

named Elena. They went out for dinner. And he says that when he went to the bathroom at some point, her face changed when she got back. Like, she was cold and he doesn't know why. And like I said, the only thing you can think of is maybe because he had shaved a mustache, and also he didn't use his napkin. No kiss at the end of the date. And when he asked if she wanted to go out again, she said maybe, and hasn't texted him back.

Yeah, there is one particular mustache style that I'm thinking of. Is it the one that... Back in the handlebars? No, no, the one back in the day that one man did. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't shave a Hitler stache, did you? It's not a Michael Jordan in a Hanes commercial, no, the one back in the day that one man did. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't shave a Hitler stache, did you?

It's not a Michael Jordan in a Hanes commercial, no. Okay. I was going to say, the only person that can wear that is Michael Jordan. That's it. So it's a good thing it wasn't that. All right. Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back, okay?

Okay. Thanks, guys. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Elena, please? Yeah, this is she. Elena, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. I'm sorry, who is this?

Jubal from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. Oh, okay. Why are you calling? Well, that's a good question. Have you heard of the show? Yeah, I think I've listened to it a few times when I'm driving. Okay.

Okay. Cool. Well, have you ever heard us do the segment where we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling them back and then we get that person on the phone and ask them if they can tell us what happened? Yeah, I think I've heard it once or twice. Okay. Well, we must ask you a question. I'm sorry. What did you say? We must ask you a question about how the date went and why you're not calling him back. Um, I'm sorry. Which date? That wasn't a clue for you at all? Uh, no, I, I don't even understand what's going on right now i'll explain so you went out on a date

recently with a guy named sergio remember serge yeah yes i yeah yes i did and that's why alex was making the genius mustache shoe a question the best joke you got it now ever Ever. I do. I'm sorry. That wasn't a prominent mustache to remember. Okay, so you weren't impressed with Sergio's mustache? No, it was a little thin. Okay. Are you a woman who likes a big mustache?

No, I'm not really even a mustache fan, but if you're going to have a mustache, it should be like an actual mustache. So Sergio's the guy that emailed you about me? Yes. I was trying to work mustache into saying yes there, but I can't figure it out. There's no way. Yes. Sergio emailed us about you because he told us about your date. He said that he had a really good time with you. Um, and he thinks the reason that you're not calling him back is because he had a mustache or because he didn't use a napkin while you guys were eating is that what happened um i mean yes he has a mustache

and he did not use a napkin but no that wouldn't be the reason why i wouldn't go on a second date with somebody okay so what would be the reason that you wouldn't go on a second date with him um because i think he's a ladies man i mean you think he's a ladies' man. I mean... You think he's a ladies' man? Is that what you said? Yeah. Oh, the mustache, that's why. Is it the mustache? No, I mean, he was

really nice, actually, and for the first part of the date I was really into it, but then something happened, and so I was like, nah, I'm not gonna do this anymore. What happened? So, when Sergio went to the bathroom, somebody approached me. It looked like a different waiter at the restaurant and he just said, hey, is this the first date with this dude? And I said, yeah.

And he goes, well, he's in here a lot and he brings a different girl like multiple times a week. He's a player. Yeah. brings a different girl like multiple times a week he's a player he just yeah he just kind of said like good luck that and he was like kind of quirky about it and so i was like oh wow that's not cool well whatever this is just fun or you know i i like downplayed it and then like he was actually kind of sweet and funny but i seem i feel like he's telling the truth and he gave me his number i took it i took the paper the waiter who

told you that sergio always brings a bunch of girls in there asked for your number well he did but i kind of looked around because i wasn't sure if the guy was coming back from you know come back to the bathroom so he like already had his number ready too and he was like well listen uh here's mine and you should text me sometime. And then I just said, okay, thanks. And then he went away. And then once Sergio came back, I mean, I was just kind of disgusted when he came back because I just, I was not going to be one of the guys. Can I just say something here, please?

Sure. You can. You're just going to butt in. Yeah. What? Yeah. Lena, sorry. I should have told you that earlier.

Sergio is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah. Oh, my God. Why? Because you wouldn't call me back. Oh, my God. So you do this? That's like super weird.

Don't you have enough sticks to like hit up? I mean, I guess this is the only way I guess I was going to find out that I got skunked at my own restaurant by a server. Who was it? I don't know. All I know is that he said that you're in there with girls all the time. Well, and you just believe that, huh? Please, tell me it wasn't the busboy with the rat tail goatee. My mustache is thin, but you're going to take the busboy with a goatee's phone number?

I don't care what he looks like. Is it true? I mean, I've been to that restaurant, yes. Yeah, you can't even answer it. Like, I don't need to waste my time with you. But don't, Elena, don't you think maybe that whoever it was in the restaurant that told you that Sergio's there with girls all the time might be trying to hit on you by making that up because he gave you his number right after, right? Yeah, I've just, I have never seen anybody say that to somebody. I mean, that'd be a weird way to pick somebody up. It seemed true to me.

Yeah, I've been there before on dates, but I'm not in there all the time with dates. This guy saw you and he wanted to give you his number and this was his move and you fell for it, frankly. Whatever. I'm asking you, do you take a million girls there? Because if you do, I'm actually looking for something serious. I don't need to be just one of the like Well, I mean, if you think about it, he's taking a lot of girls there. So maybe he's just trying to find one that he really likes. Yeah, that is what dating is. By the way, you gave someone else your phone number on our date.

That's a very good point. Yeah, but I was like over it. So I would have done that otherwise. Oh, okay. So on the word of a stranger in the space of a time it took me to wash my hands in the bathroom, you were over it. That's right, huh? Yeah. And by the way, he gave me his number.

I just texted it later. And really, wouldn't we be doing the same thing? You bring a bunch of girls to the same restaurant, and I'm over a date and talk to somebody else. Okay, well, if you're both doing... But I didn't... Go ahead. I didn't pick any of them up while we were out together. Well, if you're both doing the same thing, I have an idea.

Why don't you guys go out again? Yeah. Elena, would you like to go on another date with Sergio? We'll pay for it. Different restaurant. No, you know what? I'll pass. I don't need the free meal.

Oh, come on. You and me and the bus boy and maybe I'll bring another girl. We'll have a great time. Yeah, exactly. Nah, I'm good.

All right. All right. Well, thank you for your time, Elena. Appreciate it. Sergio. Thank you. Sounds, thank you for your time, Elena. Appreciate it. Sergio. Thank you. Sounds like you need to find a new restaurant.

Well, at least I know I can keep the mustache, though. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun,

thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team

for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing,

and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.