First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jubal Fresh really 'Whizzed by' this First Date Follow Up!
Episode Date: November 4, 2020Isaac calls The Jubal Show and tells them when going for a jog Charley came up to him they talked and had a great time, Isaac thinks he drank too much and now Charley isn't responding to his messages!... Jubal Fresh calls Charley up and gets some 'wet' details!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First day follow up.
You know how you can tell if you're attractive.
Oh, someone will hit on you if you're attractive? How?
Someone will hit on you when you're running.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, guess what?
No.
I'm not attractive then.
No, what I'm saying is if you're super attractive and people can look past your weird gait when you're running, you must be really hot.
You should see Jubal try to run back on defense when he's playing basketball at the gym.
Is it bad?
Is my back pedal that bad?
You're not back pedaling.
You're front pedaling.
Oh, well, my front pedal is worse than my back pedal.
I love you to death, but it looks like you're putting so much power and effort into getting back there and like hardly going anywhere.
I am.
Why we're going over this at this point.
Trying to do a first date follow up, not just completely destroy my confidence.
But on the phone right now for a first date follow-up is Isaac and Isaac got
hit on while running, but now the dude who hit on him is not calling him back. What's up, Isaac?
Hey, how you guys doing this morning? You're probably better than I am because I just got
demolished for how weird I run. Before we get into your date and how you met this guy,
what's his name? Yeah, his name's Charlie. Charlie. Okay. So you
met him when you were running? Yeah, I was just, you know, out for an afternoon jog. And the next
thing I know, this guy just kind of like, sidles up to me and starts talking to me while we're
while we're running, which has never happened to me before, but it was cool.
Yeah, that's, I mean, that's aggressive.
That is, like, all I can imagine is, like,
it looks really awkward in my head.
That's a weird way to meet somebody.
Just, hi, my name's Isaac.
Is that how it was?
Yeah, no, I mean, we'd caught eyes earlier,
but I wasn't expecting him to say anything.
And, yeah, I was breathing pretty
hard, but as soon as he came up to me,
I slowed it down to more of a
power walk kind of thing.
And that's interesting, because you never knew
this guy before. Did you know he was hitting on you
right away, or did you think some friendly dude was talking
to you? This is an ignorant straight guy asking the question.
I honestly...
No, no, no. I knew
he was hitting on me and like it
wasn't subtle like some of the looks i was giving him you know what i mean okay all right cool so
how was the conversation like after he came up to you how much time did you guys spend together and
how was the vibe yeah yeah i mean uh the conversation was great we like i don't know
talked for like an hour or so yeah at some point in the conversation we talked
about you know maybe meeting up that night so we decided um that i would go to over to his place
to like watch a movie and stuff so it was like netflix and chill i mean like yeah you know i
mean if you meet someone on a run and you hang out for an hour and it's like, hey, you want to come over to my place later?
I would imagine you know what the deal is.
Something's going to go down.
Yeah, it pretty much happened the way you guys said it happened.
We drank a lot and, you know, it was fun.
All right.
So you drank a lot and it was fun. And he's not calling you back, and, you know, it was fun. All right. So you drank a lot, and it was fun?
And he's not calling you back, though, after that?
No.
So I woke up the next morning, and he was a little, I don't know, a little cold.
And I didn't understand why, but, you know, not everyone's a morning person.
Yeah.
So I left, but now he's not texting me me and I don't know why, because we had a
really good time together, but I, I mean, I did get kind of drunk the night before,
so I'm worried that I said something.
Okay.
So you've, how many times have you tried to text him and how long has it been?
Uh, it's been like a week and a half.
Okay.
And how many times in the week and a half have you tried to reach out to him?
I mean, it's kind of like, I don't know, three times.
Three times.
And he hasn't replied once?
No.
All right.
And anything you can think of?
Just the drinking thing, like you said?
I mean, the drinking thing.
Maybe he didn't think I was very good.
I don't know.
Good at drinking or good at other things?
Netflix and chilling.
Ah, okay.
I think I get it.
Uh, yeah.
So, I don't know.
I was just hoping you guys could help me out.
All right.
We'll do that.
We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if we can figure out what went
wrong, okay?
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
We'll do it next.
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There's so many streaming services out there.
There's got to be a lot of terms for watching them and then hooking up.
There's Netflix and chill.
We all know that one.
Yeah, that's the only one I know.
Hulu and Hump.
Oh, my God.
Is that real?
HBO Max and Saks.
Amazon and Get It On.
Oh.
That works.
Disney Plus and...
Ride My Bus.
Bus.
Apple TV and Do Me.
Anyway, all I know is right in the middle of a first date follow up and Isaac is on the phone with us.
And Isaac met a dude named Charlie while he was out on a run.
He said Charlie came up to him and kind of hit him up while they were running.
They ended up like hanging out together for an hour and then met up later that evening.
He drank a lot.
So he thinks maybe he said something wrong while he was drunk because he said in the morning when he woke up charlie was
kind of cold and not like the temperature cold yeah like attitude towards him was he cold or was
he hot still i think uh i mean he was still hot but hot in the cold west okay and isaac has tried
to reach out to him but charlie has completely ghosted him. He doesn't know why. So we're
going to call Charlie and see if we can figure
out what happened. Alright, Isaac,
you ready to do it? Yeah, I'm
so ready. Thank you. Alright, here we go.
Hello? Hi, may I speak to
Charlie, please? Uh, this is Charlie. Hey, Charlie, speak to Charlie, please?
This is Charlie.
Hey, Charlie, what's up, man?
How are you?
This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.
Sorry, who?
Jubal from The Jubal Show.
That's Mahara's wife, Alex Freyash.
Good morning.
And English Evan.
Hi.
It's a radio show.
Hi.
Why are you calling?
Well, I'm calling you because we do this thing on our show where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up not calling them after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened.
And we recently got an email about you.
Huh.
Okay.
From who?
Wouldn't you like to know?
You should know. Would you like to know? You should know.
Would you like to know?
Yes, I would like to know.
Who emailed you about me?
His name is Isaac.
Remember Isaac?
You remember hanging out with Isaac?
A little jogging?
Yeah, I remember Isaac.
Yeah, Isaac said it was quite a cool night.
Yeah, he said he had a great time with you.
That's all he said?
That's not all he said, but it was the gist of it.
Yeah, that was most of it.
But it sounds, from your reaction, unless I'm reading you wrong, we don't know each other very well.
We met maybe a minute ago.
And so I'm having trouble reading you, Charlie.
It doesn't sound like you really liked Isaac.
I mean, I didn't have anything against Isaac at first.
We had a pretty good time, but things got a little,
I guess a little out of control for a first hangout.
Well, that's what he said.
He said you guys met while jogging,
and you made plans later to meet up,
and then you guys hooked up. And in the morning when he woke up, you guys met while jogging and you made plans later to meet up and then you know
you guys hooked up and in the morning when he woke up you were kind of cold and that's the last he's
heard from you he said we hooked up yeah yep it was not exactly like that it wasn't like that you
didn't hook up no okay well why would he say you guys hooked up Like were you drinking too much you don't remember anything
I guarantee you he thinks
We hooked up but he wasn't able to
Because he was way too drunk
Oh
So is that why you're not calling him back
It was just a bad experience for you
Not even exactly that
Um
It was actually
Kind of in the middle of the night,
wakes up from being passed out,
and walked into my living room and peed all over my couch.
Oh, no.
Yeah, he didn't mention that.
He did not say anything about that.
I'd be surprised if he remembered.
Oh, wow.
So you didn't tell him?
I didn't. I didn't know what to say. Do you didn't tell him?
I didn't know what to say.
Do you want to tell him now?
Why would I tell him now?
Because you basically already did.
Because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, my God.
Charlie, I am so sorry.
I don't remember that at all.
I do have like a thing where sometimes I sleepwalk a little bit,
but, like, it's never anything that embarrassing.
I'm mortified.
Like, I totally believe that I peed on your couch.
I mean, like, you know, stuff not like that,
but something like that has happened before.
And, like, I just – was it, like, a big pee,
or was it, like, just a little dribble?
Isaac, it was a lot of pee.
Look, Charlie, I would never intentionally pee on your couch.
I promise.
I just, I was a little nervous and excited to meet you and I drank too much.
And like, that will not, that won't happen again.
I'm so sorry.
What, what can I do to make it up to you?
Tell me anything.
I swear.
I don't, I don't know if there's anything you can do, man.
I don't know if I should be hanging out with people who get so drunk.
They're just peeing all over stuff.
No, but I, I, I don't get that, that drunk that often.
I was just, you know, I didn't have to drive anywhere,
and I was nervous and just excited.
So I'm not usually like that.
I'm not that guy.
I promise, like, just give me another chance,
and I will make it up to you.
Well, hold on.
It sounds like you're deliberating about that, Charlie.
Yeah.
Let's make this official. Would you like to go on another date with Isaac if he promises not to pee on any more of your furniture?
We'll pay for it. We'll pay for it before you answer. We'll pay for it.
Will you pay for a new couch?
I will not pay for a new couch.
Or any property that he destroys.
Yeah.
I won't destroy any more property. I promise.
I mean, if you love the property, I promise. I will,
I will,
I mean,
if you love the couch,
I'll shampoo it
with a new couch.
I mean,
it sounds like
he really likes you.
Yeah,
it does,
Charlie.
Would you like to go
on another date with Isaac
more than the couch?
Do you value the couch
more than a potential
relationship with Isaac?
He sounds like a nice dude.
I already threw
that couch out.
Oh.
So now I don't even
have a couch at all.
Oh, God. I mean, that kills out. Oh. So now I don't even have a couch at all. Oh, God.
I mean, that kills me.
I am so, so sorry.
I will buy you a new couch.
If you want to go furniture shopping together, we could pick one out together, and it would be perfect for your place.
Oh, there you go.
That's a cute date.
So sweet.
First date, furniture shopping.
I mean, usually that's a date where you've been together for a while, but
in this case, it makes sense. What do you think,
Charlie?
Okay, Isaac.
You know, I did have a really good time with
you that night and earlier in the day, so
I'm willing to give you another chance, but
if you pee on anything
else that I own,
no peeing. I am not
a big keerer, I promise.
Like, in general, or
a big drinker. We'll just have a good, like,
good, wholesome time together.
Alright, well, congratulations.
Isaac, you got
another date. Thanks, guys.
And thank you, Charlie. I promise you're not gonna regret
this. Aww. I hope
not. So sweet. And when you get that
new couch, do the plastic wrap on it, you know?
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Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the
homestretch, right in time
for a new season of my podcast
Next Question. I'm bringing
in some FOKs, friends
of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight
straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique
take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.
And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups,
this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else.
Ready to laugh and stay informed?
Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports.
I'm Tisha Allen,
former golf professional and the host of welcome to the party.
Your newest obsession about the wonderful world.
That is women's golf featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing,
and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club.
Welcome to The Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership
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