First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Jubal Fresh throws down the best dog jokes in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: September 11, 2020

Jubal Fresh and the rest of the show get to the bottom of why two dog lovers are drifting apart. It really is a dog eat dog world.Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Not to date another dog person I don't think so Dog people attract other dog people Like I think it's impossible for someone who loves dogs To be with someone who doesn't really care that much about dogs And today on the phone For a first date follow up is Alan And Alan is definitely a dog person, right Alan?

That's right, love him What kind of dog do you have? I've got a Rhodesian Ridgeback Wow I don't even know what that is That's a fancy one I think Yeah Okay, so there's two people in this room who are not dog people

One person who has a cat So we don't know what a Rhodesian Ridgeback is exactly That's a big dog, isn't it? They're a medium sized dog, I'd say It's a a big dog, isn't it? They're a medium sized dog, I'd say. It's a medium sized dog, isn't it? It's a great name. Definitely not like a little teacup. They're actually an African breed. They're just beautiful, like orange

coat, super loyal. So they're from the Rhodesia or the Ridgeback region of Africa. I don't know. So anyway, your email said that you met a girl on Instagram. That's right. And it also said that you two a girl on Instagram. That's right. And it also said that you two bonded over dogs. Did you give her all the information on your Rhodesian Ridgeback that you just gave us?

Well, I did eventually when we finally met up. So you hit her up on Instagram. You're not one of those dudes that went to the Explorer section, found a photo you liked, and was like, You're beautiful. No, no, I'm not a creep like that. I think the perfect thing you should have said, like, slid into the DMs, just been like, hey, want to see my Ridgeback baby girl? Yeah, I got a medium-sized dog if you want to see it. So, no, I DMed her after she had commented on one of my posts about my dog.

So there was already an interest there. I looked at her profile like, oh, my God, who's this woman? She's got dogs too. Beautiful. You know, she responded to the DM and eventually she gave me her number. We were texting for a while and we realized we live relatively close to each other. There's a dog park that we are both familiar with and decided to do a responsible, socially distanced dog date at the dog park.

Okay. I feel like guys do that a lot to get girls. They have dogs. Specifically for that reason. Specifically to get girls. Like, I've seen it. Like, the Frenchies, like, why would, you know? Yeah.

I think so, too. Like, that's just to get girls to talk to them. Dogs and babies. Guys have babies, too, just to get chicks. The baby, like, they're on their chest. So, do you have a dog to just get chicks? Oh, absolutely not. I've grown up with dogs, and I'm super outdoorsy,

and it's just nice to have a companion. And they're a really athletic breed, so I can take him hiking, camping. Oh, yeah. I was just about to ask if you have, like, a doggy backpack that you have to put him in if he's tired. No. He could practically carry me. Oh, okay.

So you guys went to the dog park, which you've done before. And compared to your other doggy dates, how was this one? It was good. Obviously, given COVID, we kept physical distance. We had our masks on. So there's a little bit more energetic distance, if you will. Like, it's weird when you can't see someone smiling and laughing. I'm guessing you guys didn't get as close as your dogs did when they got to know each other.

There was no sniffing involved. Did the dogs have a good time on the date? Like, were they, you know, all over each other or playing around? Oh, yeah. Is that like a factor in like dating? Like if the dogs get along? Yeah, I think it must be. Yeah, definitely. I mean, the dogs have to get along because the dog came first. If my dog doesn't like your dog, I don't think that we can get over that hump, so to speak. Okay.

Okay. Are you ever worried about running into other girls at the dog park? Because how often are you doing this? All the time. Well, first of all, there's a lot of dog parks. There's a lot of dog parks in this world, doll face, and you happen to bring your shih tzu into mind. What kind of dog did she have? She actually had a little chihuahua.

Oh, a little ankle biter. I've learned to hold space and appreciate them. I'm not going to say I love them, but they're not as bad as you think they are. All right. Well, that's a glowing review of Chihuahuas right there. So other than the dogs, I mean, was there anything really special about it or was it just kind of a normal date? No, I mean, it was actually as spectacular as could be. Given the circumstances, we were laughing and we just related on so many things.

Like we even started talking about our families and there's a lot of similarities there. I thought everything was absolutely teed up for us to see each other again. I mean, it sounds like a good conversation for the first time meeting. Yeah. I mean, did anything, you know, go wrong on the day? Like at all that you can think of? Was there anything fishy going on? No, there was nothing that I could think of. It was a great day. So when she kind of ghosted me, I was shocked. Well, how did things end then? I mean, did she just not call you back after

the dog park? Yeah. I mean, we, we spent probably, you know, an hour and a half together, which is a long time to stay at the dog park. Yeah, it is. We actually hugged. Oh, that's nice. The world's getting more comfortable. Yeah, people are getting more comfortable. So you actually hugged, which if you're doing the whole base thing, you remember when you were a kid and it was like first base. Oh, yeah.

English Evan doesn't know because you do cricket or whatever. Yeah, wickets. Yeah. First wicket. But right now, hugging is probably like third base on a date. So congratulations. Good job. Yeah.

I mean, it's big letting someone into your physical space these days. So the social distance the entire time until the end. Like, screw it. That makes sense. Let's hug. But she's just not calling you back, huh? Yeah. We said that we would text later,

and I texted that evening just to say, hey, it was a great time. Texted her the next day, and it's just been absolutely crickets. Huh. Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and see if we can figure out

why she's not getting back to you, okay? All right, thanks, you guys. Yep. First date follow-up. I'm not going to lie. First date follow up I'm not gonna lie first date follow ups like this are difficult for me

why? because Alan's on the phone and he met a girl named Shauna at the dog park right and just how I am with things

I wanna make like a million dog jokes like I was gonna open this up with who let the dogs out and then talk and do it's very easy

reference every single dog movie must love dogs I had to do it I had to do it right there. I'm sorry. Marley and Me. Marley and Me.

Homeward Bound. I just want to do all the dog jokes. There, bud. And Alex just had the best one. Okay, so I'm going to try not to do that. I'm going to try to hold back a little bit from doing them. Doggone it. If you missed the first part of today's First date follow-up, Alan is on the phone.

He met a girl named Shauna on Instagram. They're both dog people, so they went to the dog park and hung out. He said everything went great. Conversation was amazing. They even hugged at the end of the date, which right now in COVID times is basically going all the way. And after the date, she didn't call him back. So we're about to get her on the

phone and find out why. I'm always so excited for this part. I'm like really wondering why she's not calling him back. Yeah, me too. I mean, from everything, it sounds like it went well. So here we go, all right? All right. All right. Hello?

Hello? Hi, may I speak to Shauna, please? Speaking. Hola, Shauna?ana, please? Speaking. Hola, Shana. Como estas? Hola. Who is this? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.

It's a radio show, and it consists of me. My name is Jubal Freyash. Hi. Mahara's wife, Alex Freyash. Good morning. That would be the female that you heard. Oh, okay. Good morning.

English Evan. Hi. Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Have you ever heard the show before? Oh, okay. Good morning. English Evan. Hi. Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Have you ever heard the show before? I've heard of you guys, but I'm sorry I've never listened.

That's okay. I feel so bad to say that. That's fine. But I'm calling you today because we do a segment on our show called First Date Follow-Up, where if you go out on a date with someone and they end up not calling you back, you can email us and we'll call that person and try to find out what happened. And we got an email about you from a dude named Alan. Oh, really?

Okay. Yeah. He emailed you? Yep. He sent us an email and he told us all about how he met you on IG. You guys had dogs. You went to the dog park and your dogs bonded and you guys bonded and you even hugged at the end of the date.

Yeah, it went so well. That you hugged and then after the date you haven't called him back and he's wondering why. Yeah. Okay. Sounds like a good reason. Yeah. I say I might have to tell you why.

Well, you don't have to do anything you don't want to do, but we would appreciate it. We would love to know. Yeah, he would appreciate it as well. I'll do it, you know. have to do anything you don't want to do, but we would appreciate it. Also, yeah, he would appreciate it as well. I'll do it, you know. Thank you very much. Yeah. So why don't you want to call Alan back?

Well, okay. So he seemed like a really nice guy when we first met, you know, he's just very intelligent. But the only thing that looked a little odd was that he was wearing a matching shirt with his dog okay he did look the same you know for a profile but yeah his he was wearing a matching shirt with his dog and obviously that's a big okay kind of weird for you when uh dudes you go out with dress like they're animals? Yeah, so it was a little odd. He barely spoke to me. He didn't talk to you? He said that you guys had great conversation.

Like the whole time. Well, he had a great conversation with my dog. What? He actually, he got on his knees looking at my dog and going, hello little one. Oh my gosh. Do you like me? That is so creepy. And weird weird so i was just a little put off but i'm a nice person so i wasn't just gonna bail because the dogs did get along to a degree

but then he started running with his dog so he basically ignored you paid more attention to your dog and then went running with his dog and left you there. You know, it's really weird. Like, he sounded like such a normal, like, cool, fun guy. Yeah, yeah. It was just way too weird for me. And I didn't know how to respond. So I just kind of ghosted him, so to speak.

Well, there you go. I can understand why. I think, you know, that might creep me out a little bit if I were you. Also, I wanted to let you know that he is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Oh. Surprise. Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Yes, I am. Alan, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Alan, do you talk to all small dogs like that? I can't help it. It's not like I'm trying to talk down to him, but like something about tiny little dogs. They're just so cute, right?

That's just how you talk to a little dog. And I'm sorry, Shauna, that you think I was talking down to your dog or it was odd, but it's just a cute little thing. I couldn't help it. Yeah, I'm still shocked that he's on the phone. Yeah, sorry, Shauna. I didn't even say hi.

Hi, Shauna. Yeah, you just went right into talking about how cute dogs are and you can't help but... Apparently, you never said hi to her. Ellen? Yeah, Shauna, you feel like I didn't talk to you at all? Well, out of an hour and a half, I think we actually talked 10 minutes. And the rest of the time, you were either playing with your dog or you were talking to mine. Talking to mine.

Wow. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I love dogs. And how am I not going to talk with your dog or you were talking to mine. Talking to mine. Wow. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I love dogs. And how am I not going to talk to your dog? You might want to talk to the person you're on a date with. Maybe. Yeah.

Yeah. So if you ask your girl out, you should really talk to her more than her animal. Yeah. Well, if you weren't bashing my dog from the moment we got there, maybe we would have had a little bit more to talk about. Bashing your dog? What are you talking about? You sn bashing my dog from the moment we got there, maybe we would have had a little bit more to talk about. Bashing your dog? What are you talking about? You snubbed my dog.

You barely even said hi to him. I mean, at least I gave your little teacup the attention she deserved. You're upset that I didn't talk to your dog? It's rude. I mean, he came up to you and was trying to give you some love and attention, and you barely even gave him a scratch, let alone a sentence. A sentence. A sentence. Do you guys need anything else from me?

Because, you know, I'm done, and I don't really want to talk to him anymore. Do you guys need anything else? Any more questions? See that? She's not even talking to me now. She's asking you guys if she's done. She's snubbing me just like she's snubbing my dog. All right.

Shauna, one more thing. I'll wrap this up. Would you like to go on another date with Alan Will Pay For It? Absolutely not. Oh. What a surprise. I'm surprised by that. Good.

I don't want to see you again either. You know what? Your dog has more personality than you do. F*** you. I'm out. Wow. Alright. Shauna, are you still there? I'm still here.

Sorry, but I'm glad we at least got to the bottom of this for you. Thank you. Alright, bye. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out,

like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join back in our ears on The Daily Show, Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines,

exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives

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