First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Kai & Evie - Eggplant Emoji
Episode Date: January 10, 2025➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow UpWhat happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to... get roasted, when you really just want a second date.======This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts======The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh ======Meet The Jubal Show Cast:====== Jubal Fresh - https://jubalshow.com/featured/jubal-fresh/ Nina - https://thejubalshow.com/featured/ninaontheair/ Victoria - https://jubalshow.com/featured/victoria-ramirez/ Brad Nolan - https://jubalshow.com/featured/brad-nolan/ Sharkey - https://jubalshow.com/featured/richard-sharkey/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Kai is on the phone today for our first date follow-up and he's getting ghosted by Evie, who we went on a date with and really likes.
So in a second, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Kai, how long has it been since you heard from Evie?
Hi, guys. It's been about two weeks since I've heard from Evie.
We usually are very friendly and flirtatious to everyone that goes to our CrossFit gym. We've been certain back and forth for a little bit,
but then we decided that we'd go and grab a smoothie after a workout.
So we went and grabbed a smoothie and that went really well.
So then we decided we'd go out and try to actually have a proper date.
So we went to this new tapas place in town.
We ended up chatting with each other and we got the paella.
And while we were waiting on the paella to come out,
we decided to, after we ordered, we decided to sit on the same side of the booth
and we'd go through each other's phones and we were talking about pictures
and videos that we were talking about, especially with our family members.
And then there was a kiss, which was pretty awesome.
So I think everything was going according to plan, but then I haven't heard back from her.
And I think it's because I ate all the shrimp out of the pie.
I'm not really sure.
Okay.
It's because you ate all the shrimp.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So let's talk about the kiss then.
Was that mutual?
Like, did you feel like she was giving that energy back?
Definitely.
Definitely mutual.
So I kissed her.
She kissed me back.
So then where does the shrimp come in
why do you think that that's the thing did she say something about it
i she would give me a look the entire time.
So is it that you ate all the shrimp or is that because you left the girl starving?
That's why I called you guys.
Okay.
You reached out to her and she just said nothing?
Nothing.
Well, what was your last interaction? So what did you
say to her? So basically you sent her a text
and said, I had a great time. And then she responded
saying thanks for dinner. And it wasn't the energy that you were looking for so i texted evie um
after dinner i said you know i had a really great time and i was looking forward to the next date
and she just responded with you know thank you for dinner that was a period you know kind of
low energy with kind of response um so i haven't heard anything from her since then. Okay. Have you seen her at CrossFit?
Just in passing.
Not really, not really, you know,
long-form competition, just, you know,
high, how are you, what's up?
Not really a favorite talk about those type of things.
Oh, you're getting curved.
Yeah.
All right, well, we'll see why. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you,
maybe get you another date, okay?
Okay, sounds good.
All right, play a song, come back, get your first day follow-up next.
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Right in the middle of your first day, follow up.
And if you're just joining us,
Kai is on the phone,
and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Evie
that he really likes.
He met her at CrossFit,
and they went out on a date,
and he thinks he's not getting a call back
because he ate all of the shrimp
and the paella that they ordered,
and she also needs her protein
because you know CrossFit.
Absolutely.
So we'll see if that's the reason.
All right, Kai, are you ready to give her a call?
Yes, I am.
Okay, man.
Here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Evie, please?
This is Evie.
Who's this?
Hey, Evie, how are you?
My name is Jubal.
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Evie. I'm this? Hey, Evie. How are you? My name is Jubal. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Evie.
I'm Nina, also on the show.
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Uh, okay.
How are you?
It's a radio show.
I'm confused.
Sure.
Have you ever listened to The Jubal Show before?
Uh, yeah.
Every now and again.
Okay, sweet.
Thank you. Are you familiar with what a first date
follow-up is oh uh yeah okay okay okay cool well that's the segment where if you ghost somebody
they can email us to get you on the show and ask why you're ghosting them and we got an email about
you from somebody you have any idea who that would be well i've only gone on one first
date recently so i have a feeling i might know who it is okay okay who's that is it kai yes it is
he told us about your date and he wants to know why you're not calling him back or why you're ghosting him would you mind telling us yeah i mean
so like we had a we were having like a pretty good night um tapas and then like we had this
like really good kiss right and then he got up went to the bathroom and while he was there
his phone just kept getting messages from someone named V.
And it was like eggplant emojis and like peach emojis and time emojis.
And I'm at least five just in the time that he was in the bathroom.
So like, I don't know who he is, but it sounds like he's kind of got something going on already.
And I just felt so uncomfortable
after that. Yeah. And then
he just didn't mention them.
Like, I don't know. It felt like
he just left his phone out on the table.
Like, he would see what came to his phone
when he came back kind of thing. Okay.
He thought the reason you're not calling him back is because he ate
all the shrimp out of the paella.
Oh. I mean, yeah,
he did do that, and that was dumb.
Okay.
So it said he was getting texts that
seemed like from another girl.
I mean, five.
Yeah.
A lot of eggplant emojis.
A lot.
We should ask him about that, don't you think?
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
He's here, right? Yes, he is. Kai's on the phone and wants to talk to you. Yeah. Evie. Oh, that's right. He's here, right?
Yes, he is.
Kai's on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Hi, Evie.
Hey.
Hey, Evie.
This is kind of awkward, but I'm a little bit mortified.
And I'm going to kill my son, Vic.
He's the one that was sending all the emoji text messages.
Is that your friend?
It's my friend, Vic.
Yeah, he was basically, he knew that I was into Evie for a while and he was trying to be encouraging by sending those messages
in order to let me know exactly what I should do.
Anatomically speaking, it goes well on a date.
What?
Not that I don't appreciate his input, but I kind of already knew how to do that anyways.
But in his own way, he was trying to at least be encouraging and be friendly.
But I don't think he knew that she was going to see the messages from him.
In addition to this happening, I'm going to kill him the next time I see him,
but it was nothing sexual between me and somebody else.
It was mainly sexual between me and my buddy.
Okay, so what you're saying is it it wasn't another girl but it was
your friend like convinced we were gonna hook up like is that why you went out with me because you
were like sure we were gonna hook up i i wasn't going out with you because i was convinced we're
gonna hook up i was gonna help you because i wanted to go out with you that the whole
walking up thing is just a bonus you'm you're the main you're the
main goal here is to to go and have a good time with you because i'm into you the a goal come on
like a guy like you at the gym only has one agenda and friends just like z or vick or whatever his
name is i knew you were too good to be true when I went out, right?
Like, if that's all you're interested in,
like, that's not what I'm here for.
That's not all I'm interested in, no.
That's just my friend's dumb idiots
who decided to send very, very dumb text messages
when I wasn't at the table.
But I am not into you for that.
That's just a bonus.
I'm into you for everything that you are and everything that you can be.
And especially all the conversation that we're having on the last day.
Connections are going really well.
So, yes, I understand that you might be a little upset and confused by the messages,
but that's the last thing on my mind.
And also, your squat game is insane.
You can squat so much, and I think it's really hot.
So it's also, that's an added bonus.
You have child-bearing hamsters.
What?
At some point in time, after an apology dinner,
when you possibly see about potentially doing something along those lines.
Ice cream after too.
Also, you get to eat all the shrimp tonight.
You get all the shrimp and wherever we go,
I will make sure that they feed you at least
eight extra shrimp just to make sure
that I get to make it for the last time.
I don't know if this is theater, just like out there.
Evie, would you like to go on another date with Kai?
We'll pay for it.
I still don't know
if I totally believe you yet,
but you can buy me
shrimp. You're saying yes?
Yes.
Yes, I will go on a second date, but you are on probation.
It sounds like she said yes to shrimp.
Okay, well, congratulations, Kai.
You got another date.
Yay!
I appreciate all the help. This was
exactly how I thought it would go.
Thank you so much.
Just tell Vic to lay off the eggplants, okay?
Okay.
Yeah, I want to see those texts, though.
I will definitely show them to you.
I'm going to do a little bit of editing
so that way they're not as graphic as they used to be.
Oh my god.
I will make sure that you see them.
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like Ezra Klein,
Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also
going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the
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