First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Kent & Jessica - Tommy Bahama
Episode Date: May 23, 2024➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow UpWhat happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to get... roasted, when you really just want a second date.======This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts======The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh ======Meet The Jubal Show Cast:====== Jubal Fresh - https://jubalshow.com/featured/jubal-fresh/ Nina - https://thejubalshow.com/featured/ninaontheair/ Victoria - https://jubalshow.com/featured/victoria-ramirez/ Brad Nolan - https://jubalshow.com/featured/brad-nolan/ Sharkey - https://jubalshow.com/featured/richard-sharkey/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Kent is on the phone today for your first date follow-up and he's getting
ghosted by a woman named Jessica.
So let's see if we can help him out.
Kent, before we get into your date and stuff,
how long has it been since you heard from Jessica?
It's been nine days.
Not counting her.
Okay.
Why don't you tell us about the date?
What happened?
How'd it go?
I mean, well, I mean, guess basically we kind of had two dates
uh because the first one was really impromptu you know uh we just we met at the beach yeah she was
with her friends you know and there was this big like volleyball game going on you know so we just
kind of joined in and uh lucky enough for me you know um jessica you know she was teamed up with
me you know we're on the same team together.
We just started kind of talking back and forth between, you know, plays and whatnot.
And, you know, ended up hanging out the rest of the night.
You know, I had some drinks down on the beach.
Just, you know, kind of taking in the sun and drinking, you know.
So fun.
That does not happen.
Are you kidding me?
When's the last time you went to the beach and went, oopsie, let's all night sorry i'm just jealous so good that part went well yeah i mean yeah i
mean that went really well because you know uh i asked her to actually go on like a proper
you know second date if you will with me uh you know she agreed you know i mean she was i don't
know if it was the alcohol i don't know but, but she was telling me that, you know, I was telling me how hot I am or whatever.
Right.
I don't know.
I mean, I listen to your guys' show, you know,
so I don't want to come out like a dirty thing, you know.
And I was just, like, wearing, like, a Hawaiian shirt, you know,
and some board shorts.
I don't know how sexy I was.
I guess, you know, it was her thing, I guess.
I mean, she liked it.
You know, she was telling you that.
Yeah, and she made you feel good.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Okay, yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, so, you know, the next it. You know, she was telling you that. Yeah. And she made you feel good. There's nothing wrong with that. Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So,
yeah.
So,
you know,
the next night,
you know,
we go to this restaurant,
I pick up this restaurant,
just overlook in the ocean,
you know,
not too swanky or anything,
you know,
and I got my best,
like,
you know,
beach wear on,
you know,
and,
uh,
we just,
we just talked about life and,
you know,
our goals and stuff like that.
You know, she wanted to live and die near the beach.
And we talked about how we listened to your show, you know, and all the crazy, like, pranks.
Oh, she listens too?
Yeah, she listens too.
Red flag.
Yeah, for real.
I'm just kidding.
Well, no, I met Troubo on a remote a while back.
Sweet, did we have a good conversation?
Did I also hit on you?
Did you ghost him?
Yeah, yeah.
He ghosted me, too.
Yeah, that's what I'm actually calling it.
No, but it was good.
You know, and then we actually went back to the beach.
Just wanted to watch the sunset.
And I actually had like a little towel in my board shorts I took out, you know.
We just like sat out there. And we had a good towel in my board shorts I took out. We just sat out there.
We had a good time.
Then we took that good time back to my place.
Had some really good times.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
It was perfect.
I thought it was great.
All the way good times?
Just to kind of paint the picture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All the way good times.
Oh, okay.
Hopefully you listen to the podcast of the show while that was going on.
That'd be cool.
That'd be hot, right?
It's like we were there.
You know.
So why do you think she's ghosting you then?
I don't know, man.
Like, I really liked her, you know.
I mean, afterwards she said you had to go to work the next day.
But that she would text me.
You know, I tried calling her and texting her a couple times.
I haven't gotten anything back. I mean, you know, I'm not listening and texting her a couple times, but I haven't gotten anything back.
I mean, you know, I'm not listening, because I listen to your show.
I'm not into any weird stuff, you know, in the bedroom,
any adult playtime.
I'm not into, you know, any weird stuff,
so I don't think it's any of that, you know.
Well, maybe that was the problem.
You're not into the weird stuff.
Oh, man.
Maybe.
We'll see if we can figure it out for you.
We'll play a song, come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date, okay? Okay. All you. We'll play a song, come back and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. OK.
OK. All right. We'll play a song, come back and get your first date follow up next.
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Kent is on the phone today for a first date follow-up,
and if you're just joining us, he's not getting a call back
from a woman named Jessica, and he doesn't know why.
So we're about to call her, see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him,
and maybe get him another date if he still wants one.
Before we do that, though, Kent, why don't you refresh everybody's memory about your date with Jessica?
Oh, yeah.
You know, we kind of had like a couple of dates on the beach.
You know, our second real official date was at a nice little restaurant overlooking the ocean.
And we spent the time on the beach.
We had some extra special time back at my place.
And, you know, I haven't heard from her.
It's been nine days now.
And what was the reason that you think she might be ghosting you?
I mean, honestly, I don't know,
because she told me how hot I was, you know?
And I mean, I told you guys that I'm not into any weird freaky stuff,
but maybe she is into that stuff.
I wasn't.
All right.
Well, we'll see.
I'm about to call her right now.
You ready?
All right.
Here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Jessica, please?
This is Sheik.
Hi, Jessica.
How are you?
My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Jessica.
I'm Nina.
I'm on the show, too.
Hi, and I'm Victoria. Hi. Yeah, I listen to you guys. How's it Show. Hi, Jessica. I'm Nina. I'm on the show, too. Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Hi.
Yeah, I listen to you guys.
How's it going?
Oh, sweet.
It's going great.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
What's this about?
I think I kind of know, but you can tell me.
Go for it. If you think you kind of know, go for it.
I'll tell you if you're right or wrong.
Yeah, is this about Ken?
Yes, it is.
Nope, I had a feeling.
Yeah.
So can you tell us why you're ghosting him?
Yeah.
Um, I mean, listen, the date was great.
He was really nice and thoughtful.
I thought the sunset at the beach was like a nice touch.
And listen, he's like super sexy.
He has that McConaughey look to him.
Very laid back, fearful guy with perfect abs and a great ass. You know, I, I really couldn't complain.
He was so hot. Um, and we were also, you know, great in bed,
but the reason I haven't been calling him back is because I've noticed that he
kind of dresses like a beach bum. I mean, both times that we were out,
he was wearing these loose
Hawaiian shirts and it was cute at first. And I get that it was really casual, but after we hooked
up, he offered me a shirt and there was nothing but Hawaiian shirts. I mean, is this guy like
Tommy Bahama? I never, I mean, I don't know. It was fine at first and I never brought it up, but
I also realized that he never
told me that he had a job. So, I mean, he had a great place, but I was just like not into
dating a beach bum. You know what I mean? To be fair, Tommy Bahama is not cheap. So if he's got
a bunch of Tommy Bahama shirts, that's actually a good sign. It's just questionable when it comes
to style. I mean, I like it it but i understand every day yeah you're
right yes i mean it is a great brand but it's just like is that all you wear and is this all you do
just like go to the beach and hook up with girls you know okay okay so he felt like it was his game
it didn't really seem like he was into being more serious and i also wanted a man, you know, not just some like surfer dude.
Well, thank you for being honest.
Appreciate that.
And this is the point where you told me that he's on the phone, right?
Yes, it is.
Oh, really good.
Yeah.
Hi, Ken.
Hey, Jessica.
Hey, how are you?
I'm good.
Sorry, this is how you have to hear me, I guess.
Yeah. I mean, look, you know, I do have a job, just so you know.
I thought it was kind of dorky, you know, because I work as like a programmer for a gaming company.
You know, I develop video games from my office, you know.
So, you know, I work at home, so I don't have to go into an office or anything.
I don't have to wear sippy suits.
I like wearing clothes that are comfortable.
Yeah.
I get you.
I do make a lot of money.
I will say. I won't be shy about it.
I do make a lot of money.
If I was Tommy Bahama, I'd make a lot more money.
That's not what I'm going for.
Okay.
I wish you could have told me these things when we were together
you know i felt like we didn't really talk about the normal serious stuff i guess well i mean we
talked about like you know our hopes and dreams and stuff like that um i thought that was way
cooler than like talking about some boring job that i mean i love what i do but you know it's
everybody has a job you know everybody has to do something to make money. You know, we were just, we were just deeper stuff,
you know? Yeah. And do you usually pick up a lot of girls at the beach? Is this your go-to?
No, no, I promise. I promise. I'm not, I'm not that guy. I don't know. The stars align with you.
I mean, you are really hot, so I wouldn't be surprised.
One thing I did want to ask is, do you own anything else other than Hawaiian shoes?
I mean, I can buy something that's not Hawaiian.
I mean, I can, you know.
Maybe you take me shopping.
But you really don't have anything else?
No, I don't. No, I really don't. All right. Maybe we should me shopping. You really don't have anything else? No, I don't.
All right.
Maybe we should fix that.
No, I'm kidding.
Of course I have different clothes.
I got a whole suit and pants
that are Hawaiian print.
All right.
Looking forward to that.
I'm just messing with you.
He's a Tommy Bahama influencer.
Yeah, that's what I should call you from now on.
Yeah, no, I'm just messing with you.
I'm just kidding.
Of course I do.
And I would really like for you to get to know that Kent.
Ooh.
Jessica, would you like to go on a date with Kent again?
We'll pay for it.
Then you can get to know business Kent.
Oh.
You know beach Kent.
I mean, yeah, I do kind of feel bad for jumping the gun.
Um, yeah, I love to go on a third date with you.
Especially if it's paid for.
Yeah.
Sweet.
All right.
Well, thank you.
Oh, Jessica.
Thank you.
Hey, listen, I'm going to go, uh, I'm going to go all out.
Okay.
I'm going to have a top hat.
I'm going to have the cane.
All right.
I'm going to get the, I'm going to get the furs out.
I'm going to look dapper. Dapper Dan.
Dapper Ken.
This guy sounds like a good time.
I'll bring out my best dress.
Okay. Oh, there you go.
Send us a pic.
Have a good fancy dinner.
Will do.
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