First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Mason & Natasha - Toot Toot

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

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Natasha is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Mason who she really likes. So in a few minutes, we're going to call him, see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Natasha, how long has it been since you heard from Mason? Oh, man, it's been like a couple days. I don't know. Well, he won't hang out with me again. I don't know.

He just says he's busy. He has to work. Family obligation. Okay. But could that be legit if it's been a couple days or the couple days is silence? I mean, like we work in the same building. I just don't get it. Like it's not, it's just a bunch of, it's a bunch of BS because he could just be busy

or I don't know. I feel like something else is going on like we had such a great date we had like fire it was amazing so like the fact that he won't like just meet up for another happy hour right across the street from our office is just doesn't make sense well let's talk about the date what part was let's hear about the fire well i mean like i don't know we we had a really good time like our date was like amazing but like we were like touching kissing like we shared appetizers and like i don't know then we went back to his house and um we hooked up i had to go like i had to sneak out in the middle of the night because i had a early work day the next day but i don't know i just thought that since it was so hot and

really i didn't see anything that went wrong i just don't understand like why he can't even like i mean after a coffee in the lobby like what in the heck right now it feels like you're a little eager have you expressed that eagerness at any point after so you guys hooked up well yeah yeah but like okay so i might have like kicked something when i left his house um that may have upset him like i took something and when i was leaving yeah i might have kicked something like okay well there was like kitty litter on my shoe when I was leaving his house. So I was like, oh, no, maybe I kicked over his cat litter box. And maybe that is that why he's not talking to me.

I mean, I might be pissed about that. So did you leave a mess behind you? Is that what you're saying? It was dark. It was early. I didn't see it. I might have. I don't even know if a cat was in there sorry that's not funny did you address the potential mess that you left did you say sorry

i think i kicked something on my way out or anything like that i want to explain myself but like i'm just not he won't meet up with me so he's just being cold and uh i after hooking up and after the way everything went and then if i made a mess in his apartment and if that's why he doesn't want to see me again just tell me yeah that doesn't feel good right yeah especially after hooking up with somebody they do owe you a little something that doesn't feel good you have family obligations. I don't even understand how many could be possible. It'll be.

OK, well, we'll play a song, come back and then call him and see if we tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date if you still want one. OK? OK, thank you. All right. We'll play a song, come back and get your first day follow up next. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. All right, we'll play a song, come back, and get your first day follow-up next. for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.

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this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Natasha is on the phone today for a first date follow-up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Mason. So in a second, we're going to call him, see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But real quick, Natasha, why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?

Basically, we work in the same building. We didn't realize we had worked together for so long. And we had drinks, we hung out, and we hooked up. I don't know, I maybe kicked over his cat box. And now he won't hang out with me. And he's giving me a bunch of weird excuses. All right. You think it might be because he kicked over the litter box on accident?

Legitimately. All right. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out. Here we go. You ready? Yeah. Okay. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Mason, please? Hey mason mason how are you good what's uh who's this oh

thank you for asking mason my name is jubal and i host a radio show it's called the jubal show hi mason the whole show's here i'm nina hi and i'm victoria oh hey guys i've heard you guys i heard you guys later i heard you guys earlier oh I heard you guys earlier. Oh, sweet. Oh, thank you. That's cool. We're just calling to say thank you. We are. That's part of it.

We were watching you. Listen, we're actually calling you because we got an email about you, Mason. Okay. It's from somebody who you went on a date with, but now you're ghosting. This is a first date follow up. Okay. All right. So what are the accusations? on a date with, but now you're ghosting. This is a first date follow-up. Oh, okay. Alright. So, who... What are the accusations?

Any idea of who would email us? Natasha? I'm pretty sure you're correct, Mason. It is Natasha. What happened? She wants to know why you're ghosting her. She said she really liked you, but now you won't talk to her.

Okay. So, all right. Well, this is, um, okay. If she wants to hear it on the radio.

So we were obviously like, she told you guys kind of the basic, what happened. We, we met and we went out for drinks and then, uh, she might, well,

she might've spent the night. I don't know if I'm allowed to say. Yeah. Yeah. She told us that part. Okay, cool. And then, so it's like, so we're drinking and I'm a light sleeper. She spent the night. I don't know if I'm allowed to say. Yeah, yeah. She told us that part. Okay, cool. And then so we're drinking and I'm a light sleeper.

She spent the night and I kept on waking up because she kept on farting. And it's fine. There's nothing wrong with farts. But it's just a little bit like maybe I get too soon for farts, if that makes sense. I just kind of met her and I'm already hearing her fart. Not bad. Everyone does it. Exactly.

You can't really control your body. It's too soon. Hold it in. That's funny. Yeah. So, which is fine, because I'm sure, like, you know, who doesn't fart? So, but I was just a little bit much for me. It kind of gave me the ick.

But there's nothing, there's no bad thing. I should have just, honestly, I should have just got back to her. It wasn't like while you guys were like out and stuff, is it? No, I mean, I was sleeping. Who knows what she was, but I remember her being, it was just sleep. Okay. Farts. I could see if she was doing it on purpose or blatantly in front of you in the middle of a conversation.

But, like, if you're sleeping, you can't really control what's happening, right? I know. That's why it's an embarrassing ick, I guess. I mean, I just, again, like, it's maybe if I just knew her longer or if it's, like, a dating thing. Because, you know, there's nothing wrong with that when you're dating someone. I always get nervous about that. Falling asleep next to someone for the first time if I'm going to fart or not.

That's when you get nervous? What if you were in his position? I'm just curious how other people would handle that. Well, she was sleep farting. I think that'd be cute. Unless they were real bad ones. That's cute.

She doesn't even know she's farting. She's so embarrassed right now. Are you crying right now? I'm laughing, yeah. Get your match now. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, thank you for telling us the truth, Mason. Yeah, I feel bad.

I'm a light sleeper. I don't know what to say. Okay, sure. Mason, I don't know if you remember or not, but when we do the first date follow-ups, the other person is on the phone. So Natasha's on the phone and wants to what to say. Mason, I don't know if you remember or not, but when we do the first date follow-up, the other person is on the phone. So Natasha's on the phone and wants to talk to you. All right.

Hey, Natasha. I'm here. Hi. No, it's cool. You were definitely farting. I was farting what did you guys have for dinner

we had a lot of beers I was talking a lot I probably had a little bit of air in my stomach I don't know if I remember I don't know who was farting but there was farting dude so maybe when I toot, it's cute

and it just means I'm comfortable around you, so sorry. I don't know. You were totally farting more than I was, and I feel so much better now. Okay. Which part makes you feel better?

I'm glad we're on the same page, fart page or something. I'm glad we have the same... Which part makes you feel better? I'm glad we're on the same page, fart page or something. I'm glad we have the same. Yeah, I'm glad you got to hear me fart because I felt unfair. I thought you didn't want to talk to me anymore because I kicked over your chat box. Yeah, that was totally it. No, that happens all the time. That's fine.

That would be fair. Well, now that you both know each that's that's fine that would be clear well now that you have both know each other's farts down life we really skipped a few steps yeah mason would you like to go on another date with natasha we'll pay for it um yeah so i guess now that we both realize that we're both nighttime tutors uh night i mean i'm not i'm not opposed to it and i definitely feel bad about ghosting, and I shouldn't have done that. And now this whole thing is just really funny. So, yeah, that would be great.

Natasha, congratulations. You got another date. Thank you, guys. That's awesome. And thanks for apologizing. I hated that feeling. Yeah, so definitely. Yeah, definitely.

And so please, yeah, let's go on a second date. Okay. That's cute. And now it doesn't matter if you guys fart. No, no. Maybe do things to turn each other on on this one. A little reset. I like that.

A hard fart reset. Jubal's first date follow up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean,

isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever

you get your podcasts. You don't need another podcast. You've got too many already. But if you're looking for one that actually changes something, a way to take control of the chaos and find meaning, well, then maybe the one you feed is for you. I'm Eric Zimmer, and I bring real conversations with real people to help you feed the best part of yourself. No hype, no fluff, just wisdom that works. Listen to The One You Feed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.

So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff

is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.