First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Michael has resting annoyed face

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

Sometimes, you just need to fix your face or get ghosted.  ➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow Up What happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to get roasted, when you really just want a second date. ====== This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…  ➡︎ https://jubalshow.com/podcasts ====== The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow  YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He met a beautiful lady named Lady Catherine. But now Lady Catherine is ghosting Michael and he doesn't know why, so we're going to see if we can help him out. What's up, Michael? Hello, hello. Yes. Beautiful Lady Catherine. Lady Catherine is ghosting Michael and he doesn't know why so we're going to see if we can help him out. What's up Michael? Hello, hello. Yes, beautiful Lady Catherine. Lady Catherine. If we talk about Lady Catherine, he needs to be Sir Michael.

Yeah, Sir Michael. How long has it been since you talked to Lady Catherine? Oh, this is about a week ago. Our one date was about a week ago. Okay. So tell us about it. So it was a Tinder date date uh uh yeah uh swipe right we both swipe right she uh has a taste for craft beer or so she said in her profiles so i thought hey let's set up a you know a craft brewery that's cool and yeah it was i thought it was a fun first

date idea and uh turns out she was like lived 30, 40 minutes away from the brewer, you know, out from the brewery. And so I was like, all right, hey, let's push the time back. So give you plenty of time to get there. And she was like, no. And I was like, okay. So I get there a little early and I text her, hey, I got us a good spot a little early. And then she says okay just leaving now so i'm doing the math i go wait so i'm gonna sit here 40 minutes and yes my math was correct

uh i sat there for about 40 minutes until she arrived so we're off to a great start did you call her out on that like hey like that's why i kind of recommended we push it back i made a joke like, oh, well, something about being fashionably late. I guess, you know, I was a little irked, but I tried to have a good sense of humor about it. Okay.

But yeah, I was definitely irked. And then, you know, we're just chit-chatting. She didn't seem very interested in anything. Felt like I had to carry the conversation. And then at some point, order another round. I offered to order another round, and I'm bringing it back to the table, and I just biff it.

I spill it. And, you know, it should be what I think a charming moment. Like, you know, we can laugh about it. I spilled the beer on the way back. She didn't seem to find it funny so i went to the bathroom to clean up and when i got back she hangs up the phone like she was just on the phone and she says hey my sister's really sick she's in trouble i gotta get out of here wait i'm so confused because this date sounds horrific. Yeah. Why do we want to talk to this girl again?

Well, oh, I don't. I just want to know what I did. Like, why, from her perspective, this was a bad day. Oh. Because from my perspective, it was a disaster. But I thought I did pretty good. Like, you feel like you should be the one ghosting her, not her ghosting you. Exactly.

So I'm really curious. I was about to say, you just like punishment, don't you? I know, right? Into weird stuff. I'm hoping next time she just punches me right in the face. Sir Michael. You're into whatever you're into, man. I guess.

Yeah. Okay, so you just really want to see what's up. Yeah, and then call her out on a few things. All right, and then maybe she'll call you out, and then Sir Michael is all the way in. Maybe. All right, we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then we'll call her and see if she'll

tell us why she's ghosting you, and maybe give you another date if you still want one, okay? All righty. All right, man. Play a song, come back, and get your first day follow-up next. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.

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Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast as part of the My Cultura Podcast Network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow-up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at advocateslaw.com. Michael is on the phone today for a first date follow-up.

He's getting ghosted by Catherine. We're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. And maybe get him another date if he still wants one. Even though his first date was kind of a train wreck. Michael, just refresh everybody's memory real quick before we give her a call okay yeah so uh she made me wait for about 40 minutes uh even though i offered to push back our date so she can make it on time uh uh she and i'm pretty sure she made up a fake story about her sister being sick to leave the day and showed absolutely no sense of humor when I spilled the beer all over myself.

I don't know about you, but I got to hear from this girl, too. OK. All right, Michael. We're about to call her. Mostly, Michael just wants to figure out what happened, but maybe another date. Who knows? Right. So we'll give her a call right now. Are you ready? Oh, yeah. All right, man. Here we go. date who knows right so we'll give her a call right now are you ready oh yeah do it all right man here we go hello hi may i speak to katherine please this is katherine hello lady katherine my name is jubal um please don't hang up this is not supposed to be weird katherine my name is Hi, may I speak to Catherine, please? This is Catherine. Hello, Lady Catherine. My name is Jubal. Please don't hang up.

This is not supposed to be weird. Catherine, my name is Nina. I'm on a show called The Jubal Show. That's where he's from, too. She is also a lady. And I'm here, too. I'm Victoria. Lady Victoria.

Okay, please don't hang up. Okay. We're calling you for a specific reason. We got an email about you. Okay. So we do a segment on the show. It's called the first date followup. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them,

that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you from a guy named Michael. Okay. That sounds familiar. You remember your date with Michael? I do. Would you mind telling us a little bit about it?

Um, sure. Uh, so we, uh, decided to get, well, he set up a date for us at, like, this craft brewery, which is fine. I'm into craft beer and when i got there he just seemed like really annoyed and totally uninterested in anything that i was saying like we were i was just trying to make regular conversation and he just i don't know he just looks annoyed he made some rude comments when I

got there about, Oh, being fashionably late, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I live like 45 minutes away. I mean, I was busy. I had stuff to, so, so he went to get us another round. Okay. So he goes out to get us another round of drinks. Well, on the way back, he, like, he's almost at the table. He spills his beer, like all over him. Like, I don't know what the hell happened it was so weird and awkward and just like totally i don't know nerdy i guess it just was so weird and i mean it just was

it was like he was a spaz or something like i don't know i don't even know what happened and it was just awkward and super embarrassing the way that it happened i mean people were looking at him do you think he did it on purpose dude i don't know i mean and then he just stood there and i was like uh okay so i reached over and grabbed my beer out of his hand so he could like walk away and go whatever clean up or whatever i mean it was just freaking weird i mean it was yeah try to like help him yeah yeah give him a towel or something napkin where was i getting a towel from i mean a napkin on the table i mean i'm not his mommy like i'm not cleaning up his bill you know what i mean it was

just weird the vibe was very awkward when that happened and i just thought um okay this is bizarre so is that why you're not calling him back yeah totally i mean i just he was just very awkward and not my vibe. He just, it was not good. Let's just say that. I'm going to be nice. It was just not good. Yeah. He did say also that you had to leave in a hurry because something was wrong with your sister.

Now I'm just curious, like, is she okay? Is that true? She's totally fine. You know how you set up those phone calls, like when you go on a first date with somebody you've met on Tinder? Like, your rescue call. Does anybody else do that, or that's just me? Anyway, so, no, that was my total rescue call. Absolutely.

I was like, I got to get out of here, and I got to make it be something a little bit believable. But anyway, no, I had to get out of there. Well, thank you for being honest with us. Yes, no problem. Nothing to lose here. You may have lost Michael. I'm not sure, though. Michael is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

I'm not sure if you've lost him, but... Yeah, I'm here. Hello, this is Nerdy Michael. Hey, Michael. How's it going? I mean, it's going fine. Have you ever seen somebody spill a beer before? Like, has this never happened to you?

Actually, no. It's never happened to me. What? Yeah. I don't know if I know so you know yeah i you know gravity works differently for me than everybody else uh well that was clear let me just really deeply apologize for spilling a beer on myself. I, I'm so deeply ashamed. You know, I, I blame my father for not having bigger hands. Yeah. Well, it was something, I mean, I'm sorry. Like I'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings. I didn't know you were on the phone, dude. I mean, that's just from my point of view, it was super awkward. Very, I don't know. It was just weird. Your reaction was weird. The way you just stood there was weird. Yeah. I I don't know. It was just weird. Your reaction was weird.

The way you just stood there was weird. Yeah, I'm weird, man. It's totally weird. You're right. I'm so sorry. This is totally on me. In fact, I'm going to turn myself into the authorities for spilling that beer. It was a crime against humanity.

That's what I'm talking about. What are you even talking about? What? It was a really good IPA. What are you even talking about? What? It was a really good IPA. What are you even talking about? Okay, I hope that you guys can see what I'm talking about. Like, what if he even,

I'm turning myself into the authorities? Yeah, okay, yeah. I made the right choice. Clearly, made the right choice. Sounds like sarcasm, but. Oh, wow. Okay.

Interesting. I don't have anything else to say. I'm going to tell you. Well, there may be one thing, maybe just one word even, that you might want to say. Catherine, would you like to go out on another date with Michael? We'll pay for it. Two words.

Hell no. Oh, wow. Okay, plot twist. All right. Well, that's too bad. That was the Catherine of my dreams. Keep dreaming, Michael. Keep bad. That was the Catherine of my dream. Keep dreaming, Michael. Keep dreaming.

All right. Michael, you'll find another Catherine. I'm sure. Maybe she'll spill her beer instead of you this time. Yeah. I think I'm all done with Catherine. All right. She ruined all the Catherine.

Jubal's first date follow-up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun,

thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. correspondents and contributors and with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts

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