First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Michael & Katherine - Calling Her Out

Episode Date: March 8, 2024

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Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at advocateslaw.com. Michael is on the phone today for a first date follow-up. He met a beautiful lady named Lady Catherine. But now Lady Catherine is ghosting Michael and he doesn't know why. So we're going to see if we can help him out. What's up, Michael? Hello.

Hello. Yes. Beautiful Lady Catherine. Lady Catherine. If we talk about Lady Catherine, he needs to be Sir Michael. Yeah. Sir Michael. Sir Michael.

How long has it been since you talked to Lady Catherine? Oh, this is about a week ago. Our one date was about a week ago. Okay. So, tell us about it. So, it was a Tinder date. Yeah. Swipe right.

We both swipe right. She has a taste for craft beer, or so she said in her profiles. So, I thought, hey, let's set up a craft brewery. That's cool. And, yeah, I that that was a fun first date idea and uh turns out she was like lived like 30 40 minutes away from the brewer or you know out from the brewery so i was like all right hey let's push the time back so give you plenty of time to get there and she was like no and i was like okay uh so i i get there a little early and i text her hey i got us a good spot a little early and then she says okay just leaving now so i'm doing the math i go wait so i'm gonna sit here 40 minutes and yes my math was correct uh i sat there for about

40 minutes until she arrived so we're off to a great start did you call her out on that like hey like that's why i kind of recommended we push it back i made a joke like oh well fashion something about being fashionably late i guess you know uh you know it's a little irked but i tried to have a good sense of humor about it okay and uh but yeah i was i was definitely irked and then you know we're just chit chatting. She didn't seem very interested in anything. So like I had to carry the conversation and then, and then at some point order another round, I offered to order another round and I'm bringing it back to the table.

And I, you know, I just, I spill it and I, uh, and, uh, you know, it should be what I think a charming moment, like, you know, it should be what I think a charming moment. Like, you know, we can laugh about it. I spilled the beer on the way back. She didn't seem to find it funny. So I went to the bathroom to clean up. And when I got back, she hangs up the phone like she was just on the phone. And she says, hey, my sister's really sick.

She's in trouble. I got to get out of here. I'm so confused because this date sounds horrific. Yeah. Why do we want to talk to this girl again? Well, oh, I don't. I just want to know what I did. Like, why, from her perspective, this was a bad date.

Oh. Because from my perspective, it was a disaster. But I thought I did pretty good. Like, you feel like you should be the one ghosting her, not her ghosting you. Exactly. So I'm really curious. I was about to say, you just like punishment, don't you? I know, right?

I'm hoping next time she just punches me right in the face. Sir Michael. You're into whatever you're into, man. I guess. Okay, so you just really want to see what's up. Yeah, and then call her out on a few things. All right, and then maybe she'll call you out, and then Sir Michael is all the way in.

Maybe. All right. All right, we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe give you another date if you still want one, okay? All righty. All right, man.

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for about 40 minutes uh even though I offered to push back our date so she can make it on time. And I'm pretty sure she made up a fake story about her sister being sick to leave the date and showed absolutely no sense of humor when I spilled the beer all over myself. I don't know about you, but I got to hear from this girl, too. All right, Michael, we I got to hear from this girl, too. Great girl. Okay. All right, Michael. We're about to call her. Mostly Michael just wants to figure out what happened, but maybe another date. Who knows, right?

So we'll give her a call right now. Are you ready? Oh, yeah. Let's do it. All right, man. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Catherine, please? This is Catherine.

Hello, Lady Catherine. My name is Jubal. Please don't hang up. This is not supposed to be weird. Catherine, my name is Nina. I'm on a show called The Jubal Show. That's where he's from, too. She is also a lady.

And I'm here, too. I'm Victoria. Lady Victoria. Okay, please don't hang up. Okay. We're calling you for a specific reason. We got an email about you. Okay.

So we do a segment on the show. It's called The First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you from a guy named Michael. Hmm. Okay.

That sounds familiar. You remember your date with Michael? I do. Would you mind telling us a little bit about it? Um, sure. Would you mind telling us a little bit about it? Sure. So we decided to get, well, he set up a date for us at like this craft brewery, which is fine. I'm into craft beer. And when I got there, he just seemed like really annoyed and totally uninterested in anything that I was saying. Like we were, I was just trying to make regular conversation and he just, I don't know, he just looks annoyed.

He made some rude comments when I got there about, Oh, being fashionably late, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I live like 45 minutes away. I mean, I was busy. I had stuff to do. Like, I was trying to get there on time. I just, anyway. The main thing is it was so awkward when he, so he went to get us another round. Okay, so he goes up to get us another round of drink. Well, on the way back, he, like,

he's almost at the table. He still is beer, like all over him. Like, I don't know what the hell happened. It was so weird and awkward and just like totally, I don't know, nerdy.

I guess it just was so weird. And I mean, it just was, it was like he was a spaz or something. Like, I don't know. I don't even know what happened. And it was just awkward and super embarrassing the way that it happened. I mean, people were looking at him. Do you think he did it on purpose? I don't know.

I mean, and then he just stood there and i was like uh okay so i like reached over and grabbed my beer out of his hand so he could like walk away and go whatever clean up or whatever i mean it was just freaking weird i mean it was yeah try to like help him yeah. Give him a towel or something. Napkin. Where was I getting a towel from? I mean, a napkin. There were napkins on the table. I mean, I'm not his mommy. Like I'm not cleaning up his bill. You know what I mean? It was just weird. The vibe was very awkward when that happened. And I just thought, OK, this is bizarre. So is that why you're not calling him back? Yeah, totally. I just thought, okay, this is bizarre.

Is that why you're not calling him back? Yeah, totally. I mean, he was just very awkward and not my vibe. He just, it was not good. Let's just say that. I'm going to be nice. It was just not good. Yeah. He did say also that you had to leave in a hurry because something

was wrong with your sister now i'm just curious like is she okay is that true she's totally fine you know how you set up those phone calls like when you go on a first date with somebody you met on tinder like your rescue call does anybody else do that or that's just me anyway um so uh no that was my total rescue call. Absolutely. I was like, I gotta get out of here and I gotta make it be something a little bit believable, but anyway, no.

I had to get out of there. Well, thank you for being honest with us. Yes, no problem. Just nothing to lose here. You may have lost Michael. I'm not sure though. Okay. Michael is on the phone listening and wants to talk lost Michael. I'm not sure. Michael is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. I'm not sure if you've lost him, but.

Yeah, I'm here. Yes. Hello. This is the this is the nerd. This is nerdy, Michael. Hey, Michael. How's it going? I mean, it's going fine. I just Have you ever seen somebody spill a beer before?

Like, has this never happened to you? Actually, no. It's never happened to me. What? Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. Why is that so hard to believe? Yeah, you know, gravity works differently for me than everybody else.

Well, that was clear. That was clear. Let me just really deeply apologize for spilling a beer on myself. I'm so deeply ashamed. You know, I blame my father for not having bigger hands. Yeah, well, it was something. I mean, I'm sorry. Look, I'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings. I didn't know you were on the phone, dude. I mean, that's just from my point of view, it was super awkward. Very. I don't know. It was just weird. Your In fact, I'm going to turn myself into the authorities for spilling that beer.

It was a crime against humanity. This is what I'm talking about. What are you even talking about? What? It was a really good idea. What are you even talking about? Okay, I hope that you guys can see what I'm talking about. Like, what if he even, I'm turning myself into the authorities?

Yeah, okay, yeah, I made the right choice. Clearly, made the right choice. Sounds authorities? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I made the right choice. Clearly made the right choice. Sounds like sarcasm, but yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. Interesting. I don't have anything else to say. I'm going to tell you.

There may be one thing, maybe just one word even. Sure. You might want to say, Catherine, would you like to go out on another date with Michael? We'll pay for it. Two words. Hell no. Oh, okay. Wow for it. Two words. Hell no. Oh, wow. All right.

Well, that's too bad. That was the Catherine of my dream. Keep dreaming, Michael. Keep dreaming. All right. Michael, you'll find another Catherine. I'm sure of it. Maybe she'll spill her beer instead of you this time. Yeah, I think I'm all done Maybe she'll spill her beer instead of you this time.

Yeah, I think I'm all done with Catherine. She ruined all the Catherines. Jubal's first date follow up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean,

isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now plus you'll get special content just for podcast listeners

like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And

we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How To Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.