First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Muggin Love

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow Up What happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to ge...t roasted, when you really just want a second date. ====== This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…  ➡︎ https://jubalshow.com/podcasts ====== The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow  YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:50 follow-up. Sky is on the phone today for a first date follow-up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Edward. Sky, before we get into your dating stuff, how long has it been since you talked to Edward? It's been about a week. Okay. And have you reached out to him at all, or are you just waiting for him? I'm waiting for him to reply back to me a week. Okay. And have you reached out to him at all or are you just waiting for him?
Starting point is 00:02:08 I'm waiting for him to reply back to me. Okay. Okay. Well, let's go back to your date and relive that to see if there was anything that maybe why. So I met Edward at an art class that we both took in college. And we got selected for a group project and as we were working together we just started talking more and more
Starting point is 00:02:31 and then Edward asked me out. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I was really excited about it because it's been a while since I've been on a date. The last time I was out was with my ex and my ex-boyfriend and I have been, we were together since high school. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:02:50 So like we met up at this like modern art gallery and like a lot of our conversations are about art and everything in modern art. And I've never been to one. So he decided to take me. He told me about one. It was in this town, this part of town that's like really sketchy like it's I don't know I just didn't feel safe but it was cool because Edward was there and he like made me feel comfort comforted like he made me feel safe and protected so we we walked this nice little cafe we ate um we got to know each other and like really got to know each other
Starting point is 00:03:23 and like this personal friend I could tell like Edward was like really got to know each other. And like this personal send, I could tell like Edward was like really in the mood to, to, uh, you know, for some playtime. But because I, when you say playtime,
Starting point is 00:03:34 anyone, what do you mean by that? Oh yeah. I mean like we were like kind of hands on, like touchy silly, you know, just talking and touching and you know, all of those good things.
Starting point is 00:03:50 And and I could see that he was excited. Really? Like not not because of his smile, because of something else. Yeah. Oh, wow. OK, but it sounds like you liked it. He really respectful like he never pushed the issue like he was very respectful so um honestly i didn't i didn't want to rush it because he would be like the first guy romantically i would have been with or would be with since my ex so what i did do was like I didn't want him
Starting point is 00:04:26 to think of me like as like a prude or anything so I threw him against my car and I decided to make out with him for like a long while. He's excited so I'm going to throw him up against my car. This isn't good too far. I love it already.
Starting point is 00:04:42 This is great. This is like a movie. Anyway, so when we left, I told him that I would text him when I got home. And I did. I thanked him for a wonderful night and everything. But I didn't get a response from him for about four hours. And then at about three in the morning, I get a random text asking me, would I like him to be wearing this? And this was a picture of a woman's panty and matching bra. What? That laid out on the bed.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Okay. He asked if you would like him to be wearing that? Yes. Huh. Okay. And he's the one ghosting you? Yeah. It kind of caught me off guard.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Like, it caught me by surprise. But I was just like something new he's like you know we're both weird artists and like he did say that he was sexually fluid so i didn't really get weirded out by it i um so i replied i was just like it depends on how good you are in a week you see and um i haven't heard from him since. Is that some kind of test? Is that like a trap he lays out? Yeah. You want me to wear this,
Starting point is 00:05:49 and depending on how you respond is whether or not he proceeds? That's what I was thinking. I've never heard that one before. That one's new. I mean, it's weird that he would go that far and then not text you back. That's what I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Yeah. Well, we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if we can figure out why you're getting ghosted and get you another date if you still want one after you find out. Okay? Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:11 We'll play a song, come back, get your first day follow-up next. It's The Jubal Show. I can't wait. Me too. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight.
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Starting point is 00:09:17 First day follow-up. If you're just joining us for today's first day follow-up, Sky is on the phone, and Sky is really confused why she's getting ghosted by a dude named Edward. So am I. Yeah, I think we all are. So is Nina. So is Victoria.
Starting point is 00:09:31 We're all confused. We're about to call him and find out why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date if she still wants one. Sky, why don't you refresh everybody's memory, though, and tell us about your experience with Edward and your date. Okay, so we went out, went to a cafe. Everything was great. Tell us about your experience with Edward and your date. Okay. So like we went out, went to a cafe. Everything was great. Everything got hot and steamy. I kind of slowed him down a little bit.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Didn't go all the way, but I did throw him against my car. Kind of hard. Rawr! Sorry. Sorry. I don't know. I'm thinking maybe he thinks I'm too boring um he sent me a picture of him well not him but of a bra and panty set matching and asked me would I um like him to wear it and I told him you know maybe depends on how good he is and I haven't heard back from him. And he's like super hot and he's the greatest. And we get along so well and I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah, I don't understand this one at all. Yeah. We're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and then see if you want another date. Are you ready? I am. All right, here we go. hello hi may i speak to edward please this is edward edward how are you man my name is jubal i host a radio show called the jubal show hi edward i know hi I know who you guys are. What's up? Well, we're calling today because we got an email about you from sky.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Are you serious? Yes. For a first day followup. I was just about to ask if it was first day followup. And like, I am so, I'm sorry. I'm all over the place,
Starting point is 00:11:20 but like, I'm so happy that you guys are calling. So I can finally get a hold of her yeah and so look our we were taking an art class together and we went on a date uh she's probably told you this and the art class is it's over and the only way i had to get a hold of her was the number in my phone okay so did so she told you about our date, right? Honestly, I can't get past the bra and panties, if we're being honest.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah. I'm sorry, the what? Okay. I didn't see your bra and panties. Bra and panties. Oh, never mind. You already probably know that Sky is on the line listening and wants to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:11:59 She seemed to know these segments very well. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm a fan. Hey, Sky, how are you? Hi, Edward. Hey, I am. First off, thank you. And I am so sorry.
Starting point is 00:12:14 The part of town we went to that seemed shady was really shady. After you left, I was on the way to my car and some dude came up with a gun and made me empty my pockets yeah he took my wallet my keys my phone my first my first thought then was thank god sky's already gone thank you because like i didn't i didn't want to go through but i really didn't want you to have to go through it, especially since I suggested that part of town. And like I said, he got my keys and my wallet and my phone, and I didn't have any way to contact you. I tried finding somebody in class that might have your number,
Starting point is 00:12:56 but nobody had it. I've been busy getting all my credit cards canceled and getting a new license, and I've been back and forth with the cops a couple of times. He took my car. What? right yeah i had my keys out i was about to get in my car when he showed up and did it so like i feel like i i'm so thankful that you weren't there but yeah i lost my car my wallet my keys my phone and my connection to you. Whoa. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry I didn't call you sooner.
Starting point is 00:13:27 But, like, after I responded to that picture, I just figured that you weren't interested in me anymore. What picture? Like, I don't, if I didn't have my phone, I didn't get a picture. I didn't send a picture. Okay, so, all right, so, picture so when we left I told you that I was going to text you I made it home safely and I did
Starting point is 00:13:48 and then I got I didn't get anything from you and then until like 3 o'clock in the morning I got a response but it was a picture and you asked me if I would like you if you were wearing this and it was a matching panty and bra set and so I
Starting point is 00:14:04 said it depends on how good you are with the winky face and then you didn't reply. That's random. So that wasn't you that texted that. The carjacker sent her a bra and panties. He didn't look like he was wearing bra and panties.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Wow. Why would you send that to a stranger? It had to have been sent by the dude that that mugged me or somebody that was with him i don't have a lock on my phone oh no oh my god no look you're you're you're fine like i just had your phone number in there and like, I save everything. It doesn't have your full name. I just saved everything by like the first letter and where I met him. So like it's S art class. So I knew that that was you, but like, there's, there's, there's no, there's no address. I mean, I had to shut off the old phone. I got a new one with the
Starting point is 00:15:01 same number. So anything that, that comes across now will be me, but I didn't have your number. And, I mean, it was that first day, so you're safe. Yeah, I'm fine. I mean, I'm bummed. He didn't, like, rough me up, hit me or anything. He just took my stuff. It's more an inconvenience than anything else. I just gave it to the dude, and he took off in my car. Well, I'm so
Starting point is 00:15:28 sorry for calling a radio station. I'm sorry for bothering you in the middle of all this. So sorry. Oh my God. No, no, no. It's like, Scott, it is by far the best thing that's happened to me all day. I've been wanting to call and talk to you again. Cause like, I really like you and I'm sorry that like, I can't imagine what you've been wanting to call and talk to you again. Cause like, I really like you and I'm sorry that like, I can't imagine what you've been going through, but Edward, would you like to go on another date with sky?
Starting point is 00:15:51 We'll pay for it. That man, that's a silly question. Of course I do. Yes. I would love to see sky again, whether you pay for it or not. I definitely want to go on another date with you,
Starting point is 00:16:02 but you have to wear that hot bra and panty set. Oh, God. It depends on how good you are. And Sky, I'm going to need you to drive because I don't have a car right now. Oh, gosh. That sucks. I don't mind.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I don't mind. Well, congratulations. Sky, you got another date. Thank you. I know. Thank you. I'm't mind. Well, congratulations, Sky. You got another date. Oh, yay. I know. And you too, Edward. I'm so happy. I'm glad you're okay.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I'm so happy. Thank you guys so much. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you, Edward. You said you have the same number, so I'm going to call you. I'm going to call you now. Please.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Please. I'll save the number this time. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
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