First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Nany & Thomas - Snark Pony

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow UpWhat happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to get roasted, when you really just want a second date.======This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts======The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh  ======Meet The Jubal Show Cast:====== Jubal Fresh - https://jubalshow.com/featured/jubal-fresh/  Nina - https://thejubalshow.com/featured/ninaontheair/ Victoria - https://jubalshow.com/featured/victoria-ramirez/  Brad Nolan - https://jubalshow.com/featured/brad-nolan/  Sharkey - https://jubalshow.com/featured/richard-sharkey/  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm Tomer Cohen, LinkedIn's Chief Product Officer. If you're just as curious as I am about the way things are built, then tune in to my podcast, Building One. I speak with some of the best product builders out there. I've always been inspired by frustration. It came back to my own personal pinpoint. So we had to go out to farmers and convince them. Following that curiosity is a superpower.

You have to be obsessed with the human condition. Listen to Building One on the iHeartRadio app, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. First day to follow up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at advocateslaw.com. Thomas is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Nani, so in a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him

and maybe get him another date. But first, Thomas, what's up, man? How long has it been since you talked to Nani? It's been a couple days, some texts, no reply. Okay, you sound bummed. I really thought I nailed this date. I thought this was the best date I ever made. Okay, well, why don't you tell us about the date then?

We went to this night market. It was this pop-up mainstream thing, lots of food vendors and street art performers, that kind of stuff and uh you know it's actually a lot more fun than i thought it was gonna be to be honest she's taking pictures the whole time and like seems to have a good time like this is like a total like instagramable date

you know what i'm saying okay so is she like an influencer or something? No, she's an insurance, but like business insurance. I'm actually trying to start my own business this year. So I was, you know, hella interested in all her insurance knowledge, you know? Did you guys, I don't know, get close and flirty? Like how did that vibe feel outside of the Instagrammable moments? I mean, I thought so. I mean, she's crazy hot.

You know, I was so into her, like mega, mega hot. Like I could look at this girl for a decade. You know, I thought she was feeling the same about me. You know, maybe, I don't know, maybe she didn't get my humor or something or my clothes weren't right. I don't really know what it was. my humor or something or my clothes weren't right I don't really know what it was. So how was like the conversations during the date? I mean

you know I kept making jokes and I think she thought she was like laughing on the inside you know she's not a big laugher but like she's laughing on the inside okay I was asking about her job cause like I'm saying I'm trying to start this business next year and like she's in business insurance i had a lot of questions

and i thought we were having a good rapport going you know okay did anything happen that was kind of awkward on the date other than talking about business the whole time maybe some of my jokes are over her head. I hope... There was one thing that it was bad. You know, I don't even want to talk about it on the radio. I'm just going to hope it wasn't that thing. You don't want to talk about what it was,

but... It's a safe place, Thomas. I mean, let us be the judge. I don't want to talk about it. Okay. Whatever. That makes me feel like it's that. I don't want to talk about it. Okay. Whatever. That makes me feel like it's that. Yeah. I don't know.

It's hard to, I just don't want to talk about it. I don't think it was that. It could have been that. Whatever. Okay. Can you just do this for us, Thomas?

Like, was it perverted? Was it funny? Was it awkward? No, no, it was just, it was a thing that just happened. It could have happened anyway.

Let's move on. I don't want to talk about it. Did you pee your pants? Okay. I know, now my head's going to Lott. Just answer us that. Yeah, did you pee your pants? Yes or no?

I did not pee my pants. Okay. The pause on that made me think you did. All right. Well, we'll try to figure it out for you. Then we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. All right, well, we'll try to figure it out for you. Then we'll play a song, come back and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you

and maybe get you another date. All right. Let's do this. OK, we'll play a song, come back and get your first follow up next. Hey, everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election

is in the homestretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end is near right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God.

We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Right in the middle of your first day of follow-up, if you're just joining us, Thomas is on the phone, and he's getting ghosted by Nani. We're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him.

But first, Thomas, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation? We had a good day at the Nani Market, you know, taking pictures all the time, having a good time. I thought we were connecting. It's beautiful. I'm way into Nani, and I don't know why she goes to me. Okay. There's one thing I think it could be, and if it's that, then whatever. But I'm hoping it's not that thing.

It's something else, and maybe we can work through this. You don't want to talk about it, so it makes us feel like it is that thing. Yeah, you said it was bad. If you knew, you'd understand. It's a story, but I forget I even said it. Okay. Well, maybe she'll tell us then. Yeah.

We'll see. All right. You ready for us to call her? Let's do it. Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Nani, please? This is her.

Hey, how are you? My name is Jubal. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Nani. My name's Nina, also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. How are you? Hi. Hi, I'm calling from a radio show it's called the Jubal show hi Nani my name's Nina also on the show hi and I'm Victoria how are you oh hi hi I'm fine what's going on have you ever listened to the show before yeah yeah I listened before um have you ever heard a first date follow

up before oh god yeah yeah I actually have awesome great would you like to be on one? Okay, yeah. I guess I should have saw this coming. Yeah, sure. Because if you said no, we were going to go. You are anyway. You're ghosting somebody and they emailed us because they want to know why you're ghosting them. Do you know who it is?

I mean, it has to be Thomas. Yes, it is. You got it right. Do you mind telling us about Thomas, like why you're ghosting him? Okay. Here. Okay. Some of his greatest hits.

First thing he said to me, he said, oh, damn, you're hotter than the Internet, which was flattering, but like a lot. That was his first comment. That's kind of funny let's hear more he commented on my shoes four times even to the point of asking me if I needed to take them off which reminded me of like

I don't know like a teacher a parent I don't know it was like leave my shoes alone it was a lot he was like tall enough like it shouldn't matter i thought like maybe that who cares he used so much attention to my shoes like it was a lot does he have like a foot fetish yeah oh my god i didn't even think of that i mean if you're trying to get somebody's shoes off real quick that tells me something

oh no no he also just carried on and on and on about this new business like let's not kid ourselves this dude's not starting a business like uh and then okay about 34 857 times throughout the night he commented on the other women at the market they weren't nearly as hot as i was. And, like, I started to get a little, like, embarrassed. It was embarrassing. So, like, it was gross, honestly. So, no, dude's not it. I mean, that can definitely be a little awkward.

Like, I'd feel like, okay. At least he wasn't saying they're hotter than you. Oh, that's true. So, it wasn't because I farted on you at all? What? Oh, my God. Are you serious? I got to cut that.

Cut that. No, don't use that. Thomas is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. You can't cut it now, Thomas. You said it. I guess you cut it that night, too. Cut that part. Cut that part.

I don't want that out there. I wasn't even going to bring that up, but, like, yeah, he did fart. Like, on you, though? How did that happen? It was like, we were sitting here and he was talking about my shoes. Yeah, he gets real excited about feet, apparently. Okay, this is confusing. So you asked her to take off her shoes and then farted on her?

I thought they were nice shoes. We all know nice shoes can get uncomfortable. I was trying to be courteous. Okay. How did you fart on her? I thought they were nice shoes. We all know nice shoes can get uncomfortable. I was trying to be courteous. Okay. How did you fart on her? I banged over. I just, like, come on. We don't got to talk about that.

Come on, come on. Okay, all right, all right. It happened to me, so that was the best one. But that wasn't the reason, though. Yeah. I mean, was it? That's one of the reasons. That's one of the reasons. Yeah, I know. I mean, you mean you were embarrassed no it didn't help his cause

yes no i can't control then whatever i guess whatever look i was complimenting you though i was just trying to make you feel you know seen and secure i mean if it wasn't for our thing, I mean, come on. You definitely made me feel seen. It was a lot. Like, there's more other women. Like, I think they heard you saying that I was hotter than them, and that's, like, embarrassing, bro. How is that embarrassing?

You're hot. You guys, hot people don't get embarrassed. They're hot. I'm saying you're hot. What? Nani, would you like another date with Thomas? We'll pay for it. No, I'm good. Thanks, though.

They'll pay for it. Yeah, we'll pay for it. Thanks, Thomas. He'll probably tell you you're hot again. You guys, the fart was bad. Like, no. Yeah, I really want to go out again, just you know to know this i'll always think you're hot if you want to go on a date with someone who thinks you're hot i'm here because

i think you're hot thanks thanks i appreciate that time is thanks hey everyone it's katie couric well the election is in the home stretch Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun,

thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more.

Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to... The Hottest Party in Professional Sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing,

and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app, Apples, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that will resonate with your experiences, Decisions Decisions is going to be your go-to source for the open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world.

Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Tomer Cohen, LinkedIn's Chief Product Officer. If you're just as curious as I am about the way things are built, then tune into my podcast, Building One. I speak with some of the best product builders out there. I've always been inspired by frustration. It came back to my own personal pain point. So we had to go out to farmers and convince them.

Following that curiosity is a superpower. You have to be obsessed with the human condition. Listen to Building One on the iHeartRadio app, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts.