First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Noones prepared for what happened during this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Today something happened when we called the woman that's ghosting a guy that was a disaster that neither of the callers or the show was prepared for! Lace up your boots! It's time for another exciting First date Follow Up! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First date follow up. A guy named Silas is on the phone today for a first date follow up. And he thinks that he might not be getting a call back because of being indecisive. Which is weird because women love indecisive dudes. Trust me, they love it. Anyway, Silas is on the phone right now. He went out with a woman named JC and now she's's not calling him back, and he doesn't know why. So we're going to see if we can help him out.

Silas, before we find out about your date and everything, how long has it been since the date? It's been about a week. About a week. Okay. And how many times have you tried to reach out to her since the date? I mean, I've texted her two or three times. Okay. I've not received any response whatsoever.

That's being ghosted. Well, tell us about the date. How did it go? I mean, I don't know. It was kind of chill. We were just watching a movie at her place. And I don't know. It started off kind of mellow.

This is the first date? Yeah, first date. At her house watching a movie on a first date. Does she have roommates? No, she lives alone. Wow. Oh, my gosh. She must have roommates? No, she lives alone. Wow. She must have liked you a lot, Silas. No, it was good.

We were watching a movie and I don't know, I put my arm around her and she sort of like snuggled into me or whatever. And, you know, she smelled, it's not to be like creepy or anything, but she had this like amazing perfume. It was like this nice fruity scent. It was like, everything was just good. Okay. Right.

So she didn't smell like body odor and she smelled good. She smelled like a woman. What movie did you guys watch? You know, we didn't really have anything in mind, so I didn't really care what we watched, and I just told her to choose something, and she started watching this movie called A League of Their Own, which is like a girl baseball player movie.

There's no crying in baseball. Oh, wait. So is that the indecisive thing? You couldn't decide on a movie? Well, yeah, that's the thing. Like I wasn't able to pick player movie. There's no crying in baseball. Oh, wait. So is that the indecisive thing? You couldn't decide on a movie? Well, yeah, that's the thing. Like, I wasn't able to pick a movie. I couldn't make a decision. That's why I was like, oh, gosh.

Like, is this why she's not calling me back? Right. That could have been like a test. It was a good movie. Definitely something happened there because she took you back to her house. Right. So she liked you before.

Yeah, exactly. So something in the house happened. Well, that's, yeah, I don't know what, that's why I don't understand what's going on. So if you think that not being able to decide on a movie is the reason, that's legit. I could see that being a reason a woman wouldn't call somebody back.

Just be like, ah, you can't even decide on a movie to watch right now? No, that's a very weak reason. Oh, dude, you get no chances with me, I guess. But that's what you think the reason is? Like, that's the only reason you can think of why she wouldn't be calling you back? I don't know.

I mean, like we didn't, I, we kind of hooked up a little bit. Like we went to second base, missed a little bit of the movie, if you know what I mean? Like,

I thought things were going great. Maybe you're a bad kisser. Yeah. And what, well, what's your second base too? Second bases are different for everybody. Yeah.

Mine's a hug. Yeah. I lost my virginity at 13. My second base is way different than that base. Just like some touching below and above the belt. Some fondling.

That's an advanced second base. This is awkward. Did you stay over? You didn't stay over, right? No, I did not stay over. When I left, it was like oh get back into it we'll be in touch can't wait to do this again it was like everything was great so then that's that was the last i heard from her did you get a kiss or a hug when you said goodbye yeah

yeah got more second base probably one more second base on the doorstep second base on home plate oh my god that was amazing you can write that down if you want to use it um all right well so you don't know other than that, though. And it sounds like obviously she liked you if she was willing to go bassist with you. I just, yeah, at this point I'm at a loss. I have no idea why. We'll play a song, come back and then call her and see if we can figure it out with your first date follow up right after this. Okay.

Okay. All right. We'll do it next. It's a Jubal show. In the middle of your first date follow up, if you're just joining us, Silas is on the phone, and Silas is a little bit of a base runner. A little bit of a baseball player. A little bit of a baseball player, aren't you,

Silas? Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. I like making things awkward. I'm sorry. Silas isn't getting a call back from a woman named JC. Where'd you meet her, anyway? Online. Okay. So you meet her anyway? Online. Okay.

Dating apps. So he met her on the apps where everybody meets now. Anyway, they met up, had dinner, and then ended up back at her place watching a movie. They watched the movie for a little while, and then they started making out, and he said he went to second base. And then they called it a night, and she walked into the door, had a little more second base, and then he went home. And now he doesn't know why he's not getting a call back from her though it's been about a week and he's reached out a few times and she's definitely ghosting him

and we're going to call right now and the only thing that Silas can think of is that he was indecisive about what movie to watch and that might have been a red flag for her that Silas is bad at making decisions are you bad at making decisions? Not traditionally I just didn't know what to watch that was the whole thing

I was hoping to say I'm not sure. Yeah. That would be a terrible response to that question. Okay. All right. I'm going to call her right now. Here we go. Hello?

It's loud. Hello? Hello, is this JC? Yes, who's this? Yes? JC, hey, this is the Jubal Show. My name's Jubal. And mine's Alex.

And mine's English Evan. And I don't know if you're inside of a waterfall right now or what's going on. Guys, I love your show, but I'm stuck outside my building because my lobby's been flooded. But I listen to you guys. I love your show. You do? Thank outside my building because my lobby's been flooded. But I listen to you guys. I love your show.

You do? Thank you. Your lobby's flooded? What? Yes. So they're not letting the tenants go up until it's cleared. Yeah, the pipe burst. Oh, wow.

Whoa. Was that an explosion? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Why are you guys calling me? Well, we want to talk to you for a second, but it sounds like your building is about to fall down, and then there's water everywhere, and there's flooding, and I don't know if there's a fire.

I don't know if there's horsemen and an apocalypse above you. I have no idea, but it sounds like you might be busy. We can call back. No, no, no. I can't get into my building right now anyway, so. Well, we're calling you because we got an email about you from another listener of the show. His name's Silas.

Oh, yeah, I thought so. Okay. Yeah, Silas emailed us because he said you guys went out on a date and now you've ghosted him. I mean, yes, it was a good date. He came to my place and we watched a movie and you know, that was it. Yeah, so what happened?

I mean, he told us that you're not responding, so obviously something happened. Well, I don't know if I should be spreading his business on the radio, you know? Well, could you? Because that's how this works. Yeah, he called us. He wants to know. And everybody knows when they do a first date follow-up or whatever, they might hear something they don't want to hear. Yeah, okay. Well well i guess it's

a little bit embarrassing for me too so okay well okay so listen we're i'll just say it we're two grown consenting adults right and we did go a little bit further than just kissing so we were making out right and feeling each other up and he grabbed my ass and like gave me a wedgie. A wedgie with your underwear? Yes. The thing is, I kind of thought, I don't know if it was on purpose enough, but I fixed it and then he did it two more times. Okay. That's his thing.

It sounds like. Was he like pulling out your pants or something like on the back of him, like pulling him up, like trying to be sexy, but he kept giving you wedgies? Yes. Oh my. calling like pulling him up like trying to be sexy but he kept giving you wedgies yes oh my okay so you're not calling him back because he kept wedging you when you were making out basically yeah i mean it was just uncomfortable and awkward you know he just kept doing it so i don't know if it was like on purpose or if it was like his fetish or what he's got a wedgie fetish my dude sounds good together wedgie fetish. Sounds good together. Wedgie fetish.

You know, we can ask him. He's on the phone right now, isn't he? Yeah. Yes, he is. Hi. JC, I am so sorry. I am like absolutely mortified right now. I was not trying to floss you. I mean, look, I'm a butt man fine. And I'm sorry if I grabbed your butt a couple times and inadvertently gave you a wedgie. I was not trying to floss you. I mean, look, I'm a butt man fine. And I'm sorry if I

grabbed your butt a couple of times and inadvertently gave you a wedgie. I did not mean to, I swear. That's just not my thing. I mean, I kept having to readjust myself. I know, but I thought it was like me straightening my shirt and like the weird couch set up didn't help at all. We were like clothing going everywhere i mean if you and by the way are you really your lobby is really flooded right now yeah so i i can't get up to my apartment until they get all this water out they're not letting anybody up because they you know cut the electricity on the elevator like i mean is there anything i can do can i come over and help like scoop water out or anything like that are you really gonna come over and help me right now? I can.

Aw, that's so sweet. As long as you promise not to give me any wedgies. I promise I will not give you a wedgie. Good. Okay, so I guess we're setting up a second date for you guys right this second then. I mean, it's free too. We don't have to pay for anything.

I mean, yeah, I guess so. I can, honestly, I can come over. I'd be there like 15 minutes to help out if you really need me. Oh my gosh, that's a really sweet gesture. Really? Like, yes, I could use your help. All right, I'm coming by.

Oh my God. What a funny call. I mean, look, I can be over there in like 15 minutes. I'll bring, I have some tools. I have a bucket. I don't know. I'll bring everything I have. Just bring your rain boots.

All you need is boots. Be prepared for anything. Yes, yes. I mean, I'll come right over. We can talk more about what happened in this call. And I'm really happy you're willing to see me again. I was really kind of nervous there for a while. All right.

See you soon. I'm excited for you guys. Me too. That's romance. Yeah. Okay, well, don't ghost him again. I was really kind of nervous there for a while. Alright, see you soon. I'm excited for you guys. Me too. Romance. Yeah. Okay, well, don't ghost him again. Yeah, I mean, this dude's willing to drop everything and come help you shovel water. That's a rare type of dude, I think. Yeah. I think they're gone now.

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